Kill skeleton

>kill skeleton
>it drops 1(one) bone

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you broke all the other bones when you killed it

Would you?

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>drops 1(one) broken bone

>kill rat
>drops 100 coins

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Have sex

>kill dog
>it drops 1 (one) skeleton

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Who is this girl? I see her a lot on facebook.

without consent

God I wanna FUCK Mamako!

at least it didn't drop humanity

Your mom

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Big rats have big guts, and maybe they can eat 100 coins.

But naked skeletons dropping coins is weird.

I don't think a son should be on top of his mom while her clothes are dissolving

>kill fully armored soldier
>doesn't drop a single piece of his armor

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>Anthropomorphic monster
>Drops 3 hands

Why not??

I'm going to give Mamako my 1 (one) bone.

that's just your opinion bro

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>kill bear
>bear heart (2)

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sorry but she has a bf (son) already

>enter dungeon that's been sealed hundreds of years
>torches and candles are lit

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Her son can't be also her boyfriend

Thought it was a diaper in the thumbnail and now I'm disappointed.

ew

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She honestly doesn't have that good of a body.
All the doujins of mom/son incest I wack it to have way WAY curvier and stacked moms.

>>>>>

Fucking brutal.

Pochi draws more realistic proportions

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>kill skeleton
>E to search
>carries 10 gold, healing potion, and food
where was it carrying that?

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they aren't related by blood

Yes they are, stop spreading lies, retard

>that body for a 40 year old mom
>realistic
bruh

In it's pockets dummie.

I said realistic proportions, not girls
Chiyo is an evil demon god, that's not "realistic"

Don't be a kink shaming baby.

Can you niggers stop pretending this is a vidya thread and post more fucking lewds already.

After your first pregnanct, things change.

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When is the next episode?
Also
>elves

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Stop posting this fucking show
Fuck you I thought there might finally be an isekai worth watching and then I got this shit instead.

This IS a vidya thread, now go back to talking about vidya

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It's the mom from do you love your mom and her two hit multi target attacks
Don't bother watching it it's shit.

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Post them faggot.

>big guts

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The ushijima iiniko 2007 Yea Forums used to jack it to, is 40 now.

God I wish that was me

>tfw you got a discount for the LN for this series if you brought your mom with you to the bookstore in Japan
Fuck, I would’ve brought my mom with me if they did this in the states.

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>he doesn't setup his tomb with an auto-torch/candle-lighting mechanism when someone enters
just have to hope the humidity didn't get to it in the last thousand years

Imagine actually dating a milf and bringing her along to pretend to be your mom for the discount.

haha what if your mom read it and started pretending to flirt with you haha that'd be funny

is he ok?

Yet another excellent plan from Abe's birth rate think tank

haha that sounds hilarious lol

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Mommy!

That's pretty funny.

haha lol, what if she invited you to come over to sleep at a love hotel
haha

So do mothers really have sex with their sons in Japan to get them to relieve their stress before big tests at school?

and before job interviews too

pregnancy makes you wear less?

And after the exams too if they did well. Raw and cumming inside if they ace it!

Wtf

no, they really just do it because they want to, at most they may come up with some excuses

What, yours didn't do that?

No user, the mommy doujins you've fapped to aren't real life.

>kill bird
>drops nothing and walks away

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Yes, I've had 3 kids and I wear almost nothing.

>eats like a fat cow
>"I got fat because of my pregnancy"

very virgin teen post

>his mom didn't give him his weekly penis inspection.
Laugh at faggot.

>t. fat cow

I would unironically fuck my mother if she looked like that.

I'm not even joking, the only thing that makes me not want to fuck my actual mother is that she's not good looking.

>Have sex
>Drops two babies and three child support filings

moms need loving too because dads are too tired after working 14 hours a day

Sounds like you're speaking from your heart.

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Thanks to my mom I never failed a single pe id inspection at gym class. I owe her a lot.

>mother is hotter than every other girl in the show
Why bother including them?

Would smash at every stage.

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You're not supposed to be attracted to the mom

>You're not supposed to be attracted to the mom
bullshit, they know what they're doing

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying

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nigga you gay

>Mommy has highest dps in your guild

What do, Yea Forums?

>kill roight fit bird who's up for it
>have a laff over it at the pub with the lads and me nan

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Something must be done about Yea Forums weebs posting anime in other boards

anime
website

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it can't be helped

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Pochi will go balls deep on this right?
HE WILL make this incest, RIGHT?

