Play japanese game

>play italian game
>OOOOHHHHHHHHHH

WE'VE GOT THIS NOTION
THAT WE'D QUITE LIKE TO SAIL THE OCEAN

>Can't wait to hit those hot springs!

>play american game
> get shot

KAKATEKKOI

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>play western game
>it's shit

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>Play dub
>"All of this is getting me fired up!"

>play japanese game
>it tells me the blood types of the characters

whats with nips and blood type

fetish

update your fucking certs hiro
i can't click on any pictures without firefox telling me i'm being hacked

They believe it indicates a personality type. Like the myers briggs personality test, or astronomy signs.

Blood type indicates personality according to them

Their version of astrology, it's supposed to mean something. I also know there's some fucked up history involving blood types and eugenics but I can't recall the details right now.

>KYAAAAAAAAAA

their analogue for our astrological horoscopes and shit.

it becomes relevant, it means there's vampires in the story and they need the right blood type to survive

>play japanese game
>explains every plot point 58 times and treats me like I'm retarded

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN~

>american game
>FUCK DUDE FUCK PISS SHIT FART FUCK BRRRAAAPPP *gunshots* OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE *car crash* WE NEED TO SAVE ISRAEL *millions of dead sand niggers*

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>play spanish game
>"JAJAJAJAJAJA"

name literally any game

>non-american game
>obsessively references american game

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they consuming it, it prolongs their life and makes them youthful

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>brazilian game
>extremely long "football" sequence

kek

>>*beep* DUDE *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* BRRRAAAPPP *gunshots* OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE *car crash* WE NEED TO SAVE ISRAEL *millions of dead sand n-words*
Ftfy

>weeb
>is retarded
like
fucking
clockwork

Resident Evil

this but
>this

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>american game
>story is fucking boring and stupid, gameplay is shit
every fucking time

>EEHHHHH?! You never ask a lady her age, you baka!

name a single game

>plays western game
>"How this game offends this people" by kotaku

>play Mexican game
>game refuses to work

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Uncharted
The last of us
Bioshock
Life is strange

>japanese game
>japan is a superpower

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>play game
>feels like a tumblr sjw made it
>its canadian

>uncharted
gameplay is good
>the last of us
story is good
>bioshock
well,
>life is strange
not a game

>implying western games aren't as guilty of that as well

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>play american game made after 2005
>watch it actually instead of playing

THAT BITCH TOOK MY SKULL
AND I WANT IT BACK

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>>uncharted
>gameplay is good
Its hard to think about a game with more generic and bland shooting, uninteresting melee and straight forward exploration.
Oh, and platforming where its literally impossible to die

>play japanese game
>everyones white

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unironically the best and most profound story ever told in an american game

I'm running Firefox 68.0.1 and 4chanX and everything just werks for me.

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i'm dumb and meant chrome
>connection not secure, cert invalid date

>4chanX everything just werks for me
that's because 4chanx redirects all your traffic through spook monitoring stations

YO FIDDY

>chrome
Well, there's your problem.

>play game set in japan
>no one actually looks japanese

>american game
>level has a big ass ramp

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>butthurt janny deleted the post
remember to deep throat my cock later jan-jan!

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Even today after watching thousands of hours of it, I still can't not picture characters as white. The most egregious thing is when both white and Nip characters exist side by side, and they look exactly alike. Or worse, there's a singular Japanese character and he actually looks Japanese. At that point, aren't Nips basically admitting anime characters are white?

>white
>aaaa itadakimaaaasu tadaimadeeeees

>working retail
>african immigrant isnt allowed to open up the packaging to see if it works/has all of its parts
>"EHHHHHHHHHHHH?"

this
inb4 autist dumps comparison pictures

This is why faggots can’t figure shit out in stories anymore

I swear I'm probably as weeby as you can get but I always mute vns for this reason, animespeak is fucking annoying

>Japanese game is dialogue heavy
>You have to press a button after every person speaks

MGS2

>play Japanese game
>Nip characters don't look anything like real asians

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Why did OG animated teen titans get shoved aside for that shitty TTG thing, anyway?

