ESA 2019

Now: Pokemon Randomizer
Next: Advanced Wars
Later: Spla2n

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Reminder that Werster is literally the only person who can have good marathon Pokemon runs.

Thanks senpai
Reminder that Werster is an incel

americans are asleep so this thread quality will become of better

Bro what the heck! I was going to make a perfect thread!

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Good job OP, I knew you could do it.

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Post your favorite Pokemon from each gen relevant to you!

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euros are asleep so this thread quality will become of better

STOP FUCKING SAYING THIS, IT'S 6 IN THE AFTERNOON

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Reminder that Werster was literally cucked by his brother and his mom sided with his brother, which resulted in him moving out and never speaking to them again.

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his classic AGDQ 2013 run was a trainwreck and complete kino

this run is following in its footsteps as trainwreck kino, but still better than all nuGDQ pokemon runs usually run by screeching retard zoomers

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watch the emulatorr crash again and then erasing the same file again

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>9:17PM ET
Don't count on it
You're still a nigger
based
Gengar

>no clickable links

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>euros are asleep
not me, I don't have a job lol

>westies thinking they're actually murican
wew

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>beat lance
>beat jasmine
The fuck is going on, jumped in when he was headbutting

You want me to make a grid of every Pokemon I've liked for over 20 fucking years?

BONED

t-thanks, it was nothing

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I'm from the future, the emulator is going to crash again at the same trainer

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>Gen 1
Gengar
>Gen 2
Heracross
>Gen 3
Metagross
>Gen 4
Garchomp
Didn't play anything past that

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At this rate the next new goal is going to be booting the game

emulator crashed and the save was deleted

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Europeans asleep are so this thread quality become will better of

I bet it's been months since Werster has had a bath

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have sex mobile poster

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Run crashed 40 minutes in.

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I meant one per generation. Guess that didn't come out so clear

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give me the big enchilada on this

Pikachu

>10,000 hours in mspaint

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I'm on PC dumbo.

>gen 1
Starmie
>gen 2
Ursaring
The rest are not on-topic :^)

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Amazing

Stop using netscape navigator.

dialate non-Yea Forums x user

so what does the randomizer change exactly?

Missingno

He was only asleep, calm down.

>highlight link
>right click
>open in new tab
so hard

What's your opinion on the Gen 8 culling?

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It's dilate, you fucking parrot

>Beedrill
>Furret
>Flygon
>Chandelure

cope

all pokemons, their moves and items

which pokemon appear where (including trainers), what moves they have, and what items appear where except story dependent shit like HMs

Time between crashes

Your next line is "seething"

Should cull all pokemon outside of gen 1

Jynx
Crobat
Makuhita/Gardevoir
Drifblim
Audino
Delphox
Tsareena

i've always been of the opinion pokemon should start clean every gen. gen 1 was fun because "catching 'em all" wasn't an insane task.

same thing with smash, i'd prefer they had more newcomers and only brought a skeleton crew of "must have" characters in each game, like link and mario who have to be there for brand representation.

Use super fang you faggot

What have been the best runs so far. I missed everything

That's great
It's shit but they're going to get away with it. Never was buying it anyway.

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Does anyone know the name of this hack? I'd like to try it

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>imagine being this buttblasted for not using extensions anyone with a brain would be using
back to r/speedrun

damn, pokemon looks like THAT?

How do I rightclick on mobile???

>only brought a skeleton crew of "must have" characters in each game, like link and mario who have to be there for brand representation.
this. keep all starters of the previous gens and maybe some legendary.

There have actually been no really good runs, just some decent ones.

>gen 1 was fun because "catching 'em all" wasn't an insane task
but it was literally impossible unless you had either another friend who had the other version to trade with, or bought both copies and played them both to get all 150

any run where american is not presently is good runs

Inexcusable.

crystal randomizer

I don't really use pokebank so I wouldn't care IF they were actually putting effort into the rest of the game, it looks like a mess.

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Seethinge tran-e

Take your own advice, crossboarder.

It's not actually as important as how lazy and bland everything else about the game is.

