ESA Summer Marathon

based touhufags

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I think reimu and youmu should have learned a dance to do together

>Cringing to the macerana
YOUNG UN'S LEAVE!

CHEEEEEEN

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>two fags in skirts.
What is this, GDQ?

frew is cringe now, spread the word!

Why is he still wearing the hat?

>Dutchfags are the macarena experts

Guess it was kinda big here.

what the heck? no no no say it ain't so, SAY IT AIN'T SO????

>all this fun

HOW WILL GDQ EVER RECOVER?!
HOW CAN GDQ COMPETE?!

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WHAT THE FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>getting past the panda will no longer be a thing
fuck

this run is pure kino

>runners focused on trying hard for run
>don't give a shit about the donations

fuck this, foob was underrated because he actually tried to satisfy the donators til metako told him to stop

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>loli/shota
And nothing of value was lost.

Just go to nhentai, bro.

Froob was really into it and down for anything last night, but this dude they got to replace Ben seems like he doesn't even want to be there.

no one is laughing why do they keep donating to make them do these things

what the fuck is going on? is sad panda going down? fuck this, why even live

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is omega supposed to be funny?

[Orgasm sounds intensify]

where?

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

No, he's Finnish

>actually thinking this is good

guess you guys missed yakuza yesterday

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cringe. Yakuza run had soul, this is just soulless and unfunny. Really forced and no energy at all there.

What happened with English Ben?

Someone donate to have Metako replace this dude on commentary. It doesn't even matter if he knows the run or not.

Who needs SadPanda when Fakku exists.

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I have no interest in weeb games

No please Reimu come back !

Ask in twitch chat and see what happens

fucking some kebab right now

I wonder who could be behind this post.

No he's autistic.

According to the thread, lolis and shotas are irregar in the Netherlands now.

FUUUCKKK, what do I need to auto magically download all of my favourites? I'm a computer dumb dumb, just tell me which scripts/programs I need pls
>sad panda will be gone
I can't believe it

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this trash run is yakuza's sloppy seconds

>taking the bait

good, fuck cum brains

Stream 2 loyalist represent

He can come out with some jokes when hes left to his own devices but when you force him like this its just cringe.

Big money anons I have a request.
Someone donate so that the runners get a wedgie and have to keep it in for awhile.

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yeah froob was a champ, these guys really don't seem into it at all which is fair enough if they weren't expecting it

He died, he went to a bar across the venue and some muslims nugged him for being a faggot.

Panda donating again so he can be on stream and tell us about his recipe book

can't believe i thought this would be good, i should've known stream 1 would fuck it up

>Jewcob strikes again

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is this real or a scam?

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been around since the beginning of it as well my dude
been pretty good

>OH GOD OH F
>just loli and shota

not being a pedo yet again pays off

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>this terrible run already raise more than yakuza

disgusting

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No one cares pedos

This is a joke right? RIGHT?!

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Is the site going down as a whole or just the loli/shota garbage? I have plenty of favorites that is not loli/shota that I will be pissed is gone.

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PEDOS BTFO I LOVE IT

>Look up what's going on
>Seems to be loli/shota but also seeing no proof
If it's juts loli/shota I could not care less.

Yeah the moment it was clear this only concerned loli and shota I immediately closed the tab.

Site's dying in 6 months anyway

Seems like the entire site

Susan gave him a rough nuggin

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Yeah who cares about history being wiped out right?

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How long until someone sets up a mirror site?

Based. I hope all you degenerate weebs kill yourselves over this.

Yea Forumsnigger

>tfw switched to nhentai for my needs months ago

good, fuck sad panda and its fucking extension

Lurk for two years before posting.

They will come for anything young looking soon enough, which to these people is all anime girls that aren't old hags.

Survived nyaa's collapse, as long as it's saved it's not an hero time yet

>history being wiped out
>literally child porn

fuck off

I don't understand why the cooking lessons go on for 30 minutes but they wouldn't keep a shoe their heads for more than 15 seconds.

how do they define "loli/shota"? isn't it kind of subjective? what about underage characters with big tits?

