Make friend on game

>make friend on game
>stalk them and search up all their info, and I mean all of it
>can't look at them the same now that I know everything about them
>either ghost them or call them out on something they did 6 years ago and they block me

What the fuck is wrong with me how do I make friends to play video games with?

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What games do you play?

why are you son retarded?

Wouldn't you like to know. You're not gonna find me that easy

>being an interesting enough person to dox
The most embarrassing thing I do is talk to you faggots.

Oh no, don't find my old VampireFreaks account! I'll be so embarrassed, user!

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you should try not being a creepy pathetic fuck to start

I'm so turned on right now

...

Stop stalking holy shit.
How would you feel knowing everyone you meet does the same to you?

That particularly shitty team player/former classmate friend from war thunder became tranny, so i spammed all his reddit posts with kill yourself tranny divebomber pilot.

He stopped posting 6 months ago, and concetrated on his instagram.

I'll wait 1 more week to shit on his posts again to startle him

One tranny feeling unsafe in the internet is a victory.

Why? Do you want someone to stalk you and know everything you've been doing?

Are you a cute girl?

This is evil.

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Stop being so autistic.

Only if it's a grill
I barely do anything anyway so i wouldn't be compromised

I won't tell you anything about me unless we're friends and even then I might lie.

Good luck I'll never let anyone find me again

If by cute girl you mean mentally deranged tranny, probably.

You can be my friend, I've covertly removed all my information off the internet so you'll have no choice but to live in the moment.

In this world of lies you never know if you're actually being tricked yourself though. I made a point never fully believing people cannot be impersonators, hallucinations, tulpas, bots or actual people I knew that have been taken over by alien bodysnatchers.

So some random made some influencers' crush laugh, probably smile (which is worse) so that deserves everything you just said?

The worst is when I know they're doing something with someone else and so I end up stalking that other person too and sending them a bunch of anonymous hate.

How do I stop?

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Everybody is constantly doing something with someone else user.

Find other people to talk to.
Once you do that you no longer feel jealous of that one person doing stuff with someone else.

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Neuroleptics, shit's wild, you become physically unable to care about even the most mundane shit.

>have 1 friend
>they alwasy reaffirm me that im their best friend despite the shitty things ive done
>still do shitty things and get really jealous and mad if i see them even interacting with another person and not with me
>yet they still stick around me and try to spend as much time as possible with me
i feel like piece of shit for treating them like this yet i cant stop. how do i stop, anons?

You have trust issues.

No trust.
No issues.

Trust me, it works.

God I wish that were me

Straight up kill yourself you fucking schizo
Same goes for OP

Why is this always the case for anime posters?

How about you try talking to person

hey retard maybe you should build a relationship based off of your initial impressions of that person and every other encounter you have after meeting said person. You were and are not involved in their life until you meet so just about everything is water under the bridge because it does not concern you because you were never a factor to begin with. Stop being self righteous and obsessive over people who have never impacted your life in any tangible way. You are clearly paranoid or this is a very clever troll either way both behaviors should stop.

welcome home crazy pants OP
tinychat com/room/th3psychward

These are the types of people who shoot up schools.

I'm not a schizo. When we're playing together they're one person, but when I search their past they're a completely different person. So I search a bit more and see how they act when I'm not around and it all adds up and so I have to call them out or do something before they take advantage.

Distance yourself from pretty much everyone to the point you do not need to depend on their company. Then try to enjoy a company of every decent person you meet without thinking if they will hang around you or not. Treat every encounter as the last and do not make a great deal of it; if you aren't really able to withstand the inevitable loneliness it can break you but if not you might gradually become someone who can get over anything and treat people without unrealistic expectations or unhealthy attachment.

no, hes chaotic good

The past does not make a person though. Pretty much everyone at some point of their lives was likely shitting themselves and screaming like a complete retard for extended periods of time, does that make everyone awful by default?

what are you going to do when you eventually come across someone with the same stalking hobby you have?

You are way too invasive my man. People are very different creatures depending on the crowd they are in. You need to just relax and enjoy the company when you are with them online. People will show you what they want to reciprocate especially when playing games, its just like children. There is no reason to dig up their past and make a judgement on them, that's uncalled for and not your job. If you are friendly in game then just leave it at that, no searches, no history checks, just a friendly voice you can talk to and it does not need to go beyond that my man. No need to sabotage something good

Maybe they're trying to be different but everything always turns out the same, no matter what they try....

Transgirls are really fucking sensitive, I should know, I'm dating one, and stalking and abusing them online can actually have legit medical repercussions on her. My girlfriend had one of her highschool friends deadname her and she broke out into a panic attack. I get that it's cool on Yea Forums to goof on them but please consider the damage you cause to real people.

Faggot

You literally fuck men

Maybe they're trying to be different but everything always turns out the same, no matter what they try. Probably just tired and can only think of whatever it is they're trying to do. Maybe it hoped it involved you

you are a faggot supporting evil lmao
he is chaotic good

you wouldn't keep pimples on your face so why would you keep trannies in your communities.

>literally stalks them after becoming close
>gets a well deserved block
>HoW dO i MaKe FrIeNdS tO PlAy ViDyA GaEmS??

A good start can be to not be a damn creep and take a chill pill

I can't even tell if this is bait anymore

It's literally impossible not to be mentally ill.

Most people are fucking scum, especially in the west. Don't make friends outside of just playing games with them.

>make friend
>have a lot of fun, gaming, fucking around
>suddenly become constantly paranoid that they've been talking to other people about me and know things that im embarrassed about

Why wait? Do it right now.

>I'm not a schizo
>or do something before they take advantage
>I'm not a schizo
epic

>I'm dating one
This is the future you chose.

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Yes well put friend. I get the same feelings when I stalk them.

people like you are destined to die alone and friendless, don't be such a fucking creepy weeb retard

BASED ICHINIGGER

Based

Porn and pics to contribute to threads.
Plus porn vids and a few gifs for happy/sad time

This is the exact stuff that I'll call someone out on, how can you call someone a weeb retard years ago then tell me you like anime?

it's still a sin to be this cruel and you know it, user

People could just be joking user. Life is a lot more complicated than that, people change all the time too.

>years ago
There's the keyword right there you fucking moron. People change, time isn't a static thing.
Actually neck yourself you dysfunctional psychopath.

Did something interesting finally happen in Nagatoro?

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OP you are pathetic, there's no other way around it, you are just plain pathetic. I don't give a fuck if you stalk someone but calling them out for something you were not even involved with or changing your attitude because you've read something is just really pathetic.

whoever reported that user, you're a good man.

stop using buzzwords you dumb fuck
>IM ANGRY
>I CAME INTO THIS THREAD TO BE ANGRY
fuck off

Join my server nigger discordapp
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i have a friend who thinks i do this (playing with someone else when i am not online) turns out i do nothing, i feel so tired sometimes but i don't feel sad, its like nothingness. So i just browse Yea Forums or read some programming blogs

If you stalk me like that I'll be more than your friend.

Kill yourself

>weeb is retarded
Like fucking clockwork.

