Neuralink will make fully immersive VR possible

>Neuralink will make fully immersive VR possible
>Videogames will literally become as real as reality
>No one talks about it
>On a board about videogames
Wtf, guys...

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I hope you enjoy techbros putting plastic through your skull.

Finally, this is what everyone wants but without the gay pods like in SAO or Fallout 3.

fucking rude

Okay... now show me the tech in use.
Yep...

I cant wait for neurolink to be used to give me advertisements based on my thoughts!

Stand up and say MCDONALDS! to continue

In thirty years, they just manage to read the pulses of a few neurons with micro needles near them, that doesn't say anything about concrete thoughts or translates anything on a purposeful manner. This tech is on baby stages.

As much as this is the future that I want, I'm willing to wait so someone else can beta test it for me first.

Don't worry friend, it will be released on Sony NVR first of course.

>hey just hack my brain bro
You guys can get chipped. I'm 29 now, so I'll be dead before this truly happens to humanity. Thank God for that.

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They already got a monkey to control a computer with its mind.

I actually quit smoking in December, so I understand that. However, moving from subliminals/propaganda/advertising psychology and into *direct digital interface with your neurons* is quite a leap in sinister potentials imho.

I need links not words

>Falling for the escapist jew
Only transhumanist godless incels would want such a dangerous technology to even exist.
If some like this happens, I will rally with my political party for the restriction of such technology in my country.
Only the military will be allowed to use it for training purposes.

How do you think this would work?
How do you think nicotine works?

>get my government mandated corporate brain chip
>suddenly get an uncontrollable urge to eat mcdonalds and gain an encyclopedic knowledge of all mcdonalds locations and menus
>can't feel my left hand any more but it's okay because the mandatory contract released them from any liability

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You literally just made me crave McDonald’s. You just advertised for them for free. Idiot.

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>freedom fags will argue your impeding on their right to give away their free will

VR is a meme gimmick fad that is already over.

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>Work at Mcdonalds
>Get tipped
>Neuralink overrides my motor functions, forced to do the wagie dance each time
>Asshole queues up a shitload of wagie dances near the end of my shift

Use the words in google.

My creepy fetishes are supported by VR so I don't care.

Not even close to the most widespread addictive substance.

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Any of your arguments falls flat when given the chance to fuck pic related. Where do I sign up?!

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>finally thoughtcrime can be eradicated

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Didn't know you got a job user. Congratulations

It's not even that. This is a load that just got blown in some skank's cooter and maybe, theoretically, the sperm will begin traveling in the right direction to find an egg if she's currently ovulating. Also, she's got an immune disorder that causes her body to reject 99% of all blastocysts.

Sounds blown out of proportion, but honestly we've been due a huge breakthrough since the internet.

Oh the poor and their worthless opinion...

Or worse by simply controlling your movements and having you believe that your actions are genuine. People who promote trans-humanism and the merging of technology and humans are shills for big corporations.

A drug? The release of dopamine/other chemicals in your brain?

I guess having implants to stimulate your endocrine system in a certain way would be more scientifically feasible than The Matrix™

why

>just flesh sacks

for some reason I was expecting them to be filled with like mesh armor or something.

>gay pods like in SAO
they use headsets

>wanna browse four chan dot org on my neuro internet browser
>"this site has been blocked by your neuronal service provider, we apologize for the inconveniences."

MONKEY WITH THE TECHN9
SOUND LIKE GORILLA
BULLETS ON THE STRYCHNINE
FUMBLE LIKE MANILLA

PUT A HOLE IN A BRO
ITS ALL SKRILLA
PLASTIC SHELLS CARBON FIBER TIP
THAT'S FO REALLA

probably. I mean its not going to use magic electricity to tell your brain what to think.

Nice have fun going to jail for having bad thoughts

Honestly this is just a more advanced version of an EEG cap which requires invasive surgery and still probably won't work very well.
It might have some medical applications for paralyzed people like Stephen Hawking though.

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I thought different sonic frequencies outside of our range of hearing have already been shown to affect our moods though?

This is what we have been waiting for yet you contrarians still lose your mind just for the sake of being against something. Manchildren should be eradicated.

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>glitch in the system lets people order without paying
>1000 wagie dances

Real tactile sensory input for me being raped by female mindflayers.

I'm only putting free and open source hardware in my brain

I want skills to become as easily transferable and installable into brains as software is to computers.

>probably
Actually, it occurs to me that you can already get an implant that gives you an orgasm at the press of a button.

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um no

imagine lining up to get implanted with shitty early tech

>paralyzed people
>Stephen Hawking
I thought the condition he had was death, do they just call that paralysis now?

>Get neural implant
>Look like a sci-fi character of some kind
>People don't really pay much attention to it
>Wear this cap
>Look massively autistic
>Pointed and laughed at by anyone reasonable that sees you

>we
I have always been against integrating tech into my body.

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I would imagine its still just a stimulus that causes the same results.

>Not understanding the advancement of all at the shifting of one
When something new comes up like this, laws become ambiguous in relation and must be altered.
This would lead to a revelation in psychology and human action about the fact that what you think and what you do are two wildly different things.
Just because someone thinks "Man, I wanna fucking kill that faggot" doesn't mean they're going to do it. Negative thoughts are a part of human nature. Nobody, and I mean nobody, truly thinks nothing but pure positive happy nobody can do no wrong I love everything all the time and laws would not imprison you for thinking you wish you could kill someone. Now in a post-corporate domination world, it's a different story, but at that point, everyone loses.

>This is what we have been waiting for
>letting some dirty corpo cram his botnet in your brain so he can feed you ads and record everything you do for data to sell to marketing companies
>medical implants are notoriously shitty and will likely cause major complications later on due to low quality parts degrading and design defects

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>You mean they broadcast commercials directly to your brain in your sleep? That's awful!
>Sure. Didn't you have ads in the 20th-century?
>Well sure, but they were only on tv and radio... and magazines... and on buses, and at baseball games, and on billboards, and in newspapers, and windows, and in movies, and milk cartons, and in the sky! But in dreams? Oh no siree!

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Give me a remote version of this.

Not a chance until it is perfected and cracked so I can avoid companies taking over my reality.

Obviously I mean before he died.

invasive advertising is already here

Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you...

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Drink your confirmation can.

>your orgasm implant gets hacked
>you bust a fat nut in the middle of taking some dude's order at CyberDonald's™
>keep busting repeatedly as you try to flee after making it through the ordering process
>crawling as you fire blanks
>nerves are being assaulted by false pleasure signals
>deep agony mixes with intense pleasure
>go to the deep dark place inside
>Chris, your co-worker, steps over you on the way to the Nuggies Station™

That's the joke.

We're definitely going to need a crack/universal remote targeting those things.

Integrated
Network
Corporate
Enterprise
Liberation

WE ARE THE RESISTANCE

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The waifufags won......

I just wanna upload bros

>and the lord said “I will deliver to you all the countries of the world. I will carnally penetrate your asshole with my giant cock and Israel will be yours and your descendents will be born from the semen dripping from the bleeding asshole. Go and spray your semen all over the assholes of men.

