ESA Summer Marathon

Stream1
Now: Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice
After: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City ($25%)

Stream2
Now: The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening DX
After: Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age

twitch.tv/esamarathon
twitch.tv/esamarathon2
twitch.tv/speedgaming (Side-Room Stream; no schedule)
esamarathon.com/schedule

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I claim her

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what happened with the RE4 run?

rates
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First for facesitting and cunnilingus

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I already pissed on her to mark her as mine.

Heather Graham: Speedrunner Edition

youtube.com/watch?v=XbxkILRsubw

But will you raise my son as well?

>these boss "fights"
And people have to nerve to call DS2 a bad game, loll

is sayvi losing?

Lick her belly, bros.

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Brave of Tifa to wear zipper pants like that with labias the size of a wind sail

Stream 2 Zelda chads where you at?

im gonna lick the area under her bobs

Not again

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You just know the german mommy has a buttplug on at the moment

>her
>she
guys I can't possible give (You)'s to all of you.

Why not just have them share the same controller

God, his wife probably goes crazy on his cock.

>Have it open but not really watching
>Playing some vidya instead

Tifa is unplowed.

Right here mainly because I don't wanna have Sekiro spoiled as I have yet to play it

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You just know that I have a buttplug in at the moment

>Not licking dingleberries instead

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he is low key trying to fuck up the run

good decision

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you better be a mom

You just know that I have a chastity cage on at the moment

Imagine touching the same controller as Sayvi

>low key

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here

Why do all these streamers have severe mental issues? Most of the female ones too. They are on all kinds of weird fucking depression meds and stuff.

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tl;dr on this video pls

but who is shooting the missiles ?

Would've been nice if we got sekiro mobility (with or without prosthetic arm) combined with trick weapons from Bloodborne

playing shitgames, watching and posting a cute

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no

Friends, what are the odds that the venue isn't air conned?

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these weren't medical issues 5 years ago

Lies.

You don't try to entertain for a living while simultaneously hiding in your house unless you've got serious social/mental ailments. The need for social interaction with the simultaneous aversion to social interaction breeds inner turmoil where these people are constantly being pulled apart.

When's Etriam?

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>Guys what if game had bloodborne thing
Stop

>still can't post images

Why does the faggot tech team keep changing random settings on the capture card?

>Two streams
For fucks sake, why?

Cause of the random blue screens

>he wouldn't want some of that shit
Fine, more weapons in general outside of the tools.

HIgh. Sweaty Sayvi asscrack.

most females have mental issues period
a woman's entire psyche is based around her relationship with her father. women are wired to be told what to do and how to behave by a man, and if their father isn't around to show them how to interact with the world they go fucking bonkers

Where exactly is this taking place?

Would have been nice if it was actually Tenchu as was predicted but no instead it's Dark Souls with less replayability

>Guys what if game had fun mechanic
Yeah I know, I hate when people say that too.

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Yes

cutie on stream 2

My WIFE saved the run. I'm so proud.

advanced throwing puts team 2 back in the lead, really makes you think

get used to it or pay up. finland had the file upload ban for a month after the last e3

the only Swedish section of Malmö, Sweden

Why not?

>Ninja Gaiden
>mediocre
thanks, I got two (2) cancers from reading that

Did they intentionally fuck up the Demon skip so they'd be synced again?

>a month
Man gookmoot's a jew.

Least fins aren't fucked with that now though

So, stream 1 or stream 2?

Malmö borg. A highly guarded keep where the runners were airdropped into.

>tfw no Germoid girl to impregnate so she'll have Mediterranean babies

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Squadmode and mute stream 1.

imagine being not white

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sweden

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what do you suggest?

>tfw want to watch gta
>tfw at least 30 minutes to wait

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Why was the country banned after e3? The last time I remember Finland being banned was when ylilauta anons spammed every board here with some retarded forced meme about an irrelevant Japanese/Finnish actor or some shit

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She cute.

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>Not white
Are you by any change a burger confusing Latin cultures with Latinos and other non-white cultures?

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Lmao called out serenitymiyazaki the kid who lost his shit trying to do the mikiri counter.

