ESA Summer Marathon

thank god KZ's screen isnt the BLACKED one. fuck the other noname guy, I'm gonna watch KZ all the time anyway

I need Ladaur to sit on my face, right now!

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What does ($25%) mean ?

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shut the fuck up

NORF

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That feeling when Konata and her gang were out of town and couldn't protect KyoAni.

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Stacie looks like a guy from far away, why is this?

yea this is the third time we've had the replay stuff explained to us this ESA

she would look really cute with
>brown wavy hair
>bangs
think about it

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Well well well, look who it is. The retard that gave KZ_Frew some money and expected KZ_Frew to act like a perfect person. It's time to let your stupid fucking grudge go. How many years has it been?

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you pay me $25 for the privelege of posting in the thread. You owe me 25 bucks already.

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This is already reeking of boring. Also what made it funny for Yakuza was the announcer asking for Froob's attention before telling him what to do. Doubt that will happen here especially with two runners.

>mohammed
>pale as a ghost
>USA flag
wew

Is that the turkroach qt in the back?

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>brrraapfff
What do?

What's a rampage

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What are the odds of this being better than Kinomi?

Does he not know about NASA?

This. He really needs to stfu more

Never mind, "gentlemen" works

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I know, not a huge fan of the colored hair but I still love her.

>Mellis speaking in Turkish

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Melis :3

QT on couch

How was Sekiro?

ENGLISH
PLEASE

What gibberlish is that thot speaking

What a disgusting sounding language.

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did english_ben ever get to fuck this roach? or was it all memes?

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Cute girl alert. I repeat, CUTE GIRL ALERT!

>turkocroaches

based french autist taking one for the team

This all makes perfect sense.

What's she saying?

>The Finn understands what she's saying

KEK

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God damn that's a cute girl (female)

Where is the fun?

She's cute but then you remember she's Turkish and you'd marry her whole family.

ALLAHU AKBAR

This is pretty boring so far

>(female)

türk women age like milk

Any turk here, did she explain it correctly?

Turkish

Probably having to filter hour a dozens "lol make the runners kiss :3"

How hairy do you think her armpits are?

DAILY REMINDER THAT MELIS IS A LITERAL TRANNY. NO JOKE.

Not here. I doubt it'll be as fun as the Yakuza run. The girl at the beginning ruined it.

>tfw no turk waifu

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Someone donate to get the blue hair chick to dance to the music when they get to the club. zoomed in cam ofcourse.

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Now I am fully erect, thanks.

Why are the graphics so different?

Inshallah my brother. First we conquered Europe, next is ESA. Then soon... The world!
Also I expected mohamad to be an actual Mohammad, he looks like a guy named Steve from the suburbs.

Someone donate to make Melis fart in my face. Wouldn't that be funny haha

Stop posting Twitch shit.

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>handicapped
BANNED

maybe

youtube.com/watch?v=_bmBxQHbZQQ

Now I don't know if they are or not actually filtering the donations, fuck this, hype down

Lame time limit. Yakuza run made him do shit for at least ten minutes.

that girl with the blue hair said they filter them ofc

>I don't have those bound

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>only 1 sitting down watching in stream 2
this is sad

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tech crew are sipping mimosas somewhere

You're like 4 minutes behind, frogshit.

keep it down over there, we're trying to get comfy.

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Of course they are. I'm afraid your "SAY NIGGER" donation was rejected.

how long until fake donations?

Stream 1 GTA = Forced fun, politically correct, soulless
Stream 2 Yakuza = Genuine fun, crazy, wholesome, tons of SOUL

youtube.com/watch?v=ZdUoZJvdipA

2X$% runs are just too hype. It was the opposite last night for Yakuza on stream 2.

Omega...

BEN HELP US

What was the incentive?

>Narrate as if it's GTA 5
?

PERKELE

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not even metako can save this cringe. how's stream 2?

>this run
yeah Yakuza was MILES better, yikes

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Omega should stick to running.
Should have put josh in there

I was told the Yakuza run was great I really need to watch it

How do you not already know that benji is bluepilled as fuck? It's amazing someone like him is a GTA runner.

where's rich anons to donate for ultimaomega to be replaced

Based and benisbilled

I feel sorry for these guys, some of the most hype shit is going on on the other stream and they're stuck with literally handful of audience

there are some trash suggestions not gonna lie mateys

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Is that iceplug sitting in the back?

