Playing as the healer unironically

almost as pathetic as firebugs

why wouldn't I, dummkopf?

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Can't say I've truly mained a healer but going healer every now and then is fun. You can see how your team relies on you and how many people would've died without the heals. It's rewarding (I don't know why roasties and basedboys want people to thank them though)
All in all I preffer to be a more DPS role with some side heals (mainly for myself) but also for friends. So something like a paladin.

>dominant healmommy
Good taste

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I played a priest back in vanilla wow because I read online that being a healer was the best way to get loot because groups always need healers. I wish I rolled a rogue or warrior instead, would have enjoyed wow even more.

his hamakaze doujins are good even if the face's are a little wack

i like playing whm in ffxiv

Sorry but its only us cute feminine boys who support.

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For some reason I don't trust this image, it looks like it's an illusion and I'm looking at a bent forearm or something.

no I only heal ironically

Yeah!

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>low hand-eye coordination
>poor reflexes
>clicks their skills
>struggles with simple rotations
>plays things because they look pretty/cute
>wants to feel important/useful without being good at the game
>has anxiety issues
>very likely diagnosed with depression
>on the verge of tears when RL shouts at them for fucking up
>but at the same time is slightly turned on by the abuse
Career Healer checking in

What's wrong with firebug besides the idiots who play it?

You described every single female I've played with.

>slim now means feminine
It's all literally a trap. Carefully picked angles, filters to make skin look smoother, never showing faces. Many dudes including me could take pictures like this and have retards drooling over them, because it's nothing more than an illusion, an ideal that gets shattered the moment you see the dude's face.

I dont know I have a pretty cute face user. And I've never used a filter in my life or any image editing.

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based

Helli Mr Skeltal please don't take my gains away

Goddamn I want to lick that tummy

There's one female that plays Pavlov VR with us. She sounds cute, way too cute to be a trap. I don't know what to think.

You're just skinny, fagboy. It may make some people gay for you but there's nothing "feminine" about you.

well i'm certainly not taking HRT and trying to look feminine that way, silly.

>too good to be a trap
thats how they get you user

>good hand-eye coordination
>quick reflexes
>skilled
>play stuff because they're cute/pretty
>want to feel useful while being good at the game
>no mental issues
>on the verge of smiling whenever party member compliments me
>no abuse because I'm not bad and just ignore mean people
I like cute things, I like being support. Why would that mean I'm also a shitter? By becoming good at the game I'll be better equipped to put a warm fuzzy feeling inside my party members' tummies which will hopefully end up flowing down into their dicks.

I really just want a good balance between playing something that looks cool, be helpful to my teammates, **and dominate the enemy healer while they're left completely helpless no matter how many tanks they hide behind.**

>**
Is this '*notices your bulge' shitposting or a reflex from some other site? I can never tell

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Mistaken spoiler reflex, sorry user.

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UNF
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Do you have aids or anorexia?

neither, just goofy metabolism!

nice, what's your routine? mirin' those glutes

just genes :

I do. I'm a grown up man and I would appreciate it if you could keep your disgusting sissy fetish to yourself you faggot. I don't want to suck dicks, but you are constantly thinking about it so most likely the issue is you.

what are your turds like?

tfw futa dom healer in xiv

It's a thankless job but someone has to do it.

What would a ideal date with your waifu be like?

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Well, someone has to play the healer. Healers are kind of fun and relaxing compared to other classes.

In MMOs I prefer playing as DPS mage, but in my D&D group I'm only the healer because they needed one. Guess I'll go with the barbarian or bard next time.

just chilling would be great for starters

>you
>cute
>implying

outdoors sex after dinner

>the attentionwhore couldn't even wait for the other healslut thread to die before making another one to post his pics
sad

It gets me fast queues in ff14 so why not?

Not even a date, just staying in and watching/playing stuff together while spooning for maximum physical contact

t. superchad

No, I tank and use healsluts as my cum dumpsters.

Stop being prison gay and stop having a look that only other prison gays on or 4chins will appreciate

cute tummy

youtu.be/07oKaWzJ13Q
Fucking overwatch ruining healer class

SAUCE!

Can I play the version where I've got a fat futa cock but still get fucked by Sage Warrior and Hero

I only play dps, but I like the ones with some form of support capabilities.
I used to main healers. In WoW from 2005 through 2012 or so, I mained a resto druid, and I performed really good - my raiding guilds loved me and I was frequently invited for arenas by the highest ranking PvPers on my realm.
In later 2012 or so, League of Legends, I played ranked with a guy for some days, and he was such a salty fuck and blamed everything going wrong on me.
Later while playing TF2 by myself, I was healing as usual, and kept noticing that nearly noone of the players I was healing was doing a job worth healing. I switched to dps maining then and there.
I've mained tanking as well but it's always either so easy that I get bored, OR it makes me nervous that I'm gonna singlehandedly wipe the entire raid. I like not dying, so I go for tanky dps if I can.