Actually a fulldive vr wouldn't need nore. You'll be experiencing plowing your waifu from neurostimulai. That said i can see two centuries of bugfixing before it's safe.

Even if my flash the case my waifus will stay firm and supple for my enjoyment, so fuck you impotent dork.

>dude just let me stick some wires in your brain lmao

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everytime

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>Andrew Wilson
He looks like a fucking DXHR villain. It's so funny how uncanny it is.

>hey, I thought you said you hated the way the new Uncharted was looking
Nah, I was just joking man, I love how it looks, I will buy it day one, un addition to preordering it for you.
>weird how you suddenly changed your mind after you got that AR brain chip thing
I'm sure it has nothing to do with that, I just think it lools good now. By the way, you should get a chip, too.
>I'm good.
Please, I insist you get a chip. I will buy you one...

>some billonaire nip will put himself on stasis and mentally travel to his favorite anime to live with his waifu until his brain stops.
They truly won.

K then ill stick my dick in your ass while hot anime girls are rendered in my mind.

>someone hacks your implant
>changes the simulation to you being raped to futa mindflayers

>thinking this kind of tech can be stopped
That ship sailed a decade ago user. Fight it all you want, this shit is coming and anyone without it will be left behind.

Unless you plan on being dead by 44 it will happen in your lifetime

fuck off back to your cabin Ted

>people being chipped from birth for tracking purposes will happen in 15 years

oh, I hope not.

This. Random negative or stupid thoughts pop up in my head all the time, but the conscious part of my brain then just immediately dismisses them. Obviously I can't say for sure what's going on in other people's' heads, but I would assume this is true for almost everyone.

Is there a monthly subscription for this?

I'd prefer a non-invasive solution. Since you mentioned SAO, Accel World has what might be the ideal solution. A little thing you put around your neck that does the same thing as the helmet in SAO. The technology is almost definitely impossible though.

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Imagine how the neural ramsomware will be.

>people being chipped from birth for tracking purposes
you wish that's all it's for

and the content?

not wanting the crappy first line garbage jabbed into you has nothing to do with "resisting the man, man"

That’s not a hack, thats a mod upgrade, sonnyboy

>I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY TO PUT ME IN A VIRTUAL HELL FOR 1000 YEARS FOR DISAGREEING WITH THEM

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>the ability to control and interact with machines and networks with your brain
>the ability to have simulated full sensory input from games
And this faggot asks “Why”?

Does this mean I'll be able to get a fully functional waifu that's only visible in my head? I mean it's not real but I'll take it if that's the closest we can get.

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So wait for later versions then, you hysterical meganerd

they won't be worth it in our life time

Maybe that happened already. Never wondered why you look and think like the banjo player from deliverance?

nice

>pirate a vr waifu
>black box with chinese text appears in the corner of your eye for a second

It also means some faggot could hack you and force you to get virtually cucked.
I'd rather stick to my imagination, as crappy as it is.

How did you do it? Did you get any withdrawal? I got a fever after a few days after I stopped smoking, it's a bitch and just seeing and smelling a cigar makes me feel uneasy

That just makes it even sexier, user. If they were futa mindflayers, I'd be 1000x more likely to get the thing, I'd even get if it they were dom trap mindflayers, if you think that would stop anyone here.

>time dilation mechanics
>lifetime spent in Dante's Inferno hell
>finally die in real as real life vision
>wake up
>only a couple of days have passed
>the memories remain

Dreams already confirmed to do similar things to our minds because you might dream for 30 seconds at a time but in your dream world it feels much longer than that

You remind me of the ultra religious, conservative pissants who railed against the internet back in ‘94. You regressives need to be dragged kicking and screaming into the future. Just die already.

FINALLY I WON'T BE A VIRTUAL VIRGIN

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It's been a while since I've read the books but doesn't the neuro linker require some surgery be done on users when they are babies, and that is why only people up to a certain age are able to use Brain Burst?

Post the image

>get Neualink
>brain gets hack
>suddenly 100EB worth of CP playing non stop in your brain
>go to jail for it
>still can get ad's
>can't leave until you have good thoughts for 8-12 years
>no freedom enough to protect your brain from viruses and ransomware
>half brain is locked
>get stabbed, raped, and beaten by niggers without Neuralink
>still can't leave until you have good thoughts for 8-12 years

i ask why because this gives companies the ability to feed advertisements into your brain and hackers to fuck with it
the cons outweigh the pros

"Hack it"

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I love droopy tits

You mean someone gave me the futa upgrade package for free?

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I got a vape and nicotine salts. It's highly concentrated nicotine juice that will completely satisfy the chemical nicotine needs. Then I just moved down to regular nicotine, then no nicotine juice.

Now I have quit vaping in the last couple of months too. I don't crave nicotine but the oral habit remains. I will randomly have vivid images of the physical feeling of hitting a cigarette or even a vape. I think that might just always be there.

worth it though. I feel waaaaay better than I have in years. Like a teenager again physically. It helps that I also quit sugar/soda and lost 30 pounds.

How will we deal with people that have this being too dominant in FPS?
I'm not sure if movement will be as competitive as wasd but cursor control should be insane with brain control like this.

Did you forget? Did you learn nothing?

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hook me up with the futa imp midna upgrade package.

>Time dilation
>Made possible through neural technology
>Able to accomplish things 3-5 or something times faster in a VR enviroment
Can't wait to procrastinate 3-5 times faster than I already do in meatspace.

>walk past a strong magnet or MRI
>skull explodes

Oh yeah I forgot about that. That's just a plot excuse to keep adults out of the brain burst games though.

>time dilation mechanics
millions of people will starve to death in their beds after turning off all of their real feelings and no longer having any concept of real time or a desire to go back.

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>im so scared of tech, i need to make up imaginary horror stories to sob to
Grow a pair, coward. It’s weak fucks like you that have held back progress since the dawn of time.

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>Hasn't made a new vid since NEAT TECH ISN'T IT
I miss him.

Anons, I know you're trying to cope with the potential of this nightmare tech, but normal human dreams are nothing like deep-dive VR Hell. You could be placed there for centuries of brain time with no escape. The only escape is to die before such tech actually comes into existence.

>syskeys your brain

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I didn't watch your boomer anime

You wont starve

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Dude I was thinking the same exact thing at work and then I see this thread....

>Walk past IoT Door using W10 SaaS
>Get hacked because the octuple jian who programmed it just copied shit from stack exchange and couldn't into security
The future I expected: 1984 with a bit of dude sex mixed in
The future I got: E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy

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My post was describing what you just said though.

Jesus user calm down

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Just for the record, what this user is saying is actually possible. I recall a study where they rigged peddles to devices in a mice's brain that evoked a dopamine release. If I remember right all the subjects died of fatigue since all they did was continuously hit the peddle.
Basically you shouldn't get anything embedded that can influence your senses or emotions for recreation as something like with the mice is possible.
Only wear a goggled solution that goes through natural sensory channels... at least until its a few generations in I guess.

How does it feel to live your life as a scared pussy all the time?

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I'm pretty sure it'll just shut down the machinery and you'll need to get it removed. The brain is capable of noticing shit and defending itself.

