Smash headcanons thread

They get called into the chamber room for Master Hand to announce them, then leaves them to their own devices. I like to imagine the reactions each new fighter got upon arriving.

>Joker was only met with applause from Sonic, Cloud, and Shulk with no one really knowing who he was due to a lack of SMT and Persona presence until he arrived.
>The Hero was met with cheers from each jrpg character, and several older ones who were well aware of him.
>Banjo got a warm welcome from others who were relevant in the N64 Era, Donkey and Diddy likely rushing the stage to hug him with K.Rool coming in to hug him last before getting gouged by Kazooie.

Samus constantly asks Falco if he knows the Chozo

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The rivalry and hatred between the Kongs and King K. Rool is so palpable and intense that really none of the others but Samus and Ridley could compare. They fucking hate each other's guts, to the point that almost every interaction between a Kong and Rool ends in a fight of some sort.
That being said, the Kongs and Rool still hang out on Fridays at DK's cozy tree pad and play games. No one quite understands it.

I feel most would be too busy with their own things to care, though Dk, Diddy, and K. Rool are preparing a welcome party for Banjo.

they're all sitting silently in a theater
staring at a screen that mirrors their blank expressions
waiting

They run a train on Shiek while Peach fuck's Link in bondage.

>Ridley will always instigate some fight with Samus
>Naturally, Samus kills him every time. She once made a bonfire and threw his corpse into it.
>He somehow comes back after a week with a new form.

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>hhhnnnnnrg......so many things that are starting to surpass Metal Gear....even a best friend..War does always change

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>Most busy with other things
>Whereas the likes of Falcon actually live in the Smash residence nowadays

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D3 loves saying that his dad works at Nintendo.

>>/vg/

I can't be the only one who genuinely preferred Galeem and Dharkon as villains over Tabuu.

they were pretty Kino

The Smash Manor is across the street from the PlayStation Allstars Estate
>Raiden and Snake visit every so often
>Heihachi and Pac Man meet in town pubs for NAMCO business discussions
>Palutena equips ROB and Megaman with an Anti-Kratos security system
>Sweet Tooth wants to challenge Falcon to demolition derby
>Wii Fit Trainer almost has a stroke when meeting Fat Princess
>Some of the people start shipping g Parrapa and Isabelle together
>The Belmonts go through a second faith crisis when they meet Zeus
>Dark Samus keeps hiding under Issac Clark’s bed every other night, while Ridley wants the Marker’s whereabouts
>Villager avoiding Sly, in case he tries to ask for his bells

Ridley is essentially skeletor, and if he could talk he would sound like him.

This

I like "these are two gods in the middle of their own literal cosmic war" more than "one random god wants to murder some toys and somehow LOSES" but subspace had better storytelling, so.

>Travis acts like the cool uncle for every kid while beign treated as the coolest guy around
>The older characters see him as an Inmature yet good guy
>He is still into anime and videogames, yet he tries to play it off as "nerd things"
>"What, no i wasn't Cuddling this boddy pillow i was...uh, practicing my Wrestling moves for once im allowed into smash"
>He and Lo wang go drinking every saturday and talking about comics and manga

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I liked them both, but the true ending to world of light was maximum fucking kino. I know kino is used a lot here, but I was smiling like I had a diet made of asian beans the whole time.

By training. Keeping themselves prepared. They never know what kind of fighting style the next challenger will have. First one used a knife and gun. The second uses a sword. The next has a unique tag-team style. Some of the fighters might be looking forward to who the next person is, and eagerly awaiting the moment they can welcome them into the group. Isabelle for example, would always be up for celebrations like that. Some of the others, like Falco, might not be as thrilled, hoping that the new fighters aren't some losers that will cramp everyone's style.

>Pac-Man takes Duck Hunt for walks, plays catch with Ness, is always the third in line for food after Kirby and Link, and does a terrific stand up routine at the mansion club.
>Mario, Sonic, Mega Man, and Pac-Man play poker every week. Sonic usually looses.
>Luigi, Link, Snake, and Captain Falcon meet in secret to sing barbershop quartet tunes.
>Joker works at both the mansion club and cafe.

Write it.

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Fox and Wolf, who are both a couple set up an LGBTQ+ group which is regularly attended by:

>Link (bi)
>Captain Falcon (gay)
>Lucina (lesbian)
>Lucario (pan)
>Sonic (bi)
>Falco (bi)
>Corrin (gender fluid, pan)
>PAC MAN (straight ally)
>Rosalina (trans MtF, lesbian)
>Little Mac (trans FtM, gay)
>Shulk (pan)
>Ike (gay)
>Pikachu (gender fluid, pan)

b8

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>Captain Falcon
>Gay
Fuck yes, thank God.

