Fire Emblem: Three Houses

hack your switch and play the game sooner. it's been out since monday.

Considering Awakening has the highest score out of all of them, you're objectively correct.

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GOLDEN CHADS RISE UP

GOLDEN CHADS

Awakening, sure, birthright? The most piss easy? It’s insulting how fucking easy that game is. And how fucking watered down the story is.

Checked.

>the switch memes were all true

No way Fag. Blue Incels FTW

>Got the lore route
Well at least we got the dubstep map

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GOLDEN CHADS HERE

What new thing to even discuss at this point
>what house you're picking
>what class you're making Byleth
>questions you have
>Law, Neutral or Chaos?

>This makes the law/moralfags seeth

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Switch has yet another superb exclusive. Looking forward to playing this later and then laughing all weekend as seething shitters sperg-out once more.

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>muh world of freedom
>Empire is the only one allowed to have crests
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED

Any good in-game shots of timeskip Ingrid aound?

Discuss your playthrough of Fire Emblem 4
Levin is a god

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I'm rarely browsing Yea Forums these days, but holy fuck. The amount of retarded dubfags here is just fucking sad.

Flayn is mine.

>471709523
>9.5
>just from Blue lions

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How does the support system work? What are the bonuses? what are the caps?

I want to be the unga bunga retard in charge if i choose your route not you. It’s not as entertaining to follow dumb apes like you

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Nah you're just a dumb weeb

portrait or character model?

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Nah it's just you're retarded. Sorry you're outta your hugbox.

>weeb
That's what I'm talking about, Mr retard.
Thanks for another confirmation btw.

More like yellow fags.

You should watch some other stuff that aren't just anime.

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING GAMEPLAY DETAILS
WHAT IS THE MOST CLASSIC ROUTE

I'm up to chapter 8, this game is getting tedious and boring.

I'm a literally worried that an eceleb like Dunkey is gonna make a meme video on Three Houses shitting on it (Since Dunkey hates anime games) and then the normies will just join the bandwagon and ruin the discussion of the game.

I've been playing since Tuesday :)

Claude.

bumb, I want to know if I can go to level B with everyone (and not just MC)

>WHAT IS THE MOST CLASSIC ROUTE
Claude or Dimitri

>Leader of the Black faction is called Gorilla
Based

who is the most evil route?

More like Golden Queers lmao.

Why the fuck do you care that there are people who enjoy hearing voices in their native language or a language they are familiar with rather than some language of an isolated island nation for hundreds of years

"church" route as it gets everyone killed

>One review complained that every route feels "unsatisfying", that it only feels complete if you play every route but it feels weird to expect people to play through 300 hours of gameplay.

Church or Eagles

Do something about it, nerd.

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who

I hate those faggots so much.

Agreed, fuck dubs.

You're basically playing completely different game with completely different characters.
Talking with dubfags about characters and thier personalities is pointless, because they experienced made up characters.

I'm familiar with many foreign media. That's why I can appreciate original culture and voices in various media types. Including burger ones. I would suggest you opening more your mind. Ignorance is really sad and embarrassing.

It's just normalfags, they tend to hate japan and otaku culture too.

The grinding to unlock characters is full retard. They don't even tell you how much of each stat/weapon level you need.

based

Edelgard deserves a fate worse than death.

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>thier personalities is pointless, because they experienced made up characters
But dubs don't neccesarily degrade their personalities. That's up to the localisation and not the fault of the dub.

I wonder why they even playing Japanese games then.

EL-CHAN

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am I the only one who thinks the font is too small in portable mode?

why is the box this huge, yet the text literally size 6?
did they even ONCE put it in portable mode what the fuck

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such as? I think she answered for her crimes fine in the Church and Dimitri routes

These trips say you're a faggot weeb

Dimitri, I don't know why people are saying Claude. His route is barely political.

does anyone have that dialogue of ingrid and mercedes locking her in her room?

>Golden Deer
It should've been called Golden Stag

why are people here so angry/easily upsetted by obvious bait. Or is it a doubleruse to get the baiter baited?

They dont consider it Japanese, they even defend shitty localization changes.
Take a look at the previous mm2 threads people were defending localization changes.

I meant gameplay wise
I just want some nice semi-difficult non-gimmicky maps with objectives other than route the enemy

lol the weebs "the personalities of my caricature trope characters is ruined! how will we ever discuss these generic anime stereotypes now??"

Jesus fuck take fire emblem out of medieval times. The writing and characterization flashes so hard with the aesthetic.

Thread died before I could reply but, what exactly does Fire Emblem have that Advance Wars didn't or rather couldn't be transferred?

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Nah, kill her and take over the dumb apes route right near the finale, robbing her of seeing though her plan and doing whatever the fuck you want.

*ahem*
FUCK THE CHURCH
FUCK THE GODDESS
AND FUCK THE CRESTS

Wile I partially agree with localization, it's not always the only reason of butchered characters. Different speech style/mannerism alone can easily ruin every character.
Even if you're playing with garbage translation (which is usually a dub copy paste aka dubtitles), when you can hear original voices, you can easily tell what kind of person it is even if you comply don't know the source language.
Inb4 "you can't" of course you can. It's your prime instinct.

