Now that the final two fighters are confirmed to be Reimu and Doomguy, what are you expecting from season 2 of Smash DLC? More third parties, or should Nintendo focus on 1st party?
Now that the final two fighters are confirmed to be Reimu and Doomguy...
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I'm thinking you mean these two.
>confirmed
How come no one's talking about Nintendo's newest crossover fighter? It's rumoured to have guest characters from Tekken, Soul Calibur, Street Fighter, Dark Stalkers, Virtua Fighter, Dead or Alive and SNK.
Ryu, Chun Li, King, Heihachi, Morrigan, Felicia, Kasumi, Ryu Hayabusa, Akira, Jacky, Nightmare, Yoshimitsu
>Reimu
Get cancer and die weeb
Go tell that to the rest of the 100+ weeb threads on Yea Forums.
There is no season 2.
Fuck off Tabbender
Whats with you and latching onto Based Picks, Reimu? Didn't you two have a break up a while back? What's with you trying to push it still; Beats me.
That doesn't change the fact that your le niche bullet hell character has no chance of getting into the most popular crossover ever made. Normies would be furious.
Jill and Doom Slayer
These are the only two characters left that would make as much news as the others.
Why are you still latching onto Shadow when he's already an assist trophy?
Wrong Image?
Close call!
Thought I'd dig into my Nostalgia Bin for a bit, Seeing Reimu reminded me of the good 'ol days. Besides, Someone's gotta step up to them since Original Otisposter retired.
Rent free.
DUHHH LLOYD!!!! DUHHH CRASH!!???!!1 RAYMOO!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU ROSTERFAGGING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR LLOYD WRIGHT THE GREEN FUCKER REIMU DOOMGUY PORKY SYLUX NAKORURU CRASH GORDON GENO I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRASH WRIGHT STEVE DOOMGUY BASED NAKORURU REIMU GORDON KASUMI DOOMGUYY GENO LOL LLOYD!!! SYLUX!!!1 GREEN FUCK!! LE DOOMGUY!!!! I AM LEAKER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM DLC CHARACTERS LEAKERS GOING LEAKING AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE SMASH THREADS SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU ROSTERFAGGER I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS A LEAK ISNT IT?? DOOMGUY CRASH NAKORURU KASUMI GORDON GOKU PORKY LEAKER LEAKER LLOYD SYLUX REIMU GREEN FUCK GENO RAYMAN TRAAAAASH!!!!!!
The way I judge a character's DLC chance is by imagining how a youtuber would react to them. Imagine someone like Etika or whoever the fuck reacting to Reimu. They wouldn't even know who that is. Now apply that to 90% of the rest of the smash fanbase. If a character isn't groundbreaking these days nobody will buy it. Your literal whos aren't getting in, sorry.
Reposting from last thread, here are the reasons why the following "characters" aren't going to be in Smash:
>Monster Hunter
Already represented in game with Rathalos. Wouldn't be exciting or surprising if revealed. Capcom has better potential reps
>Amaterasu
More irrelevant than Banjo. Uninteresting literal who to every region. Capcom has better potential reps
>Phoenix Wright
No move set potential. Prove me wrong. He's not a blank slate like certain Smash characters. Don't pull shit out of your ass.
>Reimu
Literal who. Doesn't even have a official series logo. Generic anime girl. The new Steve
>Agumon
Design is too boring and generic. Would be neat, but started as a digital pet toy, barely even a video game
>Kasumi
Wouldn't get in before Ryu Hayabusa. Boring design, uninteresting move set. Not worth dealing with CERO
>Llyod Irving
Boring anime character. Expecting three JRPG protags in the same Fighter's Pass? Fuck out of here.
>Sylux, Porky, Byleth
Not expecting anything 1st party in the current Fighter's Pass. Porky would be cool, I guess
>Undertale anything
Doesn't need an explanation. You're a retard if you expect Sans and brain dead if you expect Frisk/Chara
>Rayman
Spirit, also boring as sin
>RE rep that isn't Leon
Personal bias, I guess, but Leon has a lot more personality than the other RE reps. Also starred in a game recently. Probably won't got any of them since I doubt they'd get Paul Mercier back to voice Leon.
>Steve
Not as popular as Minecraft. Boring character with a boring move set. Works better as a stage.
>Heihachi
Was rooting for him initially but in hindsight, is pretty boring. Both VAs are dead. Let the character rot in PSASBR
>Klonoa
More irrelevant than Banjo. Wouldn't get in before Crash
>Kos Mos
Fucking who? Seriously, who bitch this is?
>Morrigan, Mai, Nakoruru
Two are a CERO nightmare and the other is a literal who. You do the math
Expect characters people actually want like Kratos and Crash
Is Touhou the most successful independent game from Japan?
The same can be said about Hero
Reminder that this is your future.
>Someone's gotta step up to them
>by posting pictures of gay hedgehogs, transgender cows, or whatever other cringey anthros you and your kin masquerade as
And how exactly are you helping?
Well it's certainly iconic to you since it seems to be up there for free.
>says Crash is a good choice
>When he's even deader than Banjo with less moveset potential
>b-b-but his bazooka he uses in the shitty Activision games
No! All crash does is spin and slide. Banjo doesn't have a thing from Nuts and Bolts, why would they bring up newer shitty games for Crash?
>b-b-but Sonic just spindashes
And? You're willing to accept mediocre movesets for your cereal mascot made just to counter Mario? Pathetic
How come we can't have three anime swordfighters but we can have two 90's platformer western animal characters? Crash and Banjo are almost identical design wise.
Minecraft Steve? More like Minecraft SEEETHE!
>471526861
>b-b-but his bazooka he uses in the shitty Activision games
it was in since Warped, which was released in 1998 retard.
Reminder that Todd Howard and Jeff Kaplan are the last remaining fighters
>471526879
not arguing with you again fag
Who the fuck is Reimu? Who the fuck cares?
