ESA Summer Marathon

Upload the one. You know which one I'm talking about.

god I fucking love menuing in speedruns

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In this whole Tifa discourse everyone seems to forget one crucial fact:

ASSES > TITS

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big jon is unironically the best streamer on twitch

For you

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UK
>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse.
thank you

It kind of is, but is it really? Some of the character designs like Cloud are pretty anime. Other than that... nothing about the story really is particularly anime. It's pretty original for an RPG too, for the time and to this day.

Would make me cum on the spot

FF7 Mains?

For me, it's Cloud, Tifa, Cid

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BIGGER

Rates:
pastebin.com/s53UFMeg

For me it's Cloud, Cid, Vincent

>yrw you finally are allowed to run your 1st speedrun from years back and be wholesome the whole run

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did you leave your vpn on my accident
this

>UK
Ah, you too?

Now we're talkin.

>the bald dude is commenting FF7 too
Did he sleep at all? I left after Castlevania.

Cloud, Cid, Yuffie
Always!

I miss Yuffie poster. Wonder what happened to them. Add Nanachi to that too and Lina.

You're correct, Yuffie's butt is her charm point right after her belly and unbuttoned shorts.

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>Also in the and uploaded some webms juts fine earlier

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based ruski (dmc4 and hitman) posted a fucking wall of text explaining his autism during his run twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqv76q

But that's wrong.

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Metako has ascended past such trivialities

for you

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He doesn't sleep. That bald patch is actually a solar power charging cell.

Why is the donation total so low compared to dgq? How do they get venues and stuff for these events?

>disregarding her muscly butte and thighs
gay

twitter was a mistake, what compells these people to think anyone, and I mean any other person than themselves, gives a flying shit about their tirades?

Thats it, Argentina is officially white now.

Don't worry, I'm sure Yuffieposter found his own Yuffie gf in real life.

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>Almost all of africa likes asses.
I dpn't even know why I'm surprised at that

Unironically this, breeding ground for narcissists

which FF or DQ game should I get for Android/mobile??

Because sponsors borrow stuff for charities gladly in Europe.
City of Malmö and hotel for the venue, Viewsonic for monitors and so on. The costs are low, donations are low because Europe in general prefers good taxation rather than charity scum shit.

>egypt
>boobs
I thought they wus kings?

>Part I - Destruction, Mending and Corruption.
ain't reading that shit

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That includes north africa too except for like one place

>How do they get venues and stuff
The city they're in is a sponsor and so either they've paid for a venue or a hotel in that city has signed on as a sponsor. A lot of staff are volunteers that are willing to work for charity instead of money launderers.

>Android/mobile??
only if you emulate, 4, 5 or 6.
if buying mobile version 7

I sure hope so.

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He's also gonna be on the Vice City run which is a few hours after this FF7 run. Dude is a fucking machine. He does long ass Final Fantasy marathons where he runs multiple games in a row, I believe.

Thanks for the info, user!

>butts > boobs
I will never understand you people. What's soappealing about butts?!
I mean, they can be nice sure, but they will never be a priority or focus!

For me its the asshole

lol

He has done marathons of he entire series up to XII or maybe even XIII before.

The lower half of the female body (ass, legs, and feet) is far more attractive than the upper half.

Gentleman & Scholar.

HP or DEF?

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>believing jew site statistics

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>asura's wrath

I like legs and feet too but the face is the most important!!!!!

JON HAS REACHED MAXIMUM BIG, THIS NIGGA CAN'T BE STOPPED

Nigga that's where the poo comes from, no piss or shit on team tits

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only one man can stop him now

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I agree, face is the best. For example Abella Danger, ugly ass moroccan arab jew face with a huge nose but amazing ass. Cant fap to her :/

Not if you only plow them from behind.

>HEY YA'LL WHO'S READY FOR SOME PLANETARY GOLF HUH? COME ON NOW, GIMME SOME GOLF CLAPS YOU MERE MORTALS

Wheelchair Cloud cracks me up.

females spotted
post assholes pls

You turn yourself on?

