Any fun games where you can play as a monkey?

Again, fucking WHO?

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Depressed youtuber who is having a not very good time

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He’s the dude that made Elliot Rodger autism more well known. If you don’t know who Elliot is you’re a newfag.

rolling

I was on Yea Forums reading about Elliot, I wasn't fucking watching videos about him. So again, fucking WHO? Claim to fame is talking about a hapa shooter?

>>>/cow/

E-Celeb? I dont care
Videogames? Its gamer time

I’ve never seen someone that was at his peak and immediately hit rock bottom so fast.

Counter-point: Nick Rackets

what are some games where I can completely and ruthlessly ruin my life for the world to see?

seriously what the FUCK is wrong with him?

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If you think monkey had a downfall then you should check out Etika

fuck this cuck, he was never funny in the first place.

just shut up nigger... go take a nap boom boom...

GTA V

>>>/kiwifarms/

What happened?
Give me the tldr

I stopped caring the moment the sperg assaulted his fiance or something and when mumkey confirmed he came inside sheep a few times already

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Donkey kong country 2

He’s the one that got a ton of information of Elliot out there. Like the leaked emails were we found out his mom was basically manipulative to him.

Fair enough man but I still miss madcucks and asterios

Please lord, don't make Rekieta sperg out and fuck up everything like everyone else has

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And he's relevant 5 years after the fact HOW?

>Cheats on his gf
>she bails
>Tries to live together with girl he cheated on
>starts taking meds
>she bails
>it all comes TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

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Too stubborn to let go until his life got completely and utterly fucked
Had a successful youtube and patreon, and a mommy gf that would even pay his bills but then suddenly he got banned on youtube and then cheated on his wife with an unironic pedophile furry which resulted in him losing tons of fans and patreon money
I feel bad for him

That's because Dick surrounds himself with strange people, he is like a more benevolent Jim.

Funnily enough he is one of the few who can truly help this poor sod get his life back together, that man could take any diehard incel and get him laid with a chick in record time.

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He started the incel revolution

Because his autistic downfall that could have easily been prevented is funny.

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>Cheated on his cute as fuck gf.
Nah, sorry, can't feel bad for him.

Sounds like a repulsive faggot.

Oh and it’s worth noting he cheated on a hot mommy gf who made lots of money as a graphic designer or something with a furry pedo girl who looks like a teenage boy. She drew furry cub porn and groomed and had sex with a fifteen year old boy

>throws away relationship with loving girlfriend to fuck a pedofur that looks like a dude, and then abandons all his friends and family to continue fucking her

How do you even fuck up as bad as Mumkey?

>Funnily enough he is one of the few who can truly help this poor sod get his life back together
Lel not if they never call in

and then the pedo dumped him, he is not going to see 2020

>aquire niche youtube audience
>have a (not-literal) mommy gf who cooked for him and played vidya with him
>live in her house as a househusband as she's a highly sucessful breadwinner
>even with her cash he gets some extra money coming in from his booming youtube career
>go to a con or whatever
>he's a spastic so he's shy
>like a supportive person his gf encourages him to talk to fans
>meets a literal furry pedo
>become obsessed with her and fuck her right there and then kinda based tbqhwy
>as a mental midget who just now realizes the weight of his actions, he tells the truth to his sane gf
>she insta-dumps him
>since it's her house he has to leave and get his own place
>go fucking desperate and ask the furry pedo to marry him
>she leaves him for a literal 15 year old again, kinda based if i'm being honest
>lost quite literally his perfect gf and the other girl he fucked
>living off meds
>posting insane ramblings talking how he's just like Walter White from Breaking Bad
It's like a retard switch turned on his head, makes no fucking sense

Super Monkey Ball!

No sympathy.

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>gets a sizeable youtube channel doing ironic "anime" reviews, short skits edgy humor and elliot rodgers documentaries
>youtube shoahs him out of the blue
>one of his best friends gets mad drunk starts beating his gf to death
>she locks herself in bathroom calls him begging for help
>he calls cops and they both snub him like he did the wrong thing
>having to survive on patreon money since youtube is deleting every channel he tries to make(all of this was quite awhile before that vox crowder shit got waves of people deleted)
>does some light twitch shit and uploads videos to his own website but is visibly sinking into depression little by little
>fucks around on his 100% pure GF with an autistic furry who groomed a 15 year old
>this becomes public GF leaves him after therapy
>he gets on all sorts of mood stabilizers and becomes a zombie
>he tries to have a relationship with the furry, tries to ultimatum between himself and the 15 year old
>she chooses the 15 year old UNTIL
>he proposes to her
*we are here*
>they seperate (supposedly he called it off) she goes back across the country
>he looks even more mentally unstable
>has a cute cat tho
>still might anhero

The shit people do for pussy

PUT DOWN THE PILLS AND GET ON THE FUCKING SHOW

Dubs, if this nigga commits suicide like, Etika.

5 and he shoots up a place, perfectly completing his arc as an Elliot Rodger fanboy

The only thing that could take down Rackets would be his wife divorcing and taking away his five kids

Then again I dont know anything about his wife or his home life so he may be one of the few who lucked out on that front.