>"B-baka, upbeat-sidekick-character!! You were peeking at my oversized breasts!!"
>"N-no, Bushimushi Chingchong!"
>*bong*
>*character lands on head*
I fucking hate anime. And whats with female characters talking like deflating balloons? And acting like a moe retard about everything too, nobody likes retards.
>"Ehhhh?? What's thHhiiIiisSs?? O_o *pokes* ooOooOh???"

i like you though user!

>play Japanese game
ワロタ

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>Play japanese game in japanese
>it's in fucking english, but in japanese

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>he doesn't own Shuichi's hat and Kaede's backpack
I wear Kaede's backpack basically everyday now. I like putting my laptop in it with my manga.

Kids like it.

Mgs
Doa series before 5

>Play Japanese game
>Character has Blonde hair and blue eyes
>Is Japanese
Is Japan jealous they don't have the same genetic diversity Europeans have?

le epic whataboutism

how many do you want me to post, I can go on for ever

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Fuck, this stopped me from playing Recettear after too long.

How the fuck are there so many japanese lolicons? Little japanese girls have a voice that could wake the dead.

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youtube.com/watch?v=yXrQiCZXaaE

it shows if their personality type is timid and passive or slightly less timid and passive

>Its hard to think about a game with more generic and bland shooting,

you played it like a cover shooter, didn't you?

Those traits are exotic, it IS possible to have those traits but it will require a LOT of bleaching to get those traits. It would require at least 3 generations to gain those traits. To get both of them at once is a 1/16th chance.

First generation would result in carriers for the allele.
Second generation would both have to be carriers.
Third generation would be the end result of having the allele and must procreate with a carrier of the allele to assure that their offspring will have the dihybrid cross, otherwise the children will not have or only be carriers of it.

the entire point of moe is to have a cute girl who radiates the need to be protected, which stimulates the loins of depressed japanese men who no one relies on.

In that case, 99% of anime is moe shit. Seemingly serious anime throw in this type of bitch all the time.

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>Turn on Spanish Dub
>"ORALE HOMES! ESE, PAPI CHULO GRANDE WAPA GRINGO AMIGO ORALE CHINGA TU MADRE!"

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>Play Japanese level
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Play Japanese Level
>I AIN'T GOIN TO HEAVEN, NIGGAS

Maaaaaaaaaaaaan that guyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys a liiiitttttleeeee biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Cartoon characters don't have a race, they just looks like whatever they are drawn as.

TTG prints money. It's literally all that plays on CN anymore.

>name literally any game

Unironically literally every game

>play western games
>here's your jelly donuts

>play a video game
>it's shit

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>play japanese game
>Haha.....

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>they just looks like whatever they are drawn as.
Yeah so anime characters are white then

MY NAME IS

horoscope but even more useless

Cuz we’re just gonna kill em!

SHAKE ZULA THE MIC RULAH
THE OLD SCHOOLAH
YOU WANNA TRIP? I'LL BRING IT TO YA

Show me a single white person that looks like anime.
Anime characters are barely human looking.

Anime characters look like greys, it's a psyop to make us accept them.

>play American game
>collect items to craft medical supplies and guns

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Wait a minute, does that mean wypipo are actually greys?

>don't speak moon runes
>recognize enough words to realize when subs are completely wrong
>localizers inserting shit like RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE GRUB

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>japanese game
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Frylock I’m on top rock you like a cop

>Play japanese game
>NPC: I need you to do
>Protag: Do ?

no you don't

>Of course I hate superhero films (or CAPESHIT as my fellow 4channelers call it)
>OH MY GOD I LOVE ATTACK ON TITAN IT'S SO DEEP AND COMPLEX AND FUCKING REDPILLED!!!!!!!!!!

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>character says "SANK YUU"
>sub: "thanks"

>anime is fucking gay and degenerate, only fat weeebs and losers watch it
>omg i looove JoJos Bizarre Adventure, it's anine for real men! Manime haha and the characters are so hot and /fit/!

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EEEEEEEEEH EEEEH EH

DOO DOO DOOOO DO

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No Liru, don't do it it's a trap!

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based /f/ poster

EEEHHHHHHHHHH??

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Okay.... Source???

How the hell do you not recognize Liru?

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