>history
Absolutely fucking LMAO.
It's porn brah this isn't anything important to humanity.

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Gonna be here until this site dies.

I've been here since 2016 newfag.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>he needs an extension to access the site

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lolis and shotas have been illegal over here for years, EU law seems more likely

>how do they define
Depending on the tag that is uploaded.
Why they are going to nuke the site because you can just not tag it.

>underage
Is the one and only criteria, regardless of how big you make the titties

based

I think you answered your own question

WE FLOSSIN NOW BOYS

That dumb schwedis whore should be raped to assblood.

FFXII looks fun and the gambit system seems interesting. I want to buy it desu.

>he hasn't seen the sheer amount of people who shove it down your throat that it's the only and best way to consume porn

Ironic flossing and dabbing has become more pathetic than the moves themselves.

Or they just decided to start enforcing it

It's the last good Final Fantasy imo, better than X. Play it.

the servers aren't even hosted in the netherlands

>loli/shota
So nothing

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how would you define that in fictional artwork though?

>run so soulless thread is talking about loli porn

is anyone actually enjoying this run?

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Is the character confirmed a child? Y/N

Cumbrains like me are terrified right now.

watching the yakuza run right now this is amazing
wish I could have seen live

how do you "confirm" that a character is a child?

>we don't accept anything that changes the run
>also let's have mhmd fail multiple times because of a stupid love juice challenge

Did the VC run improve? I've just been watching FF.

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Did Ben go home?

There was a lot of potential, wrong runners and commentator for the job. Only audience donations are good, they're far more into it.

No, but I've watched so much of it at this point that I feel like I have to finish it.

Hope they're forced to hand over the logs to the authorities so they can put all you sick fucks in prison.

You should know. And if you don't, I'm sorry.

1000 y/o dragon

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Pathetic

>DONT YOU WANT TO SEE ESA STAFF IN A MASCOT COSTUME XD
no

i don't know, that's why i'm asking.

Ben's home looks like a hotel room. He's so clean and neat.

I need to know Bens opinion on th exhentai situation.

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>female yung lean

Ben get out of your cuckshed and join the audience

>how do they define
Just shutdown the server and you don't need to define anything.

Only if it would be a chicken nugget costume

I dont care. :^)

He's literally not allowed on stream.

I'm not playing your game.

this run and this marathon are trash.
Proof that "for the charity" is equivalent to "no fun allowed" or "for twitch kiddies"

incredible how the $25% category created both one of the best runs of the event with Yakuza and one of the most dreadfully fucking boring events with VC.

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Fuck that Finland kotti,?? Shoot those americans

Fucking pedos ruining everything for the rest of us. I'm tired of this tiny vocal minority leeching off of the rest of us.

Yeah, I figured you couldn't give a coherent answer.

Ben, this run is way worse without you. Your replacement fucking sucks.

Checking in from Stream 2, is the GTA run fun yet?

This bed is way comfier than those whack chairs, plus I kinda want to avoid this run

>All the Americans are the best part of esa
color me surprised. Next esa will be full of trannies screencap this.

Of course it's not.

you know the answer

Then explain why he was on stream the other day during the Doom run

*never has to do anything that slows down his run*

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Someone donate and make them kiss

>There are people who didn't just download anything they found even remotely interesting over the years and racked up several terabytes of porn by now
New stuff will be uploaded somewhere new, old stuff will remain on my drives. Data hoarders win again.

If I screencapped every bullshit post pretending to be a soothe sayer I'd need to buy another hard drive.

*never has to do anything entertaining that slows down his run*

I'm not about to actually describe what defines a child to you like you're a fucking alien.

It's the runners that make it so bad with vice city. That bald paul giamatti looking guy who played yacuzzi with metako was good because of them.

Now this would save the run

Just give him an answer. Obviously he's wrong and a piece of shit, but just actually explain your fucking opinions, dude.

Americans were useless shit as always. They come with corporate fuckery ideals.

>paul giamatti looking guy
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that

This. Get Josh in instead.

Why are there only trans women in speedrunning and absolutely zero trans men?

