The Hero’s trailer including the mode home run contest will be dropped today at 9PM EST

There will also be a small and very cryptic hint at the fourth DLC character so pay attention.

The Hero’s abilities are randomized, you only get 4 to choose each time you pull up the skill menu, but they are randomized “sets” so you’ll always get at least 1 recovery for example.

I cannot give any proof of this to protect my source, Nintendo is going apeshit after how Erdrick was leaked, just know that the Dragon Quest 4 hero will interact with Wario in the video.

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I believe it

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Proof of your gay

inb4 blocked content or laxchris vid

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I thought it was supposed to come out yesterday? Edgeworth made a pretty good case for it but it still didn't happen

This is fake because sakurai never said the spells would be random, but instead he picked them from a random pool.

Edgeworth also said that it could happen today or tomorrow. His argument covered the whole week (minus friday)

I'm getting pissed off because every single fucking day we get the same fucking leak saying "Hero ToMorRoow 9pm EST" like fucking hell this shits gonna keep happening til he actually is revealed

Do you ACTUALLY believe Sakurai randomly picked the abilities to represent DQ?

Luminary uses the Supreme Sword of Light while Erdrick has the regular Sword of Light, that’s true love for the series, i love that kind of autism.

What did Edgeworth say?

Fuck you. You retards are just gonna spam this kind of shit everyday until the day he actually comes out and then parade yourselves as if you actually knew all along. Fucking faggots.

EVERY DAY’S A THREAD

EVERY THREAD’S A PAIN

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youtu.be/U9yznfbrXbE

That the Hero's trailer and Hero will drop before Friday so that it doesn't clash with Three Houses's release. So the only time left it could happen is today/tomorrow.

>The Hero’s abilities are randomized, you only get 4 to choose each time you pull up the skill menu, but they are randomized “sets” so you’ll always get at least 1 recovery for example.

aaand its fake.

Imagine believing you’ll be able to scroll through 20 abilities in the middle of a smash match.

Why the fuck can't it drop next week?
DLC for smash isn't going to fuck with the release of a full game.

Big Pussy also said it would drop on monday.

How about Nintendo cancels Three Houses, kills the IP and closes down ISIS?

That way everyone wins.

the menu opens for every special move, the trailer even showed the DQ8 Hero entering the thinking/spell select animation before using the zoom up b, which implies that it would open for every move variation you fucking dipshit mongoloid

let's ruin a characte rby having his moveset be random each game

I was also thinking this, it's still July until Wednesday. They think it's this week because of the order of the July releases video.

wait Wario....wario loves gems and shakes stuff.

Shantae hint lol

4 neutral, 4 up, 4 side, 4 down = 16
We saw 14 abilities. Added two more up specials and its this.
How the hell would zoom be viable as part of a random menu

it's gonna be
>video next tuesday the 30th
>release on wednesday the 31st

>trailer will drop today
>If not today, tomorrow
>If not tomorrow, the day after tomorrow
>If not then-

You never understood how that menu works, retard, how pathetic.

Tomorrow for sure...

go back to your anitwitter circles you turbo faggot

Are you implying the Hero has no moves outside the menu? Jesus fucking christ these brainlets, there’s only 1 way to open up the menu.

>being this much of a dense retard

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I am thinking
tap: last spell is re used
hold: menu is open

Honestly I think they changed it to Summer because Hero is coming out in early August. I don't really see how anyone can interpret that as anything otherwise. Nintendo doesn't care about spoiling shit inadvertently though their marketing (see box theory), but they do care about lying and if Hero coming in July turned out to be a lie, they'd change it so it wasn't.
Then there's also which has him down as before August 4th.
And the whole EVO theory ties into August as well.

But I suppose I still could be wrong, guess we'll see within this next week.

>I cannot give any proof of this

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No amount of reaction images or greentext will offset the fact you don’t understand how Smash works.

Do you even play the game? Imagine being one of those retards who wants to join the smash threads but doesn’t actually play the game.

Oof.
Wrong, cope.

So you think one special is for opening the menu, and he only has access to four different spells/special moves at a time, yes?

None of these shown on the menu in the trailer are an up special you utter retard, the mana gimmick that spans over every special move would make zero sense if he didn't have a wide selection of moves

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they managed to implement the og command inputs for ryu and ken and this is your cut off?

