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>there's a trigger_hurt pit anywhere on the entire map

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I really want a l4d3 bros

if valve actually releases it what kind of new special infected do you think they will make?

>get the tank at all
>votekicked

Xbox live was such a fucking horrible community

>noob tank kick

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>AI Tank ran over a fire barrel

>first time playing
>become tank
>fail because first time
>vote kicked
is the L4D versus community the most cancerous online community that has ever existed?

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It's the same on PC. L4D2 is one of my favorite games, but I just can't play it anymore because of the userbase.
What is it about this game that attracts such awful people?

>Jockey does jack shit if the team is good
NONE of them do jack shit if the team is good
>smoker
they WILL notice you immediately from any angle and then have a generous window to dome you even if you have them snared
>hunter
can be easily blocked with shoves but does decent damage
>spitter
worthless unless shitting on incapped players
>jockey
like a hunter except it's easier to kill, harder to block and five times as noticeable
>charger
one of the best ones but still won't do much unless you set up a big brain teamwork maneuver or get lucky
>boomer
hahahahahahahahahahaha
>tank
can pull off some sick shit if the map is in your favor with props/blockable doorways but you're most likely to get lit up and killed immediately or just ran past and ignored

of course these only apply to people who know what they're doing, you could wipe any pub team with a random mix of infected flinging themselves at the survivors like retarded lemmings

One that throws a box and charges your steam account $2.50 if it hits you

>spawn as hunter
>position yourself waiting for players to come through
>long ass leap
>insta-down
One of the best feelings

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>On the finale of No Mercy
>Survivors get instantly wiped

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Not sure, but personally, I'd like a spider-infected that can do similar things as a hunter and spitter with a bit more.

>wall climbing without the need of pre-determined wall paths
>jumping off walls
>slinging web shots that initially slow survivors, but as more web gets on them they eventually get "captured" and other survs have to come and release them
>hunter pounce

what is the best and most kino l4d/l4d2 map?

This is how i know your a bad infected player, the only thing that is correct is smoker, which is why you wait for booms and hunts.

I love Dead Air but No Mercy is the classic

yes judging by that one experience you had. also get good retard

Death Toll / Dead Air / Hard Rain for co-op
No Mercy / Dark Carnival for versus

Blood harvest or dark carnival

>spending half the map trying to cobble together hare brained plans that'll just be undone by 30 seconds of healthpack use instead of consistently keeping the pressure on the survivors or focusing someone
the real redpill is gimping their score by making them take longer to get to the saferoom or making sure at least half of them don't make it, team wipes are rare unless you really have a retarded team

>get good
>literally cannot play because you will be kicked trying to get gooder

Anytime I think about how awful matchmaking with no user moderation is, I think back to Left 4 Dead and what still could be.

>tank
not scared

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>Smoker pulls teammate into the Witch they spent an extra 30 seconds trying to skip

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Dark Carnival for me

Dark Carnival and Blood Harvest always get my heart pumping even though I've played out each campaign dozens of times, they're just so intense

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>get to saferoom first
>heal twice and take a third health pack

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Why does everyone in this game abuse the votekick so much? It makes playing online literally impossible unless you play perfect 100% of the time, and even then its not enough

they are autists who only care about winning
i've read a number of threads on the steam discussion forums and that is what they use to justify votekicking people who aren't perfect

>back pounce up the one glichted building in Dead Center
>pounce in front of the door
>drop a fucking 10-story pounce on someone

kino

>keeping the pressure on with a single or double spawn working ever
Yeah nah thats why you think team kills are rare. If you get a spitter in the first spawn you can make 1-2 people waste a health kit or make them gimp walk for pills. The only way to effectively combat survivors as infected is to 4 spawn and work as a team in a good location. Attacker group composition, location of attack, skill of the attacker, and number of attackers all factors into being successfully slowing or stopping a good survivor group.
>boomers
take this class for example, most shitters ie 99% of the community will try and spawn and instantly puke when survivors get close or casually walk onto a ledge to try and puke snipe. This is shitter behavior and why most boomers are useless. High skill level boomer moves are charging up the run in ghost mode then jump spawning so that you can fly at a speed comparable to a hunter into the group of survivors. This will increase your chances of booming people by about 70% in my experience because people aren't expecting the boomer to be coming at high speeds.