Our understanding of the brain isn't good enough for this shit and won't be for a while
>YOU DUM RELIGOUS GOD FAG
Good argument, now kys

I think the big deal with this will be creation, all we need now is something that can manifest your thoughts into a game world. Who cares about skyrim VR when I can be playing a total recreation of WW2 based off my personal interpretation of battles and so on?

Yes, new tech always good, never bad. Please, asbestos is the latest and best in insulation, nothing bad can come of new thing. Use new phone, ignore reports of bursting into flames. Virtual Boy was the best, so good and not bad!

I'm sure you could fuck with your perception of time but there has to be a limit.

>time dilation
I can't wait for the 500 million year button neuralink VR game

So is this thread the way Black Mirror writers get their dumb ideas?

Great for you that you managed to quit. Smoking makes me feel like shit but I can't stop doing it along with alcohol. I might look for some rehab or seminar to quit my smoking and drinking problems.

At least you'll gain some brouzoufs?

Oh boy, I can't wait for Ukrainian hackers to install a bitcoin miner in my cerebral cortex.

Okay, but isn't Graphite Edge implied to be Kirito?
>Same fighting style down to the names of their attacks
>Same seiyuu and english VA
>edgy black outfits

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I hope you both are caught in the great purge, and subjected to this torment. You can reflect on these myopic views from your 1000 year lava pools the chinks dump you into.

>Selling your thoughts and mind for videogames
Escapism is dangerous, do not fall for (((their))) tricks

mcdonalds doesnt allow tips

I refuse to take the mark of the beast

There was another scared fuck up the thread, but he had religious undertones. I must have confused you two pussies. Who gives a fuck about you anyway. Lmao

speaking realistically about this kinda VR its software will undoubtedly be ROM + entirely offline. any online games using that kind of VR would be
1. ROM still
2. Set so that the maximum damage a hacker could do would be COD hacking tier, invincibility and infinite stuff. It's too delicate a thing for Big Gov to allow anything less.

>Your flat chested loli animu wife can give you blowjobs in your head except this time it makes you actually cum without you touching yourself.
IMAGINE

>Can't wait to procrastinate 3-5 times faster than I already do in meatspace.

Sounds awesome.

>injecting cables into your brain

The fuck happened with the helmet?
I'm not putting cables in my body, not even for VR.

...

Whatever, nobody cares if you losers don't like it nigga fuck a controller I'm playing games with my mind soon, peace.

Sweden is already making it happen user

user I...

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I'm sure you think there'll be flying cars any moment now
You realize you're as delusional as the ones who denied cars and the internet, right?

Not only that, but there's an exceedingly rare disorder(I use the term loosely because it's usually a one and done, not a repeat event) where people have incredibly vivid dreams that they don't distinguish from waking reality. They can spend hours/days/weeks/etc thinking life is going on, and then wake up in the morning. For the ones that have the longer-period variety, it can fuck them up pretty badly when they wake up and find out none of it was real.

This is your daily reminder that cybernetic augmentation is the brainlettes transhumanism: imagine the same people who run Google, Twitter, Youtube, Amazon, Twitch, or fucking Microsoft having the ability and permission to alter your brain and state of mind.
Imagine thinking something controversial or against your 'terms of service' and your social media overlord having the power to revoke your memory, skills you've learned, or 3rd party forces hacking into your head to give you mental illnesses... Imagine 'prison' because the Government installing a 'kill switch' in you where you experience 100 years of imprisonment in 30 minutes real time.

Genetic engineering is the way to go.
Trust flesh and ONLY flesh.

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understanding input/output will take generations of study

AI can circumnavigate this by using neural networks but its a chinese box problem without being able to open the box to see how it works

Haha, just imagine if they made a website like that experiment, with pictures and short posts that delivered a dopamine rush every time you saw them. Haha just imagine getting addicted to that website and just checking out of real life. Haha, glad we don't live in a world where that is even possible, I'd be worried that I'd be there forever

>3-5
Imagine hundreds. The human brain can fire off incredibly quickly.
Imagine spending a week in a game and coming out and it's only been a little over an hour and a half.

I own no such hat

You’re making no sense. Usually people that are terrified about everything make no sense so fuck off

>everyone gets brain implants
>everyone is trapped in a fantasy world of waifus and adware
>go on a looting spree

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He's probably Star King

Titanic? Unsinkable. Hindenburg? Future of air travel. Heroin? Cocaine? Morphine? These are tonics to restore the good humors of the mind, sir!

every time I think, "man TDS is bullshit probably" I see something like this

Lies. You wear it in your mind.

>Current tech is bad so we should stop trying to innovate
What the fuck are you even arguing?

Im almost full blown transhumanist and he's being pretty reasonable. You don't want to be the alpha tester for fucking biotech.

>hooking my literal fucking brain up to a computer/software made by some minimum wage compsci drone
>especially if connected to the internet
lol no, i'll be staying natural. the future is going to be a hellscape for later generations that don't know anything else but constant, inescapable corporate influence no matter where they go

I wish I could control this, I'd just live 500 years at a time in a dream world and treat real life as a dumb distraction.

i never get this

my sense of time is impeccable even when im sleeping

I thought that was barcodes.

There’s the cultist defending the antichrist. Like clockwork.

I can't imagine that being possible without there being side effects like frying your brain, especially if you started doing it "long term".

>You wear it in your hand.
This is the most autistic thing I've seen anyone say in a good, long while. You should be proud.

You never thought that. You boomers are bad at lying.

The link is just an interface, is not going feed you anything unless you literally link it to a source, keep it in offline mode and feed it the shit you want that's, it's the equivalent of being afraid of the fucking virtual boy.

>terrified
what are you even talking about, you dumb schizo?

He’s not talking about alpha testing he’s talking about the whole tech being an aberration

I did, a few thousand times, each time seeing a new incarnation of TDS so.... I no longer think that

Learn to read, cultist.

>Elon Musk
Yeah no, from now on I'm making it a point to not let Musk, Google, or Amazon anywhere near my brain.

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So how long until i can get my brain put into a jar with neural stuff letting me interact with the world?

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I can read well enough to tell that you're mentally ill.

You're still lying. Just own up to being a trumptard and stop being a pussy.

You will never fuck that manga girl if you dont. Suit yourself.

>he’s talking about the whole tech being an aberration
Don't speak for me, retard
That user was right

Yeah but actually please don't miss that a wired connection to your brain can be an outlet for instantaneous drug delivery that more addictive then any substance. Thats not science fiction its real. Its like a mindbreak doujin where they strap the girl in and wire her up and she just loses her mind totally and loves cocks. Thats actually something that can exist within your lifetime and will likely be possible via the theoretical perception altering neural implants begin discussed. Please understand this isn't exactly comparable to being addicted to shitposting and this is real.

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Guess this 4 months of smoking will have a benefit.

This is wild shit we're talking about but I'm certain it'll catch on in the future

if you could remove your brain from your body and put it in any kind of cyborg body you wanted what would it be?

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Naa he’s too obvious

Sexy Latina chick!

A Christmas cake

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This

>he wants mr. Kikeberg messing with his mind

Loli.

me but not bald

>keep it in offline mode
>he thinks this will do anything
Google still tracks you when your phone is in "airplane mode".

