>can destroy everything
>loses
LOL
Can destroy everything
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I hate Flan so fucking much.
So fucking much.
And all of you as well.
Meido!
Remi is better
She can destroy my dick with her tight cunny anytime!
Literally too stupid to win
SAKUYA NO
The most exciting time of day has flanally come!
Post the run one!
Sakuya Flan futa doujins are the best
oh no!! remi fell in love with a pervert !!
But she's not stupid.
>can bend the world to their knees
>does
LOL
Well Yea Forums?
SAKUYA YES
3>1>4>>
alice stop shitposting and go to sleep
1>4>3>2
1>2>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>vanilla happy sex>>>>>
1 and 3 are the only good ones
1>4>3> powergap >2
>touhou doujin
>tags: drugs, rape, male
disgusting
No bully flan
read the touhou sangetsusei
2 is the best if she realizes what's happening but has no control over her body
just 1, please
4, women being turned into megasluts is my fetish
2 with 1 as the inner monologue.
Stop sexualizing youkai.
Get a human wife.
flandre you can't talk to sakuya like that
it's okay, youkai aren't people so they can't be sexualized
LOLIS IFFY UH
user GOT THE STIFFY UH
CUNNY LICKY UH
LOLIS ALL STICKY UH
I honestly like 2 a lot, but as someone with a mind control fetish, it's pretty much never done well regardless of the form so you just prefer whoever has your favorite artstyle.
Get a husband first, Reimu.
only chads can get a human wife
>studies martial arts
>in a setting where every other person solves their differences by launching a barrage of bullets at one another
Can Sakuya talk to Flan like this though?
Which 2hu would you impregnate and have babies with, Yea Forumsros?
not 2am
yes, remi gave her permission
Why are beings with powers that would cause a massive catastrophe not abusing their powers for a game? I simply can't think of a reason.
she is the only straight 2hu, i guess i dont have a choice
NONE HYPNOSIS IS GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
A bunch of characters use swords, so I don't see the big deal. If they can cut bullets Meiling can knock them out of her path by punching the air and such.
because otherwise reimu and her girlfriend that has the power of a god would kill them
Marisa!
Manly chads like me can get girls like Marisa.
tldr spell card rules. Everyone agrees to use them because Gensokyo would be nothing but a burning crater if everyone fought at full power.
Also would put a stop to it fast.
I was being sarcastic.
are you guys strong enough to take her other 2 girlfriends in a fight ?
Yeah, I'd get them full nelsons
All of them.
you would just end up making marisa jealous! you are a horrible person
Not would but rather who I've already done it with. I learned to lucid dream so I could be with her, and every time I see a lucid dream, I continue my previous dream and my life with her.
Only the cutest
I'd crush that bean sprout
that image was made by marisa herself
By definition of species, you can not impregnate non-humans.
So you have a small pool of 2hus which you can impregnate
Impregnating a different species is not impossible.
spooky ghost
Which 2hu has the biggest cock?
this old hag
I've got better things for Marisa.
this will never get old
Me in EraTohok
she's 17 years old you know
>XD SAKUYA PADS HER TITS XD KNIFED XDDD
>SAKUYA IS A PEDO XPPP
Why are Touhou fandom memes so fucking unfunny?
Rinnosuke exists
I like her flat more
Every rumor has a seed of truth behind it, user.
what are mules, ligers, or liligers
how would she harass reimu that way ?
Animals born from the same species, you uneducated swine.
Doesn't matter to me because the Touhou I want to impregnate is a Human either way
>horse: equinus ferus
>donkey: equinus africanus
uhhhh no?
Is that Nappa?
gilbert godfried
A man of culture.
Sakuflan truly is the best SDM ship. Implying Kanako doesnt own her
you do realize that we have neanderthal dna because of successful crossbreeding between species you retard
Rinosuke will forever be the one and only, best boy. Also Marisa and Reimu need to stop stealing shit from Kourindou, when the hell are they going to pay their damn tabs?
She can raid and pillage my port anytime
absolutely based
A third leg to rival the raven
WTF! GIRLS DONT HAVE WEEWEES
cunnypi-
clownpiece is perfect
they do in Gensokyo
they don't
stop being gay
>gay
where
who is going to take reimu's virginity ? the old hag ? the stupid witch ? the frog slut ?
every girl has a penis in gensokyo
Just take the Futa pill already
You
Have
To
Go
Back
The hag.
Marisa is eternal single because she's dense.
Sanae is Kanako's property.
Some of them do
Okay, only some girls have weewees in Gensokyo.
Based.
Whatever you say buddy
>Marisa is eternal single because she's dense.
marisa is the slutiest of them all !
