ESA Summer Marathon

RUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!

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>this audio

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>He got 12 on third roll
Sucks

A demon has taking over

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>That luck
Holy shit!

>he gets it anyway

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>that fucking scream laugh

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BATMAN AND KIRYU HAVE NEVER KILLED A SINGLE PERSON

GDQ and ESA make me try some new game series, might be happening with Yakuza. Maybe next time it's on sale on Steam.

CHECKED

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worth adding the Battletoads run to my to watch list?

>Getting 12 on the third roll
Blessed luck.

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>Non lethal by the way

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7/10 run

Everything is wrong and right at the same time at that webm

>Cosmo
WHAT

Is that autismo Chibi with the glasses?

Nice sensual run

Yakuza is a lot like this run in a way. Utter insanity and fun.

Michael Jackson nose

12 hour speed run...

stream got lewd out of nowhere

>Froob having a mental breakdown whenever a human touches him

based incel

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Just get Yakuza 0.

>I need to stop making noises because that's against Twitch TOS

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>brainlets

People who don't get the jokes don't have to watch it

tfw starved of physical contact

Post rare Cosmos

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BIG JON UP NEXT

>5 minutes of commentary
>but he's really angry
This is turning into Whose Line.

ANGRY SCOTTISH COMMENTARY
BASED RUN

he's actually my gran jesus christ

metako is extremely based, but froob rolling with the punches is really making this run. goddam this is great

Will he make estimate?!

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>angry scotsman

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I just kinda want an adventure game like this, freedom to do shit but not so open to where it sucks the soul out of everything.

>that angry Scottish accent

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I'VE HAD A LONG DAY

>spout memes
>get 1k subs
based

LA GOLBINA

>an yelling angry scotman
holy shit my sides

AHHH YEE'S HAD A LOOONG DEEEE

Get this slut out of here
>inb4hoganposter

What the fuck are you talking about, retard?

This may be one of the best runs of all time.

>The camera changing
Kek

You seem the retard here

11/10

SCOTLAN

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BUT DAS RACIS! ESA NOOOOO!!!

SOULFUL RUN

>we need to finish the run lmao
>this is the final run for steam 2 until after 10AM European time
What did Tumblr Hair mean by this???

Is today the peak of ESA2019 thus far? It seems god tier.

What tags does this porno have?

>i liked that bench but you broke it
KEK

Literally what are you even talking about? There was no fucking joke.

>WHERE'S ME IRN BRU
BAHAHAHAHA 100/10 RUN

That accent tho hahahha

WHERE'S THE IRN BRU?

She knows I need to go to bed

it's not her call probably, she's actually pretty based

I think they're pissing off Stream 1

>stream 1 can't stop talking about how much fun stream 2 is having
The absolute state of stream 1

>I'M GETTING GRUMPEH

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That's because he was so starved from the human touch for so long.

I think this is peak live speedrunning in general

Just tuned into yakuza
What the fuck is going on

Oh my fucking god Irn Bru, the nectar of the gods

And who cares? Stream 2 is racking the money right now.

1cucks can't into fun

Rates:
pastebin.com/s53UFMeg

Who?

A Scottish madman is holding everyone hostage until he gets his Irn Bru.

my fucking sides, they are going to kill him with laughs

>monday night had x-2 run
>tuesday night had crystal randomizer
>wednesday night has this

for once being a wage cuck hasn't fucked me out of seeing the good shit, thank you jesus

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Faggots, that's who.

Kinda glad for him, you can see the roller coaster of emotions he's going through

Susan complained

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>those fucking nuggets over there having fun, FUCK THEM

Would RE4 had benefited from being a $20 dollar run

quick get him his bottle of tonic to calm the bastard down

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That catch holy shit

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>FREEDOM!
Kino

SOMEBODY STOP THAT SCOTSMAN!

M'senora

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SEE NUU MY HAT'S FELL OFF

SCOTLAND FOREVER

FREEEEEEDOM!!

>WHERE'S ME IRN BRU?
11/10, knocked it out the park.

Best stream with English, Irish and Scottish runners.

