I'm in favor of more full plate female knights in vidya, ''sexy armor'' is the most retared thing ever created

Cuirass is too long. How's she supposed to bend at the waste?

Battle dress is the way

women in armor is also retarded
lets just let game designers do what they want

We can have both, literally the only people who have a problem with it are social justice warriors who think it's perpetuating sexism or some stupid bullshit and the artist needs to be hounded off the internet.

I like sexy armor
I want fantasy in my fantasy games

Apparently boob plate has actual advantages. And the disadvantage of the center bit being a channel for a weapon is completely moot.

They're both great and you're a cunt if you hate the other of your preference. Period. This is where the argument stops.

If you just want an armored ladies thread, there are ways of asking for it without coming off as a genuine cunt, OP.

That's bullshit but I'll believe it if you have some sauce.

>female warriors, fighters, knights and soldiers
lmao

Nobody cares.

>female warriors, fighters, knights and soldiers
h..haha imagine fighting these incompetent fighters am i right?

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there is no realistic female armor cause they wouldnt be in combat in the first place

so knowing this you can just make sexy armor for your game cause who really gives a fuck at that point

You want a practical armor that can tank from the front and support your teammates behind

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I want a game where both practical and sexy armor exist but if you get hit in unarmored area, you take full damage

A woman in full plate armor is fantasy though.

I've always thought that armour on video game characters is meant to reflect two things, on top of looking cool of course.
1. A reflection of the game's feel. Is it an over the top power fantasy with little regard to taking everything seriously? Is it a medieval-fantasy with deep lore and emphasis on story?
2. The character themselves. Skimpier armour makes more sense if the character is a warrior priest for a slutty god or a barbarian tribe. Plate armour that emphasises utility makes more sense for a no-nonsense commander type of character.

In the end, it's all about context - the type of game you're making and the type of character you've created

>business in the front, party at the back
HNNNGGG MUH DIK

Stupid shit like bikini armor is terrible. However full plate that still shows female figure like this is top tier even if it is still unrealistic/impractical.

Just have the normal good female armor, but also have sexy skimpy non-armor clothing. Preferably something with sheer see-through cloth. Best of both worlds.

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Go watch Shadiversity. Dude explains the benefits that having more domed bits means more deflection, and that plate is not paper so even if it got between it's a non issue.

Well then the stiff bitch gets knocked over and stabbed in the face cause she can't move properly.

>shadiversity
lmao (You)

Hey you can hate but he makes valid arguments.

Completely from conjecture. I watch one of his every few Schola Gladiatora episodes just to remind myself how good the latter is.

That's the point of Shad's channel. Is to talk about fantasy stuff with the idea of irl practicality. Some of his ideas aren't half bad. Like the back sheath for swords.

Might as well be a dude with long hair

Frilly Battle Dress >>>>>>>> everything

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You're supposed to watch Shad for his architecture videos, the thing he actually knows shit about. The rest of his videos are Lindybeige tier. They might be fun and can have some good ideas, but they aren't experts.

i'm in favor of less females being shoehorned into settings they don't belong in to appeal to a wider market and sell more copies

I'm ok with both, I don't have a bias and I'm also not an American male neutered by 3rd wave feminist ideas.

They do have these weird like cage things that can go under dresses that are armor. So that's not entirely out of the question.

Female warriors are basically fantasy

you just know

where from? you won't answer

Right. That's what I meant really.

fyi, there wouldn't be a major downside to having a swell over the chest of armor. Your picture is an abomination because that's not metal armor, it has a goddamn collar.

At least Lindybeige talks about historic material. Who the fuck gives a shit what weapons a dwarf would REALLY use in formation combat?

Of course not. Half the time its taking a fantasy being and seeing what shit weapons/armor make sense contextually for them. I still think his back sword scabbard is his best idea.

I'm in favour of girls in full gear with helms because I unrionically find it sexier than half-naked girls.

Give me the skintight tactical booty. Give me the armored feminine booty.

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I mean there already is a domed structure in full plate on the chest. So having two domes can't function too differently.

>Who the fuck gives a shit what weapons a dwarf would REALLY use in formation combat?

The people who watch Shad.

Have you never seen any of his videos on historical weapons?

Don't be like me and download that game because of Veronia. Her super awesome amped up version LITERALLY removes the helmet alongside every other character with her aesthetic. Do you know how gay this game is? It has super awesome necromancer skeletons who get turned into fucking bishi pretty boys when upgraded.

the weakest man can beat even the strongest woman if hes serious
so why have realistic armor for women? I prefer skimpy or skintight cloth that shows curves and muscle indentation

why not both?