I know what a child looks like, but I don't know the difference between a character with tits in fiction that is underage and a character with tits in fiction that is 18+. How do you tell which is which?

Not him but none of these drawings are children. They're not human. They were never born. They do not have birthdates. They do not have ages. They are fictional. They do not need to be protected.

Thanks, back to stream 2

Poor guy just wants to sleep.

>Obviously he's wrong and a piece of shit
what am I wrong about? i didn't even make any claims.

>metako was up for the yakuza run 24 hours ago
>and the sotn run three hours after that
>and the ff7 run three hours after that
>then this run three hours after ff7

when does this lad even sleep??

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>Can we stop doing this?
I couldn't hate this faggot any more. How many times did he say yahtzee? Three times?

No Re4 run was 100x better

This is like the lowest energy I think I've ever seen KZ_Frew. None of the three of them seem into it at all. They won't even speak at a normal volume half the time.

Oh no...

Furry time. OwO

>ESA has fursuits now
GET FUCKED

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>They let Punchi get in his fucking fursuit

100 x 0 is still 0

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metako's been getting a lot of attention, but honestly foob's ability to comply with every audience demand was what made that run comfy. doesn't work with a race where neither runner really gives a shit about hte donations

Pretty cute, wouldn't mind fucking its anus 2bh

of course, i didn't mean that because of the games. by all means i expected VC to be even better because of the additional fun of classic ps2 GTA jank but the donations that have gotten through have all been lame and retreads of donations from yesterday, the runners are low energy, and Omega is devoid of charisma.

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Porn when?

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God this is so fucking awkward.

He has done multiple 80+ hours marathons of all the FF games so he's a beast when it comes to keeping himself awake.

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>Using the Hotel fursuit
At least its not something they brought with

Foob would stick it out. I think only a couple times did he ask if he could stop doing something, but it was ten minutes later. These runners are saying "can we stop this?" after a minute.

please

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>hotel fursuit
SWEDEN YES

Eben in the suit?

>this is getting a little personal
Lmao KZ_Frew isn't ready for the KNOT

Has GTA got better yet?
Been sorting out that FF7 New Threat Mod to try out.Typically, setup's a bitchj

What the hell..

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oh dear God

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>People doubted that it was furfags behind the faggotry

What are the mascot's pronouns?

Why doesn't the other runner have to ever do anything at all? His fingers have been fucking glued to the kb/mouse the entire run. I don't even think he was following the one hand donation.

What happened? What’s happened? Why is everyone so fucking empty? I thought this run was supposed to be fun?

Fuck is that Zeroo in the suit?

gdq was 10X better than this.
This shit is cringe in the worst way possible. This isn't even entertaining in any way.

This is one of the most awkward segments I've ever seen in a speedrun, jesus christ. This is actually becoming surrealist.

Sent the mascot off to stream2

THAT FLOSS IS FUCKING ZEROS FLOSS

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this fucking sucks

>Fur... thing
Lmao Metako had enough of that shit

This run is fucking BORING
I'm gonna go fap to some lolis on panda instead

what a shitty mascot

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

I've got some bad news for you, user.

That'll probably help

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Watching The Messenger right now, might pick it up looks fun, I'm bad a vidya though.

Got in just now, what decent requests did I miss?

Better make it good.

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>I'm gonna go fap to some lolis on panda instead
Better make it a speedrun

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user, im so sorry...

this doesn't work as a race

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Damn, the viewer count actually dropped under 10k.

Fucking seriously...

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When will Mhmd have to do literally anything?

>hotel fursuit
It seems we have a lot to learn from Sweden.

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is this dono reader from the western isles or something?

That was seriously one of the most uncomfortable things I've seen in any speedrun. Holy shit that was disturbing, depressing, and sucked the energy out.

>everybody has to speak like a nigger
kek this is gonna be good

>making whitebread people pretend to talk black ebonics

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>all these reddit donations

This isn't a race. Why is this tagged as a speedrun?

this is honestly making me retroactively like the yakuza run less

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Just tuned it, quick rundown on this run? What the fuck is going on?

whats up my neighbor its time to get BIG praise oprah shiieeetttt *drinks down a gallon of protein shakes and rubs my stomach*

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what are the best runs out of ESA so far this year?

