Now: Learn with Pokemon: Typing Adventure
Next: Typng of the Dead
Later: Darkest Dungeon
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Next: Typng of the Dead
Later: Darkest Dungeon
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HEX
E
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FIRST AGAIN
POGGERS
I wanna do things to this Maniac
>I copy pasted and left (embed)
Well time to fucking kill myself
nugget
Second stream starts in an hour with Catherine Classic.
Obligatory reminder.
>Catherine
Pretty cool but goddamn I hate when there are runs happening on both streams that I want to watch. Guess one will have to wait until I check out the vod after this ESA is done.
Dragorius: Impressive run imho
Quick rundown on the NUGGETS please (: ??
BRONZE NUGGET
SILVER NUGGET
GOLD NUGGET
KEKED BY A NUGGET KEKED BY A NUGGET KEKED BY A NUGGET KEKED BY A NUGGET KEKED BY A NUGGET
Alright guys I'm heading off to the shitter, want me to grab anything for you while I'm there?
>filter nugget
>half the thread disappears
Time to enjoy the rest of the week.
they're tasty little morsels of deep-fried chicken.
Oh that'll be fun. Maybe some anons will get a chance to post their waifu.
I want to fondle hex maniac!
nuggets
Grab me some of that refreshing, cooled, water from the special cooling tank for drinking water on top of the toilet.
Its like the Yea Forums version of OOOORB or HOOOOYIP at this point, just screeching it again and again.
Me on the bottom
You need to calm down.
I've only ever watched a gameplay movie of that Catherine game. It looked pretty cool not gonna lie, with all the different endings and such.
This turbo retard mod only responds to reports when you do "illegal content" but doing that will get my IP range banned again. How about you actually fucking do your job and respond to the "off-topic" & "instigating flamewars" reports you useless cunt.
Cringe
Based.
Hex Maniac is at her best when she's being a dork, not some Sex Maniac.
but i'll be asleep by then!
>not wanting Hex Maniac to fondle you
Its like you're not even a shota.
details?
>spends his days learning to speedrun Pokemon typing games for children
This is the kind of autism I watch speedrunning for.
so succinct, AKA susan, AKA punchy, mistakenly believing that their silent hill 2 run was something MORE than a slog people had to sit through, felt like their run was minimized by a guy sitting beside him eating nuggets
Context?
>I'm both cringe and based
user im getting mixed signals
No!
Either way is fine, whoever fondles first.
>>spends his days learning
he really doesn't
he's the only runner for this game, he sucks at it, and he's not even doing anything other than typing fast
>but doing that will get my IP range banned again
That's called filing false reports friend, please use this new knowledge to minimize your phoneposting :)
muggets
Hex is too big!
Looks like this let's play is going overestimate
Advertising is against the board rules. Go away.
For half the game he doesn't need to type the Pokemons names correctly. He just mashes the keyboard. It's only on the 'harder' stages where he gets penalized for typos.
Lads, one of the character names for the Darkest Dungeon run is basically wide open to be picked cause no donations.
What should I name it?
But did you filter nuggies, nugs chicken tendies, chigglets, boneless fowl, and all the other variants which may trigger zxhe?
>overestimate
Send him to the gulag
WU-OH, BIG
I think that was the line I havent played Metal Slug in a long while
susan
So you actually report people in these threads? You're a fucking tattletale and worse than every drama fag here. You're even worse than punchi. Learn to ignore shit if you don't like it, it's not that hard.
Spam hundreds of reports for advertising. Literally hundreds. If they don't do their job from one report, which should be enough, then keep sending more.
Based and nugpilled.
nugget
>23 seconds over estimate
>unironically getting mad enough to report
first week huh?
UH GET OFF THE STAGE ASSHOLE
>japanese shadman
>nugpilled
This whole event seems 10x more awkward than GDQ, can't decide whether that's more entertaining or annoying.
Worse than Susan. Unless you actually are Susan or affiliated with Susan.
I might just focus on Typing of the Dead instead of the Sperging of the Thread.
>/>471527097
Getting people banned is my favourite part of shitposting though.
what class?
I want to battle Hex Maniac
No, he isn't.
>those faces
who thought this was ok?
Actually kill yourself. Honestly and truly, do it. Nobody should have to tolerate you and your retard ass any longer. Undertake every available method you can think of to kill yourself.
