>can control fate
>still loses
WHAT
Can control fate
Julian Gutierrez
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Isaac Thomas
...
Robert Garcia
I wish I would punch you, retard. Touhou is ours.
Robert Perry
>can control destruction
>gets destroyed
WHAT
Grayson Turner
nah
Hudson Rivera
>Can control cringe
>makes me cringe
How do they do it?
Eli Wood
What are spellcard rules?
Henry Bell
That was her claim, she just capable to do short clairvoyance and prevents some stuff from happening
Matthew Phillips
Just because you can control fate doesn't mean anything when all your fates is you losing even when changed.
This is what called Destiny.
Andrew Harris
By doing what you said they can do, you retard
>Is retarded
>Acts retarded
HOW DOES HE DO IT
Kevin Johnson
>can control fate
>loses to cock
OH NO NO NO
Jonathan Harris
No killing it's just funsies bro
Except when it's food uh I mean a human outside the bounds
Jace Roberts
Oh no...no no no
Joseph Hall
Patiently waiting for the futa doujins
Isaac Cox
Caleb Evans
>outside of a person's control
>gets controlled by remilia
OH NO NO NO WIKIPEDIA BTFO
Luis Robinson
2hus are weak as fuck
Christopher Nguyen
It’s spellcard rules, which is why sakuya can’t freeze time forever or why reimu can’t just phase out of reality and why yukari and yuyuko cant just will you out of existence etc etc
Without spellcard rules gensokyo would be very quickly nuked to pieces as soon as any conflict started
Sebastian Thompson
4d chess
Ryan Long
I could never find where this came from
Juan Flores
Tags: Meiling, remilia, drugs, english, rape, double_penetration
Henry Adams
>rape
>drugs
disgusting, this is why yuri doujins are better
Jason Thomas
What's the problem? It's the equivalent to proxy wars during the Cold War.
Michael Butler
can't beat the cock
join us over on /jp/'s touhou san andreas server
Colton Green
>Meiling
>Rape
Delete this right fucking now
Aaron Hall
Yeah she's doing the raping
Carter Sanders
Spellcard rules don't allow "I automatically win" abilities. Even if they did, it's unclear exactly what all Remilia can do with her ability, as those sorts of abilities have limits. Yamame can manipulate illness, but that doesn't mean she can infect everyone on the planet with ebola.
This is also all assuming that Remilia can actually manipulate fate at all. Flandre claimed she was making it up, and pretending to have an ability of that nature fits Remilia's personality.
Colton Jones
when marisa no give pussy
Nolan Butler
but what if a yuri doujin includes rape and drugs?
Colton Bell
Impossible, girls can't rape girls.
Jonathan James
>that doujin where hatate gets a hair curler shoved up her pussy by Aya
Adam Taylor
I'm pretty sure they can
isnt that from a movie?
link?
Samuel Young
>girls can't rape girls.
You sound like a novice
Cameron Wilson
Because Marisa only wants manly men.
Brandon Martin
the only good doujins are cute doujins
Jose Butler
Michael Butler
I want Bomber Grape back
Tyler Perez
>touhou thread
>people only talk about the porn
That's because touhou is crap.
The story is crap.
The gameplay is crap.
People only care about the porn.
Touhou sucks.
Owen Gray
pull the trigger.
Brandon Wilson
>can control the boundary between losing and not losing
>still loses
Turns out I have no images of Yukari, pretend I posted one.
Jacob Morgan
Fucking chill out dude, it's a video game
Nicholas Walker
Momiji Nitrite and its sequels are the greatest doujin series of all time.
Oliver Fisher
How painful is mustard gas?
Aaron Wilson
you're a big guy.
Nathaniel Robinson
Not as painful as ketchup gas.
Noah White
Rem is the a dumb bat!
Easton Nguyen
is that how lesbian sex works ?
Colton Hernandez
Not the first time. You get to do the weird stuff the second time.
Anthony Barnes
what about the third time ?
Cameron Cook
Made me smile you dumb fuck
Brayden Bell
I wish I never maked the touhou games
Justin Gutierrez
I don't know, I never slept with the same girl three times.
Christian Moore
ZUN? What are you doing here?
John Rogers
JUST A REMINDER that ALL women belong to the CHAD PRINCE
Lincoln Torres
is touhou overwatch?
Nathaniel Evans
reimu's armpits are going to destroy gensokyo!!!
Lucas Thomas
>male
>wears a choker
the only women he is ever getting is reisen with her futa dick
Leo Stewart
>Rumia = Cream
>Sakuya = The World
>Cirno = White Album
>Remilia = King Crimson
>Flandre = Killer Queen
>Medicine = Purple Haze
>Kyoko = Echoes
>Mokou = Magician's Red
>Hatate = Hermit Purple
>Youmu = Silver Chariot
>Komachi = The Hand
>Ichirin = Star Platinum
>Futo = Dragon's Dream
>Seiran = Tusk Act 3 and 4
>Yukari = Sticky Fingers
Any other more JoJo's Bizarre Adventures references in Touhou?
