ESA 2019

Now: SOTN
Next: Bloodstained
Later: The Messenger

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esamarathon.com/schedule

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I didn't know this event could be so comfy

Damn, I can't believe Metako still has the energy to commentate after he did over 5000 pushups earlier.

nuggets

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did gdq really turn down jon playing golf for random shit like trannies playing bad games?

what? can i get a rundown?

Messenger got free update recently, I should play that.

>Dxtr uses the stopwatch
>my stream freezes

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He had to do pushups during the Yakuza run and he joked that the only reason he didn't do more was because he did 5000 before the run.

I need to scrape Ex's artbooks.

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based bald guy

Dude just keeps going.

There's about 4 or 5 hours left. It's still doable to get Tifa named.

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>Peasants who never figured out that you could divekick into candles to gain extra height

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he was running a game at a GDQ and at the end revealed he wanted to run the golf game next marathon. GDQ interpretted this as him shilling himself to try and get his run approved. obviously the most sensible response to this was, instead of just not approving his run, ban him from submitting runs for like two years

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SotN's soundtrack is so good, bros.

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How would attending a GDQ or ESA event be as a "normie"? I'm not part of the communities in regards to forums/groups etc, I just want to go and watch some runs, get drunk and maybe chat to some people there if they're not turbo autists.

>not susan

Nugget is our word
but you can say nugga

If it actually gets a bit closer I'll probably try to help donate towards it.

You're on a mission to have everyone else pay for something you really want. If you want it so badly then you should feel the sting to get it. I'm not trying to be an asshole about this, but we're NYPA.

Faggot.

I'm considering donating right when FF VII begins. What are you gonna throw in?

Susan pls

But user, if everyone thought like you, it wouldn't get closer!

wtf, fuck the gdq admins for that, that's retarded.

GDQ is all normalfags and trannies now, so you'd fit right in but probably get drugged and raped by a feminine penis.

That's business as usual for GDQ. They take offense to completely benign shit.

>now

youtube.com/watch?v=TLmK6qOLXps
for me it's crystal teardrops

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>Not donating with less than 30 minutes left to not alert people

ESA comes off as the type of situation where you can meet runners you like easily and play shit with them/hang out in the practice rooms or other game rooms

GDQ seems like most runners show up for just their run and otherwise stay away from the venue/just hang out offsite with their discord nuthuggers. i almost never see runners i recognize in the audience. i also don't think they let non-runners into the practice room at GDQ, but there is an arcade (might be pay to play tho)

if you just want to watch runs then GDQ is probably fun, but if you want to actually meet and hang out with people ESA seems much better

I never bother looking at anything that isn't porn on there, I didn't even know they had vidya artbooks.

>nuthuggers
I miss /srg/

Confession: I never figured out how to bat charge.

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I don't.

Probably like $10, maybe a bit more if it's not close enough. Not going to until right before the run starts. I just wanna be sure no one is gonna donate a fuckton to another name after mine.

it started off as a couple of turbo autists meeting up to stream in one of their mom's basement, and that was before streaming was even that big. certainly didn't start out as normie-bait

Only works if you got a big donation like 40 or 50 dollars that can get the name in first. If it's just 5 dollars you might as well donate now.

They're all under non-H and maybe manga. Lots of stuff there.

good of him to show noobs how useless calisthenics are

had some good lads and the marathons they did were pretty fun

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Rates:
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Are you fucking kidding me.
What a joke those faggots are.

GDQ has a lot of cliques that just go around together and hang around together all the time they're not running.

It's pretty fucking isolating if you're not in with a group.

Das aight.

Whatever you say.

very true, even though they weren't "in person" marathons, their shit was extremely comfy

I believe it.

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I probably got another $10 in me because I did $20% donation. So the both of us can get it halfway there.

GDQ is a giant Discord circlejerk to try and network and advertise your channel. ESA is too but much to a much lesser extent (the cancer is growing though).

yeah I miss the stupid memes and mediocre runners. Peak comfy. Fuck the frenchie with the insufferable accent though.

Damn, that was a solid run.

Nah, he is right. The first GDQ event was hosted in some hardcore Mormon's living room.

Sub 20 is nice.

>he was running a game at a GDQ and at the end revealed he wanted to run the golf game next marathon. GDQ interpretted this as him shilling himself to try and get his run approved.
You'd have to be willingly misinterpreting shit to take that as anything but him saying it's what he'd like to do, and would be submitting it via the normal shit.

Of course GDQ do exactly that with a lot of people, especially ones they'd like to just be announcers / commentators and not run anything anymore.

Dracula had a hard life.

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it's true, zoomer. you don't actually think this shit just started out of nowhere instantly popular, do you?

And?

I'MINTERESTEDINTHIS/10
HAHA THANK YOU

Those were the days when it wasn't all about corporate interests.

NOOOO

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>zoomer
You should have let me know that you were a shitposter from the start.