Byaks would never say this
Which extra boss is the best?
reminder that cirno is the strongest fairy still
LIES AND SLANDERS.
Marisa is pure
Mokou
i just wanna be destroyed by flan, i think that would be really cool
I really liked Mokou but I guess Raiko was fun as well
Mokou
where the fuck is the obligatory I LOVE REISEN! shitpost???
youre killing me /soku/!
Marisa canonically let alice sleep in the same bed as her, what a filthy slut
I miss Bomber Grape...
Reddit Extra Bosses:
Flandre
Mokou
Koishi
Nue
Non-Reddit Extra Bosses:
Everyone else
What would qualify something as "Reddit"?
Bombergrape was fucking unfunny and his Touhou sucked.
He did much better doing his own thing with Nichibros.
What he doesn't like basically
Whatever floats your boat
with kisses
Best girl
If we inpreganate em, its posible that we inpreganate also the others?
>Monks Lunarians dios mios
Samefag Redditor cry harder that Koishi and Mokou are Reddit.
>inb4 mspaint screenshot
>inb4 inspect element
nooooooo! marisa is pure!
wrong
>33 seconds apart
>samefag
buddy, atleast know how posting works before you claim this
what would qualify something as reddit ?
>/>471602236
Who are't thou quoting?
(you)
she is a monster that turned alice into a raging lesbian!!
Only one person has a penis and it's Rinnosuke.
1
3
4
2
>hmm yes these girls are pretty cute
>but you know, they're missing something...
>something that I just can't get hard without seeing...
>Oh, I know! A dick! If there's no dick and/or balls I'm totally flacid!
>Yeah draw some cocks on them, that's the stuff
>mmm yeah cocks...
Futa may in fact be gayer than yaoi
Do not sexualize the touhous.
no ball breaking kudesai
Rinnosuke is actually the ONLY 2hu that doesn't have a penis
user. You should just give up.
Futa is superior.
Some touhous have needs.
Based
No.
Are maids even allowed to be on top?
Is Yea Forums still seething about Clownpiece's fight?
Being pure sex appeal is also being pure.
are there any 2hus that are VIRGINS ?
hard mode: no rinnosuke or cirno
So if Sanae is a goddess' daughter, who is the father?
does that mean any porn with dicks in it is gay?
go back to twitter
Yes
Stop masturbating
It goes both ways, it's consensual. Don't worry.
mokoufags kill yourselves
Enough with your lies you oni, I won't stand for this slander of Rinnosuke
>Rinnosuke exists
He's sterile, if individuals from 2 species manage to make offspring the offspring will be incapable of producing offspring. This is the true definition of what it means to be a species: if two animals can produce offspring that is itself fertile, then they belong to the same species.
t. neet
you have a point
>2 species manage to make offspring the offspring will be incapable of producing offspring
again, homo sapiens and homo neanderthal offspring were so prevalent, that even today, people on average have 3% neanderthal dna
Please say something nice about my best friend.
No.
its time to sleep
Stupid Remimi
user you can't just say "no" to the truth
Too autistic to win.
>character fights by shitting out so much power she kills herself and regenerates
>being a fan and not being able to do the same
you fake fans
made for bully
this but unironically, ignoring the last line
It is gay, as a man, to be sexually attracted to cock. By insisting on adding dicks to the female body, in which there is no dick, you are tacitly admitting that what turns you on is not the female form, but the dick that must be appended to it. Which is, by definition, gay.
Please don't be mean to her.
They're practically married, it doesn't get much more wholesome than this.
>Alice actually manages to make a doll that is sentient
Rate Marisa's parenting skills out of 10
Rate Alice's parenting skills out of 10
with 10 being the maximum
Mokou called her a stinky neet
Princess Kaguya is a masochist?
Literally "orange man bad"
Alice already takes cares of her other dolls, so 10/10
Marisa on the other hand, would probably steal the doll's stuff when she isn't looking 4/10
Nope.
In general, what can be expected to be better: stage themes, or boss themes?
they would both be great mothers together tho
Greatest twist of all time?
I want to play 2HU.
Where do I start?
This, they compliment each other perfectly: Alice is more nurturing, while Marisa is fun and adventurous.
>Alice
0/10 because lesbian mothers are always abusive.
>Marisa
10/10 because she's straight and would keep any child as far away from Alice as possible.
EoSD
everyone knew
wasn't that surprising
Which franchise has the cuter dindunuffin anime girl version of Ibaraki Douji: Type-Moon, or Touhou?
EoSD with show hitbox mod
Touhou 6 is a good place to start, as it is the first one after the soft-reboot and it is not too difficult, but it doesn't matter too much. Avoid the more difficult ones at first.