>pants immediately thrown

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for how low effort the $50 floss dance was I would say no

Quick: Should I continue Yakuza stream or watch Mario Maker 2?

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Watching this run was probably the best decision I took the entire week

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He was too obsessed with impressing his friends here instead of being entertaining in general.

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Every run would benefit from it.
Especially a 12 hour long JRPG run like Grandia

fuck susan

youtube.com/watch?v=36orjKbPpJ8

I really hate this faggot

This is an eternal SSSSSS+ run

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What is this cringe shit

Yakuza is ending soon so just finish it cunt

Retard

can't understand a word this scotsman is saying

>He started talking in a Scottish accent
Holy fuck

You can watch both.

>he's picking up the accent
Brain multitasking at its limit

>WHY AM I TALKING LIKE THIS
I'm dead

BESSBOLL BAT

Based Alestorm on Stream 2

>over estimate
yikes

This isn't a run anymore, it's Scottish gathering

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>I CAN'T TURN ARRRRUND!

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UPSIDE-DOON
>UPSIDE-DOON
UPSIDE-DOON
>UPSIDE-DOON
UPSIDE-DOON
>UPSIDE-DOON
UPSIDE-DOON
>UPSIDE-DOON
UPSIDE-DOON
>UPSIDE-DOON
UPSIDE-DOON
>UPSIDE-DOON
UPSIDE-DOON

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Me felling seidss ya haahahahhahh

'mon then ya speccy cunt square go like

>Scottish lad bullying the runner this hard
I fear for his livelihood now

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Holy shit I should have turned in 2 hours ago but this run has been too glorious

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TAGER

This is turning into a fucking muppet sketch

>that bike flying up from nothing

>Japanese man running away from angry Scottish voices in his head
Kino

OI SLAG

Stream 1 has become aware and are simply delaying Mario Maker 2 until stream 2 goes off the air.

le funi soi eggman playing weebshit and talking in funi accent

UK really delivering, good job lads

>Taggart
Heh.

>"this run has to end"
>already over estimate
>he turns around his controller and starts fighting random thugs

ding dong bannu

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Punchy got annoyed by their disorderly conduct. Expect far less from stream 2 in coming ESAs.

CAM OAN

This German has really good English.

>over estimate
where is the 12 hours thing?

Holy shit based.

Ey'll fekkin burst yee!!

AGDQ can only dream of having this much fun and soul.

kek is that actually true?

>complaining about 27°

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I bet yakuza run brought a fuckton of cash

>England complaining about the heat again "oh where's me rain"
>you should come to Scotland, we get 4seasons at once

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>more karoke
susan is probably crying

All those $20 when everyone has been donating $5 for 4 days.

I have no idea what that scotsman's saying.
I'm dying.

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shes cute

At least 3k

They used to but lost it somewhere between 2013 and 2014

>no saying fuckin' or cunt every second word
rubbish angry scotsman desu

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>An Englishman, Irishman, and a Scot deliver the best run of the marathon
Kino

literally who?

Is that actually a fucking beer?

wtf is irn bru?

SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN $20 REAL FAST

>an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman commentate on Yakuza
It's like the set-up to a joke. A really good joke.

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sorry i have a job and not get every vague joke on the internet

BANNED

Would this level of fun ever be allowed on gdq?

SHNAP SHANP

>10 hour under estimate

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you would complain if gdq did it

Then why are you watching this in the first place

Floodgates closed, everybody go home

Don't forget the two frenchmen yelling at each other earlier.

The nectar of gods

THE BEST RUN IN HUMAN HISTORY RIGHT FUCKING HERE. WE'RE WITNESSING HISTORY GENTS

It's a drink that isn't Tizer.

Yes, pre-2014.

>OI LASSIE WHERE AR YE, CAM 'ERE

This dude is a top lad

Irn Bru. It's fizzy drink made from real girders.

>Metroidvania block after Mario Maker 2 run
>Block contains Castlevania SOTN, Bloodstained ROTN, and Messenger

I am surprised to see Bloodstained in there. Game just came out a month ago and that is neat the game was able to make it into ESA Summer. Pretty based.

