How would this affect the series going forward if Mario and Peach got married in Odyssey?
How would this affect the series going forward if Mario and Peach got married in Odyssey?
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It would be forgetten because little to none of the Mario games have continuity with each other.
>manlet ever getting a girl like Peach
literally the most unrealistic thing in the history of Mario
Do they fug
>marriage ignored by future works
That sounds familiar... youtu.be
>peach rejects mario and goes on a trip around the world to enjoy her youth
>mario, depressed, decides to go back to his old plumber live
>suddently he remembers his hs girlfriend pauline and decides to call her to see how she's going
>she is also very lonely and they decide to see each other again
>the fire on their hearts is lit again and they decide to go back together
>they realize they were made for each other, mario only left her because peach was hottest, but pauline is who he really loves
>without delay they decide to marry and live together
>peach comes back from her trip thinking mario will be there waiting for her
>sees him living a happy married life with pauline
>gets extremely pissed off and tries to date luigi just to make mario jealous
>but luigi is too autistic to notice her hints and never goes on with it
>daisy notices peach trying to seduce luigi and cut ties with her
>she is now abandoned on her kingdom full of brainless mushrooms
>bowser attacks again
>no one to save her this time
>she starts sending letters to wario and waluigi asking for help
>no responses
>the only way for her to escape his dungeon is by seducing him
>she now has to settle for an ugly smelly turtle pretend she likes his off shaped spiky turtle dick and pretend to be the mother of his annoying kids
>suddenly, a koopa runs into the castle, all sweaty and scared
>"bowser, bowser, there's someone coming!"
>"what? impossible! mario has another wife now!"
>suddenly the door opens, a ray of light enters into the throne room, and the silhouette of a tall man appears
>"sorry it took so long, my princess"
Status quo is such a bitch. Would anyone really care if Mickey had married Minnie Mouse? Like anything would change if they just said "fuck it, everyone knows they're a pair"
I'm 6'3", how do I get a cute girl nearly twice my height to marry me, bros?
As a kid I thought they were already married desu. They have the same last name.
I wish all Waluigi posters and epic memers would fucking die.
I seriously want you guys to fuck off.
Waluigi is a piece of shit, worthless ass character.
I'm tired of how you half-assed memers insist on worming him into every single Mario related discussion or Smash related discussion.
Enough. I'm tired of it.
from all the shit here the thing that most bothers you is waluigi? holy shit you must be on next level autism
ah yeah hella epic my wailuigibro
>reddit spacing
Waluigi bros are based, you and the other crossposters are annoying and i wish you and the rest can fuck off to ruin another site or board
>peach gets kidnapped again
>mario goes to save her again
>possible slight undertones of the marriage but it wouldn't matter anyway
Exactly the same.
The art of canon in games like this is to make it all easily forgettable in the game's main context.
>The art of canon in games like this is to make it all easily forgettable in the game's main context
galaxy must have failed horribly then
There's a possibility they could retcon baby mario and peach to be their children in a game.
Imagine condemning attempts to make posts more readable out of nothing but fear of the reddit menace. Reddit users walk on two feet, let's shoot ourselves in the foot to be less like reddit.
I understand if you separate paragraphs talking about different things, but with 3 sentences it only makes it take more space
he's always been an orbiter
>mantlet is a superstar
bruh girls are shallower than men
I was hoping for Rance.