Use your other hand

RE4

He hasn't realized that saving that way is completely useless?

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personally I have no issue, every single game I only played up to the region pokedex filled, never tried to get them all

>but it was literally impossible unless you had either another friend who had the other version to trade with, or bought both copies and played them both to get all 150
I did it by trading with friends, took a long time and then the very next day my little sister saved over the file.

>anyone with a brain
>can't communicate outside of newfag buzzwords

Based Victreebel.
Was always part of my team in Gen1.

It's useful in the means he needs it for, just not for another crash yeah.

He's been resetting from those saves though.

Pac is such a chad

>the very next day my little sister saved over the file

F

I hope you got your sister back for that
...not in that way silly billy :3

i had brothers with the other games so that wasn't a big deal, just had to trade like six pokemon with each other

i did think it was bullshit though when yellow came out and it didn't have all of the pokemon, that would have been a better model: release two companion games with the roster split, then a "complete" edition like a year later with all pokemon and some extra content. people would be double dipping on that shit even more than they do now

Its just GF being lazy pieces of shit.

He's saving in case of needing to reset or losing a battle. Nothing here is intended to be a crash precaution, they're just going to hope it doesn't recur.

They work until the emulator crashes

Here is a part of it youtube.com/watch?v=8OvXI-q0naA

inb4 it crashes again

>beat pokemon blue for the first time
>next day big brother over writes my file
>trainer name: soup
>rival name: salad

epic joke, bro

Oh I put that little slut in her place and gave her a good long fuck to teach her that women should be pleasing men and not fucking with their stuff.

>. gen 1 was fun because "catching 'em all" wasn't an insane task.
I dunno, it's not really hard now either despite the pokemon count

based

Venusaur completely outclassed it unfortunately.

what is the most forgettable and useless pokemon

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What does a focus band do?

Memes aside, dmc4 was best.
Re4 was hilarious and people got banned for having fun.

I can't remember.

based brother

If it was a smaller studio I would understand, but it's GF so fuck them.

Alzheimer's is gonna get you, bro.

Chance to survive a KO with 1 hp

Carnivine

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I will take the chance to ask:
Which pokemon should i emulate? Last one i played was sapphire some 15 years ago

ESA's gonna save me!

Is your sister the one that made you smell her bootyfinger then walked away laughing or are you a different user?

hold your finger on it until the options pop up

Who's the ACE on your pokemon team?

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>we're bating the twins now
disgusting

Nope, not me lmao

Haunter

>gen 2 run with good commentary
>Decent bread
>it's raining and thundering like crazy outside
>No work tomorrow
>Still have some whiskey
I hope you guys are at least half as comfy as I am

>tfw nearly every elderly person in my family develops alzheimers

at least I'll get to play 999 for the first time again

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>if you can say my name correctly i'll donate more :^)

is there a worse kind of attention whore?

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I make sure all of my Pokemon are equal because the game gets too easy if you train one Pokemon to handle the toughest things.

Heatmor.

>stops the speedrun to dox one of the donators
ok now this is epic

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Porygon2

Nidoking or poliwrath

Play these in any order:
Yellow
Crystal
Emerald
Platinum
HeartGold or SoulSilver (or both, it's a great remake)
Black 2 or White 2 (Black and White are not worth it.)
X or Y (Same thing but if you like birds, go with Y.)
OR or AS (See above but if you like fish, go with AS)
US or UM (Better versions of Sun and Moon, also a better story since Lily is less important.)

Every Pokemon is worth playing at least once but if you must, least play the best version of a gen. Remakes are worth playing except FR/LG.

You're not wrong, but I'll take this any day over stories about dead people

Learning languages helps to fight against shit memory. Time to learn Japanese for those weeb games

>mfw nobody in my family has ever had Alzheimer's but 50% of the people in my family commit sewer side
Maybe if we could forget things would be easier.

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>tfw my team consists only of 6 Ditto

>if you do this [stupid fucking obnoxious shit that slows the run down] ill donate 50 more dolalrs!
>never donates 50 more dollars

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Half as comfy, I finished my whiskey.
Still have some beer at least.

