Pokemon Masters

Did your wife make it into the initial roster?

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yes

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>meatballs
Donuts.

Is there a list? Cynthia has been front and center from day one but I'm curious about who else is there.

Can a Pokemon be your wife or is that illegal in the Pokeverse?

She was in one of the trailers but I haven't seen anything of her in game yet.

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This game is so bogged down with microtransactions, that its almost unplayable.

Wait, it's out already?

Yes

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Only in Singapore currently.

Only legal in Sinnoh.

The country?

I love your wife and her silly cinnamon roll buns

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your wife looks like she fucks pokemons

Well I know where I will live

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Yes, only released in their play store for now, coming soon to Canada. You can download the apk and use a vpn and set it to Singapore if you want to play it now. I'd prefer to wait till it releases world wide so we can get some pre reg rewards to reroll with. You don't get shit playing now. Comes out internationally August 29th I think.

Someone link the APK to download the app

>Sabrina is in
>device not compatible
fug

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It depends
It's Phoebe in the game or they just went with the safe choices like Flannery or Skyla?

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more cute Rosa!

Hell yeah, she did.

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I bet that obscure bitch isn't in the game

What the FUCK is going on in this thread. You're all celebrating the death of Pokemon, and at the least, all the spin-off games like the Mystery Dungeon series that you loved. You're celebrating it just for some retarded waifu shit. You're gonna go apeshit over some .png files that might have a textbox telling you they love you & think you're amazing. You're so god damn pathetic that you'll be paying for that instead of just having an exhentai account like the rest of the world. Why can't you just guzzle your cum instead of being so lonely & horny that you'll ruin the very thing you love. Why? This can only be compared to cuckolding, where you ruin your relationship just because you like to feel pathetic.

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Can't be any worse than the mainline games :/

Pokemon has been dead since X&Y and GF couldn't give less of a fuck.
Jerking it to the girls is the only sort of enjoyment I get out of modern Pokemon

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>Your Character didn’t get in

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Yes it can and you're a fucking retard if you think otherwise. You should ask for MORE from GameFreak, not accept less and act like it's amazing becuse you're comparing it to how shit the mainline series has come. Newsflash, it's because retarded gacha shit like this is where the money is at.

t. seething furfag
There are screenshots of the game in this very thread showing off the 3D models. And what makes you think Mystery Dungeon is dead? We just got Super a couple years ago.

Eat shit barafag

>implying these people cared about the core game
Let’s face it, most people stop caring for it years ago and only care about the cute girls. The Pokémon series has been stale for the past decade and with how S&S is looking, it seems like there’s no more hope for this series to improve. All we got to look forward to now is cute girls and lewd fan art

Yes but it only works on 64 bit OS.

>implying I didn't bought XY and 7th gen to masturbate to Shana and the blue haired loli.

>implying I'll actually be playing this gatcha trash and I'm not just here for pics of pokegirls

MEI IS MINE. NO ONE ELSE MAY HAVE HER! GOT IT?????

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of course it can you braindead waifufag

Maybe Game Freak should stop ruining the mainline games then

Gamefreak wont improve,stop thinking they can

Sorry already inseminated her.

any way to get around incompatibility?

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Rosa is the worst girl in the series, I don't know why she's so popular.
That being said this is kino

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What's unsafe about Phoebe, I would main the shit out of her

>wife
Not in pokemon.
Most of my favorites are in though, save Dawn as far as I am aware.

Is Kris a starter?

The death of Pokemon & pathetic cuckolds are celebrating it, cock-cage equipped & .png of underage loli at the ready. News flash, you apparently didn't deserve a good Pokemon game anyway.

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Is this game gooood?

Also even though I hate Rosa's stupid fucking outfit and Lillie this pic is great

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>gary asks your name instead of a professor
soulless

Heh, he doesn’t the shekels to roll for his waifu

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Yes

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XY is the best game of Pokemon for me. Everything after that is trash.
Also not buying a new console for the new pokemon. I'm not buying a console and paying internet twice.

Isn't he a professor, too?

>png of underage loli
You are genuinely seething lmao

Tbh I'll never play any gachapon mobile garbage

AAAAA HELP ME CHOOSE Yea Forums

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I think you need to sit down and chill down for a bit.

The pokemon fanbase probably has the lowest standards of any series. Even removing most pokemon was only a big enough deal to split the fan base, not actually send them all mad. The just want the cheapest and easiest way to serve up waifus and old pokemon.

Tan skin, blonde hair.

She can never be your waifu, because she's 16 years old & the age of consent in Japan & the UK is 18.
>But if her parents give cons--
1. She's fictional and her parents can never give you consent.
2. Even if her fictional parents could give consent, they'd take one look at you & ask for a restraining order.
I really am seething

Eat shit hagfag

It's time to learn there is a difference between fiction and reality user.

what part of "I'm not buying these shitty games" do you not understand, you massive faggot?

Pale skin, black hair.

>when you get a sweaty neckbeard rom Singapore to erp with you as Rosa and you text impregnate her

Sorry, virgins. She's all mine, now.

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Fictional is any relationship you think you have with this underage loli .png file.

Can't wait for your meltdown when the inevitable age of full dive VR comes and we get to fill our underage waifus with our gross adult semen all day long.
In the meantime I'll keep hoarding pictures and figures while I furiously masturbate to her illegal privates, feel free to stay mad forever.

>the age of consent in Japan & the UK is 18
That's not true though, not for either of them

People will call you a cumbrain, you are a cumintellectual.

If you're doing that, I don't really care. It's paying for shit like that & destroying the chance for side-games to come out that aren't filled to the brim with microtransaction shit I've got an issue with.

>.png of underage loli
That's where you're wrong, bucko. I don't stop at that.

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Man of refinement. Its damn criminal you couldnt permanently team up with people in that game.

Kinda disappointed at how limited the customization options are. I can't make anything that I like.

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>No chicken and may oficials onaholes

>tfw your wife is never going to be popular enough to be in this game

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There's nothing wrong with loli figures either. You're missing the entire point, cumbrain.

>gary tree
What the fuck are you on?

She'll be in, I just know it!
She'll also have one line of dialogue mentioning milk and it will be glorious!

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And that's a good thing, pedo.

Who is the Waver of Pokémon?

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Don't worry, you'll be able to pay for better options eventually

>no Serena
Shit taste desu.

Pokémon is too big for anyone to be able to make a difference by complaining about its direction. I'd rather cut my losses and enjoy what I like about it than fight a useless battle.

I have her (and Hilda and Leaf) preordered, I couldn't get her when she was first released.

So you've just given in, and let your wife get fucked by ten black guys as you watch from the side-lines and tell yourself it could be worse? For shame.

You realize he's Professor Oak's grandson, right? His last name is also Oak. He would be another Professor Oak.

>but normies will sa-
Who the fuck cares.

Not even Gamefreak cares about Pokemon anymore as stated by one of itd employees in a pre-E3 interview, they're prioritizing side projects over Pokemon.

>2019
>not being a pedo
Being a faggot is so 2018 user

I love my pokecunnies

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No, you on the other hand seem to be obsessed with blacked porn.

game freak are killing the main games with or without the help of mobile games
honestly the only thing that can save them is for game freak to fucking die and for someone else to take over. if that means the main games go dormant for a few years and mobile games take over, then so be it.

christ, the projection

Okay that's actually based. You are forgiven.

>barely in the anime
>still the 3rd most popular Sun and Moon character
How does she do it?

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You faggots have told me that literally everything the Pokemon IP has done since the start of Gen 6 has been "the death of the franchise". The term now means nothing to me besides "I don't like thing" because you used it so fucking much.

No one fucking cares.

By the way, Leaf is releasing in September while Hilda and Serena are getting rereleased in November, so you might see me post my updated collection then if it comes up in a thread.

>game freak are killing the main games with or without the help of mobile games
Did you miss Lets Go?

>No one fucking cares.
Clearly, and that's the issue. If you did care, you wouldn't be buying .png files of underage lolis from the Pokemon Company.

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Being both a trial captain and an elite 4 member helps. Also her sway is hypnotizing.

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Looking forward to it.

Nah, I skipped it.

Is Masters worth a quick download

Isn't her name Serena?

That's a really deep cut to Sailor Moon.

>he thinks we're paying for this
hoo boy, someone find this boy's wrangler

What's this cutie's name, and which game is she from?

No

Plus in a region full of failed shillmons, Mimikyu is actually popular and successful.

>buying
lol

Probably go for the same as what's on the left there. Hopefully there's more customisation after you start the game like in mainline.

We've been asking and expecting more from Gamefreak for for two, going on three, gens now. Moving to a console with a 60 dollar price tag for games is the one biggest chance they had to step up their game and prove they're worth our attention again, and they're completely wasting it without even the slightest fucks about it expressed.

You can only keep giving the alcoholic bum on the corner your money and hopes so many times before you have to give up on them and realize your money is better spent on the prostitute down the road.

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Emma, Pokémon XY.

>Age of consent for Japan and the UK is 18
I know for a fact that the UK's is 16, Japan is about 13 or something.

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>Boy
Please no. I don't need you calling me your waifu and trying to fuck me.
That's exactly right! Yet people will be buying these .png files in the truckload to try to find their underage waifu.

Marriage. Someone isn't your wife just because you fuck them.

Tan skin, white hair, either yellow or purple eyes

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they're actually models, not png files
also

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Japan's national age of consent is 13 but as far as I know it's higher (~16) in 100% of prefectures

lmao, I actually finished the Looker quest in Y and I didn't recognize her from that picture. She doesn't look like that in the game at all.

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I'd say have sex back, but your waifu is fictional, and if she wasn't, you'd be in prison.

>It's okay to fuck 13 year olds
The absolute state of Pokemon players.

S M U G
M U G
U G
G

That’s because you have absolutely shit fucking taste and apparently nobody bothered to tell you.

but my favorite pokegirl is an adult???? why would I be in prison for having sex with an adult??

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How do I set the voice to Japanese the option is locked

Why the fuck Bluestacks can't play it?!

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What did you expect? Are you legitimately surprised that pokemon fans are pedos or something?

>every Pokémon character will get mmd porn
Yes. Yessssss.

retard

My wife isn't in pokemon.

If the adult doesn't consent to the sex you go to jail.

wait for the game to officially launch. it'll probably unlock then, or maybe you'll unlock it by playing the game but I kind of doubt that.

Because she'd never want to fuck someone like you. That's rape.

>wanting to fuck a fictional character is the same as wanting to fuck a real child
let me guess, next you'll tell me I can't make the difference between fiction and reality, even if you're the one unable to understand it

Is this just a Pokemon game for waifufags?
Are there cute boys too?

I'm actually surprised at how little she's used in the anime. Every literal who girl got to tag along with Satoshi/Ash at some point while she only got brief appearances. Then in the most recent episode they had her lose in the first fucking round of the Alola league.

yes
yes

Idk, did touko get in?

That's right, fuck off normalfag.

when is it going to launch???

DIOS MIO

Holy shit, it boggles my mind that this is seriously something you believe. You just straight up admitted to wanting to fuck a 13 year old, but only if she's fictional. You people deserve the rope. I'd rather Pokemon crashed and burned than let pedos like you enjoy it any longer.

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SoonTM

Never noticed she was tossing her bag to the ground in this. This cut-in is oozing with soul and I'm sad they dont do hype ones like it anymore.

She gets vored by a Gengar though.

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>my device isn't compatible with this version
My fucking phone us less than a year old. Is this what I get for not having a thousand dollar phone?

what's wrong with wanting to fuck a fictional character? please explain it to me

How the fuck is konata 18 (+16 years since lucky star released)

which eeveelution would you fuck

Based Chadflamingo poster.

Look buddy, it's pretty clear to me and everyone else in this thread that you're a pedo. You yourself probably realize it too, but are too afraid to admit it. It's kinda sad.

Her birth certificate.

Gonna go fap to Chicken brb. You can always stay mad forever.

your device would almost certainly work, but because google is requiring new apps to be 64 bit compatible, dena seemingly isn't bothering with a 32 bit version. your device probably has a 64 bit processor, but a 32 bit version of android because of retarded reasons

Is she in?

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no loli no buy

god you're such a boring stupid retard. you're pretending to be shocked over anime fapping in 2019. please do something else. for your sake

Gary is canonically a professor. He’s Professor Gary Oak.

Aren't most Pokemon girls lolis?
At least it seems that way with the cunny threads

It's got Acerola.

someone???

where's your argument, if it's so obvious?

Pedophile, the clock is ticking. You can't escape the rope forever. Better lose some weight and stop looking like such a stereotypical loser, or they'll find you first. And with such fat, stubby little legs, you can't outrun the rope forever.

What is this and where do I get it
I dont see it on Play Store

ok thanks bro

>Be light skin black
>2 is not enough, 3 is too far
EVERY FUCKING TIME. JUST PUT A DAMN SLIDER ON THESE THINGS

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Explain what defines Waver in this context and I'll tell you.

Hilda's actually 16/18, just really fucking short.

Keep seething normie. Wanna see me hotglue Dawn?

Most gachashit just flies under the radar for normalfags but what's going to happen when a dad playing Pokémon with his wife's son because his life revolves around 90s nerd culture ends up rolling something like pic related in the latest Pokémon game for mobile phones?

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I want my Alola harem and i want it NOW!

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She's not the worst but she's the clearest starting point when they completely butchered the art style.
I dislike Rosa and some if not most of the Sun / moon girls because the designer tried their best to design them as snowflakey as possible.
The eyes, clothes and hair most specifically

You have to go on eightchan and look through the pedo board for the apk
Feel free, show the class how tiny your cock is.

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it's singapore/canada only at the moment. also it might now show in the play store if you're on 32 bit android since it's incompatible

Some are more lolis than others

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>7% for SSR
Is this good?

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WHY DO US ANDROID BROS GOTTA WAIT HUH?!

Depends, is this a rate up or just a standard banner?

Either way it's on the forgiving side.

Very strong support that is still S tier four years into the game.
Or nerdy dweeb that's paired with a dudebro.

>singapore/canada only
Shame

That's pretty generous, most SSR rate in other gacha games were below 1%.

She's really the only FeMC I don't like. I have no issue with Serena and especially not Moon.

moon is definitely one. the black white ones are like 16. dunno about the others

How do you feel knowing that Oda might be a pedo like miura and Watsuki?

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It depends.
The average is 5%, but this is because there's often events that boost the rates or because the pool of 5* isn't that cluttered. Or because there's a pity system etc.

>Best boy up there
Nice

Do it faggot.

6 is the "standard" so yes, though it's not as good as some that to up to 10% to make up for being less popular.
>Phoebe confirmed
Based

>27% for better characters
That's extremely lenient in comparison to FGO's garbage. Isn't immediately ruined by some filler draw like Wyrmprints either.

Give up user. Yea Forums and /vg/ have taken the gachapill and are never coming back.

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>blank slate characters are actually getting personalities in a gacha game
>meanwhile in the mainline series we still have soulless dead smiling faces for every character
what went wrong?

Oda? The man who makes every girl with giant tits, a giant ass and a tiny waist? Are you retarded? ROPE.

Ahem, it's called hebephilia and it applies to most men.
Those who claim it doesn't apply to them are either liars or milf fags

I will accept your apology now.

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It's too good. What's the catch? FEH has random stats being boosted/nerfed, exclusive 5* skills that most units need so you need to roll a Hector and burn him if you want idk Florina to have Close Counter and powercreep out the ass. The strongest units are only strong for a few months until the next seasonal alts come out.

>this picture
every time. why are they in a coffin and where are their pants?

>I'm not a pedophile, I'm a pëdõphïlę.

>32bit phone
Fuck me

Oh, I know it's dead, I've lost faith in everything I once loved ever being good again.

I'm just here to masturbate to the porn.

it's only available for 64-bits at the moment

Best in the industry. Only other games that do it better are collectathons with zero gameplay to speak of like AL and GFL.

Is the game in maintenance now or is that because of region restriction?

>i-it's hebephilia
Like that makes it any better, idiot. When will you learn that pulling this card never works? But you keep trying anyway.

>Phoebe
>5 Stars
Holy fucking based.

In the main games I'd say Chansey/Blissey. It's so minmaxed that its effectively the ideal Special wall and always will be, with insane HP coupled with what would be considered amazing Sp. Def even on something with meh HP, which gives it an absurd bulk on the Special side.

Either Chansey or Blissey have been an OU staple in Singles for the entirety of the franchises run, and one of the competitive scenes most recognisable phrases at times, "Skarmbliss" refers to a combination of Blissey and another Pokemon. Chansey especially is even more notable now for being even bulkier than its evolution thanks to Eviolite in the past three gens (hold item that increases both defense stats by 50%).

In competitive they typically have movesets that exist to support their team indirectly with either giving the opponent statuses (Toxic, Paralysis), set up (Stealth Rock) or healing (status removal). In single player, Softboiled can also be used to heal teammates.

They're else just goofy egg things, kinda cute.

If you mean in Masters, no idea.

Not playing this game or mainline, but I'm just waiting for the art anyway

Yeah, and When watsuki drew a loli in one of his mangas? and also they were friends,and watsuki helped toriko autor when he was in trouble for one underage prostitute.

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It's true, I dunno why being attracted to 15~17 year olds is demonized when every man has felt it, especially with how they develop now? Thought this one girl was in her 20's, nope. 16.

Made a joke once about how I'd give one a raincheck to see her in 3 years and everyone laughed cause we all know what's up.

You have to get dupes to increase the power of sync moves which goes up to 5, think of noble phantasms in FGO.

Aside from that I don't think there is a catch, rates are more Azur Lane tier. I guess that the rate up sync pair could have ass rates to make up for the rates being high for a gacha game.

Stop acting "holier than thou" you roastie whore, lol

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Based & Redpilled.
Pathetic weeaboo incels deserve the rope

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look faggot, I don't walk into your favorite gay bar and proceed to complain about all the homos stinking up the place. I don't then grab a bunch of normal people off the street, invite them in, and then proclaim that it's no longer a gay bar because there are more straight people than homos. I understand that homos like you want to have a place where they can be surrounded by other homos.
let's say the gay bar has really good food. as a straight person I can either go there, eat the food and then leave without participating in or whining about any of the gay activities going on, or I can just accept that the gay bar isn't for me and then go to any of the dozens of other non gay bars
we respect your gay bar, so respect our anime site

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How does it not make it better?
age years of 14-20 are biologically the best for both health and childbirth, stop pushing your social norms and narratives in to the 2D realm.

pls gib apk OwO

Region

>stop pushing your social norms and narratives in to the 2D realm.
The absolute state of pedos.

is Bluestacks 32 only or something? My os is 64

Holy fucking shit imagine being THIS fucking melodramatic about a franchise started on a fucking handheld platform
The new mainline games looks worse than this fucking game and it is on a phone, do not try to pull your fucking "MUH GACHA/PHONEGAME" bias because you look like a fucking retard trying to defend the Shitch version, as that's essentially what you are doing

Do they have a global release date?

Damn, any decent free vpn app?

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She is already confirmed

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based

This is the ending this franchise deserves. I'm tired of expecting it to get any better after nearly ten years and being disappointed again and again and again and again, and now expectations by this point have hit an all time low. I haven't bought anything from Pokemon since Gen 5, and I see no reasons for that to change now or in the predictable future. I'll not be spending any money on this shit either but at least I can F2Pfag it up until that well dries up too. Even just a couple months with this game could be the most fun I've had with a new game in the franchise in a long time.

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>Shitting on the mobile game means I'm defending the main game
No you fucking virgin ape, I'm shitting on the mobile game.

You'd have to be a fucking idiot like 90% of the people in this thread who are playing this solely out of spite for the main title, or just because they're pedophiles and want to fuck underage lolis.

Theyve literally confirmed that the spinoffs have been killed off to focus on mobile games

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FUCK YOU ALL YOU STUPID SECRET CLUB ASSHOLES

Source?

Yea Forums hates anime and weebs you fucking idiot. Go back to r*ddit of you want to be a tranny

And nothing of value was lost.

>literally confirmed
I'm sure you'll have no problems providing a source for that statement then

ROPE.

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>Celebrating the death of pokemon
>Implying it hasn't been on a downward spiral for several years now
>Implying the mobile game is snatching funding from the masterpiece coming out on the Switch
>"I'm not defending it though I'm remarking how the phone games is killing it and not the lackluster main entrees"
>"Also I'm gonna cry about teenage anime girls for some reason"
Are you a woman, or a male retard?
Because a female retard would be redundant

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kys newfag, lurk for 5 more years before posting again

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Remider that in the pokemon world girls are adults once they are 10 years old.

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>Are you a woman, or a male retard?
>Because a female retard would be redundant
Ah, so you're a virgin. Not sure why you think .png of underage loli will cure you. If you stopped jerking off & paying for underage fictional children to cum to, you'd be off to a good start tho.

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Are they in?

>Made a joke once about how I'd give one a raincheck to see her in 3 years and everyone laughed cause we all know what's up.
Christ, I can only imagine the smell of that MTG store.

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>Dropped his point completely
Also this whole "Arguing with holes" bit you're doing isn't working, as I'm a connoisseur of much prime anime pussy involving hags and lolis, having a problem with lolis means you gotta suck a fat dick though

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fuck off back to redd!t already, you cancerous fuck. Nobody cares about your white knighting bullshit.

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Based cunnieverse.

Ah, you couldn't really deal with anything I said. Well, enjoy your ona-holes until the rope swings your way.

Canadian here, it's not out yet. You can only preorder for august

Whoa mama

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Does the download keep restarting for anyone else?

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Will do retard.
Until then keep seething my donkey dick is dripping in anime pussy while you cry about smart phones like the impotent cuck you are

Anyone got the one with the kid looking for a "website to hate anime"?

Gacha games are the future

>using virgin as an insult

>Dripping in anime pussy
Christ, I know you said that for upvotes & 4chanbook likes in this thread, but that was so god damn pathetic.
And here come even MORE pathetic pedophiles. The tripfags.

No May?

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Yes, they're totally going to exclude the 2nd most popular poke loli in a game made to abuse the mentally ill pedophiles with very poor social skills.

Numay is shit SHIT
Spats > shorts

third? who other than Lillie is more popular? Mao?

This
>Can access all the features of the game for free
>Units are luck based drops, but the game has to remain winnable for people who can't pull SSRs anyway so the mid level income people stay
>Leaderboards are whaling contests, however these whales put more money into the game which generates more content, as opposed to hackers that cheat and shit up the experience for everyone else
>New content MUST be produced in a timely manner (weekly) if they want to survive, whereas """"real"""" games need months for new content

You’re such a fucking obvious Reddit-browsing college student. Shouldn’t you be failing your classes and snipping your dick off?

>Roastie being this upset I abstain from her trying to come onto me.
You envy young women, just own up to it, like a man would, because men can realize and rectify weaknesses and problems, unlike women

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>no Jessie and James
literally why fucking play

>I abstain
couldn't read any further

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> youtu.be/qman-_zsPfw?t=532
literally just a lazy asset flip. shit animations and all

help a boomer out how do I download this I can't see it on google store

I just saw this. I wish this cock sucker didn't speak.

NOOOOOOO BUT I WANT TO CUM TO MY WIFE

But they were in Pokemon Yellow, they will be in right? Right?

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Just wait until the 29th

You can’t stop this shit, may as well enjoy it.

I already have an exhentai account, but if I can marry Rosa in this shitty phone game I will do it.

>Not available in your country
I fucking hate canuckistan.
Someone got the apk?

Look at user dropping the truth bombs.
Unfortunately Gacha kids don't listen. If you ever got the sense that some Anons will justify and die for anything that has a cute anime girl, take solace that that feeling is 100% correct.

Anything is okay if your slap a cute enough girl on it.

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I'm still not sure what Pokemon Masters is. Do you collect cute girls?

Did your wife make it?
imgur.com/a/DAGBllX

O-Oh..

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The last good Pokemon game was B2W2 that came out in 2012, no game ever since that has been good. XY was mediocre, ORAS was barely better than R/S and way, WAY worst than Emerald and Gen 7 was abhorrent.
Let's Go Pikachu/Eevee was the final nail in the coffin for Pokemon. if you think that Masters marks the death for Pokemon you need to get your head out of your ass and look at how poorly Gamefreak has handled their franchise over the past 7 years.

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>he doesn't change the brightness and colour settings to compensate
lmao, get on my level

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why did they make whitney the most lewd character in the remakes when the only aspect of personality we had in the originals was her crying and throwing a tantrum like a child when you beat her

My wife is anime only, so no.

Did she call you fat?

I see Roxie and Gardenia

What are the odds this shit will support 32bit OS by the time it launches? I can't play and it fucking sucks, hopefully emulator developers can come out with some kind of workaround.

>tfw they boosted mei/rosa's popularity even higher
pokemon masters already better than sword and shield
brace yourselves for the next wave of doujins lads

>no Red or Blue
>Sabrina's also missing
>Cynthia completely absent
Either we've been baited big time or this isn't the whole launch roster.

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>No mommy Drasna
>Here, have the 2 literally whos from Kalos' Elite 4 instead
I'm fucking PISSED

Yep
>Pelipper instead of Altaria
FUCK YOU LISIA

Phoebe is in

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Phoebe is a 5*

the entire pokemon series at this point is just about cute girls

we didn't kill it, gamefreak and the pokemon company did. we're just attending the funeral now and trying to pick up some hot waifus while we do it.

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>he doesn't know

Reading abillity that low? No surprise. Go stretch your legs and read Harry Potter.

Because she uses Miltank, and Miltank is lewd.

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She would be the most needy and thirsty for a strong husband because she is so weakwilled. Probably chose normal types because they are retarded easy to use. Id dick her regardless but she is the closest to a thot in the series canon.

>Pokemon Conquest 2 will never be real
bros, it hurts

Is Illima and Wally in the game yet?

Also does Wally have Male Gardevoir or Gallade?

>If you don't like exploitative waifu trash you must not like anime! Only anti-anime jerks can dislike gacha games.
You give weebs a bad name. Grow some standards and taste.

>putting big money characters in the launch roster so people can just reroll for them
they know how to get their whales to spend money

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shut up bitch lol

his image was literally "anti anime spray" you fucking mong

C

I want to jam my dick in her buns

lol

first time i looked at the game right now.

tfw a mobilegame looks better than a full price console title....

No, you have went to the funeral and told them that this is what you want

Not him but jesus christ I dont know why a tripfag like you thinks his opinion matters. Get filtered faggot.

Go back to your discord nigger

that the best you got after getting dabbed on lol

She will get in eventually. Then, she will meet handsome guys like Steven and Calem and Hilbert and then impregnate their assholes with her enormous dick

>No more Mystery Dungeon
>No more Conquest
>No more Snap
>No more Pinball
>No more Puzzle
>No more Ranger
It's over

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Forgot the beautiful photo of my wife, whoops!!

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EXTREMELY based post

>Futahex
Extremely based taste

The pedo fears the samurai...

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Where's the full list of confirmed characters?

stop posting sexthehex

>Not having an obscure wife
It is like you want to share her with everybody

>the alola selection suck balls

fuck you faggots

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God why is the alola cunny so based

I am not a whale so I don't have to worry

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Well done
Also no, she’s too cute to stop

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>I'm not a whale, I just make small investments into the game which end up giving TPCi double the revenue.
GameFreak and you are equally to blame for this shit. They killed the mainline, and you killed the side projects.

Who said you could cut in line, I am the next guy to fuck Rosa.

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Need a VPN to download. Need a VPN to access. Can't change region later.

Fuck 'em.

I hope my girl is in

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This is the best region.

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You're completely right.
All the casual faggots supporting this with copes like "b-but the main games suck anyway..." or "I'm not gonna spend THAT much money on this..." are still contributing to the death of Pokémon and encouraging terrible business practices.

People like them made MGS3's remake be a pachinko game possible.

PLEASE PLAY DRAGALIA LOST
DON'T LET IT DIE PLEASE

I bought Mystery Dungeon and Colosseum, but they are dead now because nobody is allowed to outshine GameFreak

Oh god is this real?

They're dead because they don't make as much money as the mobile games. If they made money, they wouldn't be cancelled.

>If any one Warlord can conquer all 17 kingdoms of Ransei, then the Pokemon that created Ransei shall reveal itself.
It is in fact real. Conquest was everything I wanted in a Pokemon game.

>rurouni kenshin
WHAT?

>still no sauce on spin-offs being sacrificed for mobage
>all those (You)s for a sourceless concern troll

So are all video games just going to slowly steer into gacha/microtransaction waifu games? Is the natural progression of gaming just escapism fantasy land for nerds?

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I'm surprised everyone uses the localized Enlgish names. I remember people giving them a ton of shit z especially Hilbert/Hilda but apparently everyone's just accepted it?

pokemon she says pokemon

WHERE'S LANA

I don't pay for mobile games, so I am not encouraging them to make more.

wait so are you saying gaming isnt about escapism and going in to fantasy lands?

I hope this doesn't happen, but if it does, I hope it at least progresses toward getting to see them naked

>Singapore
Why do asian countries always get priority for mobile games?

Please tell me Nancy is in

You can really tell how friendless someone is by the kind of insults they try to throw out. It's more likely that's your own friend circle were you to have one. "Normies" think about this shit all the time, the thoughts are just demonized so everyone keeps it to themselves

Yes, unless goverment stops the exploitation of addicted kids and idiots. It's like selling crack, but legal, any other thing pales in profits.

no, because oversaturation exists.
when one genre becomes too popular, it doesn't stay popular for long
for example, we had an RPG phase, MMO phase, then FPS phase, we had a Moba phase, we had a "survival crafting" phase, then we got this shitty Battleroyale phase.

The fuck's that gonna do? I'm still gonna appear as what's on the screen to everyone else.

>2006
MD: Red & Blue / Ranger / Trozei
>2008
MD: Explorers of Time & Darkness / Ranger: Shadows / Poke Ranch
>2009
MD: Explorers of Sky / Rumble
>2010
Ranger: Guardian Signs / Pikachus Adventure
>2011
Rumble blast
>2012
Typing Adventure / PokePark 2 / Conquest
>2013
MD: Gates of Infinity / Rumble U
>2014
Trozei 2
>2015
Super Mystery Dungeon / Rumble World
>2016
Detective Pikachu / Pokken Tournament

Since Pokken & Pikachu, there's not been a single game that's not been on mobile devices. News flash, 2014/2015 is when Fate: GO & GranBlue had record sales on mobile.

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Well it is but I see it turning into pure desire fantasy escapism rather than just regular fantasy escapism.

For example, older games would make you a strong warrior, an adventurer, a fighter, and they were still grounded in reality with your perspective. While modern games are focused on selling you your waifu and fake affection, value (csgo guns), e-peen, fake immersion, games have gotten so much more immersive and perverted (As in they really pry on our strongest desires rather than our imagination).

So do you get to roll quickly when you install in order to reroll accounts? How much free currency do you get at the start?

>tfw this was also true for most of the US prior to the 20th century

this

>forced english dub
>sabrina isn't available so no rerolling
>the rates are too generous
>it's explicitly aimed at kids so no lewd versions
>you are forced to have pikachu
I can't believe I was looking forward to this kusoge. I guess I'll stay with FGO.

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I wish I was into futa on male so I could enjoy your stuff
There isn't nearly enough big dick futa pokegirls out there

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This is a great point. I'm afraid I don't think this is a fad, game companies are targeting primal desires in desperate males that WILL NOT fade away. Gacha waifu games are more consistent then selling water, because people will always need it (Waifus and fake intimacy).

So won't this eventually affect the game market and kill creativity?

>fatelet saying a game is too generous
Actual pottery

The artists who created this design are really good. They managed to make a super simple model be cute and have sex appeal at the same time.

I think that kind of observation goes for anything and that's why it doesn't make that much sense. I can say the same thing for literature, for example.

>Gacha waifu games are more consistent then selling water
Why would anyone want crummy pokemon creatures when they could have water?

>The artists who created this design are really good. They managed to make a super simple model be cute and have sex appeal at the same time.
>I can say the same thing for literature, for example.
Get the rope, he's gonna name drop Vladimir Nabokov!

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nope

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You are technically correct, but aren't there cases of video game addicts dying from starvation/dehydration because they were too hooked on the immersion of games like league?

There's a Japanese dub option, it's just not enabled yet.

80% of the fun of gacha games is dabbing on lucklets and laughing at them.
Do you really think I'd play these kusoges for the sake of gameplay?

>forced english
wrong
>no sabrina
at launch. she's confirmed
>the rates are too generous
yikes!
>it's explicitly aimed at kids so no lewd versions
might still get swimsuit variants
>you are forced to have pikachu
you're not forced to use the main character

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>at launch. she's confirmed
Meaning you can't reroll for her.

Here is a list of Pokemon games you could emulate on your computer, laptop or phone that are infinitely better than being a cumretard that's been brainwashed by porn and will make you die a virgin;

>Pokemon Red, Blue, Green, Yellow
>Pokemon Gold, Silver, Crystal
>Pokemon Ruby, Sapphire, Emerald
>Pokemon Fire Red, Leaf Green
>Pokemon Diamond, Pearl, Platinum
>Pokemon Black, White, Black 2, White 2
>Pokemon Conquest
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red, Blue
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Time / Darkness
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky
>Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon
>Pokemon Ranger
>Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia
>Pokemon Ranger: Guardian Signs

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was referring to this edit

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Well, you can, but regardless you're not supposed to be rerolling at all so that's not a design flaw

>Pokemon Ranger
>Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia
>Pokemon Ranger: Guardian Signs

Those sold way to low for how good they were. Especially the last one.

Well with shitty overly generous rates like these ones I guess rerolling won't be needed. But the game will die before Sabrina is released anyways since everyone will get everything too easily.

>oh wow, you see that hot stud over there playing Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia on a poorly coded DS emulator?
>god I'm so wet, I'm going over to give him my number right now

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So you were talking out of your ass.

What's wrong with dying a virgin?
is a life's worth measured by the amount of casual sex you've had, or the number of retarded children you've spawned?

How do we unlock Japanese voices?

Citra nowadays run UM/US full speed on old FX cpu.

go evangelize somewhere else you autistic fuck

You laugh, but it worked on me and the countless fellas that picked up the Ranger series. If you had, you wouldn't be jerking off to underage loli .png files you bought from Nintendo.

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>No Base Game Elesa
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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well literally the only point in being alive is to pass your genes along, so kinda

>Lying on the internet

You're better than this user.

youtube.com/watch?v=NyWH1TuiI3U

I played the first ranger game and it was rather shit.

Is the game in maintenance for everyone else?

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>What's wrong with dying a virgin?
Why would you NOT want to have sex?

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I only had sex once, otherwise I could be a wizard right now. You best believe I regret it

We joke, but people actually think like that on this board.

Something something fools, something something company.

>Playing cashgrab
Injoy fuckeing the pokegirl in VR

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they showed her ingame picture
what the fuck are they doing

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Effort

I imagine that's what's happened with the Poke pedo shit, honestly. I'm not sure if the p in /vp/ stands for Pokemon any more.
CHAD

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>Gacha pedos were never taught that to get the best shit, you gotta work for it.
I imagine you couldn't quite get into Runescape either and didn't know why

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>You're all celebrating the death of Pokemon
I wish I celebrated it after ruby and sapphire

>caring about what other people think
>not making them appear a tint darker for your own pleasure
You dissapoint me, my nigga

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>catching the low hanging fruit of insults
Catch me with some wit next time.

use a VPN and set it to Singapore

>Catch me with some with next time
If only Yea Forums could be as intelligent as you.

Is the game out yet?

It's not worth the trouble. A simple cost gain analysis could lead one to that very reasonable conclusion.

FACK this p2w game -_-

That's Azur Lane droprates,

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I don't see any meaning in it, you can jack off any time as opposed to pestering some thots for pussy.
The only reason I'd bother with a woman is for love, not sex
also I don't want children, atleast not currently, the only reason for having a child that I can think of, is purely for the sake of having a successor or someone who will care for you when you're old

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who is sexthehex?

Pokémon’s been dead for fucking years.

>You faggots have told me that literally everything the Pokemon IP has done since the start of Gen 6 has been "the death of the franchise".
Hah! I remember when people all called Gen 5 "the death of the franchise".

>Only works for 64-bit OS
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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>all these anons going tan with blonde hair
based

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Oh no, they were always there. Why do you think /vp/ was made in the first place?

I am 200% sure that USw/USh will have the same amount of whining. It's the same thing every time and the pokemon fanbase has the memory of a goldfish.

absolutely based

Is Dawn in? if so then yes

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gyarus are fucking hot

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>no Mallow
>no Lana
>no Acerola
>no Zossie
>but we got Mina and Olivia

I mean, I guess? I really like those two also but I just want my cute mint chocolate hawaiian cook and her delicious flat petite sea friend.

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>tfw 15-20 fps
Welp, time to buy another phone?

>Dawn is not available at launch

God fucking dammit. At least Roxie is in I guess.

is the game actually good or what

Really glad that the game has dual audio. Didn't expect that given previous mobile Nintendo games.

game?

what phone

I should hope not. My autism is boundless. It only ser ves to reel in shills like yourself.

It is the best Pokemon game in the last 5 Years.

>The only reason I'd bother with a woman is for love, not sex
the ultimate cope lmao. imagine saying jacking off is anywhere close to sex and thinking no ones virgin radar isnt going into full panic mode

l m fucking ayo

>gyaru /ss/
I didnt think anyone could be more my nigger. If she is his young mom or older sister then it would be deity tier.

LET ME IN SEANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGS

Dont listen to ArbysLovey dovey shit is the only true reason for a relationship. I can only hope the robo wives come soon.

Post your never evers

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oh no i completely agree that lovey dovey shit is the only real reason for a relationship

but we talking about fucking. and you clearly have never done it, lmao.

Based & Redpilled

The rarity distribution is intriguing.

Like you have popular characters like Brock, Misty, Erika and Iris at 3* so I suspect they will get some other alts at 5*.

For the 5* I'm not seeing heavy hitters aside from Rosa but then again maybe Karen and Phoebe has more fans than I think. Going to be funny if Karen is top tier given her iconic quote.

>Dawn not in at launch
>hasn't even been shown at all
>probably won't be added until DP remakes
>which will be as her remake design, delaying her god-tier original design until much later (if they even add it at all)

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>cost gain analysis
>spends time posting on Yea Forums

ok

Hell yeah, Janine and Gardenia made it in and I couldn't be happier.

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>thinks I am stupid enough to think you are the same person I responded to

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Yes my wife and her wife are in.

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mouth like a fuckin south park character

I'm wondering if Phoebe is Sugimori's favorite Pokegirl because of this.

>probably won't be added until DP remakes
>which will be as her remake design, delaying her god-tier original design until much later (if they even add it at all)

Fuck I didn't even think about this at all. Why did you have to do this.

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God they better put Marley in, the cute gothloli chick

Ive got one that trumps all in terms of never ever.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qzeE8v7bl08

>thinks im stupid enough to not see your deflecting from the argument because your a virgin
l
m
fucking
ayooooo

>they'd take one look at you & ask for a restraining order.

You just about summed up the whole of Yea Forums. Maybe even Yea Forums.

Yes they did

She's in launch roster
3 Star, partner is Arcanine

The doujins are writing themselves.

Ponuts

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>This nigga is unironically defending pedos because they are jacking it to pics of lolis

Lmao, someone call the FBI on this fag

I want me some Misty ass

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Textbook example of what projecting looks like.
No one takes you seriously when you write like a nigger and keep spouting cope and lmao while acting like sex is a big deal - on Yea Forums of all places

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unironically kys, it would only benefit the world

I want to put my finger in there
and feel her brain

As long as there are posters of your calibur I will never feel bad about being a tripfag. As a matter of fact I am pretty sure you tryhard faggots are the only ones who complain about me? Aint that right Copypasta-san?

