The proving grounds

the second half lmao socialism not even once

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>he thinks it was only grease.

>never played these things because the controllers were always covered in food and shit

>cum covered controllers

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>MOM HE'S PICKING NTR AGAIN!!

I remember playing one of the Spyro games on one of these at some point.

>This faggoty little clean freak pussy

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jej

McDonalds is so fucking soulless now, shit looks like a fucking gayass coffee shop and they got rid of Ronald what the fuck?

>t. that kid who wiped his ass and didn't wash his hands afterwards

Cool opinion, but these machines had better N64 games loaded than they did Gamecube ones. Nice offtopic picture to derail the thread.

>that kid who always picked futa

Meningitis.

Supposedly Ronald is scary
With the 2016 clown sightings maybe it made it worse

I don't know. Mine's pretty neat. Definitely has the coffee shop thing going on but they have a couple tables with LEDs in it that change colors and turn on and off if you wave your hands over it.

>"How deep can one of these controllers go up my ass, I wonder" -The kid who played before you

These fuckers creep the shit out of me more honestly

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I'm sorry that I don't want to catch one of your diseases you fucking amerimutt

McD doesn't want to be associated with childhood obesity anymore, and wants to appeal instead to the Starbucks demographic. McDonalds franchises undergoing remodeling have been steadily removing their playplaces and replacing them with inconvenient to access patio seating.

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It always has been. Ever since I was a kid, anyway. Gloomy ass brown tile everywhere. Creepy, beat up fiberglass characters scattered around the store. Play place that utterly reeked of urine. Old men behind the counter with wirey hair that looked like they would stab you just to see how much blood you had.

I much prefer them these days. The tile in there is brighter so it's not a gloomy dungeon. Instead of creepy old men behind the counter it's just a bunch of bored teenagers. Play place still reeks but not as bad since ball pits have fallen out of favor.

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The removal of the playplaces is strange considering their efforts to "encourage an active lifestyle in children."

Agreed
McDonalds was always kinda creepy

you don't
you play super monkey ball and you like it

i could never find a set of these that worked
they were always either broken or off

GAS GAS GAS

>2016 clown sightings
That sounded so cool. I wish we got more clowns. Nothing fucking happened in my city.

Theyre probably just too expensive to maintain

>tfw I would go to a pizza place as a kid
>would order my food then play final fight or area 51 while I waited
>get excited to play area 51
>pull gun out
>has a condom on it
>start laughing hysterically

Good times

Then why spend the extra money on a patio no one wants to use because there's no door going directly to it? They could have just added parking space to the blueprint there instead.

>McDonald's when I was younger had play areas, kids tables and consoles set up
>There were characters dotted around inside and outside usually had a bench with Ronald sitting on it
>McDonald's now looks like a Starbucks with multiple security guards posted on the doors wearing stab vests
i love growing up

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>That Area 51 light gun game

Good stuff. We are a tiny town, never had cool pizza places with games and stuff. Maybe an arcade cabinet here and there. We did have a half-way decent arcade in the mall though. Any time we'd go shopping mom would give me a couple bucks and I would play the absolute fuck out of that Area 51 game. There was also some mech game with a joystick that never worked properly but I played the shit out of it anyway.

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>that guy who always chose tomboys

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RAN

Did McDonalds actually have these video game stations? Mine didn't.

God I hate this town.

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that kid was and still is me

Damn, I still remember playing a demo of Starfox Adventures as Target.

We don't have mcdonalds where I live, but I remember playing mario 64 and banjo at my local super market.

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Mario Galaxy 1 came out in 2007

The McDonalds closest to me used to have Mario Golf and Double Dash

Oh, best waifu 1995. Meant to post that too.

Sorry. I was distracted by this captcha

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I remember these. I think I first played Megaman 7 on one of those kinds of things.

>not eating other tables leftovers when nobody around was looking

Ok, wanna come with me to McDonalds?

>Nhentai

Absolutely fucking based, fuck muh sekret club sad panda niggers.

why would you do this?

This. Fucking zoomers itt.

C'MON! AND STAY LOW!