Rodin runs an inclusive night club
>Assist trophies get special passes for meals; Mac, Dark Samus, and Isabelle still hold on to theirs, since they came before he did
>staff often have to draw straws, in regards to who has to feed Rathalos
>Will often recommend new weapons to Shove Knight and Bomberman
>the characters that can play instruments/sing all form bands and often cooperate on songs for the night
>Karaoke is often used the most by DK and K.Rool
Anything else?

Samus constantly beats up Ridley.

Galeem and Dharkon facing off against each other in the final boss, like that opening cutscene right before you fight them, I don't know why but that gives me chills when they're both staring at each other and struggling to overwhelm the other. I know they're faceless bland god characters, but you could feel the hatred in that shot.

Duck hunt dogs name is zappy and the ducks name is Nessie
He is snakes pet dog

Joker visits to increase his charm

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>Ike (gay)

Based.

>Joker wants to come along to one of the meets, but doesn’t have enough guts yet
>Mega Man who’s also an ally sometimes comes along
>the group mock Simon Belmont whenever he stands outside their events with signs and a megaphone talking about Jesus Christ

Dumb ass galeem and darkthon are both parents and the kids coping with the custody battle.
Notice how the non violent but strict emotionally abusive galeem uses a pen attack (like signing paperwork)
And the physically abusive darkthon uses a gavel
Also how they take away or destroy the things that make the child happy,notice how you start with the childish kirby.
The true ending is the kid going to a new family.

I go darkthon spoiled to me the day before i beat him because i was like “ i wont get past galeem soon anyways”

>there’s another rival less goofy gang to the impractical smashers with wolf,ridley,bowser,and ganon that are literally evil

Samus having a dad-crush on Falco is my new headcanon.

Pan is just pretentious bi
Also i find it hard to believe that little mac and rosalina are trans,maybe the mii fighters work better(or if your feeling like making an edgy joke then claus works)

*beat galeem

One of Game Theory's only videos I actually thought had decent thought put into it was his evaluation of Galeem and Dharkon, and how he compared them to Nintendo and Smash's fanbase, respectively.
He theorized that Galeem represented Nintendo killing Smash's beloved representations of characters, much like how Iwata and Nintendo threatened to do Smash themselves with Brawl if Sakurai hadn't joined, and that Dharkon represented Smash's fanbase, holding characters and Nintendo hostage in pursuit of fanbase pandering and whatnot. His reasoning for this also included how Galeem systemically eradicated all of Smash's characters, methodically and quickly, and did not waste time in destroying Dharkon in Galeem's ending; and how Dharkon is much more chaotic and twisted, and how rather than killing Galeem in its' ending, it takes it hostage by trapping it in chains.
Now I doubt Sakurai made WOL with the intentions of bashing Nintendo and Smash's fans, but it's interesting to think about nonetheless.

More to that
The divorce wasnt caused my the kid but thats what the parents think despite them hating each other
Galeem is potrayed as holy and possibly an allegory for strict religious parents
And galeem and darkthon are based on eachothers veiws of eachother
>galeem veiws darkthon as a chaotic hell beast and as a sin
>darkthon views galeem as this beautiful being/ideology thats evil secretly
Both are right about one another in the childs eye

>Pit swears he remembers Mega Man and Simon saying multiple times they had a friend named Kevin.
>Greninja is incredibly chunni and calls himself the perfect ninja. Sheik cant decide whether this is cute or embarrassing.
>Bowser always cheers on Jr in every match he has, due to a combination of smashers finding this endearing and Bowser immediately attacking anyone who beats Jr. Most of the roster let's him win.
>Pokemon Trainer got the wrong idea after hearing that Luigi was an expert at catching ghosts, it resulted with the two running from an angry Giratina.
>Everyone is convinced there is a second Chrom running around after a match between him and Robin. The two joke that because no one ever sees him it's actually Kellam in disguise, except it actually is Kellam who takes Chroms place during Robin's FS but no one notices.

Captain Falcon has had sex with every female character in the game, including assist trophies

Bruh

Even Wendy? Even Pikachu Libre?

banjo and kazooie are more adept at sailing a ship than k rool is, although they're more skilled with smaller, more manageable ships than galleons
they were also excited when they found out a nintendo character was a seafarer
sea of thieves

And spirits and bosses

Yes
I think the bigger question you should be asking is "Even Mother Brain?" and the answer is, of course, yes.

