>here's your new Wolfenstein bro lol
Here's your new Wolfenstein bro lol
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NAZIS BAD!
Rundown of the story?
Incest twins kill Nazi's in france cause reasons.
>bro
way to exclude 50% of the playerbase, fuckface
In mean like how it ends or goes throughout the game.
Because i want to know how bad it is.
Anyone with a brain agrees with this.
Its good
Lesbian twins must bash the fash in France and liberate the blacks and trans people from their Nazi captors. At the end of the game you tar and feather Hitler (Adolf) and he cries like a little girl and both sisters punch his head off at the same time.
the absolute state of /vr/
They look like they fuck city slickers.
>Machinegames has shown interest in making a singleplayer Quake
Pls fucking no
Why does it look worse than Wolfenstein 2014? How the fuck did the graphics degrade over time?
>white with light eyes
Fucking dropped
No...it can't be real.
A shekel for the good goy
Nazis didn't have to kill innocents or throw babies into the air as target practice to prove they were good guys.
>blaming the Jews for your small dick
Back to resetera nigger.
Jess is cute.
Who's the lesbian?
>here's your new white men killing simulator, xer.
Was it released in ps3?
Why does it look like that Hunt the Freeman game?
so brave
STOCKHOLM SYNDROME GOOD!
they're so fugly
Jess is not ugly.
They're....nazis. That is enough reason to kill them.
SWEDEN YES!
Tell em xis! DRUMPF BTFO!
>Nazi scum
Why does he make it sound like it's a revolutionary thing Yea Forums ?
no
>projecting out of nowhere
don't embarass yourself, sport
How fucked is it that making a game about killing fucking NAZIS is controversial now. Miss the days when nazis were faceless generic badguys, not something people actually sympathized with.
Its not controversial, its a tired and overused trope that's gotten stale. Zombie games quickly lost favour as a generic enemy you don't have any sympathy for because they over-saturated the market. Nazis haven't been relevant for 74 fucking years now and people are tired of them being hamfisted into narratives as some allegedly omnipresent threat to humanity.
The original Wolfenstein games were built on a simple premise of playing a testosterone titan that kills Nazis which was perfectly fine, but the new games have turned into some faggotry about le modern political resistance and pretending that communism was actually good because they also fought nazis.
Killing Nazis isn't controversial.
The devs strawman everyone they don't agree with as Nazis, while vilifying Christianity and glorifying judiaism.
Here are your microtransactions, bro.
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>Nazis haven't been relevant for 74 fucking years now
They've had a new relevancy in the last, oh I don't know, 3 years or so.
>why is a slow corrider shooter/QTE fest with no final boss and a pro-communist message controversial now?
I don't know.
Also the devs think any social conservative is a Nazi. So there's that.
>The original Wolfenstein games were built on a simple premise of playing a testosterone titan that kills Nazis which was perfectly fine, but the new games have turned into some faggotry about le modern political resistance and pretending that communism was actually good because they also fought nazis.
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>TRUMP GOOD
>dude, your like a NAZ-
>lmao, me a NAZI? go back to Resetra tranny and dilate, i'm not a nazi, i just think Trump is great, okay? lmao, me and a Nazi lol, fucking delusional lefties....anyways: NAZIS GOOOD WHEN WILL GAMING PORTRAY NAZIS AT GOOD PEOPLE SO I CAN SELF-INSERT?!?!??
>They've had a new relevancy in the last, oh I don't know, 3 years or so.
Really? I haven't seen any people goose stepping in Hugo Boss outfits shouting SEIG HEIL MEIN FUHRER. What 3rd world country do you live in?
In only 3 years, no you wouldn't see that. We're well on our way though.
lol
>pretending that communism was actually good
This never happens in the games
low effort
Lol
lmao
Wow like 9 people, such a massive force.
>you wouldn't see that.
A cherry picked shot!? Yes, I've seen plenty actually.
>NSM
That's literally the FBI. It's to trap wackos before they hurt somebody.
Imagine thinking a cherry-picked gathering of hicks in the middle of bumfuck nowhere is a sign that nazis are a genuine threat.
AHAHAHAHAHA
So... which 3rd world shithole are you living in because those don't look like Germans to me?
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B...But user... THEY... THEY MIGHT NOT RESPECT PRONOUNS!!!!
