Yea Forums account

Imagine not having a Yea Forums gold account

I N T E R N E T
H A T E
M A C H I N E

Why can't I delete it

Nigg62
Did it work?

Yea Forums accounts are literally a thing how do you think passes work?

Yea Forums nuked my 12 years old account because I posted loli fuck this SJW website you can all go to hell, you're no better than redditera

Chrono.gg is a daily deal Steam key site. Every day they have a different game on sale. They actually have somewhat good/recent stuff every once in a while (two weeks ago, they had MHW for under $30). Their copywriter tends to employ reddit humor in all their ad copies, though.

ON STEROIDS
IN SERIES OF TUBES
ETC

Hmm...What if I type my SSN?
XXX-XX-XXXX

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>posting on Yea Forums
>not making you a wizard

GOT A DOG

Do you feel a little more rogue?

>npr talking about right winged people becoming left wing
>some woman is mentioned having changed sides
>starts to speak and has a 100% male voice
>"she" talks about how "she" used to spend hours shit posting the libtards
>discord trannies are real

I started laughing like a mad man after I heard that.

what the fuck that's the same as my luggage

Yeah a little bit

moonman1488
killnigs4fun

This is some high-octane autism.

Roll stealth
You can roll dex if it's higher

Horny4jevil

BILLYHerringTON2018
Doesn't matter anyway because you don't know my username.

WAIT FUCK

>they don't have Yea Forums accounts
based retards

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Is your username billyHERRINGton2018?

lonelyandhorny22

The key word here is having to. I do not need to make an account for Yea Forums. I can tho.

dude wtf you can't post that what the fuck

WHAT THE FUCK user DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW, MY MOTHER CHECKS THAT ACCOUNT AND I'M SCREWED IF SOMEONE POSTS PORN ON IT!!!

didnt read a single post in this thread lmao
woot

user this is your mother. Would you please explain why you have that kind of stuff on your page? Are those evil hackers being mean to you?

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wtf read my fucking post right now

this is the kind of post I'd expect a time traveler from 2005 to make, just shitting on everybody in the thread without a thought and leaving

It's weird how Yea Forums is still this weird, highly coordinated hivemind terrorist group in the publics eyes

>some people actually fell for this one day when posting on their own site
kek'd so hard

ORALCUMSHOT

I like this thread.
Reminds me of how Yea Forums was 11 years ago.

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wow really let me try

boskeletonrp

Yeah... that fits

uhh, i'm blanking here. what's this a ref to again?

I can't relate to your nostalgia old man.
>tfw showed up in 2012
>missed the golden days

That would defeat half the point of this site. It's so stupid I can see hiroshimoot doing it.

If that ever happened i'd probably just lurk forever

That's from 10% to 50% of the posts to this day, though.

youtube.com/watch?v=2e5tAlelJXc

thanks user

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They were only the golden days because a lot of people were much younger and at better points in their lives
In several years we will have people saying 2014 was good because they were the little kids who found this place back then

imgay

you failed

What's this sound supposed to represent? I normally try to avoid idpol cancer.

based

bigdaddylol2345

did it work?

I remember starting out on lolcats, failblog, and memebase as my first internet sites. I then went to leddit and then went to Yea Forums. Kinda weird to think I used to go there.

sperg

2007-2011 Were the best days.
I really can't believe I've been here this long.
It's not a meme when people say you're here forever. You just move to different boards.

How have you never heard a dog lick up water?

Isn't this what /vip/ is technically?

Username: Newfags Can't blankpost
Password:

trapsarentgay

>tfw cat used to beg me for ice in his water

It's just the sound that's made when a dog laps up water. That's it.

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I meant in the context. She's a strong independent blah blah who is perpetually outraged by blah blah and this sound relates to all that how?

securemyass01

this is just america and most of europe
trannies don't have voice in russia, china, africa, middle east and gangsta brazil

this isnt the case anymore. Yea Forums is way more accessible now. when I started browsing the site in 2006 the very first interaction I had was full blown cp as the first thread on Yea Forums. you dont get that kind of experience anymore. theres very little deterrent to repel normalshits away anymore.

Can someone tell me what this is? It's saying I need a gold account but I already have one on Xbox?

also Yea Forums/4channel split was a thing not that long ago

>paying for Yea Forums Live

Most people probably come here through reddit, but my theory is that even that might stop happening since discord is so popular

>It's not a meme when people say you're here forever. You just move to different boards.