It's pretty obvious that people are going to try to recreate what they found funny from yesterday but it's going to be cringe

It was the most fun thing I've seen at a speedrunning marathon since pre-2013 GDQs.

Cringe. Looks and sounds so stupid compared to Froob.

This run is basically GDQ. The other one was ESA.

>people thought this would be good

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Someone donate to let metako and the angry scotsman commentate instead of this low energy retard.

these donations are fucking stupid, where did the soul go?

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second stream was mistake

This doesn't work as well with a dedicated commentator.

This, Josh would have been way more up for this than either of those two guys.

Also Ben, but he's fucked now.

feel sorry? their run os objectively better.

>ESA is better than GDQ
>This run
OHNONONONONONO!!!!

Yeah thanks for paying $20 to make the players be quiet

There's no soul in politically correct, filtered challenges.

>Greetings from Germany

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This. It's a concern any time something fun happens that people are going to try to force it again. Still too early into the run to say for sure or not whether this is going to be shit though, could still turn around.

Looks like stream 2 wins again

>I-its not as good as yesterday
Yesterday was fucking cringe too, it's pretty much the same shit lmao

Ben I know your reading this

WTF THEYRE MAKING FUN OF HAITIANS BAN IT!!!

Does Yea Forums eat a choco cornet from the tip or the long side ?

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>user has been saying for the past two threads that this would be a trash fire nowhere near as good as yakuza
>he was completely right

fuck this

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Someone should just donate to have him removed from the couch.

Soul: Kimwami 2 $20%
Soulless: Vice City $25%

oh no no no vice city was a flop who would have guessed

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stuff the whole thing in my fat fucking mouth

I know frew can improvise don't know the other guy.

Fuck outta here retard

based truth

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There's always a chance for it to turn around but these early donations are as forced as I suspected they would have been.

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>$20 for 5 minutes
>$25 for 1 minute
the absolute STATE of stream 1

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I eat from the side.

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At least the money is coming in

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>runners must do x
>they stay quiet so they don't have to
It's shit senpai.

is this mayo or a non mayo substance

N-no! Yesterday was better!!!!!!!!

This works better on stream 2, since the last run of the day can take however long they want. Actually fucking around with the run is better.

They were always filtered and politically correct, it's a twitch streamed event. Yesterday's and previous runs just didn't have as many Redditors trying to be part of the joke.

so Anons, is Yakuza 2 25$% worth it? was out wageslaving ;_;

lol you are like 10 minutes behind also the gta v incentive was retarded

What they should do, is run GTA:SA or VC with chaos mod on but let donators pick what random effects happen.

Someone give me a job at ESA, I could do this better

Like this

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One minute of runner forcing themselves.
Froob was laughing his ass off the whole time.

No.

the 15 minute rules announcement killed it
also it being a race is fucking dumb, if it was just one person they could interact with the run itself and make it much more fun

I was thinking of following this guy. Fuck that

based KZ the absolute madman triggering polcels without remorse or humanity.

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Pretty much this, the crowd donating now is the same crowd that ran wife's son jokes into the ground.

Yeah it was great

Welp glad I didn't end up doing this lol

That's what I was hoping for

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>a job
It's all volunteer lel

Did people forget they did $20% on stream 1 for ESA Winter with Zelda?

There's no energy from the crowd or runners. Hopefully it picks up. They need someone like yosh or jon to get pulled in for 5 minutes to get things loosened up

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far better than this so far

Poor Josh

This. Crowd control SA

BASED JOSH GONNA SAVE THIS TRAINWRECK

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Any $25 shit yet

you have to do it for free

Poor Josh

nostradamus!

>Waking up poor Josh

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What's the 15 minute rule, I just got back

almost thought he was based. mega unbased and giga cringepilled

PLEASE SAVE THE RUN JOSH

>Josh
Just let the man rest.

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no no no don't ruin the image i have of this guy in my head

The runners and the commentator have zero charisma and barely seem into it at all.

Damn this isn't nearly as fun as the Re4 run.
Where's the nugget donations???

>hmmm $20 was successful, let's increase it on the next one to scam more money
Of course. You just know GDQ is gonna do it but $50 or higher.

this finn's monotonous voice is really putting me to sleep and sapping any energy out of the room over there

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>those reddit donations

OoOOOWoWoWOowoOoWoWowOo

just fucking mrecy kill this GTA shit

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cringe, not gonna lie but I will continue watching out of morbid curiosity

its a disaster

we are reddit now

How funny.