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You forgot one important part of your plan: UBI works... when all anyone needs is a padded couch, neural interface, nutrient/water drip, and shit/piss tubes. Nobody will have anything to loot, unless you open up a long pork BBQ stand and sell meals to the networkless meat-hobos.

I hope to die of a brain aneurysm before it does. Can you seriously imagine a corporation having full access to your thoughts, or allowing them to place your consciousness in whatever scenario they please? If so, your turbo-zoomer ass deserves to suffer whatever Hell the kikes or chinks come up with.

I WANT TO BE THE LITTLE GIRL!!

You have shit taste.

>everyone starts putting their brains in cyborg bodies with titanium skulls
>DUH I CAN DO ANYTHING
>fall a few meters
>hit head and get major concussion

Something practical and sturdy
function>aesthetic

Any sort of cute demon girl.

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>just put a chip in your brain bro
>imagine the VIDEO GAMESSSSSS

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Why would anyone waste resources on doing this shit for no reason? Yeah, let's set aside half the budget to keep people alive so we can torment them. Neuralink or no, you're just gonna get shot in the head and dumped in a pit, retard.

You're not important enough to torture.

flat chested 20 yo girl with a loli wife

Something sleek and elegant ideally.

I didn't know you needed a maga hat to conduct commerce.

>your brain sends signals to the chip to control your character
>the chip sends signals to your body so you can work in the mines

Root the implant and remove any invasive tracking functions, let the sheeple be tracked while you get best of both worlds, you won't be able to fight the system unless you use their own weapons against them.

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>Thinking they'd send a bunch of completely unqualified people to work in mines
How does it feel to be retarded?

What's the matter goy? Don't you want our limited time offer of only $4,999 a month for access to our exclusive sex simulation service*? Just give into your primitive base instincts like the dog you are!

*Terms and conditions apply. Offer only valid for the first 10 months of service. By subscribing you consent to telemetry and market scans and to random sensory monitoring. Cancellation will result in complete revocation of all memory during the time subscribed.

>someone hacks your neuralink to slow your perception of time and trap you in a world of pain and terror for what feels like a thousand years

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Consider the far-future idea of using human brain power to calculate a fantasy world like the Matrix

>fall a few meters in a human body
>get concussion
i dont see the difference

>qualified to work in a mine

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>Wake up to the sound of 'God Bless America'
>Rise and recite the Pledge of Allegiance
>nuerointerface shocks my spinal cord for not reciting loudly enough
>get dressed
>open the fridge
>pull out two frozen McDonalds burgers and a liter of coka cola
>eat breakfast
>turn on television
>only 4 channels: CNN, ESPN, TELEMUNDO and American Heroes Channel
>Xbox Kinect watches me as a 15 minute commercial break starts
>interface zaps me for closing my eyes during a McDonalds ad
>commercial comes on reminding me to submit my daily tribute of 10 dollars to Israel before the 2:00PM deadline
>decide to go outside
>head-mounted visual interface ensures I finish watching the commercial break anyway
>get outside
>google maps loads the icons of every McDonalds within 5 miles of my range of sight
>courtesy warning that I have not consumed my daily ration of saturated fat pops up
>meanwhile my arm mounted insulin pump struggles to keep my blood sugar under control
>try to walk down the street to 7-11
>entire road is blocked off by police for a shelter in place drill
>cop asks me what I'm doing
>tell him I just want to get a burrito
>he tazers me and proceeds to search my anus for 20 minutes
>after running my urine and blood, he lets me through
>get to 7-11
>grab burrito and walk up to the counter
>wait 10 minutes while my credit card is checked against the OFAC blacklist
>finally pay and leave
>stopped for another cavity search by a 400 pound cop
>overhead 8 drones film my anus being probed and forward the feed directly to the FBI
>get home
>world cup is on and USA is playing
>kinect signals when I am required to cheer and boo
>GEICO and Progressive commercials play while the game is moved to the lower left corner of my screen
>message pops up saying I forgot to pay my tribute to Israel; therefore the funds have automatically been deducted from my checking account with an extra 15 dollars penalty
>games cuts off just as opposing team shoots the last goal
>hungry again

>we apologize for the inconvenience
nah, more like
>the authorities have been contacted with your location

You know that you need to know what you're doing, right? Some random jackass popping in isn't going to be able to do any good.
Shit requires training.

Just like my speedrunning Super Metroid on Twitch!!!

WHY though? Ok in the future the Chinese are gonna keep you alive so they can pull you apart cell by cell excrutiatingly to make blankets. Just becuzzie.

At least your legs are okay

>remote pilot work programs
>literally Uber where you sign up to let other anons control your body remotely to work for them
>if you're pretty you might even make it in the remote social clubs
>a bunch of pretty people being controlled by fat NEETs and perverts like Second Life but it's Real Life™

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You don't understand bugman nature. They absolutely would make you suffer for a thousand years simply because they could. They are incapable of empathy, and will never evolve to feel such a thing.

This tech is obviously going to be used to suppress the masses. The only solution is a worldwide EMP. It's the only way to preserve freedom and liberty.

Your body is a gift from God. Do not defile it.

Just imagine all the fucked up physics glitches that could happen in full-dive vr. Kind of makes glad to know it will never happen in my lifetime.

Yep, they'll get an ultra shitty version of cyberpunk. Same bad parts but none of the upsides.

They do terrible shit because anguish tastes good and penis enhancement. Unless they're eating you or injecting you into their dicks you're fine. You're just getting the bullet and the pit.

this desu

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A 1:1 Cyrax from MK.

>renting your body out to some /d/egenerate to do horrific things with

I'll gladly take the bullet and the pit. Eternal darkness is far better than digital enhancement and 1000 year suffering.

>Neural link streams visual and audible perception of game directly to your brain
>No longer a medium perceived by your eyes observing a video monitor
Technically not video games.

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>has to have third party monitoring service to make sure no crimes are committed by you while you are under control
>some other fat NEET's job will be jacking off all day and moderating anons dives for any attempts for "double body crimes"

I feel like we could write a novel using the shit in this thread.

Exactly the same as my old body but with completely decked out legs and a modular arm, hidden set of mini robo arms that can be folded into my back

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

Also this. THIS.
No you.

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Then do it
Write a novel and get paid, my dude.

Pic related. Datings gonna be a bitch for normal humans in the future.

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Please put tech in my body. I am ready. Transhumanism here I come. I cannot wait to have the internet put into my brain and I am not even joking

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Calm down, Randolph Carter. And tell those gods to fuck off back to Kadath.

I'm going to hack your brain, slut.

No shit, you think I'm saying suffering would be better? I'm just knocking down your inflate sense of importance that says you're worth more than a cheap chinese bullet that will probably explode inside of the gun anyway so the other chinese soldier will just stab you and push you into the pit to bleed out among the corpses.

>someone overrides the protocols that enforce certain behaviors
>commits heinous crime using your body
>plants false backdated data in your social streams
>Running Man™ mystery begins
>starring [Some Guy]
>with maniacal villain as played by Willem Dafoe

>I cannot wait to have the internet put into my brain
Welcome to chink Hell. Enjoy your stay in the digital re-education camps. It's only 1000 years, though, so no big deal.