>mfw I have benn on Yea Forums for at least 8 years now
>mfw I bearly visit Yea Forums now and instead lurk on /k/ because Yea Forums has gotten so cancerous
>mfw I am european and can't even own funs

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top part is woman ranting about white nationalism being systematically grown on Yea Forums. bottom part is average thread on Yea Forums. the humor is created by the perceived difference between her view of Yea Forums and the reality of Yea Forums. you retard

The threads there are used because they don't have any political meaning to them whatsoever. It's just showing that she's paranoid over nothing
It's literally just the sound dogs make when they drink water

You are actually genuinely autistic

Jesus man. The woman's idea of the site is clearly some hellhole den of villainy with nonstop torture and stormfront threads. The silly dog posts are meant to poke fun at that conception by means of contrast.

The context is that she is equating to Yea Forums to the Taliban or Al Qaeda but most of the time its retards being retarded.

You are an example to include with the Schloping.

I go on /k/ even though i'm nogunz, i'm also enjoying /out/ cause I wanna go trailing more. I really should go back to /fit/ too.

>not having a Yea Forums account
oh wow.

>can't even own funs
Imagine not being able to have fun because of laws

>2019
poseur

I was a NEET until then.

this is 4channel, not Yea Forums you dumb newfaggot

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I started coming to Yea Forums and then when that board went to shit I started coming to Yea Forums back in 2012, then also started browsing /R9K/ and Yea Forums.
Just to think back in 2006, young little 12 year old me came for the Caturday threads and stayed for the gore threads.

Ah. I just try to avoid the shittiest threads as well.

is this how you do it?

no

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dumb retarded antipol nigger

>Yea Forums is way more accessible now.

True, but this place still has the reputation of just being Yea Forums with cp and viruses everywhere and not understanding how the different boards work. Little shits also get scared because they will try to do their upvote bait shit with writing out some long spiel about how better they are then start crying because someone said they don't care and then called them a fag.

Fag

I only bought a pass because legacy captcha died

Can you really blame me for suspecting yet another ebin idpol maymay of the month being represented there?
As for retardation I guess I have no excuse as I'm still on this board in 2019, talking to you faggots.

>you dont get that kind of experience anymore.
We get it every 4 years during the world cup though

Leave any time, newfriend.
The door is always open.

yes, it's literally your fault, and the blame is all yours

It's okay to act retarded sometimes, no need to be so embarassed about it.

truly epic lulz

They announced that in 2017

...

but it died in 2018

>embarassed
No, just surprised.

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It has no purpose, the joke is that these schlop threads are frequent. So Yea Forums is full of terrorists, when in reality its full of shitposters posting dogs.

Yeah and you're gay for waiting

>He doesn't have his Yea Forums® GOLD™ yet
Bet you can't access the secret /vip/ board either.

this is a good thing in the eyes of gookmoot

metal gear poster not posting the good meme

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This is the image he posted
You're welcome poorfags

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MODS HE REPOSTED VIP CONTENT

Why do you guys not have 4channel accounts?

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Anonymous
##B01Pucci777

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wtf?
when did they add this feature

a few months ago
the funny thing is, you can't even see the badge if you don't have a gold account
so it's really a secret club

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Hunter2

so the secret /cp/ board does exist after all. very interesting

Fuck me lads I've been clicking on images to enlarge them and responding to anonymous posts since fucking 2009, time after going 18 goes by so fucking fast I cannot deal with it
At what age did you start browsing? I was a wee 16 year old lad with a fat tit

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10 years old in 2007

Can someone provide an example of what people think 4channel is like in the current year if they;ve never actually been here? I think Yea Forums is such a tame site at this point I can't imagine what a normal person's brain thinks of it

i began by lurking /d/ in 2011

Drag0npOzzer69

>no funs
Sounds like you fit just right on Yea Forums

Good man.

Wait, plebs can't even see my gold?
HA.

They can't farm easy asspats from super safe and bland opinions, mods won't come to your rescue, don't have useless pissing contests about karma or post counts, and they get easily trolled so they hate this place

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14, 9 years ago I lurked for about 2 years, and even then I didn't post regularly until I was 19

what is this, 2013 again?