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dilate

>another $20% run
oh fuck

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>karaoke after run

FUN ISN'T OVER

>handholding
OH NO THEY'RE GETTING AXED

Cute

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>Super Mario Maker 2 banned stream 2 donations

Absolute KOONTZ

I just tuned in, what the fuck is going on?

No.

Add my donation name to the screenshot

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That's when GDQ became corporate a fuck and then slid into low% dilation runs.

Don't we get the Big Jon golf after Mario Maker 2?

isn't Biggu Jon playing Golf after MM2?

Let me guess, the Re4 run sucked too?
Go back

cope harder

Big Jon golf is after mario maker now I believe, that to follow

uh its blodstained cotm which came out over a year ago

$25% Vice City run tomorrow on Stream 1.

IRN BRU TIME LADDIES

IRN BRU GET

HERE WE GO

wtf that was me

i saw a thread on it in Yea Forums.

*siiiiip*

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>they gave up delaying and started Mario Maker 2

(You) liar

Seethe

yes
the good times roll on

You can hear them drinking that brew from stream 1

That drink have a fucking nipple on it? Why is he drinking it so slowly?

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EEM NA GOONA DREENK EET AAH

Getting brave.

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Irn Bru is the shit.

They managed to out-silly the bonesaw owen wilson run, one hell of an achievement

>Iceplug is commentating
Nice!

what does iron brew taste like eurobros

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shit, nice. makes up for Ben's sacrifice

It's fizzy af

why are they taking him away
wee cunts

girders

Loike iron.

I have both, hope the super mario is fun and not another round of kaizo shit levels

With the difference that the guys there were drunk as fuck

Should've donated to read the Welsh cat pasta instead.

Fizzy rust

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Fuck off already, you cock smoking faggot.

Do you guys think they've ever had sex?

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Kind of bubblegum like. It's pretty sweet.

this run is soiboi humor as fuck

Salty milk and coins

>haven't drunk iru-bru for days
I can't even work myself up to go to Tesco right now.

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Is this the result of having video-games as a primary occupation in your late 20s, 30s?

what's the female frenchies username? and what is it with people mentioning that stream 1 wants to ruin stream 2? Isn't it the same event? how can they do something like that exactly?

madness

I don't think you have.

why do americans make these kinds of posts?

yea, the people here are so fucking desperate for something else that they'll cling onto any shit.

$20% runs with Metako anywhere near them are great, the FF ones from last ESA were fucking incredible.

american go sleep in short time
thread of this instance will become presently of increased quality

Fuck off you no-fun faggot.
t. 30 year old boomer

There are literally less people in the audience on Steam 1 than stream 2

With eachother?

i know i did and i hope you all as well

>Haven't drunk any for months because diet and only drinking water
Stream has given me serious hankering for some.

Cry baby

youtube.com/watch?v=aybGmG1bTCk

I wish they never got rid of this shit.

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sorry lad but it's only 8 in eastern burgerland

Yeah, it's a shame we couldn't have serious and dry humor, perhaps over a run of some kind of survival horror game. That would be true aaart.

exit mutte

I haven't drank Irn Bru in about 12 years sinze i gave up sugary drinks. Used to guzzle that shit as wains tho. I heard they changed the recipe but I've never had the desire to check it out desu.

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>Leonis 3 hrs over estimate

This frensh is a fucking trooper, so much shit happened in that run but he pulled through.

They've brought back 32 so keep the dream alive pal

I feel like most of their ads trigger the fuck out of idiots.

Woooooooow this SMM2 """""speedrun""""" is so much fucking god awful, just like the rest of them, fuck this gay shit just STOP

stream 1 just seems so dull in comparison to stream 2 right now

>2 AM in Europe
>5-8PM in America
I think it's Euros who are going to sleep soon.

Nah.

>>>r/nuggets
go back

>Stream 2 has to end at some point

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>I haven't drank Irn Bru in about 12 years sinze i gave up sugary drinks.
Why do people do this? Do you have no concept or moderation? Like, I go to the gym and generally eat well but I eat or drink sugary things every now and then.

