88 on Metacritic

Still not better than Revelation and that was a hot mess.

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>It can't just be arbitrarily added to a high scoring nintendo game can it?
That's exactly what it is, Mario Galaxy lost GOTY twice despite getting a 97. That's proof that Nintendo is hated by mainstream journalists

The nintendo bonus is a fictional bonus applied to any nintendo game because I'm schizophrenic and can't believe that nintendo games could actually get high scores because they're a children's company, unlike Sony, who cater to adults.

Unironically nintendo bonus
Game looks like absolute shit

I've been playing Fire Emblem for over 15 years. You SMTfags sicken me.

reviewers are so fucking retarded it hurts. Fates deserves a 5/10 at best
>proof
sure thing user
>nooo a game can't be good it's just bonus!!!

That's pretty good for a JRPG

Not really.

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>>when it's the closest a new FE game has been to the older games in tone, story and writing to date
What about this is close in tone and story? Tell me what fucking Fire Emblem game had a Harry Potter-like academy where you teach students how to fight.

Is Nintendo bonus the ultimate COPE?
It's literally snoyfags crying in denial that people can't highly rate a game, so they have to actually invent a lower number to cope with reality.

> WAAAAH Bbbonus
Even when Review scores aren't involved, Nintendo games still dominate. There is no such thing as "Bonus", Nintendo just makes the best games

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so you hate that the new game actually has a great focus on world-building, lore, morally gray characters and choices that matter on top of the most in-depth and customizable gameplay the series has had yet? As well as this game having the least amount of pandering too?

It's generally agreed upon to be 15.

>of all time
I love p5 but definitely not

>The first Fates game with good writing
Well shit, maybe I'll pick it up. I don't really mind shitty 3D work if the anime drawings are up to my cock standard & the gameplay & features are perfect.

>Nintendo bonus
>on a Nintendo game
Okay retard

>what is the sony bonus
Remove that and you have the worst game ever made.

so you literally haven't looked at the game past the first trailer?
youtube.com/watch?v=ADaRsEhTB70 just watch this
>generally agreed upon
By salty snoyfags, no one else

Absolutely seething
yes

>Famitsu
They gave FF13 a 40/40. I've been burned twice by those retarded gooks. They're just the Japanese equivalent of GameInformer.

>Nintendo games still dominate
They dominated the 90s. This decade belongs to Rockstar, not a single Nintendo game this decade managed to surpass GTA IV, GTA V or RDR 2.

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Take a Nintendo game score. Multiply it by 2. Take the result and subtract it rom the original to remove the bonus.

it's an arbitrary amount given because people act like reviewers are biased towards Nintendo and NOT biased towards other bigger developers. Even if a Nintendo game got a 70 on Metacritic, they'd say "-100 WITHOUT THE NINTENDO BONUS" because console war fags are retarded

>Morally gay characters
>World-building
>Implying older FE titles didn't have this
Again, it's like you guys have never even played a Fire Emblem game before.

Now how do you calculate the Sony bonus, considering they now make their games pander to journalists?

wait a minute

Imagine shilling Metacritic when Shadow of the Colossus is rated that high despite only having a 92

Looks cringe

There is no Sony bonus, just a Sony penalty. +10 on every game pretty much if you want the real score.

user, are you even reading these posts properly? That's the point. This game is a return to form of the older FE titles and according to the leaks/datamines it seems like it's going to be one of the best games in the series. Again, minimal pandering, the "high school hogwarts" shit is just bait for the huge war phase that takes place after the timeskip. That's where the greatness of the game having 4 unique routes comes in, with none of them being the "canon happy end" route

to each is own but you have shit taste

LOL, snoyfags really have gotten desperate in their denial of reality.

Why would there be a penalty for a company as progressively liberal as Sony? They cater to the game journalists, not their own userbase after all

>I started the series with FE7: The Post

Holy shit you're retarded.

Persona 5 got 93 in Metacritic though. Of you are calling FE shit for getting 88 then you are admitting that PS5 is shit when compared to Mario Odyssey or BotW. Kill yourself.

If it improves based on fan feedback it def will

Nintendo makes a good game, the anti Nintendo part of Yea Forums acts like it's actually shit and claims it's only high score cause Nintendo, everyone with half a brain realizes they're all morons

But how much of the game is the high school hogwartz shit going to take up? If it's a sizeable chunk then forget it. I'm not sitting through that garbage if it's something I'll have to suffer through for like, 30 or 40 hours.

Everyone told me that Fates was also going to be the best in the series and it bored the shit out of me.