I need a german mommy

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM* FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

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So was Owl just that father who's proud of his son, but won't show affection cause he thinks being affectionate is showing weakness?

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>tfw want to watch SWAT4
GTA run should be kino.5 though

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Hope you like piss.

>shura showcase incentive
What's that?
Besides, wouldn't you have to try shura in order to technically get all memories due to routes?

>Everyone talking over eachother
Why is more than 2 runners allowed?

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i fucking love mydirtyhobby videos

and that's why comfy zelda it's the correct option

Hmm, nice tweet from the Zelda runner. I'm sure no one would have a problem with it.

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just ylilauta autism again. don't know what they did though, but the ban was only on Yea Forums

shura in this case means any% since its the fastest ending but they'll also do shura route on this

yup he's CANCELED.

man this sekiro game looks like shit

oh. The instance I'm referring to banned the country from every board

fuckin based

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>9 piece
Europoors cant afford 10 pieces

It says NG so I assume it's all available memories in the first run.

Not the nuggets! No!!!

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No, he wanted to use Wolf as a scapegoat/ tool to get what he wanted. considering It was Owl's shuriken that catches Wolf off guard if you beat Genichiro in the prologue. And It was Owl's sword that stabbed Wolf in the back after you beat Butterfly.
He just says he's proud at the end because you surpassed him as a Shinobi.

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mad lad

Well it was a very good race, you can't just go and call it mediocre.

10th piece goes to the refugee house as per swedish socialism

/our guy/ confirmed

There is not 1 latin speaking country that is white, well maybe Argentina but that's it.

I want Tifa to smother my face with her butt or boobs

Is left team choking now?

Can someone call an ambulance because I think there are 2 people choking in sweden right now

>Sayvi is ahead
My queen.

why lie

No. Owl doesn't care about anything but himself. You can say he's a little proud of Wolf, but only because he was forged by Owl himself

>Dist chokes
Of course. Fucking amerimutt.

>It was Owl's shuriken that catches Wolf off guard if you beat Genichiro in the prologue
Nope, just the nightjar ninja that is carrying Kuro

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You could clearly see that sayvi's hand was in his lap. She teased him.

Actual madman.

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THAT RUSSIAN BANTER LMAO

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What game did he run?

>emergency services
>in Malmo
ambulances can't make it to no-go zones

Latin cultures include Italy, Spain, Portugal, Malta, France, Monaco, etc, user.
But I'll forgive you, because like I said, Americans tend to see latin/latino and think about nasty mestizos.

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Dist just slaughtered Owl

so you can watch a good game if you're not interested in sekicringe

He's running Zelda on stream 2 right now.

>beheads final boss
>head doesn't go anywhere

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actually, it was Emma's dagger if you look closely enough.

>thinking any of those countries are white
I am French but come on man.

>the russian's partner was purposely fucking up and messing with him
of course she is

What the fuck is going on with swat 4? How many people are running it? Are all of these commentators?

Dan pls

>winning most of the race
>then choke

YASSS SLAY QUEEN

YIKES!

>My wife WON
Yesssssssssssss

>all memories
>no fire ishin and anna fight

fuck this trash

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Typical Sayvi luck

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OUR GIRL WON

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>dying to owl 2
lmaaaaaaaaao

someone explain this meme pls

Guys I'm eating this chocolate bar but it's so hot it's melting and my hands are all covered in chocolate now, what do I do?

What the fuck theres a 2nd Owl boss fight!?!

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Shura is coming up iirc. Or was that an unmet donation incentive?

HOW DO YOU GET BEAT BY A GIRL

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any% is coming up after this

>girl

>deliberately eating sugar
DUDE.............

I'm glad you're happy, now go back in your shed. It's time for me to please her.

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>expecting anything but cuckcorld doing anything to make the gamergirl win

So, Dist's reward for winning is he gets a threesome with Larxa and Sayvi but Sayvi gets to peg him.

>objectively worse team pulls ahead at last minute after being behind the entire run

races are turly trash. left team even did the lion's share of the commetnary, right was irrlevant unitl the very end of the run

Why do they hide their mouth when laughing?Is it a cultural thing?

Poor Dan. His partner is an asshole.

