Let's be honest, Yea Forums...

>parses don't mean shit, you just need to parse high

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I know it’s a result of being on Aether too long

In what universe are dancers doing 11k lmao. Every dancer I've seen has been a sub-9k shitter

The ones padded by dancers ofc

>11k

go ahead and post please

Considering their comment about GNB being for experienced tanks (because it has more buttons). I think they wanted to make WAR a newbie tank, as if less things to press makes it easier to play. They then just made DRK old WAR.

I'd be more mad if GNB wasn't so fun to play, but WAR was always aesthetically my favorite of the tanks

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>DNC and DRG buff each other
>still do subpar dps

sorry it's not exact senpai

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what is that from and are there colored catgirls in it too or only boys?

I meant collared not colored catgirls...

why are you acting like 100th 99th percentile parses are the norm for dancer lmao?

CATS remake

>9k on eden prime is 100th percentile for dancer
dancer is dead

You can actually see Personal vs Buffed DPS on FFlogs now.
Pretty cool feature that shows just how bad AST/NIN are in almost every way, while also showing that DNC is in a much better spot than people think if played well.

Worst fucking expansion by far

Stormblood was worse.

>play MCH
>Don’t care about my DPS or anyone else, just do my rotations
>only worry about timing my Drill with Reassemble
It’s a simple life

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only orange parse matters so there you go

mark kern is making fun of our game on stream xivbros...

who's that?

am i supposed to care who that is?

>those JUICY reassemble drill crits

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lead developer on wow vanilla

it works on casters and ranged too you dumb sack of shit

What did he say?

>hypercharge reassemble Drill crit

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>FUCK ASCIANS
>they wana rejoin the shards and use us to do it
>we must defy them
>we need to make men whole to do it
>we'll rejoin the shards to make men whole
>if you disagree with me you're retarded and needs the BLACK rose
Did the SB writers even read their script?

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youtube.com/watch?v=EHdF-qIl4wk

he's being a boomer and comparing everything to wow
he just got out of the tutorial

I like playing support classes cause I get the satisfaction of a job well done without the stress of drawing attention to myself. I can relax in the background while the dps I boosted gets all the attention and praise.
Although there was one guild I was in where I got recognized as a good healer.
>oh, you guys are doing [hard dungeon]? don't worry, you've got user with you. he's a great healer
>immediately feel the pressure to perform

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It was nonsense before we learned the rest of the shit in ShB. The Ascians wanted to sacrifice all non-original life to Zodiark after the rejoinings were complete. Varis's idea was to rejoin everything up to that point then rebel against his grandpa.

not really no, it's basically just a straight dps now which it was never great at to begin with

>Hit reassemble air anchor
>Drill naturally direct crits immediately after as well

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You strike me as an autist.

Frontlines can be fun if you aren't playing with a gaggle of complete retards and at least someone can guide the team, in which case its actually pretty fun
Rival Wings takes too fucking long and people can't use the robots right, Feast is alright with premades, otherwise its like playing with headless chickens
honestly looking forward to the new frontlines map

enough to qualify for autism bux?

11k on blm is 96th percentile. It's because of the big downtime in the middle

It's nice to see MCH finally get the love it deserved and see people enjoy playing it.

It's brilliant if you think about it. Yoshi doesn't want people to focus on parse performance but he also doesn't want to ban for something so simple. So just give everyone the ability to get stupid high numbers so none of it means anything anymore.

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It's still nonsense. I've only gotten to Il Maehg in Shb but what you said doesn't make him any less retarded. Ascians can't rejoin shit if the empire doesn't help them. Even if nobody helps the First and it falls, they still needed black rose spamming from the empire to cause the 8th calamity.

I haven't played since the end of stormblood msq where you kill zenos and end his ambition to fug the wol, which class is most fun now?