Leper.
Hex rhymes with sex!
how is it possible to go over estimate in a autoscroller?
QUICK
IS THE NEXT GAME WORTH STAYING UP FOR
Typing of the dead next nice.
shit meme gonna use my own shit meme name instead
You want Bunny Hex, I got em.
Hex is okay, but that other girl is not making eye contact like the artist probably intends to, just looks high af
Learn to form opinions for yourself. Or just kill yourself.
The highs are higher and the lows are lower. The run variety at ESA is top comfy.
Have you ever seen Typing of the Dead? Yes, the answer is yes. If you dislike it just bail but its going to be cool AND have a blindfold.
These greasy bugmen are disgusting.
abomination
i hope you posted myg0t on purpose cause that nigga killed himself lmao
A lot of the runs have just felt really underwhelming in general. Like, the runner is sometimes bad, but usually they're just boring. And nothing like, haha bad or entertaining bad, just slogs. The good ones though are usually really good though.
>there's so much bunny hex
oh my goooooooooooooooooooooood
FINNISH RUNNERS STRONGEST
no fucking way... Is that the nugget nigger commentating
Fucking ruined
Holy shit that was a fast fucking start
>Susan on the couch
Yea Forums is gonna freak lmao
OH NO HE'S ON THE SCREEN THEY'RE GONNA SAY THE N WORD NOW HELP ME AHHHHH
>punchy
didn't he change it to punchi with an i?
I'M GONNA DO IT
N
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T
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well done Yea Forums
RUNDAYOOOO
...
>susan on the couch
I'm guessing the amount of posts sucking his cock will have just dropped significantly.
FUCKING NIUGETS
>150wpm
>fast
Nah I think Susan is great, I'm just busy watching the run.
What's with this fucking hex maniac shitty partialism garbage dumping?
>pretty littlte paw
I fucking hate ESA now.
Well pokemon is over, so I guess I'll stop posting Hex.
More than half the posts already in this thread are breaking some rule.
>tfw in california
>tfw no hot speedrunner bf
Why even live?
>no bf to speedrun my big feet or my stinky chubby stomach
Oh no
help me
stream 2 can't start soon enough
That two letter word really fucked him up.
pop some adderall stay up and play Typing of the Dead Overkill like a maniac
or
go back to bed
The decisions that shape my life.
>comfy GTA SA run at noon
I'm so ready.
DONT COME
DONT COME
Was nice while it lasted.
outside of ZOOM the entire day is pure comfykino
Should get some sleep desu. Between stream 1 and 2 there's lots of good stuff to watch and maybe some fun stuff happens on the tournament stream as well.
Sleep and wake up in time for Yoshi's Story. The greatest speedgame of all time. Don't forget to restock on nuggets for the next day.
>tfw no bread gf
This is unacceptable
rakihiro is still shit. SHIT.
Inb4 one of the words in the game is
Nuggets
Josh is restreaming some of his old runs this week as well, in case ESA gets boring.
Al dente
>tfw I'll be missing all of this
Ah well, more to enjoy later when I watch the vods
Maybe someday I'll sort my robots to appease you, user.
HELP MEEE
HELP MEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
If thought this was a game about typing, not feels.
>All I do is look at balls all day long
W-what?
Man, that boss was some sad shit...
nugget
Not gonna lie as much as I fucking hate punchi for being a cunt piece of shit about everything he's acting okay during this run.
If he acted like this normally and didn't get all butthurt we wouldn't hate on the faggot.
I feel bad now, I think he might actually have a mental problem.
major yikes
some janny must be really buttmad at me for some reason
>that butt in jeans
Beach Hex.
he was a baseball umpire
they call balls and strikes
A wild Susan appears.
Having met the guy, he does act like this normally. He just tardrages at certain stuff and some people here have decided to let him live in their brains.
I know, right? Her circulation must be fucked. She'll have leg problems in a few years if she continues.
Friendly reminder that Magician has a GOAT theme
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Also that's the end of the Hex dump friends, hope you have a good night.
>that OST
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This game is just wonderful.
Night hexanon, hope to see you when pokemon yellow comes around.
cybernetic ninja zombies incoming
>sweaty, hairy armpits
>May I interrupt for a minute?