FAREWELLFORNOW

Time for Bloodstained

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i miss dyke bongwater, s k e l e t o n b i l l, and the rest of the boys. at least peaches still gets a gdq run in every once in a while

Nice run of SotN
Haven't played bloodstained yet. Probably going to sit this one out

Can confirm this, when I visited Närcon in Sweden many years ago it was really welcoming and Swedes are the friendliest bunch on this planet easily, even a introvert nerd like me got to talk with lots of strangers, take part in fun contests and stuff whereas cons in my country are full of people who just keep it to themselves and just have group mentality big time.
So I can imagine like Närcon, ESA is very open and it's easy to talk to people there and being awkward with nationalities is just good opener, whereas GDQ is probably complete opposite as has been said, not that I know for sure.

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Wait wtf Symphony is already over? I thought that game takes an hour.

What I want to know is why and how?

Where's all the new strats for Catechumen, Blast Corps, and Quest 64?

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That's Zangetsu's game though.

webm related

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srg marathons were cringe kino. this is the best marathon run of all time youtube.com/watch?v=e_0rRwXibOQ
Dick Oak? He wasn't even a runner, the very definition of a stream monster.

I want Miriam to crystalize my semen and absorb it directly into her gut.

How many of these are still alive?

it was any% which is really quick

What was /srg/?

Estimate was only 25 minutes.

what the fuck is the context here and why do they put up with this fucking sperg?

What is he doing?

Dance of Pales, for me.
youtube.com/watch?v=Oquad3rnZSI

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No. It's their game.

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wtf we're getting blueballed by Curse of the Meme again?

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Dont forget D U G O N GU E
Was a good time. Still dont know what happened to it.

This was immediately following the FFX-2 run with Leonis and Metako that went over estimate.

A circlejerk.

Wrong Bloodstained game, retard!

user I've actually met him and he's a perfectly fine guy when he isnt tardraging at the audience. And frankly hearing him get annoyed at GDQ's audience yelling OOOOOOOORB and HOOOOOOYIP was great. Sorry user, I dont think the guy is perfect but he's no protomagicalgirl, not even close

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What does it look like dingus.

The gesture is meant to indicate pointing at a watch, which is something you do to express to someone that they're late or too slow.

>that sgdq 2013 run of catechumen
>peaches running with duke on mic next to him
>duke doesn't say a word all run
>at the end peaches whispers to him "great commentary"

great run desu

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He is harming himself.
Is he not?

i don't think he's too old for someone to slap some manners into him

>Bloodstained has had more good games this decade than Castlevania
Based IGA, fuck Konami

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speed run general on /vg/ a couple of years ago. They did their own marathons once in a while and some of their runner even made it to ESA and GDQ. Was comfy. The irc wasnt even that cancerous if i remember correctly.

it slowly turned into /sc2g/ over time

Low% transitioning?

based metako and leonis's kino x-2 run was over estimate. punchy was up next and not pleased that his run was delayed

>A month ago-ish
>They fell for it

I'm glad lewd mods were so quick with this game.

What happened to it? Just fizzled out?

I assume thats what happened. You can check out some of their stuff here youtube.com/user/SpeedRunningGeneral/videos

>punchy
as in succulent and punchy?

I'm glad this game supports mods at all, was this ever promised? I don't remember it.

i didn't follow it that closely, but it doesn't surprise me. got to the point where threads were basically only really alive during marathons, all of the actual speedrunners left/lost interest

They were only like 5 minutes overestimate right?
It's not that big of a deal regardless

>The HOLY TRINITY OF SPEEDRUN GENRES
Platformers
FPS
Action/Adventure

>The UNHOLY TRINITY OF LET'S PLAY
RPG
Card Games
Racing Games

>The ELDER GODS
Zelda: OoT
Tetris
Super Mario 64

This is what happens when you don't beat your kids.

It became NASA and died because 95% of the people there were actually legitimately terrible at games. Everything was overestimate and run on easy mode.

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There's a Shakira showcase?

>fat nazi stuttering and being autistic
C U T E
U
T
E

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>its not nightmare mode
Well that sucks

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Fuck. Jinny is on the couch.

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>two hours of the messenger after this

kind of wanted to watch bayo but no way am i staying up through that trash

>no super metroid

That's fucking pathetic, and not even a surprise from somebody that far up their own arse.

Nuggets are always relevant youtube.com/watch?v=OrJDjLfgrWc

>when duke reaches to grab his shirt because his fat is sticking to it
>he stops himself because he realizes he is on camera, but then goes through with it a second later

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nah it was at least like 20 minutes. still not that big of a deal, like half the runs i've watched at this marathon went over

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>the messenger
that bad?

and Punchysusan and punchi and every other name he keeps changing to every couple of months.

it's a decent game but it drags on too long

I miss those days

45 minutes into yakuza and its been reddit as fuck
was i memed?

>not the new game with the titty monster

fug this, i was mislead

his twitch says he's using an i instead of y because "punchy" was already taken

>threads are back to talking about Susan
Sometimes I feel like I'm one of five people in these threads and then the rest of you are actually bots.

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can no one just be normal

>Punchysusan
Based retard

MIRIAM!

COTM is genuinely a wonderful game though. And Miriam is literally in it. So is Bloodless.

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All the successful runners like zfg had to distance themselves from their antics, and the not so successful runners eventually lost interest.