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I only started lurking Yea Forums around 2012 after my local "chan" started going downhill in terms of traffic

12 in 2006

Dogs are a symbol of white nationalism.
This is because white people tamed wolves to help us hunt, and we still have dogs to guard our property today.
In contrast, Reddit liberals have cats, and cats are the enemy of dogs.

I hope this kid lost everything when the hurricane hit Puerto Rico a couple years ago

I did for the longest time and now I don't and I don't like that

>2019
>not having a Yea Forums™ premium account
>not having access to premium pics
wew lads, i guess is finally time to end it

>Can you really blame me for suspecting yet another ebin idpol maymay of the month
You can be blamed, because it's the Left that pushes ebin idpol maymays of the month. You're confusing /pol/ for a bunch of college students being paid by CorrectTheRecord to click farm and post more BLACKED edits.

occasionally lurked since 2007 - first post, i think, in 2010

same

Was the image actually originalor taken from somewhere online? That kid looks 9 or 10 at most. I know some people found this place at like 13 or so but he looks way too young to ever Yea Forums.

did you guys REALLY blow up a van?

I didn't
someone probably did
he might've posted on Yea Forums during sometime of his life
so technically...

I've been browsing this shithole of a site since 2006. Yea Forums is the worst board in this entire site's history to be honest.

>I know some people found this place at like 13 or so but he looks way too young to ever Yea Forums.
It's really not hard. You've just gotta be a really fucked up kid like me

thank god
I thought the internet had forgotten

>2007-2011 Were the best days.
fuck off newfag, the off topic posting during that time was fucking insane. I remember looking at the first page and seeing nothing but off topic threads with nothing to do with video games.

[stopmusic]

How young were you? I'm 19 now, think I was 13 or 14 when I first started coming here. I actually lurked for two years, I was kind of nervous about posting here for awhile since it was unlike any fourm I was familar with at the time.

larping faggot

2010 Yea Forums was peak Yea Forums

kys

>Yea Forums is the worst board in this entire site's history to be honest
How can you seriously say that when fucking /mlp/ exists?

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I'm glad they patched that in, last time it wasn't yet implemented and my password came out uncensored. I will now type my password below.

obama08

I was 11 in 2007.
I'm 25 now.

Might as well just merge the site with reddit at that point

More like Obummer.

ineeddaddyscummies69

Cool, let's try this:
WomanH8er88

Lets see...
Ratgorefucker88

hot4mommy911

Cumguzzler3000

>11 in 2007
>12 years later
>25 now.
Not possible. At most you'd be 24.

Shit, guess I'm a paradox then.

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I was 13 in 2007 and am now 25.
Either you're awful at math, have terrible memory, or just an idiot.

BigGuy4U
dude wtf

I'm taking about Yea Forums you absolute faggot.

oralcumshot
did it work?

I think this needs a revamp, its a bit too crusty of an image to keep being used for this joke.

cunnyr4p1st6969

12 in 2011 found some conspiracy videos on youtube ended up on /x/ moved to Yea Forums for a short while and then I landed here

made my first post on this website on april fools 2018

on an unrelated note, did they ever catch the hacker Yea Forums? that guy is suuuuuch a piece of shit I hope he gets raped in jail and dies from blood loss after his rectum is stretched to impossible lengths

-Twitter for iPhone

Everyone is nostalgic for back when they first came here, not because it was objectively better but because you were more on point with the culture. Honestly coming to Yea Forums now feels like an out of body experience half the time because the culture has advanced far past what I remember.

Had one back in 2012/13(?).
Wasn't worth it, so I didn't renew.

I think there is a bit of merit to the nostalgiafagging. People used to have a lot more fun on Yea Forums, now the divide between bitter boomers and shitposting zoomers is more apparent than anything else.

Something like Raid Area 51 is like something straight out of 2004-7 Yea Forums, but that shit just won't fly now.

Yeah, but they don't admit it and just reply with whatever unrelated rambling that cross their minds

Username: IateAss69:3
Password:

>he actually bought the Yea Forums pass

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Nigga have you been on Yea Forums recently? Yea Forums manages to be more on topic than they are at this point.

>hehe i'm such a 4channer, there is no such thing as accounts on Yea Forums

Fuck off

p.Yea Forums.org/v

Laws are, by nature anti-fun
>oh you want to shoot some feral cats? Nope can't let you do that
>oh you want to prank a child by giving him heroin? Nope, no fun allowed
>oh you wanna go for a drive with your bros running over whores? Nah too fun for you

OBJECTION

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do you enjoy clicking on 6 bikes before posting?