>wolf
>literally evil
Im not 100% sure of that man

world of light had better scope
subspace emissary had better storytelling through gameplay
the subspace aspect was a huge help toward making the great maze not only fun but consistent and explainable

>The original 12 were all "hand" picked by Master Hand, a nearly all-powerful being who was bored and wanted some entertainment in the form of gladiatorial combat.
>In Melee, he let his brother Crazy Hand join him and they both added some more picks (Crazy was the one who invited Bowser/Ganondorf)
>In Brawl, everyone who helped defeat Tabuu's subspace plot was automatically dubbed honorary Smash fighters in gratitude.
>In Smash 4, a new system was put in place for Invitations. The way it works is that magical invitations are created and sent out which home in on prospective challengers. If they accept, then they simply must mail the letter back having been signed in agreement.
>Once their application is filled, a representative or several (veteran fighter volunteers) are sent to test their strength and see if they are actually worthy (Captain Falcon tested Lucina, Bowser/Marth/Link tested Shulk, etc).
>Once the test is over, they vote on whether or not the individual meets the criteria.
>If the majority agrees, then the fighter is accepted and registered as an official Smash Brother. They can now participate in both the current tournament and can freely choose to participate/sit-out any future tournaments without an invite going forward.

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>headcannons

When did this place become tumblr?

I liek ths

what were master and crazy thinking when they sent for banjo
and what happened during his "test," same with K rool
and who tested villager and isabelle

if incineroar is the rock who would play as Statham? Snake?

>Villager was tested by Mario
>K. Rool was tested by DK/Diddy, instead of waiting for them to come to him, he went to their house because he already knew where they lived and wanted to get the drop on them.
>Banjo-Kazooie got voted in by a significant majority (fighters at the end of the trailer all voted yes) and K. Rool was the one to test them.
>They kept Banjo-Kazooie a secret to surprise the Rareware crew (hence their excited reaction).

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Wont the characters get huge panic attacks finding out there from a videogame?

Even spiky-eared Pichu and Isabelle?

>leg lock
MY COCK

As far as the majority goes, this whole thing is just a fighting tournament being held by a pair of eccentric multi-dimensional deities shaped like hands. The only characters aware of the fact that it's a video game are characters who frequently breath the 4th wall in their own games like Banjo-Kazooie and the Kid Icarus crew.

Wolf

Yes and yes, there are no exceptions

nice

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what do the fighters themselves - especially the newer ones - think about the hands
also, how did the bosses like dracula and galleom fit into classic mode
and coming from that, how did ridley get promoted from boss to character

Why is Brawl era fan art the best?

sonic and snake, dude
they alone opened up so many new possibilities

So if WOL had more cutscenes like Subspace Emissary, what would you have added? Particularly cutscenes that advance the story, rather than rely on character interaction.
I'd establish that Galeem basically appeared out of nowhere and captured Master Hand, making puppet fighters out of him and using the energy from them to eradicate the fighters. This explains why you only ever fight one Master Hand, while you fight multiple Crazy Hands; Galeem expelled most of his copies in the beginning cutscene, while Dharkon either doesn't know how to do that or doesn't care.

>How ya think the Smashers themselves await the reveal of the last two DLC ones?
Lucas cries himself to sleep.

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i'd say cutscenes should happen when certain characters unlock, as markers of progression in the campaign
that way one can take a look at both how characters interact as well as how galeem and dharkon are overlooking the whole feud
its sort of like how the characters in subspace were split into multiple parties with the campaign switching perspectives every so often
only in wol it would just be between the perspectives of the party and that of the enemies

but if i need to go into detail i'd want a cutscene where galeem either acknowledges the heroes' prowess while simultaneously strengthening his own troops and creating new ones, or looking suspicious or troubled for some reason, which would later be revealed to be dharkon

But that's silly because we aren't playing as the actual video game character but instead a trophy duplicate. The Mario in smash is not the real mario any more than Paper Mario is.

K Rool constantly steals, then loses all of it to Wario on villain poker night.

does poker night take place in the mansion's bar or somewhere shadier
also which of the villains drink

>"Princess Zelda, how about we do some, um, overtime?"