>Everyone has to talk like a big black dude for 5 minutes, this totally won't be seen as fucking racist by a ton of people don't worry guys
Holy fuck I hope someone tries way too hard to sound black. That would be the best thing in the entire run

Watch, the second Mhmd has to actually drive a car, he'll say "alright can we stop driving backwards now?"

>mörkö

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christ, no one is putting any effort into any of these

fucking christ, thank you based user for making me aware of this. time to rev up them torrents

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Don't worry it won't be long until Doom

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This is a race the same way walking to your fridge is a hike.

unironically this one

Metako is pretty much the only one who cares anymore. He's a true saint.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fshhh.

this is so bad it's almost becoming good

i think you mean ironically

ROCK PAPER SCISSORS BATTLE ROYALE

It's ya boy here, I'm 'boutta slam jam nuggie boy from the back so don't expect to see him sittin' down on screen any time soon.

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Rock, Paper, Scissors battle royale???

>actually made me open the stream
WOW

>only 1 hour 45 minutes in

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Goddammit, I REALLY wanted to hear them talk like Big Jon just to see how close to racist it could get, but they just completely stopped doing it (which to be fair is the smart thing to do)

it's pretty obvious the runners have no interest in $25%. this is what happens when you don't have someone like foob running, metako can't carry this shit on his own

Yes, but I mean ironically unironically

actual sick dono yo

Nobody even attempted it.

no.

That was quite honestly the best donation so far

no zeroo don't do it

based nuggler

Why doesn't Ganondorf like the internet?
Because there are too many Links!

so how was the San Andreas run?

Yeah fuckthis I'll catch the doom replay late

Is this run fun like the Yakuza one?

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Did they even try to drive backwards, what's the point of donations if they don't try to do them.

also the runners obviously want fucking nothing to do with this and aren't playing along

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what was it? Is this shit worth watching now?

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Way better than this.

go to bed, Dad.

Dmc4

Swedish aksent sounds so weak. Those women are made for violent rape.

>watch Vice City
>"this looks different"
>think back to when I last played VC
The PC version's lighting is all fucked. I'll keep watching, since I remember exactly what mission I was stuck on, and I'm wondering how they get past it as quickly as possible.

Honestly, Ben would've actually tried to keep commentary going with Frew. They seriously made this run a lot worse by banning Ben. His replacement might as well not even be there considering how little he's doing.

>race
>runners use different route/strats

fuckin why

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This is cringe but its for a good cause. These guys ari

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Frew did, Mhmd has just been flying the whole time.

NO NO NOOOOO

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like i've been saying for the past day, it's fucking terrible. too much to live up to and the runners have no interest in the incentives, just wanted to speedrun

Haha that's a cute cat

It was a last-minute change I think, they wanted to do a normal run from the start so there's not really energy from them.

God I want to plow the mascot's ass ironically

Those were pretty good dabs, to be fair.

>tune back in because everyone talking about ebonics donation
>"make the furry dab please"
Back to vidya

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>And nothing of value was lost on that day

This is a race in the loosest sense of the word. Both racers have physically left their controllers and waited on each other several times.

>giving up speedrunning presumably for studies and work
based

Sick

>phase
Did she manage to latch on to someone or get more popular that she doesn't need speedvirgins anymore?

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That's sad

I don't think vikings ever had to have a strong sounding language because they communicated using murder and rape. In today's cuck world the language just sounds more fitting.

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>end of my speedrunning phase
>its fucking real

fuck this shit. first maral leaves, and now this

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I was kinda worried that this run might be kind lame because the donations would be dumb, but the worst part is the runners and commentary are fucking dead. I really didn't think it would be this bad.

No need to speedrun when you can just IRL stream for even more money from orbiters.

>mfw i hate fun and only care about getting my pb

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I don't watch 2D shit, but godspeed, anons.

Shes moving to Korea to work as an events co-coordinator.