Probably because everyone who disagrees with the left is called a Nazi now, dimwit.
see
Lol @ previous repliers
left is cute, hope she gets a bunch of sfm porn with her getting /SS/'d
This, communism was way fucking worse and had a higher death count.
what the fuck? is this a multiplayer game?
it is actually
>had a higher death count
by that logic, capitalism is the absolute worse ideology the world has ever seen
that's good then. Means they'll keep their multiplayer shit out of doom.
Lol what? Where do I sign up to the legions?
not him, but doesn't the protag fight with pinkos?
point to all the capitalist gulags please.
Communism is just a name, based retard. The Nazis and the Bolshevikis were the same type of people: retards
>point to all the capitalist gulags please.
do for-profit prisons not exist outside of the US? Or are you just pretending to be retarded
Ok commie go back to sucking marxs cock.
really bethesda, paying people to post on Yea Forums of all places?
no they weren't. only a nazi-sympathizer would try to conflate the two.
Wow those overcrowded prisons must be making mad bank then.
>if you steal from capitalists they'll put you in jail
>that's like the same thing as being put in a gulag, they both serve their interests!
What is government funded prisons?
more like commie sympathizer would deny this.
this game looks fucking retarded, why the fuck do enemies have levels
Shh prisons are run by oil tycoons that put pot smokers in prison for life.
Not mass murderers or anything.
they want the border lands audience?
user there the same
The US fought with Pinkos in real life to take down Nazis. It’s not like BJ starts praising Communism or something.
Damn dawg you must be drinking some hard kool aid
they look like indie porn game characters from 2008
>The US fought with Pinkos in real life to take down Nazis
the american education system at work, folks
Yes they were. Learn history. Both Lenin and Hitler prescribed the same thing for correcting the state: bloody revolution. And both parties destroyed their own nation’s and other nations’ histories and cultures in order to install the idealistic utopia from one lunatic’s mind that demanded party allegiance. And you might even know much about the Nazis considering that you seem to be unaware of the fact that they were heavy proponents of government welfare (for a specific race). They were called National Socialists after all.
You’ve diluted your brain fanciful party slogans and have actually bought the political bullshit. The world is not the same thing as what politics makes it out to be. Reality and words are two different things.
Tbh thats a good thing with the track record the west had.
try doing your own research, dumb fuck
Don't tell me you guys don't want to see stroggofication 2.0 - VR edition.
Because we all know "Shub Niggurah" sounds too racist.
Try speaking meaningful words
it's great 10/10
>Machinegames has shown interest in making a singleplayer Quake
whats the problem?
Yikes, generally favorable. That can't feel good.
>Lenin couldn't even win an election
Oof
thank goodness we beat those horrible nazis
Yeah, I don't think nazi empire would last long enough to go post-modern. It would collapse much harder and brighter than USSR.
>It would collapse much harder and brighter than USSR
>USSR was saved in WW2 by massive land lease by the British Empire
>USSR was kept alive in the 80s by the USA
I doubt it
>point to all the capitalist gulags please
There are more people in US prisons in there without trials than there ever was in a commuinst gulag. And if we're counting deaths from things like famines Capitalism also has a far higher kill count than communism.
>There are more people in US prisons in there without trials
post one.
>And if we're counting deaths from things like famines Capitalism also has a far higher kill count than communism.
This argument is so fucking stupid.
Yo fuck off mate Jon Sudano is a legend
When they decided to change the protagonists from the typical "Joe from Brooklyn" template to the modern gender-queer, woke, diversity template, the NAZIS don't look as bad by comparison.
Such level of misinformation, it's not even funny. And don't get me started on how unrelated it is.
If you don't think Nazi empire, after miraculous victory against nigh impossible odds, would not turn into Weimar 2.0 with constant territorial disputes between conquered states, you're fucking child. I'd give it 30-40 years.
the funny part about this is these girls are actually not BJ's daughters.
BJ's head was transplanted on a nazi superhuman body in the last game, then BJ fucked his polish with that body.
BJ cucked himself and impregnated his wife with nazi german seed.