Blake Collins
Where on God's green earth do you see a choker
Luke Gray
>PC exclusive so consoletards can't shitpost with it
>ZUN isn't a retard so twittercappers and e-celebfags can't shitpost about him
That leaves only the cumbrains
Charles Fisher
>cumbrains
Is this the new fucking years-old Twitter meme this horrible board imported? I've seen it on here about 10 times in the past couple days. Don't act like it's not from Twitter, I fucking know exactly where it came from and who coined the term in the first place.
Luke Gray
Drinking with regret
Colton Hernandez
I thought it was from /fit/
Luis Mitchell
>always wondered why people were tired of Mamizou
>reading FS for the first time
>barely 13 chapters in
>already tired of her
Does she show any sort of flaws later on or does she just fill that same niche of know-it-all trickster like Yukari. Cause fuck her human form's sexy as hell but anytime she's on screen everyone just starts acting incompetently and just jerks off how good she is.
Another character I see a bunch of complaints about is Sumireko. And I'd guess its for similar reasons?
Ian Wood
No, it's from an autistic woman on Twitter called fanghail and it's been around for a couple of years
Ryder Taylor
>I fucking know exactly where it came from and who coined the term in the first place.
youtube.com
Jack Price
>wojak
You're not helping your case.
Brandon Torres
I'll take your word for it, twitter scholar.
Jonathan Gonzalez
Sumireko is just an obnoxious brat that get bullied by almost everyone. She's the focus of the worst game in the series though
Anthony Rodriguez
there is a lot of permanent newfags that have flooded this site ever since the shazbowl
Asher Jones
What's wrong? don't you like kancolle user?
Jacob Gonzalez
thanks mate
Cooper Morales
>have access to internet
>isn't omniscient
Gabriel Reyes
Open-ended and overly simple powers are the best stupid shit
>power over boundaries (between life and death or reflections and reality)
>power to surprise (by unexpectedly being the EX boss)
>power to fly away (from EVERYTHING)
Caleb Murphy
I would smell remi's 5 century unwashed vampire feet even if my insides rotted.
Anthony Scott
I wish to join you
Jacob Price
haha coony
Lucas White
>no Remi gf to spread her rancid toes in my garden and wilt all my cute plants with her smell
I want Remi to bite me so I can rub and sniff her feet forever.
Jonathan Sullivan
I think you should spend less time on Yea Forums, Sakuya.
Jacob Hughes
Remi already bit sakuya!
Now she has to rub her feet for many centuries.
Brayden Reyes
I'm so envious!
Nicholas Price
I TRIBUTE OBELISK THE TORMENTOR TO SUMMON THE BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON
Nathan Lopez
Weak, pathetic mortal lungs can't handle Remi's feet stink! It melts them in 5 seconds.
Just imagine being in this town when a cute, giant, barefoot vampire girl tells you to look up and breathe, only to feel a long and painful burning as her smell fills your insides!
Nicholas Moore
man, why did you think it was acceptable to post this ?
Parker Reed
Talking about Remi feet alway acceptable.
Now, deep breaths, mortal. She just washed them 200 years ago.
Asher Jackson
cringe
Cooper Campbell
talking about her feet is ok, but dont post that fucking image ever again please
Matthew Peterson
Landon Miller
what's wrong with it?
Remi has nice feet. Also I want to DRINK wine polluted by stinky vampire feet.
Nathaniel Reyes
Kancolle sucks dick and it's 100% soulless
Jaxon Johnson
Where can i buy 10 bottles of that wine?
Logan Watson
ask remi.
Cameron Jackson
>ask remi.
Oh, at this rate I might pour the wine down her soles and drink it straight from the source
Justin Taylor
Reimu would murder everyone unless they settled their differences with lucha instead of real fighting, so they settle their differences with lucha.
Jose Flores
But that's just running the wine over her feets. It wont pollute it thoroughly. She needs to go barefoot into a basket of grapes and press them.
Colton Butler
Any yuri doujin involving Ran and/or Chen is automatically rape because it is predicated on canon mind control
Elijah Brown
Stupid remimi posters.
She deserves punishment
Zachary Harris
It dissolves the inside of your lungs so you drown in your own blood and pus. It's the simultaneous feelings of asphyxiation and severe chemical burns.
Ryder Roberts
so just like smelling remi feet.
Blake Ross
That sounds exactly like what would happen if you sniffed remi's stinky feets
Carson Powell
Is SA considered hard compared to the others? I've played every game up to it but something about this game destroys me.
Sebastian Nguyen
>power levels in touhou
don't bother
Charles Clark
Its considered one of the tougher ones yes
Jordan Barnes
>effortlessly wins the danmakubowl
Is there any stopping her?
Nathan Cook
based.
Need to huff remi feet so my lungs rot and I can die a painful death.
Or maybe i'll just become her cute vampire slave.
Bentley Harris
flap flap
Eli James
I think its one of the harder ones yeah but the music slaps hard as hell so you win some you lose some I guess
Kayden Martinez
Is this what /jp/ threads are normally like, because this fucking sucks.
Andrew Roberts
Speaking of wich, how is Regret doing these days?