>huge nose
>ugly

Is Tifa having Vietnam flashacks?

What's the point of speedrunning a 7 hour game. Why.

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It can be a non issue but in abellas case her face is just ugly

my asshole is covered in hair

>can't appreciate a good butterface

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>Big jon took over the world
NICE

Fuck I love Twinsanity

It's a 70 hour game. The point is to optimise a game as best as humanly possible.

I only have sex with hookers and I never look them in the face when I'm fucking them.

cope harder, americlap :^)

just for you
for fun

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BIGGER

did I miss anything in the last 6 hours?

popular game twitch bux

You missed MOMMY

This picture angers me somewhat. If you're going to make a joke, don't defang it from the start, even against the source material.

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Tifa Cunnilingus

FF7 and the stream2 speed block which seemed to be going well.

That tranny on the left really isn't trying

how disrespectful toward themexicanrunner

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>assuming I am american
the nerve

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>Why do you waste everyone's time with having to read a stupid question you already know the answer to?

>shed
it's a coffin

lol...........cringe..........

Who's the middle one?

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me

Preemptive Strike wins again.

THIS IS THE PSYCHOTRON

What does the N stand for?

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Nugget

Numpty.

Neo :)

>incels paid $200 to name Tifa "mommy"

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You know what it stands for bitch

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NIGGER

Nugget

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Sephiroth leaving with Optimus Primes.

give birth

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Nine

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130 dollars, and some dipshit dropped 200 dollars 10 minutes too late to try to counter snipe.

>white countires love boobs
>niggers love asses
GEE

lmao at the crash run

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dont you say it

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>Illegal run
ARREST THIS MAN!

Iceland confirmed not white

MOMMY IS THE STRONGEST!!

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disgusting. that's not Tifa.

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>is a martial artist
>no muscles at all
YIKES

just like my chinese animation

>Final Fantasy XII wraps up Stream 2 today
>but it starts 30 minutes into the GTA race

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Would you lick her belly?

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>still unable to understand that ALL Tifa is a blessing
Oh brother...

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I'd stuff her guts full of materia, if you know what I mean.

She's a dex build.... yeah, that's the ticket.

>She's a dex build
Like Bruce Lee?
Hmm......

>that tiny waist
based

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link?

The Crash run is fucking amazing. Did they even playtest this shit? Sure a lot of shit is weird stuff than people won't get in a normal playthrough, but being able to skip barriers and shit just by jumping against the wall is fucking absurd.

it was rushed out

>the dude who did the Yakuza run is doing DMC5 later tonight
Oh shit

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That was like a fucking surrealist arthouse film.

i actually have no idea what the clip is about i havent watched it.. i just saw the title and thought it was funny.
twitch.tv/esamarathon/clip/LazyExpensiveSoybeanFutureMan

I heard that DMC5 is a shit speedgame

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>FFVII was developed from start to finish in just over a year
why is this impossible today?

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Yeah, but there will be good meme posting and the runner is cool.

>Best girl is shippable.
What did Nomura mean by this?

why does the dmc 4 russkie hate dmc5?

probably the loading scenes then

Graphics.

I hope there will be an animation where that monster rapes MOMMY so hard with that tongue and a big monster dick

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DURR CRUNCH

I see you are a man of culture as well

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>why is this impossible today?
Graphics

Because he realized his entire life revolves around speedrunning a single game and then DMC 5 removed some glitches from the game he spent years of his life learning. Such is life in the zone.

1 dude could texture model multiple objects in a day if he knew his shit, now you need to outsource that shit to hundreds of chinese or indian insects

what about them?

there are pin/grab animations that can happen on any party member

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IS Crash Bandicoot /m/?

Ni**ger

Shit, good point.

Game fidelity requirements have skyrocketed 10 fold but the tools used to create games have not undergone the same rate of improvements nor has a human's ability to work 10x more efficiently. There is remarkably little work put into making tools to create games easy and fast to use so every designer is having to grind against the grain at every turn.