I wish I had the balls to dab in a fursuit

That's what Adam_AK did as well

This just in: female speedrunner quits after attending ESA

Holy based

i thought the same. donations aren't even ruining it, the runners just don't care

I like this one actually. It would be nice if they put a bit more effort into it. It would be nice if they put more effort into anything...

This is pretty funny guys.

>theyre singing their national anthems

Wow, cringe. I'm out.

Lol what a clusterfuck

Muhamad_FVC hates fun

honestly, nobody should be speedrunning past their early twenties anyway - certainly not ''professionally'' so good for her.

>last-minute change
Man, I would have said fuck that, even after flying all the way over there to do a run. Now I feel bad for them if they got this shoved onto them.

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>Shes moving to Korea to work as an events cumrag

audience are heros

please tell me this is going to be underestimate. just let it end

oh, is this why team 1 "choked" then? I see.
glad she will never be back.

>suddenly change race to solo to race again
>reuse $20 mode from the last few ESAs but hike up the price and do it at stream run
>get a guy who doesn't care about fun to do the race
>add a shit ton of boring ass rules
>both of them half ass what requests get through
>still get a shit ton of money compared to the other $20 incentive run
How jewish

fucking jew I swear to god

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I seriously don't even know why he's here. He looks like he can't wait to get out of there. It would've been better with just Frew, honestly.

I wonder if his peepee gets a tingle every time they make Frew do something that takes him away from his run.

kinda reminds me of that Minecon aspie who asked Notch is he would join her father's server.

2 hours over estimate at this rate

>Maral leaves
>Sayvi quits
>Ben banned
>Joke category run into ground
>More and more Susan runs
Rog was right.

english ben was originally supposed to do a normal race with one of these guys. then he got banned so they replaced him in the race and also made it $25% for some reason

*stream 1

>paying for porn ever

What the FUCK was that boom central Florida bros? Did the rocket blow up?

how, they're barely doing anything to obstruct their normal run unlike based yakuza runner

I can't believe I stayed up for over 24 hours for this. As long as the SWAT run is good then it's worth it.

That was me. I had a box of triscuits.

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>censoring donation comments
>banning runners for having fun
>twitch chat nazi mods

this is literally GDQ-lite

take a nap baka

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>That feel when you got to experience FFX, FFIII and Yakuza $20% before Re**it ruined it all

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audience are champs for trucking through this trainwreck

How was the warframe run?

>removed all of the non original stuff
>paywalled everything
>wanipocalypse
It hurts.

YES SHAME PINEAPPLE NIGGERS FUCK THEM

We warned you bro. You were warned this was going to be shit.

Nah, he couldn't handle his twitch chat anymore and came up with a bullshit excuse. He couldn't handle the DatSheffy spam anymore. He always had a quick temper, and the new routes are just too much for him.

If I go to sleep now there's no chance in hell of me waking up in time for SWAT, and after I stayed up this long I'm not missing that live. Honestly that's the run I was looking forward to more.

Oh no, with exhentai gone I will only be able to find new doujins to fap to in near unlimited number of other websites anytime in quantities more vast than I could ever exhaust! Whatever will I do?

should've listened to me, i've been saying since yesterday this would be a cringe fest trying too hard to emulate yakuza's magic

Well SWAT looked pretty promising but now I don't know anymore

>was going to miss SWAT because of work
>it got pushed back
how has gta been?

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Why do people hate delicious pineapple on their hot meals

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You have no idea what you're talking about mrs.troll.

turn back now

You mean to tell me no one's watching the better, more comfy stream 2?

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Did they do the mission of the Jamaicans where you deliver contraband while the cops chase you?

:/

I am so glad that ESA banned Ben so that we could have this wonderful, entertaining run instead. I'm glad they made sure that this run meets their moral standards and didn't let that problematic asshole Ben in here.

Awful.

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Just mercy kill this shit

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Put it in the background, it's ok but not much to talk about

what happened?

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>how has gta been?
10/10 unironically best run of the event

This is easily the worst KZ_Frew run I've ever seen.

Hey guys, I'm back how's the 25 dollars run?