>animeposter is a deranged psychopath who wonders why he has no friends
Dillate
imagine being angry lmao, I came to this thread to laugh at you. I bet you'd be the perfect person to bully

Why so OP can get murdered by Ted Bundy because he didn't bother to look up what kind of person they had met online? fuck off

I used to have an online friend that wanted to be my bf
one night he very candidly admitted to being a pedophile, he even tried flirting and hinting with the idea that he had cp on his computer.

psychology is an interesting mistress. if you get someone hyped enough online and get them to stick in that mindset they will tell you anything and everything about themselves... and i do mean everything.

Internet relationships, online communities have regressed social progress and ruined the lives of people who probably needed real help more than anything else.

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if you use your real name online, publically, then you are part of the problem with the internet today, and deserve everything you get

>so OP
You don't have to pretend to be someone else user, no one in this thread cares about you that much lol

Why? Post your contact and I'll find you.

Where's the wad

All anal, all the time, she's super cute, wears chokers and shes in love with me. What's not to like?

majority of trannies don't go for the surgery

Fawkes711#4270

>she's
>shes

user, remember where you are

>she

>Why?

Because its hot as fuck. I would seriously marry anyone that took that much interest in me.

Yea Forumsirgins are just seething yet again bro
i was dating a tranny for like 9 months online but i backed out because i realized i wanted to have my own kids

hes so great that you feel the need to reply to several anonymous posters about how great he is

How do you get someone in that state? Agree with them on everything?

> she

based

tfw no yandere stalker user gf

Even if they're fat, sweaty and riddled with acne like OP?

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Not me. I'm not doing anything. With anyone

Godspeed

What a surprise, the weeb's a loner

Autism?

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Yes.

>panic attack for deadnaming
I know it's a thing but this feels like bait

>her
that guy you're dating is gay and so are you faggot

Well that's certainly romantic I guess

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>deadname

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that makes it better though

That's pretty fucked up though, no wonder he's a tranny with a mother like that.

here's what i imagine you 2 degenerate retards look like. accurate at all?

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fags are gay

I'm not seeing the problem here.

If you are really interested and have the will to change, then I've got a method for you. Generally, to think about such things you use semantic/linguistic capabilities of your brain, that is, you formulate thoughts using words, and then you likely become hypnotized enough by these words to be influenced by them. The thing you need to do is take a course in some uncomplicated programming language like Python to witness how programs treat text input (in Python that would be "strings", it's pretty much entry-level knowledge); this text data is basically the same as your thoughts. It's pretty easy to write a program that activates at certain words; as you learn enough to compose a small word filter, you should start to imagine a similar filter operating on the text data that is your thoughts. Now you won't likely be cutting your thoughts down just as they appear, that's hard, but telling yourself something along the lines "ah, this stuff comes up but I won't actually waste my time thinking further about this". You might invent some simple gesture to come along with this, or eventually make some shortcut phrase (not unlike BDSM stop words). Just remember to treat your thoughts as a program would treat plain text input. If you have enough determination to constantly practice this (keeping track of your mental word filter activations also helps), this shit works like a charm. Using this, you can get ANY issues out of your head.

i'm both the anons you're replying to, can confirm, we look like that.

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What did he mean by this?

tight

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kek

You are a siamese twin that fucks trannies?

Pot of Greed... what does that card do?

i like your drawings user

who is this?

It's complicated.

What games do I play and how do I play them in order to make insane schitzos stalk me?

>make friend in real life
>talk to them and ask about their interests
>eventually realize we're both pretty fucked up inside
>can hardly make eye contact anymore to the point of ghosting each other

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The heart of it is Ego... stroke the ego for long enough and they will get drunk off it and feel like they have protection from the social norms that govern the rest of humanity. It helps if that person has shown depression or something resembling mental illness in their past... or an easy one, autism. I do not condone such behavior, but ego stroking is the key to controlling a person and eventually watching them lose control of themselves.

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thank you

some fucking retard

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What do I look like, user?

>make friend in real life
>talk to them and ask about their interests
>eventually realize we're both pretty fucked up inside
>hang out every week onwards since our fucked up sense of humor bounces off eachother perfectly
>remain best friends for years
feels good Yea Forumsros, there's someone out there for you too if you look hard enough

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something comfy about this style

Ego is a meme though.

t.Buddha

FORSAAAAAAAAAAAN

Get help.

Not him but I've had a guy admit he has CP and a woman admit she wishes she aborted her kids because she regrets marrying her husband to me before
I think a lot of people don't have anyone to talk to about stuff and no small talk and the weather isnt talking, but then maybe it's me because I still don't know why you'd admit that shit

People admit weird shit to me all the time when I'm at work (I work in retail)
Like shit dude, I don't think you should be telling me about the detective you hired for your cheating wife bro

And memes are the DNA of the soul
If anything it strengthens his argument

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How do you stalk someone without feeling like a total piece of shit anyway?

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Every person is nothing but a collection of memes. Even if it's possible to overcome hypothetically, realistically every person you will ever meet in your entire life can be manipulated by stroking their ego

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>feels good Yea Forumsros, there's someone out there for you too if you look hard enough
I'm not so sure anymore. I've tried everything.

>add someone randomly
>they start a conversation, I try to be friendly and respond to everything
>they start talking to me everytime I log on, to the point of trying to appear offline just so I can play some games
>whole logs of "i miss you, did I do something wrong? please come back, i need you"
>block them
>they harass my other friends to get them to ask me to unblock
This has happened like 3 or 4 times now, online """friends""" are a meme

They tell stuff like this because you're a complete stranger that most likely can't do anything with that information in a way that impact their lives, and you're likely the only person they can talk about that to.
No shame because there's little to no chance of you telling their family member/friend/etc behindtheir backs, they get to vent and it can make for an interesting topic.

People are also prone to lying and telling shit to you to measure your reaction.

stick to your hobbies but branch out and check out events/be a bit more outgoing to find other people who like the stuff you like. easiest way to make good friends is to find people you have shit in common with

i do this

what could I possible do for you to call me out though? be a serial killer or something

Nigga, you are a legit crazy stalker. The ones you ghost are lucky.

[email protected]
OP

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tbf, I tell people I have CP on my computer even though I don't just so that I can feel them go wtf after being so amicable with me shortly before. Then again, I only do it with online people.
Also had a porn artist tell me she was a kissless virgin and draws porn of her characters suffering from huge dicks re-organizing their organs because she hates the busty babes.

At least the male artist who was also a kissless virgin drew people kissing a lot because he felt that was intimate and he wanted something just like that, which U guess I can respect.

Soul is also a meme, anatman and all that.

You can catch a fish with a hook, but you cannot catch water. Also, the elephant is in the room but you only see its tail -- or is it its trunk?

>girls
>on Yea Forums
get ready to have sweaty bearded men breathing at your neck
though you probably enjoy that, weebfag

think about this...
why are we all admitting pretty personal stuff to each other on a website that grabs your ip, and archives everything you say?

I asked for help and all you guys did is call me a schizo or tell me to kill myself

If I track your Yea Forums posts and find you've been talking bad about me because you think you're anonymous for example.

how long have you been using this email jesus

i just wanna see if they can find any info on me through just an email

I can't believe this is a serious post on Yea Forums

how can you track someone's Yea Forums post

did you use to post in /r9k/'s yandere generals

>capeshit
No

By being a 133t h4xx0r

yes
i also have a KIK where i talked to sad girls and shared lewds

Yeah I've heard that before, I've tried everything. I'm 29.

it's the infamous hacker known as Yea Forums's secret technique

You can catch water with a hook. There are many ways. Also, elephant trunks don't look like their tails. They're easy to tell apart.