From what I heard the reward is him being the personal human toilet for sayvi and maral for the next 3 events.

>skips isshin's hardest form
talk about a turn off

howso

you should rub it all over your fat stomach and post a picture, for laughs haha

I was Dist2 to hit it

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>not getting spitroasted
He should have performed better.

Don't worry, we don't think of the so called "whites" as whites either. More like bleached,

>better team
>choked like a bitch when it mattered

Slow and steady.

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her natural hair colour looks better

I'm just glad he got to run something, being cucked out of DS 100% run was pretty bad

often times it's done by people who are self conscious about their teeth and smile/laugh, especially when they know that they are watched by thousands of viewers

ushebit was purposely fucking up and taking more time to switch controller to gain gamergirl points like the beta he is.

I would like to cram my entire had into her crotch, like that one horrifying video from the early 2000's with the bald man.

>friendzones

finally, no more shitborne

they learned it from anime

>More sekiro coming up before gta

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admit it, which one of you betas just donated so my wife could read out your dono

>lost 3 minutes in demon of hatred
>lost to owl
in all honesty, the demon of hatred was totally intentional, but owl was just a choke.

Sayvi is too good for Dist.

>Shout out to all of my brothers out there feeling friendzoned

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it's confirmed he's gotten head from sayvi at some point but larxa forgave him because she's a cuckqueen

>sekiro again
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>Another Sekiro run
GODDAMMIT I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR SO LONG I NEED TO SEE VICE CITY AND SWAT 4 I'M GONNA DIE STOOOOOP

I only donate to make Sayvi do weird faces

SAYVITV, GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME

It's seen as polite. Has to do with not accidentally showing people chewed food, and just progressed from there.

Incentive.

So there's more of this weeb garbage?
Guess I'm staying with LoZ

>literally just need to switch from two games to one for sekiro any%
>still need a ten minute setup block for this

shout outs to the tech crew

Why does the fact that his wife is watching his run and even seems interested make me smile?

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Any pics of the donation reader?

big if true

alright

Nah, he's just Danish.

>more shitkiro

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Just Bing it.

It's Larxa, cumbrain. Just google her

there's a comfy link's awakening run on the other stream

it's the pepe shirt girl

>you will never have a qt mommy wife that will be interested in your autistic hobbies
why even live bros

The Shura ending doesn't even take 30 mins, relax fags

There's hope user.

>Sayvi still there
Nice

Does Sayvi go for 5'3 manlets?

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It's a women thing, regardless of nationality. Just pay attention when people laugh. Men rarely do that, and when they do it's a bit off-putting, it feels really unmasculine.

Why does Yea Forums hate Sekiro now?

go aHead

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Yeah, I've been watching it but I'm gonna fucking pass out in my chair if they don't start the Vice City run soon.

>more shitkiro

STREAM 2 TIME

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Not jaded((yet)...and that's a good thing!))

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>watching stream 2 over kino sekiro, based gta vc, and /our guys/ swat 4 runners


fuck off stream 2 queers

>Larxa needs a pee break

>ywn take Larxa to the bathroom and listen to her pee

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>I too need to go to the bathroom
oh shit here we go

How tall is she?

Today was to hot for even watching ESA. What were the highlight since 20$ Yakuza?

Contrarians

>larxa will never use you as a human toilet

How old?

Someone redpill me on $20%, what the fuck is it?

Is she a tranny?

except sekiro wasn't kino and the other games didn't even start.

why are women such thots?

a fucking man

The highlight of ESA

Yes. She's only interested in men who are shota-like in stature.

People who donate $20 or more can give orders to the runner or audience and they have to comply.

There was actually a pic of Dist does and his fucking sneakers had heels that were like 2 inches thick. When will they learn.

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>Sekiro
>again
oh ok.

what was the setting?

give them 20 bucks and make a request. Shit like go high 5 someone in the crowd, take away the runner's mouse or whatever

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with a 20% Donation you can make the runner or audience to silly things.
Metako did 30 pushups last night

>More Sekiro shit
Leaving again

>all women are thots and roasties
>god im so lonely bros why wony she use me as her toilet

OKAY, I'M READY. HERE I GO!