>Made FF Logs bow down and added a Rdps section

God bless

They can come up with another Light-aspected calamity. Or just release the black rose themselves. There's literally nothing stopping Emet-Selch from possessing a random Garlean general and releasing the black rose. But that's not the point. Varis wants mankind to return to their original state so they can stop fighting each other and live in a peaceful paradise. His idea was to let the Ascians rejoin them back together, and then kill the Ascians before they sacrificed all the other inferior life so the world would be at peace.

What do I level next?

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Generals belong on

and yet dancers only buff melee 99.999% of the time fag try again

Hall monitors belong on plebbit

Is he intentionally acting dumb to make the game look bad or what?

Some of the simplistic shit he can’t figure out is met with “WoW does X”

AST.

We basically got 3rd job this expansion
I barely ever saw MCH players in HW and SB

hand jobs

Varis wanted to rejoin the shards to make men whole again in order to rebel against ascians and to stop them meddling with man's business but lacked the critical information which is that the rejoined man is the same as ascians

>if there's only 1 race left we'll forever be at peace
>we'll trigger 6 more calamities to stop racism
>also I'ma leave out key details in my negotiation
>it's fine because racism is the only reason for war, and being shit at negotiation isn't racism
t.a guy that just fought a civil war for the throne

>video game discussion in /vg/
Yeah no. Fuck you.

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Anyone here have any knowledge of textools? Just want different Viera hair since the ones we have now are lackluster to me. Can I fuck anything up using it?

What's the most fun caster to lvl up 70-80? I need to unlock the caster role quests

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Still doing it for free?

BLM

RDM.

RDM.

Is mining a good way to make bank? I'm a poor fag

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Read the story of the Tower of Babel you brainlet.

>SEEKING THE PEACE OF REASON

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I want to know this too. I'm 38 and fuck is it boring. Is it at least worth it?

>but lacked the critical information which is that the rejoined man is the same as ascians
what a retarded thing to say.You don't suddenly become willing to sacrifice your entire world just because your soul becomes whole. He wanted everything the ascians wanted right up to the point where everyone is whole, then he wanted to rebel against them to stop them from sacrificing the world to zodiark

only really profitable if you collect mats for savage food and potions

I tried it out during HW and found it miserable to play, maybe I'll give it a shot in the future but I don't want to go through the 50-70 gap right now.
Already working on it, gonna get ARM to 80 today/tomorrow and keep working on the rest.
Being lazy with the beast tribe dailies really bit me in the ass, pre-60 crafting leveling is a fucking slow nightmare.

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>Join clear parties because want to help people clear
>but these same parties keep fucking up the same simple shit making it impossible
why do you people not. fucking. learn.

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If you get it to 80 soon to make bank off people still trying to lvl their crafting jobs.

>this fantasy character's plan is retarded
>no it's not, go read this other poorly written fantasy story you brainlet

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>I tried it out during HW and found it miserable to play, maybe I'll give it a shot in the future but I don't want to go through the 50-70 gap right now.
You fucking asked so you go play AST, right now.

So how do you approach a big pull as a white mage? Divine benis and regen seem like obvious ways to start but should i be blowing stuff like tetragramatron and benediction too? Im honestly not very familiar with all the tank classes but i do know they have big cooldowns that make them invincible for a while. Should i expect them to be liberal with those cooldowns while pulling?

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>zone into raid
>other tank immediately puts up tank stance
>wait for him to pull
>we just stand there for a minute
>put on tank stance myself
>they start fighting with me for aggro
Guess I'll just drop tank stance and shirk him but damn this shit gets annoying.

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>SHEEP IN A PEACELESS SEASON

Because it's a limbo period for pug clear parties. The people who haven't cleared yet are usually turbo shitters and you are playing with the bottom of the barrel.

>its not enough that the first's WoL's die in tragedy, their names reviled for eternity
>we have to put them down again, all while storytelling headaches remind us how they were just regular adventurers like us once

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Nigger the entire Ascian story is themed off of the Biblical beginnings of mankind. The sundering of worlds and races is the exact same thing as the aftermath of the Tower of Babel. Before, people were of one culture, language, and race. They were able to work together nearly to the point of divinity. Then they were splintered using language so that they'd form groups and fight amongst each other. Varis wanted to unite mankind so they could return to their true potential.

