How do I get rid of butt/fart smell from my PC chair?

Disgusting slobs with no sense of personal hygiene sitting naked on a chair.

toss it

Unironically imagine the smell.

Imagine the taste

fucking wipe after you shit next time

Imagine its a girls chair

thank god if I don't shower for more than 24 hours I am unable to be comfortable in my own skin,greasy hair is the fucking worst. I can't imagine how those who don't shower for weeks can live with themselves

Next time buy a non cloth chair and wipe it the fuck down regularly. Also try not shitting your pants.

After long jack sessions my ass sweat will eventually stink up my chair. If you have a cloth one like the one pictured, put a mixture of 1 cup of water, 1 cup isopropyl alcohol and 1 tablespoon of distilled white vinegar (Scale it up to fit your bottle) into a spray bottle. Spray the shit out of the chair, then put a towel and something heavy and large enough to cover the whole chair. Leave it overnight and all the stank will have wicked into the towel.

At that point, burn it for the good of mankind.

It would probably smell even worse because in addition to the shitstain it would also probably smell like unwashed vagina. That's not a good thing.

You see that white-ish area at the front? Those are where his balls rest. And the white particles are his the flakes of skin that falls of his balls after not bathing.

Imagine now the girl who has to lick his balls.

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>White on the front
Yeah thats a yikes for me.

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I unironically have this same question. My room has smelled like shit lately and I’ve just realized it’s because my chair stinks.

>eat food that doesn't make you fart
like?

Water

cabbage

All food - food that makes you fart = food that doesn't make you fart.

Protein powder and broccoli

My asshole

Bleach doesn't make you fart.

I can't imagine someone living like that having anyone suck their balls

imagine being the girls chair

>not just keeping a towel on your chairs when going around naked

MREs. You won't be shitting either, it's a win-win.

>you're shitting over yourself again!
>not yet
>GO TO THE BATHROOM!

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smell wise that's even worse though

Please tell me what country you live in where every man gets a government-mandated ball-sucking girl.

The ABSOLUTE STATE of gamers

What the fuck is wrong with you people

burn down your house

I assumed the white part was jizz stain

That's not a very nice way to treat strangers.

beans

I have a rotation of folded towels that I put on my chair that I switch out and wash every 2-3 days.

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no because the point is that you can swap it and wash them without much trouble

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>tfw the asian woman at work leaves so i can finally lick her seat

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owo whats this

Try washing your ass you disgusting freak.

Cabage and onions

it all makes sense now. these are the people posting ryan gosling all the time.

Negro you need a new chair. And start wiping your ass.