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>*X-Files theme blares*

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>heard that CJ moms ghost appears in the grove street house
>never went into that house ever again

youtube.com/watch?v=c_H3MWVx6JU

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Fuck... all those times watching those blatantly fake videos with friends at night. Getting spooked. And then investing the myths ourselves. Take me back

Where were you saving for those first few hours?

YouTube died when they dropped 'Broadcast Yourself' from the title

youtube.com/watch?v=Brl7WmHDG-E

>Original upload from 14 years ago with 50 million views is gone
Fuck JewTube

youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI

>watch old halo 2 or Modern Warfare montage
>I'M NOT PARALYZED BUT I SEEM TO BE STRUCK BY YOU

Oh shit i remember that trainwreck of a song

>*Super Mario 64 main menu theme starts playing*

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>that one video CJ's ghost mom having a screamer

>spend all night trying to run into her ghost
>read up on the internet about another ghost myth
>go pee
>hear loud blood curdling scream while peeing
>run back to see what's happened
>no NPCs near by because in the middle of the desert
>nothing

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The word "exaggerated" already implies overdoing it, so you don't have to say "OVER" exaggerated :)

youtube.com/watch?v=TKfS5zVfGBc&ab_channel=MrJasd

>youtu.be/-Ue2Xmei2iQ
>youtu.be/zbLrR9kb_w8
>youtu.be/yK72HG6oOPs
Fuckin miss these videos even though they were horrible. So many are deleted unfortunately. Thinking of making a huge playlist of all the remaining old videos

This song always got me
>youtu.be/N4jOLS2un5c

youtube.com/user/GTAMyths1

Is SAMP still playable?

Was it ever really playable?

yes
South America and Russia have full reign over it now

Picture is from July 2006 by the way

Keep posting those old ass myths videos. I'm marathoning them tonight

Sneed

4 STRENGTH 4 STAM LEATHER BELT

uh huh

>watch Super Mario 64 video
>Scatman starts playing
youtube.com/watch?v=Vwql6OCfIVI

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AAAAUUGH

There was some anonymity then, but now with social media and strong monetary incentives it isn’t so

>youtu.be/gyDHY1ne23Y
I miss it bros

>5 star rating system
>favorites were under your channel
>Couldn't upload anything over 10 minutes
>Could actually upload porn and had a porn section for the site
>No copyright bullshit
it was a simpler time...

>>Could actually upload porn and had a porn section for the site
What? I don't remember this

>videos now have high budget
>usually sponsored by a film company or corporate shills
>videos are now made by a full film crew from a TV station/company
>algorithm favors "content creators" who release clickbait videos 2 or 3 times a day
>heavy moderation of content and copyright strikes, cant even upload a video of you skiing with friends w/ Linkin Park in the background anymore

Youtube seems a lot more lenient with at least softcore porn now. I remember the site being much stricter from 2008-2012

i remember a lot o videos being muted for coyrighted music (mainly linkin park)

For real. Even compare videos like the GTA myths to now.
Old one's
>good music (xfiles or something to that effect)
>no voice over, just text
>all of it was bullshit and word of mouth but nonetheless intriguing
>"the truth may still be out there"
New myth videos (albeit most of the videos are real Easter Eggs R* put in)
>edited thumbnails
>shitty royalty free instrumental music in background
>face cam guy screaming at the top of his lungs
>no investigating, just showing you the steps to activate the easter egg
>"thanks for watching! Make sure you smash that like button and hit subscribe!"

This

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Even the mods are scary. Their low poly look is uncanny as fuck

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*blocks your path

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I want to go back

what the fuck was his problem anyway?

Brazil was a mistake
m.youtube.com/watch?v=4XRgUgbH5-o

Someone post the one with the alien in CJ's house and the rice burner with a huge surround system in the back

monetization was a fucking mistake

Ding ding ding

kids these days are all soft
youtube.com/watch?v=J37j3TcDTPY

When I one time been in panopticon I heard chainsaw (my SA is without sound only car engine,weather sound,weapons sound can be heard) I know icons don't have sounds but I HEARD CHAINSAW in my hands been just a CAMERA and then I just taked my Rancher and driven away

Youtube died when it allowed custom thumbnails not automatically cropped from the videos

Had a stroke?

>soundless gta
why would anyone do this

Why does every one of these BR SA videos/mods have bright primary colors on everything? Is this how BRs see the world?

I didnt meen for none sound my gta come to me like that so thats why i thinked leatherface was in my game cause lots other strange myths happen in my game

giving cheap internet access to the favelas was the real mistake

That's their version of enhancing the graphics. There's a Brazilian enb that is over saturated with colors and all roads are dark as fuck and have non reflective puddles on them. They cannot mod for shit. Only good mods they produce are these crazy overhauls

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4XRgUgbH5-o

Guys look, Assassins Creed 2 trailer leaked!