Seethe more snoyfag

>people on this board unironically think journalists only give bonuses to Nintendo and not every big AAA company

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>awakening saved the series
>fates and heroes brought in a ton of people
>echoes kept oldfags quiet/contempt
>warriors/TMS#FEsold well enough despite people thinking it'd die
>three houses receiving universal praise
Face it faggots, the franchise isn't for (you) anymore and there isn't a single goddamn thing you can do about it lol. it's doing better more now then ever so quit seething and cope lmao

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>I started with Fates: The Post

I mean, it's pretty impressive how P5 is the best RPG of all time despite getting the Sony penalty.
FE Three Houses is a shitty game that caters to fujoshits. It lets you be a faggot and the girls look like shit. Persona 5 is the exact opposite.

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While not 88s, FFXV and KH3 got similar scores and are being said to be "the worst games" ever and they're not on Nintendo.

>despite getting the Sony penalty.
so this is the power of mental retardation

>88 on Metacritic

That's not the true score though. When adjusted for the Nintendo bonus(generally agreed to be +15 to the score a game would have gotten if not published by Nintendo) pic related is the true score of the game.

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around 30-40 hours if you want to actually go in-depth with unit customization and management. There is an option for you to auto it though, in which case the school section is around 10-20 hours. The school setting isn't actually pandery, it mostly just does it's job to set-up the game for when it goes nuclear just before the timeskip

Meant that for

Persona 5 was one of the few SMT spinoffs I couldnt finish.

Hell P4 was paced better, I ran out of steam at the casino and I dont regret not finishing it.

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>keeps spamming the exact same pic, to COPE with reality
How sad.
Why deny reality and make up shit to make yourself feel less like an incel?

So you're retarded then, is what you're saying. Based user
>generally agreed
Stay seething

If it's only about 20 hours, then I might be able to tolerate it to get to the actual good shit.

Lmao @ this level of cope.

>this COPE
LOL, stop living in denial and face reality once in a while.

>Snoyfags think they're actually penalized in their review scores despite Sony only catering towards the progressive twitterfag/game journalist crowd by forcing LGBTshit, diversity and "strong female characters in their games
try and rationalize this, snoyfags.

Why is Ganon in Fire Emblem? And what's that mask he's wearing?

>It lets you be a faggot and the girls look like shit. Persona 5 is the exact opposite.
>implying the P5 girls are good

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>I mean, it's pretty impressive how P5 is the best RPG of all time despite
But it's not TWEWY

Go on GameFaqs & Metacritic, add the scores from both sites and divide it by 200. That will give you the real score without paid reviews
> Breath of the Wild
> GameFaqs: 4.59/4.62 = 99.35
> Metacritic: 97/100
> 99.35 + 97 = 196.35/200 = 98.2

>Everyone told me that Fates was also going to be the best in the series and it bored the shit out of me.
Everyone pretty much agreed that Fates was shit after all the spoilers came out. 3 Houses is in an opposite situation. Most FE people were shitting it even last week until the spoilers came.

according to leakers/people who got their hands on the game early the pre-timeskip portion of the game is surprisingly good despite what most of us were expecting, so I'm sure those 20 hours will probably breeze by. Everything post-timeskip seems like it's genuinely going to be great though. Even characters that seemed waifu-baity at first like Edelgard are genuinely very well-written

>P5 is the best RPG of all time
That's not Nocturne though.

Nintendo fans: hehe, enjoy your movie games Sonyfriends :^)
Sony fans: Yea Forumsintendogaf, can we get these retarded KIDDIE shits off MY board, unironically a Nintendo BONUS, ANAL VORE

Uh...you are dividing it by 2, not 200.

Alright, I'll think about it. You niggas better be right about this. Otherwise I'm giving up on this franchise for good.

I love the "nintendogaf" meme so much. Snoyfags act like they're superior despite having no games yet as soon as people shit on them they piss their pants and scream "NINTENDOGAF AAAA MODS HELP MEEEE"

I don't understand. Isn't an 88 a B, isn't that supposed to be good because it means the game has shine in certain spots and is above average?

>>>>>>>>>>>>FOUR POINTS LOWER THAN FIRE EMBLEM AWAKENING
THREE HOUSES CONFIRMED FOR WORST GAME EVER MADE
(or maybe game critics are worthless)

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i was completely in the same boat bro. No game's disappointed me as much as Fates did, I went into this with the lowest expectations and now it's actually starting to like like ISIS have actually learnt and are listening. seriously, this game's reception took a complete 180 post-e3 once we saw the timeskip shit and now that the leaks are out i feel like i might genuinely love this series again if this game delivers

no, because reviewvs don't follow retarded school grade logic.
Only underage fags would believe that.

I can't take this anymore... Why do Sonybros keep reminding me that the best JRPG of all time is exclusive to Sony? And Persona 5 The Royal will be exclusive to the Ps4 too..

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Finally, someone else who can see the truth. Everyone else here is blinded by their nostalgia.

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I can't believe we're missing out on a re-release of a game with only 15-20 hours additional content that could've been DLC but is instead sold for 60 buckaroos. How will we ever recover, nintenbros?