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>No amount of reaction images or greentext will offset the fact you don’t understand how Smash works.
I understand how smash works, as well do I understand how they design character gimmicks for the game. You seem like the kind of faggot who thought Minecraft Steve with his stiff animations had a chance despite them being the antithesis of proper fighting animations

I give up, i hope OP isn’t lying so i get to laugh at your small brains tonight.

>I give up
you should've when you claimed to know how smash characters work you faggot

take a shower

Dilate and re-stitch, tranny, you’ll never be a real women.

The sheer amount of seething in this post lads my god

Oh honey, cope.

>tranny
not even a transwoman would talk to you you mega incel, just cope with being wrong

not even Nintendo would be so stupid as to make it random like that

Have seethe

Have sex.

I don’t care what anyone says, this is Yea Forums‘s golden age, this will never stop being funny, “dilate” and “cope” are here to stay, like Wojak.

Kill yourself.

Is it bad that I just want to play 8 because I think the Heroes outfit is cool and Red is hot?

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>DLC people already bought clashing with a physical release of a smaller franchase
retards

You can taste the reddit coming from this post

Just wait until the end of the month or something jeez. Same thing was said yesterday.

I bet you make cringe OC, grow up.
Cope

You mad?

That’s very retro, pumpkin.

>There will also be a small and very cryptic hint at the fourth DLC character so pay attention.
I can't wait for the inevitable hour long gamexplain video, alongside all the fags that pick the wrong thing as a hint

No.

Will today finally be the day to sing it?

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Here's hoping.

Are you coming on to me?

>just know that the Dragon Quest 4 hero will interact with Wario in the video.

DQ Heroes collect Mini Medals.
Wario is a shekeler.
So of course he'd try and steal or fight over one with one of the heroes.

I think Wario's supposed to represent Torneko. His blue and pink alt palette kinda looks like him.

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>randomized “sets”
fucking yikes, we waited 4 months for this

If the spirit board is exclusively from XI i’ll kill myself

the Persona board was all Persona 5 despite there being songs from 3 and 4

No real leaker ever talks like this

YOU BETTER GET READY TO DIE

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Don't worry, the entire spirit board will just be a Slime and a Dracky.

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>I give up
That's the only intelligent statement you've made in this entire thread user, you absolute mongrel.

There are four DQ heroes, though, I expect some variety.

has wario appeared in one of the cg trailers yet?

He's in that group shot in Banjo's trailer, but all the characters are just using their in-game appearances.

ooO

No.

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Didn't sakurai's column mention this

Of course, the 24th part is now moot now that we know that was for pokemon/mario maker

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DQVIII remaster fucking WHEN

Does it really need one?

It may not NEED one, but I sure still would love one

I really, really want to believe you OP, but i find it hard to believe you have no evidence other than "wario's in it lol"

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kek

>The absolute faggotry being dropped in this thread

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Awww shut up already, Pussy was a fucking rat.

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>one of the sets is so broken it'd easily win in match
>Ultimate tourneys end up being completely RNG based
Would be based desu

he said the spells were randomly selected from the many spells in DQ, but not that they would be random each game.

I'd be down for a DQ collection honestly.

I can’t imagine how autistic you have to be to either make up a fake release date for a DLC, or care enough about ultimate to know every fake leak that people put out. Who gives a shit?

That makes no sense retard

Maybe their random in theme but functionally the same? IE different particle effects/colours but same damage and hitbox.

I really, really doubt that

I bet is one of those guys that thinks Reggie said that all the Fighters Pass characters could only be from series with zero Smash presence

Fuck The Hero where's Reimu?

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The Hero will fight Rathalos in the moveset trailer. Hunter is in.

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What is that overdesigned mess on the left and why is it so hideous.

Do autists really grind the same boring monsters over and over too look like a F2P korean MMO endgame set reject?

I wish.

No shit the DQ 4 character is going to be next to the character that looks like Taloon. Try harder retard.

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I always assumed it would work like
>Press a special direction: use the last selected special / first on the list if at the beginning of a match
>Hold a special direction: open a menu to choose

The nice thing about Monster Hunter is that there are so many armor sets that they can have sets that appeal to all tastes.

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Do you guys think laxchris creates his own leaks?

I blame nintendo for all these faggot leakers and their fake leaks. If they would have at least given release month no one would give these twitter fags any attention

Pack it up everyone

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Sabi on the 16th: There's nothing planned for tomorrow
>nintendo drops like 10 scheduled announcements on twitter the next day
I wouldn't put much stock in sabi, esp since he's got a c&d

shut the fuck up sabi

>Tranny “insider”

hero's dropping in september so hes not wrong

So when will Nintemdo announce the fighter pass delay and apologize?

september is in the summer quarter so it's not delayed per se

Not hero, the fighter pass itself.