Curse of the Moon has much better music than Ritual of the Night.

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I know the OOB run of it is boring trash-tier, I've seen that before at one of the marathons. This might be decent, but I don't know for sure.

Yea Forums is pretty much reddit,what did you expect

ZANGETSU!

>use all of the proceeds from the /srg/ marathon in order to choose cosmo's windwaker file name at a gdq
>set it as "cosmo es un reptile"
>duke has to stand up and announce this right in front of cosmo

goddam that was kino, for how terrible of a general it was, there were still some good times had

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Jonathan?

>why do people like drama
Well I guess I can't expect some autist to know anything about social interaction

it's just a joke

Ehh they're both great.

If you're here for drama you have autism sorry user

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i agree, but pixel titties pixel art tiddies don't do it for me like those beautiful RotN melons

Lmao yeah if you don't constantly bring up chicken nuggets over and over for days on Yea Forums then you must be autistic.

Was nice while it lasted.

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Fair, also no big beautiful nun tits. But its still a wonderful game and Bloodless is pretty damn shapely in COTM.

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you could slap some manners into me

Fuck off, normalfag.

>use all of the proceeds from the /srg/ marathon in order to choose cosmo's windwaker file name at a gdq
I remember the GDQ chat being furious at that. They were whining that you shouldn't be able to do a block donation like that, and that GDQ shouldn't be taking money from Yea Forums. Some were asking for refunds because they had donated before srg sniped it, and were saying it was unfair. Glorious butthurt.

comfy as fuck

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>set it as "cosmo es un reptile"

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i enjoyed NASA until last year when i was promised SMT 3: nocturne run, but the runner just decided to run something else two seconds before his run.

it sucks that gdq has become "no fun allowed", but when you over correct and just become fucking retarded chaos with no rules at all, it's just as terrible. it's a shame, because NASA 2017 was actually pretty damn good. ESA is a good middle ground between retarded mess that NASA is and no fun allowed fascism that GDQ is

>If you're here for drama you have autism
Where do you think you are?

Sssssssss it was a good meme but that was before Cosmo turned himself into a bigger meme.

In retrospect the reptile menace was nowhere near as bizarre as reality.

truth truly is stranger than fiction

GDQ may be "No fun allowed" but the last year or two of them have been filled with genuinely great runs. I swear that the last four GDQs have ended with lots of Yea Forumsirgins going "huh that was actually pretty good!" and then a month later its back to the whole "GDQ IS DEAD NOW" schtick.

Frankly I love GDQ and ESA. These are some of the only times I'm even on Yea Forums anymore. NASA was just a bunch of Yea Forumsirgins trying to hide their lack of talent behind layers of irony.

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Best song in the game.

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>you can freeze your sickles

wtf

Based taste user. Best song in both games.

I think COTM has the cooler boss fights though.

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>SMT 3: nocturne run
It was supposed to be a race but then the other runner was """sick""" and the one that wasn't didn't want to do it solo because it was gonna be a "who gets fucked over less" race.

I wish RotN had more bangers like stage 6 here.

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>nuthuggers
more like nuggethuggers

Holy shit what year was this

You're right. But OD is still the best boss fight.

AGDQ2013 iirc.

Having been to two GDQs I can say I had a lot of fun hanging out at them. The free arcade is pretty fucking cool, it has Virtual-On!

There better not be any nugget discussion in this thread.
I AM NOT A NUGGET!

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>NASA was just a bunch of Yea Forumsirgins trying to hide their lack of talent behind layers of irony.
Funny, because I can't remember any runs at NASA that were mercy killed, where as that has happened recently at GDQ. Please use a trip so I can filter your retarded opinions you worthless avatar faggot.

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I really wish Bloodless's level in RotN was a torture tower.

Forgot to mention it was only gonna up to Matador too, ending there solo would've been lame and run of the full game would've been like 12 hours.

That is a fair opinion to have! I also really like Zangetsu 2, Gremory and Dom

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Bloodless is a fun fight in CotM but a nightmare in RotN with her erratic movements.

That's fucking hilarious hahaha
I wish it was still possible for us to trigger them like that nowadays.

They werent mercy killed, they just kept moving back the estimate. It became a joke.

Sorry that you're butthurt that NASA failed. Its actually pretty funny because the one thread this year that hit bump limit was 25% me. If it wasnt for me every single NASA thread would have died a miserable lonely death. People just dont care about it.

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SGDQ 2013 or AGDQ 2014 ?

The one where people couldn't stop freaking out over based Mirrored cucking Cosmo live on stream as he choked repeatedly on Wind Waker.

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I want to go back.

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Sounds like it was just terribly planned and organized in general.

youtube.com/watch?v=Qx69CZe-65E
Doesn't seem like it? Unless I am utterly deaf. Had to be at the start right?

this was my first marathon and i thought mirrored unironically did nothing wrong. he had very informative commentary

I want to fuck Gremory

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Maybe I'm thinking of a different year then.

is that andy on the couch? holy fuck he looks so much younger

I admit to needing to use items to even beat Bloodless at all in RotM. I think the fact that I was using the invisible sword fucked me up more than I thought.

