Are you all ready for fucking nothing in four hours?
Hero waiting room
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7-11 already confirmed it to be 4th of august
No, that's when they'll take the pop up stand down, not when hero will release
No, the poster confirmed he'd be out by the 4th of August.
It will be in august before the 4th
Or maybe on the 4th.
Thats why they changed the video to summer instead of july, duh.
At least these threads are self aware now, I guess.
Why is a fucking slurpee store giving out high profile Nintendo news
Hell if we know
Why is Smash information always so cryptic? It's fucking irritating, like they're being secretive for a character who we already know is in
Mate, it's not just Smash. CoD Zombies has the same weirdly enough. Blundell had the same reputation that Sakurai has for being le ruse man and suddenly no interview with him actually had any information. Ironic he got sacked for getting drunk and leaking Activision secrets.
>calling slushies "slurpies"
>Calling Squishees "Slushies"
>wanting to start an argument over the name of a disgusting surgery abomination
Go fuck yourself, I'm nipping the bud here before it blooms into full blown autism
>calling freezies "squishees"
Okay retard
I don't know what goes on behind the scenes but I thought he was basically done considering they showed gameplay for him compared to Joker just being a announcement who they didn't even have a model for at the time
>Calling icies "full blown autism"
I mean Sakurai said in his Famitsu column that Hero's been tweaked since E3 when it comes to MP usage, so he's clearly still being refined. Joker was announced way earlier than Sakurai clearly wanted, with him even saying so.
Based.
Post more Sakura
Plant was shown off in November and didn't come out until late January
Calling chilly-willy-bombadillies "freezies"
Do you have a single source to back that up
Mentioned at the end of his latest Famitsu column. Translation here: twitter.com
Why is she stirring the fry-me-quick dough boy saucer broth with pinchy touch-raw-fish-make-a-wish samurai sticks?
Thank you
absolutely. 'tis a routine at this point
>slurpee store
7/11 is as integral to Japanese culture as video games, if not more important
Who else doesn't give one flying fuck about the Hero but wants to see what else is in the new update?
Actually the poster says to remove BEFORE the 4th. So he should come out anywhere from the 30th of July to August 3rd.
Man sakura is such a nice girl.
I'm guessing character-specific Break the Targets. Smaller stuff to add before Smash Run Deluxe
Home run contest but you launch characters instead. Home Run Smash.
>that time Best Buy leaked Joker's render nearly 2 weeks prior to his release
>inb4 Store Reveal theory
"joker was revealed at a best buy, hero was at a 7/11, and according to this theory banjo will be released privately at the mcdonalds down the street"
Banjo will be revealed at a fish and chip some in England by some drunk Rare employee
>Banjo McDonalds toy tie in
>tfw it's like the Sonic mini game toys
Nice
2 hours left bros....
can't wait to play mumbo's curling this fall
>inb4 nothing again
Damn you all now I want an Icee
"get your Hero amiibo™ exclusively at participating 7/11 stores!"
>Icee
>smashfags and amiibo collectors start bumrushing 7/11s
>mass evacuation because of the smell
Nothing is gonna come out this week, he's might come out sometime between the end of the month and the 4th of august
Except next week is fe week
Fuck i meant
Daily reminder
>Character specific
>Roster of 75
Series specific at a stretch.
Japan owns 7-11.
It only makes sense that the creators of such a godly convince store use it to spread nintendo info.
*crickets*
Just in it for the tears of nerf and seeing how fast Hero enter the junk pile.
i'll still play as him, even if he sucks ass
They're called slurpees in 711.
>ISIS reveals bomberman
Make it so.
I WANT GOKU IN SMASH FOR 1/10TH THE PRICE!
>Say no more senpai
oh no
>fucking nothing
it better not be
No it aint you fucking nugget.
It still specifies summer, and the 4th of august is for a downlound card.
>Not expecting "Hero coming THIS WEEK" to be announced at EVO
gonna run down and get a slushy at my local cumberland farms
what flavor should i get anons
>Not getting a Large Swallow instead
Come on user.
>large swallow
I hope you're not trying to mean a Big Gulp
Maybe tomorrow.
There is no way, absolutely 0% chance that Hero will drop without a gameplay presentation video and Mii Fighter costume announcements. We haven't even seen his full stage.
that that dyke wasnt allowed to comment on nintendo anymore cause his arse got c&d'd
I'm hyperventilating bros, I think today's the day
>sAbI
Fuck the Luminary I just want my boy Solo.
>calling showers "monthlies"
That fucking bitch keeps trying to bring down my hype by always ALWAYS saying "TOdaY AiNt ThE DAy!1!" and i'm so fucking sick of it
Let me be disappointed ON MY OWN
Nothing will happen today. FE release is in 2 days. It will happen next week.
Looks like you're the only one, fag.
They've been told that not only all this week, but all last week. They ain't getting it through their heads. Let them be disappointed.
Got my popcorn ready
It will happen after EVO
5 minutes left bros
>Implying a single dlc character would ruin a full 60 dollar game's hype
5 minutes until simultaneous cumming
HERO'S COMING, TONIGHT TONIGHT
HERO'S COMING TONIGHT
Why do you fucking idiots think literally anything is happening today?
It's nothing again
Fuck off non-believer
It’s not time yet
There we go, nothing again
I can't believe this, why would nintendo get our hopes up like this...
ITS
how could this happen bros.....
When did they get our hopes up? Nothing has been said about Hero since June 11th
LOL
Despair
SAKURAI IM GETTING SICK OF BEING JERKED AROUND HERE. YOU NEED TO START SHOWING SOMETHING, PAL.
all the people posting “SEE ITS NOTHING HAHA” are also secretly waiting
Nice artifacts shitlord.
Well, see you guys tomorrow for the next supposed Hero DLC drop
There’s been a thread every single Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday for the past month, just give up up already guys. Hero’s not coming this week, probably not next week either.
edgeworth was wrong....
Never trust someone with the word Edge in their name
Everyone who’s said anything related to Hero being released has been wrong.
Gee it's almost like Nintendo doesn't want to release a character for their most popular game right before they release their major game for this quarter.
Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.
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Here's your update for today
Why the fuck is the C&D fag still talking about Nintendo Leaks, he’s legally not allowed
FE comes out this friday
Because he never actually got a C&D. He used it as an excuse at e3 because he doesn’t actually know shit about what’s Nintendo is up to.
this smug cunt deserved the ninty ninjas getting on his ass at E3 desu
It's next week cause this week is Shit Emblem
Isn’t Dragon Quest only supposed to be released on the weekend cause of Japan? So maybe tomorrow and release on Friday or something
I think DQXI or some other recent game broke that trend
>fifth reply
>looks like you're the only one
So 10min left?
IT'S
FUCKING
NOTHING
Also most people here will play Hero for some hours and then turn off their Switch and wait for the next DLC.
I'll play him until Banjo comes.
>Falling for “leaks”
You have only yourselves to blame for this disappointment
jesus it's one DLC character why are you guys getting into this shit so deeply with the leak faggotry and everything daily as if the fucking game hasn't even released yet
it wouldn't happen if Nintendo actually gave concrete dates on shit, even a simple "Hero comes out in July" would have settled shit down a bit
God, what a disgusting piece of shit. Why the fuck do they make him commentate when he has the charisma of a rock?
Cause “he’s a legend”
Does anyone want to play online?
Man, it feels like I've been waiting for half a year. C'mon Nintendo, just release him already!
people really like him for some reason. he gets 3k+ on the regular on Twitch, it boggles my mind.
I dont even own this game lmao