Woah... what?
No way user... how could you... be so.... intelligent.... nihilistic........ and have such a wicked sense of humor......
EoSD
Do this also make sure to not be retarded like me and use the vpatch without it you are playing in sludge
Danke, waifu bullet hell frens.
She's a Mukouist.
This is a shitpost but really hitbox mod is fine for learning the game. Just ditch it once you're good enough to 1cc Normal. EoSD is easy enough without the guidance.
the latter
patchouli stop being jealous, maybe if you weren't a neet you would have a wife aswell
I know 2hu has the better Shuuten.
Get it? Because it's a shootin' game?
Understandable.
I prefer Mokou with Reisen though.
Just be careful where you download it, user.
Some sneaky sites try to package it with the fucking trash known as the "retexture patch", which makes the game look like shit.
realizing that Yuyuko was the one sealed in the Saigyou Ayakashi all along
Do you have a good download link? I was downloading from a retexture shit website.
just download the megapack on nyaa
>Just killed Kaguya (again)
Pick the best place for Mokou to dump the body
>In front of the Hakurei shrine
>In front of the Moriya shrine
>In front of Eientei
>Find Reisen and toss it at her feet
For EoSD moriyashrine.org
You can look at this wiki for the vpatch, I used the unicode patch for EoSD since it's wonky on newer systems en.touhouwiki.net
The Moriya shrine website is pretty good
This, and don't forget to download the 2TB pack with all the music
Oh no no no no no no no....
Moriya shrine, Hakurei shrine already has one
youtu.be
What is going through Reimu's mind at this EXACT moment?
Dump her into bed.
I would go with C.
D would be too much work for Reisen.
C is doubly good because Kaguya will recover faster to be killed again.
But doesn't this have the retexture thing that user said was bad?
No
No
marisa is a bisexual degenerate
Okay. Thank you!
>"can i ask for more?"
>Blue eyes
Patchy is going swimming. Make sure she doesn't drown ok?
Hhhngnggg Reimu's armpits.
Take this too
dynasty-scans.com
>Marisa is so ashamed of her homosexuality that she thinks if she grows a dick with a shroom she won't be considered gay and just bi
"I hope it's fresh."
Touhou Yotsuba?
Thank you user, I like you
Yukari is Reimu's mommy
what is a tamagoyaki
reimu is c ucking both alice and yukari at the same time! what a monster
Thanks user, I've always been wondering where those Suwako pictures came from
Fried egg. Those egg roll things you see in anime.
>going for a swim in Gensokyo
bad idea
dont listen to these oldfags
the fighting games are all you need no one plays bullet hells anyway kid
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
DIS ONE'S SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Would Yea Forums describe Chen as a "well-behaved" child?
Snoorasa
it's when you yaku the tamago hope that helps
its only gay if the clits touch, but if you substitute the clit with a dick you can't be gay, thats common sense
>Everyone is gay for Marisa.
>Marisa is straight and loves Rinnosuke.
>Rinnosuke is gay for Unzan.
futa yuri is the coward faggots choice
the beauty of yuri is in two cute innocent girls eating pussy like mad
Where is the canon support for any of these three headcanons?
Marisa is a huge homo, not as much as rinnosuke tho
yuri is cute but it doesn't have mating press or impregnation so it's mostly boring
marisa is anything but innocent
Where's the canon supporting your Yuri fantasies you degenerate secondary?
>Inb4 innocent friendly interaction gets conflate with romantic intent because yurifags don't have friends and have no understanding of platonic love.
>Or they just post shitty off model fanart.
how many times has yukari fucked drunk reimu ?
Yuri will always be my favorite.
I still like Futa though.
Salsa pls?
i could fap to yuri forever. i already jerked off to it three times today. there is literally nothing better than a yuri orgasm. it's the greatest feeling in the world. i pity anyone who can't experience it
I don't fap to Yuri. It's pure, cute and fluffy
use saucenao
Alice is in love with Marisa, its' in Bohemian Archive of Japanese Red
>calling people secondaries
>hating yuri even tho 99%of the characters are woman
reimu wanted to fuck meira on touhou 2
and alice slept with marisa in one of the endings of IN
the only straight 2hu is sanae
Everything from this artist is amazing.
Found it. Thanks user
ok alice
>alice
>yellow eyes
this is not okay
Sanae isn't straight.
Reimu has a responsibility to Gensokyo to get pregnant. Some guy is going to have to become the sperm donor for Reimu's child, and since they're operating on Meiji-era technology this donation will have to be done the natural way.
post it here faggot
(Reitaisai 10) [Ninniku Batake (Ninniku(Kari))] Nue x Murasa Shunga (Touhou Project) [English] [Voltic]
>Every work of fiction needs romance thrown in.
