Thoughts on the Nitro Girls?

It's just a shitty render

Sex

Repeatedly

I seriously want them back, but you're right. Fuck.

I'd love to use them as secret unlocks in a platformer, and each of them can glide after jumps with their umbrellas from the original game.

Elizabeth.

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Ami's base hair is fucking gross, looks like fucking play-doh. Yeah the motorsport haircut is in poor taste but it doesn't look like a fucking hairpiece

Too thin.

Absolute shit taste

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only tawna and megumi are good and ami's design got ruined in the transition

Tawna a shit.

I dont really like their pointy noses.
I feel like it wasnt necessary
also tawna still looks just as bad as she did in the remake.
Megumi and Isabella look decent.

Why do you say that?

She's just detached and abandoned, like most of us here, and she loves Crash for the same reasons we do.

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i want to fug the green one on the left

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Liz > Ami > Isabella > Tawna > Megumi

I would have sex with Isabella, Ami, Tawna, Liz, Megumi, and coco bandicoot. Even Pasadena Opossum. I like Nina Cortex but I'm not sexually attracted to her.

Someone explain the appeal of Ami, she's not ugly but damn is she overrated.

Soulless

How?

2nd from right is best
what's her name

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Her motorsport is fuck ugly and her default looks like your average thot of today. What's her appeal?

I'm no furry, but she is the ONLY one I can't fucking resist. Brio is fucking cruel for making this creature of lust.

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>look like they have hairy arms
it's as if they're animals or something

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this man is right, and i bet this same man could show you how real soul is done
NINTENDO
HIRE
THIS
MAN

>thot
I see your problem now.

All the motorsports are fuck ugly.

they fucked up her hair, gave her a shit personality and her motorsport skin needs no explaining it's just bad

Why are their faces so fat and fucked up in this image?

Well, I disagree.

So I just got to Gold rank and my Nitro gains are pitiful now. I got 50% nitro using the Megumi set up, how do I atleast get rocket car parts at this rate?

kek

Wait Brio made them?

>Not maining based Pinstripe

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>Hasn't said anything about her appeal
Do it faggot

Cute

She's fit tomboy. No high test male can resist that.

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Tawna,Megumi, and Isabella actually look okay.

who else?

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Git gud I've already got my 42k

Brio made all of them

I get the appeal of this, I can accept this.

thanks Crash!

Not by a longshot, racing suits are unaesthetic and their haircuts are all shit.

I wanna fuck Coco's Bandicooch

NOOOOOO DELETE RIGHT NOW! NINTENDO ISN'T GOING TO PAY THE MONTHLY FEE IF THEY SEE A CRASH THREAD IN THE CATALOG

this

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Match it with the Rocket kart from the Grand Prix and pick their colors faggot it looks better than whatever you're trying to do with it.

Only a faggot wouldn't.

Only faggots don’t like ami, no I guarantee you even faggots like ami, only low test males don’t like ami

He made the Evolvo-Ray

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Cool characters, some of them have awful accent acting though holy shit. Specifically Megumi

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True.

I'm not trying to do anything with it because it looks like shit.

What's it called when you color the area above your eyes? Because that's really ugly

WHY DID LIZ HAVE TO BE TURNING

REEE

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And the Slinky

Thots, all of them

Why the fuck don't they show these animations in online races?
Only scrubs haven't done all the adventure mode stuff before the nitro girls released.

turning characters are fun

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Discuss.

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do the green arrows not boost you?

>tfw no amazon bandicoot gf

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Ami and Liz should be bareleg. Whoever removed the boob jiggle should be fired.

I want to have a threesome with Ami and Liz!

It's a handling goblin, user. It's already at max speed. Point and laugh.

They're probably all imagine tier. How tall is the only real human, Papu Papu, compared to them?

>tall
>well defined arms
>thicc as fuck thighs
How can other bandicuties even compete with Ami?

megumi is creepy

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that's lame as hell
what a shitty racing game if that's true

I knew Megumi was the shortest, but isn't Isabella the tallest ingame?

He's tall as shit and still is shorter than Liz iirc

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I appreciate the slight facial differences instead of being same faces.
I want to tease Megumi's height

>He's tall as shit and still is shorter than Liz iirc
Well hot damn, God bless Brio.

They're great
I don't know why they fucked up their hair with some of the motorsport versions of Liz and Ami

>Average thot of today

I'd try to give you advice on how to not think like this but you're probably already too deep down the rabbit hole so I'm just gonna say fuck you faggot

By not having a dick

Go be gay somewhere else.

I wish Liz was my wife and Coco was my daughter

That just makes it better.

Just bought it on Xbox.

Any groups to join to play with you guys

Bandicoots actually have extremely long snouts. It's a miracle their noses are as short as they are.

Please full image

Whose the cute one with the blue hair?

I don't have gold right now

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>t.

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>make a CTR thread
>Gets deleted

>Make a nitro girls thread
>It stays up

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they look like bimbos

Mods are drunk as hell.