As having a bike fetish, yes.

this looks disgusting

Jo0zR0oL666

Alright but if this doesn't work I'm gonna be pissed
Iwanttolickraffina'spinkhairpussy

I think that is related to how Yea Forums has become more popular in the mainstream.

Nigga considering how many image dumps I do, I'd rather pay than answer that many fucking captchas

EVERYONE LAUGH AT HIM

16 in 2006

>You take a photo and then *poof* it's out there in the ether. What can we do to not have this happen?
How about simply not uploading them? Has that ever crossed your mind?
I bet you also sync your contacts (or make them accessible to applications) and are then surprised when they leak or are used for targeted marketing.

I once bought a Yea Forums pass because I wanted to post a webm of me cumming on anime figures on /gif/ but my ISP was being rangebanned. I know hiroshimoot got what he was looking for since that's the same shit he pulled on 2ch, but I really wanted to post that webm of me cumming on black hanekawa. Fuck that bug eyed kike

ILoveDick87

It was Lanced Jack before he got hit by that bus.

To be fair: moot started that pass shit ages ago.
hiroyuki merely continued that shitty scheme.

boskeletonrp

retard

Yea Forums has the worst mods on the site, half the day its lawless and the other half the day everything expect threads on the latest tv shows and marvel movies are deleted

It's not the passfaggotry but the rangebanning. It was amped up a lot after hiroshimoot took the reins. I bet I can't even post from my phone unless I'm on wifi.

Also gave them their own special elite no plebs allowed board as well.

has it though? obviously there were spikes around GG and the elections but I feel like Yea Forums barely ever gets mentioned anymore. it's all about reddit, tumblr and the like for normies. Yea Forums only ever gets mentioned by overactive superlefties with an axe to grind and everyone else is just indifferent.

maybe that's the internal conflict of an oldfag, feeling bad about not being relevant anymore even though for years he wanted to stay underground.

E=MCgenius1001

Kys

That's like saying it wasn't Nanashi, but that it was Toshiaki.

>I once bought a Yea Forums pass because I wanted to post a webm of me cumming on anime figures on /gif/
thank you for your service

hmmm, okay
Irapechildren449
really hope this works

chubbychaser69

Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
does it work?

Captcha fucking blows
If you still have the token you can renew any pass. 2012 passes are worth a bit of street cred I guess

username: rabbitipsnipstein
pass: gasgasgashitlerwasright1488

same age and same year for me
first big thing i remember happening on Yea Forums was the katawa shoujo demo being released.

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Goddamn this thread is full of zoomers holy shit.

>street cred
If I gave any shit about that, I wouldn't be posting on Yea Forums of all places.
That's also why that entire "Yea Forums Pass" shit is retarded.
Run traditional banner ads like moot did. Locally. Without JS shit. Wouldn't block those.

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There are threads that aren't?

>le ebin post
>le password on le Yea Forums xddd

literally re.ddit

BUY MY PASSU

You could let people have fun you know
It's not that hard, maybe you could even try it yourself

Good point.

now that's a screenful

Sneed

nineteenletterslong

*****

did it work?

HOLY SHIT GUYS. I CRACKED ANONYMOUS'S TRIPCODE

golly

there's something so pathetic about a middle aged used up woman with dried out ovaries saying "incel"

I forgot that this was made
Yeah it's a ripoff of clover but with none of the features

#faggot

moot?

By mainstream I don't mean like media and shit, but I feel like more 'normies' have started to come here as the internet has proliferatred.

I think the background of the image should be transparent, since it sticks out if you're on a blue board.

Hacker known as Yea Forums here.
You've all been hacked for the lulz.
Good day.

>Accound
It's meant to. If you use the tomorrow theme as any sane person does you should be used to that

Jokes on you, I bought a dog.

Maybe 15-16 back in 2007. Actually lurked for 2 years before my first post.

>he hasn't made a account on 4channel yet
shiggy

Jokes on you, I hacked your dog.

The pass has been around that long? Literally feels like yesterday. moot=jew

>not using Yotsuba

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youtube.com/watch?v=128IR21ZQa0

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That's a nice van you got there, user.
It'd be a shame if something happened to it.
On a serious note, why mention Yea Forums at all? It's weirdly out of place.