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This headline is fake, don’t listen to him Yea Forums. 7,000 Japanese people from all age demographics were polled this summer to name the best games since 1989.

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>COPING so hard they have to invent new reviews
Is there anything more pathetic than a snoyfag?

>snoyfags this insecure over their movies that they think any games rated better than their SJW propaganda is only rated higher because of a bonus
w-we always win, r-right sony chads?..

Well, that makes me feel better that you thought the same thing about Fates, so it seems we're on the same page. I didn't even like Conquest, despite some anons here saying it's top-notch. Even the gameplay bored me.

Redpill me on the gameplay changes. Do they improve the battle system?

we've known critics are shitty at judging games for a LONG time

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>I can't believe we're missing out on a re-release of a game with only 15-20 hours additional content
Atleast we're getting DQXI S (re-release with 1 or 2 hours of new content, worse graphics and performance)

The headline isn't fake, it's just from shortly after Persona 5 released and everyone was still filled with the hype from it. It's like how Undertale got voted best game of all time on GameFAQs like a month or two after release but wouldn't stand a chance nowadays.

If you replace FFXV, FFXI with FF6 & FF9 this is a pretty solid list

That OST comment rustles my jimmies the most

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88 is a shit score though. GoW got a 94 and won GOTY. If we use the real metascores, GoW has a 100 and FE Three Houses has a 73. Ain't looking good for you buddy.

Honestly this, you can tell a game is good when the hype never dies & it’s still remembered fondly years after it came out

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As if that pic is any better. I enjoyed BotW and Automata, but 2nd and 3rd respectively? C'mon.

>when it's the closest a new FE game has been to the older games in tone, story and writing to date
Fuck off with this meme, not every FE is FE4. It's been 7 years since Awakening and you idiots still keep forcing this idealized version of old FE because you can't get over Awakening and Fates.

The Nintendo Bonus is even stronger in Japan than it is over here.

And you wonder why you Personafags gets bullied by the SMTchads

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>88 is a shit score though. GoW got a 94 and won GOTY. If we use the real metascores, GoW has a 100 and FE Three Houses has a 73. Ain't looking good for you buddy.
>This is the advanced form of COPING by snoyfags after a massive drought of games.
LOL, how pathetic can you get.

Teenagers were the ones voting for NieR Automata
Boomers were the ones voting for Breath of the Wild
College students were the ones voting for Chrono Trigger

>Drought
I just bought the definitive (and basically only playable) version of Dragon Quest Builders 2.

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Just a reminder that anybody claiming a "nintendo bonus" exists is actually a even more pathetic version of pic related.

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They definitely do. There's so much unit customization it's mad, you can pretty much make the army YOU want to make. Shit like combat arts returning, there being 4 tiers of classes and 5 ability slots allows for a fuck ton of great customization.

>minecraft clonme that runs at 17fps on base ps4
LOL, that is really pathetic.
How is the drought treating you?

And considering this thread, the game you just mentioned is completely shit with 86 on metacrtitic.
How will snoyfags ever recover?

>Snoy still seething that their masterclass budget-PC got outsold by a fucking tablet within 2 years in its home country
>handheld mode
Oh yeah the PS4 has so many great exclusives to look forward to this year. Like Dreams and uhh..... Days Gone.
having no e3 due to them spending their money on a gay pride parade instead must suck

60fps vs sub 30fps. Yikes!
>86 on metacrtitic.
96 without the Sony penalty, looks pretty good to me.

Reviews are a fucking joke. Almost everything put out by a big company gets at least a 7/10 and almost everything with any notion of "hype" behind it gets at least a 90/100 regardless of quality.
Let's look at some examples from metacritic shall we?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2
>Red dead 2 as a 97
>GTA4 as a 98 and GTA5 as a 97
>Batman: Arkham city as a 96
>Skyrim as a 96
>the last of us as a 95
>nu-GoW as a 94
>the original DMC is the highest rated game in the franchise
>Brawl is a 93
>the original SoulCalibur is the highest in the series
>phantom pain is a 95
Why do faggots think these people's opinions matter? It's the same faggots who cried because Sekiro was too hard.

>sony penalty
He's just gonna keep saying it isn't he? Poor bugger

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>60fps
>he actually believes that
more like 17 fps at 1080p on the ps4 pro.
Nice try.

>sony penalty
LOL, the biggest COPE of all times.

It runs fine most of the time on Switch. You just cherrypicked it at it's worth for your little screenshot there.

I remember you guys did it with Bayonetta 2 as well when it dropped to like 20fps for a split second despite being a solid 60fps 99.99% of the time.

If anything Nintendo gets a penalty because BOTW had a 98 before 3 contrarian literal who’s gave it a 6/10 despite having it on their best game lists years later

Easy, most of these games are on a playstation.
Rate them badly and snoyfags will legitimately try to murder you.