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Mother Brain D:

>Banjo and Kazooies friendship blooms even on a battlefield

snake has a lot of hidden porno magazines that Raiden give to him after the big shell incident.
Snake is best friends with C.Falcon and Isabelle.
Snake has a crush on samus.
peach always organizes tea parties
Mega man and Pit usually refer Simon as "big brother"

>Most of them have seen weirder things than sentient floating hands so they just sort of roll with it, though some take a few days to adjust to the idea, eventually they all accept it.
>Dracula was conjured up by Dharkon/Galeem (along with the other bosses) to act as lieutenants in their war games, they were chosen because their spirits were specifically so strong, they refused to dissipate after death.
>Ridley was chosen because the invitations are completely neutral when choosing a new challenger, they are designed to just automatically find strong fighters to invite and don't factor in past crimes/if they are evil murderers.
>Samus was horrified when she saw that Ridley had actually "filled out" an invite and went personally to "test him", taking Mario and Megaman as back-up.
>But Ridley turned the tables and took Mario/Megaman hostage, forcing Samus to vote yes.

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>Simon acts as a surrogate father to Young Link
>Link sex appeal affects only divine beings, mortal girls are not impressed by him
>DK speaks in ape sounds but sings with his CGI show voice
>Sonic and C.Falcon are speed autist

>Isabelle and Villager not under “doggy style”

He'd nowayfag Zelda real hard

K. Rool is basically Roger the Alien for the group and does several jobs around the manor with several disguises which he's been doing before his inclusion. Most can't see through his costumes and believe the scaly green mailman is just a scaly green mailman. His most noticable job is preliminary interviewer with possible fighters. He has interviewed himself multiple times before he got in and had to kick himself out because he was getting hostile

>Leon gets revealed
>Trailer is Luigi getting chased by a bunch of pissed off Ganados

Zelda sucks Link's cock while he sleeps and uses magic to prevent him from waking up.

>He has interviewed himself multiple times before he got in and had to kick himself out because he was getting hostile
I love it.

A lot of them bet on who it could be because Sakurai isn't gonna tell them, he likes it to be a surprise even for those already in smash

Reps like FE always assume it's another FE rep

The retro's hope it's another friend from the good old days, preferably someone that used to be relevant like they still are but were forgotten to time
PacMan is waiting for his wife to join him

Ness, Lucas, and the other kids hope for another playmate

The links, excluding young link figure it might be another link in one of the timelines

lil mac and isabelle hope its another assist trophy ready to shine

The belmonts await another one of their family members to join
and in speaking of third party members most of them just hope for maybe another one from their franchise to play with, except snake, snake doesn't care

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r8 my headcanons for characters who aren't in.

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>this thread

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Seriously, if they reveal Leon they've gotta re-use Simon's trailer like BK did Rool's.
>cut to Luigi walking through the castle when he hears it
>cohedlo, cohedlo, cohedlo...
>runs away from a group of cultists
>tiptoeing down the hall when he hears fucked up breathing behind him
>turns around to see Regenerators and Iron Maidens traipsing after him
>holy shit run
>ends up in the courtyard
>looks around
>hears a spanish man yell
>DETRAS DE TI IMBECIL
>a Ganado stands in front of him with his axe raised
>swings
>and then Leon's knife flies through the air, into the Ganado's hand
>Ganado runs away
>"Where you going? Bingo?"

what underwear do they individually wear?

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None.

How would other fighters react to pic related getting in?

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>tfw no BitF comics highlighting any of thew newcomers from Ultimate
I miss comfy slice of life Smash comics.

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>"wow all this guy does is point and yell lmao what was sakurai smoking when he let him in"

i wish he would make more...

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I feel like Joker would hold some level of respect for him because of his Confidant with Sae.

Here's how I personally think things went down when Bayonetta joined Smash
>Bayo joins, she wants to be the Dom mommy for everyone
>she starts by being more assertive towards everyone
>once she gets to the kids, she makes that remark about asking their mother to talk to a lady
>Lucas overhears that and begins to become mopey, sad, and begins to cry
>Bayo is freaking the fuck out, but everyone begins to explain why he is like this
>she begins to be more nice towards Lucas, and later the other children, as they are getting jealous of Lucas
>She then becomes to mother of all of them, being supportive and protecting all of her children

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>Ridley gets brutally slaughtered every week
>Randomly shows back up as Meta Ridley with no explanation with a phazon slurpee.
>"Hey assholes." *siiiip*
>no one acknowledges it.