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based run

>Black 2 or White 2 (Black and White are not worth it.)
Fuck no, this one you pick a color then you play its sequel!

>50% of the people in my family commit sewer side
iceland?

>Remakes are worth playing except FR/LG.
What's wrong with it

>If you say fucking niggers I will donate $1000
What did he mean by this?

Devilish

they literally said they would donate more dollars if they pronounced the name correct.
the runners would do literally anything if a donator promised another 50$

Did that user ever donate?

sounds good user

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Muhdikleon

I'd rather be suicidal than lose my memories. Fuck that

what alcohol should i get at the store

>i'll donate another fifteen cents if everyone in the crowd stands up and signs the national anthem

Gen 1+2 is either Gengar or Gyarados

>can I get a HOOOOIIIIIIPE from the crowd??

>recommending ORAS

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whomst

Each their own.
Just an opinion. The new Islands do make it pretty cool but it's just Red/Blue with bug fixes. If you care about that, skip gen 1 and just pick FR or LG.

why do germans do things like this

>he keeps healing
kek

They're legitimate autists.

literally do not understand the concept of humour

german autist come through.

I liked it, a lot. Replayed AS and Sapphire recently and AS is a lot better, never played Emerald but considering I don't like the Battle Frontier, I don't think I'm missing much.

>I won't chargeback this donation if the runner does the fortnite dance

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Actually you should just play the best romhack of each gen, never the vanilla game. There is always a really solid romhack version that has stuff like later gens' features, full obtainable pokedex and decent opponent scaling. For instance there is a Gen 2 romhack with abilities and physical special split that you could be playing RIGHT NOW.

anyone else kinda sad at the attendance?
i'm only familiar with sgdq, and this esa one seems kinda lack-luster

His team is so bad, does he have a chance?

extreme autism

>it's just Red/Blue with bug fixes
Gen 1 is the best gen, so that sounds amazing

what emulator is he using

how is it so bad that it actually just crashed during normal gameplay

why didn't he make safety savestates

All.

ORAS main game is worth playing, but I do agree the stuff after the league (and by this I mean the lack of) is bullshit

27K HOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYPPPE

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>still in the fucking spooky forest
Did he fucking reset again or something?

Probably because it isnt funded by Jews, and a hotspot for trannies and pedophyles

Germans are very utilitarian as a society. They don't really "get" humor like the rest of us

Game crashed 30 minutes in and he lost everything.

No, fan games are usually pretty cringe and fan-fiction tier.If you want to do it for difficulty, play anything else instead of wasting your time on shit.

Pretty sure gambatte is a good one, don't know what happened.

it's like 4 AM local time, this actually isn't too bad

>how is it so bad that it actually just crashed during normal gameplay
Shitty custom rom

You actually are missing a lot. Emerald is probably the third version that improved the base game the most. Just get a romhack that implements later games features and you won't even have to touch ORAS.

this one run is going MUCH slower, bad gym battles and low level main

They just have a different kind of sense of humor. They prefer to make a joke out of their country.

>Actually you should just play the best romhack of each gen, never the vanilla game.
It's amazing how fan games and romhacks are consistently better than what gamefreak make. Just in terms of opponent scaling and trainer battles alone really.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPE

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its always smaller. americans arent willing to fly to europe.

ya, although I'm kinda sad to see some empty chairs, I'm actually enjoying this more, because some of the other runs didn't feel like they were playing to an audience to make them laugh or some shit.

>Delta Episode
>Shit
I hate this post-game meme.

Not if you just use romhacks that fill in gaps like adding all the Pokemon.

>They prefer to make a joke out of their country
well at least that's pretty easy for them

>cringe and fan-fiction tier
No one is asking you to play some shitty original region. A features and improvement romhack doesn't even have original dialog.

>neet with 99 worries but work ain't one
>it's 3am and I am only guy awake for miles
>got hot pot noodles and cold light beer
>just eating and drinking in comfy bed like a fucking slob
>laptop on lap
>just turned 25 at midnight
>got a shit ton of cool stuff I ordered from Japan delivering tomorrow morning as a birthday present to myself
I'm not quite where you are but I'm pretty happy

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Noooooooo, no no no

Right, until you boot it up and find out all the stats are changed and they change the typing for "competitive" reasons. Fuck off with your head-canon shithacks.