>Dark Carnival
>Tank right at the start
>Crouch behind the bumper cars to slap them at survivors
>Some fool tries to kick me because he clearly doesn’t understand
>incap three of them

One mistake usually determined how the game was gonna end. Matches were always extremely one-sided and no one wants to get stomped for an hour. Either kick and pray for someone better or quit
It's the same reason why moba communities are rancid dogshit

>playing no mercy with brother on expert
>everyone wipes except me because he blew himself and the bots up at the gas station thinking it wouldn't actually explode
>solo the entire level by myself, narrowly slipping past a tank and outright blocking a hunter
>mfw hearing a special infected sound at every corner
>slide into the saferoom with 13 health
one of my favorite moments in any game just because I can still remember how fucking amazing it felt

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>All that time spent not shooting the tank while kiting it
Fucking amateur hour over here

>This will increase your chances of booming people by about 70% in my experience because people aren't expecting the boomer to be coming at high speeds.

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>dieing on coop bab mode

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>24 dmg

Believe what you want faggot, its a move that works consistently enough to recommend using it. If you don't want to use it keep crying about muh single booms

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>the Director's face when

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I miss the instant death spots
Was mad when valved patched them
>that charger to insta death out the window on Dead Center at the beginning

>get the tank at the finale
>hide in an area where I can see survivors so I don't get kicked
>survivors can't hit me
>finale won't continue until tank is dead

I made it through the Parish bridge finale on Expert without taking a single point of damage and to this day nobody believes me

when did they patch these? they still worked in 2015

>>hide in an area where I can see survivors so I don't get kicked
>get votekicked anyway

>Wall-jumping in the first area of that DLC campaign's alley to get to the very tippy top of the buildings
>One of the buildings has an invisible inch-wide ledge to stand on
>Aim straight up and jump
>Insta-down the guy controlling Bill who DCs

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Knocking two or three people off the building in a single swipe is one of the best feelings in all of gaming

I really like Hard Rain, it's so atmospheric and going back through the same area after it's been fucked up by a hurricane with witches everywhere and rain making it impossible to see is cool as fuck every time

>Tired and hurt survivors get into elevator after beating crescendo event
>Smoke one of the players at the last minute
>He gets kicked

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video or didn't happen

>No Mercy
>some cocksucker always blows up the gas station when another survivor is walking past

there is no better feeling
>last part of dead center
>survivors rush for the elevator
>someone hits the button as soon as they get in
>smoker and jockey two out and completely cripple them

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thas me

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its your fault for not blowing it up as soon as you left the diner. Rookie mistake.

I always throw a pipebomb at them after alerting the horde is that weird?

>Doesn't know how to rocket boom

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>Join a game
>start in elevator with the rest of the team just standing around
>Leave the elevator because i thought they had used it or that was the start of the area
>Someone tries to kick me
Turns out we where waiting for someone to press the button or something?

>too retarded to say anything
>turn to vote kicking instantly
sounds like a case of the 'tism, which the majority of the playerbase seem to have

one man cheeseburger apocalypse

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>game has been out for 10 years
>valve still haven't done anything about voice spammers

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>Not hiding as a hunter in the horde while your boomer bro makes them blind and you scratch the living shit outta them

>implying micspam isnt the soul of source engine multiplayer
i bet youre the kind of pissy faggot who started all the votekicks huh

Good fucking kill yourself you hugbox shitter. Modern videogame communities have been ruined by autistic niggers like you that don't talk to anyone and want to sit there fingering themselves about how many people they got banned today. Fuck you and fuck everyone like you.

VIR-VIR-VIRGIL WHAT'S UP BRO-HEY VIRG-VIRGIL!-VIR-V-V-V-V-VIRGIL WHAT'S UP BROTHER

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Were snipers/marksman rifles ever a good choice?

>that exploit on No Mercy where you could block the manhole exit with a dumpster if you were fast enough
>if you missed that you could try for the Smoker elevator snipe
>if you missed THAT you had another chance later to block the path with a forklift in the construction zone
early L4D was one of the best experiences ever and I feel bad for anyone who missed it

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Holy shit
>that hunter with rainbow trails
Man i haven't been to a custom l4d2 server in such a long time

>having a boomer and hunter block that manhole exit
>have spitter spit below the ladder so that it hit everyone on the ladder
god i miss it, l4d3 when

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Did they ever fix the exploit where you could jump off the roof right at the beginning of No Mercy and survive?