Or are you implying they’ll release 3 characters in the span of 5 months?

>per se

>Tranny

>There's no Hero costume for Madason's son despite him being the actual hero of V
>there's a costume for Madason (albeit just his colours)
>he doesn't even show up in the Final Smash
I know it's technically a spoiler but everybody has played DQV

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Why do people get mad at this sabi person?

Madason was the main character of V, he just wasn’t the Hero of it.

Because he's full of shit

Dilating trannies aren’t persons.

probably after banjo, though id imagine theyll try to speed up the later dlcs with minimal success

Didn't Nintendo tell this faggot to shut the fuck up? Why is he still around?

That was just for E3 apparently

FEchads already getting spotlight rn, wait till August next week smashfags or at least till evo is over.

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don't worry user he'll probably be a spirit

Pretty sure they still kept the c&d since they changed the wording of their intro page from leaks to ""rumors""
>corrinfag
>being anywhere near a chad
Besides, fe is the one getting the spotlight next week, they have no other choice than to drop hero before fe with how things are now

>start playing DQV
>it's fucking Pokemon
The hell is this bullshit? It was fun for like 5 minutes, but now that the faggy prince ditched me I'm just roaming around the world to be the very best like no one ever was and it's getting pretty annoying. I just got the tiger back, which is the only monster I give a crap about, when do I get actual party members?

If not then *holds out ring made off noose* will you marry me user?

8 is cool because of the bandanna.

still better off than fucking Cloud, who has one of the biggest video game music libraries to choose from and got TWO SONGS

I already got BanjoKazooie so I'll be looking hard for the hints!

Thanks OP, The Hero is a DLC character I'll main without feeling like a hyper normie

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and also has a game full of unique wacky characters that could have made for some nice spirit fights
imagine a barret spirit fight over ganon, or tifa over bikini ZSS

It's really annoying we didn't even get the main cast as spirits. I can think of a corresponding character for everybody but Cid, Vincent, and Yuffie.

We didn't even get Clouds original art for his spirits.

based

Yes and I hate World for taking that away from me. The armors in World are terrible boring garbage.

fucking baffling
I don't even get it, though. The music was obviously because Uematsu didn't want to hand out the rights like candy, but what about the spirits? Nomura WORKS FOR SQUARE.

>no improvements too online

Smash sucks ill stick to CTR

>gets e3 right
>suddenly very trustworthy
Why do you faggots keep doing this

I love that Ness uses pkfire and pkfreeze. Such attention to detail master sakurai

Uh...yeah. Like them or not, Sabi has a legit source inmedia somewhere. That's how they get news the day before news gets published.

The only person I trust is Shinobi. Sabi is an attention whore like Virginben.

Also, I don't trust Rei-fags by default.

He just seems untrustworthy, now if it was misato it might be a different story

It's not up to Uematsu, he's independent and Square owns it all. Not like Sugiyama does.

Then they must have a ton of bogus sources then too, considering

>Them

I'm pretty sure Uematsu owns the rights to his own music. I'm pretty sure FFXIV actually makes you agree to a disclaimer saying you can't play his music on the in game instrument.

I think Sabi has some legit connections but they got hit with a C&D by Nintendo a while back why would they even say this? Wouldn't that be breaking the terms of the agreement if it was true?

I just assumed the menu was a graphic for the trailer

You get actual party members when you get a wife, and then when you get kids.

>There will also be a small and very cryptic hint at the fourth DLC character so pay attention
Dropped

Homerun is such a useless addition, you're going to play it maybe a handful of times and be done with it. We could have gotten something more substantial like additional online modes.

Maybe certain games, but not VII at least. It might just be the later "Smile Please" scores.

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That's ridiculous, has that rule ever actually been enforced?

How do we even know he got C&D'd? There's literally nothing to go off on other than "Yup it's true guys! I got C&D'd!"

Was literally explained in his melee trophy description, idiot.
>Provide lore reason for Ness using these abilities
>Fags ignore it

You're thinking of Sugiyama, DQ Heroes is the game with that disclaimer

Anyone else kinda wish they didn't bother putting in the race to the finish thing if it was going to be that shit?