I'd rather have an empty seat than have a tranny in one

Influencers ride for free.

Yooooo..

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYPPPP..... PPPPPE
idk where my subway pic is

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Usually my starter
Except for Gen 5, then it varied between Darmanitan or Scrafty.

Drayano hacks come with two versions of each games, one with the changes, one without.

Where is Pac from again?

aw shit that was pretty clutch.

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>ORAS main game is worth playing
No it's not. They fucking give you a Lati@s and powerlevel you for an ultra-bland rendition of a region that only became fun in Emerald. You'll fight trainers with the same pokemon over and over and over because that's one of the problems with it. RS trainer design is utterly unfun.

What about pokemon LGBT (LGPE)?

Living the dream user. Also happy birthday!

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>Drayano
What do kids call this kind of post? Big yikes, right?

Ireland

How do you afford this stuff if you're a neet?

What the fuck did I just listen to hahaha
Poor bastard.
That warrio music endlessly looping while they argued was kino

What? No way.

Anons, post a random dumb image you have saved

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So DON'T DOWNLOAD THOSE GARBAGE HACKS. It's very obvious I'm not talking about them, why do you keep bringing up garbage hacks?

STOP WITH THE FUCKING CHALLENGE DONATIONS

Alakazam
Skarmory/Tyranitar
Gardevoir
Skipped gen IV
Reuniclus
Haven't played any other pokemon gen.

You don't know what a neet is.

Am I the only one who didn't hate the starters enough to drop them?
Granted I'd probably drop them for the late game pokemon if I replayed gen 5

Happy birthday user!
Also who's that fluid druid, she's posted a lot recently

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What is called PC deposits? It's not that hard to go back to a Pokemon Center.
>Oh no, this one minute ruins all of the game.
Also, you fight trainers with the same Pokemon is literally every single game, so what the fuck is your complaint?

>Beauty trainer has Hypno
You just know the Hypno is in charge of her..

>let me hold my donations hostage unless you submit to my demands
Just shut the fuck up and keep your money you attention whoring cunts.

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>that time at ESA 2017 where they had a ticker setup to show people's donation messages on screen and someone's message was the ENTIRE script to the Bee Movie and Pac had to go and restart the whole ticker to get it off

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Based Ditto wasting time.

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

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I sell shit I make online on etsy, it's basically a child's pocket money, but it's fine for me

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Usually people use the opportunity to hang out with their online friends that they usually don't get to see in person for most of the year

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how does a lizard get fat?

>mentions being unemployed
I don't think you know what it means.

>spiral staircase acts as a chimney

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too soon

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reddit meme, but still pretty fucking based

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Meh, self employment is good enough. Good luck and happy bday user!

>lasses
memories...

.

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Alzheimers

eating too much

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yeah, animeposters

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Man, fuck that owner. Bearded dragons are fucking stupid and just keep eating. Gotta manage how much you feed them. They're like if you could keep Americans as pets.

The starters in Gen 5 were weak design-wise compared to the previous ones imo, but I never dropped my Oshawott.
Mostly because I thought finding and training another Water type would be a pain in the ass.

top laff

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character's name is kardia, by nisetanaka

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Based Tentacruel.

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Victreebel is the real MVP here.

>half an hour left
how far can he get bros? This is only the third badge right?

>Tiny female trainer has Tentacruel
I can't help it with these innuendos these trainers are putting forth..

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huh, guess you learn something new everyday

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LMAO THIS RUN

150v, yikes

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Hell be doing good to beat Morty.

Danke

oh no. he has to go back. jesus christ.

Kakuna died for our sins.

this picture is real retarded sir.