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>he

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fuck her

god I wish I was moot

>never been attracted to my mom
>childhood friend's mom was unironically a supermodel
>she was kill in a car crash years ago
>still have insatiable mommy fetish but it always makes me feel guilty
>tfw a beta white knight for womyn who aren't even on this plane

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Waiting on the blurays brother! How does it compare to danmachi?

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things change
you either step up with the times or you get left behind

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If that's a fat cow you can call me Achmed, because I want in that fat barnyard ass.

>Ara ara, video games these days look so gorgeous, dear?
>In my old memory, they were always an adventure with wood stick holding heroes though.
>Well, she's quite a NES-generation...
>NES-generation

Are your moms NES generation too?

BTW why does she look like a teenager?

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>some collage of pictures with no arguments
Return to FB

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She's cute but holy fuck I hate bland isekai so much, in fact I hate all isekai

...

Is she really NBR or was that a shitpost?

Nobody likes it, everyone is very transparent about their love of Pochi.

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shitpost

i can't wait for bad fanart of pochi's work

Pochis art is the only thing the series has going for it, tbqmfh.
She's so good.

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the mom from *long ass title* is in her early 30s.

Source: your ass
She's said to be almost 40

yikes

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Closer to 40 than you, you young fuck

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Can people really look like 20s in their 40 or something like her?

M8 she's asian they don't age from 27-48 anyway.

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Me on the left.

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How much of a loser do you have to be to enjoy this, just watch porn but don't fucking watch this degenerate shit.

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This show is so fucking stupid. Why can't the japs do a proper milf fetish without making her completely fucking retarded at the same time?

uncensored when

>kill skeleton
>receive 206 Bones

I enjoy Pochi's works but not this trash.
She draws good.

>she

Mods once banned me for posting that image. Dumb fucking mods.

You don't belong here.

Pochi is a cute shotacon cake! CUTE!

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>kill okaa-san
>it drops 0(zero) milk

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>wanting to kill mamako

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Hmm. This anime looks pretty lowbrow. Surprised to see this many people with underdeveloped tastes.
:/

Why does Pochi want to corrupt boys

She's a shotacon

Go back to you fucking weebs

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Porn doesn't have this high an animation budget.

>complaining about off-topic shit
>on Yea Forums

>phoneposter

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dude, this is JC staff. the budget is probably comparable.

Welcome to Yea Forums, phoneposter!

That's it, I'm going to be the protagonist's Dad now.

Does your mom ever play games with you?

>it's another shitty FotM anime that's going to be spammed on here through thinly veiled non-vidya threads for the foreseeable future.

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i could never beat my mums high score on my copy of pokemon pinball

>finish quest
>suddenly 50 skulls appear in your bag

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>kill skeleton
>bone drop chance = 8%

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Who is this bitch?

never did but...
>go to school
>come back
>turns out she played Zelda 1 all day and drew maps of several areas for me to use

NOICE

(ultimately she did finish the entire game and mapped everything)

That's really cute

My motherwife

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Based mom

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_You_Love_Your_Mom_and_Her_Two-Hit_Multi-Target_Attacks?

Tell me more about your autistic mom, user.

>LN author won't let Pochi do Pochi things

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To be fair she only illustrates

My mom was really into Wind Waker's story when I showed it to her a few months ago. We almost finished it.

Yes. Just look at hollywood superstars

>fantasy rpg
>killing enemies you can carve up like those trauma alert games to find the loot you want
>enemies can go extinct
>bodies can decompose
basically red dead but fantasy, kino, fuck you i want it.

Sorry bro wrongest opinion of the day

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The implication is that they ate someone that had it. Like how you find twin humanities for the first time in-game on a female corpse on Lower Undead Burg, and it's implied she was pregnant before dying there.

>killing enemies you can carve up like those trauma alert games to find the loot you want
>it's an mmo
>rare enemies are camped into oblivion
>their corpse instantly explodes into a red mist, gibs flying everywhere as a hundred autists compete for the best loot

Ka is a question mark you fucking faggot.