>Reimu had a crossover appearance with Kirby in another Bandai Namco title
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>Bandai Namco has experience with the Touhou series
>Bandai Namco also made remixes of Touhou music
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>Bandai Namco also has licenses to Touhou fan music
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>Touhou is a pop culture phenomenon in Japan with two major conventions every year
>Sega and Nintendo sold arrange CDs at Reitaisai
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>ZUN had officially given Nintendo a license, allowing Band Brothers players to upload music based on all Team Shanghai Alice albums
>3 Touhou fangames and an official spin-off is coming to Switch fairly soon
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>Leak mentions Rare Replay which was confirmed by Sabi, a very credible insider to be true, mentions DQ ports a month before DQ11's port got its release date announced and also mentions Touhou ports which are coming fairly soon
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Reimu is pits.
Sad part is, that guy in your image is absolutely correct.
>doesn't know reimu
>>/i/funny
You're a joke, Tabbender.
>471527351
and that guy is (you) fag
Falseflagger
Talk to me like a human fucking being, weeb trash.
He's not, but I'd much rather have Spyro. At least he looks unique.
>Mario
Kill yourself retard, he'd just be a Dr. Mario clone
Mario, will never, ever be in Smash
Nah, you're just a dumbass and a disgrace to all Reimufags.
>IP count doesn't change
>471527528
>Spyro
2 games received poorly in JP and didn't bother porting the 3rd one. Not getting in.
Nice DeviantArt render of Mario. Mario hasn't been relevant since The Wizard.
not confirmed faggot
here's a (You)
Cringe
Based
>everyone who calls me out for being retarded are samefags
Shut the fuck up, Tabbender
Doshin got robbed of a fucking stage
>disgrace to all reimufags
nah, you mean the anti-characterfags that pretend to be Reimuposters to make them look bad
If you think I'd disgrace my family name by LARPing as a little anime retard, you're genuinely delusional. Who the FUCK is Reimu?
based mariochad
Go back to your discord already
Wait, source?
(You)'s are not upvotes, dumbass redditor.
user... Stop giving me a...
armpit fetish...
>redditor
rent free, that guys a fag.
>He doesn't know who Reimu is
Go back
All the same guy, Go back to your Discord, Tabbender, No one likes you, Not even Reimufags.
>Detractors think he's cancer
>Reimufags think he's a bigger cancer
>Even if Reimu did get in, it wouldn't change the fact that pretty much anyone who knows Tabbender hates Tabbender
>Is a paranoid fuck who can't learn to not take bait
>Likes Homestuck
>Is French
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF TABBENDER
I'm very happy you have this list. Honestly ever since the Stevoids got BTFO this June (I would even argue this April) I've no longer participated in these article, but watching from the sidelines and seeing other characters made me realize how many shit characters people route for that have literally no chance in this game. I know there are plenty of game characters that people hold dear to their hearts, hell, I held on to the only pick I wanted for quite awhile until he got in and some characters like Rayman I think don't belong on this list, but sometimes people have to realize that the characters they are routing for is honestly not Smash material. Even though that's ambiguous, some characters are, but people have to realize that there are others that are more likely to fit, I thought this for a while prior to E3 and was actually having second thoughts on who should be in instead of who I want. This changed after the Shinobi leak though.
>1 Minute apart
Don't resist.
Why did it take so long for you to show it?
Weeaboo trash will always be trash. You got lucky with Joker, but that's all you are going to get.
>Take screenshot
>Wait a few more seconds to post
>Set it to auto
Geez I wonder why
I don't think you have to Shadowpost unless you can still get fun out of it
No matter what you do, Reimufags will hate his guts even more
Buddy, do you think he just has that screencap ready? Probably not, cropping takes a least a minute on a phone... which makes him a phone poster, but regardless.
I'm gonna go from this thread. You should go back to your discord to.
Falseflagging faggots begone.
Is this Reimu cuck the new Steve and Crash the new Banjo or something?
Fucking based
Shut the fuck up already, Tabbender.
I still get some fun out of it, I miss the days when Yea Forums wasn't fuckin schizo all the time
>Discord this
>Discord that
Really missing when Smash threads were just banter
... would Sakurai really let a character like this in... in a Nintendo game no less. And before you say Joker, no, Sakurai took a lot of liberties and design choices from Persona, so as sort of a thank you for inspiration him and Nintendo decided to add him, he even got a special animation like no other.
Relax, it's only a meme image.
Sakurai let Kirby with Reimu in another game.
Reimu belongs in MUGEN and Doom guy belongs in MK
Reimu really doesn't even need dedicated shitposters or antifags when Tabbender is already such a dumbass by himself.
Wasn't that after Sakurai left HAL and the Kirby franchise... or... I don't know. Honestly, ever since Banjo, anyone can join at this point.
user... I... Can't... Resist...
Post... More...
I keep opening these threads hoping at least one new thing. One new idea. Anything.
I was wrong once again.
at least give us proper reasons for all characters listed. Saying "doesn't need explanation" is not a valid reason.
>expect character people actually want like kratos
neck yourself. Crash is the most likely.
they didn't confirm anything your fucking retard
Stop with the Reimushit. Y'all literally the new Ashleyfags. No one wants your shitty waifu pick.
If you insist.
Feels like if your character wasn't circlejerked during Smash 4, they don't matter
I don't understand how Bayo won the ballot with all these picks people have been dying for just now getting in
I do.
You're right user. Reimu is a huge bitch and is gonna bully everyone in the roster. There's no way Sakurai would allow that!
check this 5
close, check this 7
close, but my 3 will btfo of you
If 7 Leon and Kasumi are your final newcomers
>Literal who anime girl and Doom Guy
why is there always a catch.
>Kasumi
If anything, we'd get Ryu from Ninja Gaiden.
if 6, Crash and Doomguy are DLC and Geno is a bonus DLC character.