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you could try to not compare this to yesterday just enjoy the run
also 250$ for josh to appear, let the man sleep tf

ohhh nooo they know what we're thinking too

I know that corporate cocksucker doesn't have any remorse or humanity but you didn't have to be so blunt about it

>why did you wake me up for this
poor josh

they will nuke every nug related donation to orbit, so that would just be wasted money

This isn't the kind of stuff you should force. Once per event is enough.

Someone donate to make Melis my gf lol

please

Someone make the runners swap PCs for a minute, take advantage of it being a race

For some reason I can't explain, these donations are coming off as a bunch of five year olds playing truth or dare instead of actual funny donations.
It doesn't help that the first one with the switching hands was actually kind of funny, but only had to last a minute. Yakuza runner had to play with his chair turned for almost 15 minutes.

>maybe the american insurance companies cover fly-by's
Whoa josh was that a 9/11 joke?

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Ben! You could have saved it!

I like that thing from Zelda tourneys where people donate bits over chat and they pick effects that happen ingame. Like reversing controls, giving them items... pretty much being able to help them or fuck them over.

Not being able to make the runners do dumb shit in the game is what fucks this up.

this is like when the band gets old but you make them come back to perform their greatest hits.

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It's not just once per event, it needs to be on the second stream in a side room for a long RPG as the last run of the day.

YIKES!
Stream 2 it is.

>two runners + a dedicated commentator

doesn't work for this kinda shit. metako is based, but foob's ability to play along with the requests really make the run, this is not even comparable

BIG
FUCKING
OOOF

>American auctioneer
Is a Euro auctioneer that different?

Hey guys, wouldn't it be funny if we donated for Melis to be my gf lol

Omega is really not suited for this at fucking all. Man's got no sense of comedy.

Who thought it would be a good idea to have Omega comment this?

ABANDON STREAM

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Foob was a fucking god at it, Jesus Christ, this is like night and day.

imagine if someone donated to let me sniff her feet haha how crazy that would be

anyone not retarded knew this would be a shadow of the yakuza run. Yea Forums once again shows how retarded they are except for the one user who predicted this hours ago

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Where's the soul?
Was it because Yakuza was later in the day? Would this be improved by more creative people waking up?

Omega cannot improvise for shit

don't know about stream one
thinking of switching

Well at least Yakuza ended up being a ton of fun. Re**it can enjoy this one since it's not hidden on the 2nd stream.

I think this would have just been way more fun if they were using the chaos mod instead and not $20%. Ben get them telt, I want to see a chaos race next year.

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>this faggot is still going

Imagine someone donated to make Melis show her barefeet on cam for the rest of the run haha

>FFXII
I'd rather sniff my own farts

>hours ago
Try predicted at ESA Winter

fuck this im going to stream 2
tell me when if loll it gets better

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someone should donate for larxa to be my gf, i spent the last of my money donating to her

I assume the donation was supposed to be about those Texan cattle auctioneers or whatever, they're pretty unique.

>have a guy walk into the place with a costume
>not having the runner wear it

>angy scottish noises
How original!

>gta and the boys are so based
oh no no no no

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it was too much to live up to, of course it would be shit. trying to recaputre lightning in a battle will always result in cringe

BROS I LOVE YOU ALL YOU ARE ALL SUCH GOOD SOULS!!!

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Reminder that glaswegians are not human

Based Scottish lad trying to salvage this

>3 hours of this

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it's shit but I can't turn it off, why is that?

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How fucking forced this is stop

>Fun thing happens
>People have fond memories of it
>Unfunny normalfags find out
>Desperately try to recreate it without understanding what made it so magical to begin with

>"MASCOT SUIT"
It's done. Put a fork in it.

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Every time someone shits on Final Fantasy speedruns, they're always wrong. Trust us.

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nah because yakuza sucessfully redid the formula. doing it twice at one marathon was the issue

>have to bring in angry scotsman because UltimateOmega can't entertain for shit

any gamers currently in the thread?

I think you nailed it user. It doesn't work as well with two runners

>le angry scotsman again
Jesus Christ I knew they were gonna run this whole gimmick into the ground but I didn't think they'd do it this quickly.

I expected it to be at least decent GTA run.

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they shouldn't force this

because we have literally nothing better to do

This is why I hate footfags

>scottish lad is forcing himself compared to Yakuza

>even the angry scot is worse than yesterday

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Josh and the Scottish dude should be running it.