>Used to play every weekend with my friends
>L4D and L4D2
>Now we are old and most of my friends either play Hearthstone or some autism chess
I miss those days...

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no cause that was cool
you can even do it in l4d2

>on Blood Harvest finale

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Into the caboose!

OH IT'S A BITCH APOCALYPSE NOW!

"LITTLE GUY LITTLE GUY"

"AUGH HES GOT ME"

"AGH GHOOOOUUU..."

"Have I told told you about the time me and my brother keith..."

This is the sort of thing I was talking about You can mute other player's microphones (although it's a pain), but you can't do anything about character voices.

>met one of my best friends on l4d2 like 8 years ago
>I'll be a senior this year and he's going to college
>we're finally going back to l4d2 to finish it all on expert finally and get all Xbox achievements
>we have 2 l4d1 campaigns left and only 1 achievement left
>I feel as if this is all the series finale of our friendship, and we're gonna drift apart after he goes to college
>feels.com

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holy shit i never knew, was it only in l4d2?

only in versus

that's bullshit and also hilarious

I remember last time I tried to play versus was in 2017.
Each game was either,
>kicked for having only 200 hours
>get curbstomped by enemy team since team isn't great and enemy team keeps kicking people who fuck up even once.

Same shit on PC dude

>No Mercy finale level
>get tank early
>wait at top of ladder
>punt survivor clean off the map the second they get off the ladder

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it's either
>get in position in the survivors' path to ambush or throw rocks at them from
or
>spawn already on fire and get votekicked

>pull off a ballsy revive in a Versus game
>team mate with 10,000 hours adds me as a friend
>invites me to play with his clan
>desperately try to keep up as they speedrun every map
>seize every opportunity to be useful but mostly mess up
>"dude kick this random noob he fucking sucks"
>"he's with me, give him a chance man"
>invited back every single time I launch the game

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>Virg-Hey Virg-Virgil what's up Virg- Hey Virg- Wha- Hey- Vir-
>WELL HELLO THERE HI IT'S BEEN REAL QUIET SINCE MY HELLO THERE WELL HI HELLO THERE

>playing l4d by yourself

>spitter
>l4d1

heh nothing personal

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I've done that too
so I believe you

[death screams]

>met my gf through L4D and TF2
>still together to this day
>she's now preggers
It's a strange feel

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THIS ONE TIME MY BUDDY KEITH

You want a fix to stop getting votekicked? Don't even attempt to go into vs mode until you learned all the maps inside and out of bounds. I kick anyone with under 400 hours when I play vs mode I point it out and 9/10 the vote goes through, if there are 2 people with

One that can bunch survivors up/ grab them together.
Visually, see tailless whip scorpion but on a zombie

Grappler

>long gangly pincer arms sprouted on its back
>can scoop a group of survivors and pin them down as he/she crushes them with his pincer like grip.
>very loud and slow, can hear him chittering about
>shooting/cutting one of the arms off disables his scooping/scaling ability for a short period of time.
>has to shoot both arms to release survivor/s
>when one arm is shot and destroyed, the grappled survivor can use their secondary weapon to shoot/hit the last pincer grabbed on to them.
>the Grappler can move when he is grappling survivors and drag them slowly.
>Grappler can scale walls with his long pincers

You're the reason the game is no fun.

>human team runs through a door to hide
>slap a car into it
>impossible for them to progress
Can you still kill games with that?

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Not sorry. We win most of the time. I leave hate comments on my profile as a sort of badge.

>fuck, congratulations man, honestly, although there are some glaring flaws with it, I still find Left 4 Dead 2 to be my favorite game of all time due to the effect its had on how I use the internet in general

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cancer, and I say this as someone with over 800 hours in fucking L4D1 and 2

Left 4 Dead is honestly just a timeless series. It's still a fucking blast to play it even 10 years later.

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Thanks for reminding me
Reinstalling to play with my bros
Any suggestions for custom campaigns?

The crash campaign

cool game shit fanbase.
I hate the tryhards that have to votekick and ragequit constantly

What are some good custom campaigns?