Sorry but this 5 goes out to Leon and Crash
4 and the final two will be waifu picks
if 8, Crash and Ryu Hayabusa
this 8 refutes that
Wrong and Wrong
This 35 goes out to the Metal Gang
Based
Based, if 6 reimu is one of the two
>[citation needed]
7 and Crash is in
>When he's even deader than Banjo
>Has had 4 of his games remade in the last 3 years and Banjo only gets a figurine for his troubles
Though I can't personally argue against move set potential, that's what I believe to be Crash's biggest weakness.
Ruined.
Wow... I want to... Lick... Them...
I gave you reasons for more than half on that list. Like I said, if you need me to explain to you why Sans and Frisk won't make it as DLC, you're literally a brain dead retard.
Of course you had to ruin their chances by throwing faggot Geno in there.
>takes your 4
nothing personal kid
5 and one of them is Asuka
If 7 he's in
If 3 Goku and Doom Guy
If 1 Reimu and Shadow get married
7 and Dovakiin and Reimu are the final two
If 06 Sonic from 06 gets in along with the entire 06 OST
BASED
As a pit aficionado I gotta say this is weak.
I can barely see the meat!
I'll be taking that back.
BASED AND GOKUPILLED
Finally, if this post ends with a even number it's Kid Goku, odds it's blue Jobku
If five KOS MOS AND SANS
When poster below gets a 4 Leon and Crash are your final DLC characters
It's fucking happening
You're a fucking idiot.
Crash is already in
>KOS MOS AND SANS
Why would you even scare us with such shitty reddit picks?
Didn't wanna have to bring this one out but... I need that 7, CZECH EM
8 and blue reimu is in
3 and this comes true
Who the fuck is Tabbender?
>tfw i genuinely like the idea of reimu in smash but all these rosterfag shitposting niggers like OP keep trying to force this steve 2.0 meme
She's not even my most wanted, either, it just fucking sucks.
If 9, PC-98 Reimu.
7 and it comes true
I guess some Dragonborn character? Regardless, to replace fucking Doom Guy with that fucker should be a bannable offense.
>6
lmao
Just embrace it, Steve was on my list but pretty low and I ended up embracing steveposting and I had a lot of fun ruining rosterfag threads for everyone else
What the hell is a "KOS MOS."
Reimu shitposters have been doing this since before the game came out. They were even shitposting about her even before the stinky steve meme was created. This was back when all the faggots have been asking for Ashley, Hat Goomba, Reimu, and Geno.
Steveposting was at least relatively funny thanks to the ugly as fuck model and what people did with it. There's no good equivalent with Reimu.
Some literal who Xenogear character. Why anyone would want more anime Xeno reps is beyond me.
Ya'll got BTFO though and made yourself look like the biggest clowns on Yea Forums... Looking back, those were the good days though.
>shitposting and spamming a bad meme is better than rosterfaggotry
yeah no. You're the problem
Oh, more anime trash that only fedora wearing cucks want so they can beat their meats to the hentai that is made... grand...
Post E3 rosterfag threads have just devolved into people trying to recreate old trends.
Get this 98 for PC-98 Reimu.
I know I am the problem, I just don't give a fuck because Yea Forums is total garbage anyway. Pissing in an ocean of piss isn't a big deal.
PC-98 Reimu would be a pretty cool alt costume.
ALRIGHT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S TIME
IF THE PERSON 3 POSTS BELOW THIS' GETS A 7 THEN YOUR FINAL NEWCOMERS ARE CANCELLED ALONG WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF NO MORE SMASH
please
Pls
It's literally just shitposters picking the last of the non-deconfirmed shit characters to shit up the board with.
If Reimu ever actually got in, I would fully expect her PC-98 design to be an alt.
Wanna bet faggot?
GODDAMNITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Season 2 First parties.
Porky
Cooking Mama
Meowth
Hat Goomba
and then for the last one they ditch first parties trend and drop Eggman
What if keeps getting fighter passes for the next decade?
Last one, If 0-6 and 8-9 Are chosen for my post numbers ending, Shadow NEVER gets in.
Hey man you don't seem too happy, How about I reroll for you friend :)
I do miss the old "Banjo vs Steve" posts with the smug Erdrick chiming in occassionally and ironically switching sides just days away before E3. It was like a story and time that will never be recreated again. Remember the dumbass Discord chats that the Stevoids made to target Banjo threads, which then got exposed. Stuff like that is something a writer wouldn't even come up. Or how E3 was the "Civil War" of all leaks.
HEY NIGGERS
COME UP WITH FIGHTERS PASS 2
HARDMODE: AT LEAST THREE CHARACTERS HAVE TO BE FROM NINTENDO-OWNED SERIES
It's alright, I'll never get a 7 anyway.
Things never change.
I dunno
>Mach Rider
>Porky
>Doshin the Giant?
>Wave Race rep (Bonus)
Just spitballing here.
Mega Man X
Sutte Hakkun
Saki
Niko Bellic
Geno :)
Oh and a Borderlands rep because fuck itm
Why is everyone who plays this game online constantly trying to "disrespect"? I'm fighting a Marth and he has SD'd like three times across as many matches trying to go for the same unsafe recovery punish. Guys name is literally "DISRESPECT" and he teabags the few times he actually KOs me.
Dillon
Lip
Chibi-Robo
Beat
Amitie
Bonus for buying the whole pass: Doshin the Giant stage.
If 9 this is your smash 6 roster
Because they think it's funny... do it back if they are being an ass.
These should be combined for
Way too based to be true sorry
if 0 porky and crash get in
7 and Dante is in
>Retard falseflagging as me again
Woah there, I sure am living rent free up there huh?
Sorry you fake discord logs and poll hijack failed and Wright IP spamming was discovered dude, maybe if you were a bit less retarded you would have done better
You do realize there's 2 characters left right? Speculating on 2 characters isn't latching on anything, it's literally speculating about the end of the pass
Nakajima is a national treasure.