Cool Crash run

I went to sleep and then work after the absolute miracle that was the Yakuza run.
Anything from the night I should check out?

Hadn't seen a run of that Crash before so it was pretty interesting.

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Is FFXV a good speedgame

have you even heard of it being run?

Good point

Was the Yakuza run really that good? I missed it.

>nips can't stop fapping over particle effects

yes

See this webm

one of the best runs ive ever seen not even joking

I actually love the FF XV combat system.

Carry Armor Chad destroying the run

The choking thus has begun.

But that's wrong. 20 years ago pretty much everybody when making games was writing their own engines from scratch. Try finding me a game today that doesn't use Unity, UE or one of the other dozen engines readily available.
The real answer is investors believe nobody will buy a game unless it has turbo realistic graphics, which is obviously erroneous.

gross

Only if you're into forced fake laughter and lolsorandumb reddit humor

the game was shit though.

based

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He is one of the only difficult bosses in the game compared to the rest, he earned the status of Chad

if you are low iq entertained easilly by twitch chat level humour then yes

How is the FF7 run? Couldn't stay up for it, had to go sleep.

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he even has a chad strut

total faggots

It had been comfy, but now Carry Armor is completely fucking wrecking the run singlehandedly.

THREE

THREE TIMES

Why don't they just come up with a better strat?

This wouldn't happen if Caleb was around.

Why did he attack himself!!!

Chad Armor is mouthfucking the run.

Caleb would have screamed and destroyed the controller

Yeah because Caleb wouldn't have been able to get past Demons Gate.

>Shoutout to Malmö
>Great city

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>robot is more dangerous than dragons, JENOVA, Weapons
Of course.

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absolutely based

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Until carry armor it was fantastic. Now, it's pricklier than asbestos underwear. It's heartbreaking watching what is happening after such good work.

god where is this from? I fuking love magical animu girls

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just give the controller to metako so he can 1shot it

TIME TO CHOKE

lrn2wait

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MOMMY PULLS THROUGH

You're not listening. It's easier to write an engine for a game like FF7 than it is to make a game look modern with unity or another engine. The tools aren't sophisticated enough for people to use quickly and intuitively so progress in games slows to a crawl. This is explicitly because the minimum requirements for graphics have risen in the eyes of the public. That's the difference between games back then and games today; how they look. How they play is still simple.

Triple Death Blow in a row here we go.

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>MOMMY
fucking goddamnit

THANK YOU MOMMY

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Battle Circuit on 2
time for UPGLADE

*Sips*
Why yes i DO ruin speedruns, how could you tell?

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>after such good work
he fumbled and lost step count around 4:45, that had already messed up the run. this being a live marathon was only reason to keep going.

I don't remember there being a sub minigame.

He's also been playing the entire run with input delay.

Were you even paying attention?

First time you steal the sub, and you can play it at the gold saucer

>he doesn't remember the sub
How else were you going to fight Emerald Weapon and get to the Sunken Ship?

Just woke up. I went to bed after gold what did i miss? should i be watching stream 1 or stream 2

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no one else playing ps2 games with the same recording setup they have that is causing that has complained about it.

In this anons defense, that minigame is over in less than a minute

>FF7
>Cuphead
>GTA:VC
Definitely Stream 1

Who want some grilled hot dog on this 34 Celsius day

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Ok, he's just lying then.

Boiled is better

Woo, mommy won

based MOMMY

or it's not that big of an issue especially once you get used to it

I'm still here user, I've done some bun posting but I've tried to do more video game related stuff this ESA. Also I think you're European and I'm American so we're like ships passing in the night. But I hope you're enjoying the ESA!

Over the course of 8 hours you have to do a lot of inputs. What's your time in this category since you know how it is to do this entire route and what it would be like to do it with input delay?

>Forgot you went into space
Jesus, I really need to replay this game.

based and truepilled

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>missed the majority of the best FF

fuck

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This is hot and sensual because you can get your shit chunks caught in your ass hair

I'll have some.