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>thunder getting loud as fuck

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>Is she a tranny?
>she
>tranny
and no that's an actual woman

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Sounds cringy

>I will never finish Sekiro
>but i also don't want to spoil myself.

Hello stream 2

Watching anime until the Vice City run starts.

>he didn't see the glory that was the Yakuza run last night

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>that one fag white knighting for her even thoough she posts shit like this to her public social media

she wants to get gang raped, any non virgin can tell

>tfw user uses my Asobi Asobase OC as the image for his thread

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She's a girlish boy

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Don't post or talk about Larxa on this shithole you stupid desperate dipshits. She's too pure for that.

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It has the potential to be, but so far it hasn't been.

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that's the thing, they are not perverted enough

Leonis really looks like a battle scarred hero here.

Based Ela fucked Maral in her prime.

reminder that vice city run will undoubtedly be forced cringe without base metako and based foob to carry the run

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Fuck you, you piece of dog shit.

>short haired Larxa
Oh my god

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>goes full on with the beta faggotry
>gee guys why they only talk to me when I give them money
if you faggots at least got to fuck the girl I would understand. but not even that. holy shit I want to see your kind dead

Women are plenty perverted, you just dont know any who want to be perverted with you.

Sayvi is pure, tho...

gonna send her a dick pic solely because i'm sick of you posting in these threads

Metako will be there, but not sure if he's hosting or just gonna be in the audience.

Asmongold-looking floozy!

different category chump

what did user mean by this?

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>five hours til there are any shit runs that i'll be free to buy junk food during

feels bad man.jpg

>Froob having an anxiety attack followed by pure bliss every time someone touched him
>Started opening up more and more and rocked the show

The guy had a fucking psychological break through last night

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concentrate on the run, Dist

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nice

Literally just just back with food to watch the Vice City run FUCK THIS GAY SHIT

Who is the most pure speedrunner?
For me it's Linkus7

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Calm down, Dist.

late twenties

You are so fucking lucky I can't just fucking curb stomp your ass right now.

on one hand i want people to just keep donating for him to participate regardless but on the other he sat through a near 8 hour FF7 run so i just want him to rest

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I think she cucked him and he wasn't allowed to even sleep next to her.

Blue balls on stream 2.

literally what happened, feedback?

was it autism?

What happened there?

Y'all were saying the Yakuza run would be forced cringe before it started too.

The rapid fire donation part was seriously like walking into a fucking mental hospital.

Fucking based once again.

Channel that energy into the run, Dist. Good boy.

>too pure
Somebody hasn't looked at her deviantart.

it was feedback. Very loud

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I don't stalk her like a little cuckold like you do my man.

Cosmo.

Werster. He is devoted and LOYAL to Misty.

r8r8r8 second stream

>zzzekiro again

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Larxa

What is this game DaS meets Naruto?

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died with =/= died from

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>Sekiro still going
I WANT MY VICE CITY AND I WANT IT NOW

Wholesome/10

nice zelda run

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He said he has done marathon runs of Final Fantasy 1-12 in a row for like 30 hours so he is a beast with crazy endurance. He's already done a ton this ESA. He's my favorite part of the entire event so far.

more often than not gta runs are pretty good though. I don't know if Josh is there but he can be pretty embarrassing, I'll give you that. In particular he references his own stuff too damn much.

>when his wife held his hand during the wind fish ballad
too pure and wholesome for my heart

Zelda was really nice.

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7/10 nice and comfy

>perelious attacks

CUTE PRECIOUS WIFE

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>wow that's a cute doggo, what's he gonna do
>what's that?
>oh wow
>on ho
>whyyy

B-bros? I thought she was pure?!

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fucking dogs are stupid

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Sayvi, pure to the point of being a potato

7/10 - really nice, comfy run

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josh will be asleep, but he'll get up and do something if someone donates $250

Blueglass aka Yellow Shirt Guy

Very wholesome/10

shoes look normal to me

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She's a memelord. Just go find all of her Pepe shirts that she also wears in public.

>being a salty edgelord
fuck off

>She
Kys, Dist.

Those soles are huge though

>Shygal shirt
Nice.