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Someone make this kinda donation with a nugget sounding name.
Also wtf is this shit

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please dont tell me that's a real beaver

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from my /int/ days

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To be honest, even if he didn't crash I don't think he would have beat the league under estimate. Speedrunning a randomized pokemon game probably isn't the greatest idea.

unless this is in fucking alaska, one fan to keep that shit cool is NOT gonna be enough

FUCKING LEAFS YOU'VE TAKEN IT TOO FAR

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>Entei
Lmao

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guy had the perfect counter to flying bot, RIP

I want to beat Kimono girls with my rod..

It many not be but its entertaining as all hell.

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based beaverstation

this place is totally a brothel

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god i wish i was that tiny lobster

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>Kimono girl with a Tengela
This isn't a gym

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Pac is based, this was a good commentary duo. For once I wish this was one of those four hour pokemon runs instead of only 2 hours

151

It's hard work exercising with a tengela

holy shit

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oh you

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Magical image coming through

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COLT .45
youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM

Gamefreak was always lazy, look at those dogs running aways.

Everclear if you need to get the job done, cheap blended Canadian whiskey if you want to drink something

well Yea Forums? what were they?

>Pac and the crowd guessing the random cries
This is great.

Donphan confirmed to be legendary beast.

Didn't hear shit

Nigga I'm not autistic enough to know Pokémon by their names, let alone by their cries.

Donphan was the second.

god damn you german autist

they sound way too sure of themselves on their picks, but maybe i'm just underestimating their autism

>this faggot keeps donating to have people speak stupid fucking german words

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>g*rmans

I'm pretty sure Suicune was Hoothoot

Suicune was Hoot Hoot at least

I hate these German wagecucks with lots of disposable income.

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Is German the ugliest language ever created by man?

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Magikarp, Donphan, and Noctowl

I used to know them all back in gen 2. It freaked out my friend that I could tell what he was fighting just from hearing their cries.

can't wait for this attention whore to charge back all these donos

Nope.

Chinese (mandarin) is worse IMO

bomber harris shouldn't have stopped at dresden

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Second. The first one is definitely Chinese. Both sound like verbal diarrhea.

they also stare a lot at people
as if they reading people's data. it is fucking weird

>wagecuck
>4am
he's either a neet or an autist, probably both

i've enjoyed this run. actually had some decision-making involved instead of just following a strict run recipe. shame we can't see it finished for real

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

runs with small crowds/rooms like this are 100 times better than GDQ

probably one of those wage cucks who uses a week of his vacation time to watch this shit

i HATE g*rmans

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What emulator are they running anyway?

nuke germany

The dad thing is that his mon is so strong now that he could easily meet the 2 hour time.

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>probably one of those wage cucks who uses a week of his vacation time to watch this shit
Hey. Don't lump me in with that retard who donates.

C'mon Pac don't waste your voice doing that shit.

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>German ''humor''

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gambatte

The fuck? Why is this crashing google translate?

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You fucking killed the translator!

VBA

Necrozma is such a cutie

poor lad

it's ok, i usually at least take the friday off for GDQs and ESA. seems like they always save the shittiest runs for then

german sounds like shit lol

>Gen 2 female swimmer
Muh dick.

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Feels good being unemployed atm
Feels bad being out of state clearing out my grandfather's estate, though.

SMG 2 100% BABY

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Raichu
Feraligatr
Metagross
Mismagius
Reuniclus
Noivern
Mareanie

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>ITT: subhumans seething because they will never have an IQ high enough to even learn the basics of the german language. language of the greatest thinkers on this planet

gen 2 credits theme is 10/10

wow what a high IQ language

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It needs 20 syllables for modern technical terms where other languages manage the same word with 2 syllables.

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best part of pokeman let's go was the slutty fucking character models. lass, swimmer, and female rocket made me diamonds

Why is he shaking

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He's an ISIS hostage and he's scared for his life.

t. seething mudslime

Swimmers in general

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Shut the fuck up Jurgen

Maybe greetings from Germany isn't even a fucking meme and Germany is behind 90% GDQ donations

>language of the greatest thinkers on this planet
but for scientist Fermi surpasses ein(((stein))) and for great thingkers the greek and nederlands surpasses any thoughts das deutsch has ever had lmao.

Finally Jasmine, let's fuck her up.