Yup. Smells underage in here.
>not knowing about alice's laser eyes that change colors
lol
sanae is a cockslut
yukari can give herself a dick any time she wants to
If you see a cute girl and think "yes this person would be more attractive if they had a penis", you're gay.
Fuck off, Akyuu.
have sex
>over 100 characters
>not a single one has ever fucked anyone
are you retarded
Maybe after Kanako's onbashira. But not boys.
>Pretending to be Marisafag.
Alice has had yellow and blue eyes depending on the work. Marisa just has consistently yellow eyes in (almost all) official works because she's low key ZUN's favorite.
Just look at poor Youmu, to the contrary. Three different eye colors over a short span of games because ZUN hates her.
The best bunny.
Dilate.
Of course some have.
Suwako has had sex, as has Seiga probably.
seethe
>ZUN hates her
yet she's the third PC of the new game
>Implying a non-canon ending means anything
>Implying sleeping at someone's house means you also fucked them
Goddamn I fucking hate yurifags
Doesn't change the fact that ZUN clearly hates her.
Pretty sure the yurifags are invading from /2hug/, don't remember the prior threads being this bad.
Am I supposed to use my controller to play EoSD? It feels really imprecise with a rather big deadzone.
>Marisa canonically let alice sleep in the same bed as her, what a filthy slut
this is why im a mariarifag
Use a keyboard baka
Is Yukari's and Ran's relationship healthy?
Yeah its probably /2hug/ resorting to talking about yuri and their other fucking fetishes since the mods finally cracked down on image dumping.
I prefer the one with age regression Sanae.
>ZUN clearly hates her
>she's playable in TD and WBaWC
that doesn't make much sense
thats acceptable
atleast that is something, there is nothing that supports marisa being straight tho
>there is nothing to support Marisa being straight
she is turned on by the sight of the vengeful ghost girl seducing a guy in FS, so is Reimu
/2hug/ is a better place desu
why cant yurifags and straightniggers co-exist ?
both can be cute and lovely
Nothing but Occam's razor
No it isn't. I just browsed their thread and it's absolutely nothing but retards ERPing as Remilia and Faceless Footfag #2323414
because straightniggers tend to be nofunallowed 1ccfags
They mostly do. It's just some shit posters on both sides.
Same reason people hate furfags
shoving romance of any form into 2hu is retarded tbqh desu
I mean it's cute but the lore is clearly not built around it
reimu still wanted to fuck meira on touhou 2 and marisa still slept with alice
both are just degenerates unlike based sakuya that is loyal to her master
HOMOSEXUALITY isn't right!
Tribalism.
How is that literally every /vg/ general manages to be this fucking autistic
Doesn't that make her a bit of a dumb dumb?
The entire point of Touhou is it's a sandbox that fans can have fun in. Zun knows this and it's why we'll never have a touhou anime.
Literally the opposite my dude, but keep deluding yourself.
You're posting on a general that shares the same people anyway .
Constant threads are too much for any game
I'm glad Cirno is out there defending Christian family values.
>Series with majority of characters being women
>one game has them teamed up and really good chemistry
>people naturally like to involve romance
i wonder why yuri is so fucking prevalent in touhou
Any community cloistered off for too long becomes an echo chamber.
That said some generals aren't too bad. /feg/ is pretty good if you ignore the spic.
I miss those days.
>it's why we'll never have a touhou anime.
is that true? then how come we have touhou manga
it is cute, thats why people do it
that's not what you said when you touched daiyousei
recurrent threads with the same posters are a mistake
look at /int/ generals it hardly feels like Yea Forums in there
>retards complaining about generals
>while posting on one
Why wouldn't they be?
>one game has them teamed up and really good chemistry
As someone who'll tell you that Marisa's route has the best writing in 90% of the games, I found her interactions with Alice to be kind of weak in IN. Not as boring as Reimu/Yukari, but they really didn't have any character chemistry. People just used it as an excuse to ship them because they had a sleepover in one ending.
If you want a game where they actually have chemistry, I'd suggest playing SA instead, their back and forth feels far more organic there.
It's just a shame SA couldn't make Reimu/Yukari interesting at all. Same boring shit as IN.
Also fuck yurifags Alice cheated Mima out of that spot. Literally the only logical place to reintroduce her and ZUN blew it. Marisa and Alice didn't even have anything connecting them until IN.
just ignore the annoying straightfags, they are angry religious boomers 99% of the time
>Suwako has had sex
Source on that?