>figure it’s about a larger donation
>just a random partnership plug
Rough translations of this is she's basically asking you to squeeze her tits.
>Anyone but you
stupid sexy Magician
dorky in the streets, /ss/ in the sheets
Hivemind
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Farewell frens.
Great run
Loll the character actually has a keyboard holstered to his chest. That's hilarious.
shit I missed Pokemon Typing
>the cartoon falling sound effect
Was that in the original?
What are you getting at, user?
it was trash and over estimate to boot
It was pretty dull desu and im a huge pokefag. He went over estimate by about 20 seconds although that was due to a save corruption that caused a reset and a need to pause and get a DS charger.
If the doujins are anything to go by, she's got a thing for traps.
>feels good
KEK
Bolshevism
God, this game is a treasure.
Rate this run!
The entire game is also swapped out with silly stuff.
9/10
Top tier for sure
good shit
waiting for stream 2 playing vidya/10
no
>Without Chu again
I'm fucking done.
nine/ten
egoots/10
9/10 very fun. More people should play this game, it's like a bonus silly mode for the original. Kinda like how in that one Wii arcade shooter Ghost Squad or whatever, you could unlock a swimsuit mode and a ninja mode.
Pretty good.
WITHOUT
CHUUU
OOIUYIUUU ^.^ oh yeassss
JEW JEW JEW JEW
This song is cute
Taking HEX REQUESTS!
Typing of the Dead is always fun
HELP ME / 10
Without (Chu)
10/10 even with Susan the faggot commentating
WITHOUT CHU
who is this hex witch everyone is posting in here
some new pokemon gym leader?
jew jew jew?
chu
What's the matter, can't party to it?
Hex having public sex that's all happening with her dress obstructing what's going on to other oblivious people in the surrounding.
Let's Tap or Catherine Classic? I'm leaning towards Tap because I haven't played Catherine.
Was there any nugget incident after the very first two when he was commentating freedom planet?
>people actually rating that shitty run highly
Punchy defense force is pathetic
Wedding dress Hex Maniac.
Fairy trainer as her flower girl if you want to bother.
Is Chad here from last year?
why is this a thing? i only ever see /ss/ or pokephilia shit
This dude sounds exactly like Dennis Miller.
Hex wearing a very silly hat.
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Lets Tap has a crazy good soundtrack
I'm gonna watch Catherine since I like the game more.
He personally saw that all nugget donators were tossed in a fire
that game is fun to watch just for the random phrases
Pregnant Hex Maniac, happy and glowing with motherhood.
Shortstack Hex!
Is there a current working method to download Workshop items for a game you don't own on Steam? I want to download the dictionaries for Typing Overkill.
cute hex trying to flirt
what a fucking killjoy
*says the N word.*
Catherine is GOD tier
Am watching Cathy Cath
>the CHAD American vs the Virgin German
>snake poster is a nugget fag
Dude what happened to you man, you used to be cool
Cope.
There used to be a Temper/GreaseMonkey script that would let you download them. I don't know if it still works.
What does snek cloaca feel like?
The Catherine tournament at EVO is legit the best part of the whole event, you can't debate this.
I even stated it was still good even tho his faggot ass was there. The run was good. Nuggets
b u m p this question
Office lady Hex
gonna play xcom 2 with lewd snake ladies
CATHERINE IS BABEL PAIRS
ITS NOT THE CAMPAIGN, ITS BABEL PAIRS
A shota getting a buttjob from Hex
>haha i drive to my mailbox you know what i mean
>h-haha yeah
what does this even mean?
t. never played teh game before
Popular 4 part doujin series on sadpanda.
shove a raw chicken into a snakeskin handbag and then shove your dick into it and you'll know.
TACOS
I still want a PuzzlEVO to happen but it needs more games
Is there even a full all bosses bloodmoon DD speedrun?
Hex deserves a better bf
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS HEX CHARACTER YALL NIGGAS R SPAMMING?
So absolutely amazing then?
Yeah, the Puyo Puyo Tetris tourney at last EVO was really great too.
Haha that image
Perfect
Yea, but at least she seems pretty happy.
Agreed he's really rude to her
>Game has almost a thousand Pokemon of various shapes, sizes, styles and sapience
>Get grumpy when one of the female characters in this game is commonly shown getting fucked by a Pokemon
What?
yeah.