Sucks to be you, I'm a phoneposter with an IP that changes everytime I leave the connection of one tower to the next.

>>capeshit
>No
Huh?

Is that you Vyro

what did you do on YouNow?

And you, good user, see the elephant's wings.

OP i'm unironically getting a boner of you stalking me and blackmailing me for dickpics then asking to cum in your cute stalker face

not him but I've tracked a friend cause I knew how he posted and which boards and threads, but sometimes I just mistook other people for him.

Thirsty ass mfer

>29
hit the bars, go to events or even better run your own. DND's always a good one

People say crazy shit here all the time. I've said in the past I was going to assassinate foreign leaders on certain dates. If some agency was talking those threats seriously, it would probably be a waste of tax payer money at best.

by being in bed with other Yea Forums moderators no doubt. Mods from chans tend to have incestuous relationships with mods from other boards/chans and some of them even set up Discord servers, irc rooms and more to laugh at some of the users they've been post stalking. I shit you not, this happens quite a lot.

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he read anatman as antman

Fuck now I'm unironically getting a boner

shut up mike

You are perfectly fine.

He was making a joke cause anatman looks like antman, a super hero film, which are known as capeshit on Yea Forums.

If I was going to blackmail you I'd be after your wallet not dick.

How would a boner be ironic anyway?

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Where do I find cute stalker friends that think I'm interesting enough to be worth the effort?

never used that name
i only made an account to watch some random girls, dont really remember much from that site

>mike
who's that please tell me

Stalkers, how do you pick your stalker targets exactly?

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women are just fucked up in the head

Yea Forums doesn't archive everything, I wish it did

With a hook as hollow inside as your words are hollow, you mean?

this, I want a stalk-fu

They have to be COOL. Worst part is most cool people aren't so cool once you get to know them through and through, then my submissiveness turns into domness and I become a bipolar asshole.

What would you want a neet's wallet for? Gonna wear it as a hat while sucking my cock?

If I called you out for watching a female streamer instead of talking to me how would you feel? I hate that more than anything.

Alphabet agencies absolutely do now, the real question is when did they start? They might have the old archives archived too or maybe they are lost forever

fuck off

as hollow as your skull

You should tell me straight up to stop watching female streamers and maybe play a game together instead.

Stop being a tranny sociopath? lol
It's that easy

So don't accept invites from Medic mains, got you

Yea Forums claims they don't secretly archive everything but Yea Forums also has a spyware writing, bitcoin mining Chinese man with a very shady past at the helm now. You're not safe posting here. None of us are.

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>make friend on game
>chat for a bit
>mentions being heart broken he can't find one of his favorite animes because he couldn't remember the name
>just finished it and told him
He was really happy, feels good bros

Belief in homo sapiens: Regenerated

>Spoonfeeding a casual

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Do you know their discord?

homo demons more like

No need to be an Yea Forumsutist to your friends.

Name the anime

I wasn't even that guy. Stuff like that is just a fact. No need to act all superior to people that you actually enjoy spending time with.

I'm aware of two. But it's been going on for years in many different forms. Yea Forums moderators are not your friends.

I'm backtracing your IP and hacking the gibson. These 8th grade prom photos ain't looking so good chief...

Tired of this tranny hate from nigger marxists like you. When transhumanism is achieved, they will be complete women and better than biological women. Modern women are shallow and disease ridden.

Find a celebrity and lurk outside their house. Prisons are super comfy these days.

This Nujabes?

steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198241587648
Be my friend.

draw me next user

I've joined several online communities over the years and they've all been pretty shit, and the same goes for online ""relationships"". You usually get people who are either sociopaths (see: OP) or limp-dicked sycophants who haven't had a single original thought in years. It honestly disgusts me to see some of the dicksucking behavior that some people do. You don't need to constantly surround yourself with other fags to live correctly.

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what if people started making friends by taking a picture of their poop in their toilet and sending it to the other person as a sign of friendship

Explain why a man would be a better woman than a woman

I hate you, faggot.

what did i do to you, user?

You have lots of friends and I know you're going to be talking to them instead of me.

I don't talk to anyone.

>has been offline for 10 years
Dude you were confirmed dead it's too late, statue of limitations man.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Yes yes yes yes yes this is great

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You enable schizos like OP. You are worth less than trash. Stop posting.

Trans women are hot as fuck and actually respect their place. This site hates them but never shuts the fuck up about them. Clearly there is an obsession. And once transhumanism is proven possible, trans gender becomes pointless in concept as they can be 100% identical to women.

Men are better than women in every way, even at their own game (looking sexy, cooking, other feminine traits). Anyone who denies this is proven simp nigger.

beato a slut

how is this thread video games

The people on this site are pretty fucked up. I remember a guy admitting to getting high off masturbating in people’s yards wearing women’s clothing

You realize people act differently depending on context don't you?

OH NO NO NO

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Honestly just kill yourself you schizo

>leaving digital trails for ppl to follow you
>using the same username and password for social media

Friendly reminder that everybody has had the ability to create their own reality, and the only reason you think someone is crazy is because yours doesn't match theirs. Why do you think the sage advice relating to "changing your perception" is so prominent? Because you can literally do that

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I do that too, OP-chan. But you must research them when you first meet them, BEFORE you waste your time and become friends.

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kek. delusional faggot. try to date real ones and stop jerking off to tranny porn

and insane men are worse than women in every single way

Lol this thread is gonna be good

never add autists from Yea Forums and especially from /vg/
it devolves into discord circlejerk faggotry every fucking time

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Why is this thread still up? Are you entertained janny?

>t. triggered tranny sociopath
I don't hate all trannies I just hate bitter trannies that are full of hate like you
You will never make friends unless you can behave and grow a conscious like an actual human being

Does this really work?
You'd think feeding people's ego would make them more confident, so they wouldn't bother with all that social mindgaming.
Telling people your secrets is a sign of insecurity. It says you're not sure whether you should have done whatever you're keeping secret. If you're confident in the decisions you make, then you have no need to discuss them.
But I guess feeding people's ego might make them insecure and unconfident.

is that kripparian?

>but you cannot catch water.
Water? You should be catching a pokemon creature instead!

Maybe his mom is like that because he’s a tranny. Any sane mom would do the same. If trannies aren’t cute enough to be traps, they should be ridiculed until they an hero.

Social mind gaming at that scale is for sociopaths or people who think they're fucking Sheldon mixed with Dexter and Sherlock. It's always the socially-inept NEETs with garbage jobs that never went anywhere because they had all the chances by being born in the first world but squandered it.

Yeah you're a real puppet master mind gaming all the teens at your retail job anons, in reality the kids just think you're creepy because you're 35 stacking boxes and making horribly awkward passes at the cashier.

But user
I am the cashier that gets awkward passes made at them.

No normal person does this because there’s no good reason to judge someone’s reaction to a bogus story. Who cares what your faggot retail coworker thinks about your blatantly bullshit story? You must be a sociopath.

saltW

>tfw I only get hit on by creepy old dudes
it's an abstract kind of awful

You can check whether you and a person have the same enemies by pretending to be your own enemy and watching how people react.
By the way, are you hype for the latest Cease and Desist letter from Nintendo? I think it's so based how they push low quality trash, and curbstomp any fan projects that might compete!