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Guys Coco is too cute

WAIFU POSTING GOOD
TALKING ABOUT VIDYA BAD

Megumi

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Megumi

Liz is the best, she's the funniest out of all of them with her accent and looks the best. Where is my goth Liz skin.

I really just wish Liz was my fucktoy.

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they left up a thread of a faggot spreading his asshole until it got like 200 replies

Isn't it crazy how the Crash franchise was revived so successfully?

What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this image?

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I'm just thankful they didn't go full retard and get rid of the them entirely

I’m an Isabella guy myself.

Also friggin roo’s tubes always get triple hit with missiles on the last lap!

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they brought the furfaggot in, and now 99,99% of every online player picks them for some reason. You literally do not see any other characters picked anymore, it's actually bizarre.

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not a shitty racing game, just the shittiest class of racer with the most pathetic speed stat

she cute

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Tawna is honestly my favourite due to her being acceleration and because of her new voice.
Also she has the best R34

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that I dropped my pen

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still the whole point of boosts like that in literally every other racing game is that they allow you to go above your machine's max speed for a few seconds or less

wait until the babies come out, shit may get ugly

>Was never into Crash much
>These bitches made me buy CTR
Fuck, guess I'm a furry now

>99.99% of every online player picks them for some reason

You get more Nitro Points per race if you use them, that's why.

too small butt

too much ass

>Also she has the best R34
Googling Tawna with safe search off is a good way to lose a lot of sperm.

weight watchers diet

Hate them

You get more nitro points dumb nigger

this

Who came up with this shitty system? Effectively limiting players to use the same character/kart combinations for an entire month. They should make it so you get, like, 1% passive nitro increase for each GP item unlock, regardless of whether you end up using said item in a race or not.

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Disgusting thots.

I've been so tempted to write erotic stories of a human fucking Tawna

This is what happens when you build your game around microtransactions then have to rip it out at the last minute.

my nigga

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"Your mum's an armadillo!"

Heeheehee!

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>that little tail shake
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Activision learned from what the damage Radical Entertainment did.

There is literally nothing better in this world than hmofa

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>"Are those real?"

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ACTIVI-
FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS F-

It's basically the only way to fap to anything furry in my opinion

FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS
FOR A BEE

Make it happen Beenox we believe in you

You know what's sad? Never happens in actual media.

Breeding instincts kicking in

There's probably some weird example of it out there, but yeah for the most part it seems that way

Is this datamined or fanmade?

>removed jiggle from the girls but kept it on Crunch
So close. They're french so they did their best trying to sneak in some questionable stuff in the first place.

Damn shame

Fanmade

I've wanted to write a romance story about that for a while but I don't have a very good idea beyond "guy fucks animal lady"

What would you even call this skin that would be E-10 + rating appropriate?

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It alright.

I just hope beenix fix the fucking character stats and items.

Performer Tawna

>Tfw hasn't lost a online race in Hot Air Skyway in weeks
It's my turf now

Probably magician Tawna, sort of going with a Zatanna sorr of look
If this game wasn't E I'd call it brothel Tawna

I don't want to get political but the resreve system severely favours faster characters because its based on time isntead of distance

Girls in brothels don't really dress like that though. Really, it unironically looks like a magician's outfit.

Characters got scaled to shit so they fit in karts and on the podium
>crunch, oxide, all cnk bosses except norm, papu used to tower over crash and co. But are now shrunk by almost 50%
It's not fair

>I don't want to get political
kek

>ywn see the Trophy Girls completely scrunched into their karts to match their true size
>tits pressing up against the steering well
>their legs folded spread eagle with their knees pointing up past their own arms

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Furfags are degenerates

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Your max speed does increase after first hitting a pad. However, you can maintain that increased speed indefinitely with reserves. That's why it seems like the pads do nothing here.

ok thanks that actually makes sense

imagine

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Stop user

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>sitting in her lap, squished by her chest and thighs

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Here's a true waifu.

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So other than dingodile who has the best skins

MOAR PLEASE

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>biggest tits and most muscle

Ami is built for fuck

Best boy Tiny.

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Robo Cortex is the best skin desu.

>I finally unlocked Motorsport Tawna
THE CURSE IS OVER

kek

Why do people want those awful skins?

Nigger, I want to unlock everything available in the game

Isn't that autism?

I never said it wasn't

>It's over
You wish. Better start grinding for that 5% kart

not him, but if you've unlocked motorsport tawna you are likely among the top 5% at least as far as PS4 Nitro Leaderboards are concerned

>Only just bought the game
>something about a grand prix
>only 3 days left

FUCK

>ywn 69 with Ami, fucking her warm, wet mouth while she crushes your face in her thighs

Why even live?

Crash is canonically 5'1" which puts Tiny/Dingodile/N. Tropy safely at 6'5" or taller, Tiny being the tallest.

Which makes these ladies pretty tall.

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user please, don't do this to me

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more Megs please

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