Dont worry user, things will get better
Jeremiah Reyes
stink!!!!!
Elijah Peterson
remi eat borger
Lincoln Perry
yes unfortunately
when subhuman /jp/sies decide to leak from their containment board they trash up threads on Yea Forums
sad
Jaxon Perry
Yeah the music is whats keeping me going, guess i'll just have to practice more.
Thomas Garcia
even /jp/ hates the feetniggers
Xavier Ward
WHAT??!!
Ian Mitchell
would sniff her feet while she does so.
t. filthy kike
Anthony Cruz
>new 2hu game
>set in hell
>animal themes
>still no Orin
ZUN is styling all over the Orinfags, will they ever catch a break? Its unfortunate though because lullaby of a deserted hell and be of good cheer were great.
Evan Butler
/jp/fags are men of culture, they dislike feet and love reimu's armpit
Christopher Garcia
Aaron Gomez
Gavin Cook
That's not reimu.
Jordan Johnson
Orin is not a very popular girl
if he wanted to appeal to the SAfags he should rather get Okuu in
Michael Green
it clearly says remiu, not reimu.
Ryan Turner
It's the second hardest on normal after LoLK. ReimuA is the strongest shot by far, but MarisaB is one of the most fun shots in the series.
Asher Murphy
I never got how hell exists in buddhism. Don't you just reincarnate after death? When does this detour into hell enter the process
Christopher Sanders
I would love a playable Okuu.
But that'll never happen
Levi Baker
Feet are great, it's just a popular fetish so there's a lot of low quality garbo out there.
Cooper Cruz
>WHAT
Reimu is the GER of touhou
Jaxon Gutierrez
I don't think she'd be fitting considering her role though
the only SAhu that ZUN still cares about is Koishi anyway
Robert Ross
Just as I said... It's not Reimu, but Remilia.
Julian Watson
> Koishit
Don't remind me user. I still can't understand what the appeal is with her.
No one really fits in SA. Maybe Yuugi?
Dylan Long
That's not a Reimu either faggot
Alexander Cruz
I thought she was supposed to be Kenshiro or something. Isn't her strongest skill 'muso tensei'? what the hell can Reimu actually do that makes her so strong? Would be keen to see if she actually had GER-tier powers though.
Austin Thompson
She would be on the level of the Moon bitches if not beyond if she actually put effort in it. She's that broken.
Aaron Stewart
>I still can't understand what the appeal is with her.
cute retarded moe, and I guess her nature makes her a good pick for going outside Former Hell
Yuugi could do but then she doesn't even have much relevance in the oni manga unfortunately
David Reed
>is Satori's "pet"
Is this sexual?
Noah Walker
How does GER work?
Tyler Barnes
What the fuck are you pulling my leg. Do you mean those two sisters that Eirin left in charge of the moon? Didn't the purple one completely body Remilia in a fight? Or am I remembering Sinner in Blue wrong. What the fuck Reimu you lazy miko holy shit.
Is there any specific power she has like GER or is it potential access to a stupidly infinite number of powers like purple one?
Anthony Baker
Nah. Okuu would make it painful with her third leg. She doesn't want to hurt Satori.
That's why she preys on other birds like Mystia, Aya or Hatate when she gets out
Jonathan Howard
RemiuC's has been my jam so far because of the control your have over it, but I've been trying to get used to MarisaB because of its insane amount of utility.
Aiden Gomez
Their working hours are flexible but usually 40h/week
James Walker
Her power is the ability to temporarily render herself Literally Invincible on a conceptual level
Thomas Adams
It can automatically 'set things to zero' if that makes sense. The key word being automatic because it can trigger regardless of the user's activation. Its how Araki decided he would beat Diavolo's time shenanigens. At first glance you think 'that's cool' but then you try think about what it could mean and then you realise that you should stop.
Ryder Smith
and yet, she still lost
Dylan Cook
Yes they bodied everyone in the party not just Remilia.
Thing is, Reimu has a power to call on Gods similar to those two but completely untrained.
Think of Reimu as Frieza. Insane base power. A bit of training and she goes golden and shit on everyone.
Jayden Sanchez
She’s literally Love Train
Jeremiah Allen
She's not trying
Anthony Wilson
tried hard enough to fuck with impurity powers and she still lost
Landon Wood
Do all Hakurei shrine maidens get op powers or is Reimu unique
James Turner
So Reimu's got the ability, or at least potential, to be one of the strongest ever but she doesn't because she'd rather drink tea on a porch. You know that seems rather fitting for some reason. I wonder if we will ever see Reimu go full SSJB Golden Frieza Blanco at least once in our life-times or before ZUN is kill. I dunno if I want her all super strong like that all the time but getting to see her flex for once would be pretty interesting.
Justin Hall
Do succubi exist in Gensokyo, or does Japan not have legends of those kinds of demons?
Dylan Hernandez
>deleted
perhaps reimu's feet are too powerful to behold
Anthony Price
We know nothing about previous shrine maidens except that they wore 2B style leotards and they were way more badass than Reimu.
