>IRL bosses thread
IRL bosses thread
Landon Cooper
Asher Murphy
Jackson Morris
>approach statue to initiate boss fight
Michael Miller
>Walk up to it with the key mcguffin
>It wakes up and fights with the anger of 800 Swiss guards.
Eli Jenkins
>not the tallest man in the front
why
William Jenkins
thread theme: youtube.com
Adam Lewis
>let me inspect your loicense mate
Hudson Peterson
the most powerful man is in the front
Brayden Lewis
The Four Hunters.
Henry King
Here is your first monster encounter bro
Henry Diaz
Come straight from Dark souls.
Jayden Long
Jordan Murphy
>Top left
Blizzard, cold attacks
>Top right
Brawler, insane strength
>Bottom left
Sound, wind attacks
>Bottom right
psychokinesis, illusion magic
Joseph Jackson
>You should not have entered this place.
Parker Bell
Lucas Watson
Wow. Bottom left doing the dragon stance you always see
Leo Walker
>cute
fuck you you're wrong and I lived in a state with these bitey aggressive fucks.
t. spider lover.
Kevin Gomez
is that a window?
Lincoln Gray
Straight up a tigrex.
Thomas Edwards
Mason Bailey
Aiden Lee
Nathan Sullivan
>Boss exists in more than one different plane of existence, and has to be defeated over and over with one life
Cooper Hughes
>its a duo boss.
Asher Taylor
>Rise if you would... for that is our curse
Brandon Lee
Juan Collins
The idea of him clopping like a horse is funnier than it should be.
Isaiah Lopez
Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm...
Jose Lewis
what state
Brandon Thompson
Ah ive seen thos before.
Isnt this in san Francisco by the metreon? I havent been there in years tho
Logan Lewis
Michael Richardson
Brayden Young
Cooper Cox
>Boss is a rare heavy armor + magic user,
Jayden Diaz
William Morales
Cameron Thompson
James James
>15% to hit
>crit
Camden Sullivan
>boss causes extremely high pitched ringing noises as it attacks
>can make you commit suicide if willpower is too low
>makes you completely disappear into an incomprehensible realm of existence if your intelligence is too high
Isaac King
>vehicle boss with heavy infantry minions
Asher Bell
Lincoln Lopez
Alexander Gray
Huh. Russians seem to have God Emperor genes locked away in them.
David Flores
Rise and shine Dr Freeman. Rise and shine.
Lincoln Phillips
Aiden Wilson
a model that has thinning hair? wat
Angel Mitchell
Noah Nelson
SHOCKING!
Daniel Robinson
One sexy beamos
Andrew Thomas
>former ally is now an enemy
Kevin Lee
Carson Morales
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Justin Harris
William Cook
A fat starfish. Now I've seen everything. At least it won't freeze.
yes, if mermaids really REALLY were real, they'd have lots of blubber to protect from cold, and hence would look like a bunch of BBW models or some shit. A fact ruined for many, and fetishized to even more.
Brandon Taylor
Brandon Reyes
>So it's finally come to this... brother
Andrew Williams
>kill it
>suddenly a new health bar appears as it sheds the metal
Robert Kelly
Aiden Garcia
>Greek Outsider
Jace White
its like Ron Pearlman as a dog
Christian Butler
what the hell is going on this image?
Josiah Cooper
fuck me that looks scary
Camden Long
utterly based
Owen Rodriguez
Trick boss near the beginning of the game. Giant pleb filter
One of the last bosses, you had to fight one of them earlier
Pretty good fight, but fucking legendary backstory
Looks much worse than it is, mostly a cut scene boss. Best level leads up to him though.
One of those tragic boss fights, like Sif
Bonus boss, basically impossible without a real specific build
Justin Carter
That's just a basket star.
Ryder Perez
Is that a fucking Tallman?
Christopher Green
a boss fight, retard
John Kelly
>God tasks you to defeat his current champion to take over the world
Christopher Campbell
>an unassuming npc is actually an end game optional boss
Easton Ortiz
>Boss has a puffy vulva
Anthony Myers
this isn't the irl ffxiv twink character thread
Ryan Thomas
>Tarot Card Boss: The Lovers
Nicholas James
How are you supposed to beat this guy? his defense and HP are insane and magic attacks just bounce right off him
Luis Clark
Ayden Bennett
Fall damage
Gabriel Price
Cute!