>the off topic posting during that time was fucking insane. I remember looking at the first page and seeing nothing but off topic threads with nothing to do with video games

Unlike right now of course. Definitely everything here isn't "Yea Forums culture" garbage and "memes"

the only based post in this chain

fuck

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since late 2012 iirc

If anything, Yea Forums is actually more monitored than every other popular website out there. There's more cp or gore on twitter or reddit or facebook than on Yea Forums.

drugs
i mean
bump

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Of course it has. The amount of traffic Yea Forums gets has fucking skyrocketed. It is populated with people who act like retards because they heard through the grapevine that people act like retards here and that's how they fit in. It is infuriating seeing something that once had value (albeit in a twisted way) ruined by dumb fucks trying to fit in. I cannot wait until whatever the next Yea Forums is so that I can be free of retard normies once more.

Oldfag here, we learned from our mistake but apparently no one else did. Chanology was the beginning of the end for Yea Forums.

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16, 2006-2008 lurking
Started here not Yea Forums.

>found some conspiracy videos on youtube ended up on /x/
Damn, people still go to /x/ over some paranormal stuff on yt?
Guess I wasn't the only one.

Yea Forums should have accounts since scumbags just ban evade all fucking day.

Jannie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jannie?
Jannie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jannie?
Jannie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jannie?
Jannie are you okay, are you okay, are you okay Jannie?

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i'm going to beat you to death with a jannie
stupid ass frogposter

He mad.

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It's not hard, I came here around 2008 when I was like 11 years old and fit in which probably says something about the userbase

There are most certainly people on here that aren't even remotely half as old as me or even you.
That underageb& shit is only superficially about keeping minors out. Makes it easier to run this site in the US, I suppose. We have all been through it. The web is filled with sick shit, and children WILL find it, and they WANT to find it. Nothing wrong with that. We coped with it, and so will they. But it's more about ACTING like an adult.
If you don't act like a minor, no one will ever want to see you banned on this site.
The first time I got called underage on Yea Forums was a few months after I had turned 18.

The userbase is generally fine. Otherwise I wouldn't return on a regular basis.

Yeah, there are definitely some 11 and 12 year olds here posting the funny wojaks and calling people niggers
I would say I'm concerned but that would be a lie

Also glowniggers run this site now.

cocksucker

I was 15 in 2014, started with /mlp/

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Why won't Hiro give me a discount on the Yea Forums pass, I am a veteran old fag who has been browsing since 2017

>Oldfag
>Doesn't even remember the elections golden age
Top zoz

hunter2

>rogue
>Not Warlock

>spoiler
Oh my sweet summer child.
You've missed everything...

No joke if they made it so that you needed an account to post, but posts themselves were not visibly tied to any account, it would shutdown 99% of shitposting and save the site

>idiots fell for a joke
>not even bait, just a JOKE

AAaa!!11

14, after my friends wouldn't shut the fuck up about the Yea Forums posts they read on funnyjunk. They were in full "final boss of the internet" mode which hooked my tiny edgy brain in immediately. I thought "well I may as well check this thing out at the source" and instantly closed the tab because Yea Forums was boring as shit back in 2012. But two weeks later I was bored and decided to check out some other board, aaaaand that's how I ended up on /tg/ for two years.

12 years old in 2006

Went to Yea Forums when I was 12 that was in 2007 and left since i can has no englishz.
Came back during 2015. I basically missed everything.

***********
you guys are fucking idiots

your Yea Forums password here

i dont even remember when i started, best guess is around 2005, but i lurked /d/ for years before posting, as it fucking should be

wtf why didn't it work

ballsd33pinmycat

ballsdeeepinmycat

>2012 passes are worth a bit of street cred I guess
Anyone who shows they've got a pass immediately gets mocked and derided for actually payign to use Yea Forums.

User: jmanderley
Pass: knight_killer

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acc:gasthejews
pass:ilovebl4cked!

Lurking is for gay tards who get social anxiety from online forums. I have fond memories of BTFOing pretentious pseuds on Yea Forums who had no idea they were arguing with a stupid 15 year old who'd never read a philosophy book in his life and didn't know what half the words they were using meant.