Samuel Mitchell
They have them, but they call them "Women" instead of succubi.
Sebastian Scott
What the hell is up with Kappa's and cucumbers. Is this a thing in their lore, are Kappas just really into cucumbers? Even the wiki says you can bribe Kappas with a few cucumbers. And why haven't I seen Nitori shove her hand up someone's asshole yet looking for those golden anus ball things yet.
Robert Hill
>One of ZUN's best designs
>Hasn't used her since
It's not fair
Camden Reed
Koakuma's the closest thing to a succubus.
Hudson Barnes
GER revert any cause and nullifies effect. Fantasy Heaven makes you immune to both cause and effect.
Tewi and Hina combine is probably close to Love Train
And there's the other list
Connor Sanchez
damn patchouli has her own succubus, what a based woman
Bentley Hughes
Is getting your ass literally eaten by a kappa the most humiliating death in Gensokyo?
Brandon Ortiz
>What happens if you kill destruction
Owen Peterson
>Mass replies like a faggot
>Is a complete and utter faggot
How does he do it indeed
Gabriel Reed
>nitori will never fist your asshole
Justin King
>Nitori eats your ass to death
Are you kidding me user, I wish I could go out that way. I just hope when I die its sudden and I'd have no way to stop it so I can die without regrets. I have no idea what the most humiliating way to go out is but getting eaten out by a cute kappa is hardly it.
Jordan Rivera
Getting disemboweled and then bleeding to death is not a sudden/painless death, dumbass
Andrew Powell
That's not what I was trying to say at all. I'm saying I'd be okay with getting my ass fisted to death by Nitori and that there are worse, more humiliating ways to die. That part about dying quickly is referring to me right now IRL. That's the absolute most I could wish for, let alone a cute 2hu beating the shit out of me. Read closer user.
Tyler Hernandez
>work at SDM
>pros:
>be in immediate vicinity of Patchouli, Remilia, Flandre, Koakuma, Sakuya, Meiling 24/7
>pretty good food
>cons:
>have to put up with all their bullshit 24/7
>the fairy maids are useless
>you get one day off every 10 years
>will probably be eaten at some point
Worth it?
Landon Martin
why would they eat me ?, anyways it would probably be worth it
Levi Parker
Do SDM workers actually get paid?
Ryan Hall
Because they are vampires and youkai, user
Aiden Nguyen
They do it for free
Daniel Cook
they wouldn't fucking eat me if i worked for them you dumbass, or if i befriended them
Cameron Gonzalez
Remi is built for anal.
Jose Cox
remi is built for sakuya and sakuya only
Camden Collins
>being surrounded by fairy cunny
>a bad thing
Nicholas Mitchell
>Have a second employee who actually does shit unlike the useless Fairies
>Kill him
Doesn't seem like a great plan
Camden Rogers
>mansion is supposed to be staffed by dozens of servants
>it is sized accordingly
>but all the servants besides (you) and Sakuya do absolutely nothing all day
>meaning that you'll have to cover for them
>this is a good thing?
Chase Garcia
IIRC Remi doesn't actually drink that much blood and the other girls aren't the kind to eat humans.
Owen Reyes
Flandre
Colton Gray
>the other girls aren't the kind to eat humans
pretty sure the EoSD dialogue has Meiling and Patchouli talking about eating Marisa
though Remilia doesn't attack Gensokyo natives, only outsiders
Kayden Rivera
Already handled.
Noah Bennett
Marisa has it coming
Death to all thieves
Jackson Lewis
well they were talking about eating her out tho, not literally eating her
Christian Sanchez
Do you think Mokou has a secret fetish for dying
Isaac King
>t.
David Fisher
>fuck the mistress's little sister
Dead man walking
Chase Reed
Who is the better catgirl:
>Rin
>Chen
Brody Fisher
I bet you don't even have 10 fingers.
Asher Jackson
patchy can barely walk 10ft without having to pull out her inhaler how would she eat a full sized human?
Christopher Price
Anons, we have a problem. At this very moment, on the moon, there are lunarians who are still alive. How do we correct this oversight?
Alexander Collins
Chen because her spellcards aren't fucking bullshit
Oliver Thomas
>drugs
YAWN
Tyler Richardson
What if we nuked the moon?
Josiah Long
Tell them only ritual sacrifice can kill the Americans.
Michael Wilson
Flandre might kill you by accident but I doubt she would eat you
Jacob Adams
her foot odor would kill me.
Asher Perez
They can but it's ok
Levi Baker
>>>/reddit/
Landon Hall
oh no Yea Forums!! what is this old hag doing with reimu ?!
Xavier Powell
Leave the moon to me
Owen Howard
Yeah I've seen this one, it's fucking trash
Touhou rape doujins are way too common desu
Brody Nelson
>rape
Liam James
kissu
and they make no sense at all aswell
James Gomez
Shou
Chase Morris
David Fisher
Man those expressions look so fucking stupid, what kind of underaged virgin actually thinks those are hot?
Sebastian Collins
it's a cultural thing.
Jace Jones
>Remilia
>Eiren
>Yukari
Which is the worst boss?