I'm a middle aged person, and more belligerent than creepy. Would that be a welcome change? :)

no way fag

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I ain't reading all that shit

When I was a teenage, I got so many nudes pics and videos sent to me in that crazy place. You just pretended to be a vampire or in my case, a dragon and within a few days you had messed up goth chicks stripping for you on Skype. I miss those days.

Kek same

you legit sound like you have BPD

There's no way this isn't bait.

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maybe they won't take advantage. sometimes, there are good people out there.

> curbstomp any fan projects that might compete!
Me too bother fuck fan projects they should me something original.

just kill yourself.

>My boyfriend had one of his highschool friends deadname him and he broke out into a panic attack.
That's pretty pathetic. You should both kill yourselves.

It's a kind of dick thing to do though. If you're honest with your partner while telling your friends you're Rosco-mantha power to you but if you're telling someone you're in an intimate relationship with you are and always were a chick you're literally lying through your teeth. People have a right to know.

since you seem to understand what you do wrong, how about trying not doing it?

Despite hating femnoids, that was bretty gud.

>The past does not make a person though.
That's not 100% true though. What if you find out the person you are currently dating cheated on their last partner? Most people would drop them if they found out. What if you find out they were in jail for child molestation? Yes everyone did some retarded shit when they were younger, but not all pasts are equal.

based stalker schizo

Ain't all truth that are good to know. You should know that.

I am trans AMA

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>will never have vaginal sex
Is this ever possible for a tranny though? Like can you actually fuck their holes and have them feel good even if the operation goes right?

Unironically curious

how heavy is 1kg of gold on the moon?

The mass is the same

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>start a new game and make friends with some other players
>everyone starts out cool, share common interests and play different games together all the time but they clearly have some underlying issues
>eventually end up taking a therapist role of sorts for the group because everyone trusts me
>helped encouraged someone to stop doing hard drugs, persuaded another person who was suicidal depressed to get professional help
>friends gradually become more codependent and get upset if I'm not online for even a single day
>stumble upon evidence that they've been trying to get my info
>end up abandoning them and the game and never looking back
This has happened three times.

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i didn't ask about the mass reeeeeeetard

never play therapist for your online “friends“

see a doctor

You say that but thanks to a dead game I've had the chance to talk to one very cool person who got me into drawing.

Well I don't know the weight relation between earth and moon...

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user, you're literally sticking your dick in an open wound and I don't mean that as just another emtpy insult. Of course not, unless they're high on bath salts or something, at which point eating your own skin feels good.

You're talking to us, you dumb double nigger.

>tranny in charge of reading comprehension
yikes!

boooo. you can't even deliver. i'm going back to dating girls

open wound what's that never seen a tranny with one they all have dicks

The operation doesn't remove the prostate so I'd imagine it would feel good, but God help you if you make them cum, who the fuck knows what would come out of the other hole.

Thought so, but the reddit post made it seem like something tranners actually do. Why even get upset about that then if you have to be a buttslut either way?

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Why can't OP be my gf? This isn't fair...

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Imagine caring about what others do. I just want to jack off to night elves/korra, eat pizza, and try to stay alive.

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Post-OP trannies can finger their "pussy" at most, and even then the pleasure is placebo at most and infinitely inferior to what they'd feel if they fingered their ass instead. Anything beyond the most absolute gentle pencil dick thrusting would render them into a shrieking crying mess, and that's assuming they had a pristine operation and recovery.

You just don't understand.

>post-op trannies can only do anal
Based as fuck. Bye, gonna go get myself a tranny gf now.

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Well that's why I keep saying that I won't fall to the dilate meme

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ok add me if u wanna get bullied more or just talk
Yono#8318

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>wrote a long post
>errored out because you used the same gif as me, right as i was posting
I hope you're happy with yourself.

i don't know why you guys are so upset over what OP does. just don't be a faggot and it won't happen.

pls no bulli

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>make friend on game
>he's a closeted homo fag that starts trying to woo my boicunny into riding his lap
>eventually let it happen, he tells me he wants more than just friendship with benefits
>say yes
>cheat just so i cum harder

video games

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>too much of a sperg so cant even make friends
>find a player interesting
>put his profile user in my collection
>stalk them for years without them ever truly knowing
>sometimes follow them onto other games

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>This site hates them
>This site
This board. And that's mainly because most posters on here hate or pity themselves. Go to Yea Forums, /gif/ or even /lgbt/ and you'll find hundreds of people praising trans and gays.

Heh.. nice

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Post contact, I want a ride.

It's on wikipedia. Earth has a g of 9.81m/s2, moon of 1.62m/s2, so things will "feel" about 1/6 as heavy.

You're nothing more than a fetish. Nobody views you as a person, much less a tolerable one.

I think you're replying to the wrong person, I'm not the tranny.

Based bicycle, friday at 7?

Never come back schizos

>Random guy sends an invite for friendship
>Look through his discord profile, find steam among other things
>Collect all of his aliases and nicknames, search through his steam groups, check the profiles of his steam friends for anything he has said to them, look him up to find posts on shit from 6-10 years ago, check those profiles, check social media for certain keywords using his aliases, image search his avatar
>See he is a bald nerd who ERPs and has multiple roleplay profiles going for MMOs
>Decline
People are dumb to suggest the past isn't right on their heels. With enough information it can be traced.

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My mistake. Sentiment still stands, but not directed at you.

What the fuck am is this image supposed to highlight? Just seems like a bunch of awkward retards managing a server.

It's not that hard to not post info.

I would love to rape you until you cried and begged for death and send the video to your parents. You're a disgusting slime.

>getting this triggered over someone using google

Sounds hot, you sound horny

It's not that, it's everything. The shitty images he uses, the way he types, the fact that he wants to share this with everyone. He just deserves to suffer bigly.

>All these anons stalking people's info
You're as bad as the SJWs.This is why I have a rule to never add anyone, I'm too scared from you people

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>make friend online
>search up all their info that I can find with just their nickname & steam profile
>extort sex from them by blackmailing and threatening to reveal their secrets to their friends / family

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so you're the balding ERPist i presume?

Post logs

No, I don't ERP and I don't change my name anywhere. But I've had enough girlfriends trying to stalk me to know that he's a sick fuck, especially since he's male.

lucky me, i never indulged into erp and social media culture.
i only have this shithole and nothing else.

they literally need to kill themselves, dude
grow up

is your dick 12 inches long too? kek

People like you is why I have steam on private and I never use discord. Thanks for being a retarded autistic faggot bitch boy.

>tfw not even trying to pass and still occasionally get mistaken for a girl

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Are you retarded? Honest question. You think not ERP-ing is so rare that I have to lie about not doing it, you fucking degenerate? Go back to the Deeprun Tram.

You can never trust anyone with social media.

I remember you. You liked seeing nude pictures of me.

this needs to be sent to all discord trannies

True. The only people you can trust even less are those without social media.

Lol

This is exactly why I'm not on any social media, don't use discord and don't talk to others in online games more than absolutely necessary. It's fucking scary how little effort it takes for a psycho do dig stuff up about you if you willingly put that info on social media.