Dimitri is cute! I want to hold his hand!

fire emblem isn't art retard. it's a weeb pandering cash grab. You aren't defending its integrity, dubfags aren't autistic and pathetic enough to want to waifu someone who speaks a language they don't understand.

I personally play sub because that way I can't actually notice the bad acting.

>inb4 keep her as a fucktoy

watch how byleth impregnate other girls for the rest of her days

Wasn't there some legendary thread a couple of years back about anons arguing over what color the health bar should be and it devolved to
>Red = Blood = Health
>Green = Life = Health

Take a look at the thread people are shitting on 'weeb' shit.

>black character
>named doo doo
How the fuck did they get away with this? They are literally calling him a shitskin.

twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1154436147566841857
>lunatic not until later in the year
Yup look like i will not be getting this game. See you all in 6 months.

based and gorillapilled

>It's your prime instinct.
Are fucking serious right now? You've got to be trolling bro

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In the end weeb means someone open minded these days so it's rather a complement then insult.

Yeah. Same with Xenoblade 2. I've seen some idiots that were defending its garbo localization.

>weebs
Oh another retard with his "argument". Like clockwork. It's almost comical.

I want an answer
Who is Death Knight

Who actually plays Lunatic for their first playthrough. Do Hard mode first, then Lunatic.

Nah should’ve been Golden Chads

Blue beasts for lyfe, nigger.

Fuck normalfags

Jeritzia

Your brain is probably damaged if you can't understand emotions and feelings from voice tone. It's really a the most basic primal instinct.

And you're delusional from overexposure from chinese cartoons

Should I buy this game right now? Im not sure if I should just wait for astral chain or not and skip. I dont want a waifu simulator though

the masked man

+1

Why not just yellow like is traditional in Fire Emblem

Why does he wear the mask?

Hard mode is already confirmed baby shit im not interested.

Anyone else's game audio quieter than usual? It's really bugging me.

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I swear, Amerifags have retarded gens in their blood. I feel fucking sorry for you (especially for these who aren't stereotypical idiots).

LIONCHADS

>mm2 threads people were defending localization changes.
it's mario maker 2 and that particular character has two missions
it's an absolutely retarded thing to get mad about
are you also angry that a firthy gaijin named the koopalings after punk rockers?

Yeah. Europe have its own problems, but most people here aren't as retarded and close minded as burgers at least.

lol this weeb is such a loser he gets bullied on anonymous forums
> Like clockwork
like reddit

Can anyone explain to me why Edelgard is depicted as a gorilla? I find it hilarious, but I'd like to know why it's a thing.

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>According to the credits, none of IntSys' in-house writers worked on writing "Three Houses". The scenario was done by Koei Tecmo writers Yuki Ikeno, Ryohei Hayashi, and Mari Okamoto, with Yuki being billed as the lead scenario writer. All three were previously responsible for writing "Fire Emblem Warriors".
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF IS

Alright, what happens to him?

High STR

I will repeat. I am half Japanese, half Korean and fluent in both languages. You're just a projecting faggot.

She's pretty much UNGA BUNGA, ME AXE DESTROYUNGA, so basically one of the best playable characters in combat.

She's strong but also the most retarded character in the game.

Did you ever left the borders of America in your life?

She has retard strength

If I walk into Best Buy after work do you think I can just grab a copy off he shelf and buy it without the clerks stopping me?

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>loves the dubs
>uses reddit meme
Fucking disgusting hypocrisy.

I don't even live in America. I've lived half my life in Seoul and the other half with my aunt in Fukuoka.

And I'm half Martian and I think that burgerland should be wiped out.

Sure because the games they have on the shelf dont actually have games in them and are just displaying the box

The graphics were also done by KT (it shows) but honestly I'm glad they outsourced the story, it fucking S U C K E D in all versions of Fates, especially Revelation

It's the same fe trope shit, only now with more sissyfaggotry and modern liberal platitudes. It's like the whole game is hectors out of nowhere "we must abolish the peerage" garbage in Blazing blade. (which thankfully he never did and died to a jobber instead.)

why can't we go back to better tropes of princes being filled with warrior wanderlust and neglecting their governing duties instead of "waah war and caste system/fate bad" shit. Especially because they constantly fuck up the latter my not being internally consistent with it.

Cheers from the Moon.

They outsourced the story for Fates as well. They just got better writers this time

Anyone have that Webm of Dimtri losing his shit?

>loves the dubs
Where did I say this
>uses reddit meme
Literal "projection"

Character model.

Fake

Eh, dude, you seem to have literally ignored the threads here commenting the whole story mode of 3H being better than the GCN, DS and 3DS era.

Pick Claudes route, then

So you know how Awakening and Fates got that gay hack that 99% of the fans just watched a youtube video of? Is that even going to be possible for this one? Like supports aren't just portraits now. It shows the models and everything.