>all this gundam shit

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And thinner. And his pants don't look stained with shit.

Her waist is too small for all but the most Asian of penises, user

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Gundam's a big franchise.

It may have been the year or event after. All I remember is that it was probably the last event that Siglemic was at.

>he pbd
Great run.

Neat run

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>PB by 13 seconds
goddamn, good for him

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>PB
Good work. It was a good run and he deserves it.

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Oh shit PB? Nice.

>Set you estimate to 2 minutes longer than you PB
>In a marathon setting
That fat guy was begging to go overestimate

>PB
Fucking nice.

I liked Messenger. Second half dragged a bit. Dunno if the speedrun will be entertaining though. I need to play the beach update.

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Anybody here like Lettuce?

He genuinely didn't do anything wrong. The asspain was 99% Cosmo fanboys, he had an insane following at the time because of his OoT runs, and the fanboys couldn't stand seeing their hero being bad at a run he just wasn't that good at. Especially not when a guy who knew more about the game and run would commentate on what Cosmo TRIED to do after choking.

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This shit isn't GDQ user where runners set estimates one hour longer than their PB.

SourPls
Runner wanted 13 peanut butters

>PB
Nice. He also PBd in his other run earlier the other day so good for him. Solid commentary that actually explains why he does certain things and what's actually going on.

I can do it without items but getting her medal was infuriating. It took me two hours to get it and the last attempt almost ended in failure as one of her attack hit me just after delivering the final blow.

great run

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Except he didnt, user

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Not that it would've been a big deal if he did, since an estimate is an estimate, not a time limit

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I love them with my entire being but high-execution platformers kick my ass. I'm not sure if I should try Messenger or just keep watching people play it.

You're right. ESA is where runners set their times to be 2 minutes faster than their PB and overshoot it by half an hour.

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Anyone has the timestamp for the silent hill 2 run that happened

>Tranny on screen
Fuck off

Dug through the trackers. Found this.
gamesdonequick.com/tracker/bids/agdq2014
Un reptile was a name for WWHD. Only got 4th place though.

Post reaction images from this ESA.

I remember it being reptil not reptile.

So you don't like Lettuce? :/


youtube.com/watch?v=dw5FnUWRMLc

why do they put bbf on camera

My bad, it was Un reptil

Its one of those games where the devs think their bosses are more interesting than they actually are and the fights last three times as long as they should.

Where's my fucking Cave Story run? Now there's a game where bosses didnt waste your time.

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Post shit worth reacting to.

Is there something wrong with saying trans person

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What went wrong is that Mirrored and Cosmo didn't set out how they wanted commentary to go, and Mirrored talked more than Cosmo wanted him to. It just blew up because it was really awkward for the runner to tell someone to not talk as much. It was basically the 2013 Chibi/Caveman.

This is revisionist history, just so everyone knows. One, it was wind waker that they were both running at the time. Two, Mirrored didn't have an "insane following", particularly compared to Cosmo, and didn't know more about the game then Cosmo. Cosmo was a record holder and Mirrored would watch his runs on stream and take notes on them.

what is the relationship between the two bloodstained games? basically just unrelated games with the same characters? i don't see how curse of the moon can be a true prequel since zangetsu dies and miriam doesn't seem like she knows gebel or alfred ahead of time in rotm

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It's redundant. You don't say dog canine or cat feline.

>Mirrored didn't have an "insane following"

i believe the guy you're replying to meant cosmo had an insane following, not mirrored. i've never heard anyone imply mirrored was even remotely popular

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Yup, they're unrelated. COTM is Zangetsu's nightmare when Gremory sucks him into the dark abyss.

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>Mirrored didn't have an "insane following"
No shit

>devs provide a speedrun patch to skip dialogue
based

You interpreted what he said completely wrong. He was referring to cosmo's fanbase.

this girl makes my pp feel weird. not really into the animations in her game, she's built for tender loving not monster rape

>male person
>female person
>trans person
Yes

I just think she has a cute design. I definitely prefer Miriam though.

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Yes. There's no such thing.

GDQ blown the fuck out by BigJon

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Disgusting

Any idea when they'll put the vods on youtube?

Messenger is such a great game especially to see run. I got the Plat trophy on PS4 version.

uyama on suicide watch

months from now

I disagree user,I think Miriam is cute.

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How will they ever recover?

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takes months for them to get around to it, just watch the twitch vods

He is truly the most based man in the world

WTF ARE WE GONNA DO GDQ STAFF

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I'm so happy he had a good time and got to run his dream game finally.

damn. yeah I'll watch the twitch ones.

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Is this one of the best ESAs? If you say no I want you to list the year you think was better.

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Maybe Uyama will let BigJon play his golf game at AGDQ 2020

Hopefully he'll return for another ESA.

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most asians i know are the biggest weebs i know, especially ones from shitty south east asian countries that wish they were from japan instead. the fuck is wrong with uyama? still pissed about nanking?

Hockey Rink year was a little bit better, but this is close so far. Might end up better by the end of the week.