Rotate through your healing cooldowns as needed and mash Cure 2, if you have enough time to swiftcast without the tank dropping hit Holy until the whole pack is stun immune. Easy peasy, WHMnis by far the simplest dungeon healer.

Benison right before they start so it doesn't pull aggro.
I like swiftcasting Holy once the Tank has the pack settled, Assize into another Holy then just kind of go from there. Rotate your cooldowns and be use your lilies before hardcast spells.

I just...
I just want to buy a haircut...

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SONIC
BOOM
RINGS LOUD FROM THE ENGINES
IRONCLAD MURDER GONNA 'LIMINATE THE DISTANCE
AIN'T NO LANDERS GONNA TAKE US (NO)
COLD DUSTIN THE FLUSTERED IS SUPER-CALI-FUCKIN-TAGEOUS
SLOW DOWN (STOP) TAKIN NO HITS
ACCELERATIN PAST US BLAST US FIT TO TRANSMIT
SON TO THE FATHER TO THE MAKER'S OWN WAY
THERE'S A METHOD TO THE METAL ON THE METAL HIGHWAY

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benis :D, keep regen up, holy, any gcd, holy, holy. Then you keep casting holy while keeping the tank up with ogcd and solace. And drop misery when you got it.
If the tank shat his pants or end up without any defensive cd, drop asylum and temperance and time to john fucking madden your ogcds and spam solace and cure 2.

>have to get 18000 wolf marks for that
fucking kill me

Is there any lore about whether or not miqo'te keep actual cats as pets?

>actual track is mostly incomprehensible

Do NOT play AST, it was good in HW/SB now it is total shit.

Finish leveling your crafters.

Getting all tanks leveled, and is it just me or does WAR have shit for a mitigation rotation?
Do I really just use Rampart & Raw Intuition in rotation until Nascent Flash? Occasionally Shake it Off?

Literally takes less than 2 weeks doing your daily frontline.

Anyone else like looking at YouTube rage videos on xiv? It's a guilty pleasure for me. Usually because the video poster is at fault too.

youtu.be/TK2RSJAHEQ0

They don't consider themselves related to cats in any way, and are actually offended by the idea, so I don't see why they wouldn't.

Is there any lore about whether Miqo'te and Hrothgar are related

>Mfw I main Astro and monk
Am I just meant to suffer!?

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Here's your dungeon party.

sometimes I want to say this in some of my runs for fun but people are going to think I'm serious and get butthurt and causes me to double down.

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Only that catsluts take hrothgar's big barbed dick on the regular.

Yeah that's it, you little bitch. Unf unf UNF, take it like a good OT.

Aside for the anatman fiasco MNK seems to be on a really good spot right now tough

is there an ffxiv equivalent to
youtube.com/watch?v=HtvIYRrgZ04

>Not RPing a retard character to fuck with them.

This is a very unusual shitpost.

Why not play along, surely it can't be that often you get to play with roleplayers in dungeons.

Only Tornado Kick autists are unhappy with MNK right now

>STICKING THE PEAS IN THE FREEZER
>WORKING THE PEAS LAST SEASON
>THOSE CHIK A PEAS BE MY FAVORITE
>WORKING THE PEAS JUST SLEEPING

Arthars maybe.

HAVE YOU THANKED YOUR NINJA TODAY?

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Why would they think it's ok to make someone suffer through that

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Quiet, you beta OT! Don't even think about trying to touch my enmity or you'll take my provoke straight to your face.

Reminder that Arthars is a cheating retard and used exploits for his Titania kill

>queue in to Totorak
>tank and healer mention they are role playing
>sure whatever
>tank uses /panic and then runs the fuck around
>ask what the fuck is their problem
>"I'm RP'ing as someone who is scared of lightning lol"
>mfw
they made the most basic of pulls absolute fucking hell but I didn't want to suffer the queue again

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I remember reading that packs of miqo'te generally only have one male with the rest being his dedicated females. Could be that the hrothgar are that breeding male and other male miqo'te are the betas.
>The way y'shtola looked at ronar as he picked her up
You just know

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What did he do?