Think about that.
i'm not one of the insane ironic shitposters or the unironic krautboos itt (though i'm pretty sure most of them are resetgender falseflaggers), but when you're killing your average german soldier and justify it with shit reasoning like "durrr... hes a natzee" you're a mouthbreathing NPC who's been subject to too much propaganda. Just because the people at the top did alot of evil shit doesn't mean the janitors that clean the buildings in nazi germany are complacent and guilty. If this logic flies than every amerimutt soldier is fair game nowdays because they also did alot of bad shit.
>BJ cucked himself and impregnated his wife with nazi german seed.
what did bethesda mean by this.
This but unironically
Chick was pregnant before BJ lost his head
was there any real proof of that?
sieg heil komrad :')
Trump is a jewloving Israeli bitch he's the opposite of a nazi, you lefties throw the word around too freely. A real one wouldn't be surrounded by noseburgs.
cope or argue, muttshit
Source on nazies throwing babies in the air for target practice? That sounds a lot like commie soldiers, maybe you're mistaken.
a seething tranny like u wouldn't last a day in the reich timeline. an aryan like me tho... |:)
I hate nuWolf as much as the next guy, but you absolute dumb fuck, he fucked the pole, multiple times, before he got blasted by a nuke in castle Wolfenstein (which was retconned). She was pregnant long before BJ got a body transplant.
Stop projecting. Play the fucking game, TNO and OB are at least fun.
I want jessie to sit on my face and punish me like a nazi
that was fucking pol pot status where the majority was complacent w such behavior. nosetrenches love that kind of propaganda
the people that literally invented rockets and got us to the moon disagree
>resetgender incel seething so hard he takes my rhetorical and philsophical post on a personal level
I'm not an aryan and i'm proud of that, I stated my opinion. you can seethe about it to the moon and back and make more examples how you'd last longer in the reich to BTFO the shadows of white supremacist natzees that don't disagree with the methodology in which you dilate your open wound.
>If this logic flies than every amerimutt soldier is fair game nowdays
user.....
Aside from the fact that you see she's pregnant in the opening of the game and BJ loses his head later?
>At the end of the game you tar and feather Hitler (Adolf) and he cries like a little girl and both sisters punch his head off at the same time
Idk if its true or not but I wouldn't doubt it from them
I mean they are, But so are the modern Wolfenstein games.
>im proud of being a nigger
>ur taking this too personally
lol
>i'm proud of being a race that's literally going extinct
>i'm gonna last longer than you do in a reich that didn't even last 6 years
yeah we're all heading to that race singularity. we won't see it for awhile
hopefully some worldwide cataclysmic natural disaster takes place so we can go tribal again before the singularity
Just wish they would do away with the commader mechanic bullshit. I just want to run and gun, not stealth 85% of the mission because the infinite reinforcements become overwhelming after a minute.
Can someone post the actual fucking story? Why the huge time jump? Why 18+ years after TNC are they still in power?
I only recognize Raven Software's Wolfenstein as canon. The New Colossus and Young Blood are fever dreams.
>ITT: stormfag wannabes who love Wolfenstein but only just noticed it's about killing nazis
It plays into recent political trends while simultaneously being a massive power fantasy for rabid leftists. Only the problem with them is that they can't contain themselves and will inevitability spill this over onto the internet itself, thus you get your "controversy" with a bunch of dopamine upped ideologues going into full on aggressive strawman mode.
I figured I'd come into the thread to see what the gameplay was like, briefly forgetting what a shithole this board has become. This entire thread is a fucking shitshow.
>the blacks
Wait a minute, the only africans in Europe would be subject race auxiliaries who aid the Nazis in occupying territories and enforce the law in Afrikan reichkommissariat. And, if anything, they would be heavily national socialist due to the Nazis rewarding their loyal subjects with slaves, the destruction of rival tribes, land, etc.
The only blacks you should see are Askaris and the well off administrators. In short, collaborators.
Have fun taking it up from Chiang, Jamal. And believe me, Asians do not like you half assing work. They're perfectionists by nature.
Wait, nazis previously have been hyped up to hell and back as true villains. Even in real life, never has there been a war with a more EVIL side with the Axis powers. Shit was like a movie. Now nazis in games are treated as cheesy idiots who are treated as idiots and sometimes goofballs instead of some fabulous evil bastards.
I miss Dead Space 1 Isaac
Thank you for the advice, hans. but I'm already an Asian. So swing and miss.