>Closing down IS before they have a chance to either completely kill or rejuvenate the Paper Mario series

me, if they weren't going to make it enjoyable and varied for each character's classic mode they really shouldn't have included it in the first place. it's the worst thing about classic mode in ultimate

Race to the Finish was never varied for each character's Classic Mode. 64 and Melee used the same map and hazards for every character.

>kill or rejuvenate the Paper Mario series
Paper Mario and M&L will never be good again so long as Miyamoto lives

user, Colour Splash was the last game in that style. We can hope for a Metroid scenario where we get remakes and a sequel out of a fuck up.

well it's not exactly race to the finish, but I would've liked it to have actually been fun and or varied to actually not make it feel like a chore to do and because of the focus of classic mode in ultimate all being unique to each character. it doesn't need to be varied, but I would've loved seeing like maybe 3-5 separate enjoyable bonus stages for classic mode in total like how we have a set of bosses to face at the end of classic mode that varies based on the fighter's and their classic mode's theme. i never said they were varied in prior games or that they had to be varied now, but the state it's currently in is shit and I'd rather it not be in at all with how boring and unenjoyable it is.

Ah, that's fair. I can see where you're coming from too. It would've made a lot of sense for characters like Ryu and Ken to get Break the Targets or for platforming characters like Mario to get Board the Platforms, for example.

>pumpkin
great banter. fucking retard

Everyone ready for FUCKING NOTHING in four hours?

yes

>DQ guy has the other protags as alts
Why the fuck didn't Sakurai do this for characters like Joker

He's literally right in the FS, are you blind?

Because the other phantom thieves don't use Arsene and use different personas/weapons/guns.

Not Madison, Madison's SON. His son is considered to be the actual hero, Madison himself is the envoy.

No I mean P3 and P4 protag as a alt with their main persona

Neither one uses knives or guns (except P3's evoker)

>I know it's technically a spoiler
Then why the fuck are you bitching about it

Neither one has guns that fire bullets, neither has a grappling hook, and both of their base personas don't have wings

you cant read can you

That's the problem is his movest being Dante with a Stand devil trigger and not like the actual games

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Read the post again

>That's the problem is his movest being Dante
He can't swap through multiple weapon types though, he's not like Dante at all.
Also when has Dante summoned a stand

Would rather have break the targets. Homerun was never fun, you can blame the fucking meleefags for this one.

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Because I raised my shota to be a good hero, and I don't want Madason to be in the final smash because he's not the hero, he's just a good boy.

Its not literal, Im talking about his gun and sword movement being close to him and less like how he actually plays and the stand meter shit is basically a Devil Trigger

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Fuck off, he's the true protagonist and deserves to be in the final smash more than the fucking kid

That's the most retarded thing, everytime you want to use a skill you first have to look at the options? No way sakurai is this retarded

He's not the hero though.
It's fucking hilarious how cucked he was though
>hey dad, guess what, I can use the Zenithian Sword

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Joker uses knives and guns in his own game too, the fuck are you on about?

>6 months between ryu and cloud
>cloud, bayo and corrin released within 3 months
seems possible

They avoided spoiling FF7 stuff so probably SE being silly billies

No shit sherlock im talking about his playstyle

He’s probably not coming till early August , which isn’t too far from now

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That's not really close to him at all. Heck, Bayonetta is more of a Dante clone than Joker

but August is Autumn in the Gaelic calendar, I'm going to fucking sue

His playstyle is really different too
>He has guns, so does Dante
Oh woooow

user...~

Bayo doesn't use a sword and gun with a demon meter form gimmick

Bayonetta uses guns, are you retarded? Plus Joker doesn't change weapon styles, which is one of Dante's defining things since the first game.

the ad says that it should be removed before august 4th, he's coming before then

It says specifically to take this ad down by the 4th. So you have a thursday, friday and saturday for release. I can imagine releasing on a weekend for the whole "Dragon Quest can only release on weekends" bit, but that's still a little odd. I can see the very end of July instead. 30th and 31st.

