Three wishes? sorry user, I can only grant you one specific wish...

>three wishes? sorry user, I can only grant you one specific wish, you can sleep with the video game character of your choice. so, who do you choose?
well?

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I'm lookin at her!

My waifu

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Solid Snake

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Marina

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Futa Risky Boots

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If my days playing D&D mean anything, it's that wishes will be corrupted by genies or other malevolent spirits.

Please define "sleep with". Is it full intercourse or the literal statement?
How many times will this occur?
Will I be altered in any way such that I would not enjoy it from a neutral third party perspective?
Can my partner(s) of choice or I be altered in such a way as to enhance enjoyment?
What will happen to my partner(s) of choice afterwards?
Will there be any lasting effects?
Are there any limitations of what my partner(s) of choice and I can do?

I need every question answered before I can draw up my wish.

Dante from the Devil May Cry series

Morri--wait, this isn't like Wishmaster or the Monkey's Paw, is it?

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Razzly from Chrono Cross.

This might be a boring and cliche answer but it has to be Chun-Li. I've had a crush on her since I was a little kid.

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You should probably hire a lawyer before making your wish, in that case, to make sure it's airtight.

This guy's waifu, so I can take her virginity before he gets her

Princess Peach
I've wanted her feet pretty much all my life

You

Shang Tsung.
not as himself of course

pic related

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Wish granted but she is now accurate to our world. Enjoy your 51 year old Chunners, and try not to break her hip.

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that wish sucks

Chiaki. She looks super soft, so it'd probably be pretty comfy to use her chest as a pillow while I sleep.

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Funny thing about it, I remember Chun Li being my favorite since I thought she was a unique character as a kid. I knew next to nothing about Street Fighter's lore aside from playing it all the time over my cousin's house. Mom buys me Puzzle Fighter for the GBA, then I read the instruction booklet for it and was captivated by her backstory summary within it and immediately became a fan of her.

Although I kind of got over it when that crappy Legend of Chun Li movie came out a couple years later.

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Easy choice

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Can I get a hug from Shantae in addition to the wish?

Urka from Tales of Androgyny

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i wish to take a bath with this girl
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Guess she meant "sleep with" as in sleep with. No lewd stuff you pervs.

This person.

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i wanna keep her warm on the cold nights

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risky boots

i want to fuck that ass while shes in that position god damn

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I choose whatever video game character can actually grant the wish that I want.

6ft 3in tall super human, yes please

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only acceptable answers

Nah man. Shantae is for cuddling.

Now Morrigan, on the other hand...

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wouldn’t she drain your life energy tho?

>sleep with
I'm not falling for this bullshit.

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Nope.

Only if she chooses to. She's been known to fuck for free occasionally.

Fpbp!!

My one and only. I really want to wake up with her every morning and see her with bed head.

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Noooo, she lives off adrenaline and eating dreams. Sex with her is harmless.

Hm. Mental note. Request Morrigan and Shantae clothes swap in a drawthread at some point...

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>you will never trick shantae into having sex with you without actually using up a wish

I want to be her dildo.

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Risky

it would certainly be difficult to resist

If she's in a game then Pochaco. I will never not be mad. Barring that, either Yozakura or Ryza.

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Good taste, user.

Why not? Who wouldn't want to sleep next to a cutie?

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Does this count?

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>tfw been trying for a month to recreate her space princess outfit in koikatsu
Fuck, I'm gonna have to learn how to use overlays aren't I?

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Thanks. I'd love nothing more then to be her husband and spend the rest of my life with her.

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You know, I respect that.

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I want to get an One-Time Special with my waifu, Metal Gear Chaioth Ha Qadesh!

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Tracer

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I want to sleep with the Sorceress

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My oc that gives immortality and omnipotence to the person who sleeps with her.

Can I ask to make her smile instead?

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ok but is she in a video game?

Your brain is just an organic computer so yes.

Isn't that like fucking your own daughter?

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I'm cool with that for immortality and omnipotence.

Please let me sleep with marie i just wanna warm her in my arms please

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I WANT to have wholesome lovemaking with her.

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Don’t judge me, I like what I like.

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Kawakami is perfect for making hafu babies with her English teacher coworker

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based and EBFpilled

First and only wife, deborafags are delusional
Florafags are alright

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Bayonetta

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>Florafags are alright
Die.

my husband

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I'll take Emily

>Enjoy your 51 year old Chunners
Oh I most certainly will

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You can't bring back the dead, can you?

I want to fuck the Giga Mermaid!

>scaly bra
DIAMONDS!

>those fucking hips

correct

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is there another reason to do it?

>hips and thighs
the thinking man's choice

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it only looks cute on pics. IRL it's gonna be a fucking nightmare of weird genitals and insatiable hunger females suffer from right after sex.

Your partner is summoned spontaneously into existence, and disappears from existence when their timer expires.
Their timer starts at 8 hours remaining, and can be increased by a further 8 hours for every time the two of you fuck.
Your partner is aware of all of this, and would like to remain in existence.

My wife, of course

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Claimed

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there is something wrong with your head if you seriously ask a question like that

time to play the don't cum first game

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long or short hair?

why would you leave Reddit, twitter, Tumblr and all the other websites with proper account services, only to come to an anonymous image board and then opt to use a tripcode? seriously, were you dropped on your head as a child? or are you just that much of a special snow flake?

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As much as I love dark skinned girls, for me, it’s MIDNA

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You can hug her while you fug her

what a pathetic thread. have sex, you worthless permavirgins

you are just as dumb for replyin to him

>can't even knot her
What's the point?

>he doesn't know

Correct

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MODS

That souds... disturbing, maybe I won't spend the wish at all. Leave it to a genie to take all the fun out of getting to bang your waifu.

Nurse

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My wife Kasumi, of course!

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fuck you bitch, just give me money

What is constituted as "fucking?" What constitutes the sum of one "fuck?" Is there a period of time between coitus in which one fuck does not count as another, or is it simply determined by one or both parties reaching climax?

You can't fool me, filthy jewnie. I want all of this in writing or I'll wish for you to be my partner.

Woah slow down there folks Shantae said only SLEEP. She never said anything about sex.

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>implying i won't be doing anything while they're sleeping

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>she's 16
Yes and...?

tifa, ivy from SC or chun=li

Note this doesn't technically use the wish.

Why do redesign fags always make it worse

A dildo is not a living being. You have wished for your death.

My wife

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Have you ever dated or considered dating an older woman?

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I haven't held hands with a girl that isn't my own mom.

Lt. Stokes

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her series might be long dead but I want her to sit on my face

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spina bifida waifu? why?

ivy from soul calibur or the barmaid with the huge tits from that one zelda game

this sounds too good to be true. i once fucked a girl 8 times in one day

Do futas count?

Hard to choose,I would pick something exotic or otherworldy but she could be taken away by the three letter agencies.
I'll pick shrimp

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You but only if you give me an extra wish for pic related

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Mercy easily, wouldn't pull out either
woulda said 2b but then I'd have to wish for her to have a vagina and asshole too

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What game?

She doesn't even have a p*ssy

>shrimp
why shrimp
you could be motorboating M2's titties or PKP's lack of titties

She has some personal value for me and russian loli best

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I choose this

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just a one night stand? that's not for me.
I'd rather get the chance to befriend and develop a relationship with said character.

based

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You i wish sleep everynight whit you for the rest of my life
>she dont say you are limited by only one time

So this is the power of vlc...