Michael Rivera
DoT status effects will do the trick but it takes a while.
Joshua Rogers
Joshua Williams
>Boss has a multi-attack
Lincoln Young
french women are so hot
Tyler Harris
Oliver Howard
Hunter Smith
Hit him from behind you casual
Andrew Carter
Boss kills you if you close the game
Carter Rogers
Beyond based
Henry Jenkins
>have sex poster
>"HAVE SEX!..... with me please... I'm a real woman... please I've had so many surgeries I just want to have sex..... please... have sex.....
Leo Rivera
Jason Thompson
poison is great on him
Isaiah Lee
Boss just causes confusion and anger
Anthony Flores
what did you do to counter his unholy brap ability?
Jaxon Ross
>a rare deepwater jew
Jeremiah Gomez
Nathaniel Allen
Wyatt Watson
Owen Cox
Dylan Campbell
Kevin Kelly
>"""""""""villain"""""""" has better motives than the hero
John Lee
Obligatory
Isaiah Rivera
Thomas Perez
>spams hustle bones out his mouth
>fucks the ost. makes it come.
would be pretty cool
Brandon Wright
dunno I heard once about a fat guy that tried to commit suicide by drinking poison but he survived and became a /fit/fag
Bentley Perry
Sebastian Perry
now that's a big titty Goth gf
Luis Russell
>Quiz boss
>Get one wrong and its an instakill
Camden Foster
the burgerless king
Robert Martin
Can you defeat her sass?
Jace Cook
Easton Thompson
Bentley Ortiz
>boss is impossible without using the wiki
Chase Howard
Shin Reviewbrah
Asher Gray
Anyone have that clip of the dude on the bus being punched in the face like five times while smiling?
Cooper Anderson
Nicholas Perry
Jackson Green
Ryder Williams
>enemy can hypnotize you into not attacking
Camden Watson
Jacob Kelly
Ryan Jones
>insignificant mob is the actual boss
Eli Nguyen
>boss murdered his own children
Blake Harris
>Boss area is in the dark
Xavier Carter
Precursor to Barnabus/Dr Lugae fight from FF4
Hunter Morgan
David Smith
oh my
Jacob Gomez
>They call him Klan Klux Ku
Josiah Lopez
>mimics are not just chests
Easton Ross
>Boss shows up attacking
Christian James
Worshipper of Velka
Hudson Sullivan
Is that a runescape party hat?
Thomas Rodriguez
>About to kill boss
>Another boss killed him and the next boss fight starts right away
Daniel Gray
Hudson Lewis
>Bodyguards are the real fight
Jaxon Turner
Why are you posting Ornstein and Smough?
Caleb Brooks
Christopher Gomez
"Lookit the Booones!"
Caleb Rodriguez
Boss drains yours levels
Gavin Bailey
How God expect us not to sin when we see women like this?
Anthony Gray
>Sad Panda
Carter Taylor
Austin Watson
That's why you marry 'em so you can breed them over
and over
and over
and over
Jace Fisher
>boss doesn’t want that
Ayden Cruz
Ethan Wright
>achievement unlocked: eye for an eye
Josiah Sullivan
Wait a minute he’s missing something
Angel Flores
Damn, that Fuchi cosplay is on point
Gabriel Martin
Tyler Garcia
>boss shows up suddenly in a supposed safe zone
Jordan Ramirez
Star Wars Kid has a familiar now, it seems.
Brayden Reyes
How did this happen? It's like deliberitely went for the JUST.
Zachary Barnes
Trapped between heaven and hell, this duo shifts between three different planes as you fight them.
Evan Bennett
Ashura from FF4
Nathan Young
>Nulls all attacks
>Can only be defeated by talk options
Asher Moore
Grayson Cox
>*demonetizes your Instagram
Blake Powell
>Runs around you in a circle.
Wahoo! Nothing-a personnel paisano.
Logan Robinson
Evan Powell
Liam Morgan
I post this in every boss fight thread when I see one
Adrian Barnes
flash1:D R O P P A R T Y!
glow2: 2B drop party
Brandon King
he doesn't quit the gym the gym quits him
Adrian Bennett
Lincoln Diaz
Remember the order is
Word
Hmm-hmmm
NO!