Falklander of Kiwi? Because the only people who like dag-nuts are those sheep fuckers.

Couldn't Sephiroth have summoned another meteor even if they destroyed the first one?

Final Fantasy is hella gay

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it just reforms
shit's magic yo

But MOMMY

>34

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its 37c here but its supposed to rain soon

Did anyone remember the name of that PC mod for FF7 they mentioned that changed stuff around with new bosses?

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Is that 43 °C? Where the fuck are you?

Only if he had the MP

new threat

Cheers.

New Threat.

The rain will just evaporate as soon as it hits the ground

Cheers to you too.

When water evaporates it cools its surroundings. That's the fundamental concept to why we sweat.

Caleb would have forgotten to buy batteries.

It is. Northern Germany. Near pic related.

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Wrong, liquid is cooler than solid that's why we sweat

rip nigga

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Don't mind me, just taking a cooling dip in this liquid aluminium.

lower saxony gang
literally nothing happening here gang

>yfw everyday from now on breaks a new record

global warming's a really popular speedgame

Plenty happening here, we've had like 7 wildfires these past 2 days.

yeah, yeah, boiling water is colder than ice. bravo. here's your (you).

I love hearing Metako talk about the older strats and how it's changed.

>The HOLY TRINITY OF SPEEDRUN GENRES
Platformers
FPS
Action/Advanture

>The UNHOLY TRINITY OF "LET'S PLAY"
Card Games
Racing Games
RPGs

We are all going to fucking die

DIAMOND YOU FAT FUCK GET OVER HERE

I hate RNG dependent games.

I only enjoy them when the runner "chokes" like a bitch on them like this guy was at carry armor

post YFW diamond weapon approaches you

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When everyone goes over estimate and you as the organizer made no effort to mitigate it.

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Ah, fair enough, playing games is always good.
And yeah, we are although my sleep cycles are royally fucked, still this ESA's been fun past few days.

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every thread until it's a meme eh bro?

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>XV has the diamond weapon in the movie and other materials
>can't fight it
what were they thinking

say what you want about rpgs but good menuing makes my peepee hard

It's too hard to make

If you want to stay cool, have a nice glass of milk!

Considering earlier runs bought in over 1000 bucks an hour? I don't really think they care.

Yeah dude, that DOOM speedrun the other day was great and not a complete shitshow piece of garbage.

Caleb would have died to bats.

The funny thing is that there have been more good rpg runs this ESA compared to fps runs.

CALEB IS IN THE PARKING LOT
AND HE LOOKS DISGRUNTLED

I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT

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K

SAY IT

Why would anyone propose to this gremlin?

Caleb Hart is shit and chokes all the time.

DOOM might border on RPG tier. Exception to the rule.
*rolls dice*
*menus*
THE PLEB FILTER

SOMEONE HIDE THE CONTROLLERS

I still love him

How far behind is he right now on this run or is he o right time. He died a few times

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BIGJON IS GONE, NO ONE CAN STOP HIM NOW

He's not too far behind. A couple of minutes.

The Dues Ex run was good.

>bigjon is gone
aw man really?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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SSSEEYMOUR

>audio glitch
YESSSSSS METAKO HAS SUMMONED ANOTHER FINAL FANTASY AUDIO GLITCH

Now this is the jenova theme I remember

twitch.tv/calebhart42/clip/GlutenFreeAlertCheeseSeemsGood

can't wait to see mutant hojo in the remake

I remember that. Always good to see him rage

AUDIO GLIIIITCH

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I'm feelin' it. The FF audio glitches are back.

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>victory fanfare forever
confident fucks!

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caleb is a manlet

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So is this it then? A twenty four hour long awful games block?

THEY
FUCKED

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REMINDER TIFA X CLOUD IS CANON STAY KEKED TIFA FAGS

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>7:35:00
>Estimate 7:40:00
They are going overestimate, aren't they?

I missed most of this FF7 run. How did the runner and chat like Tifa’s name?

He had a plane to catch about 4 hours after his golf run. And with a lad that big I assume he had to book himself on a cargo plane and they have longer book in times than commercial.