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Don't reply to me if you literally don't know how to use search engines or hentai websites

hell yeah, i had my fill of 20$% for this year. Dunno, but stream 1 sounds too stressfull for me rn. Is it entertaining, or was yesterday thunder in a bottle?

agreed

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This is the fucking most horrible thing I've ever witnessed, I've watched Russian dashcam car crashes that weren't as bad as this.
I can't believe you butthurt faggots got Ben banned for having fun so that we could have this gay ass shit. Fuck all you twitter niggers, I hope your game consoles break.

FIESTY ONE YOU ARE

I don't listen to gay people, sorry

Frew is the only runner having fun
And omega cant improvise for shit

The runners and commentator are dead fish. No energy, basically the opposite of Froob in the Yakuza run. Also they brought out someone in a mascot suit and it was legit the most uncomfortable thing I've seen at ESA. It got so weird and they had to tell the mascot to go off camera.

there are always archives bro. Just... walk away (away away)

its clear the runners dont want to actually do the 25$ thing and are half assing it, not playing along at all
along with that, the donations have been shit anyways

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>audience only interaction
lol

hmmm yes, cringe. Just as I thought.

They seriously completely ruined any chance of this run being good by banning Ben. Fuck them and this shitshow of a run.

>calling off donations 1 hour early

this run keeps getting more and more pathetic, holy fuck

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It was changed to $25% shortly before the run because the original commentator was banned and none of the guys up front are into it
They've brought some funny guys up front to help but it still didn't work

>fun is over because of time
$20% should be stream 2 only.

Yeah this sucks

this feels like what would happen if GDQ would try the donation gimmick (they would up it to $500 though)

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>they cut it off anyhow
lmao which one of you double digit IQ knuckle-dragging euros planned this shit?

Why was he banned?

>twitch chat Jew mods***
Can't even ask where Ben is without getting banned.

At least this run is sending me to sleep, counteracts this heat nicely.

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LMAO NO RUNNER INTERACTION ANYMORE
THIS IS WHY THIS BELONGS ON STREAM 2 AS THE LAST RUN OF THE NIGHT SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GOING OVER
FUCK THIS GARBAGE HOLY SHIT

>fun over silence ensues
nice!

>/>471724440

There are works that do not exist anymore except on exhentai or random peoples computers becuase the artists deleted their original works or things have just been lost over time. There's art on their older than you. Fucking retard nigger.

>yakuza runner regularly doing shit to delay his run like playing minigames and using controller upside down
>donations not stopped til like five minutes before he's done

>gta runners basically completely ignoring donations
>donations stopped one hour before incentive met

this is so fucking bad

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i guess that's what happens when you try to have fun on stream 1

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how did they manage to fuck this up so badly, even without the donation shit a gta run should be fun, i'm in shock

The best part is that because this run was on stream 1 instead of stream 2 and it's a GTA run it made way more money than Yakuza so they can claim "it was a huge success and everyone loved it, guys!"

>tfw made this with my gf on our second date because she thought it was cute
>broke up with her 3 years later because I was depressed and pushed her away
Please let it all end.

no 90% of donations would have been filtered to not offend sponsors

I stepped away for five minutes. Did they cut off new donations and are just reading them over the next hour or are they really not doing any more requests at all?

Intentional lack of commentary beats runners shutting up in order to obey arbitrary rules set up by unfunny donators. They're still talking about the run. You're just confusing merely commenting on the run with fucking around constantly.

audience requests only so the run can finish close to estimate

Why don't all FF's have a fast forward button. This is 100x better.

only audience interaction donos from here on out

Was there even any fucking runner interaction to begin with? I think they filtered out a ton of them because of a nature of a race, they didn't want one racer getting an advantage over another because someone donated to do x to them. Boring as fuck.

They seem like they don't want to be there, which is true because they got the $25% put on them last minute.

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>people praise FFXII's speed up function
>just makes the game spastic as fuck
Cool, I guess?

No more runner interaction, only audience so that the runners can finish in time. Not like the runners were even really trying to do the donations anyways, so it's not that big of a change.

