What are some video games I can loosely tie to this topic by asking an open ended questions such as “What are some...

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What are some video games I can loosely tie to this topic by asking an open ended questions such as “What are some video games where you can x?”

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>Mario in Defend The Beetlejuice
Never heard of it.

BLOOD CLOT WINS
FATALITY

Remember to drink plenty if water. Put it in a shot glass so you're constantly getting up to refill.

this is the year of the dead e-celebs

This is the third time I heard a person died in a fighting game tournament in this week, what the fuck is happening?

That dude died because it was a family thing not exactly from playing, their family confirmed it. But still the venue was real shit they didn't had A/C and it was during a fucking heat wave and a lot of people crammed in.

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>THE VENUE SUCKS, IT KILLED A GUY HANG THE TOs!
>actually none of that happened
>multiple people reported drinks and AC being there
>people complaining still using the fabricated misinformation
>"B-but they're still meanies though!"
pathetic

unhealthy people are playing videogames in places with other unhealthy people, the stink isnt a meme its a fact the jokes are just actual derision at this point

I read that being skinnyfat is just as bad for you as being obese. Like on your heart and stuff.

>Defend the Beetlejuice

BEETLEJUICE CONFIRMED FOR SMASH.

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>shot glass
fuck that, when I drink water I want to do it in big fucking mighty gulps

everything is bad for you, EVERYTHING

too skinny, too fat, even being "just right".
SOMETHING WILL KILL YOU

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Yes but apparently being skinnyfat is on the same level of bad as being actually fat. For example I am 5'10 and 160 pounds but I have 34 inch waist. So because all my fat goes to my waist I'm essentially just as bad as some really fat guy.

lesson learned, don't do Keto you fat fucks

i wish a girl like this would pee on my mouth haha

Intermittent fast to start. Then mix up one meal a days and 48 hour fasts into your week. My fiancée lost like 50 pounds in a matter of months. It's the perfect diet for the lazy.

Fasting saved my life omg not cuz im fat im just lazy

I feel like that's physically impossible, maintaining obesity would take a significant amount of caloric and carb intake, not to mention the fat. Just the physical presence of more of that kind of material seems like enough to make a difference no?

It's also the worst way to lose weight in existence.
I mean sure, it's effective, but fasting is how you make your body look like pic related. Do better workouts that will actually burn off and tighten the skin around your body. It's more effort, but way better looking.

Basically, Lose weight slowly. 2 pounds a week is the ideal range of weight loss in most people.

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I’ve never been fat and I still fast out of sheer laziness omg f*t

This is the dangerous side of fasting where you starve yourself. We don't starve ourselves, we just eat Ina smaller window of time. We only lose max a few pounds a week. We also do a ton of aerobics for heart health and shit.

and the best years of our lives

This is what happens if you don't correct your weight in your 20s. This dude has only himself to blame.

fasting is handy if you're trying to trim off a few pounds if you know people are going to be seeing you naked/shirtless in a month or more and gotta get rid of some of them fat gains.

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Drinking water doesn't cure blood clots or plaques in your arteries, retard.

Getting up and moving is what I'm getting at you absolute retarded mongoloid.

that's why you need to siphon the water into your arteries. cleans that shit right out

You don't need to because it was actually at a video game tournament making it a secondary topic and allowed. You only need to do that when you're trying to get Yea Forums to talk about a /pol/ related topic because of your mental illness.

>live in a first world country with free health care
>got gastric bypass in november
>already got the go ahead for skin removal once i'm down to an ideal weight
Sosherlizm feels great, literally EZ modo.

can you use socialism to get penis enlargement surgery?

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>gaming to death
epic hobby you got there

t. DTN apologist

>red_ribbon_army.jpg

Fuck i wish.

pussy

You have no idea what you're talking about. Right now I've lost about 90 fasting, 275 to 185 and I am not sagging a bit. The dude in that image was like 500+ pounds. There is no elasticity left in that skin. Stretch marks are scars that signify this. There's a point where there is no going back to normal. Also, the older you get over like 25 the less general elasticity you have too. Fasting is one of the healthiest and most efficient way to lose weight, just learn what the fuck you're doing.

What's beetlejuice

Saying it out loud three times is a good luck charm

this, if it's anything less than 500ml in one go why bother?

Hello Mr spreads-misinfo, I am Mr Truth, how are you? I just wanted to say that DTN did infact have air conditioning and water readily available, with the exception of one room, which you could easily just get up and leave when it got too hot for you. The rest were roughy 70 degrees. Thank you.

t. FGC guy

You sir are quite based. And perhaps a bit lolipilled

>gastric bypass
Doesn't save your arteries, but it's your money. I guess.

Blossom's a redhead, though.

beetlejuice

don't

>his final tweet
this shouldn't be funny

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Why is Peach showing her panties to Bowser?

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I sit at my PC all day every day, but every night I go for a 30 minute run (run, not walk) around my neighborhood
is that enough to not die bros

stop!

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jogging raises your cortisol, if you want to live longer you gotta lift too

why lift? can't I just do calisthenics?

calisthenics are also important, mobility training as you get older is vital, but really a bare minimum that everyone should be doing anyways. Why be ordinary. do calisthenics and then deadlift x2 bodyweight

cute

>deadlift x2 bodyweight
For most Americans wouldn't that be getting close to 500kg?

That's why you don't fuck with Americans

lifting fucks up your spine. I just want to feel healthy

and

Dude I lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks just cutting pop out of my diet. Its fucking easy to lose weight without altering your workout routine if you evaluate what you put in you.

lifting only fucks up your spine if you're stupid.

are you stupid?

fffffffffffff

>10 pounds in 2 weeks
you must literally weight 500lbs or more otherwise that's impossible
t. have been drinking water only for years and getting fatter

crummy videogames? He should have fetched a pail of water

Maybe you're just a fat unhealthy fuck. And nope, I went from skinnyfat to skinny. I currently weigh 145 at 5'10".

what's with Yea Forums and fakenews photos these days, I swear half the threads are full of those fake piece of knowledge directly from women magazine fakescience and shit.

>went from 155 pounds to 145 in 2 weeks just by not drinking soda
do you realize how retarded this sounds? how much pop were you drinking to make this happen.
you must literally have diabetes by now

It's totally possible that there could be a 10 pound difference when he weighed himself. You genuinely weigh more when you are full of food and well hydrated so depending on his state when he weighed himself both times he could be telling the truth. Agreed though that losing 10 lb. of fat in 2 weeks is near impossible. Even the big fat fatties on those weight loss shows who are being put through tortuous work out routines barely lose that much.

So that's why Bum was shitting on DtN

I was pulling lots of all nighters as an editor and chugging soda like it was going out of style. But I was also going to the gym regularly too. And yet without changing my routine and just cutting that sugary shit out it was like that fat just melted off.

I just don't see the point in lifting. Calisthenics alone will make you toned, and whenever I hear of someone lifting they're shooting up "lifting supplements" and dying of cardiac arrest.
I'll just stick to calisthenics and jogging.

>whenever I hear of someone lifting they're shooting up "lifting supplements"
>using rich piana and other drug using, body dismorphic outliers as the sterling example of what lifting weights is
i mean, if you want to just go through life being a retard be my guest.

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source?

Always liked the fact that she's only wearing a bodysuit, sadly is black.

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