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
youtu.be/t4RmNcWX754

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just compare the audiences

Those levels are utterly boring.
I thought it was going to be some impossible levels relay race, which are fun as fuck, but that shit? YAWN.

There are no female frenchies at the event. Larxa is belgian but she hasn't even appeared on camera or spoken to a mic at any point.

That run was a fucking rollercoaster, him nearly quitting, Metako taking over for a short while to keep it going and then Leonis barely scraping a win, it was incredible.

>A Scattered Moment plays as this kino run concludes

Can someone compile a list of what crazy shit happened in the $20% run?

Best runs so far?

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RATE THIS RUN!

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Everything end at some point, I don't want this to finish even when there are several days left, is so much fun

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RATE!
RATE!
RATE!
RATE!
RATE!

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TIME

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no

Run of the marathon/10

I just stopped drinking that shit one day for no real reasons. I have tried Coke since and it takes like shit to me now, I can't stand the taste of that filth anymore.

kino run

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Smoking Sick Style
10/10

>Larxa is belgian but she hasn't even appeared on camera or spoken to a mic at any point.
She has presented quite a few times now

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K I N O
10 / 10

Yakuza.
San Andreas.
Something I can't remember right now.

Linking a superior Irn Bru advert.
youtube.com/watch?v=4yZOab5gl-4

10/10
perfect run

god i wish that were m

>yfw this legendary run's over

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10/10

9999/10 RUN OF THE FOREVER

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>Re4 sucked
>this yakuza run is so cringe
>punchi totally isn't a cunt I met him irl
>heheheh go back to r3ddit
Fuck you and people like you, unironically leave and never come back.

11/10

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-10/10

SSS tier

>She mentions karaoke
>Two people leave

SSS/10

>A Scattered Moment
so who's the female thats reading donations?

GOAT

11/10

UNDER 3 HOURS BABY
20/10, one of the best runs of all time. Everyone, especially the runner were such good sports about all of it

y

Actual 10/10.

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GOAT/10

SSS elder god/10

>redditor telling anyone else to go to reddit
Hilarious.

(You) were here

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>.

$20/10

Haven't laughed that much in a long while.

SSS tier

You mean the obvious swede who sounds absolutely nothing like french?

Wait, did Zero get banned because of his RE4 run?

>iceplug is inaudible
>but the faggot on a headset we arent supposed to hear is
sasuga

unironically actually amazed that the runner didn't pop

100/10

dude what she's been hosting constantly

Best run of the marathon and dare I say, of ESA/10

Why the fuck are you newfags actually defending that fucking RE4 run?

Quality run for the ages.

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$20/10

10/10, was great, I'm excited to see Froob again.

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Just Ben and Rye

10/10

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can't you faggots hold a strawpoll for rating each run or something, its fucking annoying when as soon as the thread ends there are just endless rating posts

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OUR GOD IS A BASED GOD/10

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SHOUTOUTS TO THE TECH CREW

I'll give it a solid 10/10

woow FUCK team fuzzy

Zero, ben and rye got "banned"

the fuck's her name?

glorious/10

will miss you, bros, I enjoyed my time on here for a change

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Maybe I've tuned to the other stream every time she's been on.

barely any game knowledge shared
"man speak funny haha"
no interesting gameplay displayed, it's all weaponspam

it's shit

One of the greatest runs. I'm glad ESA managed to up it after the meh start.

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Easily Run of the year.

Run itself was a dogshit waste of time
Everything else about it was great

>wojak
no fuck off

We are supposed to hear them figuring out the level

And I will never forget it.

it was okay, y'all're over hyping it to some extent thouigh

>Stop using the thread for its intended purpose
Are all wojackposters this retarded?

No, it fucking wasn't.

You're autistic

No.

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>Time as A Scattered Moment plays
>Ends with karaoke

Could this end any better?

i want to fuck that pig with the cute voice on the right, goddam

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Great runner

This can't be happening. I ended.

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Cry moar faggot and eat your nuggets

you're onions

Trannies no need to apply

What a top lad.

guessing you're american?

You got assburger mate!

Wow, and people said there was NO WAY that would happen.