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They wonder why he got in but once they learn what kind of physical punishment he can endure they accept the choice. What would his final smash be? Just his level 5 super in mvc

>DK and Diddy immediately panic, thinking he's a lawyer from Microsoft
>Every-time Phoenix enters the room, DK grabs Banjo & Kazooie and tries to hide them, roughly smashing the bear and bird into all manner of impractical hiding places until he leaves.
>Phoenix is always confused by why the two apes are shooting him dirty looks until he leaves the room.
>Once he's gone, Banjo-Kazooie are allowed to come out, but they are usually heavily injured and/or unconscious from the physical trauma of being smashed into a cup-drawer by an 800 lb gorilla for the twentieth time just that day.

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I knew there was reason i didnt immediately cringe when I saw headcannon thread

It was probably for the best, his comics were getting stale over time. He knew if he kept milking it would lose its charm and humor

My head canon in advance, because we all know it IS going to happen in the next game, is that Dante from Devil May Cry will get rejected by all the pussy in the franchise.

>Isabelle is incredibly happy that she finally has someone to share the paperwork with

but bayo hates crying children

If she can sympathies with a poor little peasant girl who has been suffering in the streets all her life, I think she can also do the same with Lucas

>>Link sex appeal affects only divine beings, mortal girls are not impressed by him

So like...Rosalina and Palutena want his bones but the rest of the female cast ignores him?

>dk and diddy are right
>pheonix is steves lawyer trying to find a certain grotesquenclone to sue for slander,and its suspected hes hiding in the mansion

(OP)
Chris Redfield will constantly sneak into the Smash Manor to try to get Leon to fuck his sister, Claire. Leon will always to the response of "No Way, Fag" or some type of response close to it. There isn't a single week where Chris somehow sneaks in trying to force Leon out of whatever activity he's doing to try to get him to fuck Claire.

Has this made it awkward for her to keep her Dom Mommy role with the adults?

>Bayo tries going for the Dom route on either BotW Link or Joker
>Everytime she attempts something one of the kids will almost invariably interrupt
>She's at war with herself because just wants some D, but she's frustrated because kids will be kids.
>Eventually she snaps and tries to have her way with one of the guys dragging them far away from innocent eyesit may or may not go well depending on your taste

>Lucas and his crew keep patrolling around the neighborhood for signs of King P’s return, tired and paranoid
>Ness gives zero shits whether or not that fat little bitch shows up but pretends to be on the lookout for his boy Lucas
>Wario and Isabelle are taking bets on who the last two will be, nobody would give W the time of day until Isabelle helped him organize the odds and made his racket look legitimate
>Luigi’s bet his mansion on Geno; either a friend of his brother that he’s always wanted to meet shows up or he doesn’t have to worry about all those ghosts that won’t pay rent on time anymore
>Kirby bet a single Twinkie on Adeleine. It’s not even sealed, but Wario took it anyway
>Somebody put Goku on the betting board as a joke, Mario took it at face value and placed a wager big enough to make Wario go full mast

>or Joker
Are Smashers aware of outside memes and if so how does she react to that which depicts her as Joker's mama

i'll assume from time to time that Bowser Jr. shoots nerf bullets at greninja if this is the case.

>spoiler
>not dream
fuck you

All I know is that going off for how there is no actual IN GAME evidence that Luigi likes Daisy back, I'm confident a lot of the ladies try to get Luigi to notice Daisy to no avail

The Smash headcannons tumblr is that way sir

Kazooie is hitting on (bisexual) falco not knowing hes gay for the duck hunt bird

Ryu, Ken, Chrom, and Lucina would recognize him from Project X Zone 2.

>Little Mac (trans FtM, gay)
what?
>Pikachu (gender fluid, pan)
is an animal, doesn't understand gender like humans do.
>making an lgbtq+ headcanon in the first place
the only faggot in the smash universe is male wii fit trainer

You mean the Playstation all star gypsy camp

They're in.

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>Simon forces Richter to come with him on fishing trips
>Richter likes hanging out with his grandpa but sometimes he can be a bit overbearing
>"So... when's the baby coming?"
>"Grandpa, I'm not even married."
>"What about that Annette girl?"
>"She's just my girlfriend."
>Simon looks back out into the mist solemnly
>"Boy, I know you've been talking to that werewo-"
>"Isabelle is just a friend!"
>Silence
>"You know Richter, you're not gonna catch any fish with your arms held like that."

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>because of this Ridley starts to think he's immortal
>this scene happens except with him and Kirby
>youtu.be/rZvGfsDzTfU

bump

Yeah in his last song he admits he's placed more emphasis in drama than he has humor and his last Kirby Eats Something is unnecessarily long.
That said given he did the Waluigi comics later I can see him.having some material for Ultimate.

>YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY!?