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Baste response.

>the weakest man can beat even the strongest woman if hes serious
No, that's absurd hyperbole even for real life. A female MMA fighter could kick your ass, mine and probably everybody on this site bar some muscle boys from /fit/.

anavar doesn't exist in fantasy, incel

women in combat roles is even more retarded than skimpy armor

doubtful unless you get kicked in balls

Hyperbole, but not by much. I can't remember the exact figure, but it was something like 95% of men would fall in the top 5th percentile if rated on the bell-curve of women's upper body strength.

You know why video game devs like to make sexy armor for women? Because it makes sense. Its light enough for a woman to fight with, I imagine.

Full plate armor would have weight just about half the weight of the average woman. About 55 lbs. (20 to 25 kg). The helmet alone weights between 4 and 8 lbs. (2 to 4 kg). Imagine going in combat

sarahwoodbury.com/medieval-swords-and-armor-were-not-heavy/

nigga do you think bulimic runway models are going into combat

Have you ever seen land whales in sexy armor in videogames? It makes sense in the vg sense where women tend to be sexy and not Brianne of Tarth.

>that expression

Why would she be smiling after a grueling battle?

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>A female MMA fighter could kick your ass, mine and probably everybody on this site bar some muscle boys from /fit/.

Speak for yourself s o y lent creature.

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having women in combat roles is even more retarded than sexy armor

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First post based post.

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>half-measures
Absolute dogshit taste.

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oh i see what you're saying. you're reasoning for realism because the characters are skinny as fuck. i thought you were arguing that women could never be able to carry the weight of the armor.

>women wearing armor and fighting men is totally realistic!
>uh, having less strength just means they have more agility, that's how real life works!

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Correct

>You know why video game devs like to make sexy armor for women?
I don't believe devs do it in modern times.

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>after a grueling battle
>sword and armor are completely clean, no grit or blood anywhere

user?

We play video games to escape reality though

Who says she got a kill?

Best armor design don't argue with me.

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Battle of the mind bro

I like both

I am monitoring this thread.

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Sad times. Women characters even given half a haircut.

Go to bed knowing you will never have children and you're single handedly killing off your ancestral line

Is there literally any culture with a long history of women being involved in warfare?

I can't think of any, but am genuinely curious. Odd exceptions to the rule don't count.

Brother!

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Unprotected shoulders/shoulderblades, neck, collarbone and traps. And head. Literally she is a walking headshot target.

as camp followers

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It's a well-known fact that realistic plate armor for men had huge codpieces protecting precious manhood. It was often huge and ornated, a lot of thought was put into decorating piece of armor protecting the penis. You know what would be hot? If female knights wore decorated pubic armor and contours of the womb engraved onto the lower part of cuirass.

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Arabs?

Reviewbrah?

Imagine being that guy at the bottom

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Giant codpieces were not the norm in the slightest.

Not even cultures with short histories. Things like shield maidens are fictions that were largely formed by testimonials of cities being in such dire straits during a siege that women were pressed into service. Whether or not it ever actually happened, it was attested to in the same way you'd attest an army had to resort to eating rats to avoid starvation.

>female knights running around with crotch plate camel toe
I am about to commit a crime

It would work if it was a different style

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Do you think so? Even courtly fashion of the time had huge cloth codpieces.

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Silly user, it's not a crime if you ask her to surrender first.

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>Have a magical sword with the power to destroy entire armies
>Die fighting mooks and your bastard son.

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It was a novelty only seen on a handful of suits of armour. You may as well say that all helmets had dorky glasses, noses and horns because of Henry VIII's infamous helmet.

Source me

that's a big shield

How does it feel to run on basic human programming and not having a single original thought in your head?

I wanna cum on their armor

Full plate is just as retarded as sexy armor.

It's fiction, it doesn't matter. If small details like that get you all pissy, then just watch/read/play something else instead of insisting that everything else is wrong and you are holy and right.

Jokes on you fag! I have a brother.

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For me, full plate IS sexy armor.

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I fucking love that video.

>My flabby ass could take a fit and trained human
Delusional. There are plenty of borderline fetish videos of cocky skinnyfats getting their heads squeezed between wrestler girl thighs because they thought they could win.

Dilate.

Is there anything unrealistic about it?
Historically you never see female armor that accentuates the body because barely any women needed armor, so the few that did just wore man armor.
But if they had a culture where women also went into battle, they'd probably accentuate the female body in such a way that was still pleasing to look at and clearly female while also being functional. They did it with men. Some shit on historical armor for males was literally just a dick waving contest without any practical use, like massive cod pieces or armor that made the shoulders look broader than they were.