I guarantee the writers feel suffocated by having to rehash the dogshit base story for every fire emblem.

Mercedes is old! OLD!

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It baffled me when I found this out. I think the staff knew how shit it was but they just had to make it work.

I'M HERE, BROTHER!

Marth is in Three Houses but dies of Grima, who also is in Three Houses.

>princes being filled with warrior wanderlust
ephraimfags everyone

I have a question about the routes. Without spoilers can someone tell me if the 4th route is locked behind completing the other 3 first?
When the 4th route is available, will it be obvious how to proceed to it?

I am worried about accidentally stumbling into it first.

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Golden Crazy Eyes Chad reporting

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>Edelgard is 17
>she already tried to mastermind the murder of the heir apparents of the other 2 kingdoms

Please respond I can't be the only one that's played the game

No argument. Cope.

The 4th route isn't a gay neutral route don't worry, there's nothing wrong with doing it first

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>GCN, DS and 3DS era.
>it's better than kusoge
And human shit smells better than dogshit.
It's still not enjoyable. It has to be good not better. I am at least finding myself get less offended by how abysmal it is, early on at least non-main characters at least get some scenes and characterization, even if they aren't very good.

Not really a problem for me, i haven't even touched the settings

Were any changes to be found for the number of gay options? It's still just a paltry amount?

You will fuck the twink and you will like it

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>call of duty didn’t change at all until people actively criticized it and didn’t buy it.
I don't think that's going to work with FE though. Waifufags carry the series now. Not people who play it for gay pairings.

Odd, maybe it's audio setup I'm using. Are you playing with the leaked xci or the real deal?

So the 4th route isnt a finality where you get all units at your disposal? Its just yet another perspective?
Makes me a bit sad.

...

On my switch baybee.

It would make me sadder if Revelation wasn't so fucking garbage in every single way
I'm really honestly glad they didn't go that route

She's actually rather cute with that haircut

Yeah but I wanted to blend the three houses together with my favorite units.

Reporting in

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I wonder how the fan base would react if they go back to Fe7 style supports. Not everyone can be romanced. And very few can be paired.

>Its just yet another perspective?
Deer and the 4th route are the backstory/lore routes.

Wasn't that Echoes?

Echoes was a remake.

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I would be angry if they were on the battlefield, I hate that shit I'm not wasting a turn just for support bullshit

i really wish they would desu

Gaiden didn't have supports.

Doesn't change it being a remake user.

Can someone provide me a list of lesbian options?

Think again fucko, the golden deers is the only house free of lgbt degeneracy.

Considering not many people who played Echoes played Gaiden, you could check the reaction of the playerbase to those kinds of supports.

Rhea, Edelgard, Dorothea, Mercedes, Sothis (but that's just the normal unpaired ending)

Flayn
Marianne
Carherine
Shamir
Lysithea

Press F to pay respects to DILFhunter Byleth memes

AWOOOGA humana humana
*eyes pop out of head*

Very fucking nice, why did they even bother to put male Blyeth?

Not bad looking at all.

Calm down Edelgard

Byleth is 21, there's a log that shows the date they were born. Which makes it confusing that they chose to make their age ambiguous

Do you lose the characters you recruited from other houses when you go into part 2?

>Not liking Manleth

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>FETH is the only game where the bad guys win

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He says he doesn't know his age in one of the supports

Seeing Dimitri sperg out at Dudue for having proper manners is cringe as fuck. Is he literally autistic? Dudue is clearly happy to use honorifics to show his loyalty. There is a difference between a lord not really giving a shit when someone doesn't talk to them properly and one that won't tolerate people talking to them the way everyone is fucking expected to talk to them.

Of course not, they'll defect to your faction

Unless you choose Claude/the Church, then you just fuck over all the bad guys with little effort

Ega is cute! CUTE!

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Is there an actual name for the soldier school anime genre/trope?

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Nice. I didn't recruit any because I was scared of losing them, and I'm actually facing 3-4 bosses each chapter in Part 2 because I'm fighting all of the house members.

HOW DO THE SUPPORTS WORK WHAT ARE THE BONUSES WHAT ARE THE CAPS

>they experienced made up characters.
Every character is made up

He’s very handsome

What's the best route according to piratefags?

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Even in the church route, Seiros wins because her motive was to fuck mommy and her reincarnation is able to fuck the incarnation of her mom. If anything Church and Beagle routes are the only routes that has the villain winning.

I was memeing user, it's the Edelgard list that is right.

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Harry Potter

why don't they tell you what you actually need to recruit them? like how much of each stat/weapon level do you need? I got bernadetta with D+ bows and like 19 strength to join.

rent free.

Lions >= Eagles > Deer > Church in plot. In maps I think it's
Deer > Lions > Eagles > Church (rehash), but don't take my word on it.

>not self-inserting as a Chad teacher and banging anime schoolgirls

They're all pretty great, but Story wise Dimitris route has the biggest personal stakes to it

You bang them when they aren't school girls bro. I guess not counting Flayn

gimme a list of classes

Actually you dont bang anyone in the Main story at all

What's the actual gameplay point of having something functionally identical to holy blood when there's no children?