But why

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I've been thinking a lot about going off the grid for a month. I'd like to do it, but I'd hate to be stuck on the grid forever so I'm sticking it to the guy who says if you are ever stranded on a planet or something you need to find something better to do. I'm trying not to think about it too much but if I were stranded on a planet I wouldn't be able to do anything except go eat popcorn and listen to "What Makes a Great Chef" by The Smiths.

aaaaand i'm done with this shit, see you boys tomorrow

don't forget to donate to make tifa's name MOMMY

you guys promised during sgdq that esa would be comfy. these commentators are boring, this run is boring, and there's no trannies to laugh at, no drama to make fun of, and no (good) porn to fap to.
what the heck guys? and now the runner is singing

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...

I wouldn't say it's the absolute best one, there are some very solid contenders for that, but it's a really good one.

not every run can be a 10/10 user

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shut the fuck up

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>no drama to make fun of
Oh please, the worst thing about this ESA is that the threads at times devolve into copypasta.

That all sounds comfy to me.

*Nuggetpaste

>there are some very solid contenders for that
So name them. Its way better than last year and the year before that.

Why did GDQ get rid of the bonus streams?

No, 2017.

2017 was amazing. being in the live thread for the nuggets debacle was insane, especially when susan showed up in the thread himself to bitch. had good runs besides that, but that was the highlight for sure

this ESA has had some good runs the past few nights, but i haven't forgotten that saturday and sunday were really shit. it's gonna have to keep up the quality to make up for that if it will dethrone 2017 in my book

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It hasn't beaten the high point of last year's FF run from Leonis and Metako's original 20$% run, but on average it might be the best?

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there's been one comfy kino run every night so far, you just tuned in too late

>2017 was good because of nuggets
Oh right I forgot I was in a thread with people who are here for tranny and nugget based drama and not the entertaining runs themselves.

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>no drama to make fun of
Drama is anti-comfy

My only real complaints this year is the fallout from the RE4 run and two streams being so close together at the event so when there's lots of applause from one side it feels awkward.

too chaotic and nobody donates during it so there was no point from their point of view

Whoa cute

But that was ESA winter, not summer.

Fucking this.

susan apologist detected, fuck off

Does anyone know the archive of susan showing up in the thread?

They're all starting to blend together for me, but that sounds right.

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>I wasn't here for all the amazing shit that happened during 2017 and only heard of nuggies so that's all it had!
Kill yourself.

It takes time to pack up and get out of the venue.

Literally proving me right dude. That Yakuza run was better than literally every run from 2017. You can't name a single run that was better.

It's hilarious how many times people say 'last year' when talking about Leonis's and Metako's FF runs from winter ESA.
Looks like we all suffer from some sort of Alzheimer's already.

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i mean if you watch these marathons for "pure speedrunning execution" then i don't see how you'd like ESA at all, it's usually people who have non-WR competitive times going over estimate. ESA is literally only good for comfy runs and cringe, fuck off to GDQ if you want no fun allowed

>Implying 2017 didn't have both
>Implying the combination of runs such as My Summer Car and the nugget meltdown wasn't peak entertainment
>Entire event bad because of drama

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yeah well at least its fun

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Why are anons talking about nuggets? Has Ace Combat finally gone mainstream?

2017. The original Mario 64 Relay. You cannot capture that magic again. Even the SINGLE American (Mr. Shasta that fucking furret furry) that participated and ruined the run could not make that run bad.

Did you not watch Zeroo's RE4 run last year?

why do you look down on nuggets run but love the yakuza run? yakuza run being good had nothing to do with it being a good speedrun at all. don't act like you're some arbiter of good taste looking down on the nuggets memers if that's your idea of a good run, you're literally the same as them

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>My Summer Car
It was fine but nothing compared to Yakuza

And again you're literally proving me right by going 2017 WAS THE BEST CUZ OF NUGGETS, its like I'm talking to bots.

Can you guys name three great runs from 2017? Seriously, I'm lobbing softballs here. I can name 15 great runs from this year easy peasy.

No, it isn't.

>tfw missed all the good shit
how was golf bros?

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Oh right I forgot MY SUMMER CAR that too

I want to nap on those thighs

>if you like the Yakuza run you have bad taste
Wow look at this guy

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what are you, some sort of woman?
go read entertainment weekly if you want drama

>I can name 15 great runs from this year easy peasy.
Then do it user

theres also the issue of yakuza getting a special award. in the event yakuza get a special award in a speedrun, that's cool, that's fine, but what other kind of awards does that involve? do any other things like nukespas on an achievement count for an award? are achievements and achievement points counted, as much as possible? the people claiming that yakuza got a special awards "because this person is a yakuza fan" all the same thing, that it came from the yakuza's team. the people who say the nuggets weren't on the achievement list have no clue how achievement points work or how a single award is ASSIONED ./

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The run wasn't world record or anything, but Jon was having a good time.

user...

Had plenty of other kino runs like paper mario and my summer car. nuggets shit has definitely been meme'd to death now, but that doesn't change the fact that it was truly an incredibly thing to witness live. Don't be jealous just because you weren't there, newfag.

You sound like this is your first marathon and you only think yakuza>nuggets because you were here for yakuza and missed nuggets.