Your wife's children aren't yours.

>maxes out STR and AGL
>faints from a single low damage knee to the balls
male builds, everyone

>There are plenty of borderline fetish videos of cocky skinnyfats getting their heads squeezed between wrestler girl thighs because they thought they could win.
Show of hands who wishes that were them?

I like beautifully designer armor, but charisma 18 sorceress with shield, blur, mage armor, and mirror image enchantments is fine too

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I like beautifully designed armor, but charisma 18 sorceress with shield, blur, mage armor, and mirror image enchantments is fine too

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Valerie IS the BEST knight wife user! She IS a CUTE knight wife! She IS my BEST wife AND CUTEST wife! You SHOULD play Pathfinder Kingmaker AND romance Valerie user! (You should! You should!)

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Female knights dont exist.

Yup, many people don't realize, not many females in the medieval ages ever wore full plate armor. But in reality, if females wearing armor were common, armor with bumps in the chest would be the common too. Imagine a female templar wearing a male's armor, her tits will be squeezed to death and she'll die from breast cancer before a heathen could even slice her arm off.

Valerie DOES have big breasts AND fat butt user BUT it IS okay! She CAN wear armor AND be cute! (She can! She can!)

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SOURCE PLEASE

Yo I need more girls with the helmets on and the visors down... For research.

>Yup, many people don't realize, not many females in the medieval ages ever wore full plate armor.
I know you're being sarcastic, but not many males did, either.

>retarded waifufags posting boobplate

THIS is peak woman in armour

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Futuristic grills in heavy armour look good too desu

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No, wamen in vidya is the most retarded thing ever created

What's Boris Johnson doing in female armor?

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Sexy armors are the only things that make me tolerate female knights.

>women
>armor
pls

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#ANTINATALISM
#CHILDFREE

Weakling

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I find it amusing when sjws praise show Brienne despite the show version literally cuts out all of her actual character development and arcs.

Also I love her FoC chapters. Comfy country roaming with danger around the corner.

Haha imagine her holding a dagger to your throat while she jerked you off. Can you picture her heated and steamy breaths escaping the vents of the helmet as she tries to keep up the tough facade? Like who would get off to that haha, that's crazy.

best post

>you will never have children
good, i hate children
>ancestral line
who gives a fuck lmao

Honestly both versions are great
Brienne and Pod scenes in Season 4/5 of Country Roaming were pretty kino

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He had enough and took PM by force

It's more that show Brienne is just a fucking bore of a character to me. She's got not depth or anything really interesting besides the fact that meany sexist men don't like her.

You mean "literally only Jaime in season 2"

The season 2/3/4 plotline of Jaime and Brienne is one of the best ones in the seasons, and the two characters eventually get along really well, which is reflected again in Season 6 and Season 8

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https //donmai us/posts/2476452?pool_id=11811

This is so fucking cool I'm almost willing to move to a bigger town and learn smithing to get in

Not enough people appreciate ladies in outfits like this. The mystery of what the girl looks like underneath spurs my dick on to new dimensions. She's a Schrödinger's Arousal. She could be white, black, Asian. She could have freckles, buck teeth, combat scars. Armpit hair, a shaven or trimmed pubic mound. This is peak fetishism, enticing the possibility without even really knowing.

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>that face
BARF

This all sounds good to me

>She could be white, black
that's like buying a candy bar, but there's a chance it's actually a dog log

>Not appreciating beautiful dark skinned girls
Gay.

>image literally says Never take a helmet off
>upgrade removes helmet
heh

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At least Marvel Strike Force only cucks my time and patience instead of my fetish. The game has a lot of masked hotties.

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women in a medieval setting being knights is more retarded, yet you don't have any problem with this fantasy

also stop pretending that you would give a shit about women in armor if you couldn't see their pretty cute girly faces instead of more realistically average ones for the setting

there is literally a guy in this thread whose fetish is masked girls, and i know there's a thread on /aco/ specifically about this

I have cum full circle.

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>doesn't turn around
a fucking crime

just google the thing in the back "the black tape project"

>all those roasties in the audience jealous of her body
lmao

Miserum!

Te secabo!

Warden likes it when Raider yanks her braid while going balls deep in her ass.

Good man.

Yoshida wants to have a word with you.

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this is why Lordaeron got fucked

>2B and Large Number 9

>There are plenty of borderline fetish videos of cocky skinnyfats getting their heads squeezed between wrestler girl thighs because they thought they could win.
>implying they wanted to win
user getting between this thighs were their plan all along

>all that leather belts

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I like how it looks but even if a woman trains her whole life unless she trains the RIGHT way(turning her body into an ogre), her arms will genuinely break when blocking a male's full power blow.