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yup, another one for the cringe collection

question, would Ridley start a cult? I mean he's practically immortal, and he has been referred to as a God so...

>cloned, genetically enhanced, roboticized, weaponized and even reborn through a galaxy genocidal virus
>still get his lanky ass handed to him by 1 girl with a cool armor

Mario handles all the requests then goes to Kirby for him to choose, only to find kirby making random choices that no one expects.

Why does their sexuality fucking matter, they dont even have sex.

For the younger more weak characters like Pichu, the whole cast overacts during the fight to make him feel good and only puts as much pressure during the fight that he can handle. The reason they do this is because they know that pichu evolves due to happiness, so when he feels good about winning a fight and is having fun with everyone he is closer to evolving

>Ridly doesn't actually want pichu to evolve, because he thinks that pichu will start to like Samus more as a Pikachu, but he can't bring himself to be mean to Pichu to prevent him from evolving,

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OP said "Headcanon". Everything you posted is all canon. Additionally...

Isabelle found one of Snakes porno mags and ambushed him in the middle of the night dressed as one of the pornstars and dom'd him.

youtu.be/1-VqeT4hfjw
these are my headcanon voices for these characters

Zelda has a crush on Link and tries to drop hints, like inviting him on picnics, holding on to his arm, even kissing him on the cheek, but he's completely obvious. He just thinks it's normal princess stuff. He does however protect her out of a sense of duty to Hyrule, which only makes her swoon harder.

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>not both

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what am I supposed to be seeing with those hand signs?

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The DQ Heroes do NOT get along well with Corrin. Because he's a Lord who turns into a dragon. A "dragon-lord", if you will.

This shit is on par with sonic fanfics and you fuckers should be ashamed of yourselves for even unironically posting about this.

Love it

But 8 is part dragon user

:)

OOT is really into rap (or maybe fucked up Fleming's right-hand rule real bad). TP is putting her hands up for the Pacha meme pose. ALBW wants you to pass her the controller/snacks.
also it seems to spell M B U but it's anyone's guess what that could mean.

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>Snake not on the list as either bi or gay.
you suck.

Who's the villain of the first Dragon Quest game?

I'm a fucking rarted. It stands for Melee, Brawl, Ultimate; their respective debut games.

Not the user that figured it out but now I see

youtu.be/bIFhFeuQO7o

Also, Sonic and Mario hang out together and talk about that time they starred in Tails Gets Trolled. They saw the scripts for the final seasons and everyone wants them to spoil it but they're still holding on to hope that it'll get made someday.

>Captain N lives in the manor as Duck Hunt's caretaker (having nicknamed the Dog "Duke") and offscreen Zapper gunner
>Simon, Pit, and Mega Man obviously know who he is, but nobody else can figure out why this balding guy in his 40s is here or why he still wears a high school letterman jacket

>Simon slidekicks through the house whenever he hears premarital hand holding taking place
>often thinks of the anthro characters as weremonsters

Oh man I'd love to hear how the rest of the Smash cast reacts to this

>most of them encourage that because they assume all Links and Zeldas knew each other and are interested in each other
>Peach tries to give Zelda advice over tea
>Snake and Falcon give Link a lot of knowing remarks that he doesn't understand
>Rosalina, Bayonetta, and Palutena often tell them they're adorable together
>the other Links don't seem to have strong opinions
>Ganondorf is annoyed and slightly terrified of any Link so he's just happy someone keeps him occupied
>Every once in awhile Link sends letters back to his Zelda through a slate and tells her about the "new Zelda". He's confused at all the frantic questions she asks him about her.
>most other fighters ship them

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Releasing that without music was the smartest thing Nintendo's ever accidentally done.

>Sheik encourages Link not to miss the chance, herself wishing, in retrospect, that she hadn't sent her own Link back in time

>Mario and Peach invite them on a double date
>they're not actually dating so its really weird

Is anyone in the cast canonically dating?
Chrom and F!Robin maybe?

Bayo saw Joker flip through a window into the mansion, strike a pose with his gun, summon a demon and immediately start hitting on every girl at once on his first day and instantly decided he was a perfect boy who could do no wrong. It only got better when he told her about that time he called upon Satan to kill a god.