Most of those don’t even have that high of scores, Metacritic simply only counts half of the reviews for older games, so their score is inflated

>Nintendork trying to talk about sales
>more like 17 fps at 1080p on the ps4 pro.
Nope, it's 60fps.
>I-It's fine
youtu.be/kSumNIzW52Q
Literally sub 30fps most of the time on an empty island and I heard it gets even worse later on LMFAO

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I still remember all the threads when Twilight Princess got 8.8

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>8.8
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Still seething all these years because of Based Jim not liking your game? That's sad. Really, that's just sad to see.

I've played SMTIV maybe a grand total of 1 hour and I think the entire OST is one of the best in games. Whoever made that comment suffers from terminally shit tastes.

Now post a video that isn't based off of the demo. Ever heard of patches?

>trying to talk about sales
yeah, having your budget PC be outsold by a kid's console only 2 years after it's came out while the PS4 has been on the market more than double that amount of time is straight-up embarrassing. No wonder Sony moved to California, Japan fucking hates them too now

One of the websites literally named BOTW the 39th best game ever in 2018, but still gave it a 6/10. So yeah it’s literally contrarianism

Last of Us being high on there is fucking disappointing. Its funny that its listed under the xbox 360 platform.

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Fates?

OP here, this thread is the most pathetic consolefagging I've seen in a long time and I feel guilty for making it.

>based Jim
you do realize his wife's polyamorous, right?
I want to buttfuck Nonon so bad. video games btw

>Nope, it's 60fps.
>the retard didn't see DF
LOL, stop being a pathetic cuck.

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Silky smooth 22fps LMFAO
Call me back when the Switch manages to sell even half of the Ps4 sales. 90 million and counting :)

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>Based Jim
Now ive heard everything in this place

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>Call me back when the Switch manages to sell even half of the Ps4 sales. 90 million and counting And still not a single decent game.
Being a ps4 owner must be really sad...

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Now show the Switch version in the same area

>ctrl + f "bonus"
>24 results
pathetic.

woaaaah what do you mean a console that's been on the market twice as long as the switch has has sold more units than it?! fucking mad innit?

reminder that fire emblem fags are cucks

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Stop cherrypicking a particularly bad part for performance and acting like it's the norm. It doesn't run that bad the vast majority of the time.

>60fps
LOL, snoyfags really think that pic shows 60.
How cucked can you be?

Seethe

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Oh shit I didn't know the switch marketed itself as the most powerful current-gen gaming console
>retardera
please go back

Anyone who can leave Nintendorks seething that hard for years on end is based to me.

LOL, stop pretending this isn't the average performance.
1080p@22fps on ps4 pro, isn't it great for the players?

>his nigger cum filled snoybrain was broken beyond repair, so now the only thing he can do after being raped by facts is spam his autistic folder
LOL, snoyfags everybody.

youtu.be/Q19UOBY8gjc

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imagine participating in console wars
Have sex, dillate, copulate, have children, have a good evening.

Is that your only criteria? The man is like 450 pounds and looks disgusting

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2 hours and 19 minutes till the game unlocks for me bros. how long for you guys?

Fuck it, I folded. Was already debating on getting it, only played the GBA FE's and Awakening before
This shit better be good

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>snoyfags admit the only thing they have to look forward to this year are multiplats
oh no no no what happened sonyCHADS?

I think rhats super generic art
Its a really boring title

>cherrypicked the best possible scenaria for the trannystation
LOL, you can't deny reality.
Or will you say there is a sony penalty on fps counters as well?

It probably deserves a bit lower to be honest.

I went to fucking gamestop and preordered
they say lines start at 7 and they start giving games out at 10
is there any need to be there 3 hours early

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we're all in this together bro.
The japanese title sounds way better honestly.

>nostalgia
>game has no characters from previous games
>doesn’t even have iconography from past games
>changes key mechanics from past fire emblem games

>Deleted for speaking the truth

make friends with the people in line

That's just your opinion. A game deserves what a general consensus/aggregate of what everyone who played it says. Not one person.

NOOOOOOO
another sonyCHAD martyred!
Truly, we were Nintendogaf all along!

how do you determine that?

Anyone wanna shill this game for me? I don't know much about it.

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Nostalgia for Nintendo in general, idiot. Splatoon also got inflated scores due to this nostalgia despite being a new property.

>GoW got a 94 and won GOTY
breath of the wild got a 97 and got GOTY
remember nintenchads
s(n)oyfags still tremble and bow to this single image

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it should say on the site. for me it says the game unlocks at midnight of july 26th, so in less than 2 hours for me
who is this cute

Its Harry potter but a war academy for the 1st half

Then Game of Thrones for the 2nd half.