Would you S rank her?

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For anyone that's already playing, how are the maps?

Characters age

Byleth is 21

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Source

Super powers, mostly

Bernadetta ls actually 13 and made for cuddles.

So it's safe to say that the main 3 can't die in battle, huh? Since they're integral to the plot?

You bang them eventually, right?

Tfw era is starting a Japanese letter writing campaign

it's not functionally identical to holy blood. crests don't influence growth rates, they just let you equip special weapons and use a special move.

You get married so yeah of course.

You can't fuck Lysithea

best doujin

Burger bros should I even bother calling stores and ask if I can buy the game tonight

bros I'm going Blue Lions, but, honestly I kind of wish they had given Dmitri the punished "kill everyone burn everything" route. seems pretty weird that they would give that to the pretty girl getting pushed in the marketing

what the fuck can all classes use all weapons or some shit? I thought it was just common/noble but my mage can still use axes and shit and my cavalier can still use bows, axes,lances swords etc. This is retarded. Classes are just different growth rates and skills and maybe a mount.

sex before marriage is a sin, user.

ending cutscenes show most characters with kids if they S/A support.

Some of you might know the answers to these, right Yea Forums:
Can I recruit students from other houses into my party/house?
Can you go against character you are aligned with? It sounds like the house I want to be in has a leader that goes full retard.

>Can I recruit students from other houses into my party/house?
Yes.
>Can you go against character you are aligned with? It sounds like the house I want to be in has a leader that goes full retard.
Yes

Based Fire Emblem

Christ the slowdown when walking around the cathedral is crazy.

Yeah its actually a route split because nobody expected the leader of that group to go batshit insane

What?

This but unironcially. Fiction is typically in an idealized world where everyone who isn't married/has kids is expected to be a virgin regardless of age.

Dimitri = Constitutional Monarchy
Edelgard = Meritocratic Democracy
Claude = United Kingdom Republic

>even the sluttiest character Dorothea doesn't fuck around and is looking for a nice man to take care of her

bunch of libtards

whats church
also
>meritocratic democracy
yeah okay sure, like those exist.

why the fuck is the base move fucking FOUR. this is so fucking obnoxious. I'm making everyone mounted, they can use any weapon anyway.

Hubby-bert

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同性愛者の親愛なるIS。 Fire Emblemにもっと上品な同性愛者のキャラクターを追加してください。まっすぐ以上のものがあります。それをしないとゲームは財政的に西部で戦車になります

Hoy.

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>ordered it on amazon
>they say it's arriving tomorrow but hasn't been dispatched yet
I swear to fuck if they bamboozle me

>the game was written by KT staff, not ISIS
>it was written by the same people that wrote fucking Warriors
embarrassing

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>the hoyfag chooses GD and not Beagles
Color me surprised

>tfw incestfags won the hardest out of them all

wrong path chaosfag

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>Can't make her a Wyvern Lord

who, what

>それをしないとゲームは財政的に西部で戦車になります
I really hope they actually believe that, that's hilarious.
Just pre-ordered.

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>hoyfags

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>yeah okay sure, like those exist.
they were pretty standard when democracy was first starting and it was seen as full retard. Stuff like giving a house of lords voting rights or only giving voting rights to land owning men. It's all damage control to mitigate a retarded "majority opinion is always the correct one" system whose only goal is to give people the illusion of political power. From the very beginning people knew democracy works a lot better when you have fewer voters, that's even why most tend to elect representatives to think for them and not vote on issues directly.

It was a nice ruse, the kind girl is a huge, falseflagging cunt out for blood and the mentally unhinged prince with way too many traumas is the only one defending his people (but really, he wants to kill the shit out of Eldegard).

are any of the girls barefoot

Give me some of that dubstep.

meritocratic democracies don't exist, because meritocracy and direct democracy are incompatible with each other. The word you're looking for is "republic"

If you really wanted to you could.

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yeah, it appears every form of media today has to have some lgbtqabc+ representation, kinda annoying if you consider these sjw people are now outraging about no character being transexual in 3 houses...

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I fucked up, I meant meritocratic monarchy.

>makes your heart go doki doki
>for real

The maps account for it, dumdum

>Trips

OH NO NO IT'S TRUE

retard

0 - 4 I play as Male
5 - 9 I play as Female

>Betatron order cucks

Yeah they're dreaming if they think they'll get as much tranny rep as they get gay rep

Any other foot girl other than green hair chick?

so armor knights have 3 mov?

No they don't, shill. I'm playing the map with syvians brother and it's cancer. my one cavalier is on at the end of the map while the rest of my characters aren't even half way there.

>Edelgard
>Reason: Hidden

Yeah, hidden from literally everyone

Why can't I start playing at the same time as Japan?

She can learn a hidden skill that gives her 10 extra crit on tomes.
Stack that with Death blow from the brigand class and she is critting a lot.

I don't know, I just know "intermediate classes" have 4, not just 4 for beginner and trainee class. cavalier is an intermediate class as has fucking EIGHT MOVE. while archers and mages etc have 4. Cavs can also use all weapons and get to move after attacking.