Elijah Morgan
Mostly because people tacked on whatever local beliefs they had onto bhuddism
Jacob Russell
>Buddhist
Automatically disqualified
Hudson Hughes
Fuck off taoshit
Sebastian Howard
Would this make Yukari a pedo?
Justin Young
Isnt Reimu like 26?
Anthony Cox
>Not jerking off to doujinshi where the touhous go out and rape men
Ethan Hernandez
16 wasn't it?
Levi Johnson
Leo Campbell
No because otherwise Abe's ninjas would have had Zun murdered in his sleep for showing underage drinking
Caleb Davis
Why kill them? The best thing to do is to let them live with their frustration and laugh at them
After FIFTY years they are still assblasted about the moon landing, and they will still be for the next 50
Henry Sanders
>play this game
>ntr cuckoldry
>delete game
>download sequel or whatever
>asks me if I want the girls to be virgins
>click yes
>game calls me a fag
>makes girls nonvirgins despite my choice
What the heck is wrong with japanese people?
Charles Ward
>rape men
trash
>rape other 2hus
now we're talking
Cooper Moore
Have you tried not being a retard?
Ayden Bennett
Based
Isaiah Turner
>Getting upset over being called a fag
I dunno man, all the girls were virgins when I chose the setting for it. The one in the image is the sequel you're talking about, though.
Jason Gutierrez
There are none outside futa ones.
Evan Adams
You're not looking hard enough
Tyler Reed
Don't take insults from fat, ugly, autistic japanese guys who make text based touhou themed erotic games in their spare time too seriously.
Grayson Thompson
Those are good. Those where the canon characters get raped are trash
Nolan Ortiz
>taotard
Ryan Fisher
What is better: frilly hats, pointy hats, or ribbons?
Jacob Ortiz
post dorks
Alexander Thomas
Ribbons: I'm trying to think about my favorite touhous, and Marisa aside, they all wear ribbons
Alexander Torres
Nips are pretty shit when it comes to this stuff. They love to say that a character can "control fate" or is "stronger than time" or whatever, but what it mainly means is that the beam that this character shoots is stronger than the beam this other character shoots. They rarely actually think about the stuff they write, but write it because it sounds cool.
Jace Clark
NO HAT
Julian Foster
Wrong, hats are required
Zachary Gutierrez
Wrong
Leo Johnson
Wrong
Ayden Peterson
What now
Dylan Wilson
Clownpiece now.
Connor Bennett
That's a ribbon, user
Sebastian Ortiz
David Perry
Marisa has a ribbon on her hat.
Aaron Brown
Would a single automatic firearm basically render all of Gensokyo powerless in its explosive might?
Why let the Youkai live when they are actively in contest with Humans for survival? Reimu did nothing wrong and should be in fact genociding every Youkai she comes across.
Kevin Morales
Those are the best ones.
Wyatt King
>Is this a thing in their lore
Yes it's in the folklore, they are also great at sumo wrestling, and one of the ways to defeat them is to bow to them and since they are polite they will bow back and the water they keep in the bowl like depression in their head will spill out and they will be greatly weakened
Daniel Ross
SHIMMY
Leo Long
>sakuya stops time
>is no longer playing by spellcard rules
>just stabs you before time resumes
>pssshhhhhh
Nicholas Bennett
catch her off-guard, she's still a human aside from time-stop and other magic shit.
Tyler Clark
>just catch her off guard
Good luck
Ryder Lopez
IT'S FUTO TIME?
Liam Ramirez
can it be futa time instead
Carter Sullivan
NO HAT
Juan Mitchell
>yeah just catch her off guard bro
good luck with that
Dominic Jenkins
N-no
David Myers
Come on, user.
Jeremiah Peterson
Guro is not allowed on 4channel
Brandon Bennett
>needs to eat, sleep, has gaps in perception, take piss/shit breaks
plenty of opportunities to shank a nigga
Wyatt Brooks
Jaxon Myers
Comfy Gensokyo is best Gensokyo
Adrian Hernandez
>Thinking ZUN is like this
No way fag
The serious answer as to why Remilia lost was because manipulating fate was against the spell card rules
Xavier Torres
k then Mr. LARPIng wannabe operator, you just have to sneak into the SDM without being seen by anyone, locate Sakuya without arousing suspicion from any of the staff working there, enter her vicinity without her unnatural senses and years of experience with putting up with unreasonable bullshit alerting her to your presence, then drawing your weapon, aiming it, and squeezing the trigger before she can stop time. Stupid fucking /k/fags thinking they're badass because they ordered a gun online and now they're apparently invincible.
Kayden Wright
So basically the same as facing DIO. The encounter it by having asspull time-stopping ability.
Blake Wood
She does all of this when tiime is stopped
Jordan White
This artists stuff is comfy as fuck
Lucas Martinez
Why is Mokou so flat
Austin Martin
Because flat is justice
Elijah Howard
Not to mention Sakuya's abilities aren't limited to just stopping time, not even close
Chances are in an actual all out fight she wouldn't even stop time at all
Landon Cook
What is going through Alice's mind at this EXACT moment?