Wouldn't work. The same delusion that makes them think they're "real" women also makes them believe they're pretty and pass. Though I have to admit that some women naturally look like men as well.

hehehohoho

>be the guy everyone tells their troubles to
>get ignored by them if they can't cry to me
>never tell them about my struggles
>feel abandoned by them because of that
>still act like the guy you can depend on even if it only brings me suffering

You need some help, user.

Absolutely fucking this. Do not, and I mean, do not, make friends with anyone with Aspergers on the internet, or anyone who pretends to be an E-girl on the internet. Worse if it's both.
>know someone with the auts who came out to me saying he was pretending to be an e-girl
>don't care that much, let it pass and keep being friends
>after that shit gets weird and almost every day past midnight he'd dump his emotional baggage on me to vent about the most mundane shit any regular human could get over.
>know it's the 'tism making him like this, take a passive approach to get him to understand himself
>self-sabotating statements and contradications everywhere in his venting
>be inoffensive and holisitic as all fuck when trying to point this out
>get blocked, then unblocked with an apology.
>rinse and repeat regardless
>one day he drops the suicide bomb on me, saying he's going to kill himself after 10 days
>ready to utterly devote my time to talking him out of this
>says he's going to block me if I try talking him out of this
>then just casually offers to play vidya all the while I receive this news
>shows barely any concern for how devastating it is
>come to now realise how much of a patient motherfucker I was, only to have said patience I didn't know exist be permanently eroded if I ever decide to play e-therapist ever again.
This blogpost can go on even more, but the gist is anons, know the mental illness before it's too late.

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These people are on their guard, and so should you. The fact that we live in a world where something we did years ago can be put against us. Just look up canary mission and all sorts of SJW doxxing

i miss when cute crazy trannies used to be all over me to the point of paying their own flights to suck me off

This one cuts me deep even though I all I did was ask 1 of their friends for advice.

I always delete people from my friendlist or quit the group if it ever gets bad. I'm not gonna bother playing therapist when they ignore all advice or never strive to improve themselves. Shit gets tiring listening to someone venting over and over and all their negative energies rubs off you. No one has time for that shit

Fuck. I don't want this to happen to me but I can't just leave the dude alone.

where the absolute fuck are the video games?

They're not a meme at all, it sounds like you're a sick person attracting sick people. How is it possible that I have the same online friends for over 5-10 years, and none of them do this? Maybe because I am not mentally ill and don't attract the mentally ill?

Why not? What would you gain from keeping being friends with him? Needy people are too much to handle and with how life works nowadays, it's never ever worth it

id/Tomoko
I can't sleep be my friend.

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kys

Survivorship bias. Online friendships are too awful and you're one of the lucky ones to have actually gotten decent ones.

I have seen so many people online that put all their worth into being friends with someone online and if that ever breaks, all hell breaks loose for them. You simply never been in many communities where this happen on a daily basis

lf cute tranny to spoil in exchange for ass pics
bought a girl a game last week and with buy her a switch if she posts ass

If deadnaming causes panic attacks then that person needs therapy. It's not even an issue of being trans at that point, the person is mentally ill in more ways than one.

Sounds like bipolar disorder t b h.

What I do?

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Stop infecting threads

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Mind if i ask what did he write?

After finding out everything about them blackmail them to hang out with you.

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>people like OP make more friends than me even tho I'm normal
Kill me.

I felt the same way too, but after a certain point like what said, the negative energy starts to affect you too. I used to be an upbeat motherfucker who could take 70 loss streaks against Giga Chads in vidya and not feel a bit of an anger, but meeting others who let minor teamplay errors live in their heads rent free, it starts to reshape your personality too. God for-fucking-bid you meet people that are unironically Yea Forums-tier and express genuine distate in you having fun with things they don't care about. And just a tip never, ever, make friends via ERP mediums. If they're not afflicted with mental illness, their ego will instead be fuckoff huge.

How do you know you're normal?

at this point I'll make it my mission in life to outlive you and shit on your grave
good thing you readily throw your personal details to any random dumb enough to friend you on steam

Mind if i ask what did he write?

>Make friends with like 10 people from /vg 3-4 years ago
>Only 1-2 left I barely talk to
I wish I could take it all back, it wasn't worth the drama and pain.

Don't change, use your talent and become a private detective

I would be pretty happy that someone's interested enough in me to stalk me.

>normal
>on 4chins
Delusion, delusion everywhere.

Because I don't do any weird fucked up shit.

First of all, I don't go into any "community" I don't even join guilds in MMOs. And no, it's not bias, I've interacted with thousands of people. But I also know when NOT to add someone. Like if they seem the slightest bit autistic or they a weeb avatar, that's a hard no that's never led me astray. It also depends where you add people. As a rule, I do not play with anyone from Yea Forums and actively look at where the /vg/ guilds are to avoid them.

Game on!

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first you respect people's privacy
most people probably wouldn't like you if you bare your darkest secrets to them publicly, as well
people also don't like it when others investigate them

Have you considered that people don't hate you for being a tranny, but for being a shit person in general?

He wrote this:

I used to stalk my friend. I don't do it anymore, but even though I've confessed to doing it, I still feel like a nutcase in their eyes. I still worry about the things I've seen, and even though I did similar things, it makes me feel sick. I don't mind that they did them, but moreso I'm scared they're still doing them. That they're lying to me about things, because who wouldn't to someone who you know had an obsession with you enough to stalk you? I feel like I can't ask questions without coming across as a control freak. I've never gotten like this to anyone else, its just because they're so different from my personality it makes me worry. Is there a way to get these trust issues out of my head? Right now it helps by assuming they are doing things I disapprove of. Then if it turns out they were, I wouldn't get hurt.

You know what, give me your discord tag and I'll add you.

It's not the same as someone showing you genuine attention.

...

People who do that do it because they're desperate, not because you're so interesting.

>Make friend via game
>Chat daily on discord for a few hours
>He needs to go offline often, usually it's for normie friends but find out via searching all his stuff he likes to stream on twitch
>Has around 3 regulars (turns out to be their irl friends idling after research) but still does it relgiously
>Make an account so I can keep talking to them for longer
>Would look weird if one random kept showing up religiously so alternate between three accounts
>They're so happy others are popping in so add in 2 other accounts and have them all online at times for when he's doing something interesting
>Still hasn't told me he streams in our normal chats

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You are in fact, a schizo

It's a cute fantasy until they hit you with that comment that makes your brain go full panic mode with "How in the fuck do you know that?!?" thoughts.

Why? I don't really use discord much.

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How do I make vidya friends that aren't fucking crazy?

This is your chance to make a friend.

to shit on you in voice-chat, obviously

>make friends with a guy while we were playing a specific game
>5 years later, the game is dead and we haven't talked for atleast half of that time
>suddenly comes out of nowhere to start messaging me with links to some of his atrocious nigga rap videos he made, asking me to leave a like
>10 views, 2 dislikes
>ugh I guess I have to like this shit or else he'll know it was me
>This excites the nigger
>literally posts shit like that almost every week, and always asks me to come play the dead game with him
>try to give him an excuse that I don't have it installed or that I'm busy
>he becomes more and more clingy and weird, constantly pestering me even when I literally never write to him first
>suddenly stops messaging me
>offline for 1233 days

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Not him but please don't do this. Some people like me are extremely insecure about our voices and you'd only add insult to injury.

you don't

>I do not play with anyone from Yea Forums and actively look at where the /vg/ guilds are to avoid them.
I also don't do that and I never play MMOs and such, but even playing with randos who seem cool at first, they show their true colors. For fuck's sake, some might do what OP does as well and who knows at this point. At this point, I only add IRL people and even then we don't talk much but at least they're normal and no one does that weird shit

He said he hates me.
>voice chat
funny joke

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Is your voice that bad?