Now post more delicious ass

No, it deserved a 3.5/10 since conquest was a 10/10 game

Or maybe it got those scores because it's... You know... A good game? Ever thought of that, schizo?
*game of thrones before season 7 and 8

she has big feet

>TWEWY
Based

>10/10
>conquest
conquest is the only game I've played where the writing is so unbearably bad it actively made me hate the series the more I played it. Conquest is a 2/10. Literally any user on this board could've written Fates better than the faggots they hired

Most Zelda games deserve the score, or at least very near it they get. Except maybe SS. That one is an anomaly.

I never said it was bad? Removing the Nintendo bonus often still leaves games with a good score(82 for Mario Odyssey, for example).

have you played an FE before?
sequel when?

how does she do it?

I loved the map game in conquest

Just avoid any story cutscenes or dialog.

Why are you so insistent on this bonus existing? It's obviously a schizo cope from you people obsessed with being detractors for a corporation that's competing with the one you worship. There is no nintendo bonus, there is no sony penalty, and there is no queen of england.

>have you played an FE before?
Nope.

Sounds like this one goes in the complete opposite direction. Good Story and characters but shit may design.

>nostalgia
I am sure all those 30+ year olds would love a literally-who franchise until 2012 when Awakening was released. Lots of nostalgia there, snoyboy

map*

LOL jesus man, leave the poor fag alone
hes been traumatized because of this image

I heard it was meh.

Customization of units is also a big plus in terms of gameplay, I love games that do that so I think 3H will be a great FE.

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Well, TH might be a tricky one to start with but I'm sure it'd work out well for you. If you like RPGs where you can heavily customize your characters in terms of what they can do in combat/what jobs they are etc, this game has an insane amount of customizability, plus three different houses of characters for you to grow to like. Each path is around 80 hours long in length but they all become entirely unique just before the middle portion of the game to lead down each house's own route. I'd recommend you watch the treehouse gameplay footage to see if it's your thing, the E3 2019 trailer's a good watch too to see if the game's tone is something you'd enjoy.
map design is actually pretty good from what I've heard, there just isn't a lot of objective variety. It's not as good as conquest's but well above awakening/echoes
also the girls are based

story-wise it sounds like it's shaping up to be the best in the series. Absolutely mad that IS learnt from Fates and gave you FOUR (4) routes to choose from in the same fucking cartridge

See

>I'd recommend you watch the treehouse gameplay footage to see if it's your thing, the E3 2019 trailer's a good watch too to see if the game's tone is something you'd enjoy.
Got a link? I'd primarily be getting it for FF Tactics gameplay & hot girls.

My tags are
>F: Tomgirl
>F: Anal
>F: Double Anal
>F: Cheating

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T SHOW THAT. CENSOR THAT RIGHT NOW, THINK OF THE CHILDREN! THIS IS WHY THE NINTENDO BONUS EXISTS, THE JOURNOS ARE PEDOPHILES

youtube.com/watch?v=ADaRsEhTB70
youtube.com/watch?v=_-wKu1Xgby8
>those tags
God-tier taste, would masturbate with. The girls seem pretty good this time round, both in design (especially post-timeskip) and in terms of actual writing since they're not all just bland tropes like in the previous 3DS games.

>lower than Lucina's game
Can any FE beat Awakening?

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>tomgirl
>anal
Leonie'd be your waifu if I had to guess.

Thanks friendo, I'd jerk you off with hands and feet! I'll watch 'em now.

have fun fellow tomboy/anal chad, hope it might entice you to get it. God damn you too though, now my mind's going to be racing elsewhere till the game's out.

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You guys are pathetic. Imagine being so devoid of personality, talent and money that you spend your time shilling your respective multi-million dollar company's console. Everyday you wake up, hoping to trigger those so(n)yboys with games that haven't come out yet and mock censorship of VN no one cared about until the censorship. Others jump out of bed to mock nintendies with their kiddie console by showing the same four exclusives. Don't forget to post the same wojak edits!

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idorts are and always will be the most based people on Yea Forums
consolewar faggotry is so tiring

Actually, have you got any recommendations for GBA/DS games in the series I can emulate atm? I was playing Pokemon Conquest earlier & it was alright, but a little simple. I'd also be game for recommendations for other series.

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>hoping to trigger those so(n)yboys with games
If that is possible, they are probably the most pathetic humans on earth.

Definitely would recommend FE Sacred Stones on the GBA, that's a pretty decent starting point to get into the series in general.
as far as other DS games though, completely unrelated to FE but TWEWY, Ghost Trick and Hotel Dusk are my favorites. hope either of those fit your bills cutie

So it's the worst of Echoes combined with the worst of Fates? Yikes, you guys were hyping this up so much

at least try and find a semblance of a quote for your bait instead of making shit up

that still puts it miles ahead of the gba fire emblems desu

wrong

1 and a half hours left, UKchads WW@?