She is a goddess and knowing ZUN she probably reproduces like old gods from japanese myths.
@471610056
Holy fucking cringe
meant for
ZUN doesn't want an official anime because he wouldn't have creative control over the project. He can be more involved with an official manga.
the fans have anime covered
they are good dont let retards tell you otherwise
isn't he also autistic about voices?
am i a yurifag if i'm strict about one of the girls having a cock
@471610254
Seething /vg/ tranny
yurifags must die
which 2hu games have gotten fan animes?
Learn how to quote and go back to newfag
Alice is for marisa
reimu is for yukari
sakuya is for remi
add more
yurifags and straightniggers should co-exist, stop being anti-fun
All I want from this world is more Rinnosuke
0/3 user. see me after class.
Memories of Phantasm was only good for the first episode, and I honestly can't remember the rest of the fan animes because they were mostly generic shit.
If you want good Touhou animation you have to look at pvs or minusT's god tier work.
>yurifags should be allowed to spam and shit up threads with their fetish
epik
only good post itt desu
Yukari already has 2 wives and Reimu doesn't even like her all that much
there is literally no one else sakuya could fuck, atleast correct me
Problem is, /u/ became a meme after some minority but loud vocal people went to being ultra annoying over Yea Forums after some years.
So people hate /u/ because of memes. You always find people complaining about yuri even when /u/fags haven't said anything, but the hate has become part of nu Yea Forums "culture", also after a lot of "pride" and political bullshit happening in the last years things went to shit regarding sexual orientations and sex in general, so newfags are even more aggressive.
T. retarded /u/fag
sorry dude ZUN doesn't like him anymore which is why he trashed CoLA with Sumireko
this is bait
No, you just got BTFO by that based user
i mean if he's autistic then why does the touhou mobile game he partnered with have voices and some anime PVs?
why wouldnt he have creative control on it? he can do the same thing for the manga. write it, direct it, but let the artists handle the rest. i'm sure he could get direct control if he really wanted.
>yurifags can't
>straightniggers can
i dont get it, just have fun and let others have fun aswell
they should add atleast 1 other male character so he could be a bro to rinnosuke
@471611165
He's not me retard.
seethe harder reddit
What a retard lmao stop posting already you absolute waste of flesh
yukari you CAN'T fuck your dogs
>Reimu doesn't even like her all that much
as if that would matter for yukari
You got BTFO dude, it's time to accept that fact and move back to your subreddit.
Don't be a sore butthurt loser.
i want to know the source of these fucking gifs. i love seeing zun's style animated.
Fortune Teller is for getting to unlive in peace.
>reddit
>seethe
>BTFO
>based
im going back to /jp/
Shotty is chimping out again
Go ahead crossie, we won't miss you.
Last time I checked /jp/ all of the 2hu threads were just image dumps while anons posted about wanting to sniff the 2hu's feet.
>straightfag thread
>talks about literally anything but shipping
>yurifag thread
>Marisa fucks Alice xD
Again, people hate yurifags for the same reasons they hate furfags or yaoifags.
hong
patchouli has her own succubus, what a lucky girl
I think ZUN didn't plan on writing the same minor character for like a decade. He'll ride Sumireko for another couple years and then toss her aside like all the rest.
Snookari Redditkumo
Have fun on /jp/
whomst are you quoting
it's not 2am
kill yourself you secondary
etc
Suwako and Sanae are related to each other, so something had to happen. Only Touhou I know that canonically had sex is Junko, since she had a son and a husband.
Not that user, but you';re right. Both sides should be able to enjoy their fun in moderation. The issue often lies when one side tries to insist that their headcannon is legitimate and won't shut the fuck up about it. When one side tries to pull shit this the other naturally retaliates then all of the sudden the thread is 300+ plus posts with images omitted. And almost all of it is tumblr tier autism. There's so little content or evidence either way and both sides are just grasping at straws. Yuriniggers wont shut the fuck up about that one non-canon IN ending and just assume a sleepover means bareback sex, while striahgtfags keep posting that same panel of marisa blushing in FS. its so fucking tiring.
They shitpost so hard they ignore the true atrocity which is how the fuck FS so high up on the popularity poll. The art style is beautiful but Suzu and tanuki are so fucking annoying holy shit.
both of them can co-exist, just because anon1 and anon2 are talking about alice smooching marisa, doesn't mean user 3 and user 4 can't talk about the pc-98 games
straightfags also talk about wanting to fuck the 2hus alot and that doesn't bother me
as it should be
what kind of guy would ZUN even make if he bothred to?