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Help me with something, anons. I used to play SA with my brother when we were younger. One time, I remember going into the barbershop or something, and into a darker room, and then all we heard was screaming. A lot of screaming. We got scared, and then turned it off and never talked about it again.
Over a decade later I got curious and tried to look it up, but I find no mention of such screams. Or even a mod that adds them. And my brother still remembers them so it clearly happened. What the fuck?

I still unironically watch SA Mystery videos even though most of the mysteries are fake

it wasnt that long ago, but feels like forever ago. why did everything seem so much better?

I would probably never play the game again

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what mysteries aren't fake

The ones that are just simply graphical errors or leftover concepts they clearly didn't get rid of in time of release.

>over a decade ago

time feels like sand sifting through my fingers

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any examples? i only know about the ghost cars and crashing planes

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rYatJCMJbbY

Why does this game have such a spooky vibe to it

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>People thought there was random horror screams on Mount Chiliad
>It was just really bad NPC pathfinding causing them to walk over a cliff and dying
>It was possible that they had a set path in mind but they never programmed it in properly

They did in the latest one. In the moviemaker mode, you have to find some weird fruit around the mountains and hills.

There's another one for triggering the american werewolf boss fight.

me too user, me too.

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Real X-Files shit:
>Casey Hathaway
>3 years old
>Disappears for 3 days in the woods near his North Carolina home in Jan 2019, found in some brush 1/4 mile from home
>In perfectly healthy condition - low hunger, no dehydration, wanted to watch Netflix
When asked what happened, the little boy claimed he was kept company by a "friendly bear" while he was missing.
>Young children across the US who disappear for hours to days at a time before being found often report that they were cared for by a "friendly bear" or a "big two-legged wolf with hands". They also agree that they were lured away from their family by the same creature, who fed them nuts and berries in the meantime.
>This goes back for well over 150 years, some reports including eye witness testimony from rescuers who confirmed the childs' description.

>No such thing as "Sasquatch".

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emulating this game now

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Why would you emulate it? Just play the PC version with the PS2 graphics restoration mod.

What a dolt

theyre not fruits user theyre peyote, a real world variety of hallucinogenic cacti

It was probably some furry.

kids make shit up all the time but i really wanna believe that bigfoot is real and kidnaps random kiddos to keep him company while he does bigfoot stuff

dont fucking bully him
the pc mods that make the game as good as the ps2 version take hours to set up and are so incompatible with each other that you'll corrupt your .exe if you install them in the wrong order

You are a mouth breeding retard if you think it takes hours to install the mods and or find it difficult. Cope faggot, seethe harder.

...

>following simple instructions is difficult, takes hours of time, and will corrupt your game
are you also a person who managed to brick his 3ds while softmodding?

True, but too many details from kids who can't read and therefore can't get ideas from other kids/what they see on the interbutts, from multiple parts of the country, across multiple decades, imply otherwise.

Occam's Razor implies that either bears are exhibiting behaviors that make no logical sense from what we know of bears, or X-Files.

unmodded PC is better anyway

>remember when 1992 los angeles was completely orange?

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>take hours
literally 5 min

No retort because you know you're retarded.
Based. Fuck these mod illiterate retards

@471748926
Not even going to give you a (you). Get the fuck out of this thread with your shit taste.

No retort because I'm not him, you crossboarding faggot.

You really think someone would do that? Kidnap children over the course of hundreds, if not thousands, of years in the hopes of finding one worthy of being a successor and assuaging the biting loneliness then return them after figuring out they don't cut it and otherwise would be cruel? That's just ridiculous user, I would never do that.

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you have no idea what you're talking about. silent patch, shader mods, reflection mods and all the restored content like scenery and parked vehicles that it takes to get the game even near the quality of the original console release are all separate projects by separate creators and the downgrade patch alone takes about an hour to do its work.
t. someone who did this most of this shit on pc and finally gave up trying to restore all the original parked vehicles and ps2 style reflection maps because each parked vehicle and scenery object literally comes in a seperate zip
lost fool. read up on the differences between the PC releases and the PS2 release and you'll see everything you're missing. you probably just threw silent patch on and called it a day even though thats literally just a graphics/bugfix pack that doesnt fix rampages, multiplayer pool, the abundance of scenery objects and parked vehicles that dont spawn in the pc version but existed in the ps2 version.

google took over in its second year, i doubt what you're remembering is pre-google

i'll give you one

i love playing as if the game world exists in a glass of HI-C orange

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I've never gone on that board in my life you stupid kneegrow

Or more likely the parents had him hide in attic so they can sell the story to the media

>HI-C orange
delicious

The mods dont 100% capture the PS2 graphics . They still come a bit short

You tell me, Wendigo.