*Snap*
You go girl
Save your MP and enjoy your free level up
Liam Fisher
Andrew James
>mermains were dummy thicc
oh no...
Oliver Brooks
The boss is small
Oliver Rogers
>did you expect somebody else? I'm sorry, main character. I can't let you further.
Eli Ramirez
40% sword crit chance with dilation enchantment.
Jordan Sanchez
hrrnnggg
ursula
im tryna get this prince's attention, but im dummy thicc and the clap of my fins keeps alerting sebastian
Jaxon Hill
>shin godzilla ending
Dylan Mitchell
Does massive magic damage and moderate slashing damage
Jordan Roberts
He's stronk as fuck not sure where you're getting JUST from. Imperfect hairline I guess? He is 34 ffs
Justin Diaz
>weapons ineffective, only fire magic can harm him
Jordan Cox
I WANNA BE CHAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Colton Bailey
>it's a boss rush level
Isaac Wood
>level drain
sauce now NOW NOW SAUCE PLEASE
Michael Reyes
Is this the short circuit reboot we were promised?
Johnny 5 looks pissed
Landon Roberts
Is that Kadaff harem?
Zachary Green
i think it's a lion
Mason Murphy
HEY IM NOT THAT KIND OF GUY
John Powell
Source? That shit is creepy.
Wyatt Collins
one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.
They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.
Liam Mitchell
Nathan Phillips
Man I'd like to meet Paul Rudd. I heard he's a nice guy.
Can I charm the boss?
Samuel Harris
>The villian was really a hero
Angel Lee
looks like ashura-kai enemy from smt 4
Easton Jackson
This is how Galactus appears to brits
Nolan Carter
James Hernandez
>he also has a devastating one-shot attack
>it's telegraphed with a split-second start up animation
Liam Clark
Aaron Sullivan
Lincoln Hughes
>your apprentice is the final boss
games that do this?
Luis Collins
That's a fucking manga character
Henry Williams
I see this gif posted for years and I literally never click on it
Mason Turner
avgn looking good here
Camden Davis
That's fucking metal
Easton Howard
Gavin Cruz
Julian Harris
>The Elf of Downs
Liam Bailey
>boss can be tamed into an ally
Aiden Howard
he burned 35 ppl to death
Michael Peterson
>pushover boss becomes a fan favorite and returns in the sequel
Lucas Flores
>Ice boss
>I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU
Adam Sanchez
I know. It still doesn't make him not look like a fucking alien
Jacob Walker
>you have to shrink down in size to fight the boss
Landon Edwards
I swear I've read this at least ten times.
Anthony Wood
Easton Anderson
He sure gets around, huh?
Leo Gomez
it's a more common occurance than you'd think
Bentley Reyes
Gabriel Hall
rip out fly space
moon from ducktales
Thomas Collins
>Remake ruins a beloved boss fight.
Alexander Brooks
David Murphy
LEFT HAND RULE, JACK
Joseph Phillips
keked
Adrian Moore
Monster arena pokemon battles
Ayden Rivera
are you retarded?
Nathaniel Taylor
Villain cannot help but follow their nature
Isaac Campbell
post the porn part
Michael Watson
Jacob Parker
God damn. I'm American and I'm so jealous of the culture and art of other countries. Just look at this shit...
Isaiah Hall
>all surrounding objects can be used as weapons
Jaxon Perez
>the two most powerful lords have joined forces
Nathan Murphy
No shit idiot. Of course knives are metal.
Robert Anderson
What is the rippen man's weakness?
Lincoln Peterson
what about plastic and/or ceramic ones?
Justin Harris
>masked boss removes his mask
>he's actually handsome as heck
Brayden Foster
>friendy NPC has very high, but not unlimited, friendly fire tolerance
Michael Evans
i tough he was a friendly npc
did he became a optional boss on the sequel?
Wyatt Collins
>Boss kills the person that summoned him.
Jack Williams
>boss played college ball
Eli Brooks
Jeremiah Cook
Third world animals are going to destroy it all in our lifetimes so enjoy it now.