>realism
depends on the game. though claiming all sexy armor is 'retarded' makes you big gay

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Boob plate is more retarded than chain bikini, which at least has an argument for freedom of movement.
I'd sooner take magic fucking tattoos that repel attacks over directly funneling swords into your chest.

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Good thread. I love me some mostly-practical-but-partially-stylized-feminine-armor girls.

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>I want realism!
>I want female knights standing toe to toe with their 50+% stronger male counterparts!
Pick one and fuck off.

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>heels
Into the trash.

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>>uh, having less strength just means they have more agility
i unironically had friends who said that, it was easy to redpill them because they arent soicucks

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>not using heels to raise your butt and morale of the troops

terrible taste user

>It's time for B, 2 let er rip

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im gonna lick her buttcheek and theres nothing she can do to stop me

truth is the us doesnt need soldiers and that for the past 40 years war has been artificial and fabricated in order to further corporate interests and profits

Jeannes armor isn't actually all that practical but it still looks cool so I want to post it.

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Is the power of Absolute Teritorry turning blows away from her legs?

It works better than armor because it distracts all the enemy soldiers so they can't attack properly.

I think girl-ifying armor to some degree is fine, it makes sense it would look different since knight would get armor made to fit them personally anyway.

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Even if they are retarded, I still like them better. Full plate female knights are boring.

who cares about offspring? normals fags like you,fuck off and choke on a nigger dick, nigger.

>female warriors

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WHERE DOES THE HELMET COME FROM???

from her vagina

Still doesn't fit Halo, but I'll give 343 their due and say this is sexy as hell. I want to lick Vale's rubbery navel and belly button.

women fighting battles in full armor is already as unrealistic as it gets. sexy armor doesn't make it any more or less ridiculous

Based Elite Knight

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Fully armored girls are better because they're wrapped Christmas presents. Imagine undoing a seemingly modest breastplate and you end up unleashing the fattest pair of milkers imaginable.

>bimbofag calls someone else's taste terrible

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>Schrödinger's Arousal
Yeah I'm stealing this term.

And it's scientifically proven that men find women more attractive in the winter. It's because of all the clothing the imagination goes wild, hence sweaters are a fetish. It's the same with seeing women in bikinis than naked.

I like my female warriors like this.

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armored girls you say?

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This.

The gap between a woman being fully armored to fully naked is much greater and more erotic than some chick that was pretty much naked anyways.

What game? I need it right now so I can make faceless armored big tiddy warriors.

>ANAL
WHAT
GAME

>female MMA fighter could kick your ass
Nah. If she has a base in judo or jew jitsu or some shit, she'll definitely do ok, but looking at the type of women that I've seen in the MMA they're fucking small as shit, they can't even knock each other out 90% of the time.

the proportions look off

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user YOU CAN'T POST THIS AND NOT GIVE THE FUCKING NAME

I'm all for bikini armor in games as long as it has appropriately abysmal stats.

Its of course short from Analysis

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YES so I can fuck her when she bends over, thats the entire point right? you dont expect women to fight do you? LMAO

they are not exactly faceless

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wasn't that one of more famed female mma fighter were telling the story how she get her ass kicked by some random in the bar?

Stop being a cocktease and give me the name, please user. Do you know how many games let me play as a big tiddy faceless/masked + armored girl? Like fucking none, my options for that are modded Bethesda games and little else.

google is you friend baby or do you need spoon feeding?

I've literally reverse image searched both and got nothing besides XCOM screens.

its X Piratez(mod for open Xcom)
game about big tiddy super-mutant babes fighting bandits, aliens and monsters on post apocalyptic earth
its surprisingly good if you don't mind old graphics and tactical games

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why not both
dark souls did it and it was great

> ''sexy armor'' is the most retared thing ever created
why?
sexy armor is there to titillate.
it does its job just as well as realistic armor, it just has a different job, cretin.

Is there smut?

this is not a sex mod
its just a mod with sexy ladies
and no

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>Women in armor
>No Meve
Plebs, the lot of you.

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Boo

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I want them with oven mitt gloves.

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Based thread

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How do you know it's a woman?

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Play FF14

CUTE

You're retarded OP
If you're game is fantasy enough to have female knights you might as well give them bikinis
Women have no place on the battlefield

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why is her crotch covered

>How do you know it's a woman?
The boobs gave her away.

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By looking at her?

But girls in armor are fucking hot. Look at Kardia there, she's begging for a good dick to penetrate her plate.