No i mean like..
Fucking hell man

Seriously? You found Awakening to be hard enough to call it "best"?

why is this a big deal. Fates story was also outsourced and we know how that turned out.

>not playing for 4 days+ already
buyfags are such corporate cucks.

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The Sain Archtype breaks free from the Sain Archtype
youtube.com/watch?v=eGMsMM08278

DESPITE

What I want to know is why do reviewers get the games so fucking early and paying customers have to wait 2-3 weeks longer than them.

I like this guy

>browses Yea Forums
>insults literally anyone else
lmao

pretty sure death blow adds damage in 3H, not crit

So that the reviews are up the day before

How do I ensure this gigachad lives in every route? What do I need to do to ensure he joins me?

Imagine lacking self awareness this hard

Why is his hair whiter now?

I fucking hate Heroes I swear.

Hard mode is Normal and Lunatic is Hard. All difficulties got scaled back one this gen.

never played it. what does it have to do with the subject

Been playing for the last two days, its already better than Fates and better than Awakening.

The crests user.
Here is Edelgard's natural hair colour.

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It's Heroes Death blow, not Fates Death Blow.

degenerate

Why did she dye it?

I want to FUCK Edelgard SO BAD

I want to bend her over a desk at the academy I want to RIP a hole in her tights and fuck her from behind pulling her hair until i cum inside her tight noble virgin pussy

I want to fuck her over and over again until I knock her up and permanently make my blood part of the Imperial line forever

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The fuck.
youtube.com/watch?v=JiRUaqWNBoQ&list=PLwDEuPBgBi4MbjfK2ltzwQBqWDtZT3Ydu&index=27&t=0s

I am going to put a baby in Manuela. That is all.

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She dyed so she could help you die.

fu ck

If I go blue, how early can I get lysithea. want to daughterwife her asap

Wow, supports actually look meaty this time around.

Are you sure? She's at least 39 years old post timeskip.

Have you not learned to not stick your dick in crazy people user?

I wouldn't open this webm if you don't like spoilers.

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I want to hug shota Dimitri!

Dimitri is fucking based
Fuck Gorillas

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well, why is that bad? I always felt like Fates Death Blow was kind of clowny

Supports are like THAT now?! Looks like it's the end for those fan supports.

What's your point?

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THE TIME HAS FINALLY COME GOLDEN CHAD'S ASSEMBLE

>t. Edelgard false-flagging as Byleth

She's been abusing Crest power for a long time.

It's like the Joy pill in Lisa, the deterioration is slow, but all it takes is one pill for all of it to go downhill.
And if you take many pills over the course of years... You become a monster

I love Lorenz

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So crazy sticking your dick in you is ok then?
Another point for THE BOAR.

Lys needs Faith and Magic, and from the sound of things you only need to be D+ so long as you shower the target with gifts and build support.

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>Edgelord looking goofy with her helmet on
>Dimitri barehanding a bunch of armored shitters
Kino.

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Looks better with her mask on.

i am drinking milk right now

Why did she get to die painlessly.

Heroes death blow is just quick draw, no need to rename it in th if that’s the case

Anyone got a pic of Ignatz as a dancer? his stats are perfect for it, i'm gonna make him one.

I want to make this shy little nerdy gayboy prance around dressed like a slut.

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While the art and CG aren't super good, the scenes themselves are.
>executed in the name of the church

why didn't she try and stab him like Dimitri?

14 minutes guys :)

ANY GOOD EDELGARD DOUJINS YET

MY DICK NEEDS IT I AM SO HORNY AFTER READING THIS

I suppose that's true but I guess they wanted it on Brigands instead

Calm down Catherine.

The male dancer outfit looks like a toga and isn't very revealing.

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Anybody know if you can build support in battle with rented students? I’m trying to see how I can get both Bernie and Marianne in the Blue Lions.

>Patrick Seitz is the ADV this time around
Huh, so that's why the dub sounds so good

ROMA

Because despite her actions, they cared the very little for her to die like that.
She asks him to kill her because she doesn't want to raise her sword against him.

Is Sensei the only person Ega gives a damn about or something?

Not bad, too bad it isn't more revealing tho.

i heard each character looks different even as the same job, is that false?

Neat

She cares about Dimitri, and kinda resents him for not rescuing her as a child.
The whole reason she attacks him is to force him to kill her, because she's the only family he has left but she knows she'll just do the same shit all over again.

I'm probably gonna get drunk since it makes me sleepy. But that's hoping that I'll be able to play at midnight, which more than likely won't happen.

He did a good job on Awakening and Echoes. My respect for him

Can you declass to learn skills from lower tiers or not?

Ragnabro was a voice director? Didn't know that

Seitz and Wendee Lee do a fairly nice job.

While Seitz voiced Camus in it, he didn't do any voice directing for Echoes.

Good, he's great at what he does

Does the game release at midnight?