Then stop using that voice changer, tranny.

Use your charm to change his mind.

get dabbed on and have your balls drop, queermo

Because I generally don't add people on Steam that I haven't met irl at least once. If you want to talk, discord is there for you.

Yes. I sound very girly and people shit on me all the time and call me a tranny.
I'm not a tranny but i've unironically considered using a voice changer to make my voice deeper.

>He said he hates me
I'm a different user. And I don't like voice chat anyways.

Thank you Dr. Steel

I'm curious, why don't you want to do voice chat?

post voice

>a voice changer to make my voice deeper.
wew lad

>tfw this is unironically the ideal for me

>mfw I know a trannychaser and he looks exactly like that but with a worse hairline

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>make friends with a guy in vanilla wow ages ago
>older than me, constantly look up to him
>as i get old enough for us to be real friends we become super close
>think the world of him, he's my role model
>starts saying how he met this girl and doesn't care about her
>starts playing games with her instead and constantly whining about how she is
>'lol bro i'm not in love with her are you crazy'
>starts going offline for entire days
>i get sick and tell him i've heard enough about her, can we not talk about other things
>goes away for good, doesn't say anything
>comes back after a year or more
>says he's here to stay, done with the girl, he wishes he could take it back and he's sorry and he missed me
>three days later she messages him and he says he's only going to clear things out
>once again goes away
>by the end of the week he's gone again
Seeing someone you thought was cool as fuck and basically your mentor become scum is a very painful thing. I've had plenty of heartbreaks and family tragedies, but this is the only thing I'd say has left me genuinely SALTY.

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Why are you people like this
Get your fucking schizo/bipolar disorder shit sorted out before ruining random people's lives.

What do you like to talk about?
I'm actually shy and hate talking.

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>sorted out
The only way to sort that out would be by an hero'ing or good ol' lobotomy.

Be my gf.

>Aspergers
Why aspie? What you posted has nothing to do with asperger, that's bipolar or schizo.

>What do you like to talk about
Nothing. I just like to hear about people's lives and stuff that happens around the world.

>5'1
Holy shit, literally perfect.

That doesn't add up. Shy people don't spend their time trying to make friends on imageboards.

Did you really expect people on here to know the difference?

>5'1 and have a girly voice
Yikes, larping tranny.

No, you're right.

>local kid falls down sewage shaft
Why would you want to know stuff like this?

As someone who has several "shy" clients, I can tell you that online is pretty much the only place shy people try to find friends. It saves them from actually having to talk to others using their voice, or having to interact with others in social situations.

Yep, just your typical insane bpd tranny dilating anime posters. Nothing to see here Yea Forums. Report and move on.

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Because, like 99% of all channers, I'm extremely bored most of the time.

you're a fag that wants everything handed to you on a plate, and don't intend to make actual friends but ERP with them as Tomoko you filthy fucking weeb

try working in an office with 90% thirsty old women

>"I'm actually shy"
>he says while being a proactive & egocentric attentionwhore who literally avatarfags and shitposts on a website built for anonymous discussion

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Some people type more than they talk. When I'm with family I rarely talk, but when I'm on discord with friends I can't shut up, and on Yea Forums I'm watching the timer until I can post again.

They aren't shy, they're vapid cunts. I've added many such people that have "no friends" and they have entire collections of people added. They're the male equivalent of a girl that says she's lonely even though she goes out twice a day with ten different girl friends. Fuck these people.

>shy" clients
nigga are you a discord e-thot? Oh no, no...

lol i know who you are

Does knowing about local "news" really alleviate that?

fucking tranny, stop complaining and be the gender you were born with. Don't like the obligations you have to go through? Fuck off, everyone else does, why should you be exempt you fucking troglodyte

Who wants to be friends with a quiet, shy, introverted NEET loser? Only one person, please. More than that is too stressful.

>What's wrong with me

You have BPD probably

What games do you play?

Are you asking me if I want to be friends with myself?

The Surge and FFXIV recently. I don't own many multiplayer games for obvious reasons.

jannies are faggots.

I just really like short people, and I don't mean that in a condescending way.

>proving your point
being a tranny deserves ridicule and public shaming

it's like you think people from Yea Forums are all normal upstanding members of society

Yea Forums is fun to dick around on and watch funny stuff on, but online communities always attract sociopaths, and considering that Yea Forums practically advertizes itself as a home for edgy hackers and was once used mainly just by pedophiles to trade CP you have to expect that 80% of the website is being used by people with extreme mental instability or psychopathery

Yea Forums should be a cautionary tale of why it's better to go outside and make friends

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No, I'm a (former) psychotherapist.

>Play Animal Crossing Pocket Camp
>People keep giving me kudos (in game likes) even though I don't do anything
>This thread

I'm scared now

What are your favourite games?

>go outside
>nobody shares any of my interests
>people only give a fuck about sports
Thanks for the "advice"

All I do is post on Yea Forums, I don't really talk to anyone on steam or in real life.
I want a bf so bad but I can't get one.
I don't erp.
Posting on Yea Forums is different.

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It's like talking about weather when there's nothing else to talk about. It distracts from boredom, at least for a while.

>no you don’t
>no you don’t
>no you don’t
ok dosty LMAO
youtube.com/watch?v=mrR3975d1JQ

Go back to /r9k/ tomoko before I link all your threads here for people to laugh at.

Too identifiable. I'd rather not post those here, I don't want to make the thread about me.

>don't erp
sure fag

Please do it

It makes me sad to see what kind of people populate Yea Forums. Retards that can't even make friends. Lost magapedes that think everyone on the internet is gonna get them. Do you niggers even play video games? Here's an idea
>say hello
>ask how someone is
>make casual conversation
>don't ask personal questions or whine about your life
>don't send invites to games or repeatedly ask them to do things with you
WOOOOOOOOOOW, THAT WAS SO HARD WTF!!!

Everything about you is a red flag.

>I want a bf so bad but I can't get one.
Have you tried tinder? Or lowering your standards?

Do you play healers and have the Pure White title on too you fucking faggot? Fuck outta my game.

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devaluing yourself and advertising for friendship are counter-intuitive.
if you don't like yourself and put yourself down, how can others see value when you give them reason to avoid you?

Don't rub it in.
I'm too reatrded to erp, I don't get it.
>some person tries to with me
>feel awkward and don't know what you're supposed to type
>calls me loser and unfriends me

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Oh, ok. Good luck finding some friends here.

dotsy*

Might as well play with randoms if all you do whit your "friends" is play once a week and say glhf and gg.

>I've added many such people that have "no friends" and they have entire collections of people added

it's possible to be surrounded by people you have no connection with. that's why most of us are here on an anonyous mongolian moving picture forum.

>5’1 with cute tranny voice deleted his post after i posted the vid

lol i knew it

Which tomoko on steam are you even, there are like 50 of them.