9/10

Any rational dog in China would do the same

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she's industrious I guess, shit like that is straight money on twitch

>socks and sandals

my kind of gal

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this sekiro game looks very pretty

but the combat genuinely looks like fucking ass, especially some of these boss battles

Larxa looks fucking weird

She's a hapa I think.

It's the nose

They still have the donate the $25 for a 1 in 1 billion chance of winning a $600 monitor incentive?

He didn't take his estrogen supplement this morning.

>runner reveals at the end of his run that a loved one is currently going through the illness they are fighting through charity
Who did this best? My vote is for that one lad doing Barkley Shut up and Jam Gaiden at GDQ

The combat is actually pretty fun, as long as you don't cheese them with speedstrats it has quite a few satisfying boss fights

What was the guy filming? What did he expect to happen?

pretty much 90% of the bosses are cheesed and enemies get skipped in the speedrun, it's pretty good casually

STFU about your beta crush you annoying fucks. Shit up another thread with it

nice

>fucks up a skip
>has to repeat the same 4 minutes again

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>AKA Yellow Shirt Guy
Please die

unironically this, but it's Yea Forums man, they can't shut up about a girl "just like [them]"

I think $25 will enter you a chance to win the monitor, but I'm not sure. It says on the donation page

Good luck on your war against all of Yea Forums.

Inbreds like you should be gassed

>literal cheating

what a run

Damn, Sayvi is such an autist. Why is she so perfect, bros? We don't deserve her.

It's not great. Fun to explore and discover new areas, but the combat itself gets very boring and repetitive around the halfway point of the game.

looks like she has a lazy eye

the only crushing larxa does is crushing my head between her thighs

Why are people obsessed with that girl? She's average looking and kinda stupid apparently, she keeps fucking up her only job.

Knock it off and Fuck off already you stupid dipshit

gotta go fast

I think the combat is pretty fantastic but it took me a while to get used to coming from dark souls and the game felt very frustrating before that point

Catty bitches fuck off back to tumblr

Does Sayvi stream any interesting games usually?

This, but unironically.

>shes on record saying she's 5'1
>barely a fucking inch taller than her with shoes
>is same height as her without

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Think lately it has mostly been CS:GO and Fortnite, when she isn't practicing Sekiro for an event

Yeah, she frequently does cum races where she races the audience to who can cum first, her or them. It's a fun game.

I'm going to be honest with you. Your shitposting isn't welcome here. All you're doing is posting off topic inflammatory posts non-stop. We're here to talk about the runs and runners at these events.

I think I remember him saying he's 5'8 on stream once

I'm actually surprised how many streamers are short. Through stream they look taller.

>4 seconds isn't considered a big time save in a speedrun
Nice let's play you've got going here.

Now I'm starting to like the guy.

nothing about her looks asian bruh, apart from brown eyes

Dist is no 5'8, lmao. Larxa is super short.

>FFXII
>3.30
I never got to play this one, but is it really that short?

She's pure and asexual.

Yeah, but when she was streaming from the practice room with Ben the other night someone in there said that the reason she looks younger than 27 is because of her asian genes.

No you're not. You're just shitting up these threads by going on her Twitter and IG accounts and posting her pics on here you fucking retard.

>Thunder clap
Fuck. Just start before the GTA run why don't you.

I don't know but I'm sure he said something like that. Definitely much more than 5'3 or whatever you think judging by him next to Larxa.

You serious? She looks exactly like a female Elliot Rodgers.

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which is exactly why i want to have children with her

nigger do you really expect people here to still remember his ass without descriptions?

i'd rather watch another dark souls run than this shit

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I'm not the one doing that. But I'm also not getting triggered when people post pictures of speedrunners and hosts attending ESA in threads about ESA while ESA is happening. Your white knight shitposting is getting old. You act like you want to discuss the event but you never pass up an opportunity to stir up more off-topic shit.

Eleliot was white brah

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>have to decide between gta 25% or ff12

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Literally the same nose.

He's only two inches or so taller than her, someone who is 5'8 would tower over her.

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I think I remember him saying 5'9" or 5'10" one time but I may be wrong

this. no asian country gives you a schnozz like that

and thats a cute thing!