The dub sounds pretty fantastic this time, and I always thought it was good in Awakening as well.
As with everything else that went wrong, I wonder what in the flying fuck happened with Fates that even the fucking voice track was shit.

terribly

Is that Scorpionbro and the dude who voiced Ragna? I liked him as Hector too.

It's out now for me

Do the Amiibo do anything in this game? Can I get Alm and add him to my team?

Haven't played yet, but apparently they unlock items and music
Don't know if there's a way to get said items/music otherwise

Route impressions from a reviewer

BE (With): Short, touches on very little
BE (Against): Full, relatively satisfying conclusion
GD: Haven’t seen personally, but my understanding is that it’s a pretty good ending by people who have
BL: Like BE With, very frustrating and just randomly ends

Did the Japs figure out what kino means yet?

BE Against is the church yeah?

Yeah.

The default ending if you don't marry anyone in the game is ending up with Sothis (the dragon loli granny).

>he let someone die

jesus, im playing on HARD faggot and i lost NO ONE.

>BL: Like BE With, very frustrating and just randomly ends
>
>literally ends after killing Eldegard
>randomly

Edelgard attacks Dimitri because she knows he won't kill her otherwise. It's the only way to free her from Crest AIDS

Its game over if they die

Eating Fish with Flayn! Forever!

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Once you pass a class exam you can change into it freely.

>Not trusting your future wife enough to go let her party for a couple days

Is this a bait post? I honestly can’t tell anymore. Have any of you actually spoken to a woman ever? My wife watches the kid when I go out with friends some times and vice versa. You are all retarded

>Blue Lions
>"Just randomly ends"
>When you kill Edelgard
Huh?

I’ll wait and buy it to show support to the devs.

Why did female Byleth have to get such a cluttered mess of a design while male Byleth gets a design that's clean and simple and cool?

Are Golden Deerfags still cucked with a shitty Fates route?

Only answer is if they actually expected some kind of retarded final boss behind the scenes or something, because the whole route builds up on her being the final boss and it's the only route where she's taken seriously enough as a villain to do that.

Because IS did him dirty in the end

Are there any routes where you don't get played like a stooge by at least one of the hidden factions? It seems like in every route you kill the other nobles and leave one bad guy alive.

It's just lore/infodump route, same with church.

twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/1154436147566841857
>oh yeah for the few of you that aren't waifufags loser dating sims lovers and cares about gameplay and challenge you will have to wait half a year xD
Why is this allowed? Hard mode is confirmed baby easy shit so I'll have to wait until the end of the year?

>have to wait for Amazon to deliver it
>estimated delivery time is "by 11 PM"
AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>can't actually marry the DILFs

So right now it seems like Edgelord's route might be the worst one overall?

is ally (green) characters die are they gone for good? Gilbert got himself killed by the demon thing.

Church end route is pretty good though if you didn't marry anyone that is.

It's probably referring to the church's route, I've heard they rehash a ton from Claude and Dimitri

>bunch of faggots complaining about muh gay representation
their seething might be the most fun part of this whole thing

please respond. Dogshit AI initiates an attack when he knows he will fucking die.

I doubt it, seems like most effortm went into her route and Dimitri's, just that they don't particularly expand on the backstory.
Obviously if you hate her story in itself you probably hate the route.

>Cassandra Lee Morris voices Yubel from yugioh GX and Morgana from Persona

For me it's
Blue Lions > Church > Golden Deer > Black Eagles

>Edelgard is Walhart/Rudolf but you actually get to side with them for once
fucking thank god

so is there a "best" order to do the routes?

why exactly is the art for this anime harry potter so bad and amateur?
how does the mobile game have better quality art than the main CONSOLE game?

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Just separate Church and Eagles so you don't have to play the same house consecutively

because the mobile game doesn't have to try at anything else.

Edelgard and Dimitri are the main conflict, Claude is leftover plot and Rhea is leftover plot and rehashes.
So maybe Eagles>lions>deers>Church?
Better not do church before lions or deers because it borrows from them while probably being worse for it.

wait, do you get Edgelord in two routes? or do you betray her in the Church route?

Why does Edelgard have Rinnegan?

Is she typcasted as Tulpas?

those are just crazy eyes

>do you betray her in the Church route?
Something like that, yes.

FE Kino is back honestly. Alfonse and Lif was pretty great, reminded me a lot of Shirou vs Archer

because the mobile art dont have to be adapted to 3d models.

How is Edelgard's game play? Good maps? Good challenges? Fun bosses? All the batshit insane teasers I read made me want to join the eagles.

What the fuck is this shit

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>sometimes get UPS stuff around 10-11AM
>know it'll be delivered at like 5PM tomorrow
>for the first time ever Amazon is telling me to expect a delivery BEFORE 11PM

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You know how Persona has the calendar that shows you what other people did on that day? It's basically for that

She has a costume that isn’t shit. Can’t remember how you get it though, I think it’s buying the fucking season pass. I think I’ll just play as mbyleth.

Does Edgelord die in every route but her own? I've heard Claude sneaks away in one or two like the jew he is and I don't know anything about punished Dimitri.