I avoid that stuff.
Short hair Hex.
When will a brave speedrunner step up and do NA Axis Mundi solo?
It's a side game with optional co-op
>YALL
It's probably two retards that can't find any other thread to spam this on.
Thank you for informing me this exists.
CUTE THREAD
She's been in since RSE at least, but with the updates she got a redesign.
The tits are because there was one that would sell you Moo Moo Milk, but there weren't any Miltank in her team or in the region. So it has to have come from somewhere.
The shota she's being drawn with is the new leader.
I'm a shota but I only touch other shotas. Especially when we hold hands.
I don’t get it. Fuck off with this faggotry.
Ahem
Bump furries
Bump the gays
Enhanced Steam Downloader, doesn't seem to work anymore. I'll keep looking. Might be something on Github.
are you getting worked up because i tagged "shit" on the end of that? i understood why that is a thing. i just don't understand why she would be into traps.
Because she has taste.
NEW RECORD
The game was a work of art, check some videos of the tracks
I'm surprised to find people who like Sega but still haven't played Transformed
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i gotta go to a funeral FUCK STOP DYING YOU FUCKS I WANT TO CHILL
traps are gay but traps are also only meant for straight men. this is law.
I love you all
I the entire Catherine game like this?
Two years ago Punchy was doing Silent Hill 2 run, and one guy in audience kept eating chicken nuggets. Punchy was visibly annoyed by this for some reason, so people kept making donations referencing the nuggets.
Other highlights from the run include him not being aware that donations would be read during it, and being annoyed that Swedish girl reading donations couldn't pronounce "Succinct" properly.
Burning Rangers has such a good soundtrack
You too
Hey guys next up is Let's Tap, not Let's Fap, haha.
imagine having a plumb, big titted 2d gf
Is he using two controllers?
>fell asleep right before typing of the dead
dammit. good night Yea Forums.
For me, it's Together
Woah what a cute snake
I TRIED TO WAKE YOU UP BUT YOU JUST WOULDNT OPEN YOUR EYES
E D G E
D
G
E
They're 30 minutes late!
You're 30 minutes early!
Watching high level Cathrine play is like sex.
>dabing within 20 seconds
i'm out
Catherine looks pretty fun, watching them climb is pretty kino.
You should really watch the competitive Catherine tourney at EVO this year if you can. That shit is insane.
>Not posting the squad mode
OP is a fag, and here is the squad mode. You can't hide the chat, and that's fucking gay twitch.tv
Watching Catherine runs legit makes me feel retarded. I beat this game and I'm such a scrub in comparison.
>when they fucking corkscrew around a block like monkeys
jeses fk
Leonis just turning away at the end makes this
Even crazier that he's controlling both characters.
I'm sure if you spend 300+ hours on Catherine you could do that stuff too
I wouldn't watch this if I couldn't hide the chat, I swear I click it on for 5 seconds and want kill my self from how fucking retarded it is.
>accidentally turn chat on
>screen instantly flooded with danLuLs and pogchamps
>NOPE
God I'm getting PTSD watching Catherine, I haven't played it since release but fuck this game.
New REC New REC New REC
That was some legitimate big brain shit
Yo sound retarded, just dont pay attention to the chat. Its like I share a board with children.
>estimated an hour
>beat it in 24
jesus
Based 35 minutes under estimate.
[MEATY WHACK]
is it a WR? Missed the run
SEXY CUTSCENE ON STREAM
Lol fuck you faggot
Have fun sharing half your screen with a bunch of twitch emotes dumbass.
How will stream 1 ever recover?
BASED CATHERINE SHOWING CLEAVAGE ON STREAM
>Lol
Yup I'm talking to a child.
Banned at GDQ
Catherine 100% run with cutscenes plz
Those two are the most stereotypical guys that I would see obsessing over a Catherine game
do you ever imagine the runner naked masturbating to the characters in the game he runs. i can't stop thinking about it.
Would you play Catherine with that nerd girl?
INCELS THINK HEX LOOKS LIKE AN ELEPHANT UNDER A BLANKET LOOOOOOL
REMINDER TO KILL ALL HEXFAGS KILL KILL KILL RIP THEIR THROATS OUT
Keep repeating yourself it doesn't make it true Zoomer.