>Single Handedly killing off your ancestral line

But that's where you are fucking wrong.
Do you think everybody here is a lone child without a brother or sister? Room Temperature IQ right there.

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It’s strange seeing her covered

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>jew jitsu
lost.

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It’s not like any games actually have a realistic damage system based on how a weapon impacts the body and armor. It’s also all just preference because fiction is the only good thing that exists.

False. For just one basic example look into the reports from Roman schirmishes with the Gauls. Here’s a quote from the famous Roman historian Ammianus Marcellinus “Almost all Gauls are tall and fair-skinned, with reddish hair. Their savage eyes make them fearful objects; they are eager to quarrel and excessively truculent. When, in the course of a dispute, any of them calls in his wife, a creature with gleaming eyes much stronger than her husband, they are more than a match for a whole group of foreigners; especially when the woman, with swollen neck and gnashing teeth, swings her great white arms and begins to deliver a rain of punches mixed with kicks, like missiles launched by the twisted strings of a catapult.”. I also remember reading an example of when one Roman conflict ended with the retreat of the enemy( I believe the Senones tribe) they pushed them back to their camp and re-engaged. When the women of the tribe saw their men retreat they went into a murderous frenzy, killing Roman and Gaul alike.

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Yeah I think that's the first time Nise has ever covered her plump ass and cute twat.

>guy obviously isnt fighting back
every time

This is peak beauty. You may not like it, but this is what a woman fit for breeding looks like.

You keep telling yourself that, nerd.

>two swords
Aaaand ruined.

God, imagine her undoing her crotch plate and cowgirling you into submission. Able to go for endless rounds while your dick is shooting blanks and your balls ache like they're trapped in a vice.

flightsuits > all

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both the options or fuck off

this. If you can't see the woman inside she could as well be a man

>Replying angrily to a post you didn't like

How does it feel to run on basic human programming?

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>No flight helmet
Gay

Since we are at it, anybody got full res version?

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this looks very Vindictus

>No oxygen mask with the visor down

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I want girls to be sexy under the armor.

That's my shit, thanks user.

I'd say you are right.

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now you have to guess if this is a man or not

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Here ya go, buddy.

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My imagination is good enough.

Where can I get the full translation?

Why not both?

Depends on the medium. If it's some game where the armor is more aesthetically based, obvs they're gonna have "sexy armor". And if it's a gritty, "realistic" game then it'll probably have more grounded armor (Often armor in those games is still not realistic as most common armor was just cheap plates put onto leather armor.)

Anyone got the OP pic in wallpaper version? It's pretty cool

What does vacuum sealed ass taste like?

Pumping iron

woman have more curves so tighter armor is better. swords will slide off it.

ass

Danke.

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No more retarded than the concept of female knights.

Nice

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Are there more pictures from this author?

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Blessed webm

is that a skintight bodysuit or her skin?
because if the latter, holy shit muh dick

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Frilly armoured battle dresses > figure hugging "realistic" armour > actual realistic armour > not having woman on the battlefield ever > chainmail bikinis

>Anyone got the OP pic in wallpaper version? It's pretty cool

There isn't one.

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Skintight bodysuit. She's as pale as snow.

Sup methados

It is retarded as the idea of putting females in armor let alone knight them.

my sister has 3 (white) sons already, my ancestral line is fine

female knights are a retarded concept in general so whatever you do with them after that is fair game

One follows his programming of procreation, and the other is consumed by a meme to the point of denying his biology...

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What game except Dark Souls got female armor right?

You can just smell this in here that the thread was made by a metalhead.

Why are you retards like this?

>pixiv deleted
>no other results
every time

If you have plate armor, you have crossbows. Two people in plate armor are going to mainly be trying to wrestle each other where strength, and weight are a big deal. Crossbows are able to be wielded by both men, and women.

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>needing armor to be slutty because his cumbrain can't handle reality
Shut the fuck up.

Are you implying a man and a woman dressed in full plate engaging in a muddy wrestle isn't hot as fuck and the ultimate form of BDSM suit play?

My "ancestral line" won't end if I don't end. If I do end, however, I won't care what happens to anything else.

>what is boudicca, the scythians, the Russians
Yep, this one's going in my confirmed kills.

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based retard

Women wearing armor is almost non existent in history, so women wearing men's armor is vidya is unrealistic anyways.

>what are 0,0000000000000000000001234% exceptions
see

The virgin elite warrior knight who trained his whole life for battle vs. the chadette two weeks of training crossbow peasantress

there are more lottery winners in the world right now than female warriors in all of human history

>don't let women do anything other than birth children
>give them zero opportunities or equality to train in military matters alongside the males of the species
>heh lol women are just weak and can't be warriors, just look at history

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Boudica wasn't a warrior

I'm going with the only specific you mentioned here
>Boudicca
Do you think she was actually a soldier?