Edgelord is too autistic to cut her losses so she always dies, yes

that doesn't make any sense. the character designer has no input in the game other than designing and drawing the characters
>because the mobile art dont have to be adapted to 3d models
youtube.com/watch?v=K3JO2fWD_1Y

She does.
Dimitri does too.
You can execute Claude and he runs away in church.
Rhea too.

they can dump a bunch of money on artists because there's probably like two gameplay devs and one UI dev.

What's the best order to play the routes in?
I was thinking Claude -> Dimitri -> Edgelord -> Church?

Rhea can die even in her own route. That's why I think the Churh is Byleth's end

Two hours more

This is kino as fuck. Who would've thought FEH would get a redemption arc in the writing department

Put Dimitri after Gorilla's route.

might want to split Edgelord and Church

I'm already downloading it, feels good sacrebleu

Casual or classic?

eat shit le cousin

5h30 left.

anyone know this? sucks the thread is filled with casuals who don't have the game yet.

The dragon with 3 HP bars killed him because I thought it only had two and the idiot attacked into him when he was low on HP.

So the Lords pretty much always die in every route but their own? That's metal.

I'm sorry for you... if it helps you feel any better I still have 1h30 to wait thanks to my shit internet

Sometimes I imagine what things would be like, had Fire Emblem Heroes been an actual game with multiple routes like Threw Houses. I really like the full blown mythology used, so it's a shame. I guess there's always future games.

the 3DS fire emblem games were made on a fraction of the budget of 3H yet they had hundreds of pieces of quality art all done by one person. 3H has no excuse for it's sloppy art.

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>literally only played Lions
Yea, score is good, but why don't they review the game properly by playing ALL ROUTES.

It's already out, but the update with Lunatic mode isn't available yet. Do I still go in bros?

I’m honestly thrilled

this is kino as fuck
who the fuck at nintendo fired yusuke kozaki for chinatsu kurahana?

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Play hard, it's decent until Lunatic comes out

>quality art

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>GD: Haven’t seen personally, but my understanding is that it’s a pretty good ending by people who have
t. absolute state of journos

I hate to tell you this but most of the games buyers are only going to play one route

I mean, if you don't think it's good after one route, the other three routes probably won't change your mind

Yeah, maybe I'll start another route on Hard and go Lunatic with Golden Chads.

>BE (With): Short, touches on very little
Literally touches on everything so you can have a fucking clue what's going on in other routes.

>BE (Against): Full, relatively satisfying conclusion
Literally just rehash of GD + BL route.

>GD: Haven’t seen personally, but my understanding is that it’s a pretty good ending by people who have
MAXKEK.JPG

>BL: Like BE With, very frustrating and just randomly ends
>kill Edelgard who absorbed all crest aids into her
>randomly ends

Why are retards like these getting payed, and even bigger question is why is anyone listening to them?

still better drawn and better designed than anything in 3H. the fact that all characters in awakening had full body art and ingame portraits gives 3H even less reason to be so bad.

Will it have casual mode?

Based, me too. He would have single-handedly fixed the crests issue with his plan, gigachad. Would S-support.

Journos are retarded and are mainly wanking GD route for brownie points even though majority of reviewers themselves called it as just filler.

>reveal trailer comes out
>everything looks like shit
>everyone hates it
>fast forward about a year
>timeskip is revealed
>literally everything was improved
>Dimitri becomes Punished Dimitri
>Edgelord memes become real
>Claude btfos trannies
>story becomes kino
>day before release
>everyone is excited
What went so fucking right?

>Fatchads came in and dabbed on Awakening shitters
>Echbroes did the same
>now 3Housers are ready to put the boots to them
Is this it? Is it finally over? Are we free?

>What went so fucking right?
nothing? they still look like shit

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the same shit happened when Fates was about to release, turns out it was shit too

Dimitri

My copy arrived a day early in the mail
But now I came back from work and it's almost 1am, not gonna bother tonight. Gonna enjoy it tomorrow.

Nothing. The game is still mediocre. Just slightly less so.

how did the hoes mad joke start

fuck it guys, i'm ordering it REEE

twitter/tumblr trannies

>tfw noob to fire emblem
>tfw no idea which house would be best for me
>tfw no idea about classes and stats and proficiency and anything
I'm going to fuck up, be very inefficient and probably miss a dozen hidden things cause I'll play without a guide, right?

How long until you guys get the game? about 4 hours for me. Gamestop here does 9pm releases the night before

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brits just got the game

I wouldn't worry about it

What at 11pm?

>tfw dropped this game a year ago
I still hope they use Zenith outside of mobileshit. Hell, it'd be the perfect setting for an actual soulful FE musou.

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its 12 where i'm at

I thought the UK was +0 GMT?

>listen to reviewer
>"one of the routes ends abruptly and is much shorter than the others"
great. with my luck i'll pick that one first and be too pissed off to play any of the others. fuck me.

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lewyn*

it is +1

unless all my clocks are fucked, its 12 over here

>expecting the church route to be equal to the advertised THREE HOUSES routes
???