Are ESA as big of babies as GDQ?

God you're pathetic

9.
Fun

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>$25 vice city race run
this is going to be an absolute clusterfuck

feels like the end of the marathon now desu

mystery nigga

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best run of the event and I don't think they'll beat it for the rest of the event

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>next run will be 25
the greed is real

ALL THAT CHAOS GONNA FLOOD STREAM 1

Keep defending your literal redditor, you obsessed faggot.

Is Adam_AK still around? He was my favorite speedrunner.

This was fun. Goodnight lads

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I can't remember because the name is too close to the other swedish girl Maral

I feel hollow now, how the fuck will ESA manage to top this run?

>switch to stream 1
>crowd mostly empty

kek

Zero didn't you rubes

yes

So wtf is this mario maker run?

That's just New Josh

This.
It should totally be the last run. Nothing can top it.

>No one showed up for bing bing wahoo

did jon's golf run happen yet?

Easily the most enjoyable speedrun at a marathon since Bonesaw at SGDQ 2016

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user, you're the one that constantly keeps bringing it up, and have been doing so for the past few days now.

>"banned"
Stop pretending not being kicked out of the venue means they're not banned.

That was beautiful...
I'm so glad I got to witness it with you cunts. I love you all, even the massive factors that disagree with. Cheers

And with that Stream 2 has ended for the night. It returns in 7h30m with Colin McRae Rally.

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I think he started university and has been busy with that.

idk if he actually runs but he co-commentated a gta run a couple ESAs ago

what game was it on stream 2 just now that everyone loved?

no its next

a bloo bloo bloo

Last ESA the one Twilight Princess one was $25 too, for some reason they add a $5 Stream 1 tax.

>super mario maker 2

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They are banned from being on screen or on mic.

IS THE TOP TIER CORRECT!?
>>>> pastebin.com/s53UFMeg

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Its after Mario Maker before castlevania

alright great thanks

This is how you end a run discussing a cause that you're familiar with.
Anyone remember that extremely awkward knitting girl from gdq quite a few years back? That shit was pure distilled cringe.

What a fucking run. It actually upstaged the most recent Bing Bing in audience attendance.

Co-op race but not 2 player co-op, I believe they switch on death.

Probably they picked a list of stages and they are racing those

Give it up for this top lad.
>voice almost cracks
Hope is gran will be better soon.

Thank you, for a blessed run.

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All right time to go back over to Stream On-

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It was entertaining but y'all niggers overhyping it

>the virgin mario runner
>the chad kiwami speed runner

$20% Yakuza

that was glorious, time to get some sleep

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kiwami 2

this

Knitler was at SGDQ during an interview. She runs their streams when they aren't doing marathons or something like that.

yakuza kiwami 2

Yakuza Kiwami 2 $20%. It means that the runner and audience would do silly things for $20 donations.

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I think Kiwami 2 was going. Didn't watch it as I'm playing through it.

What the fuck are you talking about, retard?

>right screen keeps flickering on and off
wtf you fucks told me esa had the better tech crew wtf

>all of those ad breaks where they say "everyone with alzheimers WILL die from it"

must hurt every time desu

That is a ban fool.

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I got some tears.

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ben and rye got banned until 2021 because they're staff and represent the organization, zero probably just isn't going to be invited again

CAN YOU STOP?

If I could bother you for a brief moment good sir, would you mind ceasing your current activities?

and only for this event, the dude who told the audience to shut up at that one GDQ is banned from GDQ forever, likewise with a dude who sat next to a dude on the couch that had a MAGA hat on.

They were busy on stream 2. It's the intern who had to setup this shit.

Is legit desu.

>gamesdonequick

this is nowhere near the same energy level as that kiwami run. kind of feel bad for the runners because mario maker usually does well at these marathons, probably didn't expect to get upstaged like this

dude fuck this, this is gay. VODs up?

That's why I watch ESA/10

Why the fuck did I reply to myself, meant for

Even with the angry scott, the run itself still wasn't as entertaining as the San Andreas chaos randomizer relay race yesterday

>only for this even

idk about the others but ben said he's banned til at least 2021 at which point he has to appeal it

I still get mad everytime I see that video

>donation comments of family members dying
Yamero!