New record?
dilate
Think so
I'm picturing the dude on the left dippin a hotdog into a jar of mayonnaise and eating it while the dude in middle plays the game in a gimp suit and the female on the right films it.
>dropping the whole stage and glitching the boss out
Holy fuck
>She loves it.
>not only do we get a great run, we get a nice exhibition
Good stuff
Girl on the right is triggered as hell.
Nice legs
>the more I play Catherine, the more I'm not keen on the story
How disappointing.
>creeped out by Catherine's story
Shit tier girl
Really enjoying Stream 2, doing a run then exhibition is the way to do it.
EW MALE-FOCUSED MEDIA
Has this girl not played the game or something?
Why sit on the crouch for a game that "creeps you out"
Would you tap that?
Jesus christ...
Someone post Fatlus comics.
Pretty sure she's joking.
Sleep tight
she's pretty ugly even for a speedrunners convention
It's always the ugly girls who get triggered by beautiful women.
yes
Would you tap that?
This is what HP Lovecraft had in mind when he wrote The Shadow over Innsmouth.
why is that i wonder? i like to look at big dicks and buffed bodies for example
he ran babel pairs
God yes.
does she have a nice ass?
Yes.
That's a butterface
Yes
Fuck yes!
NOT LIKE THIS
I've unironically fucked worse. However she had massive tits so it was worth it.
Sure.
wtf is this weeb shit on stream 1?
I want my Darkest Dungeon.
Does Darkest Dungeon make a good speedrun game? It's so RNG heavy. A race just seems silly.
Are these two related?
>not recognizing Lets Tap
I'm guessing you came to Yea Forums after 2009
The estimate is for the total including the showcase.
It's not Lets Tap. They showed like 5 min of some Sonic clone before cutting it.
Wait seriously? What the fuck, why?
>none of the characters come out looking particularly good
Damn lady, chill out
I'M EDGING ALREADY STOP TELLING ME
>literally frame perfect finish to avoid death
Goddamn
>playing multiplayer against himself
Based
I've never finished Darkest Dungeon. It's too long.
Comp. Catherine sounds pretty exciting tbqh famalam
they occasionally have small clips of glitches or other curiosities between runs if there's a long downtime period
I've neither, i super get into it for a few days and then stop.
The EVO tourneys are fucking INSANE.
Mountains defy the consuming sea.
It gets very repetitive at some point.
Same, I love the game but I never stay with it long enough to complete it, then do a fresh save when I get back in.
That was pretty good, for an Amer*can
That was great. Short, impressive run followed by a brief showcase of the cool stuff.
How many more sexy robots do you have? You've been posting for days now!
you boys ready to get /comfy/
Harry Potter or DD? I love DD but it's really not that impressive on a run, EXCEPT for the clutch stuff. HP on ps2 could be pretty broken
Really enjoyed Catherine, might even get it.
A lot, I've got plenty.
Show your folder
B E G O N E
T H O T
... go on
PS2 3D platformer, should have some broken shit in it.
Race is not very fun to watch
1,339, really needs some organizing though.
>three-man race
>three tiny ant screens
and I was just about to get comfy watching some darkest dungeon
Harry Pothead and the Sorcerer's stoned
420 blaze it faggots
dangerous levels of comfy incoming
based
God damn, the Darkest Dungeon stream is such a clusterfuck.
imgur com/a/igKRu
fuuuuuck, I wanted to watch Darkest Dungeon too.
Yeah it's way too much of a mess and not comfy. I'll watch Harri Pottah for a bit and then go bed.
Hairy Pot stream is maximum comfy rite naow
Yeah, fuck that stream. Thought DD would be neat, but there's way too much going on, can't focus.
Whoa, big gallery.
more dust, more ashes, more disappointment
Why the fuck did they change the name to sorcerer's stone?
American kids would read "philosophy" and think "lol what a gay."
>3 Discord buttfriends do their weekly race
>3 split view
>only up to Swineprince
Fuck this.
Burgers think philosophy is too snooty. It reminds them of reading.
>DD run
>it's actually a race
why is this allowed? It's hard to follow what's going on and I actually HAVE played teh game. Can't imagine what a clusterfuck this must be for the uninitiated viewer. All the hype runs continue to disappoint... monster hunter... darkest dungeon..
