When was the last time there was a really good Skater Vidya?

my penis go in slit though

>Ride a bike
Ride a motorcycle you faggot cyclist. Skateboards are cool, so are roller blades.

THUG was peak. Skate 2 refined a lot of shit from the original, but it feels like they never reached full potential of the series. Skate 3 was ok, felt a bit soulless.

it's fun

literal autism

aren't skateboards a lot less effort? I don't know, never rode one but it seems easier especially if you're on flat land

They aged pretty good. Skate 3 is fully playable on RPCS3 now so enjoy that rock solid framerate and 4k graphics if you got a decent rig.

t. Jealous femanon
kys

We will never be gay.

Is SkaterXL on steam any good?

>especially if you're on flat land

oh yes because sidewalks and roads are all perfectly flat.
ive seen so many casuals eat shit just from running over a crack on the road.

meh, i refunded

movement isn't bad, but you gotta rely on custom maps and the skater figure is really weird imo

i need a good skate game for pc so badly

damn, that sucks. it looks comfy.

Best skating game coming through. All you zoomers can fuck off with THUG. Nothing tops Thrasher and its soundtrack.
youtube.com/watch?v=G6XUsYuJclc

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all thps soundtracks weren't bad either desu
nice genre mix too most of the time

Nah man, fuck that casual shit.

Now THIS is a real skateboarding game for Men.

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Titflip+popdick shuvit+vagihana+cockslide+sucki grind+mctwist+roastbeef grab+creeper+dicksaster+egg plant+ho-ho+layback hair+nose pick+one dick manual+sex change+alley oop
8,008,135

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this game is so fucking good, you actually had to plan lines to clear stages on hard. running from the cop was always fun. and it does have the greatest tunes of any video game to date

>fawning over some completely average skater cause she has a slit
>completely average
I thought you were just being a cunt, but completely average is generous.

Is skateboarding coming back, bros?

>if you want to get around
skating isnt about "getting around"
do surfers go surfing to "get around"?

stupidass

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>Casuals

Literally anyone can get stuck in a crack, fucking pebbles are the worst.

not just the slit, but she's attractive. other girl skaters look like lesbians, or on some kinda drugs.

plus, she's got some nice knockers

I prefer a skateboard over a bike because it's easier to carry around.

FUCK YES DUDE I PLAYED THIS SO HARD

I hope so.

in games? probably not
irl it never left

>No PC port for the SKATE games ever

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o-oh alright cool dude, calm down.

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>it looks cool
when youre aged 6. when youre over the age of 12 you realize it's for faggots.

Dilate.

holy shit look at that cunt. oh wow sick you did the same exact flip over and over congratulations you dumb cunt wow that must've taken a lot of effort. you practiced for 500 hours and you finally pulled off some stupid ass worthless fucking no pressure "STUNT" go ahead and grimace at the fucking camera like the dumb chimp brained bitch you are...what the FUCK is that...also make sure to do it in front of dozens of uninterested men so maybe one of them will pop a boner as they're obviously trying not to die from heatstrokes hiding in the shade. What a fucking CUNT.

t. 12 year old

skateboarding was always a thing irl. it just died as a gaming fad like how guitar hero games died.

>exact same flip

>same flip

>both were murdered by activision

activision ruins everything they touch.

LOL
O
L

Perform intercourse.

incel

The simplest trick on a skateboard is a masterpiece of physics.

She looks better than all of you fujos combined. Stay fat and jealous bitch.

>tfw all your favorite Skate 2 realistic skate montages have been removed off youtube
It hurts bros. I want to go back

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You can play Skate 3 flawlessly on PC now as long as your PC isn't a toaster.

lol

Fucking god damn SHOOBIE.

THUGPRO

I miss comin home from school everyday and just loading up Skate 2 and playing in some lobbies for a good several hours, until someone invited me to a halo 3 custom or even a Conker Live and Reloaded match.

based

2004

Any kind of debris can be a death sentence. A few months ago I nearly flew into a car when my board came to a sudden halt because of an aluminum tealight container which blended with the road on the dimly lit road I was cruising on. I've been apprehensive about skating at night ever since.

how old are you

26.

thats funny. I'm the same age and only recently i've started recognizing how dangerous some shit is. When i go biking i think about how easy it'd be to break my wrist if i fell and put me on partial salary disability which would suck.

Any video games about ice skating for manly men like me?

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>tfw no QT skater gf.

It's not fair bros. I had a shot at one point but I was "in love" with someone else. Teenage me was a fucking idiot.

>downward flick
>no pop
Gross.

Also her tricks aren't leveled

have sex

she looks like my older sister

Yo hook me up with them digits senpai. I swear I'll take you to see some WWE matches and stuff while she's working,

BASED and truthpilled
imagine seeing that webm and sthinking it deserves its own thread

How about eating some calcium, magnesium, protein, and eggs / dietary cholesterol ...

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>look at me jump and wiggle around this board with wheels while it's in the air
who fucking cares

there's something hypnotizing about trayflips

Tfw no Rollerblading video games

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When they're done right, yes. This roastie can't do a decent one to save her life

I really don't see how consuming more Omega 3 will help with getting run over by a truck or falling head first into solid concrete at break neck speed.

Didn't you hear? With enough Omega-3, your bones will literally turn into adamantium, so no more broken bones ever again.

based practicalist

Its been so long since I've last skated. Thinking about getting back into it but its been a good 10 years

>woman does a thing
>incels seethe
Every time.

Jet set radio wtf?

If you like Skate 1/2 then SkaterXL is worth checking out, Skate 3 babies on the other hand are out of luck

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isn't this the most basic move in skakeboarding?

youtu.be/1U-cgn3cEGA
this thread is in dire need of rodney mullen

We've all been there man. Sucks when you look back and realize that girl you were "in love" with honestly had that great about her, and how much time you wasted chasing her.

Fucking look at that. That grace, such poise. Fuck I should get into rollerblading that's fucking cool.

She also has boobs, ass and a nice face

FS SHOVE IT

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