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Yes, now compare that to Ben and Ryedawg's ban smart guy.

ah now I remember it's Ladaur

Want to watch Jon get his golf run finally but this mario run is zzz so I'll be back

this mario maker run sucks dick

God bless that man. He's making sure Waluigifags are catching shuttles in heaven now.

>and only for this event
It's until 2021

>still 1 more hour of this shit
Be back later!

Gosh I hope they don't shave their necks.

speedgaming is up

I had sex at ESA last year

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That wasn't even a MAGA hat though. It was literally a plain red cap

>Awful block game
Every ESA day is a fun day, Yu gi oh and yakuza missing from top

I would fuck her until she asks me to stop and tells me about her dying family while my cock is still in her.

>Waluigifags
That shit was idiotic, fuckers were disrupting the runners during a difficult race.

is metako running/commenting anything else this marathon? every run he is involved in becomes kino

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Ben?

Good riddance.

>hurr durr words hard

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with whomst?

Was it a real MAGA hat though? If it was it's a serious offense because having any political symbols visible at all at any point could actually void the charity status of the event and instantly and permanently destroy them in a taxation hell.

these people are fucking retarded. there's an on switch in the pipe and they don't fucking see it REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

the audience was 8x more insufferable last gdq

Oh shit, it's a race again?

That should be fun with the $25%

I'm not sure, may be right on this.

What I do know is that one of the dudes who got banned for it, didn't personally wear it or do anything, and they refused to even consider to reverse the ban on him.

Englishman replaced by a Mohammadian
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHA
HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHHAHHHHAHAHHA
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS HAHAHAHHAAHHAAAAHHAHAHHA

>English replaced by English
?

Goodnight Yea Forums

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Nice

I'm a little out of it so I may have misheard but I think they're using the chaos mod for this race as well. Or maybe she just meant it would be chaos with $25% going on.
Well, whatever it is hopefully it's still fun.

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Why is wearing a MAGA hat ban worthy?

>actually watching ESA after the ban someone from appear on stream just because Susan got mad

If Big Jon gets cucked in this Mario maker race will he turn into Big Joanne or something?

In the end, GDQ and ESA ended up becoming the same faggot entity. Only ESA makes pocket change kek

Cry more.

>/>471616268
you can leave now tourist.

Based twitch saving zero from banter.

>watch stream 1
>a bitchy cunt in BigJon's team

Yeah nahfuck this

Cope.

No.471616268

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$25% should bring it's own chaos, so either way it'll be fun.

Ahh, this answers my question here Makes more sense than just "muh drumpf is rayciss"

No, it's not GDQ.

>niggers complaining about ESA bans
I haven't been keeping up who got banned and why? The Yakuza stream would still never happen at GDQ so I find it hard to believe people got banned.

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Quintessentially

Why does Susan hold so much power anyway, imagine letting some speedrunning autist try to take over your event and yell at your announcers.

i honestly don't understand why they give that as a ban reason when he's said he was fine with it all

There were people who got banned right after the election for wearing MAGA hats at AGDQ. I was kinda upset about it at first, but honestly, no one wore any Clinton shit at the marathons either.

bros...

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This is boring.

This run is zzz. See you later Yea Forums

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>471616479
>hey guys I'm gonna ask questions while replying to posts that have the answers to them right above them aren't I funny

I might actually donate for Mommy Tifa, but there's no point in donating until right before it ends otherwise you'll just get sniped.

wow what a faggot

ESA cucks will defend this.

Learn to reply Newfag

Good riddance.

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the soft lock in Mario Maker

They're pussies lol, he weighs like 100 pounds just escort him out of the building

>levels with softlocks
Yikeronis, what a fucking trainwreck

They never gave a reason for the ban so you can be sure it was a partner that made them. Specially after zero going that they were telling him to kill himself? You can be sure it's twitch. The retards working there even ban streamers for saying nigger when they're saying nothing close to it.