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each other
>Chrom fucks femRobin whenever he wants
>No joke, literally whenever
>When she's going to her room to sleep for the night Chrom follows her inside for a nightly fucking
>When she's in battle, Chrom tackles her into a ditch and fucks her until they are defeated
>When She starts looking at Lucina with full smile, he pulls her into a nearby closet and fucks her loud enough for the manor to hear
>During any meeting or get together (usually dinner) her robes fall a bit revealing her shoulder
>Chrom comes up behind her and fucks her in front of the other fighters
>Despite this, Robin keeps trying to move on with talking to the other fighters, until it's no use anymore
>Chrom not giving a shit the entire time
>Chrom bending over Robin on the middle table while she screams about how they're definitely going to make Lucina this time
>in front of Lucina
>every time they fuck, they are somehow lucky enough to not alert Simon Belmont to their ungodly love-making
>until one day
>Robin is getting her brains fucked out by Chrom as per usual
>Simon is performing his usual Sunday Mass, but suddenly hears Chrom scream the Lord's name in vain, he decides to investigate and furiously heads towards the Dining Room
>while Robin bangs her head against the wall, she and Chrom hear loud thuds and rustling chains slowly approaching them, but they're too busy fucking to take note
>Simon arrives and has now become witness to their blatant display of debauched carnal lust while not doing it in the missionary position
>Simon say nothing and violent lunges towards them
>as Simon beats them to near-death, Chrom is blowing his load inside Robin's womb
>some of the other fighters try to break it up
>but Lucina is too scared and disgusted to do anything and just stares in horror
>meanwhile Ridley sits in the background, gleefully watching as this absolute shitshow of lust and pain unfolds

m.youtube.com/watch?v=h2PPXpm92-8

I WANTBTO FUCK JOKEEr

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Captain Falcon is always modifying his car and asking Sonic to run against him, just to test out it's speed.

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Bayonetta goes after Richter cause he looks the most like Luca I guess. The good christian boy angle is another part of it too.

Incineroar watches other fighting games and hosts really good viewing parties for them, but he flips the table at the end if his team doesn't win. He does cool moves for the kids of smash because he likes impressing children. Him, Little Mac, Captain Falcon, and Bowser all have a mini-fight club thing sort of going on. Bowser Jr. always roots for his dad.

Bayo wouldnt give Luca the time of the day

>having a fight club in what is basically already a gigantic multiversal fight club
Y? What's the difference?

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some characters like to fight more than others.

>Bowser refuses to meet up with Daisy, still sore from the events of Mario Party 3
>Peach takes note and dyes her hair brunette to take advantage
>This leads to Mario mistakenly hitting on Daisy, who actually reciprocates for ole Land times sake
>Thus begins the era of Shadow Queen

>Bayonetta and Joker are so alike and are together so often that several Smashers have mistaken them for actual relatives, even mother and son.
>They eventually gave up correcting people about it and started playing into it to mess with everybody. They've somehow managed to make even the fighters who know they aren't related have doubts.
>Bayo secretly kind of enjoys being motherly with Joker and uses their little "game" as an excuse to keep babying him. Even Joker is starting to get a bit weirded out by it, but isn't really sure if he hates it either.

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erdrick and solo know link, but moreso than they do cloud
eight is familiar with young link and toon link - a tad less so for the latter - but doesn't know champion link
the luminary knows nobody, but him and erdrick have a rivalry on who's the better "legendary hero erdrick"

Bayonetta actually hasn't been able to have sex with anyone and it pisses her off.

>Eight brings him companions along with him to the manor.
>Yangus keeps trying to get in on Joker’s phantom thief business, saying how a former thief like him can give Joker and his mates a few pointers.
>He also ask Villager and Isabelle to help come up with a new catchphrase besides “COR BLIMEY!”
>Spars with Wario, picking up nearby objects to try and club the other with.
>Bayonetta keeps asking for Jessica to train her how to perform a proper “puff puff” attack, much to her aggravation and Bayonetta’s amusement.
>She just asks Angelo right next to Jessica if he can be used as a practice dummy to try and recreate the attack.
>Has to hide her laughter as Jessica forces Bayonetta away while still saying she isn’t interested in Angelo.
>Simon and Richter mistake her for a long lost relative due to her expert skill level with the whip.
>There’s a betting pool set up to see if Angelo and Jessica actually get together, set up by Yagnus himself in secrecy, less wanting to face Jessica’s wrath.
>Angelo is intrigued to find out he isn’t the only pretty boy anime sword character when meeting the Fire Emblem cast.
>That said, women still flock to him more than the other swordsman.
>When asked about it, he simply stated he maxed out his charisma.
>Has been banned from poker night after getting caught with a sleeve full of aces.