>sadpanda scraps
Pathetic. I bet you suck the juice out of your girl's bull first and foremost.

feels bad for the shmucks that donate to g hentai

Man. I found a playthrough of this on youtube. I thought it sounded super weird but I think it's just because I'm not hearing all the noise from other arcade games while watching this.

Reload

Shut the fuck up and eat your burger.

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The game over screen gave me nightmares

I remember when I was playing Kirby 64 and the N64 caught fire

The McDonalds we used to go to when I was a kid had Phillips CDI that had a touchscreen with TWO buttons. There were 3 games. One Sesame Street game, one pop-up game about a circus seal, and a shitty barely controllable racing game.

At least, I believe it was a CDI, since I had seen ONE video of the Sesame Street game MUCH later on. I never seen the massive controllers anywhere, ever since then. The controller made the racing game unplayable.

I never seen the controller online anywhere, and I didn't even know it was a CDI I was playing those shitty games on (I didn't even know what a CDI was since I was a little kid, and it was entirely encased in a wooden cabinet).

I remember a McDonald's the next town over that had both the Star Wars podracing game and another game where you controlled a lightsaber via the joystick. The podracer was moved to a theater nearby and the lightsaber game is still lying in a corner of the playplace all broken down and never fixed. I'm surprised that it has been there for almost two decades now and they haven't thrown it away.

It is so easy to get past the panda though

>SCREEE
>HEY HURRY UP WE GOTTA GO!

you from California, boy?

>tfw never got far enough in the game to see those weird aliens because shitty arcade in the middle of nowhere only got broken arcade machines so the light guns were utter garbage

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its not their fault ronald touched all of those kids

Because it's the perfect combo of upscale appeal with minimal maintenance costs because it's inconvenient to use

>get to controller
>it's all greasy and there are holes that were created from years of grease damage

Illinois

Exactly, so the fact that people on /h/ are still gate keeping this trivial ass task is mind boggling

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You're lying. You're a faggot so you must be from California.

>8th grade
>be chatting it up to asshole best friend at school
>tell him I used to love playing at those game stations in malls and stores but couldn't because someone keeps breaking the controlers
>asshole best friend tells me with a smug look that he purposely breaks them all the time and likes to remove the nubs
>already know this wasn't something he would lie about and say he did because this was something you know only he would do

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Do you remember the CHOW PALACE?
youtu.be/c9Q_HNwXCpU?t=833

Skip to 13:53 if it doesn't take you there automatically. Please. It took me way longer to find this then I expected.

Just look it up or use a browser extension

Based and redpilled.

some men just want to watch the world burn

The scren is flasing to much that I got dyslexia

rly nigga

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>muh sekret club
>Completely unable to do a google search and spend 15 seconds

I didn't know it was so good at gating half retarded crybabies.

Those controllers were always broken in half or covered in ketchup

I agree with him though. I have the extension but most retards on this site gatekeep their super secret porn society with an air of superiority that pisses me off.

What is that one with the dark skin girl on it? I wanna play that one

>GameCube controllers
>PS2 bios
Wat

The GameCube is just a shitty knock off N64 though. Other than graphics every single GCN sequel to a N64 game is inferior (see: WW compared to OoT/MM, SS compared to SM64, etc.)

>sonic tag
explains it

I think you have a terminal case of the stupid. Take some 9mm aspirin right to the temple to treat symptoms.

No its not, for a while trying to register to regular e-hentai was not possible because their servers went full DERP, so if you are a newbie, you are fucked, also NH doesnt have artist galleries sucker.

What happened to her pants?
Why isn't she using her arms? They aren't bound.
Why doesn't she just stand up and run away?

I remember there being a thread about this and someone talking about they got "Mandela Effect"'d and these didn't exist before the thread 404'd. Fuck you, this can literally be found on ebay and fuck your gayshit furcon origins meme

alpha as fuck

>doesn't want to be associated with childhood obesity
>wants to appeal to the adult obesity demographic
ok

It literally only THPS2 and mario party 3 on the N64 and half the controllers didn't work, and the ones that did were covered in shit like ketchup

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Maybe hey wouldn't be if you went easy on the ketchup.

>not playstation with spyro 2
literally every maccas here had this combi

The extension doesn't work anymore

North Korea?