SCRATCH

I am not

Same.
I can only see them in pics and vids my sister sends me.

>being a toxoplasm owner

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God damn it. I mean get one if you're allergic to cats and dogs and really want a pet. Either that or some kind of rodent.

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>tfw allergic to cats all my life but didn't know until my childhood cat died

I just want a fucking cat again but it's either a cat or breathing out my nose.

>Screams all night shits all day and bathes your house in dust

>Does literally nothing

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OIRA, TOKAGE JA NEE

>visit /an/ from 2011 to 2014 because boredom
>70% of the pet threads had a lot of people missing their pets
>several were "I just left my door open 5 minutes"
Why is /an/ so shitty at taking care of pets?

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be lucky, because if you are like me, and your family are hoarders, you will be miserable. i love animals, thats why it hurts me so much. only one who feeds or pets em and i dont think they live a very nice life. at least with an allergy you may get parents who give a shit enough not to torture you and/or a child abuse ticket

also pets in general fucking suck.

Not him but I agree. Dogs are superior. I have two outside dogs on a large property. Its great. I let them inside in the winter but thats mostly at night or if its stormy. The rest of the year they are outside. Its great.

Inside pets are kind of nice sometimes but I cannot stand how fur is just everywhere all the time. Its disgusting. You can vacuum and wipe everything down all you want. Its just in the air. And you can never wear black.
>just get a reptile
I think those are gross
>just get a bird
I have chickens that live in a chicken coup. I think birds are disgusting.
>get a furless dog/cat
Fuck that.

best thread on Yea Forums right now

files.catbox.moe/moscqv.mp4

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it's fun to watch them eat live mice tb.h

/an/ threads are always worth the replying to off-topic garbage ban desu

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pretty sure there are dog breeds that circumvent allergies.

>open the dood please
>thank you but i changed my mind

ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO DIN DINS TIME ILL FEED YOU IN TWO HOURS LET ME MASTURBATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm sure most people just moved away. Like I moved overseas so I can't see mine.

Fucking hell I was trying to avoid ever seeing this.

>outside dogs
Enjoy getting betrayed, I guess.

>tfw allergic to cats all my life but didn't know until my childhood cat died
I was in the same situation. All of the sudden I could breath comfortably through my nose one day suspiciously a few weeks after my cat died. I love cats but I love breathing through my nose more so I will never get one ever again. Still I miss that fat bastard. He was pretty cool.

It's the curse of Yea Forums.
All boards are absolute shit at the topic their meant to discuss.

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I love indoor cats, but I don't care at all for outdoor ones. I had new neighbours appear a month or so ago with 2 cats that decided they wanted to use my back yard as a toilet. They didn't take kindly to me taking whatever bags of it I scoop up and leaving it outside their back gate.

>changed my mind
Not really.
Cat wanted to open doors because they wanted to secure your escape route.
They want to make sure you or it can run through the door anytime.

My cat never goes in my room :(
I think she hates me

youtube.com/watch?v=TSzp6-SV5FI

Don't mind me, I'm making this thread vidya related

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I felt slightly stressed reading this.

its such a bullshit ban. i participate in these threads only because by the time ive baited myself into opening the thread ive already fucking forgotten that this is Yea Forums. its not like im the one making the threads and its also not like the "barely on topic" threads are really all that much better

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>optional boss fight.jpg
There, it's vidya now. Keep on posting.

I live close to the water. They have a wide open field to play in. And other animals on the property like chickens. They have a very happy life. Its also really mild where I live almost the whole year. Sometimes January/February gets a shitty but its pretty great here.

because it's your territory, and she will not invade it.
she respect you.

oh but I do

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It's not a matter of happiness, it's a matter of keeping them socialized.

>Being a retard who eats cat shit
Guess a brainlet like you would pick an animal that shares similar interests.

>cats
>respect
lmao

Ironically frequenting a board doesn't mean you're very good on the subject/activity, I bet there are many scrubs who are shit at video games here on Yea Forums and yet they still browse this board

He look more healthy when he see me and want some cuddles. Or when he want to eat.
But he's still old, sometime, he stay in one place and cries a lot until someone comes to pet him, I think he's afraid of being alone...
But he still have the strength to beat up my other cats.
He was here for most of my life... A true bro.