I dont think the angry scotsman can redeem this, no one is fucking laughing.

you are watching live the killing of a meme

>race
>forced jokes
Alright Im out

All it took was one single run to start reusing requests. See you in stream 2.

based m/a/sturbator

It's amazing. I don't care about Yakuza but I watched it anyway because it was funny. VC is one of my favorite games but I'm considering turning this off, it's worse than a regular VC run.
All the people being donated to come up and commentate were hilarious yesterday, but they suck today because the runners can't interact with them for shit.

reminder based english ben was supposed to run this, turning it into $25% was last minute and it really fucking shows

Omega got banned

>sombrero wearing guy had someone go up to him, point off the screen and he went
Is he getting two in the back of the head?

hahahahaha what just happened

>english ben
>based

The difference is Stream 2 Chad audicence actually comes up with funny suggestions

Say it straight to my face that this is "fun", I fucking dare you

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go to bed ben

We're only 30 minutes in, and these idiots have already expended all the ideas that were done after the 2 hours mark yesterday.
So it doesn't catch on. There's no build up, no slow and steady increase in goofyness, runners are bland as fuck and aren't having fun either.
Comedy is a fine art. If you throw the punchline right off the bat, it's not funny. There will not be a climax.

he and rye were literally our guys

>tfw scotland is the clown accent of the world

It's no oor fault we cannae talk right

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Hi Ben

more based than zero and nuggets

No they weren't, faggot.

I don't mind UltimaOmega

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Where are you at bro, I'll come right on over and say something to your face.

user. This is fun!

AAAANNND MUTED.

This is a good example of what I like to call the Twitch effect: The higher the viewcount, the less original and more forced the jokes become.

just stop talking like that lol

>mentioned earlier today that gta vc run would probably be cringe and try too hard to recapture yesterday's fun
>people in these threads said i was being a wet blanket

WHAT NOW, NIGGERS?

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The difference is smaller donating audience.
The bigger difference is the choice of game, allowing the runner to interact with requests and the people around him.

can this scottish shit please fuck off, it's annoying as fuck

This is actually killing the legacy of the Yakuza stream. This Scotsman was hilarious yesterday, but now he seems cringe thanks to the low energy runners.

Where's the fun?

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>3 hours of this

I just want to watch SWAT4

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if this were true at least there'd be hope they eventually killed themselves

g-guys, i think i'm going to the comfy stream to stop hearing forced memes, should i stop?

Yakuza had a runner who was fun to watch and was up for having fun.

Not really. They're all shit.

we get it, you're fucking scottish and forcing the accent

>Yea Forums being angry and anti as always
yaawwwwnnn, get a new shtick you niggas, hating on stuff doesn't make you popular alright

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We did it R3ddit :^)
>long time watcher first time donator here! I'm a fucking faggot put le angry Scotsman on again hehehe (: donating to naming Tifa to Teapha hehe for the memes u gais tehee we did it :)

kill me now

No, don't be a coward.

>471715174
No (You) this time

>People around him don't find it funny
>Starts doing it to the easiest nominator, the audience
>They don't find it funny either
>Keeps doing it anyway

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It's a gimmick that should be done once per event instead of being milked

>cant do anything but spout old, dead memes
>our guys

Imagine not watching stream 2 right now.

>all the people that migrated to stream 2
stream 1 TRAINWRECK/10

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It was way funnier yesterday with Foob running, he has nothing to work with today.

Anti has been banned for more than a year now

You want a medal or something?

Wow two whole sumbreros on one person?

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Wakarimasen, lol

I'm enjoying this, I don't care. Then again I unironically post on reddit too so, you know.

Guess you weren't here for Yakuza huh

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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Please (you) me if it starts becoming funny, I'll watch Stream 2 in the meantime

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>I would really prefer if you'd be quiet

>based Metako reading donations
FUCK he should be co-commentating and bantering with them!

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>haha what if what if someone puts on two sombreros HAHA YOU HER? TWO SOMBREROS HAHAHA
kill me

>Blaming the guy when it's the donations are to blame

...

>mfw they finish 45 minutes under estimate because nobody donates for this trash

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>tfw I sacrificed watching SA for this

include me in the (You), as I'm doing the same. Sorry for giving you a fake (You), bro

Ben really dodged a bullet.

Oh, there he is! But it seems he can't salvage it right now! Fuck!