>men did this
Do you not get the reason why women are weaker than men is because our gestation period is so long and it's simply not feasible for women to waste resources/risk their lives fighting off bears and wolves or hunting down animals on foot so men evolved to do this?

Women are physically weaker than men, by design. That's not muh patriarchy, that's natural selection you absolute cretin.

Kek, going against the right-wing talking points on women sure is a great way to farm yous around here.
As it stands, the only reason you can use historical examples to cite a lack of female warriors are the systematic discrimination against females and complete lack of martial training in most cultures.
Of course, now that most armies and navies, the US Army Rangers, etc. are allowing women to join in front-line service, the butthurt neckbeards are having their ideas disproven. There are plenty of female warriors today, and any one of them could kick your faggot ass.
*dabs in greek*

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Horse shit. Had an army bitch try to do some judo takedown on me as a "demonstration" and I just lifted her off the ground instead

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Women still aren't in a major combat role across most of the world because they are factually weaker than men. Even if they weren't physically weaker, their vaginas make them inefficient because of sanitary requirements. Women have frequent thigh and hip splints just from engaging in marches. They require specialised latrines to be built, which is often done by the men in the unit. Men and women have not physically changed much beyond height in three-thousand-years. The only "equaliser" has been firearms.

>Women join modern militaries
>Are pigeon holed into logistics, engineering, tank and aircraft divisions because the top brass know it's mind blowingly retarded to use women as infantry
>Can't carry as much as men
>Makes them a liability when a comrade goes down and they can't drag/carry them to safety
>Makes them inefficient because they can't carry as much gear
>Creates tension in the group because, no matter how much crazy tards will try to control it, a bunch of testosterone-fuelled men are surrounding a woman and it gets competitive

Horseshit, it would take olympic weightlifter women to match my strength, then size alone lets you take a punch better and able to generate more force in giving one, then there's the fact that men have thicker skulls and bones, then there is the fact that men have faster reaction times, etc.
You vastly underestimate the physical gap between men and women.
Which is why female warriors are pure fantasy, aberration, historical revisionism and propaganda.

>don't let women do anything other than birth children
>implying men are the ones stopping women from doing it
>implying men are more naturally gifted at forcing their will on others such that women are incapable of
way to dismantle your own argument

Women in modern military is purely political. The moment any actual war breaks out they will immediately be benched because nobody wants a soldier in their army who
a) is demonstrably worse in almost every regard than her squadmates
b) reduces the morale and performance of her squadmates due to being a burden on them and inciting subconscious male behaviors
c) requires special attention and care
d) is a danger to herself and others because the standards for becoming a soldier were lowered to allow her to join.

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>systemic discrimination that bars women from fighting as equals somehow encompasses every society on the entire planet for all of recorded history
That's really odd. I mean if men aren't physically superior but they got away with this, they're definitely smarter.
>the butthurt neckbeards are having their ideas disproven.
Bong veteran here. Wage gap already emerging because women can't qualify for airborne/commando/PTI/sniper quals, every single woman (bar one paper pass) has failed junior Brecon and can't be promoted until they pass it. Standards are plummeting in effort to accommodate them but it's just not enough to get a sizeable number through the door.

It's in the news if you care to look it up, IBS got so desperate to get a woman juniors qualified they let her skip the fan dance entirely, the platoon threw a fit contacted the media about it and in the end they had to disqualify her anyway. One year on, one (1) single woman has passed junior Brecon with an abysmal grade. It's not even a hard course, fat biffs in the stores have to do it just to not be made redundant.

literally not how judo works

see , retard
tangible facts are your enemies

It's called a patriarchal society, you dumb shit.
And gender roles. Boys are taught to physically train, roughhouse, etc. from a young age while women are relegated to house work. Naturally they're weaker if they're forced to be weak from the beginning, dumbass.

except every branch and division has to have a much lower set of physical standards for any of them to pass, and even then the majority of them can't do what an untrained 14 year old man can do

>I'm in favor of more full plate female knights in vidya, ''sexy armor'' is the most retared thing ever created
fuck off back to resetera

>metalhead
Is this faggot slang for something, or are you being accusatory in your suggestion that he likes metal music?
Grow some balls, please.
youtube.com/watch?v=kVW5rjA5O7U

How have women been "forced" to be weak all around the planet for all of human history though? This inherently implies whoever "forced" them (men, in your implication) is stronger. What mental gymnastics are you performing to reach a different conclusion?