What's the best fucking control scheme for this shit when emulating?

GIVE ME SOME OTHER GOOD RUNS TO WATCH BESIDES THIS ONE

>suddenly retards screaming

i think i'm done with this marathon, fuck the people who told me ESA was good

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pastebin.com/s53UFMeg

on the speedgaming channel the gta sa relay race

>Plan race
>Ban guy supposed to be in race because of made up accusations of homo jokes
>Panic
>Slap together thing from last night that worked out in desperation
>Runner and commentator not doing what they signed up to do
>Runner and commentator unprepared and uncomfortable
>Disaster

All the remakes do (vii-xii) and every single one on emu do.

The RE4 runner was making a fool of himself and had awkward self-deprecating humor, and he got banned for playing along to try and make it less awkward. It was dumb since the run itself was inoffensive really, just very stupid.

Watching this shit with my parents in the room, I have become completely shameless

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This was one of the most badly executed special type of speedruns I've seen at any marathon, jesus christ.

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>all I wanna be the guy fangames on mediocre
The absolute shit taste of this board

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You have my respect.

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well if the runners got this pushed on them i can understand it but in that case the organisers are honestly retarded

Is this the mission where the car has a bomb in it?
I remember this shit haha

more based than anyone on stream desu

Can we just update the pastebin and put this in Disaster Tier already?

thanks for killing $20% ESA.

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yeah it's great

Every time ESA has something good going you get shit lile this. Really, highest of highs but also lowest of lows. I still really prefer it like this over GDq corporate friendly blandness.

i hope they just let it die after this. it actually still raised more money than yakuza so i'm probably wrong, next year will have something like this every day

They aren't even trying to speak up and simply explain what's happening in the run. This feels like a run on someone's personal twitch channel at like 2 in the morning, not like a live event with thousands of people watching what the fuck. Metako is the ONLY person that sounds like he's attempting to entertain.

>highest of highs but also lowest of lows
so true. they aren't afraid to try new/experimental shit but then if its good they run it into the ground

>Stream 2 had Astolfhole this entire time
Why didn't anyone tell me to kill myself?

Anyone else still waiting on GDQ to pick the winners for their prizes?

if ever there was an appropriate time for "soul v soulless"

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>all these contrarian ''we hate fun'' posters
It's not bad

>astolfo
>happy birthday
gonna kms real quick

>that faggot last night who was arguing with everyone in the thread that this was the best ESA ever because of the yakuza run

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Censor that shit, I'm overdosing on soul here

Btw the viewer count has been falling steadily for a while. On a fucking Stream 1 GTA run the viewer count has been falling. Jesus christ.

Hoping SWAT 4 is going to be better than this.

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>jon goes home
>soul goes

What's his endgame?

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Is it okay to watch if I haven't finished Kiwami 1 yet?

Can't take the cringe

Saving Larxa from incels

This so fucking much

holy MILK!

Well, if Metako wasn't already my favorite guy at ESA before, he is now. I have massive respect for him for trying to put energy into this the whole time while he basically gets no help.

>when jon came on and started narrating like it was Mario
>Now here comes bowser. wow he's a buff dude.
>now this is bowsers african cousin

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white knight who thinks larxa will fuck him obviously

agreed, this run is fucking shit but he's still based and the only one putting effort into making this work

Cringe things: This run, ESA, speedrunning, Yea Forums

Based things: me

Hulk Hogan poster is unironically based. He calls out the stupid faggots trying to derail threads.

its not bad, but compared to the Yakuza one, its pure shite

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Where did he go so right where two runners and a commentator went so wrong?

>runners just keep talking about the run while other guys try to do donation bit

fuck frew and fuck this run

Penelo's butt

The whole place is going down. The host is going scorched earth because curating it accurately enough to avoid legal action is not feasible.

>talking about travel times now
BORING

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based

>girl shows up on cam as announcer
>Yea Forums talks about said girl
>some white knight spergs out

yes,VERY based

Only faggots like you think discussing people on stream is derailing. Go fuck yourself samefag shit head.

