Boi do I love my portable switch

I never take my switch out of the house for this reason. My country is a shithole now

Any reason you guys are still offended by the Switch?

Cope

Attached: 110B686C-4335-453C-984E-903F850ABCE2.jpg (621x621, 55K)

I dont even like taking my phone with me unless I'm wearing pants with deep pockets. Gym shorts? No way.
Not really offended by the Switch but the lack of an external GPU in the dock is something I find reprehensible. In a world where we are being pushed for 4K or at least 60+fps @ 1080p, I find it bizarre that people would drop $200+ on a device that performs so poorly.

I play my switch in the daily

>No you don’t
Yes I do. The virtual console alone has given it more games than the switch

I own a Wii U. I haven't actually played a game on it since Ultimate came out, but I keep it around to use the gamepad as a universal remote lol

>wearing holes
Get new jeans.

stop lying liar
I can see this happening

Anyone who cares about pockets is underage.
Use a fucking backpack you moron.

>replies with a wojak
Every time.

>is seething
Every time

why was it such shit?

Attached: 79D9E438-5B01-4846-ABE5-47F512FC03DA.jpg (1002x1618, 2.05M)

>switch releases
>people complain its to big
>smaller version comes out
>people complain its to small
???

Portable doesn't necessarily mean it fits in your pocket. My goodness, people have certainly gotten dumber as the years go by.

Do you also put your portable PC on your pocket?

Kiddie shit

Nintendo didn't make a console capable of output over 480p until 2012. This isn't a new issue.

He needs a trashbag

imagine seething over a jpg

There's literally never been a portable that didn't look retarded in your pocket. Even the GBA SP is bigger than any wallet, and it's gotta go in your front pocket. If you wanna bring it around buy a case or stay home retard. Everybody on this board claims they never play it undocked anyway.

Attached: 7l437ywrnczz.jpg (4032x3024, 1.31M)

That's a collectors item, not a viable handheld.

Take the joycons off and put them I. Your other pocket

Attached: dims.jpg (550x365, 52K)

goal post

These are legit useless with the removal of the psp store, unless you jailbreak it I guess

Yoshi has been shit for over 20 years.

You can still buy psp games from your PC/PS3 and either get them from the downloads section on the part of the PSP store that's still available, or copy them over USB. EZ piracy is the whole reason you get a PSP though.

Are they going to make a Switch Pro or am I better off just getting the "new" one with a better battery?

>It's portable I swear!!
>What do you mean you won't buy a separate backpack for it?!

the joycons are removable
are you an imbecile?

It's a Gameboy Advance that was released after the DS launched. This does not move a goal post at all. Do raspberry pis people put in altoid tins count then? Nobody wants a handheld that can discreetly fit in their pocket. That's a value proposition that no one is on the other end of.

you can take the joycons off and put them in your other pockets retard

You are not a true nintendo gamer unless you carry your switch in your asshole all the top nintendo pro players do it

he's not wrong.
the Switch is basically a portable PS2 with the combined library of the PS3 and PS4.

Reminder that skinny jeans are only for faggots

Way to type nineteen words without saying anything that makes sense.

It's funny. While I read reading that post, I thought "What kind of games does a person even enjoy to say something like that and be 100% serious?"

but ps3 has no games

>It's not portable if you can't shove the whole thing into your pants pocket
Just because you never leave your house doesn't mean it's not portable

>can't count
>cannot understand actual criticism
>can't read

Attached: Download.jpg (162x311, 8K)

>combined library of the PS3 and PS4
What the actual fuck are you on about?
>switch: 1809 games
>ps3: 2207 games
>ps4: 2123 games

exactly

Please don't reply to me tripfaggot

haha, nice multiplats and nice ports

>Take the joycons off and put them in a separate pocket
Where the fuck are my wallet and keys meant to go?

If your pants pockets are big enough to hold a switch, with or without joycons attached, you aren't /fa/ and should restock your wardrobe before posting.

>it’s only portable if it fits in my pants pocket

Attached: 4E5AE9CD-FC35-4EA4-A872-BC63E6E89ECE.jpg (600x375, 38K)

is there anything on the ps4 that isn't a multiplat? Like five games or less right? sick console bro.

Literally no point buying the PSP over the Vita now that all Vita firmwares are hackable.

Fuck you gonna do about it?

That's all the switch is you smooth-brained dung beetle

Even if it had amazing gameplay (which apparently it does), the art direction is awful. Not to mention the idea of having to replay each and every level isn't appealing. People want "different" levels. Even if the reverse direction is completely different, it removes the sense of progress.

meant for

yeah, I was dissing Sony's consoles and the Switch.
hard to swallow the truth pill, huh?

>I don't like or play games
OK?

>I thought laptops were supposed to be portable?
>What do you mean I have to put them in a bag?
>They won't fit in my jnco jeans pocket?
>"PORTABLE"

>implying
I can enjoy all thesemultiplats on PC and can soon play the entirety of the Shitch games that are like 5 games via emulation.
PS4 has no games anyway.
I am gaving way more fun and guess what? my 3DS is still having a giant library.

>has to be able to be in your pockets
The last handheld that was able to sit in my pockets that didn't have a huge obtrusive wedge in my pants was the gameboy advance SP.

Attached: 1546198028265.jpg (464x618, 32K)

Yeah you sound like you're having fun.

thanks man

>OMG I LOVE SNOY SO MUCH BROS BASED DADDY KRATOS

Attached: sdsrrtt.jpg (275x183, 12K)

>rated E for Enfants

If there is one video game character that ever needed a redesign it is Yoshi. The whole look is completely off-putting.

I have it and its shit, was a bayo 2/mk8 machine and welp...

Stop wearing girl pants then.

nerd

lol, i stopped carrying my switch and joycons around like that once i realized it's very easy for the little rubber caps on the thumbsticks to come off from the friction of tight pockets. lost my og cap for my left joycon and had to spend like 12 bucks for a replacement one off egay

I don't understand this shitpost. Is it suppoused to imply that the switch is somehow bad because you look goofy with it in your pocket? Is a laptop not considered portable because it doesn't fit in a pocket? Are you too cool to own a bag?

Where is the joke, Fuckley?

Attached: 34534563463456.png (329x145, 20K)

The Switch is supposed to be a console/handheld system hybrid. Handhelds are supposed to be able to fit in your pocket. The OP is a shitpost because if you took off the joycons the Switch could fit in that fag's pockets.

>Handhelds are supposed to be able to fit in your pocket.

Then why aren't they called pockethelds, huh? riddle me that, faggot.

>Yoshi
>Not shit
pick one.

Holy shit you are a faggot.

Traded a carton of of cigarettes i stole for one of these, played it during every class of the day

Nice baby pockets
Get some real jeans storagelet

Attached: D1fBKURWkAELIw0.jpeg.jpg (881x1500, 195K)

Nice Wojak loser, where'd you get it? The Wojak store? Later, nerd!

Nice Wojak loser, where'd you get it? The Wojak store? Later, nerd!

How do you fit your Switch in your pocket? Doesn't your dick get in the way?

>Wearing a trashpack

Attached: 754325.png (754x325, 270K)

Where in live did you end up?