>mfw the plot of this movie is actually pretty good

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ilovebbc

wtf why didnt it work

I ain't giving that chink my email

Lub3THATCh@iR

Wow didnt know this, lets try!

fuckniggersandfuckjewssieghail69

Is my Yea Forums account usable on the 4channel or do I need to buy a new one for here?

>Hiro's cancer
I hope someone kill Hiro, and rape his family and friends, I hate this fucking creature, I hope an earthquake destroy his entire country.

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lurk moar

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soul
soulless

is he okay? did he died?

I'm really loving the free games i get each month. I Wish i could afford a platinum pass. Are we getting OverWatch next?

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Password1

I want a pass desu, but I'm not gonna bother with any of that crypto shit.

trapsucker6969

did it work?

f!ckm30n335ama

Fuck off AzureDiamond

Isn't it back to credit cards?

iamnotmootandhiroshididn'tsictheyakuzaonme

Did it work? When did Hiroshimoot add this?

I can't even remember how long I've had my pass, does it count as an account? I feel like I lost it for a short time since it changed to crypto, wonder if that reset it.

How do I view these?

NIGGER69

use your eyes nigga
this is assuming you've signed up for the Yea Forums/exhentai crosspromotional special account, which you have, right?

0451

oh wow it works

I am using a regular account right now

I was introduced to /x/ around 2009 and visited on and off but only really started lurking proper until 2013 which is just a rough guess because the oldest link I had saved from Yea Forums was some loli thread.

holy shit guy

then get the yotsuba code ya dunce
you need to upgrade, but dw it's free if you know where to look

▲
▲▲

Raptor69

sneedposter7to8max

I'm pretty sure before 18 I was browsing, so I've been on Yea Forums since 2008, maybe less.
What the fuck

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At this point, I'm just glad they didn't say Yea Forums would make you a pedophile Nazi.

I hate the reputation this site has, because I've met many of my friends through here and they're all good people.

when i was 14 i was scared of Yea Forums because trolls talked about calling the "Yea Forums party van" on me. i thought they were like life-ruining experts or something who would dox me.

but i was a literal child, wtf is this guy's excuse

god i miss when people who posted here were all aware that Yea Forums's reputation was just a front to deterr outsiders and not how the site actually was.

Yea Forums used to catch criminals before the FBI could, they were based as fuck

>They were only the golden days because a lot of people were much younger and at better points in their lives
no it's because people made jokes that were actually fucking funny and every single meme wasn't just a spinoff of the same two shitty low-effort templates. shit like rage comics were considered low-tier but now those are comedy fucking gold compared to the modern era of Literally Only Pictures of Pepe and Wojak

>read
>not using an text to speech plugins to read you Yea Forums threads while going to bed
What is this. The dark ages?

I've been here longer than I care to admit. What am I doing with my life?

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most people have a psychological breakdown when confronted with people who don't agree with them

let's try this
User: moot
Pass: ilikebigcocksandiwanttobethelittlegirl2004

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>moot
what kinda fuckin username is that lol

>His head is the size of 1 tit
muh

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rent free newfaggot
rent free

>only 3 replies
damn

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Lol I was the opposite. I boldly scrolled through tonnes of gore and racial shitposting because I was utterly convinced it was all fake. I'd stare at some nigger with his legs burnt off and say "yep, obviously fake, lmao imagine thinking you could get me with this stuff" and just continue.

>the 3 hour goodbye stream
the true beginning of the end

>nothing w-will change, I-I swear!

not everything needs to be replied to. I ctrl+f'd "hunter2", nodded my head when I found a result, and continued browsing.

lol you couldn't have paid child-me to spend more than a minute in Yea Forums, i saw gore or explicit nudity and i was outta there

true,but I doubt expected a bit more

>ITLL HAPPEN TO YOUUUUU

I wanna learn about this

>:^)

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make ya look ;^)

feels bad man :(

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Delete this

I can't even remember, but I DO remember when clicking on an image would bring it up in another tab and when you had to type noko in the email field to keep track of your posts.

WHAT'S THE STORY OF THIS IMAGE WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING POSTED

mywifelovesbbc

too soon

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marblecake

gaben

There's some things you just can't post man. Not right now. It's way too soon.

>everyone started browsing when they were 10-14 years old
>all in our 20s-30s now
>there are late 20 year olds arguing with literal 11 year olds over nintendo and playstation RIGHT NOW
not to mention Yea Forums is 10x more popular than it was when we all started browsing, so the number of 10 year olds is probably 10x higher
clown world

That's probably what poor fuckers told themselves after the roman empire collapsed, if you see what I'm getting at.