>oh shit
>hide
>Pop out and instakill the whole team with a car

ggez fucking scrubs

>try to play versus on pc nowadays
>it's filled with no lifers who will stomp your shit in ten times over

what the fuck I just wanna replay it one time and not get my shit kicked in

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>playing with friends in a friends only lobby
>some random somehow STILL gets in
>dude is being a mega tryhard while we all laugh at him in VC

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>I'll be a senior this year
Underage poster detected

>regular campaign on pc with randos
>they fucking bullet speed train through the map
>don't even bother taking their time or just playing like a normal person
>get kicked because you don't feel like speeding through nostalgic maps
When's Yea Forums gonna get together and play

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still one of my proudest moments when I managed to pull it off back in the day

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>Early L4D
>The freezer on the (second?) level of Dead Air was Tank Proof/Zombie proof
>Entire team died to Tank, ran into freezer
>Spammed laugh
>Infected team DC/d

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post kino l4d/2 music

youtube.com/watch?v=ipNVjAxlQLg

>Play Dead Air with a friend
>Versus
>Play normally until survivors on the second part
>lock ourselves in the freezer right outside the safehouse
>oblivious teammates quickly die
>teammates desperately try to kick us while infected try and break down the indestructible door and just get madder and madder

god l4d1 was a lot of fun to troll in. reviving survivors as the infected was a ton of fun too, especially as the tank since you'd just punch them right back down again.

>get good
>by being kicked if you try to practice
?

Just installing random shitass levels from the workshop can be a lot of fun

It was always there since the first one, you're just a shitter

Never had any votekick problems but yet again I was playing l4d in 2009

>No Mercy versus
>team of scrubs against tryhards
>get to that one part of the subway where you have to wait for the door
>team ragequits after losing against horde and tank showing up at the same time
>even against one player enemy survivors takes things as slowly as possible
>wait around every time I spawn until they can snipe me
>tank spawn triggers earlier for me
>don't even get shitty horde for distraction
>desperate juking out the ass
>manage to down three of them
>about to die from molotov that hit me earlier
>frantic race to the last one who's in the red and using a health pack
>manage to get final hit exactly before the animation completes
>immediately die as the win screen appears
>tell everyone to eat my ass and then quit victorious

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that banjo menu theme

>play versus with friends
>stop being friends for a while
god damn this game was worse than mario party

BOOMER!

helms deep was hilariously fun

>things that never happened

Why not tonight?

>mfw punching the boomer

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haven't played in a while have you? all the l4d1 maps got ported.

delete this. i don't want valve getting any ideas.

I refuse to use the flashlight in game, it makes it 10x more of a terrifying experience especially on maps like hard rain

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You're so cool and hardcore user

Thanks dood add me on steam

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give me a link to your profile xD

baddies determine who wins and who loses. if the other team kicks their baddies and yours doesn't, you automatically lose.

Vote kicking is a failed social experiment and anyone calling for its inclusion in any game should be pointed to L4D community, People are too retarded to handle the power, They see black box in their UI and automatically accept to get it out of their face.

gtfothegame.com

I heard the Left4dead devs were working on this. Similar premise.

No, the cars disappear after 1 min if the tank haven't touched them in that time

retard

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>grabbing a survivor at points of no return like the elevator in No Mercy or the manhole in The Parish
>forcing people to chase their teammate while you drag them to a witch
>splitting up survivors during a horde
Why is smoker the best infected

Yeah but they patched that shit a decade ago

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it's pretty bad. it's also bad when you play as the Charger and get vote kicked because you: missed a charge, charged too early, charged too late, didn't charge the way your teammates wanted to. but I haven't played in a long time.

>survivors are going through the sewers in No Mercy 3
>spawn as hunter, start climbing the hospital
>nail the last one climbing the ladder out like I'm Chris motherfucking Kyle
>team cleans up the rest

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boomer is literally the best infected

The original developers are. It’s called Back 4 Blood

GOTTA REACH FOR THE TOP
STAY ON THE MOUNTAIN
NUH NUH NAH NUH NAH-NUH NAH-NUUUUUUUUUUUUH

Eh, fuck versus and tryhards. I just fucking love this game.
Also, do you still play it, Yea Forums?

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it's still possible but it's harder. you have to run off parallel to the edge and then surf into some shit sticking out of the wall.