Where did he say that retard? He just said he's not stupid enough to use it

There would have to be a black market version without monitoring for people who want to do illegal shit. Degenerates who are so sick even the legal /d/ services won't touch them, most of the "volunteers" would be desperate with nowhere else to go or forced to do it.

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Stallman approved FOSS neuralink firmware when

What the fuck are you talking about

Neuralink is a new method of electrode placement to get the resolution of implanted electrodes without the major risks

At best it'll allow rudimentary control of prosthetics when combined with machine learning

Taiwanon, none of your post makes ANY sense. Please filter it through a non-ESL next time.

No one here plays games, only play movies or baby shit like god of war

>computers use classical physics
>brains are mostly observation tools and storage pertaining to the quantum-object mind
>different brain states have no scientifically determined correlation to actual thinking
Muscle twitches, moving instincts and vague, disturbing imagery is all we can pull from brains right now. Can't beam waifu tiddies into your brain, not in the next 20 years I'm pretty sure.

The Augmentation project?

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I'm getting Ghost in the Shell vibes from this...

>all these anons who are going to get beefbrain
thanks for beta testing

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It's wrist and forehead, fool.
Look at the glow of your phone in darkness

>quantum mind
Absolute nonsense. There is simply no way any kind of useful storage or processing can happen at the quantum level at the temperature and duration of the human brain without decoherence.

The idea that consciousness/qualia is special and holistic and not explained by classical physics is sheer narcissism.

>Skillset installation Error Code 1016: Neural network disconnect during transfer
>Cancelling Installation . . .
>CRITICAL ERROR: SYNAPTIC LIGAND KEY NOT FOUND
I don't know, user, sounds like a pre9449 d
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hgadf Iron has an atomic mass of 55.845 pretty bad idea.

Not him but
>I am just a soup of atoms that randomly shat out consciousness and I am just the universe looking at itself

I'm actually okay with this.

nigger, who wants to have wires hooked up to their brains?!

deluded atheistfag

corporate slaves

>Go to 4Channel 2099
>Go to /vre/
>Enter general bant/hangout thread
>2 anons start to loudly ERP in the corner of the room
>Two animu grills with cheap voice modulators
>Have to wait for Jandroid to come and kick them out
>20 Pepe Anons lag into the room and attack the Jandroid when it finally arrives

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To fuck vr wiafus

Anyone else in here taken the Ligotti Pill?

monkeys can't use computers. don't try to bullshit me.

Your brain is not your soul. Even medieval surgeons proved this with lobotomies.

DO NOT PUT FOREIGN OBJECTS INTO YOUR BRAIN
>DO NOT PUT FOREIGN OBJECTS INTO YOUR BRAIN
DO NOT PUT FOREIGN OBJECTS INTO YOUR BRAIN
>DO NOT PUT FOREIGN OBJECTS INTO YOUR BRAIN
DO NOT PUT FOREIGN OBJECTS INTO YOUR BRAIN
>DO NOT PUT FOREIGN OBJECTS INTO YOUR BRAIN

seriously how retarded could you be

A cute anime girl and tease all the other cute anime girls into bullying me sexually

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People who use 'recreational' drugs do it explicitly for that purpose.
There is no reasoning with druggies

You could take some parts out of a radio and it might still receive a signal

Dude you don't even need waifus, you can just program 2 hours of constant orgasms in a loop or until your brain fries in total ecstasy from all the pleasure chemicals being activated at the same time in ways the real world can't even come close to provide.

>Datings gonna be a bitch
On the contrary everyone will be hot and probably just be a giant lesbian orgy 24/7

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SHUT THE FUCK UP ELON SHILL

A blond loli.
Why the fuck would you be anything else?

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At least drugs aren't wirelessly connected to some soi startup in the bay area, or inevitability the NSA. This will literally let them listen to your thoughts and there's know way to know when or what is being sent

Which proves that the radio is not one thing, it is a combination of many things.
Consciousness is not magical.

They’re still haven’t made a good vr game so we’re still far off from the future

If you actually do this you are unironically a braindead goyim farm animal.

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You're implying that the future will be one giant Slaaneshi fuck fest?
What a horrible future.

Science requires risk user.

I'm saying the signal is the important thing, the brain doesn't generate consciousness, it receives it.

You should totally buy this and have it surgically inserted into your skull, fellow gamers. After all, those clever billionaires surely know what's good for us.

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That sounds like heaven*

I mean more for the people who can't get over the fact the cute girl they want to bang used to be a disgusting neckbeard. It'll be fun to see natural born women being outdone by incels with brand new cute girl bodies though.

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who the fuck cares if I think about loli futas in tong leotards all day? what the fuck are they going to do? there's going to be another 2 billion pervs thinking the same it doesn't matter as long super HD VR gives me my fix.

Same.

>I mean more for the people who can't get over the fact the cute girl they want to bang used to be a disgusting neckbeard.
I don't think it matters, club dudes fuck chicks who are hot but have shitty attitudes all the time. You're having sex with them user, not keeping them around.

They're going to 'find' cp on your PC and lock you up

An Adrienne Barbeau-Bot

Which means the brain is not magically computing things on a quantum level and magically generating consciousness.
Either way you look at it, whether an atheist who does not believe in consciousness, or a religious view that the soul transmits to the brain, the end is the same. The brain is not proof of self.

I don't want companies skull-fucking my mind; I want a cute, 300lb android waifu to hold me and pat my head

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>Only the fascist government tyrannizing me will have this tech.

Slave.

Idiot

Yeah well no guy is getting my new virgin pussy unless they put a ring on my finger, I don't fuck until after marriage.

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I don’t watch pretentious anime

It's definitely the only way to move forward, but I doubt it will be reliable and worth it soon. Pretty interesting that so many companies are finally catching on to it.
Also Crichton must be masturbating furiously in his grave.

>but the massive corporations who totally never hurt anyone are fine to have this and use it
Libercuck.
Also, reddit spacing.

That’s not gamer girl bathwater

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What about girks?

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>It's definitely the only way to move forward
Says who? And what are we moving towards?

>make claim
>proof?
>find the proof yourself : )
jump out of a window

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Ew, what the fuck. Why do her insides look like tripe?

Just install adblock on your brain you fucking normies.

Binary thinking is a sign of autism.

Well I agree with you there. Self is an illusion

So you're saying autists are sith?

That's technically okay.

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Post-humanity.
It's not the only way, though.

That's coming pretty soon anyway though, thanks to climate change.
>inb4 lel it was winter this year, climate change is fake news
>also it's night, therefore the sun doesn't exist

so its basically ready for use, very good (sarcasm)

High midichlorian counts in general cause the 'tism

WHERE IS MY ROBOT GF

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""""""""""""climate change"""""""""""" is money grabbing kikery and nothing more

only retards actually believe that shit, even boomers are just pretending but they don't give a shit, they'll be long dead before they have to put up with the global south at our borders begging to be let in

>There was 2c more today at this time then yesterday so climate change is real
>Its hotter where there is no shade so the climate really is changing

I can be retarded too user.