It seriously feels like Frew had no energy going into the run because Ben got banned and they couldn't do the run they originally wanted. It seemed like his heart was never in it, which I've never actually seen from him.

It's going down because Epstein can't fund the site anymore from jail.

This

based

Gonna have to agree with this one.

Been there done that... minus the food in pineapple bowls.
Don't worry lad you'll get over it eventually.
I remember every little thing we would do/talk about together used to remind me. Then eventually I stopped giving a shit and found new things to worry about.
Cheer up fren. We'll all be dead in 100~ years anyways.

yeah, it was a okay run, and the 25% probably improved it in a way, the whole problem is on the runners not being fun, and so the run would be boring either way, atleast with this, there was something going.

call her. she misses you.

>checked

Can anyone tell me why josh has his weird hairstyle.
I really don't get it.

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Did Curaja's animation change in TZA?

He never learned to leave the early 2000s behind
That's about it

youtube.com/watch?v=958RC7MQ7sM

When both runners and the commentator look and sound like they just want to leave an hour into a 3 hour run, yes it is bad. Also, they didn't even do a bunch of the requests people donated for more than a few times even though they were supposed to do them for 5 minutes, so they didn't even do the most basic concept of $25%, and then they cut off runner interaction with an hour left in the run. Oh, and also the race has been totally uninteresting and not explained well at all. This is a total failure in virtually every way.

He likes it that way, that's enough of a reason.

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we know it's you, nobody else would think that fucking faggot is anything but pathetic

Frew was shilling for ESA on twitter after people bitched about Ben getting banned. He's a total cuck.

this shirt is very offensive and she should be banned

>tfw didn't even try to drive backwards
I don't blame them for avoiding the jon voice dono though, whoever suggested that has the social-awareness of a brick

>have one more day of hosting so he'll be back tomorrow

monkaOMEGA

watching /h/ freak the fuck out is more entertaining than this shit

>she

twitter.com/TheLarxa/status/1153636518348632064

Based Metako

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he stuck in 2009 son

are they getting the heat badly in there? why do they seem so lifeless

this run

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Pretty much

we gotta rescue him

Imagine bald Josh

>going to be asleep for Froob's DMC5 run
Kill me right now

even if this suddenly turned good i'd still hate it. too little too late

It is hot as fuck in here

I was always more of an /e/ guy

also what the fuck is this singing

I should have been watching Stream 2 this whole time.

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she's so FUNNY

So how is the GTA run going? same level as yesterday's Yakuza or weaker?

Lol black nigger singing Sweden national anthem. Lost country...

>Monkas
>LuL
>F
>.......yayy

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Just like to let you know I laughed at your pic for about 5 minutes

based

Absolutely garbage. They put a bunch of rules and neither the announcer and the runners are into it.

Abyssmal

>neither the announcer and the runners are into it.
so why bother?

Dude, it's shockingly awful. I would say it's borderline worthless. The part where the furry mascot came in and made every EXTREMELY uncomfortable until they had to ask the mascot to go off camera was kind of worth it because of how fucking unbearable it was, though.

metako's trying but it's not like he can force them to have fun, the audience are being sports at least i would have fucked off to stream2 a while ago

>$_$

why bother with life desu

Well, they originally had Ben in it, but that's not allowed, so we got this lifeless corpse to replace him instead.

Rules are the same as yesterday, they just didn't go out of their way to explain them yesterday because they were obvious as fuck.

It's all so tiresome

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damn...

metako is doing his best but he's got nothing to work with

They aren't letting the runners do anything now so they can finish the run in time.

kill yourself, ben, shoot up the entire venue and then kill yourself

Just a reminder the viewer count has STILL been dropping.

I just realized that speedrunning is gay as hell

I know, this run is so god tier. Thank god we got this treasure of a run.

Is he gonna shoot up the venue as a ghost?

Well, you're not wrong right now.

migrate

I wrote this before the literal gay shit on screen right now

BAN THAT ASS

this run is trash and you're trash and hence my request

>if mh doens't win i'm gonna KILL kz_frew

unironically based, enjoy your ban

Hey anons get up and stretch your muscles!

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