>civilized
>intelligent
>sophisticated

Caleb and him were on stream during GDQ and even a manlet like Caleb towered over Dist.

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V I C E
C I T Y

>photo proof right there
>still in denial

When will they learn

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>CS:GO and Fortnite
Dropped. Holy shit

>Vice City all missions $25%
Is this speedkino?

>There's still 4 fucking hours until the Vice City and SWAT runs are completed

I really don't know if I'm gonna make it, bros. Sleep is trying to take me down.

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Time for more GTA fun

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I heard that the DMC run is just abusing Faust? Is it worth staying up for it?

The more normans catch wind of being able to make people do stupid shit the worse the shit will become. Not original. Not funny. The lame donations will drown out all of the clever ones.

>Already close as fuck and now raining heavy all of a sudden
Guess I might have to use my fucking phone instead now.
Holy shit.

Doesn't that take a lot of grinding that would take longer or are they not using a fresh save?

They are overdoing those dollar% runs a bit.

>mods deleting questions about EBen

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The DMC memeposting should be fun, and the runner is cool but dunno what the speedrun is actually like.

Let's hope that at least Vice City doesn't fall victim to that before the idea goes downhill.

Again two runs i want to watch. GTA is always fun, but FF is always comfy.

Btw how was Big Jon golf? He seemed to barely be awake just before the run

Oh my bad, the one I mentioned is NG+.
I guess they spam RI on every boss then.

>It's another race
I'm out. I'm gonna go play Tetris Effect and learn how to t-spin

VC! I hope it come close to the Yakuza run yesterday

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Well red orbs persist through saves anyway regardless of NG+, don't they? You might not be wrong.

#freeben

It was alright, but the fact he finally got to run it after 4 years of waiting made it magical.

Yeah i gotta pass on another 20$-% run.
They shouldn't overdo it or it becomes straining to watch.

He got the audience to do faggy little golf claps after he sunk the ball in ever hole

It was a little cathartic for him to run the first game he learned to speedrun at an event finally after being unjustly punished by GDQ for suggesting it live. It wasn't world record pace or anything but it was fun to watch Jon just be Jon; humble and thankful.

>one guy in the audience for FFXII run
Sad!

Why is Ultima wearing the US flag

>400$ monitor
>TFT TN
lmao

It's not NG+

SuccinctAndPunchy ran silent hill at ESA2017, he got upstaged by a man eating chicken nuggets, the announcer could barely speak english and started calling him susan, and he was fucking furious about it.

>it's Iceplug

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he is team kz frew

holy shit he's zooming

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>Burger flag
YIKES

>Hrrrkkk cough
>You buying our shirts yet, kid?

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Speaking of $25%, should I buy Yakuza 0 for $10? Never played any of the games.

I thought you were memeing me, my sides

Based Iceplug

I'm personally not buying and playing any of them until I can get all of them on PC so I can play them in chronological order.

YES
>YES
YES
>YES
YES
>YES

stealthy as always

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yeah its fun

>another race
C'mon it's hard to see what's going on if you haven't seen it before when they are racing. Yawn.

0 is great. Just be aware if you like it and to back to older games they'll feel dated in comparison but still fun.

gameplay is pretty meh and/or repetitive if you don't care about the story

anyone have the surveillance drone image? i lost mine

100%

>This FFXII run

youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

>Mhmd

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So I just got home from the gym. How's ESA going so far?

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I found Sleeping Dogs entertaining despite honestly boiling down to pressing the same couple buttons and not that much variety in combat options. I know Yakuza is more sectioned off and not as open, but I'm not looking for another Sleeping Dogs either, I just want a cool action adventure game where I can kick some ass. Giving me some older beat 'em up vibes watching it, like Fighting Force.

Cute Ladaur incoming

I'm gonna have to check out this XII VOD because the odds of crazy shit happening in the GTA run is too high to ignore. Shame because it looks relaxing and informative without super annoying shit.

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yep, I don't get why FF is allowed and not unlimited health/damage/gil

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>sombreros
Oh this gonna be good.

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Holy shit Metako is still awake

>$25 dollars for Mhmd to shout "allahu akbar" while driving over all the civilians

Damn. There's a THICK girl in the background who looks like Maral.