Robert Myers
people aren't aware how truly imperceptive they are until they've been fooled before
Mason Sanchez
>Flandre in the sunlight
RIP
Jason Lopez
Have fun dying
Elijah Rodriguez
Cirno's teaching her how to get a tan.
Camden Bell
>following Chen around too
>making castles for inchling
>sitting down with ojou-sama
I want to go to Gensokyo
Dylan Allen
I want to bang Marisa so hard right now, just like usual
>making castles for inchling
You are a good person
Kayden Green
>that one doujin with the wolf touhou that got raped by a nigger with sunglasses
Isaiah Rivera
>Marisa is talking to me in front of everyone panic panic panic panic panic panic panic
Samuel Robinson
Thomas Cruz
>powerlevel
>touhou
I though that it didn't exist the word powerlevel in the touhou vocabulary
Carson Jones
funny as shit though
love and piece
Aiden Mitchell
FS is just trash in general, it takes itself way too seriously, the plot takes forever to go anywhere and the main cast can't stop jerking off Mamizou and her loli fucktoy. Funnily enough, Mamizou had brief but entertaining appearances in WaHH.
As for Sumi, she just shows up too often for a character that lacks good chemistry with the main cast. They build her up as the outside world girl but we sorta of already had that with Sanae.
Eli Rivera
official tier list
Andrew Wright
Why Reimu just killed fortune teller instead challenging him to spellcard duel?
Kayden Torres
Only women are allowed to become youkai.
Brody Rivera
>her
Thomas Hernandez
Why would you use spellcards when you are actually trying to kill someone? Its' in the job description to kill on sight any human villager who becomes a youkai.
Elijah Sullivan
Reimu hates men
Brandon Murphy
Why do the fans say that Alice is gay?
Nathaniel Lee
popular video from the old days
Jose Walker
Yuukafags had to deal with the same bullshit for years.
Blake Green
Doesnt she try to kill Marisa in one of the manga because she thinks that Marisa cucked her with Patchouli?
Christopher Morris
>we sorta of already had that with Sanae.
The moriya group left this world before the fateful year of 2007.
Everyone thought Alice was gay after IN had her bunking with Marisa and being tsundere. Half the fans thought she was gay before that because yuri goggles.
Blake Anderson
It's part of the contrast between her and Marisa. Reimu is lazy and relies on natural skill, Marisa is energetic and works her ass off to keep up.
Elijah Thompson
Not really on topic, but this seems to be the best thread for it regardless: I've just stated playing IN and I have no idea what the fuck is going on. Can someone explain to me how the whole time concept works and what the human/youkai meter at the bottom of the screen means/does?
Lucas Watson
Having them fist you to death first would be worse.
That got me thinking, you know those bullshit point and click games where you can die to anything? Imagine one of those where you play as an outside world human who just got spirited away and your objective is reaching the village without dying.
Joshua Young
I was holding back but Cirno Negro killed me. Damn these Spanish tier lists are great.
Josiah Long
>show some competence to get along with Sakuya
>get to chill with Meiling and hear her life stories
>occassionally play with the sisters
>go to the library to pick up books when bored
>the mansion is already dark as shit like your room
Sounds nice.
Oliver Myers
>>That got me thinking, you know those bullshit point and click games where you can die to anything? Imagine one of those where you play as an outside world human who just got spirited away and your objective is reaching the village without dying.
Robert Miller
>reimu did nothing wrong
>killing youkai
But she kills even innocents too?
Like a innocent kappa?
I though that the shine maidens job is to...
Emm...
Defeat some incidents...
Joshua Peterson
Because she is
John Allen
I've come to make an announcement, Reimu Hakurei is a bitch ass motherfucker she pissed on my fucking fairy. That's right, she took her miko fucking quill-y gohei out and she clownpissed on my fucking fairy and she said her gohei was THIS BIG and I said "That's disgusting." so I'm making a call-out post on my bunbunmaru. Reimu Hakurei you got a small gohei, it's the size of this moon except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my moon looks like. That's right baby, all points, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two orbs and a rod! She fucked my fairy, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck Gensokyo! That's right, this is what you get! My『SUPER LASER PISS』 ! Except I'm not gonna piss on Gensokyo. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOON! How do you like that Chang'e? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours until the piss droplets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
Jaxon Parker
>Why let the Youkai live
Because that is the very purpose of Gensokyo, you dum-dum
Michael Perez
I've never cared about it and it seems to be scoring autism
Jacob Stewart
>implying that a NEET would have any skills that would impress the staff at the SDM
>implying that they just wouldn't use you as a bloodbag like all the other NEETs who show up from the outside world
Ian Morales
>I though that the shine maidens job is to...
The Hakurei shrine maidens job is to maintain the Hakurei Border and maintain the balance of Gensokyo
Easton Smith
I am a fast learner so it would take me two to three attempts to get it. I doubt that cleaning the mansion is very complicated, and if Sakuya keeps unreliable fairies around I am sure she can handle one human who wants to be taken under her wing.
