Creeper

Slime

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NONONONONONO

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exterior like fish eggs

>implying Revenge is a zoomer meme

the interior like suicide, wrist red

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sing along retard

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I agree, that is a song for retards

AWW MAN,
SO WE BACK IN THE MINE, SWINGING ARE PICKAXES FROM SIDE TO SIDE, SIDE SIDE TO SIDE THIS TASK A GRUELING ONE HOPE TO FINDS SOME DIAMONDS TO NITE NITE NITE, NITE NITE NITE NITE NITE

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pwned

I can exercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man homIE- AAAAGH!

mother FUCKER stole my joke

kys

GUYS ITS TOO HOT

no

Rope?

Tried to sneak though the door man.

I USED TO RUUUUUUUULE THE WORLD

sneed

based

YOUR PATH YOUR ALIBI

lamp oil.

Can’t make it, can’t make it, this shit’s stuck!

OUT OF MY WAY SON! *boom*

>2010's nostalgia isn't zoomer
based 12 year old boomer

I remember being a kid playing Minecraft.
These things would spawn at night like zombies and skeletons, so I figured they'd burn in daylight like them too.
So in the morning I'd wake up, sure that I was free from the night's terrors.
I'd open the door, turn the corner and then BLAM!
I'm dead, and my inventory and a good chunk of my house are scattered everywhere.
Fuck them.
And hope to god the Creepers didn't get struck by lightning.

Rad

hate when mom calls me that

Creeper creeper

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THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE CALL ME
WHY BECAUSE THEY ALL DIE WHEN I SWING PICKAXES FROM SIDE TO SIDE