Never played, commented while I played a lot tho
>playing street fighter with some friends
>she comes in to bring snacks
>look at the screen and sees Ryu
>"Damn, that jap's a cutie.
>"You playing as him, son?"
>sit down and watch for a while
>besides gushing over Ryu she playfully roots for me
>"come on son! Get'im! Get'im!"
>when I start to lose she teases me
was annoying as fuck back then but in hindsight it was pretty fun.
I'm pretty sure my mom was a party freak when she was younger

>recently spend the holidays at parents house
>playing Nier Automata
>she sits down to watch me
>self-destruct
>she starts talking about 2B's butt
>"Wow, she's really hot ain't she? She reminds me a lot of myself"

Based Mamako poster.
she´s just playing in very easy mode

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how can you tell hes a phoneposter? image filename?

>Kills ghost
>Drops crystals

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Easily doable if the girl has a healthy diet, maintains her fitness and doesn't get too much sun. Oh, and doesn't spend all night partying all the time.
White women just look awful when they get older because they treat their bodies like shit. That and sun exposure affects them more heavily due to lower levels of melanin.

>1 INT
>401 STR

Problem?

ABE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH HIS OUTRAGEOUS PLANS.

cuz all you can see is his boner lol homo

Nah I'm just saying she's based

Did you ever sniff her underwear?

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Why does she have such high strength? Is it ever explained?

Where can I see the novel illustrations?

why does the art style look like pochi's

Do you think he’ll accidentally feed her a love potion?

I mean what would even happen haha?

The game is about patching up your relationship with your mother. Her stats being so much better would require one to depend on their mother instead of abandoning her.

Sorry m8 I'm not attracted to her.

She was very cute when she was a teen tho, I've seen pictures

It's funny to see how many people expect there to be incest in the series. i can't wait for the ass-hurt when everyone finds out

Because childbirth is literally the hardest thing in the world

About what? The mom shipping the kid with the redhaired tsundere or does something else happen?

Oh god please don't tell me it's fucking Bates Motel all over again

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>kill fireman
>he stops, drops and rolls

What about gamer oppression?

Wish I had a sister to sniff some dirty tampons

BASED

cute and thoughtful

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It already happened, right?

Give me the links

Don’t make mommies rise up against you, user

I used to have after school access because of honors band and holy shit sneaking into the girls bathroom for used tampons and pads was the best shit ever

Ok this is legitimately heartwarming

>the son´s also 1 INT
It´s in the details

The series is quite literally just about having the characters and their moms form a better relationship. I think Wise's mom is a prostitute which is why she hates her so much. There's pretty much no real romance in it.

I want to be your new dad.

That's because they are not wizards. This isn't konosuba.

Nah my mom was already an adult before video games were really a thing.

She even smashed our NES with the heel of her shoe because my brothers fought over it constantly.

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... and what's wrong about that? It sounds interesting.

explain?

She likes playing mario party on the switch. A lot. Wants me and my bro to play with her every day for multiple rounds of the board, we don't have much free time so we only do it on weekends; she plays adventure games like Leisure Suit Larry, Grim Fandango, Broken Sword on the switch when we aren't around for mario party though. We'll buy her harvest moon (I already know 100% of the harvest moon and story of seasons difference, but the switch one isn't bad enough to completely ignore desu) after she's done with Grim Fandango

Based Nintendo allowing a Larry game to be in the Switch

God I fucking can't wait for all the mom-NTR this series is gonna spawn

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Nothing really, except the LN author's self-insert is even more of a dick in the novel. It's going to be funny to see people get angry at the fuck that nothing really happens in the story.

>show features heavy incest undertones
>they never actually fuck
LITERALLY WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT

>206 Bones
>Can only carry 99

she would need to be a bit chubby, not too much, but a small cookie pouch would be more realistic.

Maybe you shouldn't fuck your own mother, did you ever think of that?

>spawn into the game
>206 bones in inventory

shit dude you only got 1 INT

Should I buy my mom a Wii? She’s retired and more or less a couch potato. I want to get her Wii Sports to get her moving around or whatever. Is this thing actually fun? Do you play Wii with your mom?

No. She exclusively plays Simon's Cat puzzle games on facebook. Thankfully she doesn't buy the in-app shit though.

the fucking showrunners did, despite making the audience only think about motherfucking for 4 seasons straight

>I mean what would even happen haha?
Nothing would happen because she already loves him

I did, but such a course of action is, ironically enough, unthinkable.

based and wholesomepilled

>Sell bones
>Transform into a Slime

>Current year arguement