You can still hear them from stream 2, there is no escape.

This.
On top of the fact this is a race and runners are trying hard (not gonna blame them, it's speedrunning).
Yakuza's challenges were litterally: stop speedrunning, and showcase some stupid minigame while doing stupid shit for giggles.
The part were he had his controller facing the floor and ended up running in bikes and into an unwanted fight was fun, because it was wasting time in a ironic speedrun.
You can't have that tonight.

>Shoe on head
Now that's a callback

...

IMAGINE THE SMELL

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>everyone taking their shoes off
Imagine the smell

Someone should donate that there would only be 1 $% per ESA from now on.

Is the 3rd stream done? It's up but nothing is on.

>Shoe on head
What year is this?

threats! THREATS! BAN THEM ALL NOW OR NUGGER

>runners have no energy
>Metako's reading
>scottish guy got no material to play with
>repetiveness
>no creativeness
Enough

holy r*ddit

>foob gladly sacrificed his run to focus on the donations
>these faggots barely acknowledge them and wait for safe moments to comply

fuck this

Reddit is allowed.

>trusting a bunch of nerds with comedy improvisation
what were they thinking

It can be pretty great
youtu.be/LlsL5m1nirs?t=53

>shoe on head

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Maybe setting up something?

say what you say, the classic tricks still work

What were the numbers? I wasn't paying attention.

Epic!

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ffxii was the first game i bought with my first paycheck from blockbuster

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Fuck this.

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Instead of talking in monotone, he's just depressed.

>doing some whores behind the runner

Are you fucking kidding me

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who told reddit about esa? why were they allowed to get in

I'd request for runners to swap controllers and sabotage each other, but it seems like they're not entertaining anything.
What would YOU request anons?

>doing some whores

Worked for Yakuza. You just need the right nerds.

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did you just take a fucking picture of your monitor you moron

>taking picture of your screen
no are you a fucker?

Holy kek.

Save and reset the console

>photo of a screen
Are you fucking kidding ME?

another potentially comfy run ruined by being a race

when will they learn??

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These donations are reddit as fuck.

Haha! Look how much fun that guy is having!

Nothing. They'll do it for ten seconds and then stop. Nothing lasts except the sombrero because it's literally made to be attached to a head. Foob would have kept the shoe on his head until someone told him he could stop after 15 minutes or so.

Based Bavarian

The absolute state of (you),this thread,and ESA

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>Not taking a photo of your monitor, printing it out and then scanning it in and uploading that.

We need donations to sabotage one of the racers.

Damn the Re4 run was so much fucking better. I bet all you nugget loving faggot redd!tors will be talking about how awesome this run was and how Re4 was toxic. Fucking CRINGE

my gf

Speak english.

give me a rimjob

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GIB BAVARIAN GF

I dont get the race obsession its just annoying to try to follow two runs at once

You need the right kind of runners for $%. These guys aren't doing it well.

>be German
>don't understand a word this bitch is saying
Bavaria needs to fucking secede already.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFFFFFF

>using an rng manipulator in an rng is perfectly acceptable in this particular speedrun
What happened to tile counting chads of yesteryear?
Counting specific frames to ensure crits?
Making the game their bitch in game?
What VOD should I watch for the next 3 hours since it's all shite?

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It's up to Link the the Past Rando Crowd Control to pick up the torch

Foob wasn't racing. It was last run before Stream 2 went to sleep and he had a 12h estimate.

well I mean, what can you really do? They aren't going to accept anything remotely risque, anything that could be considered ''bullying'', anything that will ruin the run, so what is there to do?

Very meta, well done.

MOVE TO STREAM 2
>MOVE TO STREAM 2
MOVE TO STREAM 2
>MOVE TO STREAM 2
MOVE TO STREAM 2
>MOVE TO STREAM 2
MOVE TO STREAM 2

Your run will never be as fun as Yakuza's, Zero. This shitty VC run won't change that.

>surprise hit on stream 2 is kino
>over hyped race on main stream is trash

who could've thought

Why the fuck are absolute retards allowed to post images

Vollziehe Geschlechtsverkehr

What in the fuck was that

That was truly the definition of awkward, holy fuck.

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>Surprise hit
These started in ESA Winter though.

CRINGE

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and they still cut it short to finish the run in a 'timely' manner
fuck that noise

Stream 2's alright for listening to in the background
Thanks Bakaguya

XII is shit.