What is so hard with understanding I'm saying he plays like a fucking Dante Bayo ish whatever Musou version of himself not in a literal sense you gulible fuckhead and less like the main game, why do you retards have trouble comprehending basic fucking words as if you failed English class
Its like talking to a brick wall

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>He plays like Dante, I don't have to describe HOW he plays like Dante he just does ok FUCK OFF
user, you're retarded

I think youre a fucking liar

>I'm just making shit up, stop asking me to explain myself
Ok

Every fucking day with this shit. Stop. What do you gain by fake saying it will come out every single day

Never said he played exactly like Dante you itliterate fuck
Didn't do this either, don't understand what you gain from pretending to be retarded

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The only problem with style changes is how they would activate them. His specials? So would his A moves change a lot depending on his style? Dante in smash just seems much more limited then any other fighting game. Even just limiting him to E&I and Rebellion, instead of giving him most of his other Devil Arms. Also, what would his recovery be? Air Raid is DT exclusive, Air Trick? And once again, how would that tie in with styles? So he uses Air Trick to recover and now he's forced to Trickster style? The amount of actions to get back to proper neutral seem to much and people would take advantage of that I feel. The only other option would be to put them on taunt and make his taunts special, but Online disables taunts.

>Never said he played exactly like Dante you itliterate fuck
Yeah he plays like Dante because he "has a gun"
I like how you kept saying "It's not literal!" because you can't explain why he's like Dante.
>Didn't do this either, don't understand what you gain from pretending to be retarded
user, you don't get to accuse others of this when you're being so dumb on purpose

I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of July.

...Uh, what?

>Never said he played exactly like Dante you itliterate fuck
Yeah you just said
>I'm saying he plays like a fucking Dante Bayo ish whatever Musou version of himself not in a literal sense
Which means fucking nothing

>small
>skill menu
It's possible this is hinting that Geno will be an Evo reveal, given the wording of the post.

ew

(You)

Dude I love geno, but... What?

>Geno
>A side character from a spin-off game from 20 years ago.
He's not going to come to Smash ever. Doomguy has a better chance in Smash and I don't think he'll ever happen either.

Where did i say he plays exactly like Dante cause he has a gun, and already explained the comparison you just choose to be ignorant
>you don't get to accuse others of this when you're being so dumb on purpose
Ironic considering you're doing exactly that
It means that he literally is NOT a 1:1 Dante clone you retard, how can you fail this hard at basic reading comprehension

>Where did i say he plays exactly like Dante cause he has a gun, and already explained the comparison you just choose to be ignorant
The mere fact that you're so unwilling to say why Joker is like Dante pretty much tells me that it's a completley nonsensical reason. Heck since linked your reason, I can see it IS nonsensical.
>It means that he literally is NOT a 1:1 Dante clone you retard, how can you fail this hard at basic reading comprehension
...So why even cal him a Dante clone? Now your argument is "Joker is absolutely nothing like Dante?"
Are you SURE you're not acting dumb on purpose? Because it really, really seems that way

>The Hero’s trailer including the mode home run contest will be dropped today at 9PM EST
god i hope so
this is excruciating

so is something gonna happen at 9pm et or are we sure this is a fake?

we're hoping. the same thing's been said almost consistently over the last week

I already said why, and I didn't call him a Dante echo so you pulled that out of your ass
But of course we have to do the Yea Forums classic of a autist spouting shit that was never said cause it helps their imaginary argument

it's probably fake but I have been checking everyday for the past 2 weeks, and these threads give me some hope

This whole Dante shit started because of this.
To reiterate, Yu and P3-kun can't be Joker skins because neither one uses knives or guns in battle while Joker does.
What the fuck does that have to do with any perceived similarities between Joker and Dante?

Come on guys, didn't we learn our lesson from Lupinposter and Doraeposter?

Nope they won't.

No, and they never will

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underrated coment

HES GOTTA BIG SWORD, AND HE HAS ANIME HAIR, AND HES GOT GIMMICKS COMING OUT OF HIS ASSS

It still bothers the fuck out of me They couldn't be fucked to have it be Luminary for 11, Governor for 8, Hero for 4, and Erdrick for 1

it's not even like they can't do that. the koopalings all got their names, why not the heroes?

Because none of those are names. Those are titles. The koopalings have actual names.

He's cooler without it though.

>This thread yet again
Have sex

dilate

Hero is also a title. If their name is nothing but a title why not give them each their own respective one?

if you're trying to say he doesn't play like how a jrpg character should, look at cloud

>Hero
>Big sword
haha no

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Madison was the protagonist of DQ5, but he wasn't the Fated Hero.
What's so hard to understand about that, faggot?

OP is a faggot in one hour.

for the 50th time

OP won't be a faggot this time, r-right?

Just like Lupin and Doraemon, yes he will.

didn't lupin say it was going to be evo?

Hero will be out one week and one hour from now. Trust me.

