I HOPE YOU'RE TABBING OUT OF THOSE VIDEO GAMES AND FILLING OUT THOSE APPLICATIONS ON THE SIDE...

use trace.moe
then you can kill yourself you fucking retarded newfag.

Mom why the fuck are you in my apartment? I've not lived at home for 8 years.

You don't actually live with your parents still, right Yea Forums?

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ew ntr

>donations
>$615

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$100k a year doing what

>25 year-old
>$100,000

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sucking dicks

I don't make enough to afford my own apartment right now

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>transportation only 130
>health insurance 270
>donations 615
Holy shit.

>donations

God I hate rich people

>donations: $615
Why does NBC want us to spend $615 on e-girl’s premium snapchats and bath water monthly?

i should start charging.
i suck no less than 20 dicks per day, id be so rich within 5 years from all that dick sucking

>*proceeds to leave your door just slightly ajar upon leaving your room*

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Any somewhat in demand field.

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this shit never gets old

>Donations $615
>Dining out $250
So someone who is excellent with money just chucks $865 out the window every month?
>Groceries $400
Jesus fuck, I must eat like a fucking peasant

>Donations
Is this what they're calling tips, i.e. paying someone else's wage now?
>$615
Fuck off

why was malcom's mom such a bitch holy shit

Well mom, maybe if your generation didn’t fuck over the job market then maybe we would all have jobs by now.

Donations to charities are tax reductable, brainlets.

How do I make $100K a year lads? I have a bachelor of IT and zero motivation to earn money nor any reason to use it.

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WHO THE FUCK LET YOU INTO MY HOME!? THERE'S A RESTRAINING ORDER!!

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These threads just honestly reinforce the opinion I've had about the typical Yea Forums goer for a long time; namely, that their parents did not beat them enough/at all.

Civil service at least in my state.

But mom I have a job and I work 40+ hours every work week. Sod off you sad cunt.

the fucking worst

even if they are, why would you give the money away in the first place? also >tax reductable

Which state is the best to live in financial wise?

The solution is quite simple, stop playing video games and stop browsing Yea Forums so frequently, get yourself a goal, split it in smaller objectives and start from there.

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Unironically california

did the original say 10k a year? theres no way this is for someone who makes 100k/yr

Wyoming

California. The trick is to be so poor, they'll give you neetbux and a place of your own provided you aren't insane like the homeless.

>HURR DURR

Ok mom, this is going to be really difficult for you to understand but you're not at home anymore, you haven't lived at home for 10 years. You have aggressive Alzheimer's Mom, I'm your carer now.

Please don't cry Mom, it's ok, don't be scared.

It's based on a single person and his retarded spending habits.

>transportation
does car insurance not exist to these people? or car payments?
>house cleaner
>donations
>"excellent with money"

Learn to draw and do commisions for degenerate furries

> literally me

Get good fags.

>Learn to draw
I wish I could.

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>*starts masturbating to milf porn
I wish I could stop.

Because I want it for real

im 24 and living whit my parents and sister... i honestly dont understand the problem, while im studing and working on a shity job what i can do?
live on the streets to conserv my pride, im not that kind of faggot

I already have a job though.

Literally just start drawing anything and keep at it. Look up to ps and tricks. 90% of learning how to draw is essentially conditioning your brain to deconstruct the world into basic shapes and mastering the movement of your arm.

that's just a really lame excuse you lazy ass retard

I want to die.

I'd rather live with them and have money to spend on myself than rent and live paycheck to paycheck.

Hit up a cougar bar by yourself. Ass long as you aren't a 400 lb swamp dweller, horny milfs will be literally crawling all over you because Boomer Bobby needs a pill to get a stiffy.

Now post the “ideal life milestones” info graphic where they expect you to own a company by 25

>learn to program
>get job

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Yes, I'm a NEET who gave up on life. My family never liked me anyway.

>cougar bar
What the fuck is this?

This is an 18 year and older board. If you have this issue you are too young to be here or are fucken pathetic

>can't afford a doctor's visit to see if I have crippling depression or if it's just a touch of the tism
Surely sitting around and doing nothing will fix the problem.

>not donating money to non-profit organizations that seek to lobby for lower taxes and less immigration and getting a tax write off

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>paying rent to your own family
i shiggy diggy

it's surely bad habits, not hard to fix

I ain't yo momma is the most stupid song ever conceived

>$40 dollars a month on his cell phone
What the fuck, I pay less than a quarter of that

>he doesn't know what a cougar bar is
It's where older single women congregate at night, they usually roam in packs and look for single younger men to relive their youth with. They are usually either divorcees or swingers.

How much do you pay for internet?

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My family only charged me $300. Not bad.

I'm way ahead except for a family

>15
>first kiss
bros...

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A lot of that is reckless "investing" and involves signing even more of you life away to banks.

I"pay" 400 a month to my parents for the apartment but it's on loan and I have job. They paid for it first two years if my uni

>on track to graduate college a year early (not that I want to, probably gonna study abroad or get a minor)
>got a chill summer job
>already have a job lined up for when I go back to school
>no college debt
>steadily losing weight
>still have enough time to play vidya and post on Yea Forums as much as I want
Damn, feels good having my life on track

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>Age 20: Pass driving test
lol what? Who waits until 20?

It saves you more than you spend by putting you in a lower tax bracket. Fucking retard.

A lot of these are practically unachievable at the suggested age in today's society

This is quite literally the most fucked timeline I've ever seen.
>no college
>buying a house a decade before you even make 40k a year
>two holidays per year
fucking Americans lmao

LIFE IS UNFAIR

Same as him
It's shit though and there are no better providers in my area

Show me where the fuck in the world rent is $825 and internet + phone is less than $100. You fucking can't.

Is this for the 1950's or something?
At the very bottom it says UK

Anyone can. Not everyone has the stomach to make it through the thousands and thousands of terrible drawings you have to make in order to git gud, though.