>gta on at same time as FFXII
why?

you retard

Yeah because of based Chad Carry Armor.

because one game is entertaining, the other isn't

i'd rather watch GTA for chokes

"We need to kill the viewer count on the stream"
"Bring out the RPGS"

Well, they are way behind schedule so who knows what the original times were.

10 minutes or so, probably

How far from ending are they?

they said 15/20 minutes

like 15 minutes

15 minutes

UH EXCUSE ME! YOUR OVER THE ESTIMATE

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NUGGET
U
G
G
E
T

The viewer count is at 17k right now, the highest I've seen it all week

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I forgot that was a FF run too.

I’m starting to develop a nugget fetish honestly

Let's Mosey!

manlets are always so high strung

twitch.tv/speedgaming

footsies tournament

>starting

this runner is annoying

DO DO DO DO DO

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Looks like another FGC meme game like Divekick

slapslapslap

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I wish that guy made a joke about nuggets, Susan would shut up instantly and probably start acting like some victim.

Based audio glitch donation

You see, Leonis is actually a nice guy while nuggy is a narcassistic manchild.

I still have no clue what the strategy to beating Bizarro Sephiroth is. To me it's always the same 45-minute grind where the target heals itself and arbitrarily dies.

what the fuck is that big fat white bat thing? is that a party member?

I have recently gotten back into drawing and also am learning to paint. Last night I began a piece of a nugget wearing a thong. I was moderately hard throughout the entirety of the process. I played with my balls through my sweatpants and imagined they were warm nuggets. I sniffed my fingers and I swear I could smell the aroma of McDonald’s nuggets. Today I plan to get the local(?) 100 nuggets for $10 special and let my imagination run wild. I will keep some for studies, some will be solely for anal play, some will be eaten, and the rest whatever my vivid imagination allows. I will ask for a variety of sauces, but I imagine I will mostly be making my own.

fogot link
clips.twitch.tv/CredulousBlightedHamsterNinjaGrumpy

Leonis is too much of an actual adult to care about a sperg having a tantrum.

nuggler i know that's you

It is

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That's cat sith, he's a huge cunt with bad limits

what a fucking faggot oh he quite literally is

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M O M M Y
O
M
M
Y

>everyone clapping along
So good

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>this song
So Fucking Good

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HAAH BAAH RENTATEETH FITABELLRENATEETH

SEPHIROTH

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>Clapping stops

Not all of them.
I'm 5'6 and chill and laid back as fuck

Hello Matthew sweet

How is Deathblow always landing?

MOMMY should be the one who gets to mommyslash last Sephiroth

Metako is the best bro.

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Mystile

>he will never be your friend

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OMMNIISSLAAASSSHHHH

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based run
based runner
based commentator
good energy
first time watching a FF run from start to finish, it was top comfy, thanks for recommending it bruhs

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7 runs are the only FF runs worth watching. They are always good.

Just find a real Irish person. They are literally all that friendly. Unless your English.

RATE!
RATE!
RATE!

>another run with metako on cam goes way over

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

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Good one Dave, good one Metako.

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7/10 wasn't a hundo

you'll welcome

Thank god that garbage is over.

He's gonna cry isn't he?

7/7

9/10 kept me enjoyed the whole way through

>first time watching a FF run from start to finish
Welcome to the club user, glad to have had you along for the ride

High tier. If it wasn't for carry fucking everything up it wouldn't been a supreme run

Those Tifas though.

did they do this over the top clapping because he is from burgerland?

>Tifa will NEVER look at you this way

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>tifa's cutscene tiddies

it was all worth it for this

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>I'll be giving it to the people who need it the most, so Metako...

Holy fuck top bants

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Mommy/10 Metako and the runner kept the run interesting

No. I think it's because he just beat a 40+ hour game in 8 hours live

*rolls a dice*
You
*flips a coin*
can't
*menus for 40% of the time*
handle
*skips dialogue for 30% of the time*
the
*tells a story that you had to be there for*
SOUL
*cracks*
*sips*

ff6 is great, 1, 2 and 4 are good too.
Of modern runs 7 isn't bad they made it fun, 8 is just crazy rng manipulation and x is kinda boring MIX/10.