>88/100 is an awful score.
Good sir this is not how numbers work

silly user, everyone knows if a game's not rated 95+ it's GARBAGE

FE oldfags shit on Awkening and it has a score of 92

that's because reviewers are pure retards. Awakening's a 7/10 at best

>Cheating
>Double anal
I see you're a man of culture as well

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shut the fuck up Xavier you cock munching faggot

What age are you that you get involved in console fights unironically?

Shitch games are basedefood to the current gen reviewer.

slut

try that post again, this time without the brain damage user.

You're too kind, user.

Reminder that one of the reviewers bombed the game because there weren't enough gays.

‘scuuuuuuuuuse me, just the HIGHEST rated fire emblem coming by. oh no, carry on with your thread

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Shit game
I've wanked to Tharja I think over 70 times by now though, fuck ISIS

Big Tiki makes my peepee big too

this
god i want tiki to sit on me

it performs fine this has already been proven, and has like 20-30 hours of content. Stay seething sonybro

>proven
not him but where out of curiosity?

Most of the sub 85 reviews I have seen are all complaining that there isn't enough gay homolust in the game, so if you take those out the game should be more like 90 or so.

>get given more gay options than the previous FEs
>"noooo that's still not enough, lack of gay options brings the entire package down!"
I hate these faggot reviewers so fucking much it makes my blood boil
t. a faggot

I was genuinely surprised when I saw the scores, I thought it was unironically going to be a blunder from the previews and expected it to be low 70s. Nintendo’s been shitting themselves a lot lately besides Mario Maker so I was expecting another mediocre rushed entry to fluff up the library with “free” DLC later or alternatively a 3DS-tier game sold for 60$ like LGPE, but it’s finally starting to seem like Nintendo finally fucking realized that it’s not the right way to go after last year’s weak showing and the first half of this year’s totally barren release schedule. I’ll probably pick it up on sale.

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honestly same. This and Astral Chain coming out next month feels fucking great. Especially since this game received so much flak from the first trailers, only for people to 180 after this year's e3. If the game turns out to be as good as we're hyping it up to be I'll be over the fucking moon

TMS probably would have beaten it . . . if it had Lucina.

So far it seems like the gameplay is great but still not as good as Conquest's, but storywise it's the best FE and seemingly pretty good overall.

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, it is also the Most Critically Acclaimed Handheld Turn-Based Strategy game, of all time.

There's still less than ten reviews and that includes the clickbait 60 one, I'm pretty sure it'll go higher

Nevermind I'm retarded

Conquest had good moments but shit story and writing.
I give it an 8/10
We aren't getting a TWEWY sequel, and given the state of modern SquEnix, you really don't want one even if they did make it

What's so great about Conquest? I was so burned out after Birthright I didn't even feel like trying it

It has better map design and better objective design than just "rout the enemy' for 30 chapters

it was played a lot during the E3 Treehouse, go look it up on Youtube

holy shit

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So many fetishes in one character, I went Golden Deers but I need to recruit this bitch

megane a shit

that is because review score has basically nothing to do with how good the game is

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which is funny because it's like bottom 3 in the series
bottom 5 to be generous

yeah i'm also gay and I really don't get it. exactly how many characters need to be gay in order for the game to be good? 1/12 boys being gay seems pretty realistic to me and there's no rule that says there need to be gay characters in the first place

>What's so great about Conquest?
to repost what I wrote yesterday when someone asked the same question,

>high difficulty
>resource management encourages careful planning
>very good unit balance, basically every unit can be built to be useful with lateral thinking
>interesting and varied map geometry and objectives
>almost every map has anti-turtling and anti-juggernaut incentives, encouraging varied, aggressive and complex strategies instead of just having Seth or Robin kill everything

97x2

How will an old fag who only has knowledge of Fire emblem and sacred stones feel about this. Got it for $15 and havent used my switch all year. Will it bring me back to handheld glory mode bros?

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Isn't the score going up? a few hours back it was 86

88 with 52 critics at the moment, probably won't get more critics

Seems like it will

So how does the faction thing even work? You pick a house at the start and just tag along for the ride, agreeing with everything your student decides?

Journalists are pressured into putting good scores into nintendo games, otherwise they get bombarded with threats to the point nintendies take their personal pages down.

>has like 20-30 hours of content
>Literally lying
Yikes.

Wish I could remember the 8.8 video

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Will Three Houses ever go on sale? I have a feeling it won't be full price forever like Zelda and Mario.

yikes

holy shit this is embarrassing
>nier automata
>xenogears
>vainglory
>final fantasy xv
>okami
japan continues to be great producers, awful consumers

reminder to download your FE doujins now
panda is dying in a few hours

>panda is dying in a few hours
Explain. I've been offline from pretty much everything for 3 weeks

What does it mean when a support level has two arrows on top of it?