>darkest dungeon race
this is fucking awful
Fuck this Darkest Dungeon race
>speedrunners can justify playing one singleplayer game for rhousands of hours
>i can't justify to play for an hour after a long day
why am i like this
Yea, I've never seen the game before. Looks like a good game but the setup is a fucking disaster. I didn't even know what was going on on either antscreen.
Watching sum arry pottuh
autism vs adhd
I haven't been able to get myself to play any games in months/Almost a year now managed to play though devil may cry 1-3 and some game boy games from my childhood but that's about all I could manage. Might do a run through of the metal gear series if the games get too boring during marathon.
Many fall in the face of chaos, but not this one, not today.
New twin stick Virtual On fucking never
The remember all was such astupid idea.
>This thing will reminds yo , you forgot something
>No idea what you forgot
>Could just carry a note book instead and it way smaller
FUCK wizards.
It's a novelty item, calm down autismo.
>after a long day
I can't do that either. I just stare at the wall dreading tomorrow, actively thinking about ways to severely harm myself and get some settlement so I don't have to work.
Good thing I'm a NEET now though. Play game all day every day.
Sega end up doing everything again at some point. I wouldn't be surprised to see a remaster / new HD game with online and whatnot.
I can't believe I just listened to somebodies life story about how they found a trick behind playing quidditch...
This shouldn't be a fucking run
Can't read any of the text
No idea whats going on
Nothing is explained properly
This is really chill, shame there's only a dozen or so watching live here at the venue. I love this game
It's a joke user.
Honestly I was expecting a reply about squibs.
Why do ESA have them boring long games, its like all the games AGDQ avoid so they can maintain some fun, ESA was boring
Catching this type of runs at 4 am it's why I watch ESA. This is so fucking comfy.
Are you the bald dude sitting next to the qt or are you the guy with the shirt.
>pre-teens play a game in which you fly on a broom 100 feet off the ground with a magic ball of iron that chases you and knocks you off
This is some chuunin exam shit.
haah waaw 2 or harry potter?
yep, now THAT was a shit run, people were talking shit about the RE4 run but at least you can see and understand what was happening easily and it wasn't like they are 3 butt buddies jerking each other off
>implying he's not the qt
I'm in the elgato hat and GTAMarathon shirt at the back of the audience
>people were talking shit about the RE4 run
What happened? I missed it
>all this dumbass sliding
Lmao this run is pretty nice
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Can you feel it user?
Oh god the spinning.
Man these arry pottah games are something else.
>making the viewers puke
Based.
They're onto you. Reddit bitcoin ninjas approaching from all directions, don't ask me how I know. You need to hide ASAP.
>hex maniac fan art is all huge tits and ass
>actually flat as a board
wtf
Really makes my tummy go guru guru mawaru..
>it's an ice level
HOW QUICKLY
the runner was a meme spouting reddtior who browsed r/Yea Forums and the couch had 2 staff members, he said a lot of cringey shit and the couch made fun of him but the whole thing was pretty funny overall
they offended some twitterfags so now the 2 staff members are banned for 2 years
When do porn artists ever stay in proportion?
The runner and his couch just couldn't stop giving each other the bed eyes every other minute. You could feel the sexual tension between them and it made everyone incredibly uncomfortable.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
lets kick all's himars butt
Maybe they'll see me posting and extend my ban lmao
That goblin looked like he wanted to ask Harry for the chaos emerald.
>r/Yea Forums
When you don't want to lose the (you)'s
kek
What's happening is part of a phenomenon I wrote about a couple of years ago when I was asked to comment on licensed games. I went to fucking Gamestop and bought and played a copy of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." I suffered a great deal in the process. The writing was dreadful; the gameplay was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the game would lag and eat my inputs. I began marking on the back of an envelope every time this happened. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Harry Potter games are so governed by corporate imagery rather than quality programming that they're unplayable.
But when I wrote that in a newspaper, I was denounced. I was told that children would now play only Harry Potter, and I was asked whether that wasn't, after all, better than playing nothing at all? If Harry Potter was what it took to make them pick up a game, wasn't that a good thing?