Can I jump back in without getting kicked every 5 minutes if I havent played in ages?

Yes. In fact, you'll get kicked before you pick out your guns.

I used to play with a guy that only talked like Sean Connery.

Had a great 4man going around pub stomping.

youtube.com/watch?v=bcJeqTgh3Ao

:(

if you cant get a kick on them it's your problem

Who would've known the polar opposite of casual scum are equally as scummy.

H-HE'S FAT!

Nah, everything is not that bad. Expert and Expert Realism are fine, most people are good but there is still some fuckers that can ruin games. VS is 50/50, fuck this shit anyway. Survival is filled with exploits users.

>Those moments where you get a group of 8 and play VS with all chat on.
>Those times where you were giggling like kids as the infected when you are about to jump on the survivors

I miss those times.

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>vs
lol no
>anything else
for sure

>no mercy last stage on the hospital rooftop
>already spawned in as a zombie and attacking survivors
>walking backwards
>suddenly spawn in as Tank on the edge of the rooftop and walk off to my death without having any time to react
>Survivor 1: "????"
>Survivor 2: "wtf"
>get votekicked afterward

>YOU WILL BECOME THE TANK
>spawn behind the wooden gas can barricade in Dead Air right as the survivors light it on fire

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I'm still doing it sometimes when playing with college mates.

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it's not too late anons
while the original community may be gone, there has to be at least 3 other people in one of your discordgruppen that would be down for some zombies
just ask and set a time

The remnants of the l4d community is about as bad as the tf2 furry community. The only people still playing it consistently are autists and subhumans that are on par with easy difficulty bots.

Why exactly is the versus community so hellbent on kicking over every little thing?

They're the same thing.

i think im gonna make a thread 28-29 july

what were they even thinking when they added versus mode

because they're a community playing a game that you should only have a few hundred ours of fun on well into the thousands. they're one of those autistic people that just latches on to one specific game and plays it for the end of time.

>like a hunter except it's easier to kill
What the fuck, have you ever played l4d? Jockey is the playable infected with the highest HP after charger and tank, plus he is also the smallest and he also hops around. He is arguably the most difficult infected to kill after the tank.

Because at least 50% out of 10k online per day is a fucking "pros" and edgelords that can't stop being jerks

classic expert mode experience

>play dark carnival
>wipe in the barns event several times because the infected spawn from the fucking safe room
>finally get through
>get to spam voice commands into the stage mic and everybody can hear

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oh for christ sake I can still hear Rochelle screaming in my brain

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>nobody to play coop with
>playing versus just gets you instakicked because you never get a chance to learn how to play it

BLARG

I dunno, sometimes you get those groups of 4 autists that have easily over thousands of hours in l4d that know the game like the back of their hand that think wiping you within 2 mins of the round is fun and don't know how to do anything but that. Those are different than the people that barely seem to know what's happening

For me, it's Dead Air. The perfect L4D Campaign

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>Leaving stage 5 saferoom and watching the plane crash
Kino

more like
>money laugh intensifies

For me, it's blood harvest. Pure desolate, last chance at survival, hillbilly kino.

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>left 4 dead nostalgia here
>suddenly takes me back to the time where almost all of the popular 2000s-born multiplayer games had the options to vote kick you simply for being shit, even if mute

>compared to perma-banning for saying no-no words today

>random vote kick for teammate
>press no because I know the shit feeling
>random vote kick for me
>all 3 accept

I FUCKING DEFENDED YOU. WHY???

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>try to votekick micspamming griefer
>vote fails
>griefer votekicks me
>passes

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the first few maps on the roof tops are great but i feel like it falls short around the end.

l4d2 special infected appear on l4d1 maps ever since the sacrifice released

>yfw youtube.com/watch?v=ieOPKYRyDDQ

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>escape scene
>rest of team on the boat
>I get dragged back by a smoker

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>yfw
>youtube.com/watch?v=oEJtPh1mhYU

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lel

Splitter
>Zombie with a mutated conjoined twin
>Two players control it in multiplayer; one runs and attacks, other just attacks
>At any point, they can separate; legs and severed conjoined twin that crawls
Blocker
>Football player zombie
>Dude's buff and fast, but excels in literally getting in the way
>His entire shtick is to get in your way and block off a path
Corpseman
>Soldier with a gun
>His accuracy is absolute ass, and his ammo is limited
>Can't pick up guns or ammo, but can whack you with his gun if he has no ammo