It would have been dull without some fails. The entire entertainment potential of the SA chaos relay was in how much the chaos modifiers fucked up every important part of every mission.

how do you pronounce the ch in 'enchilada'
like 'k' i.e. 'chaos'
or like chi i.e. 'chipotle'

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Watch these 2 from a past ESA

youtube.com/watch?v=mw9nabyGIjQ
youtube.com/watch?v=dprOX6EiOow

Both amazing runs and 20$% is the best category

8 being broke 30 mins in with zero grinding is great.

chi.

9/10 They did really well together with commentary. The only really bad part was Chad Carry Armor, which was actually kinda funny for us. Also, we got ANOTHER FF audio glitch which is always wonderful.

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in-chill-ah-duh

But muh comfy.

JOSH!

Never forget how we got MOMMY Tifa in there.

hope you fellas are ready

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im really fucking excited for that swat 4 run

man, short hair eidgod really looks like moot

Still happy we btfo those other boring names in the last second

Eidgod has that weird German chad gene look, like Michael Shumacher or other Germans like so. The short hair really makes him handsome person with the facial structure.

>cucked the faggot who wanted to name tifa after his dead granny
>some white knight tried to save him with a last minute snipe but was too slow

this was just as kino as the actual run

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The commentary was good, explaining why they're doing x or what the current story synopsis is was good. The guard skip was stellar. The run didn't need a failure at all to be good, it's like saying a formula one race needs a crash to be good. You can watch peak performance run and be entertained without needing some spinout to jeer at.

>race
>race
>race
>clusterfuck
I'm going to miss having a single thing to fucking look at.

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>soulsshit
>gtashit
>but swat 4

kino

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>donate $250 for one of the blandest announcers to come down for it

yeah, i think i'm good

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>like 'k' i.e. 'chaos'
>or like chi i.e. 'chipotle'
Aren't they the same sounds?

Is this guy wearing a wig? Wtf is up with his hair?

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>co-op cuphead coming up
>more tiny screens for ants between the ads and the runner cam

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It's a comb-over to hide his receding hairline.

why is ESA's game selection so good this year? I've been almost been entertained throughout the whole week thus far. Admittedly, having a 2nd stream helps

guys can have long hair you know

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[CUPHEAD SOUNDS]

>Cuphead music blasting through Eidgod talking about Alzheimer
Haaah

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>watching this shit on my big screen tv

feels nice having a great view of everything, even in the 4 player races

it's better seen here from the venue

Yeah, having the 2nd stream really increases the chance of being able to find an enjoyable run to watch throughout the day, and it doesn't mean that you have to wait through the setup for the next game with nothing to watch.

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Till next time, bros

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what have I missed in the past 3 days? I was banned.

>he doesn't watch twitch on his 100" 10k TV
mediamarkt.de/de/product/_samsung-gq98q950rgtxzg-2534495.html

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You missed posting. Loo-hoo-zer-her.

lets be real, GTA is gonna be cringe with them desperately trying to recapture yesterday's magic but failing

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Oh fuck, I didn't knew there was a second stream.
Is there a place with VOD links?

newfag

did he die?

I hope during SWAT they all gather around that old woman and beat the shit out of her.

Servus Bernd

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Fully what I expect. Especially with it being on main stream you're going to get some really stupid/shitty requests like the "no letter E" from last night.

There will be lots of ''GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR!'' during SWAT4 run.

That's what some people said about Yakuza run before it started.
Stop being boopysport and let's just see how it goes.

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>This audio quality

who cares? most people here are waiting for SayviTV and the real chads are waiting for SWAT.

Yes. The finger turned gangrenous and he succumbed to infection. There was a memorial for him.