I do play with randoms, I have friends to talk to them not to force-invite them to games. If you only see your "friends" as a fucking tool no wonder you're not making any. If your only interaction after adding another person is HEY WANNA PLAY AGAIN then don't even fucking bother, sit in the autist corner, my dude.

No. I mained PLD in 2.0 until Second Coil, then switch to MNK until it was ruined in SB, then played AST for the first tier, then swapped to SAM. I'm going to play SAM or BLM depending on what my group can find, I'm gonna be flexible so we can find someone easier.

pathetic loser, stop trying to make """"friends""""" with people who clearly find you annoying

things that i totally did: the thread

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desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/I-Pq5LU54UNmQjLsPcP65A/


He's made over 400 threads on /r9k/. Oh also this 'cute kawaii 5'1' poster is 31 years old and been NEET for decades.

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Not everyone sees the value in the same things. A NEET that likes anime and video games in much more valuable to some people than someone that is a Chad and likes sports for example.

I don't really make "friends" I have acquaintences. Once in a blue moon we may get a drink or do something and we talk often but I guess I don't feel super comfortable getting really close with anyone. I have the opportunity and I get along with most people but I just don't want the added responsibilities of being in a friend circle and I prefer to keep people at a safe distance. Is this wrong?

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That voice isn't bad.

nice job senpai

How did you manage to get the exact opposite of what I said? My point was that if you only exchange a few lines with them and play occasionally, you're not really friends, more like acquaintances.

Other than "loser", I was just being up front about who I am.

>It makes me sad to see what kind of people populate Yea Forums. Retards that can't even make friends.

it's always been this way you fucking newfag. except now there's more unlikeable people like you joining.

>Just a lispy faggot voice
If you're gay this shouldn't even be an issue.

not just chads enjoy sport, you know
and not just weebs and NEETs enjoy video games and anime

>desuarchive.org/r9k/search/image/I-Pq5LU54UNmQjLsPcP65A/
mein gut

>30 year old trannies

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Why do you even have to ask? If you're fine with it, it's fine. There's no rules.

>Posting on Yea Forums is different
An actual shy person would'n't obsessively advertise himself and "try to make friends" online in the cesspool of the internet.

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Holy shit the level of autism

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>my good
¿que?

Yeah but a NEET loser is much more likely to share interests with another NEET loser.

introverted traits are often seen as negative and thus repulse people

>have two friends once
>one sounds girly
>invite the other to play with us
>tell him not to say anything about my friend's girly voice
>does it anyway
Yeah, I blocked that guy.

Of course Yea Forums is so fucking retarded they were going to get catfished by a literal hon.

Holy shit this is pathetic.
>faggot can't take a joke

they may share interests, but most likely would hate each other

How so??
I'm scared of dating apps. Should I try tindr?
How do I not get an std?
>Or lowering your standards?
anons say I look good and people hit on me in store but I didn't know hwat to do
id/Tomoko
>He's made over 400 threads on /r9k/.
>400
~7k on r9k and and 2k+ on bant.

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And I would be lying if I said I was extroverted. Lying is wrong!
To be fair, I would love to play sports again, but I don't know enough people for that and playing with a bunch of randoms doesn't sound incredibly appealing.

It's not about it being a joke, my friend actually took it fine, but I explicitly told him not to and he promised not to do it. He lost my trust, so into the garbage bin he goes.

>knowing the word hon

>bant
Okay Maldazzi here, out of disguise, so you're THAT faggot

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Only sometimes. The only people I've met that weren't openly hostile to the idea of not working were other NEETs or people who were NEET in the past and get it.

Get to know people to play sports with then.

>I want a bf so bad but I can't get one.
Stop lying. Faggots and females have 0 problmes with getting a bf.

why are you falseflagging me those weren't my posts im not the tomoko guy.

sometimes to make friends you have to go against your own nature and shed your own natural armor that you've pieced together over the years as an introvert and expose yourself to hurt
only then will you truly gain something

That's real petty shit my man.

>female

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>What the fuck is wrong with me
autism

Maybe.
I just find it draining to be around most people for too long. I'm not trying to avoid people for my own protection or anything, I'm just quiet and have a difficult time carrying on conversations.

>person breaks a promise
>petty shit
I bet you think if you found your waifu fucking some random guy she should be heard out and understood as well, huh, faggot? Grow a backbone. If someone lies they'll do it again. There's nothing petty about it.

Textbook Narcissistic personality disorder.
I'm 100% certain youre also a crossdresser/tranny.

>tfw no qt yandere gf

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dunno man, sounds to me that you're avoiding people and are making excuses to prolong your completion of your objective due to fear

>Maybe.
Do it, faggot.

>knowing the word hon

>I'm scared of dating apps. Should I try tindr?
Trying won't hurt.
>How do I not get an std?
By not fucking people with stds, usually. And using protection. Silly question.
>anons say I look good and people hit on me in store but I didn't know hwat to do
Hit back
>id/Tomoko
Sent
Now let's stop spamming Yea Forums with non-vidya posts.

You do know that OP is a guy right?

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No? That's not at all comparable.

Maldazzi you still have your trip on, might want to disable again.

No really, I just don't have a lot to talk about. About all I do is play games and work out.
Please don't call me that. I should maybe see if my friends would be interested in going to some kind of sports meetup, but I don't think they've ever played any.

>actually friending this fucking loser
what in the goddamn fuck is wrong with you
you know he's been doing this for years right

What does hon mean?

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Yes, I know. But friending someone is a victimless crime.

Do it, non-faggot.

you certainly have more interests than that like
history
mythology
science
current affairs
shit like that

ugly tranny that doesn't pass

It literally says. One is just a lot worse than the other. What isn't clear to you about breaking your word? If I tell you to not do something and you do it anyway, then you must not respect me at all. Then why would I want to associate with you? That guy was exactly like that, and a week later he was crying that I add him back, which I never did. Petty is blocking someone over not agreeing with you and sucking your dick, not lying.

>been playing games with a group of people for years
>decide to start making new friends in various games I play
>always real sociable, making people laugh, that sort of shit
>always send a friend request to the guy (male) or guy (female)
>he either doesn’t accept and declines it soon after or he accepts it but every time I ask to play something, it’s always I’m busy or some other shit

Fuck it, I’ll stay with my close friends and not make any new ones

BASED

Remember to Bee Yourself. Unless you don't like sports or netflix then get the fuck back into your cave nerd.

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Do you also block people when they say "I'll be there in 5 minutes" but come after 6 minutes?

I'll ask them sometime. I know my best friend would be happy to.
I'm not really into any of those.

People can tell you're a cliquey fag and don't want to be around you.

I kind of do the same. I look a lot of people I add up on the internet, just to see their background and to possibly be able to smoothly bring up something relevant to both of us in conversation. I don't really use the stuff I find for anything else.

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No since being there in 5 minutes isn't literal. But if I make an appointment to play at a certain time and I plan my schedule around that and the person is neither there nor does he have a good explanation, then absolutely I would block him.

>befriending him
absolute retard. You must be as deranged as he is.

talk about interests that aren't solely video games fag

That's great, now go get some rest.

Well you do you then I suppose. Just try to let people know that early on.

The issue comes from being boring and having no other interests.
I haven't made a friend yet though...

