Pharaoh John wants to enter an alliance. Agree?

best thread on Yea Forums right now

Fun fact, nobody in the US has any connection to any Egyptian pharaohs

Then explain why Huey Long said that every man is a king.

didn't they find out Tut had majority European DNA? that's some shit.

Because words have contextual meaning and king does not always reference Egyptian pharaohs

Wrong
BTFO

WE WERE IN POSITIONS OF HIGH SOCIETAL POWER MY NON BLOOD-RELATED BROTHERS

Yeah I got that too when my IP reset. It bans me on Yea Forums and Yea Forums but not anywhere else.

I really think it's a scheme to get people to buy Yea Forums passes.

Reminder that anglos and germanics aren’t even European

If he was kangz n shiet he would've gotten better care when he got attacked

Yeah right, the White Pharaoh would just crack the whip and won't stop till the slaves move.

store.steampowered.com/app/646500/Egypt_Old_Kingdom/

there is enough recent proof to show that the pyramids were in fact built by farms

Crack the whip on himself like the masochist cuck he is

WIR WARREN KAISERS UNDA SCHIESSE

>farms
farmers on their off season*

No, crack the whip on the niggers till they either die, or build him a pyramid.

Haha the joke is that white people literally have been kings, emperors, and rulers of the known world haha

Im only banned from posting images
I can post them on Yea Forums and other boards just not Yea Forums and havent actually been banned from posting text on anyboard

probably right with it being a scheme to buy passes

Fun fact: the n word isn't the only racial slur tied to slavery. "Cracker" refers to the slavemaster cracking his whip.

sure ytey don’t get too excited thinking about blacks now

Cracking whips by day while his wives are getting fucked by their nigger slaves at night. White Egyptians sound like they'd be the most cucked historic people on earth

>farms
Fucking Cybertronians were hardcore back then, transforming into huge structures. Nowadays their cucked descendants can only transform into cars.

exactly! The joke is that only white people have ever been in those positions

>implying they wouldn't keep their wives locked up
Old school whites didn't play around.

why does this make me feel uncomfortable

>black egyptians are niggers that got cucked for being slaves
>white egyptians are whiteniggers that get cucked voluntarily
what if being egyptian just makes you into a cuck?

So when nibbas call me a cracker, it is a stealthy way to call me their master?

Pharaoh.

lol they were always cucks

yes, they crave your crack
give them your crack

>Old school whites didn't play around
Yeah, their wives were instead when they were out fighting wars like women always do
can you imagine if pharaohs were called Paul or some shit though lmao

Your ancestors were serfs tho

lmao

yeah but your ancestors are all dead
LOL

Hey buddy, we were kings and stuff.

>Paul
Why did this make me laugh lmfao

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Paul isn’t an originally European name

kinda gay bro ngl?

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Bro... why did you say that :(

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it's not gay if they're slaves

so are yours

haha yes, king of the egyptians, that's me!

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HEY PAUL
TRY BUILDING A PYRAMID NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD

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paul is a biblical name u retards

haha, bet you didn't see that one coming
dude WTF?

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my fucking sides
t. paul

I WUZ PAUL N SHIET
THEM BIBLE CRACKAZS MENTIONED ME IN THEY BOOKZ

WE

Gee, I sure do love being pharoh

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HAPPENED

>ancient egyptian psycho

I never knew I wanted this but I do want this.

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pillars scare the fuck out of me when i learned that some cultures treat them as some sort of soul collector or something like that
those towers of silence also unnerve me

based

ARE

>It's hip to be pyramid

MEN

MEGA

>comparing things like the coliseum, the pyramids, the great wall of china etc to some houses

if you compared your modern house to these things its still substandard
those are some shitty scandinavian houses tho

THE GODS OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER

the bible isnt european its middle eastern

yeah, like what egypt is next to. pharaoh paul is REAL

no shit you moron, THAT'S HIS POINT. someone literally said paul is a white name. why you are this stupid that you can't follow such simple posts?

Limestone. Cast. Star shaft

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calm down bro we're all egyptian here

Sup my fellow pharaohs. Did you enjoy my song for Destiny?

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I prefer Pharaoh Marty's work

Because your shithole country got rangebanned
Deal with it subhuman

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Based Decepticon poster

Based Huey Long

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pnw verizon got rangebanned

>satori will never fling racial slurs at you while stepping on your dick
feels sad bros

lol t-rex arms loli

Why do the kaiserreich devs suck syndicalism cock so hard Yea Forums?

she clearly didn't skip leg day at least

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ayo hol up, wat dis fuckin' cracka doin in our turf?

Impressive... Let's see Paul Allen's pyramid.