Why yes, I do. How did you know?

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>say you have a cute face
>obscure all of it behind your phone and hair
You fags are becoming worse than all those Myspace landwhales with all their deceptive photography.

Of course I heal, its just another part of business in an mmo, no different from when I play tank or dps. Obviously my character's suit is tailored for the job.

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DPS and Tanks are essentially each playing a micro single-player game inside an MMO
Healers are actually playing a multiplayer game

Nope, powerbottom tank.

How do you get so thin fuark?

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Only if I can kill people too

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ok but can you switch, or are you bottom only?

Healing!

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>play healer
>use male(male) voice on teamspeak
>faggot in raid starts whispering me this kind faggot shit
>report him for sexual harassment
>laugh at him in teamspeak in front of everyone
>later he gets banned

Delet

beats in my head

wish I could get some of that healing

I don't see the problem, why wouldn't you heal your teammates and make them not die so they can kill the boss and you can all get rewards and shit?

Has anyone fucked a girl they met in an MMO? Girls usually play healers too

I've fucked both a guy and a girl playing healers that I met in mmos nowadays I just play healer myself

revolting.

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disgusting tranny don't @ me

I'm just saying, you're playing a game and if you think there arent gonna be dudes behind the monitor you've got some bad news coming your way.
If you have severe cumbrain you should probably go out and date people instead of playing games, go to a brothel or something

go dilate you ugly troglodyte and make sure to suck Israel cock too

I'm sure you would enjoy it.

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she doesn't look like she'd give me a choice and I find that hot

Throatpussy

Smug shit throatpussy

Healers get the fastest queues and everyone's my bitch when I run it, only other thing that can even compare is tanking, but even then the queues will take a bit

No, I cause death and destruction by healing bandits then working up to entire armies so each nation thinks they are unstoppable. I push them on till a world war breaks out and heal and resurrect groups I deem useful, while leading them to think I am their pawn.

With all the death and destruction more evil is spawned. As I pay countless mercenaries to hunt for the corpse of the ancient grand demon king, because my plans are too grand for the regular once in a century demon king.

Finally I resurrect him and he brings the world to near ruin, as I give him armies to restore his glory. Of course I heal with grand world restore, because casting that is like an auto level up. Once I have farmed the ancient grand demon king path of destruction enough, while infuriating him to no end as the world is healed each night healing his dead lands and undoing his evil plans.

Then I kill him and take his stuff.
After all I really just wanted his black clock of pure darkness because it contrasts perfectly with my white healer robes, to make the best black and white outfit. The fast leveling from all the death I undid was a nice bonus, plus I got hero and villain bonuses along the way.

Based and support-pilled

>play Medic in TF2
>fucking hate playing with strangers and I have too much responsibility to not fuck up
>but you fucking win with Medic, because you have heals

Meh. Fuck healer classes.

I only like playing combat healers. The type where I can deal out some damage and then when everything is said and done I can heal myself/others up. I cannot stand playing healers where you do nothing but stand around healing and buffing others.

>missed the feminine boy poster

Why did it have to be like this
Why do I want a feminine cute bf

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Because you waste your time poisoning your mind in these stupid threads. Get out and stay out and you'll be healthier and happier.

It's the first time I've been in a thread like this on Yea Forums
I usually hang out in /vg/ talking about final fantasy

medic in tf2 is the only healer worth playing

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I play as a healer because I love everyone being my little heal slut.

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I play healer because people call it the hardest job yet for me its the easiest. I suck at DPS and Tanking. I'm better at micromanagement and watching my surroundings then reacting to it.

>You guys don't actually do this, right?
I do. Making DPSfags beg when trying to form queue groups to do raids or instances is the best feeling in the world.

Wait, you like play healer, because you like everyone else being a out heal slut??

>futa mommy healer dom
What does that mean? Can you go into specifics?

Yeah. Healers give out big fat heals that other players crave for and will go out of their way to beg. They're such sluts.

This is your dad posting. Cut this gay shit out or the next thing that goes up your ass is gonna be my foot.

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Kinky

Oh now I get it, pardon my half English

Np. Just think of the definition of cockslut. But then replace cock with heal.

Interesting
I'll keep playing dps but I've learned something new

Based Support/Utilitybros>Disgusting Healsluts

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