Way to completely miss my point. If women were more physically capable and not burdened with the physiology that our reproductive cycle demands, the status quo would never have appeared in the first place you complete fucking buffoon.

it's called biology, mogoloid
gender role I agree, but only if we use as reference the fact that, everything else being the same, men will always be physically superior to women.

>some basedboy with a stronk girl fetish desperately tries to meme his perversion into reality

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I guess you think everybody who imposes something on another section of the population is inherently superior to them.

>Convince enemy to let more women into his army.
Win.

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Can someone please fucking explain WHY warden can back dodge shoulder bash? Why are the devs trying to hard to remove escape tech like on locked walking speed and unlocked rolls but they leave the most bullshit disabling move like this in the game? And why the fuck can warden cancel shoulder bash AFTER they've started running??? Literally if they have more than 2 brain cells they can read you not dodging to the uncharged bash and waiting for the charged and feint in on the fly and catch your dodge with a guardbreak and whoops there goes 30 hp :))))))

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>comparing mental and physical capabilities

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>realistic female armor and warriors

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If you fail to fight back, yes.

Ottoman Empire > Russia

The reproductive cycle was just another thing holding them back thanks to society, and now that we live in the future, that's no longer the case, and women are joining militaries all over the world and kicking ass. Stay mad.
>an anime waifunigger with rightie leanings desperately tries to hold onto the last vestiges of male superiority in modern society
See, I can assume too.

And look at them now

How can you physically impose your will on 50% of the population for 20,000 years without being either smarter or stronger?

>Just because I lost to you doesn't mean you're better than me
What kind of po-mo clown world thinking is this

>it is future now
>it means that reproductive cycle works differently now
How old are you

Nice neckbeard pseudoscience, kid.

It means they're no longer chained to the endless cycle of producing children that men forced on them. Learn to read.

Give me links of every single one of those videos or you are full of shit

>The reproductive cycle was just another thing holding them back thanks to society, and now that we live in the future, that's no longer the case, and women are joining militaries all over the world and kicking ass. Stay mad.

Is this all to say that since women can have penises now that equally means that women can be warriors? Fine enough, but don't expect the Corps to pay for their transition.

Biological women will always be disadvantaged based on their reproductive system, bodily structure such as breasts and the geometry of their hips both of which do not allow them the same physical attributes as men. They are liabilities and it takes an astoundingly rare woman to be able to handle not only the stress of combat but the grueling conditions that come with it, she must be contended to never ever be able to bear children and she must understand that if some goat fucker catches her she will be violently raped and killed, simply because she is a woman.

Have sex. You'll find out how weak women are.

That's stupid, women can't be knights. They'd get jobbed in combat by even a moderately fit man.

>men gave them an uterus to keep them at bay

Women wouldn't even be able to carry the armor on their bodies

>porn now depicts reality
Guess I should become a pizza delivery boy.

And? They still fail to meet the standard of a military man.

>the kids he molested were too weak to writhe out from under his mounds of fat
Okay.

>and women are joining militaries all over the world and kicking ass
and now compare those femsoldiers to their male equivalent, retard

you have to be superior to impose anything

>women are joining militaries all over the world
Because feminists demanded the standards be lowered.

Shh user don't tell them. Some of them really believe men and women are inexplicably equal.

Thanks for admitting that feminists and leftists are superior to you and relinquishing your right to complain about societal progress.

im not a westerner tho

>This picture

I don't doubt the unviability of women in frontline combat units, but even animals know not to shit where they sleep and eat. What the fuck is the modern military doing?

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Then you'll either be America's bitch or china's bitch within the next fifty years.

>women are as weak as children
You're not far off with that one, remember that one time the US national women's team (who want equal pay to male footballers) lost to an under 15 boys team?

That was funny.

looking forward to western civilization existing in 50 years

lol

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Okay, achmed, nice talking to you. Stay safe out there.

>US national women's team.
It was the Australian Matilda's, actually. They lost 7-0 to the Newcastle Jets.

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As long as they use a shield, It doesn't matter what they wear as armor

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>China are feminist or leftist
Try leaving your house lmao. Oh look who's in the White House now?

Maybe the EU will work- oh shit that's falling apart too.

The left lost, watching you niggers tear yourselves apart over equality and mental illness is highly entertaining.

High heels with armor is also retarded.

Thanks, you too.

Perhaps they did but the USWNT also lost to an under 15 boys team.

>communists aren't leftists

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Didn't Russian Empire won like 90% of the russo-turkish wars?

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Had to look it up. It was against a Dallas U-15 academy boys team.
My mistake.