>Titania
>using cheat
>for titania
wut?

swiftcast + holy
presence of mind + thin air + holy spam

>I remember reading that packs of miqo'te generally only have one male with the rest being his dedicated females.
Just a Suncat thing

Miqo'te have other males, they just don't have the right to breed. The alpha is called the Nunh, Tias are cuckbitch beta boys.

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What do moons do

just watched the trailer
wtf with the dislikes and comments, did seriously noone seen Cats before? This trailer was pure kino

I was an AST main too, I even wasted my time getting the shitty eureka relic for it.

Why yoshida why.

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>Titania
lol, do you mean Twintania?
If so it was the whole log out during Death Sentence to bug Twintania out back in ARR shit and who the fuck cares, the fight was bugged and unkillable without exploits anyways

user I don't know how to tell you this, but you might be gay...

I didn't like TK autism, but Antman autism isn't any better

Now you know how WHM felt for years.

fuck the person who decided that this was a good idea

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Guys how do you get a Dodo horn, other than paying 16m Gil on the market board

thancred raped loli minfilia didnt he

What does this skill do?

They didn't have to gut AST to fix WHM, it makes no sense

I wanna fucking Alisaie little elven pussy

Well, it's not that bad.

platinum sacks from HoH, which i think come from floor 70+

Start using those GCDs for healing, healbitch. Gonna cry? Gonna cry healbitch?

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Run Floors 81-100 on HoH over and over and over until you luck out.

this is exactly what Cats is tho you retard
youtube.com/watch?v=XEIiqhx3BSk

didn't only one guild kill her with an exploit before blue garter got the legit world first?
you'd have to be a grade A faggot to exploit after that

its a good skill though, I use it during huge pull. and I WON'T die unlike living dead

Rape implies she doesn't want daddy's approval deep inside her.

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I don't follow top strats, what's up with Anatman? Are people actually just getting GL1, holding Anatman until GL4, then continuing? Is it really enough of a DPS increase to take over having fun doing it a different way? I assume they're doing it to save PB for DK>BS chains, only way I would justify it.

I still don't know if this is a good idea. I've asked around in Yea Forums and I'm getting mixed replies. What are thoughts around GNB grabbing mobs and superboliding as soon as they start to sit at full health.

That doesn't mean it's good. Maybe you gays and dragqueens should get some standards lmfao

We don't have a lot of references to pull from as there are very few Mooncat NPCs and only two male Mooncats.

Straight from the naming conventions though
>Miqo’te – Keepers of the Moon

>Female
>Unlike the Seekers of the Sun, the Keepers of the Moon is a highly matriarchal society, with family names passed down from the mother, not the father. It is said that some of these surnames have survived since the First Astral Era.

>The Keepers of the Moon lead more solitary lives, rarely forming communities of more than two or three families. Therefore, a tribal letter is not assigned to the names.

>The matriarchal strength is further displayed by the fact that female first names are short, one/two syllable constructions that closely resemble names used by male Seekers of the Sun.

>Unpronounced aitches are also present in the names.
- Okhi Nbolo
- Cemi Jinjahl
- Gota Jaab
- Sizha Epocan

>Male
>More evidence of how important the mother is to the Keepers of the Moon can be seen when looking at the names given to males. In addition to taking the mother’s surname, males also take the mother’s forename, adding a suffix (separated by an apostrophe) to the end to designate the order in which they were born.

First son: 'a
Second son: 'to
Third son: 'li
Fourth son: 'sae
Fifth son: 'ra
Sixth son: 'ir
Seventh son: 'wo
Eighth son: 'ya
Ninth son: 'zi
Tenth son: 'tan

- Okhi’a Nbolo
- Cemi’to Jinjahl
- Gota’li Jaab
- Sizha’sae Epocan

>Though there are ten suffixes listed above, rarely do even the largest Keeper of the Moon families have more than two or three sons. This is not by choice. Nature merely sees to it that more females are born to this race.