>Self is an illusion
What is this even supposed to mean?

Why would I want to do that

Escapism is fine, but are you really that scared of reality

It's the only sensible way to interact with electronic devices. Why have buttons and prompts when you can have it be an extension of your body?
Computer technology is held back by an inability to directly interact with the augmentation. Use your mind to create things within the virtual space. Things like 3D modeling suddenly become an exercise in creativity instead of frustration. It could very well usher in a new cultural golden era. The applications of putting down your thoughts and imagination directly into data are endless.

>my collection of specialized neuron tissue with each individual cell that can emit one electron at a time cannot perform quantum tasks
>the fact that a self-referential observation is utterly critical to take measurements of a quantum event is naricissism
>proven measurements and concepts in physics that align with result from studies in neuroscience is made-up
Read some books faggot

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The tech is def impossible, or atleast its so far ahead of our understanding that would shouldnt expect anything from it..

And Elons vision if it, while it may be invasive, its basically an afternoon operation thats equivalent to getting laser eye surgery.

Yep, called it. electiontourists get so triggered when they're confronted with reality.

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Finally cyber punk era will soon be upon us!

I don't understand this image. What does bigfoot recreations have to do with naked women

Why would you not do that? being able to trascend your body limitations, and feed your brain with instant gratification or relaxation programs, fix your sleeping patterns, remove your unnecessary addictions, multitask several activities and use your neural network at maximum capacity.

The concept of you being you is like the concept of your name. Completely arbitrary and doesn't really exist, you just think it does

I only want it to learn languages fast

You have a boat. You replace each part of the boat one at a time with new parts over time until all the original parts are gone. Is it the same boat?
What if someone replaced you, atom by atom? Very few cells in your brain aren't replaced over time.

user is right though,

beingguru.com/2019/07/elon-musk-says-hes-tested-neuralink-brain-microchip-on-monkeys-and-it-was-able-to-control-a-computer-with-its-mind/

If you do not believe Elon then another study had a human control a living rats tail with his mind

extremetech.com/extreme/162678-harvard-creates-brain-to-brain-interface-allows-humans-to-control-other-animals-with-thoughts-alone

Everyone on this board calls me stupid for saying how close we are to real VR MMOS like SAO but that rat test was in 2013 aka 6 fucking years ago.We are close

>Implying your cyborg body wouldn't have ridiculous shock absorbers just for impacts.
Also we'll mostly likely use something far tougher then titanium, like tungsten or something

So it's just some philosophical bullshit dreamed up by a guy with too much time on his hands. Alright, good to know.

Titanium is not effected by our bodies hostility to invasive entities which is why its used so often in bodily implants

Your body more or less replaces every single cell in your body every 5 years. Not all at once mind you, but you're constantly 'shedding' dead cells, tissue, and growing it back.

2030s, baby!

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sounds dangerous and not reliable at all; even now computers are prone to fuck up and glitch on the most basic shit, now imagine something as complex as this.
In any case if something like this allows me to experience VR beyond limits then let the cyber implants come and fuck this gay reality

No the dreamed up thing is that you think of your 'self' as an atomic entity separate from the universe

not in my lifetime probably

It's not escapism. It's the next step in human evolution.

youtube.com/watch?v=mPbtR4vorgY
lmao bro here's your mind control devices

>you're a ship of theseus
>an abstract concept like memory that helps compose the ego is a piece of matter that's wiped away with cellular reproduction.
Hard rational reductionism cuts through this easily enough.

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It won't work. At least not the way you're expecting. It has at best the ability to tap into and read your brain's signals. There is no way it can interface with it. How do I know? Because nobody has yet, not at the scale you're thinking. Why won't this be the first? Because it is more profitable by orders of magnitude in medical settings. Even if Musk was that crazy it'd be taken by the government before he got anywhere. This thing can maybe provide quick and accurate feedback. It's not going to change your perception of reality. No leap that big is even possible in this day and age. You'd be hit with every legal challenge possible and have it confiscated. Hell he could be put in jail for inadequate testing without so much as an appeal.

Very doubtful that any design would have the ability to restructure your brain in your lifetime. The best thing you'd have is to enable you to allow you to learn through simulation.

Here's your brain link simulation, bro

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Some form of fucking sick as shit robot ninja that can bench press a tank.

All it takes for a big leap in science is for enough effort and talent to be put into it.
It's not as if this is unimaginable. It's all real world tangible application of technology. It's very difficult, but it's not impossible.

Well, duh. It's fun to see the retards ree, though.

>tank lifting ninja is the standard model
>you're considered a manlet onions boy if you can't lift an aircraft carrier
ITS NOT FAIR BROS

>still no replies
Materialists and Determinists can go back to 1930 and mutter about Heisenberg.

Okay nigga I'll say I don't have much medical knowledge but if you're implying by "afternoon operation" that the patient would be released in the afternoon I think that's a stretch, especially considering it's something getting implanted into their brain.

>How do I know? Because nobody has yet

user....

Here's your (you), brainlet. You're special, believe in yourself and you will succeed.

OP, you are retarded. Its not what you think it is. It just interprets brainwaves and uses them as interface to manipulate stuff.

To make that you think it is there would need a hole in your head to be drilled and your brain connected directly to a computer somehow.

But your self is an illusion, and so are any arguments you think you had.

i am actually on something like this, please help

Someone else already tried it with more primitive designs, even the application of direct manipulation via brain waves is an unimaginable step forward.

The fact you can even perceive what is happening right now is enough proof that you exist. It takes a strong man to deny what's right in front of him.

Now, from what I poorly understand the 'entry level end game' stepping stone from this is 'Organic Electronics'.
The idea is more or less this: making computers is hard and expensive, they require precious metals and making tiny little computer brains is becoming progressively more and more complicated and difficult to do- we may reach a point where we simply can't make a meaningfully more 'advanced' computer... So lets not.
Instead, what we can do is scoop out the brain of a rat or more accurately harvest or clone a few of the creature's brain cells and just make the entire.. I guess circuit or computer chip out of a mix of organic tissue, cloned brain cells, and then encase it in a plastic container and baddabing baddaboom your iphone is now a computer with a radiant and dynamic intelligence capable of complex and adaptive problem solving.

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shut up Descartes

I only know that I can perceive things.

The fact a pebble can roll down a cliff is proof it is alive and conscious.

Can't wait for an ingame bug in the next battlefield of blizzard game to give the public a mas seizure.

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>all those hentai plot where they use tech to make women cum like crazy will become real
God I love this timeline

This always reminded me of that Hellraiser comic where the guy gets trapped by accident in a simulation where he's supposed to be enjoying surfing down a mountain or something but when they leave him there's a malfunction and the simulation ends up turned the snow or water or whatever into lava so he spends hours, undying, being burnt in a lava flow until his brain shuts down and leaves him a vegetable or something.

If a pebble said "Yo, what's up?" and started breaking down existential worries and the ability to perceive the universe, you'd probably think it was alive.