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Don't reply to this incompetent faggot. He's either fishing for (you)s cause he's lonely, or he's hoping someone will spoonfeed him tips to not completely suck at modding

Sure you haven't.

Looks better than the pc port. I remember you, you always come into any SA thread and shit it up with your objectively wrong opinion.

Okay, I literally never have because wrestling is for children. Much like the person I'm replying to right now.

I remember when youtube was just starting and red vs blue being the first videos I watched. When Machinima was just taking off.

this looks good, you're right. sorry.

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Whatever you need to tell yourself.

laughing my ass off dude you got severely btfo

why the fuck does my san andreas look so fucking blue? im emulating PS2 so why doesnt it have that cool hazy orange?

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UMA

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los santos by day is raspberry lemonade kool aid, mid day it's orange juice, and at night it's HI-C

Because he's saturating the photos to prove a fake point

>at night it's Purple Drank
ftfy

*google+ integration

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yes of course i'm painstakingly altering the photos while keeping the UI elements untouched. you got me.

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Reminder there is something undiscovered in the woods

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>1.27 MB, 1024x768
but why?

>both of you retarded faggots arguing instead of making your game look like this:
youtu.be/UBpboMn2Pb0

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but it feels like most genuine pics i see are orange most of the time. is something wrong with the emulator

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I love how a game company is so committed to fucking with their fans, they let their Tech team and PR people reply with vague and ominous emails to further the mystery.

This. That's commitment right there

Fuck if I know. I've never played nigger simulator in my life. Shit looks horrible and is overrated as fuck.

ohhhh snapppp. you might have the super rare version.

I didn't need these emotions tonight.

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take me back

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I am one of the "few people in the whole world" who have seen "it".

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FUCKING BRAZIL

Posting more Brazil Kino
youtube.com/watch?v=LCBfnjTmlwU

Please keep it coming. Here's a classic
youtu.be/yr_DSX_QRxk

>being so poor that this is how you show off

i turned off anisotropic filtering, looks a bit more like the original now. although, was it even this blue, even in day? i remmber it being orange 100% of the time

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here is orange in evening

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What do you expect from brazil? They're legally only allowed to own this game, and they've been modding it since the favelas got running water.
youtu.be/VGzOz25fVZs

youtube.com/watch?v=-Ue2Xmei2iQ

PLEASE for love of all things holy post more old Brazil modded videos. I can't find the classics as easily anymore since there's likely thousands of new BR videos on YouTube

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Holy shit I've been looking for this exact video. I'm guessing all the oldie goldies are taken down but some have been re-uploaded. Because most of my finds are shitty videos from 2015 onwards.

Uhh anyone else seeing youtube links that say "forbidden or private"

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4chanX is fucked again i guess

youtu.be/17Z2PMX-6Io
Yes a lot of good Myth videos and the likes seem to be gone forever.

What did he mean by this

BRO??!?!?

Uploaded 18 hours ago. Let that sink in.
youtu.be/dGWb8G8_1iA

What was it

Now that dust has settled, was the orphanage really haunted?

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What was it?

youtu.be/dn9p57w0V-w
Ignore the commentary but holy shit take me back. Where's that oldfag from last thread that talked to me about the old days of Yea Forums playing this mod?

youtu.be/5oW5qtBLRE8
Just when you think you've seen it all, they surprise you again

Jesus christ

>People sure love making videos and uploading them on our platform
>What if we can pay them for the videos they do and love?
>what could possibly go wrong

How did CJ's mom became a thing?

just step inside the johnson house and listen to the sound of fucking nothing, no ambient sound whatsoever, creating an eerie atmosphere ripe for ghost stories

>tfw unironically like 009 sound system probably due to nostalgia up the ass while watching Toontown videos and other random shit
Maybe someday whenever I decide to figure out how to Youtube channel, I'll use these musics.

That, the picture of a female npc that's presumed to be CJ's mom and that weird glitch that happens with the TV

She died in a driveby so naturally players conjured up some ghost story. I kinda get it though, the house is creepy as fuck because of the dead silence in it. But some dude probably uploaded some mod of a ghost in the house and the legend took off from there

quick rundown on the tv glitch?

Within 10 years it went from this to trannies and faggots
Fuck america

>back when 27 million was considered a high number of views

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jesus christ what is with the emulation debate. are there so many many people on this board that can't literally play this shit on their ps2 with the original disc? jesus christ i hate you faggots

I hate you too faggot. But however you play San Andreas, enjoy it. And happy myth hunting! Remember, the truth is out there.

Takes me back

The game was never orange at all times. People had that impression because the game starts right at dawn in the most orange part of the day. But yes, a blue sky was normal

Zoomers nowadays call it the "Illuminati Theme".

True. It was all dependent on the time of day, and the area you were in. The desert at night was very purple.