Basically, Moon Man Cats are momma's boys

Brings HP to 1 while also being invuln

Thank you. I'm guessing that's a Heavensward thing?

Mine a shit load of silver ore. Sell on auction house, make bank

Grants invincibility for 8 second, but also lowers your hp to 1.

...

stormblood

>I don't follow top strats, what's up with Anatman?
You weave it after you first GCD to get a second GL. You are at the mercy of server ticks, but even if you have to wait the full 3 seconds, it's still a dps increase over any other opener.

Was shortly after the blue gartr kill if I remember right, he streamed it and then when people told him what a fucking retard he is and that he deserved to be banned panicked and filed a bug report a few days after.
I like Arthars though, he's a good guy when he isn't putting on his obnoxious streaming persona.

Keepers of the Moon exile their men from their villages when they come of age. It's forbidden for men to live among the females, instead they spend their lives as drifters only briefly stopping in villages for a night or two to fuck as many bitches as they can. It's their solution to the low male population issue.

what would compel someone to play this race knowing this

Dang. A while yet then. I can wait.

It's the self-destruct button

Only gay men and fujos play male Miqo'te

It's not even autism, you use it once in an opener for a minuscule DPS increase and then it just becomes situational like it was meant to be.

maybe you should stop being a proud tasteless fuck and go to a theater once in your life

regardless, retards like you who don't like the original classic in the first place shouldn't complain about a movie remake being similar

What makes you think they changed AST to fix WHM?
They changed AST to change AST, nothing more.

Tornado Kick still existing when you have Six Sided Star is the problem

It was a fucking stupid change.

How is his personality outside his streaming persona? I don't know if I like him because he's technically a huge dick on stream. A funny asshole but he publically roasts people and I don't think that's cool.

>cats
>broadway
>taste
s-sweetie, i...

Better than Living Dead.

>DRK is the only tank in the game that can't solo T9 right now

>using gcds to heal
kek

This shit kept making me panic as a healer until i understood what was going on. I actually like it.

Double AST/Double DNC padded parses are not representative of how a class performs. Dancer does not do 11k DPS under any realistic scenario. Dancer has the lowest raid-DPS out of the ranged classes in a properly balanced group.

Honestly, why would you ever use it? If the healer can keep you alive without invulnerability, then you don't need it. And if you can't stay alive without it, then you will die in 8 seconds anyway.

Healbitch gonna cry? Healy weely hurt feelies? Baby bababa cry?

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How am I supposed to do something like this when Astro had one ogcd heal worth anything? Aspected benefict doesn't heal enough to keep people alive in its own.

you can cheese the tether mechanic easily in titania with a well timed superbolide. also white mage has benediction which pretty much cancels the 1 HP effect.

Lets you cheese mechanics that would otherwise kill you, like eating 3 Titania tethers

lets the healer DPS for 8 seconds without having to pay attention to your health

Looks like you've never done any extreme/savage.

>tfw I don't mind GCD healing but it's so ineffective and feels like crap across all 3 healers.
Never going to orange parse on any healer because I'm always the one overhealing due to never trusting my cohealer.
>Tank is at like 10% after eating way too many things at once.
>Cohealer still just casting Stone IV.
I'd love for healing to be more engaging but this green dps shit is just as bad as healers who never cast a dps spell in their life.

>that one friend who keeps posting about classic, but the moment you mention XIV he keeps saying "tranny tranny tranny lol seething bro?"

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he's probably the same guy that calls ffxiv "weeb" even though ffxiv is made by japanese people in japan.

>Pop Superbolide
>During the animation, I get Benediction’d
>See my health go from low to maxed out to 1 in less than a second
>Healer cusses me out and leaves
>This has happened multiple times

Fuck this skill.

I feel the same but also add in that I have phases where I miss 1 or 2 GCDs just to be like "fuck it, I'm gona spam card CDs" on my AST.

he's not. he just likes western shit more