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>just know that the Dragon Quest 4 hero will interact with Wario in the video.
Spirits don't mean shit, I still have hope.

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eventhubs.com/news/2019/jul/24/masahiro-sakurai-notes-mp-costs-dragon-quest-heros-attacks-super-smash-bros-ultimate-have-been-adjusted-e3-trailer/
pack it up boys, he's still getting balanced

How long until dilate, cope, etc. get filtered for being overused like onions did?

You're forgetting that rat cocksucka, Puss

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LMAO

HERO'S COMING, TONIGHT TONIGHT
HERO'S COMING TONIGHT

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hopefully soon, the quality of the board will rise up a bit.

the numbers on this fuckin post

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>Erdrick for 1
Someone hasn’t played DQ

>Joker comes out in the last month of spring
>Hero comes out in the last month of summer
So banjo comes out in november. How the fuck will dlc 4 and 5 come out before February?

>Governor for 8
This is absolutely fucking stupid

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>but they are randomized “sets” so you’ll always get at least 1 recovery for example.
explain the menu in the trailer not having a recovery

>Nintendo is going apeshit after how Erdrick was leaked
like, months and months ago?

45 min until dissapointment

30, actually

The eventhub article is retarded. Sakurai just offhandedly said the mp cost has been adjusted since the trailer.

>>Dragon Quest 4 hero will interact with Wario in the video
Look man, you could've at least give something more credible than that lmao

Did the release date even really exist?

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no

nice trip

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10 minutes til OP is a turbo faggot

10 minutes

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Who?

But that wouldnt change the fact that youre a trannyincel

1 minute nigger

OH FUCK

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Nothing

time's up nigger

it's fucking nothing

But the hero did not appear...

youtube.com/watch?v=qu62B-Hnvz4

Hero will be released in August or early September, guys.

Wow, it's nothing.

Wow, it's fucking nothing

Why does nintendo suck so badly at dlc? Like holy shit this season pass is abysmal.

Nintendo of Japan uploaded something but it was an Astral Chain Overview Trailer lmao

Maybe in 9 pacific time?

You're a lying fucking cunt go fuck yourself faggot

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He’ll drop literally right after EVO is over

Nice plug for your YouTube channel bastard.

Gunna blow my head off

How do people keep falling for this...

>9PM EST
Did they mean EDT or are they trying to throw us off?

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YOU BLABBERMOUTH FUCKING CUNT

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Well, it is technically 8PM EST right now but 9PM EDT.
Either OP trolled a bit to catch us off guard or they're just a lying fag

Not again bros

bro just give up

I hate Nintendo promising this shit and never delivering.

Nintendo only promised Autumn.

Autumn ends late September.

what promise? are you retarded?

Get real. Summer ends in August. Nintendo's main demographic is children, and they go back to school in August.

What does nintendo gain from giving us cryptic "whenever we feel like it" release dates for smash DLC characters instead of actual honest to god release dates

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>s-summer ends in august because i said so
kill yourself, it's still july anyways so stop being an inpatient fuck.

>Dragon Quest 4 hero will interact with Wario in the video
WALUIGI BROS WHERE YOU AT

Committing to a date can blow up in their face if anything happens to cause the schedule to have to change.

Like could you imagine what would happen if they uploaded a video saying Hero was coming out in July when they decided to delay him to August.

You said 9PM EST. It's 8:24PM EST.
I'm gonna hold out until 9PM EST because I'm desperate. You better not fool me twice you fag

I told you faggots once before. August 2nd is when he'll be released. They know one DLC fighter for a year old game will cannibalize Waifu Shitblem's sales.

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It's 9:26pm EST, my guy

No it isn't.
It's 9:28EDT, not EST.
Daylight Savings Time is in effect right now.
This is either a mistake the lying OP made, or a clever "gotcha" from the OP

faggot

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>$5.99 character will destroy sales for an actual new video game

It will when it's fucking Dragon Quest which has to be released on weekends in Japan so as to not cause everyone in the country to call out of work.

>calls fire emblem shit
>while screeching about how much he wants epim movie game man to shit all over his face with his hairy furry asshole
Can jannies start permabanning furfags and movie gamefags?

not defending the jannie but fire emblem is shit lmao

Just fuck off already, newfag.

If that’s the case then the video would probably be released on a Friday

A DLC character isn’t the same as a full RPG, I’m sure they can release him whenever they want

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Hey it's almost 10, suck my fat yet short cock.