I'm not sure. Everyone yearned for the halcyon days of the Roman Empire, even the faggots who were never a part of it (G*rmanicfags, I'm looking at you). Ironically, the Roman Empire was an absolute shitshow for everyone but the megarich.

who here actually goes on Yea Forums?

The fall of the roman empire and the fallout for a hundred years afterwards was pretty brutal. I don't think people in spain or italy were having a good time in the 6th century.

one of the best youtube fads, desu.

People in Spain and Italy were having a very rough time during the latter centuries of the empire, and desu before that too. People really underestimate what a cyberpunk hellhole Rome was back when economics wasn't a thing. There's a reason one of the richest guys in history was a Roman. He had all the fucking wealth, while most people in the empire had bugger all.
You're right that Italy depopulated quite a bit "during" the fall.

There it is

God, 1A is such a garbage show.

>Ironically, the Roman Empire was an absolute shitshow for everyone but the megarich.
You could argue that for most places through history. Countryside farmer has always been the way to go.

It got better after the fall. I'm gonna be real with you, I'm not sure specifically why it got better (disrupted trade routes decentralised power which allowed for greater quality of life among the commoners? idk), but I do know it did get better. By the late medieval period, things were going great (so long as you didn't catch the plague lmao).

...

I think that because we've been here so long and actually understand what this place is really like we lose sight of what the uninformed public thinks about us now that we're on the inside.

I started reading ED in 2010 at 14 years old, then lurked Yea Forums from 2012 to 2015 before I started browsing other boards.

LoveThatReich
IWantABigBlackCockInMyAryanAss123

i came here originally looking for fetish shit fatfur and inflation btw on /trash/ in 2016 but lurked Yea Forums until last year, this place is shit but it's better than twitter, reddit, and tumblr. my bf uses it to read beastars translations on Yea Forums.

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based

>he doesn't have a Yea Forums account
What are you even doing?

2011 had alot of cool things going on. Alot of fun thread

>The constant shitting on Bioware/Bethesda >Tester threads
>Unboxing Dragon Dildos
>Bitstrips comics
>Papa's Pizzeria
>Rigging of the Gamespot poll
>Early DaS threads
>Cyberbully streams
>the intial hype for the Yea ForumsGAs, before everyone realised how terrible that idea was

Similarly 2012 and 2013 there were alot of fun events

>Shitting on Anita
>Shitting on kickstarter
>Anonymous Agony
>CoD quickscope compilation parodies
>TORtanic and ME3
>King of the Nerds threads
>Voting EA as the worst company in America

Everything after 2014 is a blur and while I don't doubt that alot of Yea Forums's current problems are just things baked into the site due to the format and userbase it attracts, I feel from 2014 onwards the sense of community has diminished, and the unpredictable wild culture has been replaced by one where everyone is just an edgy contrarian posting the same tired crap over and over again. Fuck I take 10000 dubs threads a day if I could banish all the shitty wojack threads forever. Fuck I actually used to like Pepe and Wojack when they were just fun mascots for people to make OCs out of, instead of a tool for lazy shitposting

New users don't have to lurk anymore since this place's culture has become mainstream, so we get swarms of morons coming here posting their dumb buzzwords and reaction images and baiting people, not realising that's not what this place is about. It's supposed to be a lightly moderated discussion forum free from the constraints of a place like Reddit or Discord.

17 back in 2005.

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Mammaries, else kindly leave.

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I was 12yo back in 2007
it was probably a terrible idea at the time

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Automatically adding the title of linked youtube videos was a mistake.

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idpol won't avoid you though.

>implying it's a chick

hurr durr

What the fuck is idpol?

cool let me try

I'mactuallytheZodiacKiller

>he doesnt have captcha buster

>Ariane St Amour
Good taste

>used to

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2011 age 11
I was being a little faggot and got told to lurk moar so I didn't post anything except that one time I shared sauce for porn people looking for until 2015

catsanddogs123

You see the problem is today you could probably get away with it. Just download a pepe from google and you're set.

>Just got new dog
>Doesn't understand how to drink
>Instead of making *schlop* noise they just dunk their entire face into the water bowl
Are they going to work it out by themselves or do I have to have other dogs drink around them to make the understand?