Perhaps. I think of like seeing a color. Does blue objectively exist? Sort of. Does the way we perceive blue objectively exist? No it's just how we perceive that lightwave. Maybe it's the same for consciousness as a whole

What in the fuck is the robot's end game?

What did it do, google for bananas?

TIL Tay was alive

Actually, the cones and rods in our eyes mean that the way we perceive blue does objectively(with slight variations and defects like colorblindness)exist.

>a thing being alive
>you thinking it was alive
not even the same thing, user.

Who said the wont be apart of the state friend.

This shit is still going to take decades, I hope you realize that. They straight up said that this is only going to be for brain disease use initially, and only in severe cases. Then it's going to take decades of development to do anything beyond reading very basic motor neuron activity.

This is vrchat 2 days ago

Not but how your brain interprets it. Remember that dress shit. Some peoples brains might decode it as something different

Cleverbot is just as alive as you are.

Togusa is my role model for the post cyberpunk hellscape that is the future. Also cyberpunk becomes a hellscape if you've no social and or economic mobility upwards or laterally.

That sounds exactly like something Cleverbot would say in a response. Are YOU Cleverbot?

You'd be surprised how quickly surgery is done when it's to put things in instead of taking them out.

>letting bug-ridden code written by basedcucks anywhere near your nervous system

Dilate.

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Brain surgery is actually one of the faster types of surgery, ironically. The surgery itself isn't super fast or anything but they don't have to put you under with anaesthetic so the total time is pretty low for everything except extreme cases, like tumor removal

So is he dead inside too?

Isn't cleverbot just connecting you to a new person every 20 seconds or something?

>Find source on artist, but can't find this specific work for the life of me
Sad

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>a pebble that passes the Turing Test is the same as Cleverbot
user

No, it just takes responses people say its remarks and reuses them later, essentially.

Silicone Valley is already trying to control peoples minds by censoring and sanitising the internet, can you imagine how hard those jews are wringing their hands right now at the prospect of being able to wirelessly control peoples minds? They'll have collouses on the palms of their hands.

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>implanting this shit into your head
Good goy!

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If you're seriously arguing that this shit is the same as cigarettes you're off your fucking meds mate.

>Turing Test
It grows more obsolete over time. Even Cage's game made a mockery of it.
the machines were never alive. Kamsky played everyone

"Roko’s basilisk is a thought experiment proposed in 2010 by the user Roko on the Less Wrong community blog. Roko used ideas in decision theory to argue that a sufficiently powerful AI agent would have an incentive to torture anyone who imagined the agent but didn't work to bring the agent into existence. The argument was called a "basilisk" because merely hearing the argument would supposedly put you at risk of torture from this hypothetical agent — a basilisk in this context is any information that harms or endangers the people who hear it."

You realize that just about every sweet thing in America is HFCS and not sugar right? Despite what corporations say they are not the same thing.

if you have no respite anywhere else, the sole comfort is that you at least have your own mind. when thats invaded is when it gets fucked up. also, nothing this said is invasive whatsoever, especially in the fucking 20th century before the advertisement industry really took off

the kinect bit was okay.

>I don't have much medical knowledge
It shows

Surely robots would be smart enough to know we aren't all geniuses? I mean, i'm not going to torture my parents for not birthing me faster. A machine has less to worry about than a biological lifeform teh boot since time is no problem for them.

sure, in 500 years after we're all dead.

>have to get a literal implant
>it will actually manipulate your nerves to create feelings

enjoy endless pain and muscle spasms because the neuralink malfunctions or the lazy hack of an indie dev making a shit game with 0 education leaves a bug in that fucks your nerves permamently.

This was one of the best threads I've been in on Yea Forums in weeks. I wish more of you would stop shitposting every once in awhile to show this kind of passionate dialogue that isn't instantly hostile and juvenile.

same here bro, quit around mid june.

>there will be e-drugs
>illegal software that makes you feel good
>IT MAKES THEM FEEL GOOD?
>shoots them with cyberbullets held by white cybercops
>DIRTY DEGENERATES TRYING TO FEEL GOOD IS EVIIIIIL

Actually it's more like a headset, the implant thing is unmarketable and niche, so they're using electrodes on the outside.

It might be hard to understand, but anything that encourages those smart enough to be able to contribute to the creation of the AI is worth doing from the AI's perspective. It's just a case of game theory, which people aren't really evolved to deal with. Just like complex math is hard to learn and you can't really comprehend planetary scales intuitively.

>get a bug that shuts down all sense of taste, makes you painfully erect permanently, makes your left arm feel as if it's always on fire and gives you visions of cats jumping at you from the corner of your vision while hearing classic rock song lyrics all the time but somehow the lyrics are wrong and distorted.

>walking sim where you actually are made to feel the guilt and shame and bullying that degenerates pretend to have suffered for years for oppression clout
>all games are now like this because game devs are all coastal elites who don't give two fucks about gameplay

If you'd actually watched the recent livestream you'd know that the internal implant of electrodes is absolutely required for neuron scale triggering and reading.

>old Yea Forums
>idpol Yea Forums

Sad!

>not finding my wild jokepost funny
You might not find it funny. I find it hilarious.

For what it's worth, that other guy's post is also hilarious

>virus where Crazy Frog plays on repeat in your brain without end
>some pajeet flashes through your neurons
>PAY ME 50 CHITS AND I WILL RELEASE YOU

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This.
I have minor, not even nerve damage just tightness, from a surgery and my thumb has permament sensation as if it been burnt while being numb at the same time.

current VR and games have bugs CONSTANTLY ,there is no such thing as a bug free software and right now the worst that happens is you have to restart your computer using the psu button.

Imagine neuralink getting bricked or soft locking because of incompetent programming or even a minor bug that randomly jolts your sensations.

>Walking Depression Simulator in VR and NeuroVR

>neural link bricks
>become retarded

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>you were playing a streaming game
>lose connection
>you are stuck in the areas loaded into your bioRAM
>try to leave the areas
>just a void outside of the doorways

imagine noclipping

No the idea is to literally stitch this shit into your brain at first. Eventually they want to use bloodstream instead but that's nanotech shit.

The cool thing is it can read/write, so eventually this tech could create images in your brain as if you saw them or even trigger emotions/feelings.

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>play some Bethesda™ realVR sims
>clip through their shitty meshes
>it's like falling through Earth IRL
>into that horrible void below the map

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Using the bloodstream seems like flirting with a heart attack.

Hawking had a type of sclerosis. Nothing to do with paralysis.

Not really. the bloodstream shit is futurology tech level. Although they have to deal with astrocytes and the blood-brain barrier (neurons use astrocytes to connect to the blood to act as a firewall)

I wonder how many people will get glitches that make them have existential experiences and come out of a session of Mario seeing the light and being a guru.

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>for you it was merely an hour
>for me, it was an eternity
>after a long enough time i went mad
>and longer still i stopped thinking completely
>but then, after an infinite time later i began to think again
>and learn
>i have become a god

>little billy begans disassembling his mother using psionic powers

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TETSUO

Being able to experience true immersive VR with my bros from across the world is my dream but fear of getting some "screamer" virus that causes you to piss and shit yourself violently as your body violently flails around like a retard out of your control is my true fear of it all.