More like the other way around at this point. I'm not haing on Crash but he's being used by anti-characterfags a lot. Reimu isn't.
Fuck off Back to Discord, Tabbender already left stop trying to continue spreading his shit
>LEON
STOP TRYING TO SMASH THAT ANIME GIRL AND INSTEAD SUPER SMASH MY SISTER!
>Thinking anyone is gonna buy into his falseflag
You're pathetic my dude. You can't even emulate the way I post and use reaction images properly.
Don't you have some polls to rig or some shit?
>Makes a fake discord image
>DUDE I'M TOTALLY THE REAL TABBENDER
discord.gg
retard
Why are you advertising a server?
Because the post I screencapped is literally on it?
Seems like your trying to bait me into something
Sorry, but it’s actually these.
>dragon quest hero being a square enix rep means that neku is literally never ever tier now
FUCK
This is (You) rn
Just quit it bro, find something more useful to do with your time than falseflag as people.
Legitimately the WORST timeline right there.
You sound like your falseflagging yourself man, What's the link to, Your Anti-Reimu discord? No one's buying it.
Nobody wants cucktos
Samest faggotry I've ever seen
Some of those are literally less than a minute apart user. He's just that retarded and salty over his poll hijack attempt failing.
Oh boy I like how you edited some of the yous out. When will you faggots stop trying to force fake wars in every single fucking thread Reimu this Doomguy this Shut up already No one but you and your discord friends give a single shit about these stupid wars you fabricate all of the fucking time
Don't you ever get tired of having pretend arguements in fucking Smash Bros threads on an Image forum? Does it ever get boring to you when you and your friends go day to day arguing over fucking Smash Bros? It's tiring to me and I don't even partake in your shitty made up fantasy wars Just stop man, It's embarassing, you guys don't look cool you look like autists. No one buys into your samefag wars except the people you're friends with, yet you guys do this all the time. Did Steve getting annexed force you guys to move to thousands of different fucking characters? you guys are pathetic
I've had this grudge each time I step into these fucking threads to see you people arguing, you guys aren't fucking cool. When will you grow up Why are you like this, You guys are worse than fucking Sonic Autists or Undertalefags or Crashfags or fucking /vg/ threads. Give it a rest for one fucking day. Since no one has had the balls to type any of this out to you and your friends I have to
Just stop, Please.
Well Fuck Man. Thats a Handful.
Nigger i'm literally like you, trying to stop antifaggotry, that's why they're fighting back by name calling me and falseflagging as me
You have a point.
I don't even know what a tabender is nor do I care.
Can't you rosterfags shut up?
Give it a fucking rest already, I'm not buying you and your friends fucking shit STOP
I don't care which imaginary side you and your friends are on as you LARP against eachother. Wait for your fucking character to get in if you even do want them, I got mine you'll get yours, STOP
Why would I lie?
She's in.
This is the last you I'm giving you
STOP. Grow up.
/thread
Leonfag here, You're right man. I wish these guys would fuck off. They keep trying to force wars where there are none and won't stop even when called out. Here's to trying to clean up Smash threads!
>started as a digital pet toy, barely even a video game
Mr. Game and Watch literally destroys this “argument”.
THIS GAMES WINNER IS...
My dick
Every character can be Smash material.
Absolutely, positively based, and I couldn’t have said it better. Tabender needs to fuck of and kill himself A S A P. this is exactly why nobody like Reimu or touhou, because if it weren’t enough that it’s the nichest series on the planet, it’s also the most autistic fanbase on the planet.
Just end yourself already reimufags.
You know it’s some autism and obsession when the first word typed on this “timeline” is Anti-Reimuposters.
You guys know Doom isn’t happening right
>Now that the final two fighters are confirmed to be Reimu and Doomguy
>season 2 of Smash DLC
shut the fuck up you giga faggot
Reimufags DEMOLISHED
And I wanted to get a good night sleep too..
Okay this is based
>MacChads are the best
Always the king, baby.
God DAMN it feels good for reimufags to get put in their place.
bump
This
That's because Reimu was their targed before they extended to other characters
Here see? The guy's still trying to shill the narrative that reimufags are the problem.
No one cares
You sure cared enough to reply.
The entire thing is fucking fake, these threads are just 5-8 morons trying to manipulate public opinion to want their characters. Do not let them present the narrative that it’s “Doomchads vs Reimufags”, they’re all the same shit.
This entirely. I just want it to end.
>Actually thinking Doomguy could get in
There's no way you could make a character who rips demons in half and cuts people open with chainsaws fight Kirby and Mario in an E10+ game. That's a PR disaster waiting to happen.
It's literally one guy trying to push against Reimu and to include anyone debunking his shit to his narrative
Bayonetta feeds Angela into meat grinders
But Bayonetta isn't a series based around gore. It vulgar and has its moments, but it's nowhere close to DOOM.
TABBENDER
>one of the most popular Nintendo characters on polls
>has a massive reputation behind him
>would be recognise on a global scale than tooooohuuuus
>would cuase many people to quit
Why would it not be SANS at this point?
>Cuck
>Goes and fucks a giant and fathers a God.
Wife's Son posting makes no sense since people have actually played the game.
I think it's very unlikely that Kratos happens, especially because of PSASBR, but it'd be cool. Crash I think is almost a given.
But sans isn't a Nintendo character you dunce.
>Porky would be cool, I guess
shit taste porkycuck, stopped reading here
He is seen as one in Japan according to polls run by Famitsu.
He's up there among Kirby, who is number one if I remember correctly.
ok i guess...
4th character will be Dr Waluigi
5th character will be Dark Iwata
>mariofags thinking he'll get in
NEVER
EVER
>Phoenix Wright no move set potential
Tell that to Marvel vs Capcom. If they can figure out a moveset for him I have no doubt Sakuari could
*AHEM*
He’s in.