Ian Barnes
Completing each stage advances time forward an hour. Gathering enough time things makes the stage advance a half hour. The meter affects how many time things you get. You can beat the game without focusing at all if you're god's gift to shmups though, so as long as you're trying to 1cc the meter doesn't really matter. And if you are using continues then you'll probably run out of time anyway.
Isaiah Clark
Why would they want a useless human who needs to be trained from the ground up? If they wanted that they could just get another fairy.
Camden Gomez
How hard do you think it is to be a janitor?
Logan Cook
I have something nobody else in the mansion have
Connor Bennett
Having a three digit IQ and being able to learn with my mistakes would be a good start. Besides, Sakuya doesn't interact much with her own kind so I dunno how she would feel about another human working on the mansion.
Henry Miller
Sakuya is a lunarian tho
Robert Cook
Sakuya is an ex-vampire hunter
Alexander Morgan
ZUN never told us Sakuya's backstory after he said he would.
Sebastian Williams
Being a butler is far more than just cleaning shit. You have to know all about etiquette and stuff, plus chef skills and other assorted housekeeping abilities.
Charles Hill
Sakuya is a maid
Tyler Foster
>One of Zun's best designs
>has the most inaccurate and redesigned fanart of any 2hu
>no one actually puts a concrete lump on her foot
hmm
Brandon Williams
Wait. Wasn't this an old dream eater merry doujin?
Luis Carter
>it takes itself way too seriously, the plot takes forever to go anywhere
it's a slice of life manga, retard.
Jaxon Young
>Jojo's bizarre adventure
Noah Brooks
remifeetpilled and sneedpilled
Jace Clark
yes, let's add another completely useless fairy to the mansion
Luis Edwards
>spacejin
Adrian Gray
It has an ongoing plot though.
Elijah Rogers
>get to level 30 in Touhoumon
>suddenly every major fight are minmaxed teams with 540+ BST puppets
Xavier Perez
>playing Emerald Purple
>play somewhat competently save for a few difficulty spikes
>having trouble telling types apart since they are confusing and nowhere as straightforward as the ones from basegame
>reach Ever Grande
>your rival suddenly pulls a fucking strong team and wipes you out
Y-you too.
Jace Rodriguez
NOOO THE MISTRESS IS SCARED I MUST MAKE HER FEEL BETTER BY HUGGING HER
Brody Perry
>Watching both stories because the one year anniversary of both of them were last week
>Eggman's VA not knowing about Prison Island blowing up in Hero Story
Aaron Perez
>will Kosuzu become a youkai!!!!!????
James Kelly
More like will Kosuzu fuck the raccoon
Isaac Barnes
>Playing Another World
>Get a 990 BST monstrosity at what is effectively the third gym
Luis Williams
Only if I get to marry Sakuya eventually
Colton Powell
>>ntr cuckoldry
The fuck are you talking about? I know there are NTR events in eratohok but I have literally never seen them once, and if it really bothers you that much you can just turn them off
Lucas Watson
What about when that other villager became a youkai? you know what she did with that? she did the exact thing the fortune teller suggest they do
Ayden Ward
There are only like 4 characters in 2hu that are excessively OP
Nathan Richardson
Not him, but which other villager? genuinely curious cause im going through FS right now.
Ayden Carter
>god summoner and reality floater
>ultimate magic of creation x2
>border bitch
>japanese goburin of infinite mass
>nuclear ss. goodwife
>jojo reference meido
>one-winged type green reality bender
there's a bunch
Joseph Nelson
>>ultimate magic of creation x2
Who?
Levi Ortiz
Okina and Shinki I guess
Xavier Richardson
>the horned character on the TH17 cover
yeah I'm thinkin' she's back
Justin Rodriguez
thank you
/jp/ is literally the shit stain bastard child that touhou doesn't want or didn't ask for
Camden Miller
Would you prefer touhou be on Yea Forums in the current year?
Zachary Lewis
I would rather let touhou be in it's fucking containment board
since only about 10% of that board only plays the games and the 90% is there just to fucking waifu post and roleplay
Brody Nelson
You're giving conflicting messages here and frankly not making much sense
Cooper Torres
hi mister Hall Monitor how about actually looking for a thread that isn't fucking videogames to cry about. It only took me 3 seconds to find one, what the fuck are you doing here?
Jackson Bell
Good thing about KanColle is that as soon as the next gacha-esque game came out with Azur Lane it basically died out. And that's not even getting into the whole FGO nonsense....
Asher Davis
Which game has the best jewel case?
Nathan Foster
>conflicting messages
I don't see how
i literally said in those 2 posts that touhou posters should stay in their fucking larp containment board
>Crying about games
nah lrn2rd
Elijah Young
this
fuck touhoutrannies
Xavier Ortiz
StB
Hudson Garcia
SA
Elijah White
LoLK
Cooper Rogers
scroll up.
take a look at the banners
Now let me ask you a quick question Mr. 2016, do you know where you are? I don't think you do
Jaxson Wood
>replying
you are dumber than he is
Jayden Adams
If you're above 80% of either H or Y side you get respective bonuses to your time gauge. Human side gives you points if you deal damage, Youkai side gives you score for grazing. You will want to never focus on stages 1-3 and later on graze as much as you can. You can also go from H to Y and vice versa quickly by grabbing the blue pieces enemies drop.