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i own a cat and dog. got em both when they were really young so theyre buddies. both are goin on 18 this year and theyre still surprisingly healthy

desu this is how you do it. just throw them off the table, its the only way they learn. it doesnt hurt them so its fine. i do this with my cat and she doesnt jump on my table anymore.

shut the fuck up, onsokomaru

>Close the door to take a nap
>Cat cries at the door with her favorite toy by her
>Open it
>She leaves it and runs around my room in circles
>Immediately leaves

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what diet do you feed him?

Like Terriers, that have hair instead of fur.

Couldn't an immunotherapy theoretically work in such a case?
I did one against a dust allergy and it worked wonders.

literally nothing wrong with this, it's a cat, nothing's gonna happen to it when you throw it like that

love him forever, user. I lost my cat years ago and it's something that's always stuck with me, he was with me throughout most of my life. So take advantage of all the time you have, play with him, listen to music with him, and love him. I hope he has many years left with you.

I heard Video Game 2 is so good they let this little dude direct the writing

Thoughts ?

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very cute cat!

to be fair, a lot of old filename cat/dog pics are part of ye ol' board culture

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I miss my second cat. He disappeared, probably killed by god damn hunters...
And now by 5th cat (pic related) also is starting to dissappear, probably to eat to the neighbors because he love food too much... I'm afraid the old situation will happen again. What should I do?

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>them socialized
They socialize with us and each other and other animals, Mr. dog expert on Yea Forums. I've had many dogs in my life. I've never been betrayed you weird assumption maker. They live happy lives, are well trained, well fed and not unnaturally confined to a small closed box for their life.

An inside dog is an unnatural thing. Especially a lone inside dog that is meant to sit there all day waiting for a wage slave to come home and ignore them after they give them a scoop of food.

>having to take out dog = having to lose gaming time and interact with the real world
Yeah. Fuck dogs.

snug

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haha, he's sleeping on the scanner
must be warm

*SLAM*
>CAT:MREEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEEEEEOW, MREEEEEEE--
*VIOLENT THRASHING AS I PIN IT BENEATH THE LID*
THIS IS GOING TO BE A REALLY CUTE PICTURE
*BEEP* *BEEP*
*WHIRRRRRRRR*
>CAT: --EEEEEEEEOWL, HISSS MEEEEEEEEEEOW
*CAT IS TEMPORARILY BLINDED BY THE LIGHT*
HAHA HOLD STILL YOU'RE GOING TO SCRATCH THE GLASS
*LEANS WHOLE UPPER BODY ON LID*
>CAT: KHAAAAKKK
CAN'T WAIT TO POST THIS HAHA SO CUUUUTE

*beeeep*
nice
*walks away without checking on the cat*

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>11 years

youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo

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boop his nose and poof his belly

keep you fucking cats indoors, and if not make sure you make it to where people can tell your cat isn't fucking wild. Not my fault if you can't keep your cat indoors and is messing with all the wild cats i have the right to get rid of. God help you if people find your cat near their chicken coops.

>*WHIRRRRRRRR*
oh no, not again

i think your sister wants to have sex with you

>just get a reptile
>I think those are gross

What's it like having absolutely shit taste? Reptiles are freaking awesome and people that think they're "gross" are incredibly ignorant.

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No diets. Just standard food and maybe sometime some foods i eat. But he always had good genes. He survived a lot of things that could have been fatal to other cats and even killed and ate a feral cat in his young years.
He's not very slim but he's a lot slimmer than 10 years ago, blame my father who only gave him food and don't really care about him. (at least he's not violent with him anymore, probably because the cat tried to attack him in the eyes the last time he did it.)

what the fuck

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I would wreck prof. jiggly. Fuck him.

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>let cat in
>walks on my keyboard
>tries to drink my water
> stops in front of monitor
> sits there
>...I pat my lap
>sleeps on my lap while I play vidya
Little fucker is 22 years old, I'm scared bros

They're fucking boring, m8. It's more interesting watching their food run around and get deleted in the tank than to watch/handle the thing itself.

This does nothing to me, I regularly used to see my neighbour pick his cat up by the tail and boot it into the garden like it was fuckin looney tunes

That's catchy as shit, and now I want to hug my cat.

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>*walks away without checking on the cat*

meow

I love my Ana

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hell be fine