I think we found our new Otis to help fight against the reimu menace.
Bump
>Joker
Based
>DQ mc
Boomer weeb shit
>Banjo
Boomer bait
>Reimu
Literal who
>Doomguy
Delusional
Kys op
Seething
Contra got revived so he's in.
Bro, Joker is easily the worst character is the OP
Based and contrapilled
I’ve never even heard of Doom guy’s name being brought up until after Sakurai said the DLC was decided on
>needing to announce what character you avatar behind
youre no better than them
So he's like Joker then?
I’ve heard it since before ultimate was even at E3 LAST year.
This thread is dumb and big gay. Give me some of your trailer ideas, I know you autists already had some in mind. Go full retard, can't get more autistic than the shit above.
Milk-BOSATU deconfirmed Reimu, so you are getting these but Lloyd is with a female character named Colette.
>nintendo direct based around an orange box re-release for the switch, with all three games ported to source 2
>all three games have gyro aiming
>tf2 has as much content as the PC version and is updated beside it, with all items accessable via linking your steam account
>this direct is set alongside the heavy update for tf2
>at the end of the direct a remastered version of meet the heavy plays
>when heavy finishes explaining his minigun in full detail, he looks straight torwards the camera and asks "Any questions?"
>camera slowly pans around to show Mario, Snake, Pac man, and Link sitting in a set of chairs listening to the heavy
>both link and snake look very impressed with heavy's arsenal
>pac man just looking around with a big goofy smile
>mario shakes his head and gives a thumbs up
>camera goes back to a close up to heavy's face
>"Hah, good."
>tf2 main theme's ticking starts playing
>heavy lifts his minigun and knocks his chair and box to the side, spinning up his gun
>THE HEAVY WEIGHS IN
Imagine believing Milk-BOSATU unironically
Based heavy chad
>trailer starts with a shot of a peaceful forest
>the silence is immediately broken by engine noises
>it's Wario driving fast
>a wooden box can be see tied up to his bike
>a bright light is chasing him from the sky
>the light shoots him multiple times but he manages to dodge
>meanwhile, in another part of the forest, an intense fight between Lucario and Greninja is happening
>Wario's bike gets hit on the back wheel
>he loses control and drives off a cliff, down a hill
>meanwhile Lucario is charging his aura sphere while Greninja charges his water shuriken
>as the two fighters launch their attacks, Wario falls right in between them
>there is a huge explosion and pieces of the bike are seen flying everywhere
>the box is launched through the air and opens on impact
>a small, black and white orb rolls out of it
>Lucario and Greninja confusely approach Wario
>he is fine, just dizzy from the explosion
>the lightbringer slowly floats towards the ground, catching their attention
>as that happens the orb begins to glow and move on its own
>it is attracted to the being like a magnet
>it orbits this character as its colors change to red and white
>the character is revealed as the splash screen happens
>REIMU SETTLES THE INCIDENT
There would be a post trailer scene with Reimu drinking tea by the shrine alongside the (patched up) fighters. Judging by how the last two trailers went though I imagine that a Reimu vs Galleem trailer would be more fitting.
>Can't get more autistic than the shit above
Is this a challenge?
>Trailer starts with King K. Rool hitting the titantron from the end of the Ken/Incineroar trailer.
>Pans down to show Ken, Little Mac, Villager, Bowser Jr, ect in the audience licking their wounds.
>King K. Rool drops and crushes Bowser Jr for comedic effect.
>Show Incineroar posing and hamming up the crowd until he notices something
>Turn to show something bulging out of the air
>Incineroar takes a closer look only to get clocked by the emerging steel chair ripping through the air
>Walking through the makeshift entrance the title card appears
>"BEOWULF Rings the Bell"
>Gameplay
>After gameplay all the Koopa Kids are trying to lift K. Rool off Jr, only to have Incineroar tossed on top of him.
Man I godda say, that moveset image makes no fucking sense what so ever. Why does the heavy have an energy-based shoulder bash? Why is the meter a giant sandwich instead of the actual sandvich meter in the game? Why does he look like a yoshi’s island enemy? Why is his final smash THAT SHIT instead of literally anything else? I mean come on he has uber charging he could use for it. Also it seems a bit weird that the heavy’s main weapon is delegated to a single special move.
There arent enough interesting first parties left to make a pass, third parties are much more interesting and open up way more possibilities.
>There arent enough interesting first parties left to make a pass
Name five
You cant
Porky, Sylux, Adeleine, Gen 8 Pokemon, rep for the new Zelda game, FE:TH rep, Poochy
They have enough desu
>Why does the heavy have an energy-based shoulder bash?
Variety, probably. Having his special attacks be shoot and shoot harder would be lame.
>Why is the meter a giant sandwich instead of the actual sandvich meter in the game?
The ingame meter is horizontal and the big sandvich is more aesthetically compatible with the other character specific meters in smash. To be fair, Cloud does have a charging bar.
>Why does he look like a yoshi’s island enemy?
Probably the artist taking liberties.
>Why is his final smash THAT SHIT instead of literally anything else?
No idea.
Waluigi and Hat Goomba are the best first party options at this point, there really aren't enough good 1st party characters left.
I said interesting
Only porky is even half interesting here and that's because of that spider mech thing
I would buy maybe one of those characters
slalom
t.
>Variety, probably. Having his special attacks be shoot and shoot harder would be lame.
There are other things to pull from than just making some shit up that has nothing to do with the game.
>The ingame meter is horizontal and the big sandvich is more aesthetically compatible with the other character specific meters in smash. To be fair, Cloud does have a charging bar.
That makes no sense whatsoever and is extremely unnecessary.
No they aren’t. Both of them are deconfirmed. Are you implying there are none left that aren’t deconfirmed by spirits, or just at all regardless of spirits?
Porky my man
Those are interesting. You can say those are boring and then fucking want WALUIGI and HAT GOOMBA.