>all these people who were 10-12
And there's plenty of 10-12 year olds here now. Remember this before you start arguing with someone acting dumb.

i have fat fucking mantitties so i might as well be a chick

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FUCKNIGGERSANDFAGGOTS6969
did it work?

Nope.

u couldn't pay child me to get off of Yea Forums lol
I was kind of a messed up kid

bionicman

Niggermaimer1488

thejewsdid911

Yea Forums is truly something else. mods ban whatever the fuck they want, yet there are hours when there isn't a single on topic thread in the first few pages. it's kind of a shame, they have such a quality OC floating around
the board itself is a shitpost
18 I think? I forst posted on Yea Forums in like 2012, got laughed at, and was too scared to post again until two years later

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kek based

It's defective.
Return the dog to the pet store, calmly explaining to the manager the reason for the return in great detail. Please record and upload.

I fucking hate TV, I fucking hate most films, and I absolutely despise Yea Forums. They are the worst board. This post was made by the e/lit/ist gang.

pseud

checkme5br0

TrapsAreStillGay12

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WTF, how did you do that?

We had a literal murderer share crime scene photos on r9k just a few weeks ago.

There've been way more murders shared on Reddit and especially Facebook, I bet.

What video game is this?

It's a site that was selling Grim Dawn for as a daily deal

ilovebecky1999

Edit: wtf it didn't work, is your password really ***********************?

Didn't some anons here help the FBI shut down on CP sites in the past, I remember hearing about it but searching doesn't bring anything up.

Shit the fuck up Jamie and clean the kitchen for once

aren't you the same person that drew these other Jim reactiom images? You're cool

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I was 19 in 2007. I had just dropped out of college and was completely lost. Yea Forums unironically set me back on track

based

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My coworkers are like this as well. Some of them go on the 4chin subleddit and then act badass about what "they have seen" but are literally scared to go on the actual website.

Unironically had a coworker with the last name Niggemann. Cool guy; he was white.

I've had my Yea Forums account for 30 years

GasalljewsHitlerDidnothingWrong1488

Wtf op it didnt work

>started browsing Yea Forums as an early teen
>someone posted a facebook profile link calling all Yea Forumstards to raid the faggot for being underage and making garbage posts
>the profile in the link was mine
>had a mild panic attack and heart started thumping like crazy
>turned out the link just took you to the public profile of whatever account was signed in on that computer
you assholes got me good

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It's always hilarious when they bring on a woman and it's just a guy pretending to be a woman

niggerblack55nig1488imwhite

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Jesus christ

I remember those, damn user

I have friends who wont post here because they think they will get hacked somehow. It's for the best though, this place has enough retards as is.

I love Yea Forums!

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I still have a thread on Yea Forums about some guy posting that he wanted to fuck his sister at a hotel bookmarked from one of my first days here

Anonymoose
IHateVidya69
I hope you're right. I lost my AdventureQuest account to this shit once.

>"user you browse Yea Forums right?"
>yeah
>"Since you're a hacker can you find me a download for an old movie? I can't find it anywhere."
>"You're good with these torrent things."
>o-ok
>quickly drop by a filesharing board on infinitychan and find it
>0 effort
>"Thanks user, you're so good!"
>n-no problem
>tfw not pro hacker after all

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>game of the day refreshed an hour ago
>today's game doesn't even have an ad copy
Did they read this thread, and purposefully excluded an ad copy this time? How insecure and self-conscious. Usually the Steam page description is under their ad copy.

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too soon you fucking degenerate

14 in 2006
Time flies man

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17 in 2005. Saw /w/ mentioned on a wallpaper website, and afterwards discovered Yea Forums and Yea Forums.
Yea Forums was already shit back then.

lol boomer

I bought it but the image still isn't loading. Can anyone help?

123456

>rd /s /q c:\

you can't see them unless you complete an introductory mission for anonymous
looking at your file I can see you were never given yours, sorry about that. well your intro mission is to destroy reddit. good luck, soldier

imciamistersnowden74

BRwith140ping

i used to lurk a little around 2014 but i started spending lots of time on /tg/ and /pol/ around 2015 for obvious reasons
i eventually stopped going to both of those boards because /pol/ is fucking unusable these days and I lost interest in /tg/ stuff because I have no friends to play with
i just come to/v/ most days and occasionally dip into /an/ for memes and cute animals

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