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Vidya girls who would crush Samus in a fight
Elijah White
Camden Williams
That'd be a long list, since Samus can't do shit without her magical power suit.
Angel Brown
pretty much any touhou would wipe the floor with samus
Justin Gutierrez
>bullying Samus
I hate Nintendies as much as the next guy but really?
David Sanders
Even with her powersuit Samus couldn't do something like this
Luis Reed
I want to lick her thighs....
Adrian Walker
But Samus is actually combat trained, and her body is enhanced by chozo DNA. She doesn't need the suit to jump super high. In fact, the suit is a hindrance to her agility.
Cameron Walker
She has a grand total of zero feats
"Jumping really high" is a desperate asspull since pretty much every single vidya character does that, it's just gameplay mechanics.
Grayson Wilson
You don't understand. Her legs are REALLY powerful.
Brody Murphy
That manga has been retconned as hell and it's still below average for a videogame character.
Nicholas Gomez
I fucking hate the canon for Metroid, they should have just let her be female Doomguy who hates giant space dragons.
Noah Murphy
Crash would eat Samus alive
Ryder Long
No, that's stupid. Samus is a hero with a heart.
Luke Ward
Does she have lewds?
Tyler Walker
How many planets has Samus blown up at this point?
Anthony Cooper
Initiating a self destruct sequence is not a strength feat. Anyone could blow up a planet like that.
Jaxson Bailey
Neither is taking a black cock in the ass and yet your mother does it all the time and brags about it on Yea Forums
Carson Evans
Why are you so concerned about "feats"? She can fight, she's has super durability, super strength(She can punch through metal), and super agility. What can Chun Li do that Samus can't? Chun can't jump as high(this indicates weeker legs), she has the strength of a mere well trained fighter, not enhanced strength.
>But she can shoot fireballs.
Yeah, slow ones. Samus carries a stun pistol.
Joseph Anderson
i THINK samus is responsible for the most genocides in any game series
i dunno about halo though because i didn't even finish 2
Blake Bennett
>Why are you so concerned about "feats"?
He's obviously a zoomer obsessed with those stupid videos on YouTube that pit two anime/vidya characters together
Cooper Fisher
i've been thinking lately, what are the appeal of those? or those people that react to out-of-context fight scenes in anything? any modern scenes in any medium are garbage just by themselves
Kayden Howard
>She can fight
False
>she's has super durability,
False
>super strength(She can punch through metal)
False
>super agility
False
Chun Li can Smash a car with her legs, Samus couldn't beat Gone Home protagonist without weapons.
Jackson Ward
>muh power level
Who gives a shit? Ellie is much better as a character.
Robert Rogers
Ewwww are you a pedo
Joshua Hall
It will be at least 9 Unknown Planets very soon.
Hudson Young
>underage girls in vidya are only okay if its western