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>metako back

did not expte that, fookin based

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>already putting rules
lol

>Not gonna say it was better than stream 1
>But

I mean, it's understandable.

>comfy FFXII run on left monitor
>intense GTA VC race on middle monitor
>zfg hundo attempts on right monitor
comfy bros WW@?

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cringe kino incoming lads

I want that black sweater girl to sit on my face.

Would GDQ ever do a $20% or are they too pussy for it?

We'll it's the main stream so the ycan't have huge delays.

Someone donate $25 for that guy in the GTA Marathon shirt to kiss that qt next to him

get out /fit/

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Donate $25

i'd like to fuck this fat pig with blue hair

yes yes give us your money% goyims

You should open the the stream and chat in popout windows and stack them on top of eachother on the side. You have too much wasted space, assuming you actually are using your second monitor for anime and didn't just set it up for the picture.

how is her english so fucking bad? i thought she was a swede, don't they have almost native level english speaking capabilities?

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I don't know why, but this setup screams "pretentious"

>stream 2 literally empty
stream2cucks having it rough this year

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Need rules otherwise you get dumb shit like not saying words with the vowel "e"

GDQ gets too many donations.

>intense GTA VC race
It hasn't even started yet

omg shut the hell up and start

came back, what are they explaining?

this is gonna be fucking trash, trying too hard to re capture the fun from yesterday. already pretty shit with how serious they're takin this

I am sitting in my room alone in the US.
:v(

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>he missed Yakuza $20%
Laughing at you.

>spending 15 minutes to explain what is common sense

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i dare the runner to yell ORB!!! as loud as they can!

can I donate to fuck this blue hair girl

OBEY THE RURUS

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dumb frogposter, she is doing this as it's her "online persona", she's faking the accent

Newfag spotted.

>chat's bored
kek

How was the Sekiru run?

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imagine this fucking explanation being 5 times shorter if just Metako explained it

TWITCH CHAT FALLING ASLEEP

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STOP EXPLAINING

Boredf now

Yeah this is gonna be trash.

I worry the same thing. Like when something becomes collectible so they start releasing things that are made to be collect so collecting them isn't actually fun.

I was the user that started the making the audience move seats meme. Cuck the front row by making them swap with the back. Also Sneed

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FUCK this
I'm going to sleep
I was so excited but they ruined it completely. First with Shitkiro and now this shit. Fuck ESA and fuck my mom

Just have Metako explain the rules next time

Americans are watching now

25 bucks for everyone in the audience to take off their socks and shoes

FUCKING GO ALREADY

>imagine having her as your gf and listening to this annoying voice day in day out

oof, I bet she's single because of her voice

you'll probably enjoy yakuza well enough, then. Contains a lot of beat em up, although the combos doesn't go completely crazy like in Bayonetta or DmC but I wish it did.

UNDERBOSS

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Why is FFXII looking like it's so sped up with movement

haha especially that girl in the front hahaha

No way they'll reach 4k LOL

>have donation rules up to 4500 bucks

seriously doubt they'll make that

Just imagine these rules at GDQ, they would need to limit them to 1 hour.

Most do. The exceptions are usually people from the Stockholm area, who are also usually considered to speak even Swedish poorly.

>and fuck my mom
Way ahead of you.

because it has a fast forward button

Runners doing donuts
LOL

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>Americans doing run
>immediately discuss bullets and freedom

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I love DMC but not every game's gotta be like that. It's downloading now. Best case, I got a game I like for $10, I've spent far more on complete pieces of shit.

Apparently it's acceptable to use Fast Forward in the Any% PS4 version because they are losers LMAO.

FUCK I got confused between the $25 donation thing and the GTA chaos run, I want chaos run

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>one screen is darker than the other
This is gonna bug me.

good

>Midi versions of the radio
Nice.

And?

Thanks.
Why can't more games have an inbuilt Fast foward function?

migrate

She's in the thread now monkaOMEGA

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, i didnt notice until you pointed it out. nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Nevermind she's a fat whore, now that qt in the US flag behind her, me gusta.

god i wish that redbull were me