What the fuck

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based

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>what is a synonyme
god, how dumb can this fucking retarded, learn english first before you post anything

>Hand shoe
What is wrong with germans?

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go to bed, adolph

>if you like speedrunning
Nope we just are watching the European Speedrunning Assembly for no raisin.

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>literal translation
>9fag
>(you)

Rate this run!

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Who else /ready for comfy 4am block/

This is the final boss of your video game
What do you do?

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UNDER ESTIMATE!!!!!

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h-hayai

your inferiority complex is showing
and nederwho? lmao that country is nothing but a bunch of worthless potheads,
no country has contributed as much to Western society as germany has

200 IQ language

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What's the lore behind this only going to Jasmine and not the whole game?

>maybe next time
NOT FUCKING LIKELY LOL

8/10 it was a fun trainwreck, Chrism's runs are usually good no matter what and Pac is great.

RATE
RATE
RATE

Goodnight Yea Forums

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7/10

Emulator crashed and corrupted the save 30 min in.

>save fucks up
>re-estimates his new run to stay under estimate
>gets pretty close
Pretty good, Chrism.

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>no country has contributed as much to Western society as germany has
No country has ruined Europe as much as Germany has

RANK IT

7/10 run
9/10 commentary
2/10 donations

Trainwreck but fun.

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30 minutes in the emulator crashed and didn't save so they had to restart and set an earlier goal to not go way over the original estimate.

Beautiful train wreck/10

10/10

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Onix her up with hyper beam.

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I send Houndoom.

His game crashed at 30 min, couldn't go further without going overestimate.

That was enjoyable.

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comfy trainwreck/10

7/10
Good thing he didn't lose his mindset after the crash, but I guess running pokemon makes you prepared for the worst

fucking scuffed run
was pretty enjoyable though

t. doesnt speak german

8/10

9/10
trainwreck just made it better

good runner, based pac on commentary. very comfy

Germans are genuinely autistic as seen by their super literal and rigid naming of everything

anyone played OP world seeker here? is it good (for a licensed anime game) lads?

crash/10

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fun/10, shame about the crash

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9/10 It was a cluster fuck but I still found it really comfy.

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Sleep tight

Did he end on Jasmine or mercy killed on the 2 hours time?

Thank god that's fucking over/10

that would be the allied forces and commies shlomo, your nose is showing

THIS RUN SHOULD HAVE BEEN 4 HOURS INCLUDING JOHTO

>advance wars

will this be comfy kino or a snore fest? never heard of the runner

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He beat Jasmine.

Pretty enjoyable and he kept his cool with everything going against him. I do feel bad for him a bit so 7/10.

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Unlike FE there's actual strategy

Underestimate on Jasmine.

was supposed to go to lance, but after the crash he just changed it to end at jasmine since it would fit the remaining time

Guys I just saw some ants dragging a grain of rice and I felt terrible when I took it and threw it in the trash can, am I a monster?

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I'd be down. Chrism's 6 hour SMG2 run was great.

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back to /pol/ with you autistic g*rman

>The HOLY TRINITY OF SPEEDRUNNING GENRES
Platformers
FPS
Action/Adventure

>The UNHOLY TRINITY OF LET'S PLAY
Card Games
Racing Games
RPGs

>The ELDER GODS
Super Mario 64
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Tetris Attack

I wish Kris would catch me.
That said that was fun run, if only they had let him go till Elite Four.

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zap wand of teleport to get her and her snek out of the way and just offer the amulet

>shlomo
The nazis were the greatest thing that ever happened to the jews. Now you cant criticize jewish people for anything without them bringing up nazis.

No, the ants are the monsters for taking from YOU. go back and finish it, user.

>Pac is Irish
The fuck? I thought he was German too

DOUBLE INDI

Kek

donation reader sounds like text to speech voice

I miss his speed run sundays and long runs at esa

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Nah, I hate the fuckers but I'll let it slip this time. I hope they learned their leason.