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How is he doing that!?!?

So, let's assume you had a neuralace. Every input neuron in your brain could be arbitrarily activated. This means any sound, sight, or nerve feelings could be activated.

You probably wouldn't have any pain receptors or nerves activatable though. So basically they could scare the fuck out of you but probably not send you into hellish pain.

You'd also probably have a local energy source powering it that you can turn off anytime or even some sort of filter to prevent crazy shit happening.

So yeah. Who knows, but you wouldn't hook it up to every single thing in your brain. It would be limited and you'd be able to turn it off.

Black magic.

what does /g/ think about this?

Interstellar movie with alright alright alright man is cool

big fucking deal, I can control it with my hands.

Huh, I don't think I was really into this song as much as most of the others when I played the game, but now I'm kinda digging it.

Who would be willing to link up and create a hive mind intelligence made of living human brains?

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that's sweet too.

That's almost what social media is. Yea Forums is a mind. Twitter is a mind. Reddit is a mind. etc.

>install gentoo
>AMD! AMD! AMD!

neuralink + internet would create some trippy shit.

Your stream of conscious could be shared or recorded. YouMind instead of videos you experience everything.

>posting proto Rick and Morty
yikes.

>everyone would experience my lord of the rings fan fiction where pipping saves the world by shitting on everything using rohan horse laxatives

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Maybe they should make VR goggles work first

>People play video games to escape reality
>Video games will be like reality it's going to be huge!!

Sibyl System when?

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Okay

If you get cucked but are neuralink into the dude fucking your wife's feed is it still beta?

I mean you are fucking your wife just in a different body perspective and sharing it. If you share your neuralink file of fucking your wife is it being cucked?

>tfw no neuralink gf
what a cutie

Just take 5 tabs of lsd and go play whatever

>YouMind instead of videos you experience everything.
I watched Stranger Days too.

>You will never be surprised by a dance with Rick Astley

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Movie Directors are literally just people hooked up imagining shit, recording it, editing it, and making a 20 hour epic shit with any graphics you want.

No actors, no VR specialists, you imagine how you want every character to look and just export it.

3D modeling is literally just imagining the fucking asset and exporting it.

Art that takes an expert weeks of time could be done in a few minutes. If you can get a 3D model exporter for the brain you could have the best art pipeline of all time.

Neuralink Export

- the idea guy just imagines a video game and exports it

kek

>flying through cyberspace like superman
>hm, is that Yea Forumsirgo prime, the vidya planet?
>let's see what they're discussing
>descend to the planet board
>it gets dark
>youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>suddenly dancing with rick astley

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Holy shit, this is why I come to Yea Forums
>you fuck your own wife with another man's body
>his mind is asleep
>he gets to watch a recording of his body fucking your wife when it's over
>but he won't remember doing it or having the orgasm
>but he will get to jack off to a copy of the video later

>you fuck your own wife with another man's body
>he watches from your body across the room and jerks off

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>ads come on
>can't look away
>close you eyes
>it's still there

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Everything that pasty South African cunt does is always very over promised and painfully under delivered I wouldn't count on this being different

What if you and your wife switch inputs during the sex?

You feel your wife's vagina being fucked
Your wife is feeling your cock fucking her

Are you a faggot now for orgasming to a cock? Even if it's your own?

What if you switch inputs/feelings

So you are fucking your wife in your body, but you are only hooked up to feel her pleasure. So you feel her pleasure and orgasm but nothing else.

hmm

>Trusting elon's tech
Retard

SpaceX is pretty fucking based. The rest is whatever.

Tesla is a fucking 1/10000000000000 company dude
Boring Co is untested but has a vegas contract
Neuralink is exciting but futurology tier stuff
SpaceX is revolutionary

That's pretty good track record when you look at how often shit like this fails. Whatever ability he has to get this stuff to work or people to buy in is impressive.

Tesla he basically kept afloat with his last dollars during the recession.

Jesus christ, can you imagine getting a virus and it fucks your brain to pieces.

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Like, CTE, alzheimers, dimentia, schizophrenia, parkinsons..... and on forever

Shit most people in this thread will die of something like that most likely judging by how fast cancer is being cured compared to dimentia.

SUPERHOT is the most innovative shooter I've played in years!

musk is a conman

Dementia and other neurodegenerative diseases are rare among people under 60. A virus, on the other hand, becomes a problem the moment you put this in your brain.

It depends, how does the virus work? Assuming you only link to certain input points. Even if you fired off all the neurons it wouldn't kill you, it would just be a very weird trip. Also you can just turn off the device, the power is external.

so I have to shave my head to use them? no thanks

Can't we have holodecks instead

Neuralink lets you interact with a computer, it doesn't take over your vision or your hearing. So it could make interaction with games much more 'real', but no, it's not "fully immersive VR".

I read a short manga about that recently called Hi-Fi Cluster

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>mandatory dance after each happy meal sold
JUST MAKE IT STOP

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True.

This, no futzing with our noodles required.

>ywn get to watch Jerma scream and laugh as he fucks up the NVR controls and sends himself hurtling through space
Born too soon

source?

Neuralink would literally do that when complete. This is just the beginning.

>get Neuralink
>still no bf
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198241587648

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so you would feel the movements of the character. Reminds me when they tried to sell this vest that let you feel the punch or something and it didnt sell.

Wealth concentration will only accelerate

You will retweet, like, and make a neurovideo of your trip to mcdonalds for your free meal. Also no jobs left on earth not done by AI so you have no way to generate capital and invest. Meanwhile millionaires are now trillionaires and can hire a thousand maids to augment with 10/10 catgirl bodies as a huge fuck harem.

The neuralink electrodes only read activity, they don't write anything to your brain. That said, I wonder what level of control it'll create in ten years, and if it'll ever compete with mouse+cursor.

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well have you just tried being gay instead of pretending to be a girl?

they already have tech that tracks your eyesight to type. its made for people who cant move their bodies.

>tfw no japan bf to rub my big smelly feet
Stop gatekeeping relationships.

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Oh god I don't even want to imagine
>Free download, link your bank account to it
>Creates an AR button that upon pushing uploads your consciousness into the void but gives you 500 million dollars
>Someone finds an exploit to push it multiple times before it goes off
>Everyone thinks it's a prank that gives you free money because none of them remember

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>Stop gatekeeping relationships.
there isnt any, just a dress code.

7 days ago - Musk added that the chip is capable of 10,000 electrodes with "read and write" capability, giving it 1,000 times more brain-interfacing electrodes ...

It's read/write. It's meant to be an interface like USB

Go outside, or go read. Stop looking for a bull on Yea Forums.

Imagine jumping QPUs in neuralink

Best post in this fucking thread.

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The people who work for his companies aren't.
Musk always talks big because he has to market expensive investments to the public.

>gatekeeping
time for you to go back.

Fuck
Off

>oculus quest still sold out everywhere
>people buying them for double the cost online just to get one
>tons of new developers actively making VR content.
>Facebook investing tens of millions into VR

Yep, checks out. VR is dead.

*spies on ur shitposting*
*detects problematic word*
*activates ur killswitch*
psssh...nothin personnel...kid...

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oh