Bottom line is, even if they would have been biased against one particular political position, GDQ is extremely biased towards their own profits and they would do everything they can to keep their cozy tax free charity status that lets them give three fiddy for printing a handful of cancer awareness pamflets and several million to foundation executives' bonuses.

>471616730
Nah, just denying the (You) because you're a faggot for them. Wanting to gobble them like cocks?

Yea I agree with the purpose of keeping politics away honestly. I watch shit like this totally get away from the typical everyday nonsense.

>No.471616730

What do you mean, he did reply. I don't understand your issue.

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Reminder that people like Susan is the average Yea Forums user nowadays.

Sure

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WTF is this shit?

This low energy bing bing wahoo is putting me to sleep.

our guy

Puzzle levels are a mistake for a marathon.

Cry baby

>TFW donated more than I wanted to in order for MOMMY to get there
>This shit happens
Help pls bros

>runners getting pissed at Mario Maker puzzles

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new

It's your own fault, everybody told you to wait and snipe it at the end.

Make a innocent sounding donation about how donating towards MOMMY means you love your mother? Could work on the casuals watching the stream?

Whatever you need to tell yourself.

Someone brought up earlier that twitch is based in San Fagcisco, Commiefornia
So put 2 and 2 together. Sad really

Nuggetboy complained about them making "gay jokes" which is why they had to act due to twitch being anal about pride faggotry. It wasn't about the runner being upset, it was a handful of people on twitter.

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Cry baby

I donated on Tuesday when it was at $5. That $100 was happening no matter what.

According to the schedule the only thing he's running was FFX2 yesterday. He'll probably be around to commentate more stuff but I don't think there's a list for that.

maybe suze should try not being a faggot for five minutes of his life he might even enjoy the experience

Still can't figure out how to reply.
Did you find this website yesterday?

Any clue as to what was being treated as "gay jokes"?

Maybe, doubt it would've been so high though.

This, especially that Asian chick, it's all about profit to her, there's been times when they've wheeled her out to hold a game hostage because they weren't on target to beat the previous year's total, and she was clearly disgusted at not getting enough money.

I watched that entire trainwreck, and I honestly don't remember any gay jokes happening at all.

That $50 name that was done right at the start of the marathon sealed the deal user.

ZEROO had a gay interaction and they laughed at him
Then they said he didn't learned the dance because he was busy staring at the dude's hips
Very lightly might be misconstrued as homobashing by a thinskinned faggot

There weren't any , the sad fact of the matter is all it takes is for some faggot on twitter to bitch about non existent gay jokes and they'll ban people regardless. Faggots are taking over ever since we let them leave the house and act like homos in public.

>cancer awareness pamflets
The worst in all this shit, in my opinion. All those donation and comments from people who think this is going towards research.

Isn't it supposed to be a charity?

>tfw you became aware of your cancer when you got a blood test because you were feeling sick and had to be rushed to the hospital

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It is but a lot of charities (like a majority of them) burn most of their money on "administration" costs.

I literally saw Ben sat there in the crowd for the San Andreas run

Well yeah but does that bitch actually work for the charity? I thought GDQ wasn't getting any of that money and that it was funded through other sources.

i thought the donations went directly to msf and they just got twitch prime/ad money but i would never support either of them so dunno

I think GDQ has some sort of fundraising charity organization status.

>that Asian chick
who?

Nah, it's collected, kept for 90 days to accrue interest and then fees/salaries paid out and msf get what's left.

So they do get a sizable chunk of money from each event that probably is used to fund the next one and overall fund the organization.

Key thing, it's always less than the reportedly raised amount though.

It's very suspicious how many multiple $1000 donations from "anonymous" they get

Well yeah obviously if they're pocketing the interest. It's still free money.

I mean they're skimming like 15% of the raised amount on top of all that.

Wouldn't that be actually illegal?

GDQ had a panel about it 2-3 years ago. Uyama said that they get 10-15% of the total in order to fund the next event, and that its below industry standard.

Larxa

Maybe, maybe not. It's probably in conract agreement with MSF about event funds, which is why the 'execs' ahve such large salaries. Eat further in, pay out less etc.