>norskfan sjöng inte ens hela
Djävla förakt mot ditt egna land

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Why didnt he sing the entire anthem like what
its even more awkward to just sing the first verse

zodiac age not

somebedy tell them to stop tryharding and start having fun

He was a true trooper.

>THIS is what you faggots enjoy over GDQ
oh
no
no
no
no

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is stream 2 any good right now? i'm seriously considering jumping ship

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I think it's the perfect time now to start Pokemon Ultramoon, I've downloaded it today and have been putting it aside because ESA was so entertaining up until now... Should I just do it? Also which pokemon starter should I choose, I have no clue about anything but gen 1 + gen 2

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I'm starting to enjoy it now

Would this run have been better if Ben hadn't gotten banned?

It doesn't fix the characters.

I feel they'd be having more fun if it was just a regular run.

Someone donate to have them put on hostile peds

I didn't know people could get their messages deleted for mentioning english ben

Meinst du das hilft mir diesen Untermenschendialekt zu verstehen?

Holy fuck I don't think I can take 2 more hours of this.

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ben what do you think of the run so far

true, but yakuza run wasn't hyped up at all, i didn't hear anyone talk about it before it happened. then after it was a great success, they mentioned vice city in every fucking intermision bulidng it up because SURELY we'd like more $25% right? RIGHT????

congrats, you chose the worst pokémon game

no

They already said they won't accept anything that changes the run or may make it run over time

it was originally just a race and not $25%, so probably

tfw we're the fastest thread on the fastest board

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omega ruby is the worst pokemon game tho?

It'd be a bit more lively, but again not forcing them to do things within the game makes this boring.

Like shit, make them drive backwards for 5 minutes or something.

>Stream 2 commentator asking for donations to be read
Poor naive soul.

>We have a donation: Frew, you have to play while wearing Ultima's glasses!"
>*does one mission with the glasses before taking them off*
Calling this disappointment ahead of time

It's not this, but it's a FF speedrun, so you know.
I think i'm tapping out untill SWAT4.

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Vielleicht findest du ja eine süße Bayerin, die dir heiße Brezeln zum Frühstück bringt, user.

Pick whatever pokemon looks appealing to you man, that's really all I can say
If you get some electric bug pokemon, you can only evolve it at a late game island through leveling up in an area there, heads up

>ben gets banned
>the run he was supposed to participate in turns out to be shit

must be feeling pretty good right now

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They've been purging any mention of him for a while now, I got away with mention the day after the ban, but got instanuked today

>all the donations stop
lol

>/vg/ 3rd
didn't discord eliminate what was left of it

Man, these runners have zero energy.

Why not start at gen 3 and then go from there?

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Disapointment boosts discussion

I remember having to bump these threads constantly a few years ago.

guess i'll just stick with vice city then and pray it suddenly turns good

We are speedrunning dummy.

>Audience in stream 2 looking at each other trying to figure out who the lone warrior was

Fucking ridiculous. Everything about this ESA was a shitshow besides a few runs.
They're trying to memory hole the whole situation cause they know it makes them look like fucking morons.

Going exactly as predicted really

That estimate wasn't serious, it was a $20 thing.

>top nep
based

>Toe who

>25 dollars from TOP NEP

/our guy/ ????

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Did someone donate 25$ to make the runners monotone?

>announcer trying to bring the hype back
feels like he's the only person with energy in this room

They're desperate to be GDQ 2
Well too bad, the only reason people ever gave a fuck about ESA was it being nothing like GDQ

Yes

metako is pretty based, but i don't think he can cary this shit alone, runners have to give him SOMETHING

eh I'm going to go play vice city instead at least this run reminded me of the game

stream 1 keeps losing viewers
stream 2 (a fucking jrpg) gaining viewers

I've been enjoying it the past few days. This run is a bit crap though.

whats top net? nNevermind just googled it and of course who would have guessed... some shit anime faggotry

Where were you during the Cuphead robot?

it starts getting fun now

They're doing a great job at it, happy to see them going at it with such vigour

why the fuck is some dude talking about food

There we go. Some fun finally.

>last night some faggot arguing with EVERYONE that this was the best ESA ever solely for the yakuza run
>now we get this train wreck

ESA 2017 will never be topped desu

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>entire Yakuza run made $1500
>this has already made $1000

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Why the fuck did they even replace Ben with this boring fuck? It should've just stayed KZ_Frew solo if they couldn't get someone good to fill in. The race aspect isn't fun and he isn't adding anything to the commentary. I'd rather just have a larger screen for Frew.

