How do we fix Tails?

why does so many people want to make Tails a girl?

was the butthole necessary?

There's no fixing Tails, not after what he did.

Friend bonding

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This but unironically.

i wonder how the people in the social media accounts would meme about tails porn (typical tails shota porn, not... that)

>implying they wouldn't love this

Tails' butthole is always necessary

im not trying to say that, i was just trying to say how would they sneak in a tails shota joke porn without going too family unfriendly but far enough to get people to post le funny "disgusted XD" reaction images

He becomes real, for everyone that loves him, and desires to be their onahole forever more

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Make him as good as his TGT counterpart

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Drop all the 90000000 IQ and just make tails a plane mechanic. Also make tails a girl.

>a girl fixing a plane
yike

>implying he won't just rape all the milf instead

Damn you're right, I overlooked that. I was so wrapped up in the possibilities I never stopped to think if they were feasible.

Give him a bench to sit on

Use Tails from SA1/SA2. More action, less smart, naive little brother Tails. Could fight Chaos and Eggman solo, smart enough to take down GUN's army by himself.

Probably the most badass Tails now I think about it.

Tails Garrison.

>Hey Beavis...
>Yeah Butthead?
>a fox with TWO tails!
>huhuhuhuhu
>heheheheheh

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Give him a second ass

you mean make his one ass twice as big

Tails was fine until the fetishists got a hold of him.

You want to know why Nintendo is notorious for being over-protective of their IP? Because if they weren't, their franchises would've had the same reputation that Sonic the Hedgehog characters do now.

>until the fetishists got a hold of him.
do you mean the fetishists in the fandom? cuz mario still has its fair share

>A twin-tailed fox that can walk, talk, and operate machinery
>Hung up on it being a girl

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none of that make any sense

It's amazing how much better Tails was in that animation. He actually showed initiative and jumped into the fight instead of sitting in a mech or just calling for help.

have you ever seen a woman driving?

Plenty, with varying levels of success.
I've never seen a fox fly a plane though, is my point. Boy or girl.

I can't believe Tails just raped Vanilla in his tent.

I was just playing along with yike user, I don't know how you thought was to be taken seriously.

Because it's a fun dialogue either way.

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I don't like this, it reminds me of HTF

By sucking his penis.

Make Sonic a girl and make Tails date him.

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Gee I wonder why

>swimsuit
is this artist a pedo?

>is this artist a pedo?
I don't know but that would pretty based desu

Make Tails dating Remilia

Shouldn’t he look more like Diavolo?

Make him my wife.

how come the male characters are nude but the females are dressed?

Because girl bodies are far more private than boy bodies, so boys should always be on display for girls.

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Sonic is a rebel and doesn't give a fuck. Tails is Sonic's hanger on so he does whatever Sonic does. Knuckles lives by himself, in the middle of nowhere, on a tropical island so he doesn't really need clothes. And Shadow gives even less of a fuck than Sonic.

Sonic cant swim dumbass,hes a porcupine

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Just bench him already

bless this boy

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>if you draw a swimsuit, it mean that you are a pedo
ok?

this

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what do you mean? cream doesn't wear clothes

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>what are sukumizu

what are what?

Google,retard

and one ching chong potatoeto you.

Source pls

Google "Sonic the Sissyhog"

Give him a milf

Stop drawing his anus for one

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based retard

everyone have one

Depends, who's the artist?

Yes. Very.

shes not?

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MAKE HIM SPIN FASTER FASTER