He is EXACTLY how I imagine the average Yea Forums user is. Bonus points that he’s called V

He is EXACTLY how I imagine the average Yea Forums user is. Bonus points that he’s called V

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I look like a crappy version of that, but not nearly as attractive and my name is not v

>average Yea Forums user
>attractive

>average Yea Forums user
>reading a book
LMAO

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he needs to gain about 300 lbs and replace the book with a nintendo shitch

You do V a disservice, he's well read, considerate, helpful, willing to accept his faults and limits as well as that of others, he politely asks for help from associates or betters and listens respectfully to their views without snapping back from pent up insecurity.

naw hes old school goth where they just liked weird things

He looks like rodrick from the diary of a wimpy kid music

He's so edgy looking. I bet he owns a fedora and a katana.

Damn I’m cute.

I looked like him when I was 16, that sort of hair was in back then

I have the same hair but im too chubby to act like a super smart guy that reads literature and shit without coming off as a retard

>2 days old
>already 6'4"
it isn't fair

A FUCKIN BOOK NIGGA
A FUCKIN BOOK NIGGA
READ A BOOK
READ A BOOK
READ A MOTHER FUCKIN BOOK
READ A BOOK
READ A BOOK
READ A MOTHER FUCKIN BOOK
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NOT A SPORTS PAGE
NOT A MAGAZINE
A FUCKIN BOOK NIGGA
A FUCKIN BOOK NIGGA
NOT A SPORTS PAGE
NOT A MAGAZINE
A FUCKIN BOOK NIGGA
A FUCKIN BOOK NIGGA

cute

everything minus the attractive bit

>Literal model
>Average Yea Forums

He’s not really edgy, but you’re right about the katana in a way

>V transforms into Yea Forums
>commands Pepe and Wojak to attack for him, because he's incapable of defending himself without resorting to posting them
>summons Janny when his Janny Trigger is full enough, the enormous blob of an indestructable monster who - not quite sure why he was summoned - tries to delete everything around him

nigga what

this board is filled with crippled obese subhumans and literal third world niggers

everything minus the attractive bit

>is a phoneposter who reads shitposts on Yea Forums to fill his JT instead of poems from a book

The average Yea Forumsirgin is attractive, skinny, tortured and a fan of poetry?

He's got a cane.

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This board is full of fatasses and ugly looking people. Nice try.

there's any pics of fat weebs trying to cosplay him?

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I wish. V could get laid by any girl.

never seen a worse take, congratulations

he's autistic

>"yikes"
>"cringe"
>"have sex"
>"dilate"
>so it is written

Dude talks shit to every boss and recites poetry upon killing them.
He's edgy but not in a Shadow the Edgehog or Donte kind of way.

OP I'll make a deal with you. If you agree to address me as Sir Galahad, then I shall agree to call you Sir Perceval. Do we have an accord?

sure

Then we are in agreement. From this day forth, let it be known that you, as OP of this thread, and master of all you survey, shall be known as Sir Perceval.

i-is this some sort of kink?

Does the average Yea Forums user also have a cat?

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Got six and a half

Can i be Lancelot?

Can't listen to someone respectfully when they shit down on your throat in the first place

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Ok, it is so. I am Sir Galahad, OP is Sir Perceval, and you shall be known as Sir Lancelot.

He is the Genesis type of edgy

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OP here, can I back out of this agreement?

Sweet! I mean.. Well met Sir Galahad, Sir Perceval, when do we get to go on adventures and stuff?

The penalty for breaking a blood oath is death by hanging. The crows will pick at your eyes at dawn, and your name shall be struck from the recorded history. I would advise against it.

shut up I'm not sir perceval

Are you trying to deny the destiny bestewed upon you?

ok how do I play

We need a map with a big red "X" on it. Can you find us one of those?

Urm yeah sure dude here's some paper

8 here

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Average Yea Forums user

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How de we make V's gameplay less shit?
Also who/what would you like your next summoner to be? A human, a demon or another half demon?

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>next summoner
NO

equippable summons
combining unique summons or spells together

he cute

Is that shroud?

Hurtful.