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It depends
High fantasy can do sexy armor since it's all magic bitch

Women can't do that, too exposed.

poleaxe no question

Female knights are more retarded than sexy armor.

fpbp once again

If you're gonna break suspension of disbelief by having women warriors you might as well give them skimpy armor

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>my fetish is better than yours
nah
It's either nice girl parts inside metal for the surprise or nice girl parts right next to metal parts for the contrast.
Both are nice.

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I love how the manly men are whining that they have to dig an extra latrine so the immature fucks don't peek at the female soldiers' snatches as they piss. Classic military culture right there.

>Boudica
>Gleefully had her men butcher thousands of civilians and auxiliary.
>Got her ass beat as soon as an actual Roman Army, not even half the size of hers, arrived.
Wow, what a hero.

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Female knights is the most retarded thing ever created.

>warriors have to be good people to be good warriors
That disqualifies an absolute fuckton of men, my dude.

Crossbowmen were professional soldiers, and highly paid at that. At the peak of their usage they were on the same status of knights, but were far less effective. The longbow was the epitome of range, save for when the firearm was developed. That's when the crossbow fell by the wayside except in New Spain. The only reason the crossbow was even used was because it was generally cheap to throw into someone's hands, and yet they were higher paid then your average footman. Probably because it's harder to learn how to fire a bolt then get in a formation and keep close. Even then, they were shooting just two a minute, while and could probably only pierce knights at close range. Fifty yards, maybe. And even then, it'd have to be a direct shot. A warhorse travelling at full speed would close the distance in a few seconds.

There's no comparison. Crossbows are shite, just look at the hundred years war. Basically a hundred years of crossbows being dicked down on. It took an act of God for the French loss to be reversed.

Underrated post

>imagine being a blacksmith in high fantasy setting
>imagine the gold you will make from all those
custom variations and sizes for thigh armor and breast plates.
Anyone who says females will abandon their sense of fashion,even if comes to war is delusional.Only factor,determinating this will be how rich are they.

>This level of reading comprehension
I think you missed his point.

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Right? It's almost like picking up the slack so onions sipping dick sucking liberals can feel they've taken a step towards an "equality" that can never exist is annoying.

We had a chick in our PB for a while. Had her own tent while we were living 6 people to a 4 man tent. We didn't dig her a latrine but she had to piss in the same bags we use to shit and and we made her burn them. They don't burn so well with piss in them so it was pretty funny all in all. She was glad to leave and was an eye opener for me - people like you are completely delusional.

Based.

>sóyboys in charge of literacy

Then she wasn't a good warrior either, since she managed to get 50,000+ People killed in a single battle while barely denting the Roman lines. Try again, apologist.

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Disgusting weeb

Reminds me of playing Tera.

Frilly battle dress > Full plate armour > shit >>>>>>>>>> Bikini Armour

>lel we made her burn the piss
Clearly a sign of a well-adjusted human being who should be given the authority to kill people for minimum wage.

>full plate
>sexy armor
>implying these two things are mutually exclusive
Found the faggot

>being this retarded
civvies everyone

This man gets it

It's Kriegsmesser

The point is that burning waste and shit like that was something they had to deal with every day and that the woman couldn't handle the every day nitty gritty of what they do. Dumbass.

blessed thread

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>Helmet squished her cheeks
:)

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You have to burn the bags, she's the only one pissing in them so it followed that she'd do it. She had the alternative of using the urinal, a piece of bent corrugated iron roofing that drained through a hole in the hesco wall.

It's not a difficult job anyway so calm your tits, it's just funny watching someone who's never done it struggle with the bags of trash, pour way too much petrol on and burn their eyebrows off - broke up the stag quite nicely and I'm thankful for her cervix. I do wonder though, on 2+ hour vehicle moves where we piss in bottles, what will they do? On clearance patrols where you have to wear this ballistic "nappy" and you can barely curve your dick around it to piss, what the fuck are they going to do? The answer is they wont perform these duties because they're simply unable to do it because they lack a penis. This doesn't even begin to touch on the enormous physical discrepancies but I do wonder, why do you feel the need to have an opinion on this? You don't know a single thing about it so... Just don't talk about it.

>minimum wage
Nobody who is remotely good at their job stays in the military, especially now, and literal 85 IQ Fijian retards who man checkpoints/guard DFACS for the company I worked for in Iraq make more than doctors. Anyone who stayed in is even more retarded and deserves their pitiful salary.

what is it with this kind of armor that frames the face that is so goddamn arousing?

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... What?

Meant to reply to the guy you were replying to

Why not make both options available?

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