>newfags actually trying to discount ESA 2017 now
>the year shit like Yumpman: Beginnings, Super Mario Galaxy 2, TMR playing Battletoads on fucking watermelons on a third stream, the SM64 relay with actual good players unlike 2018, My Summer Car and much more
Consider me baited if you've only been pretending to be retarded or a gigantic newfaggot.

Anyone else notice that Leonis seems a lot more comfortable/confident this year around, did the god run level him up?

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FFX2
Typing of the Dead
Pokemon Randomizer
The Dragon Slayer
GTA: SA
Catherine
TWEWY
Bloodstained
Freedom Planet
Golf
Katana Zero
DMC4
Nintendogs
YGO
Splatoon 2

Easy

Sorry guys, this year is just great. Feel free to get butthurt about the truth though.

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Stupid dragon.

goddam i'd forgotten about a lot of those. that first sm64 relay in particular was so dam good

guys please dont argue
every year has been good
theres no need to shitpost
please dont be like this for another 2 hours until this boring run ends

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>TWEWY

ok so you're just a butthurt punchy fan mad about the nuggets meme. that's all you had to say, user.

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Except I was here for ESA 2017. I've been on Yea Forums for more than a decade.

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just because you're all boring losers that doesnt mean we all are

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not him but i saw a lot of people enjoying that run simply because they're fans of the game

>this run
>boring

how dare you say anything bad about this, my first ever ESA

The TWEWY run was good, sorry you're triggered. Did the Typing of the Dead run upset you too?

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My Summer Car. 70 Star Relay. 120 Star Galaxy.
>It was fine but it doesn't count because there was one better run this year
>Bots
Oh, it's this faggot again.

>I hav no die...
>... so I go for this
>slams the trick
I like this guy.

is that picture supposed to prove you're an oldfag or something?

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Was the Ukraine guy running STALKER that year, or 2018?

>Actual post Chanology era faggot
Good lord, you people are worse than newfags.

Jesus Christ, you're pathetic.

EGOOTS
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I didnt say it didnt count, I just said it was fine. Yakuza was more entertaining though. This year is just on point and its only like halfway done.

No, 2007-2009 is newfag territory. You know that right?

are we getting a mario relay this year?

2018

>Muh gaiafag made timeline
user, please stop now.

>Rage face and awesome face
>Previous memories
user.........

>newfags actually trying to discount ESA 2019 now
Fixed that for you

I hope he has a massive heart attack soon (in Minecraft).

Welp. I guess that's the only memorable thing from 2018 in that case.

It was a different time, user.

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>Preferring 2017 to 2019 means you think 2019 is shit

>No, 2007-2009 is newfag territory. You know that right?

that's literally a 2016 meme, retard

>the SM64 relay with actual good players
Except Mr_Shasta

and still not pathetic enough to pretend this marathon is good

Hey some anons seem to think that I believe 2017 is shit because I prefer 2019 so far. Kinda funny!

user he's a frogposter.

it's the worst

I hated rage comics then, and I hate them now

The only things I remember from that year is BBF choking to death and coolkid choking to death in the last run.

2019 has had some good runs, but lets not forget just how terrible saturday and sunday were. you're acting like an immature faggot to suddenly say 2019 is the best shit ever just because you're still riding the high from yakuza a few hours ago

the guy in the audience that kept falling asleep was the most interesting part of that run, he really stole the show.

No, that was retarded even back then, which is why it caught on so easily on Reddit, Ebaums and other shitholes, whilst smaller imageboards were largely spared from them. Even back then that was considered cancer.

>you're acting like an immature faggot to suddenly say 2019 is the best shit ever

I think some anons are illiterate. Lets go back and review:

>Is this one of the best ESAs?
>ONE OF THE BEST

I was very happy to hear other opinions, and I've gotten some good replies. I honestly wasn't expecting such an autistic temper tantrum.

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>I honestly wasn't expecting such an autistic temper tantrum.

honestly lurk moar

Of course not. There's not enough "drama" for underage retards like you.

>you're acting like an immature faggot to suddenly say 2019 is the best shit ever
That has nothing to do with that I wrote.

>is this one of the best ESAs
>next sentence immediately after asks for the best year
English is hard

>If you say no I want you to list the year you think was better.

no there's not enough good content or even drama to keep this marathon interesting. it doesn't help that the thread is also dry.

guys, my dog threw up on my bed.

Eat it.

It was a miscalculation on my part, sorry. I should have waited until the threads were quieter. But no I got my lurking done in 2007.

user you're scaring me. That's exactly what you wrote and I countered it by showing you how you clearly misread my post.

And I disagree that 2017 is the best year. It was fine, but compared to 2016 it was kinda lacking.

You know you can have different opinions and still be okay with each other, right? I feel like there are some very hyperbolic posters here.

breakfast in bed

Stop

ew no. he already tried that anyway but i cleaned it up before he could.

youtube.com/watch?v=Z2DzFg1vBqI
youtube.com/watch?v=KLxOReeNymw
youtube.com/watch?v=O9Au2fLtoIw
Let's not forget these gems

>is this the best ESA? tell me which is better if you disagree
>people disagree
>autistic faggot REEES at them saying 2019 is actually the best

who was in the wrong here?