Netherlands law changed and its fucked
prioritize shota and loli stuff
everything else will be around for another six months until ehentai shuts down

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Two conversations

Okami is kino.

F

SEETHING SONYGROS

When does it go live? 12est?

Worse than FEA lmao

>Not really

Do you understand how rankings work? DOES ANYONE ON THESE FUCKING FORUMS KNOW HOW RANKINGS WORK?

Games are scored on a 10 point scale, not a 7-10 point scale.

Your AVERAGE game, a game that you think is average. Not good. Not bad. Average. Should receive a 5.0 on a 10 point scale. Not 8 -- because that's not average. 5 (five).

50% of titles should fall below 5.0, making them "bad games". 50% of titles should lie above 5.0, making them "good games".

Game scores should follow a standard distribution. But of course they fucking don't follow that trend because no one ranks games accurately. 7 is considered a "bad game" when that should really be reserved for games scoring tl;dr: yes, 8.8 is pretty good for a JRPG. Matter of fact, it's amazing for any game at all.

Fuck you.

Have been 100% blind and you know what fuck it. Spoil me this shit.
>Is Claude gay like the internet is screaming about?
>Can everyone pairup like Fates and Awakening?
>Is classic mode and lunatic still in?
>What's up with the time skip? Is that a legit thing?

The time skip was shown in the E3 trailer, it’s legit
Anyone in the same house can pair up, with some select pairs between houses
Classic mode is in but with a limited rewind so you don’t have to fucking save scum
Lunatic is coming as post-launch Patch

>good writing
youtu.be/zVWDg2pI8GE

>>Is Claude gay like the internet is screaming about?
No, Prince is not a faggot

Do we know ANYTHING about the difficulties? I know you unlock 2 more, and then there is a free dlc one coming. But what is the order of difficulty? Are the ones you unlock the hardest? Or is the free DLC one the hardest difficulty?

>Brawl 93

Are you saying it doesn't deserve that? You have no argument as to why it shouldn't. And god help you if your argument is "slower than melee" or "tripping" lmfao. That shit is irrelevant to people treating it as a party game.

But if a company makes a game and internal review thinks it's only 5/10, which is more likely: the company just releases it and it gets a 5/10, or they work on it more until it's better?

Normal, hard, Lunatic

Hard is easy. Normal is Storymode. Lunatic is probably going to be normal.

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So.... subs or dubs?

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Sdubs

>tfw DILF hunter Byleth still lives in BL.
Can't escape death now

Gotta fucking wait till tomorrow for my collector’s edition, fuck

Did TMS really sell well? I liked it enough but I thought it flopped.

Nintendo has 2 main "x factors"
The Nintendo bonus and the Nintendo tax. The Nintendo bonus is arbitrarily given to mainstream Nintendo games when they first release. The Nintendo tax is removed from the score when being considered for rankings and awards, and is usually bigger than the bonus

Kek

Claude isn't gay.
No pair up like Fates/Awakening.
Classic is in. Lunatic will be in patch later this year.
Time skip is legit. Ending is different for each House

All the positive reviews have basically been saying it's Persona-fied with the over emphasis on non-battle activities and bonding with the actual battles being easy as fuck. Apparently the writing and story is okay though, better than Fates at least.

Subs

playing now, this cunt runs around the academy with his trenchcoat over his shoulders and arms not in the sleeves, it looks hilarious. manuela is thirsty as fuck

so what the fuck is the deal with combat arts

New game dubs
New game+ subs

This is why 1-5 scale is better. People are too simplistic to use 1-10 correctly.

How do you even arrive at something like as precise as an 8.4 for a game anyway?

When does the game unlock for EST?

Yeah no shit. I am confused about the other 2 and where they fall with lunatic. They are called Maddening and Infernal I think

>b-but the bonus!

12am

I see a streamer i like playing the game and suddenly i don’t have a desire to play it anymore. Anyone else know this feel?

Let's compare to the nearest Sony exclusive...

Wait, did they get anything this year?

Going by the reviews it sounds like it’s gonna be better than Awakening but not as good as Conquest. A good amount I’ve seen talk about lack of map variety, objective variety, and how easy it is. Lunatic is not going to fix the first two.

Literally all those games deserve those score

>88 on Metacritic
>bragging

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Thanks bud, can't wait.

Surely the reviewers arent biased, right brahs?

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SOTHIS FEETS

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>not playable
Trash

Don't be a hypocrite, snoy-kun

bump

Not going to lie, I tried Awakening and got bored eventually, but this game has my interest.

I need to ask is there a cute tomboy I can marry?

Gameplay comes first and foremost but very little of the naos seems to be known, just curious on this.

Special attacks that trade a bonus (more hit chance, higher damage, bonus vs armor or beast, etc) for much higher weapon durability cost.