>that one friend that always had to crown any witch they heard instead of either just trying to bypass it or at least trying to have everyone go ham while they startled it and let it chase them to us

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it's not the same without Allstar blaring

>mfw that's me
>mfw I crown every witch i see
>mfw I get my ego stroked in chat by my teammates

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>playing on swamp fever with 3 other randoms
>2 of them know each other
>they try to kick one guy for moving slow
>vote against because fuck them
>they assume I'm the guy's friend (I didn't know him)
>They continue trying to kick him for a while, also insulting us both
>eventually he leaves on his own
>they votekick me

youtube.com/watch?v=_p5nlXPFFhI

I wouldn't have been so upset if they were actually good at it. Fucker failed like 60% of the time at least and any time someone startled it before they found the witch or just threw a moltov at the fucker or whatever they'd get super fucking pissy about it. At least we managed to talk some sense into em regarding the sugar mill, eventually.

>Valve make a fake buttrock rock band
>Their music is actually really catchy
youtube.com/watch?v=fUB8qjYn3Zw
youtube.com/watch?v=iyH_NxJ86vs

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youtube.com/watch?v=lamVj1XaMts
Today I will remind them

Reread the post, tranny.

>playing deadcenter with 3 randoms
>2 of em are new, but have some idea of what they're doing
>the other is super new
>i'm leading everyone though, giving others first aid
>the new guy always says thanks
>escape level
>I toss down 4 fuel cans from the higher levels by myself
>get killed by a tank in a corner
>everyone at low health
>8/13 cans of fuel
>the new guy take my rifle and attempts to run up to the higher levels and toss down fuel cans like I did
>see him get cornered by a tank
>mfw
RIP newguy

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>not modding the game so the jukebox always plays youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

youtube.com/watch?v=qTxTWMA9iew

Why are people the way they are?

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>if you don’t down all 4 survivors by yourself while getting slowed by fire you get votekicked
The true boss was having to overcome this

The true boss was trying to play the damn game. Is the game fun as is with a friend and 2 AI or just you and 3 AI? Any time back in the past when I tried to play, before I could even make my first couple steps
>votekick: user
>vvvx
Gauging from this thread, I take it the community is just as autistic as they used to be?

The game is funnier with friends because you guys can goof around more
>the community is just as autistic as they used to be?
Yes and no the community has always been sorta autistic but consider you playing a 10 year old game where the only people left playing probably have thousands of hours so "perfect" play is just expected of everyone

Yeah the whole community is full of ancients who mumble game statistics in their sleep. If you operate at less than 99.99% efficiency they vote kick you for ruining one of their daily speed runs. Co op has very few assholes, especially on anything less than expert, but VS is fucked.

nigga man
a black guy that raps and attracts zombies to create a circle around him to listen and women zombies to twerk. It's sort of like the witch+boomerbile, if you startle the rapper or kill him everyone else will attack you out of sheer anger.

*charger intensifies*

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>survivors coming up the ramp to the helipad
>charge down it
>they can't dodge without leaping off
>either slowed down by having to climb back up from the start or directly hit and sent flying into the horde or grabbed and sent 40000 feet away through the doorway
I almost wish they'd disabled the new infected for old maps because there are spots that are so fucking broken with them

What's the sauce on that image there homeboy.

chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/6930434

>beginning of the parish
Fun times

fuck

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Oh shit.

Why do zoomers hate microphones and .wav so much

Tank is supposed to come in play when the otger special infected have succesfully grabbed one or two and there's boomer bile on them.

lol Quake engines. HUH HUH HUH

>Never been votekicked ever
LMAO how do you even get kicked

Hey guys I've been considering a Brock Samson run on Xbone, any advice beyond the following?
>NO FUCKING GUNS
>MAX ENDURANCE
>UNARMED, MELEE, sneak
>Psycho is murder-spree tool
>drink a lot
>always keep a pack of smokes
>kill Benny, House, and Caesar, NCR ending

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Wrong thread, friend.

It's really weird that of all multiplayer games, l4d2 is the one with one of the shittiest communities. I don't think I've been kicked as often in any other game

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