>That's exactly what you wrote and I countered it by showing you how you clearly misread my post.
Sure, if you linked the right post. Fuck off, retard.

>That's exactly what you wrote
you replied to the wrong post

pics

>Look at Pewdiepie game comments
>Are the dislikes because of the existence of the game? Because the run was entertaining, in my opinion
>I disagree, i really disliked the inside jokes and the "bro" vibes the commentators were sending out as a substitute for actual commentary

These people.

>You know you can have different opinions and still be okay with each other, right? I feel like there are some very hyperbolic posters here.

if you are this poster then you're a faggot because they're the one who caused this drama. up until then it was just

>guy asks if previous ESAs were better
>anons say there were some good ones

when are you guys going to have sex?

i already cleaned it up. he’s back under the covers sleeping.

You know what to do

Oh you were the guy whining about rage comics, never mind. Too busy watching the marathon, sorry mate

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>I do not check and see if I accidentally replied to the wrong post when questioned.
Retard.

hey guys, i threw up on my owner's bed but the faggot cleaned it up before i could recycle it. ama

Me personally I think that I feel like in my opinion it might be complicated. Me personally.

fuck everyone who told me to watch kiwami 2 i just wasted 30 minutes of my life listening to forced leddit laughter. RE4 is still the top run

>DUDE I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 07
>can't even quote the right post

stop trying so hard, nobody is impressed newfag

pics of dog sleeping

Nope I'm honestly not taking this thread too seriously. How are you guys liking The Messenger? You ARE watching this ESA right?

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If it was Milkies instead I would donate.

Based and oldpilled.

work on your bait mate. mentioning re4 gave you away.

what does it smell like under the covers?

kek half the posts in this thread are you defending your own shitty opinions, don't act like you're watching the marathon

what kind of sheets does he have?

why r u such a little baby u have sleep next me because ur afraid of the dark.

Post 33 Faggot, I've had my pee at times, and I got pretty much shit at my urination. It doesn't seem like what you're accusing me of is really happening. I just get peeing on my penis and I feel like I'm not really doing anything wrong. I always get a strong erection, and I never complain in the middle of the night, even if I'm just peeing. I understand if you're just a weirdo who doesn't like being aroused, but if you're a faggot you shouldn't be pissing in your bed, man.

when was the last time he let you ride in the car?

huh? i had good time watching RE4

>you like the marathon, dont act like you're watching it
But more seriously, who actually says kek?

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>another hour of this

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Post the best Final Fantasy character.

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Solid run, much better than the OOB category

>i-i'm an old fag, guys! i've been here 10 years
>tf does kek mean

please just stop replying

It goes beyond that dude. This guy has been doing this for the past 2 or 3 days. It always begins like this and inevitably leads back to him somehow defending Susan. Every fucking time.

>another hour of this petty arguing
>another hour of this snooze run
i cant take it bros

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i dont wanna get out of bed to get my phone. its 1 am here. plus he is a smol boi and i will be made fun of for having a little dog.

Why would anyone defend susan?

Nothing can top this years Re4 run
besides based Ruskibro DMC4 run

is this the cuck that was arguing with that guy for hours over the RE4 run? how are there still fans of susan on Yea Forums ffs

I think Tifa is one of the best characters, but if you disagree I'd be happy to hear what you think is the best!

Oh I agree, saying kek is based!

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God only knows.

user you seem to have Susan eating nuggies in your head rent free

I expect he was promptly dragged out back and executed by firing squad for that display of merriment.

i've marked it so it smells like me. very nice.

not sure. it's some cartoon girl.

he's in middle school so he can't drive yet.

anyway guys, peace out, going to sleep for reals. let's sleep homie

>but if you disagree I'd be happy to hear what you think is the best!
Is this the part where you argue against everybody who replies with anything not Tifa?

>Susan
>Eating nuggies
What did he mean by this?

please donate to her name incentive if you truly love her

Why would I do that?

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night dude

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Most of these runs suck ass

>susan apologist doesn't even know the source of the nuggets meme

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please don't engage him, i don't want to see this thread get any worse

Tifa is my favorite too. Help us out and donate to name Tifa MOMMY pls.

Nah, this year is pretty great.

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I don't think you followed that quite right.

I think it's been alright.

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god Messenger's soundtrack is lit

guy you replied to who has been nuthugging susan all marathon doesn't even know susan's whole shtick is hating nuggets/nugget eaters

In fact... I think this might be one of the best ESAs. Yeah, I think that sounds right.

I'll probably end up donating, I kind of want to donate for Caleb though.

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Maybe I'm retarded.

please talk about anything else jesus christ

there have unquestionably been more boring shitty runs than good runs, but then again that's true for pretty much any marathon.

did anyone watch the harry potter and the philosophers stone run yesterday? its usually a comfy game but i couldn’t stay up to watch it cause it was on at like 5am

user these posters aren't exactly the brightest bulbs in the bunch.