>Porky is the only semi decent character
Yikes
Stop using Waluigi as a joke front. It upsets fans like me since 2018
Seething
I don't want Hat Goomba or Waluigi, just because everyone is called anonymous doesn't mean everyone is the same person you absolute pleb.
And no, none of the characters you mentioned are interesting, you had to resort to fucking poochy. I could name more interesting first parties and I'm arguing against them.
Is he the most slept on possible character of all time for the fighter pass?
That wasn’t me either who mentioned them. Perhaps practice what you preach?
Poochy is still an interesting character to me. We could use more quadrupedal characters due to the fact that there’s a lot of untapped potential there. He’s also a fan favorite.
Friendly reminder that Banjo in Smash is an example of digital colonialization, since England gets its claws on Japan
rejoice
Edelgard just got deconfirmed
Source
Dimitri would be amazing in Smash
Most Crashfags feel entitled to Smash because MUH PS1 REPRESENTATION (even though Cloud already qualifies as that) and/or because they're PSABR beggar refugees.
You defended them either way, whether you originally mentioned them or not that invites me to challenge you about them.
The difference with what you did is I never mentioned Waluigi or Hat Goomba at all, yet you made the assumption that I was that user. You made an assessment out of yourself, accept it, move on.
Poochy is an E tier character, if you expect it to sell as paid dlc, you're wrong.
Also being quadruped doesn't make you interesting all of a sudden, it's still a bland hat goomba tier choice
rip crazy bitch
>W-Waluigi can’t ever ever ever be in Ultim-
youtu.be
Poochy is the mascot of yoshi games and has been used to advertise the yoshi games because people love him so much. His videos on nintendo’s official channel get millions of views per vid. Poochy would literally be the BEST selling DLC fighter.
Cope
I'd like Frisk, Sora, Doomguy, Jill, Crash, Master Chief, Monokuma or Himiko. All of them would be pretty cool in Smash.
>Also being quadruped doesn't make you interesting all of a sudden, it's still a bland hat goomba tier choice
Maybe for a redditor with no imagination at all, such as yourself.
>Karnov Fires Up!
>Mod
Wow it's nothing.
Is that Dimitri "if she's a dyke, she goes on the spike" Blaiddyd?
STEVE IS IN
>Crash or Spyro
No chance, blame Disney as they're looking into acquiring Activision.
>Kratos
I think not really likely, Sony would rather push Last of Us or some shit.
>mario
Based
She's in.
Go to bed Joel.
>no one cares about her
She’s out.
>opposing opinion is reddit
Neck yourself
Being the mascot of the Yoshi games makes you about equal to a mook from other games.
As I said, Hat Goomba tier. Poochy probably isn't even on Nintendo's radar as far as anything not Yoshi goes
I'd hate to be you when Ryu Hayabusa gets confirmed in September
You are obviously not a Banjo fan. Banjo in smash symbolizes that any video game character can get in. Nothing it too much of a stretch anymore.
You wern't watching the jap reactions and how little shits they gave over banjo
Literally ever character you listed has a significantly higher chance than chance than Kratos.
>Master Chief won't ever be in Smash.
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It’s a shitpost he’s been spewing repeatedly in these threads. Just don’t bother.
>Poochy probably isn't even on Nintendo's radar as far as anything not Yoshi goes
Jee, I guess it was a good thing he was in fucking Super Mario Odyssey.
No
why are poochy, sylux, lloyd, and kasumi posters super retarded?
all the "evidence" speculation they bring is always fall flat and never come to fruition like Hero and Banjo was.
almost as embarassing to what kind of strawgrasping shit Disneyfags went through for Sora
>I gave you reasons for more than half on that list.
That's why they're calling you a dumb nigger, for not providing explanations for the other half
That's strange because I played that game and don't even remember seeing it.
Shows how important he is huh.
I mean, most people just want a character, and "evidence" for most characters is really subjective to begin with
This implies that Banjo bad choice to begin with.
I shouldnt have to tell you why that isn't true.
>non retard picks
Kasumi (doa)
Ryu H (ninja g)
Jill/Leon (RE)
Nightmare or Sieg (SC)
Tiz (BD)
>RETARD PICKS
Reddit space man with santantic imagery in his game (le rip and tearer)
Le funny shrine maiden girl
Epic ink dog
Funny skull man and and small chinese kid
Le sunny D zombie
It's funny because she would canonically refuse an invitation.
>non retarded picks
>all third party
way to go, retard
Chad dlc choices:
>Doomguy
>Master Chief
>Ryu Hayabusa
>Chosen Undead
>Resident Evil
Virgin tier
>Everyone else
Ultra virgin tier
>first party cucks
Doom redditors are the new steve fags
No Tabbender, YOU are the fucking problem
t. fed up Reimuposter
How so? At least they aren’t making their own grotesque model and harassing other threads
>NOOOOO STOP WANTING 3RD PARTIES IN A VIDEO GAME CROSSOVER
Obnoxious bandwagon character that became popular over discord and shilled hard as fuck.
Is anyone retarded enough to believe a character that rips open literal santanic demons will get into smash? Dont mention Bayo, thats anime fantasy shit.
It’s not my or nintendo’s fault you collected the bare minimum moons to see the big turtle man
>implying ripping and tearing is the sole reason people want him, and not because he’s to FPS’s what Dragon Quest is to JRPG’s
>Forgetting that Bayonetta’s games would be completely labeled as blasphemous and controversial to religious people, yet still got in.
Ok
aside Lloyd, nobody wants the other 3 i mention other than "expecting".
Yikes! Allow me to fix that for you:
>non retard picks
Chosen undead
Doomguy
Jill (only)
Amaterasu
>RETARD PICKS
The rest
>>non retard picks
>Kasumi (doa)
fuck off Kasuminigger, nobody wants DoA's heihachi or Ryu/Ayane's echo fighter
>implying ripping and tearing is the sole reason people want him, and not because he’s to FPS’s what Dragon Quest is to JRPG’s
It is though. Most doom fans on v are redditors that never played it. Also how the fuck can he represent fps in smash? Is he gonna play in first person? This is a stupid fucking argument.