It is not. "Harry Potter" will not lead our children on to Romero's "Doom" or his "Quake" It will not lead them to Kamiya's "Bayonetta" or Kojima's "Metal Gear" or Caneghem's "Might and Magic."
Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Randy Pitchford. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Borderlands." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to play Pitchford's games.
>You undermined me!
>She replied both to a person and back to herself.
>She undermined herself and is unconsciously admitting it.
>Wake up
>Catherine race
FUCK YEAH
good morning lads
>Ahh, Mr. Potter. SnooPINGAS usual I see.
It’s beca she sells you milk at some point, so she became associated with it and this giant tits
this framerate makes me wanna throw up
Why wouldn't you play this on xbox one with bc?
Good morning.
I tried.
zoomer begone
>Your detention for sneaking out at night and raising a dragon is to go into the Forest of Death
What are magic lawsuits like in Hogwarts?
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FASTER
I can't believe I read all that.
>Perfect loop on the bottom right gem
I like it
What good runs have I missed in the last 10hours?
Was Crystal randomiser, good?
Yes.
American vs European physique
overflowing soul
WUOAH MY HEAD'S SPINNING
me on the right
>reach
>zoomer
me on the left
There are no lawsuits ever since house hitlerdor disappeared house shekeldor
Which Virtual-ON games can be emulated/played on PC?
>tfw no yaya
Remember the 6 million house points.
yaya a shit tho.
And it shall be there.
Hogwarts is an OSHA nightmare. Can you imagine what China Hogwarts looks like
The Forest of Death is just one long escalator.
This tournament is great
twitch.tv
>Playing FPS with a controller
Why?
/speedgaming continues to bring the best runs? last nights alttp randomizer was cluuuuutch
>Trying to navigate that one tall room with the moving staircases
SO CLOSE!
Is there a schedule for this? Loved the SA chaos run yesterday.
I haven't been watching this stream, any good VODs?
>Is there a schedule for this?
No idea actually, there should be
San Andreas was great
PINNED
There's the speedgaming schedule, but it just says ESA tournament run, not the specific runs.
speedgaming.org
>chess with friendly fire
ok?
speaking of SA chaos does anyone know where I can get that mod? it looks fun as fuck
I'll just watch the tournament runs later if they're on Youtube. Twitch has chapters at least.
DRAW HOLY FUCK
The guy just finished it before ESA as far as I understood. He said he would finish it some time after the marathon.
Can big fat Crispy win it?
Upload it some time after the marathon I mean.
I'm guessing the other streams are not from the venue?
No, just the usual speedgaming stuff.
H O W E V E R
What's the SA chaos mode relay? I just started watching and they didn't explain it [yet?].
oh sweet, where's he gonna upload it?
>Charlotte will never touch your hand
Life is suffering, bros
RESET
THE
BRACKET
Joshimuz and KZ_Frew coaching people who don't play the game to get through Los Santos with random effects hapening when the blue bar at the top runs out.
>Crispy dying there
Holy fuck lmao
>coming down to the final game of the grand finals after a bracket reset
Based Catherine tourney
Heh
Oh fuck is that where that meme comes from, it finally clicked.
FAT FUCK CRISPY WINS
I think the american won the Catherine tournament
Holy shit that autist playing Super Hexagon
Super Metroid any% up next
The absolute final round on the final game on the bracket reset of the grand finals. That tourney could not have been better.
This is way better than GDQ. Three comfy streams to choose from.
POUNDING THAT BRUTE ASSHOLE
Nice view
Fuuuck I need to sleep.
SMACK THAT ASS FOR ME
CHOOOOOOOOOOKE
>Slytherin sits dignified, quiet in their celebration
>Grinffshits have a full-blown chimpout
Awful Block II: Nugget Boogaloo?
Holy shit this Halo 2 skip lmao
>he's watching halo
lmaoing very hard rn
When did Halo become all about taint punching?
>watching Super Basedtroid
This is actually really cool but it looks hilarious
Dude with yellow headphones looks 15.
The Potterverse is such a fucking nightmare to live in, once you start thinking about it. How was the run?
tfw no big tiddy hex maniac gf
>just drive a banshee into the fucking wall to activate the trigger to fight the final boss
Lmao
cmon dude be done already
Migrate
(hope I did this correctly)
>Wrist slapping intensifies
This is a PROFESSIONAL event, guys!