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Same, I enjoyed re4 and I've never once been to speddit, the only parts of that shitty website I've ever seen are from people posting screencaps while ironically telling me to go back....
how did they get screencaps from r3ddit unless they go there, checkmate

It was pretty great actually. I was exhausted and fell asleep during it, but finished the rest today and had a wonderful time.

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Shit, I missed it.

Caleb is pretty much on lock though

are you on ESA staff or something? you keep saying how much you love this one, but you're posting constantly and clearly not watching the stream

>this faggot replying to himself

No, that's just your 'tism

STOP ARGUING OR I’LL PULL THIS THREAD OVER!

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>no new donations

But I love Caleb. On the other hand you may be right.

No, actually I've never been to ESA (yet). Only been to a couple GDQs. But I am a runner, so I guess I just get more invested in these things then some of you?

And I am actually watching The Messenger right now, getting those air boosts like a champ. Are you on a single monitor?

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Guys serious question, what's the deal with the whole nugget dilemma.
Quick rundown???
Is it related to the ResidentEvil4 run? I heard that was pretty good.

Do it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=OrJDjLfgrWc

Fuck off, tourist autist

>IF YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR SCHOOL YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR ESA

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One big thing when comparing years is that a lot of it gets simplified to just "which runs were good," when marathons have so much more. You miss out on all the stuff between the runs like the hosts being awkward filling air, music, ads (AID, HUH), and setup times. Every run taking 20 minutes to start with shitty music and ads playing doesn't mean shit when looking at VODs but the people watching it live are going to dislike the year more than latecomers because of it. There's also the stuff in threads on Yea Forums. Remember the comfy spam during Harry Potter in '17? Remember when Chad dropped by the thread?
Do it bitch

You know, xhe has a point here

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Reminder to the Tifags that Cloud loved Aerith and Tifa is just a sloppy rebound chick.

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Reminder that Aerith died.

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please stop avatarfagging

>excuse me, what gender are you
>I'M A FEMALE YOU FUCKING SHITLORD, CAN'T YOU TELL?

>ESA

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LMAO

Oh I get it. A Yuffie fan.

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That's what honourifics are for in English
Yes, Sir. No, Sir, Three bags full, Sir.

>shitposting

>Hello mis- I mean uh
Replacing a simple polite greeting with an opening personal question instead, that's not weird.

>in a deep baritone voice

>people at my work have started putting their pronouns in their email signatures
>not a single trans person even works at my company

based
rpg limit break and rrlat chads ww@?

FLAT JUSTICE!

Aerith + Zack
Cloud + Tifa
Barret + Yuffie
This is canon

That's something retards do to "normalize" it to make it not seem weird when trannies do it. They don't realize that it'll always seem weird when trannies do it because it's obvious when people aren't trannies.

I looked at the Handheld Heroes marathon this year and they had pronouns in the runner info template. This is getting concerning.

Based

See this user gets it. Aerith was drawn to Cloud by him acting like Zack anyways.

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Only a War can fix this fucking bullshit. I wish I was joking.

>Tifa + Johnny
FTFY

She also turned to being pimped out by a terrorist organization for funds after her dreams of making it in the big city fell apart. Seventh Heaven has more than one hidden room.

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no fucking way

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Kill yourself.

Could I save that image for myself, please?

>t. Speedrunner
She was well aware of the differences between Cloud and Zack

go ahead nugget

>tfw get to sleep through the entirety of the FF7 run
now THAT'S comfy

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Woah user, thats a little much

Not initially

And wow I had way less SFW Yuffie than I thought.

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Thank you sir, but I am not a nugget. I am a boy.

you're also boring

I can't argue with that, sir.

>tfw the FF7 run is in the middle of the day
And stream 2 is shit today also. Fuck ESA and fuck trannies, literally

Are there even any trannies? I swear there are people in this thread who have autism attacks when they see Josh.

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There were a few, but I just don't like their bullshit in general.

Fuck Tifa

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>I swear there are people in this thread who have autism attacks when they see Josh.
Some are retards, for most it's become a running joke.

what are we snackin on lads. im having gummy bears. no crumbs to get in my bed.

And then she died LOL

FF7, 8 , & 9 runs are maximum levels of COMFY. Especially if they have good commentators.

Munchies, the best snack mix hands down

As long as none of them are ruining the event like Proto was I just don't care.

No snacks, my sister and I had a deep dish pizza for dinner. $30 fucking dollars for that thing but my goodness it was good.

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Sephiroth died and looked what happened there faggot

>that FFIX run that was fucking RUINED BY THE COMMENTATOR

I'M GETTING MAD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

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“deep dish” pizza. i think what you mean is lasagna

Just ate some tapioca pudding.

Well I am in Chicago, but that's a fine term too.

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>nothing good until swat4

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What about FFVII?

DID I STUTTER???

Why could Yuffie never manage to button her shorts?

No, which is why I'm worried about you. You seem lucid yet you seem to not think FFVII is going to be a fun time.

Are you okay?

That ass was just too fat.

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She's a slut that literally fucks dogs (or whastever Red XIII is)

>bayo 2
>cuphead
>sekiro
>gta vc
tell me why these will be bad please

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New thread friends!