Samus is first person in some of her games. Welp. FPS represented!
Jesus it’s like you hate interesting unique picks.
I wasn't blaming you, darling
>interested
Le big gun guy would be extremely unfun to play. Anyone who wanta ammy is a fucking retard. Shell suffer from major same move syndrome like sonic
Anyone who wants kasumi, animeswordsman #562 and Pee-on is a retard. Go back to r*ddit
How would Cloud be repped? Would he have a turn based system?
>Reddit
>Le
>Le
>Le
Doomguy is reddit incarnate
>le rip of demons heads FUCK YEAH *plays air guitar* WOOO METAL UHHH BUNNIES EPIC
>animeswordsman
Seething projectile nigger. Reddit space man will NEVER be in smash
>Reimu isn't in, Doomguy is in, Reimu is replaced by youtube.com
Keep coping weeb. Your literal whos will never get in and will be cdying as they see doomguy fucking palutena on the battlefield.
Very funny Sakurai, 24th and still no Hero, hehe... WHERE THE FUCK IS HE HOLY SHIT IM FUCKING DYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Are you looking for this?
Atem/Yugi are in as a Pokemon Trainer like character
porn artists get to work
Reddit space man is not getting in cuck
Only when he’s confirmed
which is a 1/50 chance
Based
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
FUCK I DIDN’T THINK THAT WOULD ACTUALLY WORK
What would be Yea Forums to you, then?
Doomguy has been a Yea Forums mascot since the old days but ok newfag
boards.fireden.net
A Reimufag so retarded even other Reimufags reject him
/vr/*
>NOOO IVE BEEN EXPOSED IM GONNA REPORT YOU TO R/IAMATOTALPIECEOFSHIT IF YOU TALK BAD ABOUT MY REDDI- I MEAN R/Yea Forums SPACE MAN
Nice revisionism reddit
please don't associate us with him
nobody wants to be near Tabbender
Paper Mario
Springman
Captain Toad
Rex
Astral Chain MC
Next year we're going to start off with Edelgard and then Grookey's final evo to promote Three Houses and Sword/Shield.
Edelgard because they've probably heard the 'anime swordsman' complaints and her popularity compared to the rest of the FETH main cast, and Grookey 3 to finish off the type triangle with Greninja and Charizard (plus Grookey seems to be the one getting pushed as it's associated with the main male character, was the last starter shown off, and was the first Pokemon seen Dynamaxing).
Nu-Doom is the new Halo and Halo is the new Doom
>spirits
Holy shit.
>Astral Chain MC
Who
>Next year we're going to start off with Edelgard
OOF
Tohou fags need to be gassed.
>Too stylistically similar to Mario and Doc
>depends on what they do with him but I fear him being another Simon
>bland, uninteresting, not exciting
>See above, xeno is trash
>See above, astral chain will probably be trash
Sakurai has nothing to do with the Kirby series nowadays.
>CU
>Doomguy
good posts
>Halo is the new Doom
god I hope Infinite is good
>Our niche IP is totally beloved the world over
It was cute at first but I do find it kinda insufferable
It'll be the last straw for 343 if it ends up being shit.
I'm remaining optimistic about the whole thing though. I think it's clear with the new trailer that they are actually trying to do the franchise justice
>Guardians
Fuck. No.
I hope he gets something. I would settle for a boss battle or a Mii costume. I just want him in the game.
That's a pitiful speed when looking into fiction as a whole.
>not wanting to play as a zombie
it's not like there's an undead fighter in the game already (and no, Bowser and Ganondorf don't count)
>reddit mary sue shit
Reddit as fuck. Literal game theory tier retardation for game mechanics
>guy has been memed about on the site since the early 2000s
>goes full revisionist and calls it reddit anyway
lol
Im not hating on DS. But chosen undead is a stupid pick. Artorias might work.
>the character with the most weapon variety and options would be stupid
>but the guy with a broken arm would work
>reddit mary sue shit
Reddit as Reddit. Literal reddit theory tier redditdation for reddit mechanics
Wow. Its been here a long time so its true right? Redditors/ebalms world/gaiafags have always been here posting cringy stupid shit like that.
Power level niggers are always retard. Doomnigger fanfiction can be applied to every game character
>Wtf SCOUT CAN JUMP TWICE HE CAN MANIPULATE GRAVITY BY JUMPING OFF AIR111 WHAT A GOD
weapon variety means shit. Do you see Hero using anything but a sword? Does Link bust out the megaton hammer?
Also how the fuck would a slow clunky piece of shit like CU recover? Artorias meanwhile is agile and has a specific weapon and varied moveset
>still denying
cope bitch
spells/warps for his up B would work fine
>>Crash or Spyro
>>No chance, blame Disney as they're looking into acquiring Activision.
Completely wrong, it was an investor that said that not Disney or Acti. google.com
Homeward i guess. Still wouldnt mesh well thougn because its such a slow deliberate action in ds
MC fucking destroyed Doomguy in DB
>smash stinkies thought a dead final boss was going to be dlc
you been had
Screw that, warp via Summon Sign.
Fuck you, this isn't even a FE thread you nigger
Is outrunning a lion meant to be impressive? I mean for a regular guy sure, but in terms of gaming?
Stage entrance. Also that would be retaeded. Whos summoning him back onto the field?
Here's your Sony rep, I hope you will accept her with open arms!
>yoshi released
>no poochy dlc announced before it
and there goes your corrin/roy argument...