Lewyn is the best character in FE period

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Didnt know which route was the shortest but now I do. Thanks user now I know which one to not do first.

Yes you filthy casual.

What's his deal?

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how did this happen?

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Is it this one Cause it seems like the guy is bullshitting.

Can someone tell me if the 4th route is the "true ending" route?
I've heard conflicting things.

Without spoilers, please.

Should I play with the house I assume to like the most right away?
or do I "keep" my favorite house for my non-idiot second playthrough where I use a proper guide and all?

>Package came in a bit early.
Well, I guess I'll see you guys in a few weeks. Thanks for the surprisingly fun pre-release threads.

Also, unabashedly shilling this. youtube.com/watch?v=jEE-FmAYRn4
Some anons told me a week ago that they were interested in the Genealogy video I was making.

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its not

No it's a rehash

youtu.be/1HC634QsAxY

>Had 3 days off to play FE
>Friday Sat Sun
>Boss calls and says you need to go to work those 3 days because another crucial employee got sick
Fucking

>bought Xeno2 in August
>still haven't finished it
Maybe I could gun for the end before 3H ships in, but I don't want to ruin my experience.

Seek help. I genuinely mean that you freak

You're comparing promotional art to an in-game portrait.
If you compared an Awakening portrait to a 3H one you'd realize they both look like shit.

No, this game apparently is doing what Fates tried to do and make the three routes different and no obvious canon route like Revalations

He is Death Knight

So what are the biggest negative points so far? Did it improve from Fates in terms of gameplay? Can I use almost all characters without gimping myself? Are the maps actually challenging without just throwing enemies with very specific skill sets at you?

i think three houses art is alright but next to awakening it really can't compare
i can't believe people actually bash on awakening's art and call it shit

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Biggest complaints have been graphics
Occasionally ugly textures with pop-in and frame dips

So it's nothing so far. Come on guys, I don't wanna buy another disappointment.

>shit art
>shit characters designs
>boring maps
>ugly graphics and textures
if you can get past that then it's a 7/10

Now that I actually have to pick I can't make a decision anymore, they're all endearing

Awakening's art is awful and so is 3H

Currently starting chapter 6, the ending of chapter 5 gave me depression Sigurd deserved better

TRUE ROMANS

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I've already seen the art and it's on the Switch, so that's roughly what I expect. I'm only curious how the maps are boring.

Edel is a pretty good mad king but she's not quite on Ashnard level

AVE IMPERATOR

Claude being the odd one out always makes me laugh

It should be Daenerys' crazy face

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based

Just stopped after playing it all day. A lot better then I expected. Lots of fun

Did all FE games have such polarizing choices that lead you to deciding which friends to kill?

Not since fates but that was only the one choice at the beginning for which route you want

>Rhea is your grandmother, because Rhea create your mother
>Rhea is your aunt, because your mother is a homunculus made by her mother's blood and is thus genetically like Rhea's sister
>Rhea is your sister, because she implanted her mother's soul to your mother and your mother who had her mother’s blood at that time gave birth to you
>Rhea is your great-grandmother, because Rhea created your mother as a human clone of her mother
>Rhea is your daughter because she implanted her mother's soul to you which eventually fuses with you completely
>Rhea is your wife because you can romance her and marry her
>Rhea is your daughter-in-law, because Rhea is married to you, and in certain perspective Rhea is also your daughter
>Rhea is your sister-in-law, because Rhea is married to you, and in certain perspective Rhea is also your sister
>Rhea is your aunt-in-law, because Rhea is married to you, and in certain perspective Rhea is also your aunt
>Rhea is your grandmother-in-law, because Rhea is married to you, and in certain perspective Rhea is also your grandmother
>Rhea is your great- grandmother-in-law, because Rhea is married to you, and in certain perspective Rhea is also your great-grandmother

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Wait, so why were there four difficulties datamined? I'm confused.

AHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WHY CANT I PLAY IT YET

>Tfw ended up playing 520 hours of XC2
Damn
No

So how is Dimitri's story? I'm worried about that after Fates. I don't want to buy the game if the story is as bad as Fates' was.

>picking up your phone when work calls

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I've only played Black Eagles, most of the maps are route with a few kill the boss and fewer objectives. They're mostly flat plains as well.

My company is anal about that. If I didn't I'd get reamed.

Does anyone else feel like the constant split storylines actually serves as a discredit? It feels like they can never nail down good endings/stories presumably because things are rushed and messy?

>tfw 4 day weekend
>tfw there are like 3 other people in my office who are taking time off to play FE too

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It focuses on Edelgard the most and him getting over his traumas and learning to live with them, letting go off his vengeance and getting over Edelgard. I would save it for the 2nd play after Eagles.

Arden x Tiltyu or you’re gay.

But you’re not even involved in like half those killings it’s just boar and gorilla chimping out on each other.

Thanks. I'm just not interested in playing the Black Eagles route, though. Hopefully Blue Lions can stand on its own.

Different user but my bosses get really pissed off if you don't pick up your phone on a day off. And they call all the fucking time.