AAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS

I think it’s his cousin, Ground Crawlman actually.

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Die Hardman.... ah get it? Like the movie? nothing but quality writing here folks. What's next Go Fuckyourself man? Certainly must have been what Kojima was doing instead of making a GOOD FUCKIN' GAME

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>"If I pull that off, will you die?"
>"It would be extremely painful..."
>"You're a big guy."
>"For you."
Woah, Kojima truly is a genius...
Was it kino?

Oh here is a good one, the director of this game has such a huge fucking ego he's calls this game its own genre. Yeah...."Strand" Genre. What's this bullshit supposed to be a genre of games no mortal human can "stand" without wanting to blow their brains out of boredom? Sorry Kojima, LGN beat you to the punch there

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>*whiiiirrrrrrrrrrTHUNK*
somebody please make a Death Stranding edit

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What is this board's obsession with sony taking nintendo up the ass

He dies every 21 minutes, and spends 3 minutes dead looking for his family on the other side. So he is probably getting sucked back to reality

Letting kojima without a tard wrangler make games was a mistake.

>KOJIMA YOU SQUINTY FUCKING SLANT YOU MADE A MOVIE NOT A VIDEO GAME

It gets (You)'s.

>old avgn
>casually reviews games as if he were James himself.
>even at his angriest, it feels genuine and how people would actually react
>Quotes are actually memorable for being funny
>skits were actually funny and had soul
>has control over the game, if it’s shit he turns it off when he wants
>are infinitely rewatchable, can put on in background anytime I wanna get comfy

>Modern avgn
>completely flanderizes the character.
>Has over the top fits that are super annoying and cringe, not how normal people act
>quotes are only memorable for how cringy they are
>skits are terribly unfunny and overuse green screen/bad effects, whereas the old ones actually try.
>games have control over him. Acts like he’s in actual pain rather than in shock at how bad they are.
>watch once just to see how bad they are, never wanna see again.

Please James just end it

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i wonder why James never does console reviews anymore
those are the best AVGN videos

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>20:59 min
>I sleep
>21 min
>real nigga hours

Didn't he do a console review in the last year? Some meme system with a CD drive that he had to put a paint bucket on top of.

What would you say is the cutoff between old and modern

Why is Angry Gameman here?

Does he plan on just killing himself for good if he manages to find them?

I havent gone back in a while, but it seems that the consensus is that the show ended with the ROB episode

Lmao.

*Blocks your path*

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IM DRINKING ROLLING ROCK

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Hhahahaha no "e" in "delete" ! Thats great!

what's up newfag?

For me, I think it’s still ok up until the toxic crusader episode. Lloyd Kaufman changed James for the worse

>only Yea Forums memes are ok! FUCK OFF!!!!!! le gay pornstars are funny!!!!!!

It was always unfunny trash

what's up newfag?

BILL

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+e

Definitely the ROB episode, but there were some good ones in the very early 100s though. Last episode I've seen is the Beavis and Butthead episode, and I don't think i'm going to bother checking out the others ones after it

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>it's alive! it's alive! how about it's ass it's AAAASSS

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>Episodes 1-3: Pilot era
>Episodes 4-14: Classical ANN era
>Episodes 15-58: Golden age AVGN era
>Episodes 59-100: Refined AVGN era
>Episodes 101-119: Decadent AVGN era
>Episodes 120-now: Nu AVGN era

you know it's true Yea Forums

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ASS

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This is actually really accurate

>jekyll & hyde not in S

Remember the great lighting and moodiness in the slasher episodes? Like how he actually kind of pulls off half-decent horror imagery while not taking things too seriously. Those were the best. compare those to the modern ones. I still like his stuff but it doesn't compare to the old ones

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>paperboy and alien 3 in A
>Independence Day and Christmas carol in D
>Nintendo world champions in F
Otherwise good list

Is Too Old to Die Young good?

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HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

YOU ARE THE VERY PREVAILER WHO PROTECTS RIGHT AND JUSTICE

Isn't it amazing how people are treating AVGN as someone to feel nostalgia over on the internet, while shitting on Doug Walker for being the e-celeb equivalent to Brendan Fraser?
Even Shadman's shit on Doug at one point.

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Refn as the AVGN is the absolute best thing to come out of Death Stranding

youtube.com/watch?v=2vdC2kl1_GQ

At least Brendan Fraser's making a comeback.

kino
youtube.com/watch?v=FkNlVB9SQi

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What was that supposed to be?

why oddyssey in F?

Selling ass for heroin

ON THE ROLLING ROCKER

because of the nerdy turd thing that barely qualifies as a joke

>dude gb2 reddit xd
>Yea Forums muh sekrit klub :(((

It's the fucking same as metal gear solid 5! The only difference is they gave you some fucking baby in a tank, and put you on some boring beach instead of a desert! Does the baby represent life, clones, maybe abortion? I don't know all I know is they should've aborted this fucking project. At least in mgs v you can ogle quiet's tits, ass and feet but here we've gotta stare at this inbred, melted skin looking fuck from some shit zombie show only retards and their moms care about. Death Stranding? Die-hard man? Just more amazing names from the guy who brought you... Hot coldman. OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. HOT COLDMAN. Does that slant eyed fuck even have any knowledge of English or did he leave his English dictionary at Konami? Oh yeah and he calls this a "social strand" game, because it's - get this, a game with CONNECTIONS. that's not a genre!! That's like me taking a shit and saying "oh no that's not a shit that's a fecal system". No wonder they kicked his no talent ass out! I'd rather take it up the ass from a gecko than play this heap of shit! Hideo Kojima? More like bad-games man, or false-prophet man, or ching Chong wikka wok noodle rice! DID YOU RIKE THAT?

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post only true kino AVGN quotes
>It's proof that Jesus died in vain and legally changed his middle name to "Fucking"

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That was the Amiga.

How many times did he die in this segment.

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING

CRAAAAAWWWWLLINNG IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN