WAKE UP

I like this thread. Please post more birds. And maybe a dead Goku.

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Dilate.

drink water

Coffee is for faggots

based

A dead Goku you say? I like the cut of this robot's jib.

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I drink water every time I pop a titty skittle uwu

But don't you have to get ready for work?

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>Grabbed some coffee
>Even made myself breakfast
>Can't game because work
Fuck you OP. Fight me in the wage cage

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Thanks for the reminder mr bird

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>I let my cat eat bird shits like this for breakfast

> doggo
> birb
> kot
f off

lol your cat eats bird shit

the problem with animal threads isnt the animals
its the use of garbage baby words like birb and pupper

>Says a the faggot who thinks he's cool for owning the faggiest, onions-tier pet around

Lmao

I feel like that might actually be too hot for the bird.

im pretty sure the feathers insulate it
like always wearing an oven mitt

triggered lil bitchass nigga, is it that easy to get under your skin incel?

based

BAVI

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>f off
s my d

>birb
>doggo
>ket
Sure is summer

Top tier: green tea
Mid tier: black tea, yerba mate
Bottom tier: coffee

>Had a cockatiel I bought for myself after breaking up with a girl I was with for 8 years
>Was so precious, rode on my shoulder everywhere and always wanted to be around
>Loved me and only me, wouldn't let anyone else touch it
>Couldn't ask for a better pet
>It suddenly died
>Get a new cockatiel after a few months of grieving
>Have had this new one for almost a year now
>Absolute cunt that still won't even let me near it no matter what alleged miracle "this will make your bird love you" shit I do

My boss at work used to have like 15 birds before he got married and told me to just stick my hand in the cage to force the bird to accept me.

I have been stabbed before and that bird bit me so fucking hard it hurt worse than the stabbing.

>wake up
>check mail on phone
>coffee and play games until it runs out
>work
working from home is comfy

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And you just outed yourself.

I have three parakeets and they're noisy and annoying, but it makes me feel special when they fly over to me and sit on my shoulder while I'm playing vidya.
I leave their cage open so they can play on top of their cage and fly around my room for exercise.
my oldest parakeet is 10 years old and I hope he's lived a good life, he doesn't talk, but I taught him how to wolf whistle and he does it to greet me.
godspeed birds, nothing's ever showed me as much love as my stupid parakeets do

I heard that petting them is apparently not a good idea because that's like cleaning and they only do that with their partners, so you kinda fuck them up in that regard. Is that true?

aww, the hoomin is angery ^^:3O~

Two small birds flew in front of my car this morning.
I was able to brake but sadly one got hit.
Poor fool was lying on the road.

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My gf has 3 green cheek conures. I fucking hate them. Shitty animals that shit everywhere and actively damage the house. They’ve chewed up our cornices and shredded some of our books. One of them is an aggressive little cunt, another is incredibly possessive of his cage. They’re shit pets. I don’t care how cute gifs and webms are. Get a cat or a dog. They’re infinitely better.

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More like covfefe, am i right guys