Bentley Ross
>boss can be defeated through dialogue
Ayden Lewis
>boss fight is against multiple enemies
Andrew Myers
>Dead Rising.jpg
Ethan James
it's just a friendly spar
Lucas Hall
Eli Harris
Adam Sullivan
>objective: outrun the truck!
John Brown
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
Alexander Campbell
almost clicked this gif... not today
Oliver Howard
>You meet all the major bosses of the game together during an early game cutscene.
Adrian Young
Juan Harris
Oh shit, those things are so fucking rad.
Jose Williams
Jace Taylor
Penda's Fen
Mason Wilson
TRY UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS
Luis Fisher
Angel Ramirez
KINO AS FUCK
Jayden Bennett
You can't hurt me jack
Asher Garcia
Hudson Cook
Angel Bennett
Ryder Collins
>boss gets patched out
Aiden Thomas
>roids
>hairline
choose one
Oliver Green
>(A) Let go
Brody Morgan
>you made me use 2% of my power
Jaxson Ramirez
Camden Flores
got anymore of this boss?
Logan Williams
Brings a whole new meaning to "pyramid head".
Nolan Brooks
COME ON THEN
Christian Watson
>The Battle Frontier Project has started
Ryan Smith
Joshua Morales
>boss absorbs all physical attacks
Camden Rodriguez
Any chance this wasn't staged?
Adrian Martin
Jose Ramirez
Julian Taylor
Brandon Green
youtube.com
Boss theme
Austin Sullivan
long bong is long
Connor Myers
Matthew Reed
Jacob Campbell
Austin Jones
Joshua Brown
Justin Reed
I YIELD! I YIELD!
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE
Ethan Bailey
Eli Collins
This is in Denver, CO. Scared the fuck out of me when I came home from the airport. Actually, that whole airport is weird as fuck with ties to the free masons.
Luke Allen
Yeah, elephants are pretty cool.
Luis Stewart
>Boss turns out to be a hidden love interest
Colton Rogers
Blake Harris
cute but what's the context?
Ryder Adams
Mystery niggas
Bentley Gray
>Give me your life
Asher Clark
fucking perfect
god bless dandies
Joseph Johnson
>Bosses that burrow underground
Landon Campbell
you are the seal, the boss has disguised himself and kidnapped you
Anthony Thompson
Post physique
Adam Morales
Kira acquires Killer Queen
Ryder Carter
Jackson Brooks
James Miller
>the real bosses were the friends we made along the way
Kevin Davis
>boss fight opens with them casting debilitating status effects
Henry Campbell
>final boss is the hero
>you were the villain
Henry Moore
this is an IRL bosses thread, not IRL heroes
Logan Scott
>the heroes were the villians all along
Xavier Gutierrez
>boss gets mad at player character refusing to join him despite making well reasoned argument why he is actually the good guy and should be supported
Logan Campbell
I swear I heard an HA HA in my mind when he points his finger
Samuel Barnes
>You actually have to fight the friends you made along the way.
Matthew Nguyen
his range is tiny and there's frequent break phases. just kite and jab him with a spear when you can
Kevin Jackson
>Boss is an immortal concept rather than a physical being
Oliver Sullivan
>attacking_essential_NPCs.webm
Grayson Scott
how can Saddam be a bad guy if South Park told me he is Satan's boyfriend?
Henry Gomez
Slick
Levi Harris
>there's a secret ending where you rape the boss and force it into waifuhood
Connor Mitchell
Fucking thinmen
Cooper Murphy
Alexander Wood
>final boss has water powers
>protagonist is weak to water
Oliver Lewis
>I smell chechens
Mason Cooper
Love that scene youtube.com
Asher Price
>Even more tattoos
Adrian Torres
imagine you taking a dump in those woods and that Buddha is constantly looking at you
Josiah Ross
Jose Cox
Jacob Hughes
>boss arena has environmental hazards
Adrian Stewart
Anthony Green
Imagine the Absolute Untermensch God's their kids would have been.
Christopher Roberts
fuck you
Christopher Jackson
>tfw when fetish for eyeball heads
>the entire head must be an eyeball i dont like normal cyclops
>i make my gf wear an eyeball mask costume thing when ever shes around me even in public
Brody Sullivan
I'm going ghost!