>Wow dude you mean to tell me that this gacha game has gacha mechanics on it? What the fuck dood

As if I needed any more proof that Pokemon fans are retarded. Then again I do have to commend this fag since it's obvious he never grabbed a gacha game ever.

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Well that was a waste of 5 minutes to be told shit everyone with a brain already knew

ITT: Full of pedos.

Peace out, niggers. You should all be in jail.

>Posting dumb shit-tubers who doesn't know what gacha is

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>Coptpasta
What are you even talking about, tripfag? Stop going through the entire thread replying for attention. It's pathetic.

Fuck yes

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A fucking Huawei Nova Plus that I bought from a friend long time ago for a good price. I just use it for playing GO and Duel Links since they run fine.

>better then jerking off
>a big deal
>in the same post that acknowledge that lovey dovey stuff and a relationship has its own value, and implies that fucking is a lower tier by the curt language used to describe casual sex
>barely comprehends simplistic english concepts but calls someone elses typing niggerish
wew lad. embarrressing. sexless and stupid. the big wombo combo

>That golf girl from the doujin that I squeezed out a Burger King barbeque sauce to-go portion of cum out to,Kahili is in

fuck yeah niguh Kinda weird she's only a 4* but whatever bois

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Not that Im complaining mind you, but why are there two Misty's?

>she

Give him my regards on discord reddit.

>Did your wife make it?
Claire is in yes. Based Blaine also in.

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Nice, I'll have to try the game then

Double the trouble?

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I'm imagining fucking a loli representative of you right now. What are you gonna do about it?

cuckold

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>Rates are too generous, it actually has to localize stuff right, it's evening out their cast instead of making all the favorites powercrept filler, it isn't shameless otaku bait, and you get a loved freebie.

F/GO has done you in man.

>tfw my wife didn't make it
She'll come soon...right? I'll save as much as i can to get her when she comes

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>80% of the fun of gacha games is dabbing on lucklets and laughing at them.

I don't even need to be an expert to give you this diagnostic: But nigga you are a psycopath. Seek help and a career where you have to actually work with other people. Getting a high off of other peoples failures who have not provoked you in any way is not healthy.

It's a gacha, they'll all be in eventually.

So what will they do once they run out of trainers?
It's not like there are that many likeable and memorable ones

Phoebe is in, and I want to have her model extracted to play with her more properly

I only played red/blue, sun/moon and some of the old spin off's like snap.

Me thinks I'm going to know like, 5 of the people in this game.

More costumes, anime or other Gamefreak games.

People that are actually excited for this game, or any of these "waifu" games is pathetic and should be gassed.

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Anime, manga, variations on existing trainers (like rby mysty and gsc misty among others). Pokemon has a ton of characters, they won't be running out of them anytime soon, specially now that SwSh is coming out

wait, its already out?

>i love it when blizzard gives away epics to everyone because something being rare makes me angry

Question:
Can i choose my pokemon?
Because i wanna my Kecleon boi

>Blizzard example
Nonironic yikes.

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I hope to not get Cynthia. I want my little girls pure and cute forever

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FEH came out 2 years ago and we still don't have all the characters in yet. Hell I don't think we have half of them in the game yet so don't worry you will have a fuck ton of time to look forward to your favorite trainers.

I just hope they add the team aqua grunt

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Of course not, why would mami tomoe be in a shitty pokemon gacha, the franchise has its own shitty gacha to put her in instead.

what's the best vpn on android?
I have the apk but need to set a vpn to singapore

God I wish that were me.

Fuck, on one hand my Phoebe is top 5 according to that, one the other I'll probably never get her

>Retards brining muh pedo argument and acting like pokemon porn is something completely recent.

You can literally dig some shit way back from 96/97, and I bet that every single brat beat their meat to Misty soon as internet became a thing.

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rerolling for olivia bros

>favorite pokemon is tied to a trainer I don't like

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The framerate is garbage

its so fucking weird that Japanese phrase "dumpling head" gets translated in such weird ways

Will reroll for Phoebe or maybe Kris, assuming it's not too much effort

Pedo apologist, rope incoming.

lol

>Reroll
According to some people you can just play through the story and they get unlocked. Why reroll. It's doubtful they get extra dialog if you unlock them sooner

Guess I'm not playing till I can get Cynthia

>Ask me to download stuff
>VPN is shit so after an hour it gets to 70%
>Go back to 55% for some reason
>Restart and it's back to 0%
Fuck this shit

>games only

i sleep

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>Your self insert is forced to use Pikachu and can't use anything else

honestly that's the shittiest thing about this game right now tbqh. Sure you can use other characters in their stead but still I think most at the end of the day would like to be able to use (You)

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>4 twelve year olds and a mouse

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I know ORAS was shit but i hope Courtney gets in.

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>64bit only
The fuck were they thinking?

Why the fuck are they so autistic to release this now only on Canada and Singapore

Gotta keep the poorfags out before launch.

I have no idea also when is the beta ending?

I'm downloading right now, hope the vpn won't fuck this up.
Also what's the best vpn on android for this?

Her BW2 design is in

Is the game down or something? I'm trying to log back in but it just loads forever

I actually like the uncensored NTR scene.

I'm using Holavpn and right now it goes ~50% in 4 minutes

Maybe will be special events

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I love it, if they somehow detect you're not from Canada or that third world shithole they ban you

haha

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it's a test launch. People would flood the servers really fast if wasn't for locks.

This is your brain on kusoge

I like both designs, so I'm ok with that.

you need a vpn, surely Canada or Singapore