The Chinese government offers you one million dollars and two hundred pounds of dog meat to make a video game to...

The Chinese government offers you one million dollars and two hundred pounds of dog meat to make a video game to promote China. What kind of game do you make?

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There's a single black pixel in your image and it's really, really bothering me.

gutter oil collector 2019

A game where you have to secretly steal gutter oil/feces from sewers, refine it to useable but poisonous cooking oil and make profit to upgrade your facilities. You have to avoid the authorities by buying upgrades for your refining facility which starts off in your tiny shoebox shanty town home.

OG do not steel!

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they don't like their middle ages history though

Anime JRPG shooter where cute chinese anime girls invade Japan and brutally slaughter japanese anime girls and take over Japan. America is shown as being to terrified to do anything and so abandons Japan. there's lots of gore, torture, realistic gun sounds and cute girls screaming for their lives.

instant sells success.

It's to get past filters, try to ignore it

are you saying there are filters that auto-stop people posting the chinese flag? holy shit.

Sleeping Dogs clone set in Beijing. You play as a chinese secret intelligence officer hunting down a western spy ring tasked with spreading anti-Xi Jinping propaganda. The final boss is a really buff dude in a winnie the pooh fursuit. It's an unwinnable boss fight and at the end when all hope is lost, Xi Jinping himself arrives with a flamethrower and helps you beat the evil pooh. Credits roll while youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0 plays.

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I doubt that, it's more to get around people filtering the Chinese flag to avoid shitty threads like this one

>winnie the pooh porn
is this actually fucking real

Something like Road Blasters where you have to hit as many kids as possible before you have to pay the insurance settlement.

Pitfall but with escalators.

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>none of the clips were of people actually falling in
lame

why are they so scared of the end of the escalators

>just got back from a trip to LA with girlfriend and her family
>Disney and Universal
>blacks, mexicans, whites and just about everyone else there was normal, courteous and fine
>every Chinese person would literally shoulder check you and give you a dirty look
>Chinese cut in every line and act retarded when you tell them to move back
>they toss everything on the floor when they're literally two feet away from a trash can
I don't fucking get it. Is mainland China just one giant trailer park?

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Seems like a more realistic Stardew Valley, except it should be called Shitdrip Venue, would play to be honest.

Post the copypasta, you know THE ONE. The one that shuts bugmen internet.

nvm i get it now

Platformer where you avoid sinkholes and broken escalators.

Because ton of people fallen through already due to shitty chink engineering.

>Is mainland China just one giant trailer park?
Pretty much. China has been a poor agrarian nation for centuries, and suddenly they are flush with money from the world bank. They do what niggers and rednecks do when they get money and spend it on flashy, tacky shit without trying to better themselves or improve their manners.

Pretty sure this footage was taken after an incident where one collapsed and a woman was crushed to death while saving her kid.

It's a very real thing in China to fall through that shit and die because they can't into building or they use really cheap materials, It's probably both.

The same goes for elevators and all kinds of machinery, you can walk anywhere in China and shit just randomly starts breaking

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after seeing this in person i'd think they would be justified in their beliefs

is he okay

mods never delete blatant /pol/bait threads when it's about china

Chinese conscript during ww2.
Give me money.

chinese ingenuity.

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After seeing the articles about Chinese tourists going to zoos and killing animals with rocks and shit and seeing how they act in general has made me convinced that Chinese are really subhuman.

I don't even think blacks are subhuman but mainland chinese however are literally some of the genuine worst people I have ever come across in my entire existence.

I'm honestly convinced that China are the ultimate bad guys of the world, Russia ain't got shit on them.