>Morrie takes an interest in all the Pokemon and other freaky creatures in Smash and tries to start up a second Monster Arena in the mansion and invite Red and Leaf
>The DQVIII party is amused that there's already another "Red" in the mansion
>DQ Red uses all the commotion caused by the others to steal a bunch of shit

Most fighters still have a hard time accepting Pit and Palutena as a legitimate couple. Including Pit.

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wholesome af

I thought it was Pit and Viridi people were gunning for.

Not so for BOTW Zelda...
100 years waiting for him to return only for your cuter younger clone to get ahold of him a year later

Most smash residents find the mii fighters' wardrobes novel, and they think the outfits mimicking themselves are a bit creepy but humbling enough.
The Zelda cast, and ganondorf especially, are uncomfortable with the fact that mii switdfighter has two perfect replicas of the master sword in his wardrobe.
Samus finds the mii Gunner's replica varia suit and arm Canon interesting, but knows that it is ultimately not chozo tech.

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There are constant reports of a homeless, grotesque and blocky looking trying to break into Smash Manor and this grotesque block figure is constantly dragged away by another block figure and a green furred man wearing Santa's clothes, none of the smash redisdents know why but whenever Banjo and Ken hear about this they get extremely happy.

>Pious relentlessly antagonizes Samus because she looks like Alexandra Roivas. It is through this antagonism that Pious and Ridley become the best of friends.
>One of Pious's favorite ways of fucking with Samus is disguising himself as her dad, Rodney, and telling her how much he hates her. Ridley hides somewhere recording the whole thing (trying to contain his laughter so he doesn't get caught) as part of some Jackass-esque DVD that he and the other baddies are making. Other parts of this DVD include Ganondorf snorting Phazon and the entire bad guy gang egging the Assist Trophy dorm in addition to spray painting it with phrases like "SICK CONSOLATION PRIZE BRO".
>Eight tends to be rather cautious of Pious, only because he reminds him of Dhoulmagus, to a sufficient enough degree.
>Joker mistakes Pious for some type of Persona, a thing that really annoys Pious.

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Everyone hates Piranha Plant

Piranha Plant is always laughing, laughing at the spirits, the assist trophies, the bosses and even at the characters who got in, the plant is constantly trying to impress Ridley and K Rool who want nothing to do with the obnoxious idiot, Incineroar is ashamed at the fact they both got revealed in the same direct, the only characters the plant does not laugh at are Erdrick and co, oddly whenever in the prescene of these heroes the plant gets incredibly angry and some smash manor residents notice a heart insgina and a keyhole whenever they are around.

How is Kirbs not also in Lame Jerks and the last one

>Still treating this as a toys thing
That's past nigga

>steve fucking puching grotuesqe steve and putting him back into bethesda gane studios

>Ridley did THAT
That asshole. Makes me laugh every damn time.

Angelo is the original chad

Headcanons if my four most wanted got in. Guess who they are.
NUMBER 1
>The other villains fear him, Ganondorf could use him as a pawn but he knows he responds only to his master
>Sonic is happy he got in, but only because kicking his ass now will be more amusing
>The children probably fear him more than fucking Ridley, especially Pichu
>Ridley himself tries to make friends with him but he is exclusively focused on becoming the one and only Sonic
>At random times he speeds in the mansion to try out upgrades sent by Eggman to him
>Pitoo kinda feels he can relate to him
NUMBER 2
>Is the hardest person to wake up at the mansion, probably because of his job
>Sends postcards to his friends in Lunatea and Guntz
>To power up the ring, Master Hand let Huepow and Lolo stay with him in the Mansion
>Usually hangs out with Sonic and Pac-Man other than his friends
>Is Pac's #1 fan
NUMBER 3
>At his arrival Mario, Peach and Bowser jumped straight at him for a big group hup while Cloud and Erdrick nodded from a distance
>Became Rosalina's bodyguard For some "unexplainable" reason, a few months after his arrival, the Lumas call him "Papa".
>Is feared by all villains except for Ganondorf
>Bowser Jr. once mocked him as "Pinocchio", only to get curbstomped by him and getting detention by Bowser for "not respecting a friend of dad"
NUMBER 4
>Costantly asks Mac and Isabelle for advice since he is a bit anxious
>Extremely fears Dark Samus
>Anyone who uses fire or explosives is a friend of his
>Created a line of defense for the mansion that is even better than the previous one by Robin

Number 1
Metal Sonic

Number 2
Klona?

Number 3
Geno

No clue on number 4

Who's number 4?

1) Shadow
2) Klonoa
3) Geno
4) Black Mage