So I played a few hours of this shitty game and it just kept repeating the same bits of information over and over and...

So I played a few hours of this shitty game and it just kept repeating the same bits of information over and over and over again.

Why do retards claim this is the best VN ever?

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It kickstarted a popular porn franchise, so faggot weebs pretend to like it for the art and "writing" to separate themselves from the rest

it gets good 40 hours in

I see you've posted some nice bait, too bad I wont bump it.

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It starts a bit slow, why are you so impatient?

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Because it's full of (((bisexual))) "people".

Nice Bait.

Post the best Sabers. I’ll start.

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Just jack off to the porn, maybe watch the various anime if you want.
Don't play the games. Grand Order is the best by far (unless you incorreclty consider visual novels games, in which case it's arguable), and it's a gacha game for mobile.

It's the best thing about the franchise and it is garbage. Type-Moon faggots have 0 taste.

this and muv luv are overrated trash

Nice retard you have there. Now posting the true king

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I read through all of Fate and UBW including all the bad ends and was feeling pretty burnt out. I started reading Heaven's Feel but it starts out with 10 years of SOL bullshit so I said, "Nope, I'm tired of this shit," and I dropped it.

Just watch Zero -> UBW -> Heaven's Feel, then play GO. Don't fall for the VN meme, it's not worth it, the sex scenes suck.

This but 60 hours instead

Heaven's Feel is the best route but you need to read Fate and UBW first.

>dropping the best girl route
Pleb.

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FSN is dogshit. Muv Luv and Umineko are the only good VNs.

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>what is Steins;Gate

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>Heaven's Feel is the best route
>Sakura is the best girl
W O R M S L U T

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I made a terrible mistake by reading them as two of my first VN's and now everything else pales in comparison.

Muv Luv is far worse than FSN, and that's saying a fuckton. Never have I wanted to punch a MC in the face harder than when reading that piece of shit. I even wanted to punch his bitchy love interest. Fuck Muv Luv

>Why do retards claim this is the best VN ever?
Cause they haven't read Tsukihime.

I powered through the slog that was the Fate route and the first half of UBW (and even even that only has the reality marbel hype and Lancer ally going for it), but it was worth it for rollercoaster of Heaven's Feel. After that I opened up to the rest of Type Moon.

HF is the best route, but Sakura a slut that is true. Best girl is clearly Taiga

I love Rin!

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waifus

I've been meaning to read Umineko for a while. Can I just pick the game wherever and be done with it or does it have definitive editions and side material?

Based

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You need to buy it on Steam OR pirate the GOG versions, then install the PS3 patches (just google them). There's 2 games, play the Question Arcs first.

because of the amount of choices you can make
story wise its garbage
>mfw these aren't even sarcastic

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>HF is the best route, but Sakura a slut that is true
I don't see how you could even think this
HF revolves around Shirou discarding everything else in the VN just to be with Sakura. If Sakura == "a shit", then I'm not sure how you can even get invested in this. I certainly wasn't.

>paying for visual novels
fucking kek

>i'm gonna fuck a girl to use her magic
FUCKING KEK. who the fuck write this shit?

>dude just shoplift lmao retards paying for food s m h

>Yea Forums making up things no one said to get angry about
I'm not surprised

The premise of the game is a historical figure battle royale where the protagonist has a harem of anime bitches and literally every other male character that shows sexual interest in a woman is Satan incarnate. Often, I wonder whether the writer was past puberty when he wrote it.

this but unironically, you have no idea how much shit I've got away stealing from grocery stores especially from the self checkout lanes, I used to ring up steaks and other expensive shit as bananas and then sat them down to weigh them and only ended up paying a few bucks
you can't really do that anymore because they put cameras on the self checkout lanes

So it's just an incel power fantasy?

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out of the way, posting the best VN

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It also has retarded Naruto/Bleach esque battle scenes that only someone not old enough to drive could appreciate.