>Try and be a nice/good/kind/helpful person in pubs
>People try to add me
>Freak out and refuse friend requests
>Continue to never ever add anyone ever while trying to be nice to be a nice/good/kind/helpful person.
W-Why would you want to make friends?

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It's literally one of the first things I say. I don't care what someone does or how they behaves so long as they don't set up false expectations. If a guy tells me he's unreliable then that's fine, at least he's honest.

>this entire thread
Schizophrenia and Autism is one hell of a combination, stay safe out their anons.

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I think I was partially responsible for sending a guy I knew on Steam to a mental hospital.

>like writing erotica
>always thought rp was a meme for deranged autismos
>friend tells me of a girl(female) that plays as my waifu (we talked to her and saw photos, legit)
>she plays her character incredibly well, cum buckets
>shes based as fuck and we usually chat about vidya or play together, when not on the mood of rp shes like any other friend
>well maybe I was wrong about rp I guess.
>rp with a dude
>he's absolutely terrible, goes OoC to ask me if I'm cumming every 2 lines, massively passive, me pretty much doing all the work
>out of pity I tell him I came so he'd leave me alone
>looks like I did you quite a favor~ OwO, I want now some "benefits" hehehe
>he wants me to write me about him masturbating every day, would start a conver with "I'm so hard hehe"
>call him out and say I'm not into that shit
>goes ballistic and tells me "I scratched your itch now you scratch mine"
You clingy fuckers are fucking disgusting.

The past isn't always what is seen from the present, you could be seriously misinterpreting a lot and they just stop talking to you because they realize you are an unstable idiot. You probably lost out on actually good friends you dumb fuck.

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Calling yourself a boring loser isn't the best way to make friends.

only a Yea Forumstard could think writing a greentext about erp with a girl while a real man creampies her makes you cool.

This
People from Yea Forums are always usually fucked up in some way and might end up fucking you too
Stay away from shitty people friends, you know the red flags
Better be lonely than dead

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You know what, that's completely fair.

Would you rather I lie?

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I don't think it makes me cool you spastic retard, I find it hilarious that a girl turned out to be more of a bro than any ""male"" you'd find here.

What about single player stuff?

Damn. The truth hurts

I'd rather you realize that maybe you aren't such a boring loser afterall.

One can only discuss video games so much.

drop your Discord user

Come on, are video games really the only thing you can ever talk about?

i want to write erotica too but i always end up fapping. how do you do it? i wonder the same thing about 3d modelers, how do they do their job modeling 2B's ass without fapping every 30 minutes.

Please post yours. I do not want lots of adds, just one.
More or less.

also add me on steam i want friendssteamcommunity.com/id/nonon_jakuzure/

>hiding your friends so people can't tell you're a friend collector
Red flag.

30 is still young though. I know traps that are nearly 35 that still pull off the look amazingly well.

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>all those fags are from america
of course

I've talked to you a bunch of times and it was rarely about video games.

>30 is still young though. I know traps that are nearly 35

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>writing erotica
Where do you post it to exactly? Asking because I want to post some of mine as well.
Not that guy but I'd suggest trying to write when you're not too horny and if you do get horny midway through take a quick fap and go back to it.

I intentionally get myself horny so more ideas come to mind, apparently the imagination skyrockets when you're aroused, you just have to be careful to balance it out so you can finish your script before you do.

That must have been all you then.

Put a bullet in your brain.

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>W-Would you like to discuss animals ... the enviroment ... uhh, work? m-music preference? maybe philosophy? No? Oh, no I don't really watch sports ... no, no esports either, no I'd rather not discussing politics or sexuality, yes I could, but I'd r-rather not really.

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Because that's what he told me he has.

the cut-off date for being a young dude is 35. True old age starts at around 45-50yo

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>So, what do you do for a living?

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cute post

anime, memes, or just talk about how was your day, its not that hard

It wasn't.

>I'd suggest trying to write when you're not too horny

tried it, either i cant write at all or i get so into it i have to fap

>and if you do get horny midway through take a quick fap and go back to it.

after i fap i lose motivation to write.

in my defence i'm not a NEET, i work full time and i'm basically dead tired every day.

user, I could try and be your friend despite all the red flags you're giving, but I'm not going to share my Steam username on Yea Forums.
I also can't be your boyfriend, sorry.

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And on top of that, actually, having aspergers can make you prone to developing a secondary disorder, like bi-polar disorder. The two do share similarities.

Well either way, I'm no good at bringing such topics up on my own. And stop identifying me, I'm not making it THAT easy am I?

>you just have to be careful to balance it out so you can finish your script before you do.

shit mang i've never edged more than 30 minutes, no way i can write down all the crazy shit in my head before i get diamond hard. i think i even came hands free too one time.

Sorry but you are making it pretty easy. I just don't like it when people constantly berate themselves.

>in my defence i'm not a NEET, i work full time and i'm basically dead tired every day.
That's fine, I feel the same way too sometimes and can't motivate myself to finish it. Try your best to continue writing if you end up fapping and if you still can't force yourself to keep writing, just save whatever you've written so far and come back to it later when you get horny again.

>I work in accounting/marketing, it's kinda meh I guess. But I get to help people and learn new things every now and again. People tend to be a bit paranoid and talk behind each others backs every now and again, but they all talk to me, probably because I keep quiet and try not to bother people. D-Do you do anything for a living?

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It's not an all the time thing. I even tried not to make it super obvious this time...

Gotta try harder next time then. And stop calling yourself a boring loser please.

Questions that keep me up at night.

No, no I don't...
Maybe once I stop being one.

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Notice how that tomoko faggot left the thread when he got called out

What does it take for you to stop seeing yourself as one?

I'm not sure.

Just add each other on steam or discord for fucks sake.

If you want to reply to me, do so on steam jackass. I at least value my friends to keep them hidden.

>dumb satania poster is a loser with 0 confidence
Every time.

FUCK YOU WORTHLESS JANNY

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Then how can you call yourself a boring loser if you don't even know what would stop you from being one?

well recently i've been trying to write while outside on the weekends, like in a park or at a cafe, so i cant just fap whenever i feel like it. also qt girls to feed the imagination. it sort of works, feels a bit weird since i'm used to studying on working alone in libraries. but is there any other trick like that you guys do?

Weak excuse.

then make a dirty sketch, just write the important parts when you're horny and extend it later

Well if you want to do something, don't give up user, I hope you'll find the way. I was a shut in for ... probably 7 years maybe more, and I eventually managed to let my self get dragged out, want to make sure I don't end up on the streets, I originally wanted to work with animals, like maybe training guide dogs for blind people, but I can't do that in this city and I don't want to ditch my family, there's almost nothing to do when it comes to animals in this city, shame really. Feeding sharks, and dolphins in an aquatic park, or working in a wild animal rehabilitation center would have probably been my go to jobs.

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Do you want people to bully you and shit on you? If not, stop posting Satania for fucks sake.

I guess I consider my lack of interesting conversation pretty boring. I'm just not so great with people.
I'm a NEET of about 10 years. I'm at zero risk of getting kicked out. I'd love to become a doctor or vet or something like that, helping others would make me very happy but I'm not very disciplined and have already dropped out of school more than once and those are lengthy degrees.

I'd be your friend user, I dont mind talking about videogames and anime all day.