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>yesterday's magic
GTA's magic was two days ago

Sers

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missing barbie desu

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>gta sa had second highest estimate out of all runs at the event

nice

This picture is like a work of art.

lmaoing at europe's free healthcare

so THIS is the power of having a vagina... woah

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It's ESA way, sure there are some runs that they do every year or so, but generally they try to be more original than gdq by putting less known games.
Also realized that this summer they are doing a lot of races. They just want to everyone have fun for a good cause

is there a shortage of hair clippers across the UK?

how much money do you think she made during esa

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>first donation
>TECH CREW MUST CUT TO AD BREAK FOR THE NEXT HOUR

would be pretty based desu

>Mediamarkt
Apply yourself Hanz

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I am

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what does "pog" mean?

Big Jon really lives up to his name.

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Peobol of golor

>missing such a big target

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It's Malmo, if darkies are your thing they're not in short supply and probably cheaper.

>larxa on mic
>have to hear her annoying mousey voice without her cute face/body on screen

truly the worst of both worlds

So, is Larxa gonna get jealous that Distortion is spending all that time playing Sekiro with Sayvi?

it's for when something exciting happens

what the FUCK is that eldrich abomination behind the couch

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How much are people betting they forced her to wear the ESA shirt?

>low % expert current patch co-op pc fox only final destination

is this the stupidest meme category a the marathon

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I want to pet her nose.

Why is there a mexican runner at a european speedrunning festival?

That's Distortion. He's a Souls/RE runner and Larxa's fucktoy.

his mom is poolish

lol this looks like some old ass cartoon

no, not dist
dist is cute, what is... THAT

they got all of the really shit stuff out of the way on the weekend, been pleased with everything since monday

I wonder if her asshole is bleached.

he lives in europe

excited with mouth open

I hope not.

Michael Jackson nose

He's polish

Look at that fucking huge chad next to Barbie. He's gonna bleach that.

why does josh have the hair of a tranny if he's not a tranny
what's his plan

future tranny

it's a wig to hide his baldness

>what's his plan
He's hoping to get hired in a movie about 70's rock bands. As a roadie.

>ywn be her boytoy
why live

>tmr
Do the euros even stand a chance?

Can you stupid fuckheads go one thread without stalking larxa?

Don't post or talk about Larxa on this shithole you stupid virgin dipshits. She's too pure for that.

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how was the golf run?

More like the power of memes she does. Twitch is full of people who eat that kind of shit

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>SayviTV
she's there?

I unironically wouldnt fug larxa

t. 25yr old neet

He's just very nostalgic for early 2000s scene kids' aesthetic.

shut the fuck up and stop stalking her twitter you dipshit

I'm kinda glad it's low%m since they probably just melt the bosses if they would use the weapon swap method

Sverige Suomi stronk

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Her and Dist are running Sekiro next in a race against two other people.

Solid, and well played.

get dabbed on daneshitters

do you think she pegs dist haha

Gently.

Cool!

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slut

SOmeone explain this category

She probably yells out Kreygasm when she cums during sex.

Wait, I get it. She's a weeb, but IRONICALLY

>These speedrun marathons go on for at least 1 week
>If you watch both SGDQ, AGDQ, ESA (winter and summer) and NASA that's around 5 weeks of speedrun marathons a year
>speedrun marathons consist of 9.6% of the year

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:D

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She's a huge AW.

She's just a general memelord. She has multiple Pepe shirts like that too.

nu

>watching tranny filled GDQ, ever

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keep up the good work, i'm sure she'll have sex with you out of gratitude any day now

>no RPGLB

low% = do the absolute bare minimum required to beat the game, going out of your way to not get items or abilities that would speed the game up
expert = expert difficulty
current patch = current patch
co-op = co-op

Breh, they are losing...

She actually said she appreciates it you fucking cuck.

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I think she only has the one. It was gifted to her only a few weeks ago. Bawkbasoup was hosting her channel and she was just unpacking it and trying it on for the first time. I'm pretty sure the weeb ahegao shirts are gifts too.

>no arcade superplay
i-if only they'd do another one...