Charles Ross
>boss replenishes it's own HP during the fight
Wyatt Sanchez
>Hmm. Hmmmm.
Jackson Sullivan
Two babies and an endocrine
Jaxon Wood
>The final boss was you all along
Liam Roberts
>Boss has the power to erase history.
Kevin Morales
Landon Gutierrez
Longma? What's Longma?
Jaxson Scott
At least get a different pic to use, that heart is a giant giveaway
Jacob Ramirez
>hood
CARLOOSSSSSS
Hunter King
pardon me, I was absorbed in thought.
Adam Brooks
Gavin Cruz
it means horse dragon in chinese, and also an obvious 5th grade-tier joke
Oliver Watson
Gabriel Perry
Jayden Ortiz
More of this twink?Sauce?
Connor Brown
>Boss knows your weak spot
Jack Edwards
Final boss is immortal
Juan Martinez
How do I beat him once he's enraged?
Easton Powell
>"IM BACK AND I GOT SOME NEW TRICKS!"
Aaron Hughes
That looks badass
Jason Carter
Equip water spray and blast the shit out of him
Cameron Thompson
stop being boring
Cooper Long
Leveled up water spray to lvl 99
Caleb Sanchez
>The actual boss is hidden inside of a much larger enemy
Nathaniel Green
How do characters without magic beat this boss? He's immune to all physical damage and his diet of garbage makes him immune to all poison.
Cameron Nelson
Pic related
Brayden Butler
You need to vibrate higher
Luis King
>Previous game's protagonist becomes the antagonist
Josiah Evans
Why is dynamite Pete so strong?
Camden Richardson
GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNE..... YUH
Jason Jones
>your ally was a traitor all along
Carter Flores
i'm pretty jellous of that guy
Liam Long
blazing bull
Luis King
god I wish that were me
Gavin Barnes
set your consoles clock like 2 weeks forward. he'll die from diabetes and you won't need to fight him.
Levi Foster
>Loading screen before boss:The mountain dew bottles he carrys not only replenish his hp and charge his brap meter,but when stolen they can backfire on his brap attack and be used as the clog
Noah Howard
Brayden Anderson
(you)
James Anderson
OH FUUUUUUUUUIUUU-
John Young
His main attack is charging. He runs headfirst into a wall and when he gets stuck you punch him from behind
Aaron Diaz
Levi Edwards
Carson Phillips
Jeremiah Diaz
DO post more!
DON'T stop posting creepy thots
Gabriel Turner
beat it kike
Justin Gonzalez
Hopefully we get something as great as this in Bully 2.
Connor Jones
(you)
Parker Howard
Jayden Smith
Holy shit, look at this
Austin Smith
truth hurts user
Lincoln James
>boss holds heat and preaches nonviolence
Charles Martin
Can definitely see that as a boss for LoZ or maybe 3D combat style games in general like Souls, Nioh, Nier, etc.
Joshua Myers
I did irl. read the file name and find out where It its.
Jonathan Ward
(you)
Charles Baker
he's a reddit migapede, he'll never realize he's been duped. He'll just keep spouting the same MAGA LIBTARDS BTFO bullshit while coming up with increasingly sophisticated excuses for why Trump is failing to do what he said he would do while also doing the whole neocon warmongering bit overseas.
Jayden Sanders
Ah so you have made it past my troops and to me. But
There is a Reason I stand above the rest. May the best man win!
Carson Sullivan
>boss drains your energy
Carson Parker
Holy shit, look at the eyes moving in from the back.
Jose Campbell
(you)
Gabriel Young
is this your only counter argument you dirty jew lover?
migapede boomers and kosher nazis are the scum of the earth
they need to be hanged from trees
Ethan Nguyen
If you defeat the black one first, the white one goes berserk and casts Meteor over and over again until your party dies or until it runs out of MP.
If you defeat the white one first, the black one fully revives it.
Caleb Watson
At least he wont vote democrat
Joseph Rogers
REEEE, STOP SPITTING ACID ON MY GUYS!
Adam Jenkins
>On October 6, 2017, State Street, the company that funded Fearless Girl, paid $5 million to settle a lawsuit from its female and minority employees who alleged the company violated equal pay rights.
lmao