Gooigi is next
>not casting Force on himself to propel him forward in the air
not them but Gael uses a similar ability in his boss fight where if you run far enough away from him his sign spawns under you and he warps to your location
>Force
>not Wrath of the Gods
Force would either be a down smash or a charable down b. Also it doesnt have propellin power
How big would he be in Smash bros? At least Ganondorf's height right?
I'm thinking more around Mii Gunner's height.
He’d be way smaller than ganondorf. Ganondorf is damn near 10 feet tall user.
Ganondorf is 7'6 so Chief would likely be shorter
Probably just slightly taller than samus
>Artorias
google leak fags need to die
feels good to be a Chad Lion
Chief is 7ft 2, Samus is 6ft 3.
Ok?
>Sakurai said ARMS and XB2 protagonists was too late to be Base or DLC
>ARMS director said it was too soon for Springman in Smash RIGHT DURING THE DLC PLANNING PERIOD
>Inklings were not playable in 4 DLC
>Olimar not thought on until Brawl
>"guys stop sleeping on Astral Chain" :(( (an Platinum IP that yet to prove itself as well)
If you were to try and accurately portray his height in comparison to Samus and Ganondorf he would be at least be between Donkey Kong and Rosalina. That's more that slightly taller.
Samus is already tall as shit, and “slightly taller” can be a lot more than you think when looking at the tiny ass character models ingame.
>Spirit, not even Legend ranked
>same shit, already had multiple disconfirmations
>same shit, can't jump and Pirhana Plant inclusion killed all Mr. Mook fags
>same shit, so cucked his two blades are legand ranked, Elma was an unlockable Spirit after beating WoL, and Sakurai is a pyrachad too (made a stage of her)
>see Springman, except game isn't even out and the weakest guest choice. nobody learned anything.
>Sakurai is a pyrachad too (made a stage of her)
Huh
type "sakurairo" on shared content
enjoy
I just hope for Shantae but Im fine with whatever gets revealed.
Can he be in please?
no.
Reimu can't be in Smash, she is too thic.
He’s in. Start coping now.
Haha, blaze it.
>>Phoenix Wright
>No move set potential. Prove me wrong. He's not a blank slate like certain Smash characters. Don't pull shit out of your ass.
I don't even want him in but the "no moveset potential" is blatant bullshit. If it was true, he never would have gotten in MvC3. If you want an ACTUAL reason why Phoenix isn't likely, it's because he's already in MvC3 and Nintendo and Sakurai likely won't want to retread any of those ideas or look like they're just copying those existing ideas.
It's a stupid copypasta
Bump
Based and Kasumi pilled.
Kasumi brand rise up
Leon
i wanna see her poop
FUCK THIS
GAY ASS
THREAD SO
FUCKING BORING
FUCK YOU
Sakurai already said no echo fighters in the pass
kys kasuminigger
If 5 Phoenix Wright is in smash as DLC 5
if 3, Vaati is in Hyrule Warriors 2
She got reconfirmed along with every other 3H character when they haven't been revealed in time to shill for 3H.
Leon is my number 1 most wanted, but gee it would be annoying if they didn't give him his RE 4 alt
based.
nope, game is releasing this week and they had all the time to prove one was in ala Corrin/Roy. turns out they didnt bother.
Hero was also the nail in the coffin.
Three Houses is going be the most successful FE yet however, so i can see Byleth and one of the students being influenced in the Smash reboot's base game planning.
you're right on everything, but what did fucking Crashfags do?
I ment to say deconfirmed, but yeah you're right.
he's coming r-right?
If 6 Shantae is the 4th Fighter in the Fighter Pass.
We’re getting some kind of DLC, albeit not necessarily a fighter. I can’t think of any other explenation for Porky’s exclusion at this point.
Dat feel when based Nintendo adds Kasumi as a shill character for DOA6 switch port later this year.
Best timeline
I hope they can resalvage the FE representation with some weapon diversity by next game
>Marth, Ike, Robin stays
>replace Corrin for El Byleth Blanco because swordwhip is fun
>replace Roy for Hector (optional)
>add Sigurd for possible FE4make shilling
>Edelgard as Hector echo & Dimitri as Sigurd echo (optional)
Best timeline.
Shimbori, who isnt director anymore, already said he never spoke to Sakurai
Probably the only character that rivals Goku in levels of hype, makes me sad knowing it will never happen
Who are we sleeping on?
>Erdrick
>salvage
>still 7 characters and you cant even have the "muh echos" excuse anymore
he's going to be another non-pass inclusion
we already have a stage to justify as his home, so there isnt a need to tie him with the pass
maybe for some expansion on story mode
which why i left Hector and echoes as optional
There is nothing wrong with current FE representation, stop pushing for weapon quotas.
>there is nothing wrong with current FE representation
>he thinks Goy, Corn, Crumb and Fagcina are good
I cant wait for 3H to outsell the 3DS FEs so we can forget the nightmare it caused.
Robin can stay because he's fun and is a memento to when FE started to get out of being small time franchise, the dumb Awakening echoes can leave for good.
us grandpas want our franchise back
Byleth has a sword too retard.
>reading comprehension
swordWHIP
think Ivy Valentine
that's a lot better than doing flashy dragonstone shit for a moveset.
You have all the fan favorites with minimal effort and series accuracy, that’s a win in my book.
>swordwhip
What’s that?
>THIS 2008 POST IS PROOF DOOMGUY IS Yea Forums‘s MASCOT
fuck off you revisionist faggot
>there is nothing wrong
>every character looks identical
>damn near every character PLAYS identical
>wanting a new weapon type added to the game is bad
I bet you seethed some kinda hard when Robin introduced magic, didn't you?
the "sword of the creator" can elongate into some tethery weapon in a similar fashion to Simon's Vampire Killer or Ivy Valentine's Snake Sword
this could bring a shit ton of gameplay options for Byleth and potientally make him more unique than freaking Corrin, where dragon transformations isn't mechanically interesting outside one special.
also have a recovery that isnt garbage like Ridley and Charizard
O shit nice