I swear this dude is gonna do a day of retribution part 2. In a video he went on about having a tinder and getting zero matches, and was panicking about not getting laid.

just call in man
for the love of god don't listen to that greek traitor spineless fuck
listen to Dick
please

so close, but not even close at the same time

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Bruh, him going on a day of retribution 2.0 and him killing himself would be like FUCKING poetry bro. Thus, ending the Elliot Rodger arc

That fucking retard swiped right for EVERY SINGLE PICTURE and tinder thinks you're a bot when you do that so of course it didn't give him any matches. And then he complains about it like he didn't know what was gonna happen.

>Local Buffoon Outlives Another E-Celeb

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He did a stream with her, she is a species near extinction

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Dsp has Chris Chan luck. He’s should have died a long time ago, but is still trucking on stronger than ever.

Nigga look like this, hahahaha, good luck

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no but if you install any multiplayer free to play game you can play with monkeys on your team

DSP is just a God living among mortals, the reason he sounds like a yard all of the time is that we men cannot comprehend his Deity brain.

You're already playing it, keep posting on Yea Forums.

Uglier people have gotten laid on tinder. It’s basically a mind game.
Example being me

he even looks like a monkey

How the fuck does he do it?
How does someone fail upwards?

lupin?

Not really. Rackets is fine, Sam Hyde is fine if what he says about his crypto earnings is true, Porsalin is fine even if his channel is small as fuck. If anything I see that Dick somehow gets everyone who associates with him a gf who is way out of his league. Mumkeys gf was super cute, Peach is dating an annoying midget, Asterios has a pretty cute gf.

*tard

Don't say such a horrible thing.

Stop offending monkeys.

shit, i need to meet Dick Materson then

Null summed it up perfectly. He had a 20 in blackjack and decided to hit for no logical reason. Had a cute gf, had friends, had a decent financial standing but decided he just wanted one more thing and drew a 2.

Didn't this guy used to shit on other people all the time?

he made other stuff too

dragon ball xenoverse

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Is Tinder any good for long-term relationships?

Follow-up. Can a decent looking somewhat aspire guy with steady employment get that if he owns body pillows, anime pin-ups, and other stuff of that caliber?

...help me

You type like a massive zoomer that grew up on eceleb and fortnite, what a shitty childhood, thank god I am not you.

Based freeza poster
youtu.be/CNRJD2cDpiE

>Is Tinder any good for long-term relationships?
lol no
its a place for hookups, even if 50% of the profiles say otherwise, EVERYONE is there for hookups

Only if you live where I live. I live in Utah and half the girls on Tinder are mormon and are basically just missionaries to try to convert you and I've been pretty tempted a few times. Mormon girls are cute as fuck and just want a bunch of kids and to support you but they can also be crazy.

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Dick with a hot take

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Shut up, old man

I have a friend who sill is with his tinder gf after 2 years but he must be the exception, tinder is not a good place for a good relationship

Based

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>long term
Nah dude. The point of tinder is just getting laid, nothing serious.

If you want long term you actually have to socialize.

How is dick such a bro? I know it's fucking gay but I wish he was my dad instead of the deadbeat shithead I had for a dad.

Mass murder is bad, but I unironically hope he ends it all with a public shooting. It would the most kino end to his character arc

Well then, I hope my parents ain’t expecting grandkids. My brother is a shut-in, and my sister is probably a lesbian.

>man is a literal genius
>fucks hundreds of bitches
>Has a succesful shows and a shitload of money
Can he be anymore based?

Sounds like you have to rape your sister.

>Can a decent looking somewhat aspire guy with steady employment get that if he owns body pillows, anime pin-ups, and other stuff of that caliber?

Don’t bring bring up anime unless she brings it up first. Also don’t mention the body pillows.

Not spending hours talking about IBS reject bullshit?

not him but taking notes

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Not really. He really is the best mexican to ever exist. His stunt on Dr Phil still makes me cackle to this day. Only other people that can reliably make me laugh as hard are the Sleepy Cabin guys.

>my sister is probably a lesbian

you tried to fuck her didn't you user?

youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

The thing is I am not even old, but at least I am not you. I grew up actually playing videogames ( the best ones ever, you wouldn't comprehend), you grew up watching better men makings money of your ass. You didn't live any adventure, you played the same league of legend map over and over again for all your childhood and you will continue because thats all you know. The best years of you life are wasted watching people scamming you for money on youtube. The games you play sucks ass, you have no future, automation will take all your job and you will never afford a comfortable home and not have a GF that isn't a crazy pink haired thot. You lost at life the second you were born. You are fucking dead kiddo.

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>that kiwi post where someone does the math looks up the pills he's taking
>if he stops right now considering his cycle, he'll fall 4x deeper into depression
SHOOTER TIME
SHOOTER TIME
SHOOTER TIME

What the fuck. When did this fucking all happen?

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Also his good friend beating his girlfriend up didn't help

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The absolute mad man!

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I may be a shitty autist with body pillows, but I’m not THAT desperate.

Parents just told me she had been dating girls at university.

>Sam Hyde is fine if what he says about his crypto earnings is true,

Where has he said this?

So uh. Is there any place I can get dicks bonus vids without paying for them

>Women are only good at having kids, unfortunately they're not very good at raising them
I know it's a character but holy fuck if he isn't right.

youtu.be/rnca9Zo1xog
LIKE A MONKEY

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Christmas Day has the highest suicide rate before Valentine’s Day