Why yes I am a Gwent champion - how could you tell?

I'll still watch that show because looking at Cavill is fun.

>Dude playing ugly scarred slav is giga Chad straight out of the cover of female romance novels
>Girls playing witches that turn themselves into bombhsell with magic are 5/10 mutts
Remember, it's the women that are portrayed as "impossibly attractive" in film according to feminists.

>is giga Chad straight out of the cover of female romance novels
it's so ridiculous it's funny how true that is.
Cavill in that good shape, with that long hair just fits on those covers so well.
I hope there's a scene where he carries a witch, like a groom carrying a bride, over a river.

It all makes sense when you see the rosties in charge of the casting

this dude is so comically large, he looks like a bootleg he man toy

Those boulder sized shoulders say no.

How can a man be so handsome?

Henry Cavill's secret is that he really is a kryptonian. His makeup artists tried to mangle his face with a knife so he can look like Geralt, but the knives kept breaking.

this

My mom used to have those pocket books in our old house, actually the females on those covers are bombshells too and they were portrayed erotically. I remember I fapped to some of them.

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>is that natural?
Engage your fucking braincells nigger.

>looking at the women on romance novel covers

>fapping to something your mom masturbated to

To be fair, you can't blame the layman for this shit anymore. Gear is far too widely available and is safer than ever before. Just explain to them the rule of thumb, it's not the size that makes it obvious, it's how LEAN they are on top of being big. You can't be big and lean naturally, at least not to the extent you see on anyone advertising their body.

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>I have never been to the gym and engaged in long-term gains
Have sex, incels.

>Have sex, incels.
no, they shouldn't
they should
GET BIG

t. turbogymcel
remember you can't train FACE

Good, she is cute.

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He's a fake gamer, so he's not /ourchad/.

this, im totally fine with yens cast now, but triss one im not sure yet

Is he related to gigachad?

Isn't she suppose to have used magic to make herself a 10/10? Being "cute" isn't really going to cut it.

No, Gigachad is a shop of an ugly shitskin, Cavill is real.

Gain height, hit the showers, and get a clue gymcel.

I ain't fucking gay, but...

Geralt actually describes her something like "not beautiful, but alluring".

Can Geralt see past her illusions?

doubt it

Yes

>It all makes sense when you see the rosties in charge of the casting

Yep.

Leftist women in particular are incredibly vindictive and petty, and will usually dislike other women if they perceive them as being more attractive than them (which isn't hard).

Although the Netflix pushing racemixing thing is likely behind the genuinely bizarre casting, I wouldn't doubt for a second if it was also largely informed simply because most of the writers/producers on the show are vindictive, childless cat ladies. Remember too that fucking pic related was going to be African until the casting call leaked and people went nuts over it.

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>The Unit of Blaviken

Not really, netflix is just afraid to get sued by CD projeckt if netflic characters look too similar to the game versions of said characters.
Netflix produce a lot of SJW trash but here it's very likely because of copyright

No, because it's not an illusion...

Less hideous mutant freak and more just scary for the average peasant. Imagine you're just done plowing your field all day, and suddenly this fucker with pale ass skin, scars everywhere, cat eyes and white hair rolls into town. Also the motherfucker has two swords for some sreason. You'd shit yourself especially if you know the stories which basically say that Witchers are devils.
The reason why Geralt fucks around so much is basically because it is also known that Witchers are sterile, immune to STDs and have crazy stamina. In a time where preservatives aren't really a thing, that's cool, I guess. Also all these mutations and other magical shit basically act as a slight electric shock to any sorceress who touches him, add the fact that most Lodge sorceresses are the most envious cunts you could see and you have it.

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>ywn "shock" yen with your magic mutant dick
Life cheated me, I don't care what you say.

>professional social media account is called "jennydelherpes"
>come up with this garbage not once, not twice, but half a dozen times before
>get 6 figure job anyway
I honestly don't understand how this works.

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uhm, you lost sweetie
see

They all look so miserable.