Dumb secondary
Snoorasa
she is for bullying only
>muh secondary
posters are actually autistic, people just ignore them
none because ZUN only likes cute girls
besides characters with little relevancy like the few dudes from the manga or Unzan I doubt he's going to add in another male anytime soon
the fanbase would probably implode
Yeah but old gods like Amaterasu are related to humans too in myths yet there's no tales about them getting fucked.
maybe a guy that knows martial arts, isn't china the only characther that knows that ?
this, ZUN will never talk about the sexuality of the characters and that so the fans can have fun with headcanons
go back
anons 1 and 2 talking about Alice smooching Marisa or Remilia smooching Sakuya comprise like 300 posts of this 350 post thread, what with their image dumping and shit. It's like a pair of footfags unleashing their powerlevel on the thread, it's now permanently on page 1 and 4/5 posts are about footfaggotry and the thread hits bump limit in like 3 hours because of it.
I'd like to see the calamity that would happen if that ever happened
Marisa would go out for smokes and never come back
Fuck off retard
>ZUN hates her
not surprising
she's a bitch
>unga bunga marisa is gay because alice wants to fuck her !
>unga bunga marisa is straight because i want to fuck her!
instead of fighting over stupid bullshit, lets fight about cool bullshit
what happened to reimu's turtle ?
>the fairies of light pull a prank which accidentally causes all of the alcohol in all of Gensokyo to spontaneously vanish
how well does the place hold up?
ded
fortune teller did nothing wrong
reimu was obviously in the wrong there
ZUN knows the gym buff on the right, right? Wouldn't it be funny if he made a character like him for the game but as somewhat of a cultural joke like Clownpiece or so?
being mad because people are having fun wont change anything, just create another thread or just simply ignore the yuriposters
turtle stew uma delicia
>Gym buff
Get out.
We got a code 2 Ape Escape here
Genji lives a peaceful live in the pond behind the shrine iirc
everyone fucking dies
the gym dude is aniki, it would be cool if ZUN made a character inspired by him since aniki died
It's what he reminds me of. If I'm wrong, then please correct me on who he is?
iirc there's one or two magic items that can produce sake so things'll be fine.
You know I always kinda liked Rinnousuke in a way. He's the only male character with a presence and he's got ties to both of the protags, the EOSD and Yukari and is knowledgeable about the outside world. He seems like he'd be self-inserty as hell on paper but nah he's just some shitter in a pawn store in the forest or something.
But I dunno if he would introduce a brand new male character. This user gave me the idea of putting an aniki-type character in 2hu which would be fucking insane.
>2hu music comprised almost entirely of Gachi noises
is my body ready? I want to believe. The mind is willing yet the flesh is weak.
Thats nice
Oh fuck that's Billy?! My super bad then, I didn't recognoze him with the shades
>and is knowledgeable about the outside world
Well he's good at bullshitting at least.
an angel youtube.com
She lost intentionally because she wanted a friend. That's the actual reason she doesn't outright kill Reimu or Marisa.
>2hu music comprised almost entirely of Gachi noises
What rock have you been living under all these years
I'll always remember Billy, forever
The hero we needed, but not the one we deserved.
Do you guys think he went to become the boss of the great gym in the sky or is he saving us a seat in Gensokyo.
I meant in-game. I know about the remixes.
Kogasa is so moe
I wan't her to spook me
I'd like to believe he's doing both
poor girl, she can't spook anyone
He trained Yuugi
Suzu is straight up my least favorite hu right after the moonsluts, she's so fucking bad.
God, why are mangahus so bad period?
How did the fairies escape the curse of bad mangahus?
>what kind of guy would ZUN even make if he bothred to?
Option A: an minor male nature deity/youkai from the outside world moves in to escape the march of technology
Option B: a human male from the outside world who got Bermuda Triangle'd into Gensokyo or some shit and works at the school teaching maths
Option C: a male tengu, fox, or tanuki who hangs around and causes trouble
Choose
How do we feel about this music?
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Honestly it'd be just "lol it's a girl anyway because boys are gross" like Miko.
HOMOSEXUALITY shouldn't exist!
user I agree completely. The fairies' manga is so much better its insane which is such a shame because FS had some pretty nice scenes and such a nice art style but so much of it was focused around fucking Suzu which makes sense cause she's the protag I guess but fuck that.
But I think I submitted my post before I finished it, because I was also going to mention that the true atrocity was not only that FS was so fucking high up, but it was so much higher than the Fairies' manga. With WaHH and FS both complete now I hope ZUN just doubles down on them.
I'm about to read Silent Sinner in Blue and see the moonbitches for the first time. Are they as bad as people say?
How do you feel about good pvs?