Beating a stage with time score above the max on right side means you get to save half an hour and face a Last Word. Lives/bombs don't matter during it, you either cap it or no, it's just for the completion, but some of the spell practice cards require you to beat them iirc. Also it's free practice.
If you fuck up and have to continue, time goes forward by half an hour. If you run out of time before you reach the last boss, mission failed, game over.
Adrian Hernandez
Kinda sad but sakuya wanting to try her own leg at the end was pretty good
Michael Flores
>Ranma (universo 7).
That shit's good user.
Blake Fisher
Where does Koishi Blanco (corazón palpitante) rank?
Ryan Wright
Why is touhou allowed to have a general on Yea Forums?
Brody Hall
>/jp/ is the shit stain that touhou doesn't want or didn't ask for
Here you're strongly implying that Touhou should not be contained to /jp/ because /jp/ sucks
>I would rather let touhou be in it's fucking containment board since only about 10% of that board only plays the games and the 90% is there just to fucking waifu post and roleplay
Here you're literally saying that Touhou should be contained to /jp/ because /jp/ sucks
Nathaniel Cruz
My daughter is watching this anime
Levi Sanders
Why is Twitter allowed to?
Camden Turner
>why are there videogame threads on Yea Forums?
please. just leave, nobody will miss you
Colton James
Julian Allen
I'm gonna stay just to cuck you faggot
Jackson Flores
HSiFS
Joseph Lewis
Generals belong on /vg/
Touhou belongs on /jp/ or /trash/
Wyatt White
do you even understand what a general is? Just stop posting you are embarrassing yourself 2016 kun
Cooper Kelly
stop replying dumbass
Xavier Howard
You keepmaking these shitty threads every single day. Fuck off already newfag
Brody Bennett
Yukari is Reimu's mommy
Aaron Rodriguez
>if you don't like our shit games you are a 2016 pol nigger!
been here longer than you fuckhead
Jordan Garcia
considering you are crying about something that has been around since this site has started I doubt that. You already exposed how new you are
Nathan Brooks
wbawc's logo is pretty slick. IN should have been used for ZUN's vaporwave game.
Easton Baker
>PC exclusive
user, I...
Adam Cruz
post comfyhus
Jonathan King
nice of someone to spend over a hundred hours in ms paint adding wbawc
Hunter Morales
Charles Allen
Michael Gray
Jackson Morgan
>considering you're crying
im not the one who sperged out at an obvious bait
Evan White
is there a real difference in gameplay mechanics or level design between the first windows touhou game and the last one?
i see a bigger jump from 98 to windows really.
Bentley Sanchez
>Slave to sexual distractions
What if I wank it to kill the urge so I can get back to my video games without being distracted by sexual things?
Connor Cox
gimmicks obviously make a difference between windows games
stuff has also changed with how games handle bombs, extra bombs and lives
core gameplay is the same but EoSD and SA play very differently imo
Jaxson Rodriguez
Brody Jenkins
the biggest jumps are from ms to eosd and from eosd to pcb
Oliver Reyes
ULiL may not be the best game, but the jewel case is siiiiick
Alexander Ramirez
Isaac Lopez
Zachary Richardson
Aaron Edwards
2hu 17 in 2 weeks boys
anyone else going to comiket to pick it up?
Evan Sanders
I like them for exactly that reason. I've started getting off more to art styles than the actual content lately.
Angel Young
Eli Hughes
Going to Tokyo in september, definitely picking it up then. I'm hoping to find 3rd eye too somewhere.
Cameron Martinez
Thomas Bailey
a general is a thread that stays on topic too long
Adam Perez
James Moore
Michael Cruz
Daniel Nguyen
>All the Touhou rape doujins with Drugs, Time Stop or Mind Control tags
I want a doujins where some of the characters properly go through a Heroine's defeat and not some guy using a bullshit deus ex machina to effortlessly defeat them.
Cooper Jenkins
Jose Bailey
Aaron Wood
Jacob Reyes
Justin Rogers
Chase Bennett
Kevin Phillips
Evan Allen
Aaron Hall
In terms of mechanics the biggest deviants are MoF and SA, right in the middle of the series
MS to EoSD doesn't change much in mechanics honestly
Joseph Green
Austin Gray
William Richardson
Levi Wilson
Is that tohoreverse or TW?
Ian Cruz
have fun user. reminds me I need to see which doujin circles are attending this year, if there's a new demetori album I'm picking that shit up too
Blake Roberts
What is she cookin
Christopher Peterson
Grilled Lampreys (and resentment towards "The Man")
Aaron Wright
Different user here, but I'm suuuuuuper worried about bomber grape.
I haven't heard anything from him in about a year and a half. His twitter is dead, and there's been no activity from him in the past 3 Comikets.
Camden Garcia
this, same with other gachashit like FGO. at least 2hu is timeless