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>forced photo op for some shit you don't really care about
>can't say "no I'm busy" because the shit environment you work in makes wrongthink punishable by redundancy
I've actually been in that situation before, not over refugees or anything but you worthless being told "yeah I know it's not your job but fuck you we're taking pictures of some unrelated dumb shit and you're taking part".

I thought he was in a big muscle suit the first time I saw that scene. Dude is huge.

Literally me sitting on the chair

I want Henry to rape me

Fuck that.

just like

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>seeking asylum is not illegal

Well yea, ofc its not. Its a perfectly legal way to enter the country. Jumpin the border, getting caught, and then crying asylum however...

jesus christ

>poor illegal immigrants (make sure to capture my best side)

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Unironically have sex

unironically bend over.

Are you retarded? On what basis would they sue? “They look too similar?” That’s so subjective and vague

>Wally is there twice
kek

my man its a show based on books, books that have descriptions of what the characters look like

>not sharing dildos with your mom

They're in America. Anyone who's a retard will sue for the most retarded things

They could, they don't have the right for the games, and CD projeck has a bad relationship with the books author, which make it worst.
>That’s so subjective and vague
No, that could be enough to ask for a part in the profits, which netflix seems to want to avoid. This is bad but coming from a law degree, I was taught about that kind of thing being very possible

Doesn't change what I say, the games only have very slight differences compared to the books description.

>On what basis would they sue?
>Implying copyright make a difference between similar and plagiarism

>have access to magic cosmetic surgery
>still remain looking this hideous

>netflix is just afraid to get sued by CD projeck
??
nigga, CDPR would be at amaze if they made their main outcome character a successfull series
can you imagine how much fucking money Game of Thrones brought to Martin? C'mon dude. People would buy even more Witcher games, merchandise and shit

This, even netflix Geralt has many differences with the game version (buffed as fuck, shittier hair).

you understand that they have the rights to make the show right and as such the right to cast according to how the author described his characters. are you thick?

I honestly feel like he’s too buff for the character (not that that matters really, he’s a decent actor). I still think someone like Michael Fassbender would have been a better pick

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>shittier hair
Can't they find a passable wig?

>nigga, CDPR would be at amaze if they made their main outcome character a successfull series
Except that CDPR will not have a single euro from it, netflix bought the right from the author, not from CDProjekt, that's why Netflix very likely want to avoid anything which would push CDProjekt to sue them.
And again, the author of the books has a very bad relationship with the game studio.
>C'mon dude. People would buy even more Witcher games, merchandise and shit
CDprojekt would prefer having profits from the series directly, and given the trailers, the show will provoke more negative responses than positives

>you understand that they have the rights to make the show right and as such the right to cast according to how the author described his characters. are you thick?
That doesn't free them from copyright issues, even if they're morally right, CDProjekt can still exploit the laws around copyright to attack netflix.
Like it or not, the game versions of main characters are protected by copyright.

Cavil is a witcher fan. I bet he works for half rate.
He is the only good thing about this mess.

series sucessful = people wanting more about it = more game sales
its not that difficult

It's always bad when, out of the entire cast and crew, only one guy is passionate about the project/knows shit about the source material.

Would that be the Djinn doing its thing or something else?

>you understand that they have the rights to make the show right and as such the right to cast according to how the author described his characters. are you thick?
You understimate the shit that happen from copyright, especially with comparison between 3d characters and actual humans, they could use lamest excuse such as "they have plagiarized our version of Triss's hair".

Except that this series will not be successful, it look like crap, netflix is losing subscribers, CDProjekt has better interest suing Netflix for copyright issues.
Their own version of The witcher's characters are copyrighted, which is why you Geralt in many crossover games, which is why the author gained nothing directly from the games.

>Except that this series will not be successful

IF nigga IF the series WOULD be successful. It most likely will not since they open their asses to PC bullshit. but IF would be successful it would represent more positive to the franchise in general, and a big portion of that is the games

Jeez I wonder what (((tribe))) she's from? Take a guess, user.

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It's not an illusion, she's physically altered.