>irish
based

>stop going pee-pee in the ocean
What the fuck is that shirt

>Jews had no power before WW2
Thats why Russia,USA and GB all were their slaves by then already and fought their own people for them

Imagine being this brainwashed, ur a good goy

>racing in unholy trinity
You play F-Zero GX and take that back

If the ants life in your home no, if not then kinda yes, although they might come back for more, so I guess you should be ok

Who's the real Indi?

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If you let them take food, they'll be back and you won't be able to get rid of them.

>10 people swat 4 run on thursday
that could either top tier shit or just trash like that monhun world run

We named the dog Indiana.

I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE TO SHOOT

Stop posting Hagakure in this thread, I fucking see you

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>The daddliest

dadliest. fukin kek.

So what was the best run so far?

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>no thanks, I like being cucked by ants
That's you, that's how dumb you sound

There is a massive exception which is IWBTX games, which are boring, ugly, uncreative dogshit trial and error games and unfun to watch.

:(

>I fucking see you
Not possible

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Based

stop the sad story please

>this music in the background
Holy fuck this shouldn't be so funny

fuck this story is tragic, I'm not ready for these feels

Stop talking about this.

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I'M SEEING DOUBLE. 4 INDIS

I didn't ask for these feels.

>Daddily diseases

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my grandpa had alzheimers and parkinsons. lost control of his mind and his body. feels bad man

>oot is elder god speedrunning game
Absolutely not. Good, maybe, but not highest tier.

The pokemon runs have been great this ESA.

What is these queers obsession with aids?

I think they got actual Alzheimer's patients to run the tech and they couldn't remember which one was actually Indi.

this lmao. the music and the kinda awkward vibe makes it funny

Anything to decriminalize the intentional spreading of it.

savage

The ELDER GODS may not be the best any more but they were definitely some of the first.

Friendly reminder that RPG speedruns are pleb filters

Same with my grandma. My father made me promise if something like that happened, to get him euthanized.
It's pretty rough shit, man.

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SPEAK LOUDER GIRL

LEARN TO FUCKING FIX THE AUDIO EURO FUCKS

speak louder

Grow bigger ears, bigots.

Why were older 3d games so kino???

Friendly reminder that speedrunning RPGs is for mentally ill discordfaggots.

>TASbot cancer has infected ESA as well

further proof this shit has become GDQ-lite. this will probably be the last decent ESA before they go full corporate

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okay

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It's fucking empty

this
FF9 9 hour runs are comfy

Same, it was real surreal. Like I grow up knowing the guy all my life and all of a sudden they just completely forget everything and he didn't even seem completely sentient. Shit was jarring to see when I was a kid.

kek

There is literally no difference between an RPG speedrun and a "let's play" from someone who has beaten an RPG once before.

who else /not watching this shit after thursday and playing fire emblem instead/

Holy shit they're doing typing of the dead, absolutely based.

TASbot is the only thing worth watching at GDQs

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My AW folder has fewer images than I'd like. Help me Yea Forums

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Any% skill scat

Oh fucking great another race.

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This is the baby from Eraserhead grown up.

>scat
God yes please

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depends on the run. they are often extremely comfy, but some of the runners are just boring as fuck and then some of the runs are fucking ruined by autistic announcers (see AGDQ FFIX run)

leo/metako x-2 run last night was kino

I nearly fell for this

So, is this just menu shit like FE or is there anything more to running advance wars?

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i really thought that was a girl on the right

Fuck no TASbot has been awful during the last events, they need to actually show something impressive or fuck off.

Someone post exodia

You are retarded.

I played that recently, still holds up. It's also harder than Overkill's Typing.

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I loved last Winter when their TASbot kept fucking up because they had too much shit plugged into the power strip. Took them like two resets before they realized that was the problem.

>tfw based peaches not running

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SUFFER LIKE G DID

It's not a race you stupide fuck
Only the girl on the right is playinge

Well this looks fucking boring, I'm off to sleep

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Same, I was shocked when he spoke

IS THAT A...

this. advance wars fags always complain about not getting new entries but this looks like boring shitte, fuck 'em

Good night bros. Stay comfy and see you tomorrow!

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Typing of the Dead is 10/10

exactly like FE runs, you can sleep

Why does this Advance wars look worse than the first one?