Basically if you spam them you wear down your weapon very quickly, which is not rmi yllaeportant for irons but when you get tew retebapon they wear out fast.

Even reviewers are calling it easy and the map variety and objectives aren’t great. Lunatic mode isn’t out yet though.

Deer has your tomboy

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That's a shame, the plot seems interesting which is why I was curious.

I’m waiting for user scores that’s when all hell breaks loose. But for the pic related yeah it’s just shills atm, same old same old. Despite being a Nintendo fan and switch owner, this game looks like a 40$ ps3 game, I honestly like the story but wished it didn’t have multiple endings, keep the tragedy but make ONE satisfying ending good or bad.i like dimitri has the best development in his path, while Byleth got his best ending in edelgard’s path.the graphics are shit, and the npcs and character movements are robotic and lifeless. I’ll buy when it isn’t 50-60$. XC2 torna dlc > fe3h in my opinion.

Way I see it it can’t be worse than Awakening and Awakening was playable at least.

User scores are going to be similar because people eat up school sims regardless of gameplay. Just look at Persona.

100 $ majority of reviewers play on Normal with no permadeath

I also bet they feel accomplished by it too

They're also calling it grindy when you can't grind on hard, so they're worthless

When they talk about preferring Conquest in review I think I can assume that’s not the case.

i don't even care about FE games, but imagine seething so fucking hard that you remove metascores by yourself

That’s not gonna fix the maps or objectives. And again, when these reviewers talk fondly of Conquest (I haven’t seen them call it grindy) it’s safe to assume it really is easy.

cope harder, pershitnafag

still upset about Days Gone's score?

I've seen journos call themselve ''pro'' while their first game was Fate. Also Majority of journo's are mentally deficient, the hard part is to find those who aren't and got a taste similar to yours.

Except the objective are better, so are the maps. I trust leakers much more than fucking journo trash

>They're also calling it grindy when you can't grind on hard, so they're worthless
That's actually kinda hilarious

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Not saying every user is like these jokers in this thread but isn't it kinda weird that for a board that regularly goes against game journalism uses fucking metacritic as a defense on your opinion on the game? You are putting Kotaku and Polygon's opinion on a game up on a pedestal just for "W-Why Yea Forums is wrong about Breath of the wild/Red Dead Redemption 2!" thread #419279

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Every image I’ve seen with an objective is rout the enemy.

And how many did you see ?

Don't worry friend, i don't mind that you are uninformed.

When does it unlock on the eshop?

It's an easy shit posting tool

so when can i expect to play it?

Show me these reviews calling it easy that also out themselves as playing on normal.

rpgsite.net/review/8760-fire-emblem-three-houses-review
press-start.com.au/reviews/nintendo-switch/2019/07/25/fire-emblem-three-houses-review-a-strong-foundation-with-shaky-walls/

I’m not seeing it in ones like these.

Physical or digital?

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You can't grind infinitely on hard, but you can grind. I just unlocked the ability to do two optional battles a week, and I'd imagine it will get up to at least 3 before too long.

>88
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NINTENC
>a super weeb designed FE game
Oh shit, Nintenchads.

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>weeb designed
You don't even know what that word means

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How long will it be to go through all routes? I don't really feel like dropping 100+ hours, but I want to see all the story. Also want to save the Blue Lions for last since I'm most excited for them, but also want to do them first since I don't know if I want to drop a lot of time like I said.

Here's how reviews work on Yea Forums:
>does it display the game I like as being bad? It's garbage and the reviwer didn't understand the game.
>does it display the game I like as being good? It's acceptable and I can post it as defense against criticism.

Do we know how hard it is to get students to join your house. I want to play the Blue Lion's route but the two girls I'm interested in are each from one of the other houses.

how is the localization

Fuck off snoynigger

Look at those character designs and ask anyone who saw Echoes if they wanted this. If they did, they are retarded.

I wanted physical but I got digital cause this is a game I'm going to be playing for awhile as I'm playing Marvel Ultimate Alliance and Xenoblade

>no argument
I’m buying the game anyway because even Rout Emblem can be fun, but it’s still disappointing after seeing what IS can do in Conquest.

>consistent average of 8.5-9 out of 10

If anything that's the best proof there is no bias

not him but if you've got a couple of screens showing some varying objectives, I'd like to see some.

at least 50 hours per route apparently

Save from the back, FE is here to rule this week.

I'm at 36 just starting the timeskip portion on blue route, doing all of the sidequests/paralogues that pop up without any actual grinding. You spend a fuckton of time running around the monastery talking to everyone every month.

>Sold PS4 to get a Switch
>Have more then double the games despite only having the device a week
I had my PS4 for 4 years and only got 4 games

>exhentai is dying
>but the newest Fire Emblem is an improvement while Pokemon is being trashed
what timeline is this

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It’s after midnight. Let the cringefest begin.

digital fags, its open