This makes me wonder why is there no myth surrounding Madd dogg's mansion since the place is huge and really creepy

there were prob a couple, since all of san andrea's interiors have no sound going on unless they have a radio playing and npcs chattering.
but johnson house is the first save point and accessible to everyone who played it.

Anyone remember the mount chiliad ghost house? Is that a real thing?

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Never heard of it but the ghost car thing is actually legit

>those retarded overexaggerated thumbnails started taking over.
What's sadder is even if you don't want to make those kinds of thumbnails, you get forced into it because they work.
That is if you're trying to get paid. If not then it's obviously irrelevant.

Jesus Christ. GTA San Andreas and Fast and Furious did something irreversible to Brazil. Shit was never the same after that.

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This

>skiing

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That's not what he's talking about, every embed youtube video is showing "Forbidden or Private" in title

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>>skiing

I realized after the fact. Possibly cause all of these videos are old as sin? I don't know why though.

4chanx is fucked up again
it's not the first time this happens

youtube.com/watch?v=nXzb8QbLHmw

What map editor was used to make this? Or did they just edit each individual model file?

Classic. And i never realised something
>mfw Claude is taking in this

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They used their Brazilian black magic

>myspace the movie
has it really been that long bros?

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Back when some kid would make shit up and you couldn't just google it to see if he was full of shit

>tfw this has been happening for more than a century
Scary shit user.

Nah it's not just old videos that this shows up
just 4chanX fucking up again

youtu.be/JP03CcZWaI4

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Spooky
I'm guessing that's just the player's shadow?

or a spawning zombie

why do people say the game has an orange filter? it looks pretty normal

>copyright strike

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kdJePrOcu0M
Nope

youtube.com/watch?v=Jv6P9jxg4vI

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youtube.com/watch?v=LCBfnjTmlwU
youtube.com/watch?v=0ubtkOzq-TE
youtube.com/watch?v=7g4l3pBXqmE
youtube.com/watch?v=I3TNOMWDB_I
youtube.com/watch?v=LIa2_rJ_coc

ABSOLUTELY FUCKIN' BASED

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We should've turned Brazil into a parking lot.

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this

Uma Delicia

2019 and I'm still finding shit in this game

>smashes window to escape freezer

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Why do older open-world games have this vague spooky aura about them?

Because they're scarcely populated.

youtube.com/watch?v=bqoINyi1854
fuck me i loved this one so much
this was back in the days where i was deliberately looking up habbo coin hacks then finding out what retros are
take me the fuck back bros

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bs
fucking liar

We postin old vidya youtube?
youtube.com/watch?v=GkNn7wxAgMM

I murder this fucker every time I see him

oh god, the memories
>lion sleep tonight
I remember playing this on repeat for my little brother

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>CJ's safehouses have radios and music players and TVs everywhere, even the bathroom
>it's all silent except for the dressing room
It's kinda sad when you think about it. This house never felt like a home despite being loaded with every appliance ever. And your only remaining family is acting like a big nigger, but at least your sister has a bright future ahead of her, it's just that she's always away.

It's an absolute gem of an open world

This music played on a maternity hospital when my young sister was born

it was shit but so comfy

This. Fck, time really is scary. Guess I will have to finally believe in God so that I can die in peace. Not Jesus God, but God God.

it was an oversight to not add noises outside like cars going by, wind, idk man. just something but dead silence.

People only know it as the illuminati theme now

youtube.com/watch?v=bAAPPTdkmsI

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hell, sr1 had a "secret stash" easter egg unfound until 2017
well, it was found but the exact method to pull it off was missing a little innocuous step, so the one video showing it off was denounced as hacked and fake. but a dev posted the exact method to unlock it in 2017

The internet of the late 00s/early 10s sure seems like a bit of a Paradise Lost these days. We didn't know how good we had it.

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>Could actually upload porn and had a porn section for the site
i exclusively used to fap to youtube porn

>early 10s
>good

Please, don't make me remember. Please, it hurts too much.

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It's so ironic...
I absolutely HATED the 009 Sound System era of Youtube back when I was living through it, but now I'd give so much just for a chance to go back.

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Legend

youtube.com/watch?v=Z7YB_K-njNw

>this r* is probably dead

It's because you're emulating it you fucking brainlet. The effects only work properly on a real PS2 or with SkyGFX on PC.

You're a fucking retard. 2 of those screenshots are some shitty modded brazillian version. You should find screenshots that don't have the brazillian watermark in the corner next time.

You're an absolute fucking retard. SA modding in 2019 is so easy there's no excuse a braindead mongoloid like you couldn't be able to figure it out.
>download .asi loader
>drop .asi scripts in scripts folder
>put mods in modloader folder

Takes 5 fucking minutes. Neck yourself consolefag.

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The entire ASMR category involving more than 1 person is proof of that. As long as you slap that tag on you can get away with most softcore shit.

dude chill