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>defending the shitty fairies manga
Yea Forums reached a new low today
Please use /vg/ for recurring format threads.
>what is context
>fairies' manga is so much better its insane
I was shitting on FS. Fairies is nonsense fluffy SOL, but its still miles above the mess that is FS.
>Are they as bad as people say?
Eh, probably not. SSiB in general is pretty mediocre though, in terms of both plot and art, and the moonsluts are overpowered as fuck which can get annoying really quickly depending on how you feel about that. It's at its worse when they just straight up ignoring their own established weaknesses. Thankfully the manga ends with a quick surprise fuck you to the lunarians, so it's not all for naught.
It's pronounced Chirno right?
>Retard doesn't even have basic reading comprehension
Why do I even bother coming here?
Ye.
>It's at its worse when they just straight up ignoring their own established weaknesses.
>expecting consistent lore from ZUN
There there son. There there.
Please use reddit for bad posts
Thank
I guess I'll just post more.
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Please use /vg/ for recurring format threads.
Fairies is also gonna be ending this month or next month.
What's wrong with Fairies aside from having a flower viewing chapter every year (so like every four fucking chapters)?
I don't fucking know you retard, you can barely read as it is, let alone participate in discussion.
Personal favorite
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Option C is the best one
baka
Go back to middle school before replying to my posts you subhuman monkey retard
>"aw yeah I'd do great if truck-kun sent me to Gensokyo, I'm an enginee-"
>remember that my training is in electrical engineering
>there is no electricity in Gensokyo
>all that experience is useless
fuck me lads, how hard would it be to start building power generator machinery and shit from scratch, using 19th century forging techniques? gensokyo sucks
The fairies manga is a comfy SoL manga, and its the best touhou manga there is
Take it easy Yea Forums
You should know, you’re the engineer baka
>ending already
what a time I decided to re-read and catch up then. Most recent chapter ended on quite a bit of a cliffhanger with all the fairies charging wheelchair god headlong. I wonder how they're wrap it up with only a chapter left.
remain shitter shattered. it seems that's all you're good at Mr. 'I dunno how to read'.
I know circuits, not manufacturing
post more outlines
Sometimes I think of all my old jaypee friends and wonder how many of them fell to tranny propaganda and then get real sad
>Can't read posts
>Replies are utter garbage
>Projects like an insecure faggot
Boy you're a complete tool
Just try to convince the Kappa to take you in. They already have access to a nuclear power plant.
Easy!
Yes, the lunarians are horrible creatures: Yorihime attacked the peaceful tourists that were just exploring the moon, and Toyohime wanted to nuke Gensokyo
how competend are Kappas at engineering. would you be willing to trade your golden ass ball for their cooperation?
>boy
gottem
Maybe we'll be able to make some new friends along the way
>how competend
More competent than you, that's for sure.
I fucking love yukkuri jikkyou videos
1 then rape until she gets to 4
I fucking love yukkuri extermination doujins
LoliCunny is the best cunny
Is it true that the fox youkai that Ran is possessing was once Tamamo-no-mae?
what are the best yuri 2hu doujins ?
Why are fairies so sexy Yea Forums ?
/2hug/ seems better and comfier I'm going there instead
bye Yea Forums
Are there other variations of this or is it just Nue's and Satori's 'please respond'. pic related
>can't read
>relies on picking out grammatical errors
>doesn't know shit
>that's for sure
I don't really know what you wanted to get out of this. I've kept telling you you've misunderstood from the beginning. Do (you) just want to have the final response in this chain? This is my last reply to this chain then, please be my guest.
>Implying you didn't come from there in the first place
Yeah, get out faggot.
I want to cuddle the fairies
>I've kept telling you you've
Good job retard, proving me right once again.
Just stop posting already, you're a complete disaster.
No one knows anything about who the Youkai was before they were possessed. It's not said anywhere.
Soft fairy tummies
h-huh?
Lmao look at this butthurt dude
literally the best developer in the world
Your right.
She's retarded.
RIP C
I thought that if you were talking about a nine tailed fox you were talking about Tamamo
Is that so?
Option D: a male dragon who migrate to Gensokyo because he doesn't want to deal with encroaching humans excavating his shit. Spends all day guarding his dragon hoard, telling fairies and Marisa to fuck off, and selling dragon knowledge for new shit. Or just stealing it.
Tell me that this isn't the optimal way to introduce a new male character to Touhou
Ok, EoSD is great.
I've never thought that bullet hell games were this fun.
I will download the megapack.
Glad you're enjoying it
also interested
Alice butt for attention
Why did Mokou take the Hourai elixer?
She loves those sweet Hourai fluids.