A slight improvement, still needs some work. I'm hopeful as there are still two hours left.

why are you even here my man?

I really hope that his energy catches on.
I can't believe that those runneres agreed to doing 25$% they obviously don't enjoy it like Foob yesterday

Lurking.

he's a /pol/ tourist

>Donation with comment about FFXII staying still alive
Holy kek

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>left guy still doing weapon noises

this run is shit, but this guy is kinda based desu

more likely people saw what clusterfuck yakuza was and thus now want the same shit in GTA

>trying to see comfy stream 2
>keep hearing streamreddit on the background
can you guys shut up!?!?!

So? /pol/ is much better than this leftist anime pedo board

>this run is on stream 1
>Yakua run was on stream 2 with, at best, half of the viewers that stream 1 gets
Yeah, really shocking. Also, GTA runs bring in a bunch of people no matter what.

everything i dont like is /pol/

yikes and cringepilled

I've still been enjoying this ESA but 2017 was a magical event we'll never recapture.
It might be my favourite marathon.

rich fag needs to donate for them to say "SUSAN'S NUGGETS" every time they kill someone, would be kino

Implying /pol/ is bad
Go back to r/blackpeopletwitter

my condolences

wouldn't it be blocked?

How was the second half of the FF7 run, guys? I missed it

run's okay, seems like you people want to hate it, I agree it shouldn't be a race but otherwise I'm enjoying it.

go back if you don't like it, cucks.

Gta or ffxii lads. I witnessed yakuza but this gta seems a bit stilted so far

Someone should ask the crowd to move to stream2

what happened?

stream 1 gets about 8-10k viewers while stream 2 was about 2-3k for the kinowari run

That loading screen with the drive-by is from San Andreas, not Vice City

Based and tranny-BO-choking-down-a-cockpilled.

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An armor boss tried to stop the run, but runner went over it and finished it a little overestimate (15 mins). Pretty much comfy overall

>exaggerated Finnish accent is barely different from normal

What was the point of making this a race if the audience is allowed to completely fuck it up for the runners?

Actually ff is gay. Gta it is.

i doubt susan has the reach to have that shit blocked from ever ESA run, probably just mentioned it to the announcers at his own runs

go back to your containment board

At ESA 2017? It just fun and had so many little dumb things happen.
Like the Mario 70 star 70 person relay, that was a legit blast to watch.

someone please do this

I think the point was to have targeted donations to fuck up one so the other can get ahead.

This really shouldn't be a race unless both runners can be entertaining. The $20% category needs runners with good energy and engaging commentary. The guy on the left just looks fucking bored most of the time.

>trolling stream 2

now this i cna get behind

FINALLY a cross stream raid, this is the best thing so far

oh no stream2 bros they're following us!!!!

Alright it's improving a bit

ok, who did this?

>open stream thinking it'll be as fun as yakuza last night
>it's really boring
Where did the fun go?

fuck you, goober

spreads like cacer

>stream raid

What part of the internet do you think you're on?

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Well, at least that was actually fun.

The virgin stream 2

>stream 2 runner just completely ignores them

>nordic söy

>Nordic Onions

His exaggerated Finnish accent was about 25% there. He's been speaking English for so long that he's forgotten how a Finnish person is supposed to pronounce English badly.

G A B A G O O L

>nordic so(y)

*Chad

>people are only allowed to use one board
this is why your close-minded ass will always be a virgin.

>fuggedaboutit!

based

oh shit touhou

4channel good sir. pol is now a reddit tier t_d garbage with phone posting boomers

>Metako having to ask if he's still doing the exaggerated accent because it sounds the fucking same

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>litteral clowns now

REIMU AND DORK

>suddenly touhou fags

this might be based afterall???

the GDQ runners have arrived :pog:

Fuck ESA and fuck your testicles.

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expect someone to be bitching about this

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>Golf
>2hu
Just how fucking how much is Mike Uyama hating ESA right now?

raymoo time

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new

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*Whips 'em out*
Get working

>two fags in skirts
What is this, GDQ?

>When the audience has more fun own their own then with the run

crossdressing like this would trigger GDQ organizers because they're appropiating trans culture

but men in women's dresses have comedy gold since olden times, user

>BEEP LIKE A SHEEP
Uhh why is my dick hard???

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"Speak like X" is getting boring