Enjoy the game user
Until you get to stage 4
Then you want to die
Peer pressure
Oh, I already want to die, and I am dying a lot actually.
But it feels good. The music revives me.
Flan DIE
good job user
Sakuya is tall?
also interested, alice's girlfriend in a bikini for attention
Marisa is a midget
Yes, while Marisa is a womanlet
What difficulty are you playing on?
Don't play on easy, you won't get to fight the final boss.
Also, when the bullet hell starts, focus, and move slowly one way, so the bullets aimed at you miss. Give yourself some space to escape.
Good luck user, game's hard as fuck, but once you beat it, you're on the top of the fucking world.
Another shitty FUCKING secondary thread I see
ZUN gave his input on some of the character heights during the early windows days. Some of them are pretty surprising like Sakuya being tall and Patchouli being the same size as Marisa. But Marisa being short has always been consistent
I'm playing on normal. I learned about focus after accidentally pressing shift and thinking that I activated cheat mode slomo.
Thanks, I will beat this shit.
She already murdered someone for it so there was no going back.
>tfw 191 cm tall
man I wanna go to Gensokyo and mog all the meiji-era japanese midgets
Sakuya hime somehow convinced her
WBaWC soon.
>a dwarf is an adult with a height under 147 cm
What the fuck, they're literally dwarves
Okay, i will
Have fun
Also remember that you need to win without using continues to get the good ending (and also play on Normal in EoSD and MoF), it might seem impossible at first, but it's not that hard with some practice
How do we feel about Sanae?
are they even adults?
i tought they were older teens at most
You not alone, glad that im not the only one that survives the madness of yuricancer
Convince me not to jack off to a futa doujin right now.
better miko
best miko
cute and adorable
They're adults. The government would shit down Zun's throat if he showed underage drinking in his mangas. They're all at least 20.
Sanae is a good girl.
>yurifags and straightniggers can't co-exist even tho both of their opnions are headcanons
you guys have to be autistic
I dunno how old they were to begin with but by now quite a lot of years have passed in-universe.
good girls don't steal their friends' supply of believers
do it, but post the source here
She's cute.
they have lipstick in gensokyo?
i think yukari is the only one that uses it
Lmao, this right here is absolute bullshit. My panic meter goes through the roof when the two wall of bullets meet at the center and I have to dodge this shit like surgeon.
At least I can get to stage 4 now... kinda almost dying but I can.
Just get in front of her
Even if it's a doujin series?
I remember Rika from Higurashi drinking a lot despite being a "kid"
>getting spooked by ice fairy
My little user can't be this cute!
That doesn't work on Normal
I wonder if we'll ever get a shmup main game where both Sanae and Sakuya are playable.
It works.
You absolute unit of an user, thank you.
She's scary!
It helped. I can just dodge her piss bullets
Worked for me
Also plugging my replay replay.lunarcast.net
Why is chicken so much harder than the first two, what am I doing wrong? I should be collecting eagle goasts for the bosses, right?
Also jesus these trumpets
Just pick up Otters
Glad that somebody knows the truth, lets unite our forces and lets kick luna ass!
avatarfag
I'll give it a shot but surely killing her faster is better than having a brief shield?
Hey, don't say bad things about Yotsuba, you fricking frick.
this was a good 2hu thread
>fricking frick
i dont care about you avatarfagging, but dont say redditshit like that
Marisa has tits. Fuck off with your fanon height chart.
I'm not saying bad things about yotsuba though?
it's better than swearing.
Okay, sorry user.
marisa is flat, but alice likes her that way
Jesus Christ user, you got a looong way to go. Cirno's a fucking joke.
If you panic, you dead. Don't blink.
Stage 3's boss will really test your surgeon skill with the focus mechanic, practice as much as you can.
Small tip: Reimu's homing shots deal little damage, but require no aiming, so you gotta dodge spell cards for longer. Find a shot type/speed you feel confortable.
I believe in you, we all started sucking ass. Touhou's hard, but very rewarding.
Hopefully you like 'em, that's 90% Touhou music.
This would work better without the last Aya bubble. Typical nips needing the joke explained.
If you can't even get the joke here, while also not realizing your shitting on Yotsuba, then you need to go back
>471622397
>brief
nigga, you can literally keep it active for the entire bossfight if you chain enough otters
cope
yeah ok she isn't flat, she has mini tits
itty bitty witchy titties
I guess I need to git gud. If I don't pick them up they don't despawn or leave until the end of the stage, right?
>marisa is a bisexual degenerate
Nice.
sorry for bad english, where were you when meiling confessed her love to you ?
i was sitting at my chair making tea for my master when meiling enters the room
"i love you"
"no"